CURSED COMMENTS V15

[@hbhc1000]

The carolina reaper guy killed me,I havenever laughed so hard in my life!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@ksh1334]

3:20

[@Photops]

Yeah but he has to have a weak stomach or someshit because carolina reapers arent that bad. My dad makes carolina reaper sauce with 2 reapers per 20 oz jar. Its not that spicy. Atleast for me idk im Mexican.

[@blood_huwuvu2103]

It just doesn’t stop😂😂

[@tesstickles4621]

Well I mean it's a perfect alternative to laxatives

[@charlespilcher6137]

The same here , I couldn't stop laughing while listening to it 🤣🤣🤣

[@ajm9289]

as someone who has had the spiciest chip, i can confirm this is what eating anything with reaper in it is like

[@uchihaitachi72]

The carolina reaper gummy story made me laugh to the point I had tears.

[@KOOTAJR]

#dankness “If one of the toys from toy story dies then Andy would be playing with his toys dead corpse without even realising” “Sir this is a Wendys”

[@dareenkina]

LMFAOO

[@memer_man]

copy cat

[@annoxia_]

#dankness me: tries to think of a good comment my brain: isleep also my brain when i try to sleep: realshit

[@planetbob6703]

16:03 Every fourth year is a leap year so she’s still only 12

[@elongated_bread6620]

That's the joke

[@planetbob6703]

@@elongated_bread6620 it's presented as if the "My gf is only four but her birthday is in october" part is the "hold up" moment

[@matrixphijr]

@@planetbob6703 It is, though. The commenter's gf is _actually_ only 4 (almost), because her birthday's in October. However, I don't think the poster actually did the math on leap years before posting the meme, since, as you said, she would only be 12 in reality anyway. So to be honest, they're both cursed.

[@planetbob6703]

@@matrixphijr that's the point my original comment is trying to make

[@matrixphijr]

@@planetbob6703 Key word: ‘trying’

[@TrustaMann]

#dankness Rainbow Ruby: “I am proud to be an Asian-American” Qubo: “Not so fast, I hate my country and I love Canada.”

[@Unaliv]

#Dankness Teacher: I want all the students to be studying at home Student: wow, teachers are so rude Teacher: why? Studying = student dying

[@rubix7500]

3:25 never laughed so hard

[@ExplodingCreeper69]

2:10 boy his sister must treat her cows good

[@deezmama2309]

No, i heard they suck

[@Cbcbbcbcbc]

#dankness Me: Tackles the giant tiger Everybody else at the football game :0

[@francofernandes2006]

That Carolina reaper guy is a fucking legend.

[@Cammi_Rosalie]

Look up the one about the dude who tried the little taser on himself. Or the one about the electric fence and the lawnmower.

[@CommodoreFloopjack78]

Carolina reaper guy. That's our winner, hands down. I feel so sorry for him, but holy s**t was that funny.🤣💀⚰️🪦💐

[@DarethLover67]

💀

[@JackHolzhauerMMA]

10:13 That one was just wholesome.

[@josephmother386]

6:24 "MUST HAVE STABBED HER 50 F*CKIN TIMES, I CANT BELIEVE IT, RIPPED HER HEART OUT RIGHT BEFORE HER EYES, EYES OVER EASY, EAT IT, EAT IT, EAT IT!!!!"

[@vince7073]

#Dankness Name a person who went through more pain than him, I'll wait: Mario just to know that her princess is in another castle

[@CWLFroge]

kirby who lost a peice of cake and now tryna destroy half the galaxy to get it back

[@vince7073]

@@CWLFroge now that's a great answer

[@thetoastergod5935]

jotaro

[@vince7073]

@@thetoastergod5935 yea that makes sense

[@KOOTAJR]

Steve who is alone in a world where he kills dragons and just does it again and again And again for not much and he dies and re spawns and can’t get out of the enternel hell

[@blue_manta9500]

#dankness me trying to sleep: my brain: REMEMBER WHEN YOU CALLED THE TEACHER MOM

[@andistansbury4366]

15:08 I love how in the world and the imperial system is a young girl

[@mr.q7133]

Vietnamese humor: *Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power*

[@kazashi2]

8:51 The trick is to get a girlfriend first and THEN make a Reddit account. Edit: I realize now that your girlfriend might attempt breaking up with you if you create a Reddit account. The best solution is to lock her in your basement when you make your Reddit account so that she is physically unable to leave you. If you open your basement door and she isn't there, it means your girlfriend was secretly a Martian and phased through the walls to escape.

[@ejayjusto3602]

#Dankness Me seeing the annoying kid in the bus get sent to the hospital:Finally Inner Peace

[@Benjirmen]

If I had to describe my S Life Using a movie I’d use toystory 4

[@bonefetcherbrimley7740]

That Carolina Reaper gummy bear story was almost as horrific as the Harribo sugar-free gummy bear story. I high advise you to check that out, dear reader.

[@alexanderholmstedt2244]

Hey Memellion! You get so many #dankness, why don’t you make a full video of just comment memes?

[@Lil_PuN]

#dankness Me: starts flying a Soviet AN-225 Everyone at the plane Museum: OH @#$&

[@Cammi_Rosalie]

Well..... ? How'd that work out for ya'?

[@RisenOtto]

#dankness Memellion: Posts two videos in a row Everyone: Poggers

[@Bobbyboi22]

#dankness Childbirth game term equivalent Adoption: change teams C section: Minecraft Abortion: connection time out Deformed: files are missing/corrupted China: no internet access

[@mazda_rt24-p]

hotel: trivago

[@Firebr8ker101]

2:20 ...you just ruined Twilight for me sir

[@swampcooler8332]

2:50 jokes on you, I'm not loyal enough to myself to take regular showers, I can't be bothered to protect myself, and I don't have friends. Wait

[@icaughtalopunny]

6:03 looking at that amount as a european i almost shit myself like that carolina reaper guy

[@HeavykilloK]

3:40 Im gonna order a carolina gummy reaper just to see if its that bad

[@TacoJK]

are you ok

[@HeavykilloK]

@@TacoJK Unfortunately they do not ship them to my country which is honestly disappointing .

[@lewisdavis2324]

Dobby has been given a glock, dobby is a hood-elf now

[@kingresh8433]

Carolina Reaper infused gummy bear isn't as bad as it sounds. Its hot obviously, but I only experienced a lot of stomach pain and hot mouth. Nothing else.

[@VenomGamingCenter]

People have different tolerances I guess. Will affect some worse than others

[@kingresh8433]

@@VenomGamingCenter You're right. Did the one chip challenge with my older brother and he was complaining about it being super hot for a loooong time whereas it took me 30 seconds to be just fine.

[@VenomGamingCenter]

@@kingresh8433 you got a tongue and stomach of iron my friend.

[@BuildersBuilds]

""CLEAN WELL, DOGGO""

[@gonkdroid4prez539]

bro, Carolina Reapers are 2.1 million scoville, I had a 2 million scoville hot sauce right before running a cross-country race

[@luisalphahernandezomega1704]

*"CLEAN WELL, DOGGO"*

[@tesstickles4621]

The jar of chocolate thing is true because when my dog had to get put down(due to Lyme disease) and they have him a shit ton of chocolate

[@bobbygene4418]

Cursed Comments Jacksonville Jaguars has a winning season 🤣🤣🤣

[@kandd2591]

The guy with the Carolina reaper sounds like what happens to the school bathrooms every other day. I wish is was kidding but there have been so many times I walked in there and when it wasn’t looking like cloud kingdom you could see shit smeared all over the wall blood and piss all over the floor and in the toilet and the biggest pile of shit you have ever seen just in the toilet.

[@LucasN00b]

8:12 please stop. don't give me hope.

[@anwitpaul6981]

13:00 Hitler did not use swastika. Originally it was named *hooked cross* which was later changed to swastika by a church.

[@Minecraftvillager-jw7mf]

I drive a BE-A Walker, army's official property, upgraded for free and can be replaced quickly

[@contjeee938]

#dankness My gf: everything is over Me: watching new memes video

[@wiej007]

Jokes on this dog... I dont have a car!

[@gwendal8378]

#dankness everyone : Post memes and get featured Me : Where's smol Jotaro?

[@LUN-ig3jh]

6:36 I am not studying but watching memes with my dad 15:56 *Sliced Potato* 16:56 They are also transphobic since grammer only teaches about male and female

[@distinsulnik]

clean well doggo. my mom's shit she puts me on like a full grown adult of chores i even made a note hoping to insult her so bad that she would realise, this is the note i put: mom, you shout so much... that now i think you went to another complete school system, shouting school where you only go to learn shouting

[@Mikeshwartz1962]

7:40 I can't unsee that

[@A1D3N_T13]

Me: why haven't you graded my test yet? My teacher: I have other student's tests to grade, why haven't you done your homework? Me: I have other teacher's homework to do.

[@paulnash6944]

Clean well, doggo.

[@swag304]

7:56 Curse of vanishing

[@someguywithoutabeard8573]

“Clean well doggo” but fortunately for you I like to wipe my a$$

[@DisturbingThePeeeeaaace]

fun fact:his name is Memellion because He wants to show millions of memes to millions of people Just like Lemillion wants to save millions of people and be the hero to millions of people End of fun fact

[@jacobosborne7907]

This is a good fact

[@electricityisgreat2767]

not fun at all boring

[@DDS029]

5:51 Cheap . . .

[@kargo1359]

5:42 whenever i go to buffalo wild wings i always get 20 carolina reaper wings, carolina repears not that hot to me, i did the one chip challenge quite a few time the chip is actually really tasty.

[@diorequiem4098]

clean well, Doggo.

[@angelahall1090]

Dog go good job

[@ronniesmith3255]

#dankness Me at 1 o'clock in the middle of the night hoping to play my new download game for at least a hour My mum who can hear everything in a 10 metre radius: so you have chosen.. death.

[@tunafishman]

16:14 3x4=12

[@dogsnhockeyminnesota8584]

That's what I realized too. Lol

[@cadet5126]

0:23 Hopson from Paradise PD be like:

[@CWLFroge]

listen, i dont want anyone saying "clean well doggo" bc i might live very far, having to travel to you and clean your place and do your chores, over 10 000 times

[@discodoberman]

"one shreks toy company" - 2:25

[@gasterblaster2417]

I love the idea that you are looking to get the most important thing is that the best way to get a free shopping resource for you to know that I have been a lot more than a few of them

[@Tristicl]

9:04. Rise and shine doctor freeman. Rise and shine.

[@STA-3]

Carolina reaper was my favourite (5:20)

[@AcesPrune]

Clean Well Doggo

[@ninjaboy0026]

3:05 fast and sneaky oh yeah two times I guess

[@joseronanrodriguesdeamaral2171]

"Clean well doggo"

[@Rimuru-ray]

15:45 lmfao

[@aeris1905]

7:53 Curse of Vanishing *sobs in born female*

[@josephmother386]

7:57 triple shot, I think its called.

[@charlesgreen2232]

#dakness uses #dakness is this how you use #dakness? -proceeds to be the first person banned for over using #dakness absolute win :)

[@Aktuvor]

Never comment on these and not subscribed either. But had to say, this was the best compilation so far.

[@endutubecensorship]

17:56 I feel bad for the gorilla, it'll get euthanized after it finds out who killed its cat. #dankness

[@VermZcool]

7:02 i refuse to put a dog in a microwave for 1:10 minutes and then eat it with a banana

[@w.d.gaster3077]

0:50 did he just count newborns or am I stupid

[@aaronmascarenhas989]

YOU DONT SPEAK WINGDINGS ANYMORE

[@Le_sidewinder_weeb]

2:58 how dare that man disrespect the Russian tradition

[@ksharma-007]

Clean well, doggo

[@crxxmydrxxmy8285]

5:44 Took me a second to realize..

[@Mr_Egam]

Me : *seeing the thumbnail My mind : Did you just collect your kids?

[@Kinomi144]

I didnt know there can be that much awards in a comment wow

[@brbrdeng9122]

#Dankness I love babies, but no matter how hard I try, I can't finish one without leaving leftovers.

[@CRONCHBOIWATER]

ill eat the leftovers

[@jakegovson1813]

Did you eat the head or can i have it?

[@brbrdeng9122]

@@jakegovson1813 help yourself, but I already got the eyes so idk why you want it

[@ryugujiken6936]

1:59 get a blacklight! :)

[@LourdesV86]

6:54 brown sugar pearls 🤩

[@Craigerfried1128]

Or the Alabama version “the sibling”

[@mikapeltokorpi7671]

CR gummy bear story is fun, but not true... unless it was spiked (not commercial one).

[@AnimeLover-wt2qd]

3:24 is the most cursed of all

[@Minecraftvillager-jw7mf]

0:11 I even imagined a ***** **** ** ****

[@DigitalPhoenix.]

#Dankness orphans are always really popular because it's go big or go home

[@dxmpsterfire_xx]

3:06 *Well…*

[@DarethLover67]

😎

[@ButterNuz]

6:32 Scratch my not so well shaved balls with my dad. ._.

[@silaspiekatz562]

Clean this cursed comments from my mind doggo, so i can watch it once more.

[@averagefailboatenjoyer9940]

Last thing you are is the dogs name "Cookie"

[@DarethLover67]

3:04 how unfortunate

[@13mamala]

#Dankness Me: *Searches kanna* Also me: Why is the police outside my door?

[@sohansaha4693]

16:03 the meme is more cursed than the comment. a leap year comes once in 4 years so his girlfriend's age is 4x3= 12 y/o.

[@Connor_Montgomery]

6:22 actually that's the Welsh version

[@Maxwell_the_Third]

3:40 dear god

[@johnsementa9844]

6:26 Defense of moscow but replace moscow with V card

[@fionnnellis2117]

9:04 Harry Potter and the Chamber Is Loaded

[@florikafalke9434]

15:17 I love in front of gay flagg