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[@enderbirds3814]

What song would I be blasting if I were driving a tank down the streets destroying everything in my path? *Steel Commanders Theme Plays*

[@justin7253]

You are not part of the ender birds You are part of the blunder birds.

[@Astrix_Jaeger]

Egypt: Mummies: *Brought to their tomb* British: Mummies: "Bo'oh wa'er"

[@jeffsampson5822]

19:08 I was in a thread about rebuilding the MK Tank and finishing what Marvin Heemeyer started, and we discussed what music we would play on the sound system we would install. We chose Bobby Darin's "Beyond the Sea."

[@hinatashimeluv7464]

The pedaphile, incest, and beastiality jokes were funny the first few times on this thread but now I'm starting to get concerned.

[@ConcreteEater7]

Question: what song would you be blasting if you were driving a tank down the street destroying everything in your path? Me: thinks long and hard, for about 3 seconds. Nods slowly Highway to Hell

[@chrispchicken1453]

I would play the spongebob theme song

[@at_omic8578]

happy birthday song lol either that or gas gas gas

[@Satan-gw3iq]

Doom music

[@geist8844]

Caramelldansen, it'll come with disco lights too

[@around441pipissharingaytac4]

Battle against a true hero

[@breatheofhades3733]

Lol, first 15 sec of the vid and im already laughing

[@WetHotBitch]

😈🤏 I'm gonna grab my belt

[@Scout-nv1mw]

@@WetHotBitch what are you gonna use your belt for?

[@gigachad5013]

15 secs? Pathetic i laughed when i saw the Thumbnail

[@Ari-ld3fj]

@@gigachad5013 lol 1st 15 seconds literally is the thumbnail

[@gigachad5013]

@@Ari-ld3fj actually I didn't pay attention to the Timestamps or stuff? So i currently didn't know i was enjoying it

[@Kyrz02]

Continue making daily dose of meme and co.

[@metothemoon1227]

Their is a man who decides to spend his vacation in a hotel who have a right price, with a friendly atmosphere ... But one day, he spots a rather annoying mouse wandering from one corner of his room to another. He calls the hotel service who tells him that if he pays $10, they give him a cat. The guy thinks after all, ten dollars is nothing, and he buys the cat; The cat has arrived, the mouse leaves and the man is quiet for a moment. But, he notices that the cat is losing its hair, which is annoying in itself. He reproduces the same scenario, and the service offers him a dog for $20. The man accepts and the dog kicks the cat away. But this dog (he's a bulldog) decides to occupy the only bed and never comes out. The exasperated man asks that this "stupid" dog be removed and the service offers him for $50 to water the dog to scare him away. The man agreed again and gallons of water were discharged into his room, causing the dog to flee. Unfortunately, the fleet is struggling to get off the ground and the man does not have the right tools. Depressed, he asks for the water to be removed. He does not even take the time to listen to the solution and pays the requested $100. Later, to his surprise, the hotel service put an elephant sucking up all the water. After that, the man, still in shock to see such an big animal in his room, asks for a quick, simple and effective solution without making him feel overwhelmed. And, against $200, the service offers him, guess what? A mouse !!!

[@lethalweaponlol9136]

I was gonna read this but nah too long

[@metothemoon1227]

@Ke rich Too short dear Friend !! Read the end then read the beginning of the story .

[@jeffsampson5822]

THERE IS A LOONEY TOONES CARTOON WITH PRETTY MUCH THIS CONCEPT.

[@TheGlitchyFox]

best profile picture. this gives me an idea

[@zaragachizanparo4948]

1:56 What kind of church was he going to? The MORMONS?

[@United_Nations_Space_Command]

28:24 that is honestly what guys like me go though almost every week the entire school year. Those ass grabbers prevail and we can’t do anything about it.

[@DaBois4Life]

This is amazing man

[@mr.trainw3195]

dude congrats on 1m subs

[@lukemimnagh4185]

Damn, that belt would kill a creeper in one

[@tornics8507]

congrats on 1M

[@ahhhherewegoagain3073]

11:43 I saw this on r/twosentencehorror when it was posted. Still terrifies me, and the comments were absolutely hilarious.

[@gamingwithpapaandfriends]

Congratulations for 1mil man

[@at_omic8578]

19:39 just bring your own doorbell, hook it up quietly, and then ring it it isn't knocking, right?

[@ughitsgurgs]

2:08 My dog: *Ah shit, here we go again.*

[@finleypalmer7239]

2:08 God damn it not my Japanese katana again

[@scpmemekid4735]

No he won't make a TV commentary on me

[@patyo]

My face the whole video: 😐 My face when a fart sound effect plays over a cat being funny: 😸

[@tehhypergamer963]

I would be blasting "Boom Boom Boom Boom" by the Vengaboys if I was in a tank destroying everything in my path.

[@derpyhooves4287]

okay the build a bear one is awesome

[@gerbily]

that first one got me tho

[@cybrexalpha8338]

2:03 that shit killed me

[@AlistairsANerd]

What song would I be blasting if I we’re driving a tank down the streets killing everyone in my way? Me:*Blasts CPR x Misery x Reeses buffs and Crab Rave * God:Noah get the boat Noah:Gets the Tank God: •_• Me:That’s why I’m an atheist Moral of the story:That’s how Noah’s arc really ended

[@generalpleb]

And the S in human stands for smart

[@austrakaiser4793]

2:07 Welp one man one jar is getting a sequel

[@ambermills1581]

At the up your butt comment. My fully grown German Shepard decided to lay right in front of me seconds before that comment. 😭

[@gargamel6480]

"Last emoji is how you die" Me: glad I'm Czech 🍻 cheers 🍻

[@Tutel._.2522]

19:21 the whole goddamn wall? I don't think I have the ability to do that...

[@nfrealmusicfan7776]

WHAT? not even 20 seconds in and we already starting? HOLY SHIT. "I have a van with Lure III" wow. damn

[@johncarlortiz2672]

I have an earpod with the vanishing enchantment

[@kylemarkley7170]

1:51 *squeezes one*

[@anisnacer3544]

0:15 that's happened in algeria MY salutation from there !!!

[@Piku_gram]

1:49 dude got partially neutered

[@they3lloax060]

7:37 this one got me lol

[@Dreamyblue101]

Good stuff

[@LordRazer3]

12:49 S is in spelling which clearly nobody can do

[@charonbaron26265]

2:11 i have two monitors, 1keyboard , and my desk in front of me OH NO

[@arb1ter993]

I'm going to catch a warden and name it "the IRS"

[@mrblakeboy1420]

2:13 this is probably the only place i commonly sit with an angle(which is a weird angle) where i look at a wall, also this is the largest wall in the house

[@randomstranger8554]

About the "Your last two emojis are how you will die" one, this is how I will die: 💀🤨...so, I'm not sure what it means, but I have a feeling it has something to do with coming back to life?

[@gun_gamer1237]

A van with lure III? I got a fire aspect II pc.

[@dexterdogthelovey1052]

2:07 My soccer teammate-

[@bowenjudd1028]

19:17 For me, it’s either the bed or the house.

[@Mcdonalds-Cheeseburger]

For me its my school bag.

[@hannahwills8970]

Off topic but I have 50 kids if you only include the alive ones 🤣

[@the_common_human2201]

19:27 uhh... I have a full on dueling grade lightsaber next to me... And not one of those short kid's ones

[@Ricky-ce3jo]

19:09 Thomas the train theme song

[@ViNBrik]

2:12 me to my cat: oh no

[@aidanheckathorn181]

7:52 such an explosive performance

[@s0m3fl00fyb3an]

19:25 NOT THE CAT NO-

[@justsomeguy7268]

00:10 gorilla tag fans when they can’t juke there dads belt

[@hunterlovejoy958]

19:16 do you believe in magic is my song choice

[@lukeseafreakinggreen6701]

3:08 i'd rather take option A because if you take option B you'll have 30 grand in 50 full years

[@danielparish2000]

some of these should be in holup

[@hipposushi5]

2:09 a giant toy horse

[@dismal8294]

2:10 NOT THE WATER BOTTLE

[@bronygames2060]

5:11.has it crossed anyones mind

[@YqndrZntsu]

2:12 not the laptop and nightstand(mylaptop on nightstand)

[@shadowguy7991]

3:35 that was elite

[@danninmatthews5640]

6:39 Meeting alternate versions of myself.

[@benncatlover]

Yt censorship sucks so much

[@SniperOnSunday]

19:18 Oh, it's just a bottle

[@3dghost_yt]

These memes are blursed (blessed and cursed)

[@cryingchild1915]

A sheep plush with a baby plush ;-;

[@michaeljohnson1117]

1:20 they should have just put up signs that said at least you're not in North Korea

[@jadethegamer1528]

2:12 my cat..

[@hello_i_exist_uwu]

24:14 well, it’s not too bad, compared to other similar stuff

[@thaddeushill7080]

Ima need some detail ere m8

[@hello_i_exist_uwu]

@@thaddeushill7080 the entire futa genre is generally less cursed than some other things, but things such as 177013 are wayyy worse than the example provided in the video.

[@microwave856]

16:08 Same thing as the last one but named are blurred

[@GalaxyTheLynx]

2:11 ... ......yall i- i don't wanna..Taco salad...

[@swedishfish1567]

I have luck of the playground II on my van

[@Fuhriousmann12]

2:12 not my tuba

[@AmtrakCitiesSprinter64]

I have an orphanage enchanted with curse of vanishing 😎

[@zacmarken65]

27:46 i got full marks and went above and beyond, see just follow the steps in reverse and you'll pass 1. imagine a girl 2. proceed to talk to the imaginary girl 3. touch the imaginary girl 4. hug the imaginary girl 5. kiss the imaginary girl 6. sleep with the imaginary girl after following these 6 steps you should pass with full marks, if for some reason you can't do steps 2 through 6 just repeat step 1 50 times and if you can't even do that then i guess your fucked if you don't live near a primary school

[@decypherthewolf]

Felt that belt

[@connorrasmussen1167]

19:21 i started dying because the only object on my left is a damn 3 foot long 10 foot tall wall. my hight is only 5 foot three inches

[@tobidada2074]

infront of me is a plate of food (the plate is empty) and a laptop

[@cheeki-breeki8101]

2:09 OH NO MY MONITOR AND ITS NOT SMALL EITHER AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@chadofchads7222]

3:46 That american flag in the uniform is kind of redundant, don't you think?

[@No_maidens29]

Well I have a brain with smartness IIV

[@Glacial_manta]

0:11 let’s make this a chain I have a nuke with infinity

[@anthmantastic]

5:44 should be on r/usernamechecksout

[@theoverseer2033]

3:10 Damn buddy this guy just lost out of 940 thousand. I’ll explain- 50 every month. 12 months in a year. 600 per year. Let’s say you get this option at birth. And you end up living 100 years, per say on a good diet with exercise. 600x100=60,000 (Total). 1,000,000-60,000= 940,000. That’s how much is missed out. Passive income is good, usually better than a lump sum, but not in this case. I had the urge to say this so why not.

[@GalaxyTheLynx]

19:22 Here we go again *Desk chair*

[@45hr52]

To my right is a couch Oh no

[@Happ1Games]

15:42 my favorite part XD (make sure ur video is pause)

[@ranscorpio3235]

19:24 oh no my desk chair is gonna fucking hurt

[@domi-no1826]

How would a ceiling fan go up my a… HOW WOULD A DOOR FIT

[@evesherlocked]

5:20 I've got a looooot of Humor but there it stop because people actually get hurt and that's real and shouldn't be a joke..... #notokay

[@1979shells]

Oh hell noo

[@jakefromstatefarm6599]

*The first one just killed me💀* *-From A Scared Jake From State Farm*

[@Masked_One_1316]

I’ll meet you in hell. It’s where all the fun people are at.

[@vexcallius_g-vi]

10:47 Hmm,interesting.Can anyone give me the movie name?:)

[@KLTTLO]

14:48 the next one is the same reddit post.

[@peppermint1687]

16:11 💀👏

[@magicalex4606]

More like punch 2 belt

[@naboli698]

2:12 my switch 🤔 Does that mean i am switching my *ss?

[@dustystripe6949]

16:18 🫁🎙 I sang too hard

[@tipyt]

You put one in twice in a row

[@ninaneo6933]

My last two emojis ⛰️🍴 how the fuck do die?? Eating a mountain???

[@icerina3862]

16:14 im gonna die of dying