Cursed Halo Reach 1, Oh meine Güte

[@joeman543]

I thought about trying with all skulls on but hopefully this is a good example of why that's really not needed, especially the one where the level restarts if I die.

[@cesruhf2605]

is it possible you play with other players cursed Reach?

[@donaldsherwood5599]

Is it time for the birthday party grunts?

[@SK-pw9id]

milk fiber

[@justanotherperson7774]

God Bless

[@alexanderluna89]

This is only for pc right?

[@wallamazoo01]

Makes sense because in Winter Contingency you go "over the river" and "through the woods" and end up at Grandma Halsey's House.

[@spartanking9807]

underrated comment

[@creativename3707]

"The Office Of Naval Inteligence Believes Deployment Of A Spartan Is A Gross Misallocation Of Valuable Resources..." *Current Objetive: Deliver Cookies*

[@4T3hM4kr0n]

how does this not have more likes?

[@chilidog042]

"Picked up a Seppuku Sword" I don't think he knows what Seppuku means. *stabs himself* Yep, he didn't know what Seppuku means.

[@chilidog042]

@@ljs508 No, I actually knew that, but thanks I guess?

[@declanarmstrong5695]

@@chilidog042 lol he deleted the comment

[@greensolocup614]

@@declanarmstrong5695 What did the original comment say?

[@mauricioraigosaclavijo8833]

@@greensolocup614 the question will remain unknown forever and ever.

[@Tobiroxxon]

By the way anyone wondering seppuku means like a harakiri like sucicide.

[@CreamTheEverythingFixer]

5:22 "Master Chief, you mind telling me what you're doing on Reach?" "Sir, preparing to take flight" *queue music*

[@gameaddict11707]

"For a brick, he flew pretty good."

[@BeyondSllver]

i mean he was in a ship orbiting reach with blue team around the time

[@siva4wotblitzhero531]

Its said "Picked up Seppuku Sword" it kills you instantly I think

[@joeman543]

Doing more research, Seppuku is the Japanese style of suicide where they take their sword and cut their guts. This happened a lot in WW2 because the Japanese were trained not to surrender.

[@siva4wotblitzhero531]

@@joeman543 Yeah,Its actually a really sad subject. But it is kinda "neat" that its in here,it just makes it all the more cursed of a Mod/Game......

[@aarushk246]

I wish the frag grenade was a lot like cursed halo 1 with random outcomes everytime cus that was amazing

[@Soron661]

yeh.

[@reapers0884]

Thanos. 😂

[@tranz2deep]

@@reapers0884 Harmful huge anime cutout dude...

[@V2ULTRAKill]

@@tranz2deep you mean BUFF RIKU

[@scathelock5648]

"Why is he named chief?" Well golly mister could be because he's wearing mark VI armor

[@siva4wotblitzhero531]

If Kat can drive as good as a Marine or any other AI then its truly cursed

[@SemiCollin]

Have I seen your username on one of Halfpint's streams?

[@siva4wotblitzhero531]

@@SemiCollin Yes,you probably have,Ive been subbed to him since about mid December 2019 and Ive been yo many of his streams since then

[@elliotfischer7391]

He doesn't realise thats a normal size for a pistol. Spartans are just THICC

[@crazy8ight680]

I think the Magnum is named after the Kalibri pistol from WWI. It was one of the smallest pistols ever made and is named after a Hummingbird

[@LatiosSorex]

It was also a peice of garbage.

[@crazy8ight680]

@@LatiosSorex and a BF1 unlock that sucked

[@DragonKing9500]

​@@crazy8ight680 it did have the highest headshot multiplier so it's main use was trolling

[@juniorarmijo2020]

Dad: **gets mad** Me: **CURRENT OBJECTIVE: SURVIVE**

[@fwydu7139]

When you're too early to watch the video above 360p

[@Vulpine_Cloaker]

Me watching on a Xbox 360: in four parallel universes ahead of you.

[@Karnave]

Ah yes the sudoku sword

[@siva4wotblitzhero531]

Running looks shakier than a Shakycam video of bigfoot

[@richardarmstrong99]

The kolibri is a compact handgun made by a clocksmith for shits and giggles around the time if ww1

[@T142Animations]

Halo Cursed edition 2nd season looks great

[@SK-pw9id]

i dont think they want to remember reach

[@The0Summoner]

I am unsure how to express my happiness that you are playing this mod. I already enjoy this so damn much! Need moar!

[@siva4wotblitzhero531]

I thought that Plasma-Nuke at about 4:50 killed the Spartan in front of you

[@randallsanders1766]

The reason why the sword kills you is because seppuku is a type of japanese ritual suicide by disembowelment

[@fallout3546]

Joeman I love your videos, I been watching since cursed Halo, I very much look forward to watching your content. I will look at your career with great interest. Keep it up!

[@LethalChicken77]

*doesn't notice that the sword's called a seppuku sword*

[@joeman543]

Doesn't know Japanese language or culture.

[@scathelock5648]

It's a type of sword that Japanese soldiers use to kill themselves to avoid capture or because they have failed

[@chromaticblue3976]

@@scathelock5648 Close. It's not the type of sword, but the action.

[@giselletorresgst]

8:34 what a coincidence, this actually what I am studying right now, thanks for the tip

[@jameshall3747]

the whole point of vehicles not workings is to say you cannot figure out how to drive stick, so the "walk of shame" is there because they know you wouldn't be able to drive, because that's turned off.

[@apocalypticsurvivor6111]

Oh God mortar plasma

[@dusting1851]

There's a difgerence between cursed halo and unplayable halo

[@MasterHall117]

Reach on cursed edition is something I want soooo badly

[@donaldsherwood5599]

Yes!! Finally cursed halo with usable skull add-ons!

[@connermandbh6565]

I like the auto subtitles miss heard and spelled harder at the wrong sentence

[@supermariomybro1635]

Flying forklifts !! Plasma pistol nukes ?! Yeasssss

[@tomc.5704]

See, some of these are just bad trolls. The cars don't drive--gotcha! The sword kills you--gotcha! -_- Boy, you sure did.

[@kinghoodofmousekind2906]

I was about to point out the fact about the fungus, but I am glad you put the correction on screen ;3

[@IamDogge]

Is the title saying “oh my good?” And a few minutes into the video i get the joke.

[@joeman543]

It translates from German as "oh my goodness." Oh my good would be "oh mein gut." Who new goodness could be so dangerous to Noble 6?

[@IamDogge]

joeman543 oh ja. Im kinda learning german so when i see it randomly i go HMMM lol

[@Seaward.]

* COUGHS *

[@davidschuler7196]

CORONA!!!

[@jenniferthatcher614]

David is scared of beer, here, have a Blue Ribbon.

[@Seaward.]

* SNEEZE *

[@uhappynowuhappynow116]

SeawardAnt OoH

[@Soron661]

the flying forklift is HILARIOUS!!!! lol.

[@uli6427]

this is like a game caboose would make

[@PhazonSouffle]

That sword is for sepuku only

[@elithelizardfolk]

Death count: who the fuck knows? He died so many times

[@joeman543]

It gets so bad in later levels I do actually make a death counter.

[@FrostAKAEthanHunkin]

We defend Grandma's House I think 😂.

[@Sn8kDr]

As a snorlax fan, I think its clear to say I like the your pfp

[@xshadowx7079]

That Sprint though 🤣😂

[@Fyzure]

Jun: AAAAAUGH!

[@caos1925]

yep looks like a totally normal plasma pistol to me.

[@CursedMoistMan690]

Someone did it this madlad actualy did it

[@alfredomorelos8044]

That dmr is basically me in online

[@Vulpine_Cloaker]

Same

[@henrymeyer4667]

The forklift was turned into the banshee lmao

[@Paul-A01]

Picks up Seppuku sword. Surprised when it kills him

[@CheeseyBreezey]

Correction. The largest living organism on earth is a fungus in the species of armillaria oystoyae and it covers almost 4 square miles of ground in Malhuer national forest in Oregon (United States)

[@joeman543]

You're half correct. It's largest by area covered but not by weight. The tree system is a big boi 'cus it's a heavy boi. Also, if we consider all the matter that makes up the organism, including vertical, the trees would occupy more volume.

[@Splugsyy]

The forklift flies, i approve

[@Runaway_can]

As a person named Carter I find this video kinda offensive, but still enjoyable :)

[@Tobiroxxon]

At 16:02 a if you don't know why the sword killed him it's called a seppuku sword and seppuku is sucicide.

[@ion_force]

Needs longer warthogs.

[@dorotaszkatulnik3864]

joeman543 you dont have guns because at the start the game said Fuck i forgot my guns

[@crabman6132]

Hello there

[@apocalypticsurvivor6111]

General Kenobi

[@SK-pw9id]

ok

[@nex_gama48]

Oh well

[@SK-pw9id]

@@nex_gama48 well oh

[@Ceph_Bluejay9]

Very funny! I removed the emojis baked beans!!!

[@spacemonkey5470]

I wonder if anything changed with the active camo elite at the beginning

[@BackGCharacterA]

Some of the "cursed" things in this are pretty good but some of the others are a little over the top and it feels like the creator tried to out do infernoplus but dam I think it needs to toned down in some areas

[@destroyer9827]

I luv ur cursed halo games

[@Leo.Dalarosa]

He didn't make those games Halo CE Cursed was InfernoPlus that made it And Halo Reach... i don't know but it wasn't Joeman

[@Multiversal_Productions]

it took me a few months to figure it out but "walk of shame" wasn't because they predicted you blowing up the car its because they knew you would give up on trying to learn how to drive stick

[@nex_gama48]

How cursed ?

[@SmokyPizza6853]

Flying forklift stimulator

[@votekyle3000]

Omg stop running I’m gonna barf

[@Soron661]

yeah, i don't like the shaky thing either.

[@canmufu3923]

I can't believe staying indoors protects you from the Thanos Snap Pistol blast... Maybe it can be Covid19 Pistol?

[@4T3hM4kr0n]

so what happened during the scene where emile shakesdown the civilians, does nothing happen even though theres 3 elite ultras inside?

[@bardock5339]

Seppuku = is another form of suicide

[@bambiboutch]

Kolibri bf1 reference nice

[@marcel2004Xx]

Oh meine Güte😂 Alles klaaar🤣

[@sadshiver]

Nobody: Seppuku sword:

[@starscream8989]

HOW DO I GET OUT OF THE FALCON!!!

[@afrightenedsloth]

well it is a seppuku sword

[@leximan34]

Forklift: Y e a h

[@Fernando0447_]

14:00 why?

[@ztm454]

That is a drop sheild youre thinking bubble sheild I think

[@NobleCreatorr]

does anyone have this mod still? its hidden cause apparently its broken and unsalvagable

[@jacobkindsvatter4055]

Aspen tree aspen colorado bud lmao

[@josephsalazar2099]

He wasn't there before all my Xbox one he wasn't there I check what he

[@indiana47]

Well someone doesn't know what seppuku means.

[@cylfix2623]

RRRRRRAAAAAAAAHHH. GGGGRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAHHH

[@gafrers]

Nice

[@newkingfj7242]

Joemama

[@sophisticatedraccoon]

How do you play halo and not understand the chief part.

[@joeman543]

I know who master chief is but I'm not sure why Emile is named chief. Both were on Reach but had different missions.

[@tarunfalia1100]

danggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg dog you are very unlucky

[@thepurenewb1584]

surely you would be going to grandmas to get the cookies not deliver them 🤔🤔

[@alexforce1759]

It's evade not run

[@tristandang5166]

How did you enable it in MCC?

[@joeman543]

I made a video on how to install it. It's one of my recent videos.

[@tristandang5166]

@@joeman543 thanks man

[@levicaron5703]

Who lives in Oregon

[@herobrineop9939]

Oof reach

[@lostinsanandreas]

Why is the title in deutsch?

[@joeman543]

Er ist ein Witz. Das Tier heisst "Güte" und ich saga auch, "Oh my goodness!"

[@lostinsanandreas]

@@joeman543 achso,okey. danke für die Antwort 👌 (ah okay thanks for the answer)

[@DanOfAwsome]

Why the fuck is this mod 13.63GB?

[@lobotomizedbarbie]

mein gott*

[@notcynthia9590]

Neine

[@TheJoshissaxy]

I don't like this one as much. Everything is just bad

[@DaMaster012]

This honestly doesn't look any worse that the base game of Reach. Reach is the worst game in the series. Change my mind.

[@frgbl6328]

Why do you say that

[@dynestis2875]

Well first off I'd like you to make your case. Why is it the worst game in the series according to yoh?