Cursed Hello Kitty Products

Today we look at some of the silliest official Hello Kitty/Sanrio products that's been sold throughout the years...
English subtitles by Caleb B!
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0:44 Sanrio History
1:41 Foods
2:57 Toys/Misc
7:43 Technology
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[@gusty7153]

The most cursed thing related to hello kitty is learning that she's not suppose to be a cat but is actually supposed to be a 3 year old human girl wearing a cat costume

[@SakhotGamer]

oh my god

[@itzipitzy]

Im sorry,WHAT?

[@hilariousskullnamedcatzo647]

Source?

[@Cyber-bit]

She's a furry?

[@alyssajakielek687]

Apparently she's supposed to be a gijinka (pardon if spelling is wrong)... Which is a whole other thing because..... Japan

[@cousinjohnny6584]

The most disturbing piece of trivia that I've ever learned about Hello Kitty was that her name isn't Hello Kitty, it is actually Kitty White

[@lynxet7842]

Kitty Hartwell White

[@mrjoe332]

@@lynxet7842 "My Melody, we need to cook"

[@dengc8973]

@@lynxet7842 I was about to say that exact same thing

[@triplehearts914]

this calms me more than her name being hello LOL

[@ilikeyummyfood5934]

My melody Melody white

[@ChiisaiTenshii]

“All the while Hello Kitty remained as the most popular [Sanrio character]” fun fact actually, according to official Sanrio Japanese polls, Cinnamoroll made #1 the last 4 years in a row (and a few before that), with HK not even reaching top 3 usually. Seems like she hasn’t really been super popular since pre-2010s but Sanrio seems to use her as the most common mascot.

[@icalledamongusat3am]

I won't be surprised if there's a Hello Kitty atomic bomb.

[@matchc0635]

The reason why so many cursed Sanrio merch exists is because Sanrio is one of the most easy IP to license from what I heard, you could literally just contact them as a small-scale studio/company or even individual, if you have the money and infrastructure to make a product that's not "too over", they will say yes to the deal. Combine that with the need to stand out from the sea of indifferent Sanrio merch, you will get the goofy ahh items

[@PolygonDonut]

Im gonna make my own official sanrio merch and just purposefully make them horrifying LMAO

[@C4puch]

@@PolygonDonut pongon x hello kitty would go unbelievably hard

[@Heezbungus]

Common W sanrio

[@Isaac-gh5ku]

I wonder if Sanrio won't mind if somebody could use their IP to make indie horror games.

[@Mr.Mcjerkface63]

@@Isaac-gh5ku Think they might have issues with that unless it's like some kind of goofy horror game. Or atleast something akin to Luigi's Mansion.

[@ghdgl8586]

Funni cat talking about another funni cat

[@brandonotto1461]

very factual

[@Its-pronounced-ay-zaer-e]

cat to cat communication

[@pokewolx_]

True

[@REBELRAVEBOY]

Funnii :3

[@Sillylittle_boy19]

True

[@WeirdCoreSam]

I will always have a bit of a soft spot for Sanrio characters. The cursed products I feel add to their charm and make me love them all that much more! Thanks for covering some of them!! I now have some random items to send my friends, lol.

[@EMUUUUUOOTORIIIII]

“Im dying for pringles!” Got me 💀

[@fluffcake]

As the average Sanrio enjoyer, it’s nice to see someone react to all the different stuff Sanrio has released over the years and how they react to it.

[@PolygonDonut]

After researching for this video i am also a sanrio enjoyer

[@Coolmcshothead17]

Sanrio

[@SnickersBar16]

Nice nail polish💀💀

[@chrisyellowhairschannel4999]

@@SnickersBar16 why are there two skulls are you double dead

[@SnickersBar16]

@@chrisyellowhairschannel4999 most likely

[@iluv_nana]

Rule 74: If there’s a product out there, there’s a Hello Kitty version of it

[@maggieknight118]

Yeah. I Like My Melody Alot. 💗

[@maggieknight118]

Also, Yeah. Of Course! 😊

[@gamingcookiereal]

​@Stick i would be surprised if those don't exist

[@Langyorde]

So the flag of my country (sweden) has a hello kitty version?!

[@pixie_styles]

@Stick some from china

[@user-ek3xz8je2y]

i've been using one of the hello kitty toasters for 7 years and it's still in super good shape. it doesn't really toast her face onto it anymore though, but it still toasts bread very nicely

[@HyperfixationWizard]

It's still insane to me that this massive franchise started because a silk company wanted some cute characters on their products.

[@lizdee3243]

The experience of watching this video is like listening to your neurodivergent friend info dump about their special interest. They're so excited to tell you about all the Hello Kitty merch they researched, and you were actually supposed to leave ten minutes ago, but they're so happy you don't have the heart to stop them

[@SageArdor]

Help I am both people in this scenario 😅

[@pearlscent]

wait people that do that are autistic? i always info dump on my mom, friends & new friends. About horror, games, stories... And it doesn´t help i also use headphones to concentrate. Should i get checked?

[@blehh_mae]

speaking of infodumping i cant wait untill this person just releases straightup a 2 hour long infodump about the most random cool shit its inevitable its gotta be

[@lizdee3243]

@@pearlscent Neurodivergent doesn't just mean autistic. It's an umbrella term that also includes ADHD, OCD and a bunch of other conditions that affect how you think or function. Infodumping isn't exclusive to neurodivergent people either. That being said, if you feel like it resonates with you and you want to look into it more, go for it! I think a lot of people exist under the neurodivergent umbrella without realizing it, and even if you aren't struggling, it can be comforting to have a name to put to certain feelings.

[@pearlscent]

@@lizdee3243 ok thanks for this i was concerned i was autistic, i love autistic people but it would hurt if i got diagnosed with it, i feel it would lead me to fall out of relationships. But maybe then i shouldn't be in relationships with those people. Thanks for telling me this though i appreciate it a lot since i thought info dumping and being interested in one topic or having only one goal was exclusively to aspergers or you know autism. So thank you for informing me on that it could be adhd or ocd :)

[@chaelaw6726]

The Hello Kitty plush with the very long limbs are from Stretchkins! It was a plush line that allowed you to strap the feet and hands of the plush to your own. Their limbs were elastic and allowed you to do jumping jacks and dances. From what I remember, each of them came with a DVD of different exercise routines. I still own my elephant Stretchkin from when I was a kid :)

[@twinsaii]

i need it

[@starrycart]

i used to have the hello kitty one and i never realized how cursed it was 💀

[@kai_Taylors_version]

Oh wow I put a comment in the regular section about an add I saw way back about dancing with "stretchy life size characters! " so this is rlly helpful thank you!!

[@heiscute4207]

This is my favorite hello kitty toy

[@sleepylunaa]

now i find it less weird lol

[@kylobf2180]

The fact Hello Kitty is literally on every object in existence, is crazy to me.

[@kaiskidneys]

my dad actually bought me the hello kitty bow mouse a few years back, originally i had no idea how i was realistically supposed to use it but weirdly enough, it gets pretty comfortable after using it for awhile

[@changednamelit]

I like how he gets more exasperated and giggly the more he talked about hello kitty collabs

[@changednamelit]

Aint no way i got a heart while still watching the video, man is FAST

[@MiniMight]

bro low key adorable

[@antoniobarbacena3587]

Is nobody gonna talk about the tanjiro cube

[@jade07jar]

HELLO KITTY MINECRAFT COLLAB? YUUUUUUUP

[@angel.zay333]

Kinda adorable ngl

[@AIKOBLISS]

I love how genuinely excited you sound each of the products.

[@iamwoke322]

I actually make little drawings for fun, and one of them is about cursed themed products (e.g. SpongeBob)

[@Jelly_shy_guy_man]

Your cursed

[@04bigdipper]

5:37 *im dying for pringles!* 😂😂😂😂

[@LizaUA_gang]

POMNI WHY R U HERE

[@synth348]

p r o n g l e

[@lycan068]

⁠

[@lycan068]

3:20 kjjunjmjmnbggvtvft

[@slaneshkyron]

5:30 I WANT THAT- Cinnamoroll is my fav and I love the green Pringle's so that's perfect for me lol

[@GiganticAsss]

7:13 the long Hello Kitty is something I had as a child lol. It was called a collaboration with the company “Strechkin” and you would attach it to your hands and feet and dance with it. Seeing it again makes me kind of terrified I had once attached it to my body and walked with it 💀

[@mayleesadler2791]

LOL SAME! I loved that thing 😭😭😭

[@ZaH0lly]

I remember them! There was a collab with Nickelodeon and they made a SpongeBob Stretchkin, and I had it! Ah, the good memories…

[@luketime]

I remember having a TMNT one, very terrifying.

[@ChubbyCherubs]

I USED TO HAVE THAT EXACT ONE LOL! I loved those! :D

[@ChubbyCherubs]

@@luketime I had a Tmnt one a hello kitty one and a unicorn one (which I still have lol)

[@krocodile55]

Hello kitty saying "I'm dying for pringles" gives off the same vibe as "your shade of purple is to die for" Edit: wasn't expecting to get a heart

[@Karlusman]

Hello kitty sacreficed herself for pringels to live.

[@hollowknightenjoyer]

She is dying to get Pringles for her doge friend What a chad

[@MaggieAMoscaZoadora]

"You took my only food... Now i'm going to starve..."

[@N95j]

@@Karlusman prin gels 🥶giving me the shivers 😂

[@mrcrythz2788]

What heart

[@Zambo_Animates]

As a boy who owns a kuromi plush, I see this as *actual content.*

[@squishychips]

KUROMI PLUSH

[@pigneete666]

KUROMI PLUSH

[@Lisztito1811]

KUROMI PLUSH

[@satica_]

Throughout the entirety of this video, there is not a split second where you do not broadcast to your viewers a sliver less of genuine excitement and pure enthusiasm for what you are talking about

[@sandisandovalarteaga4888]

In Mexico there have been a series of Hello Kitty colaborations with a specific period pads brand over the years (probably more than a decade by now); it's kinda cute how they decorate the pads envelopes with all sorts of hello kitty themed patterns. I believe there were also some Aggretsuko, Gudetama and other Sanrio characters editions. Sometimes the pads come in bigger boxes that would include a little prize according to the current pad theme. Which vary to litterally anything, from coffe mugs to boxes to store the pads and the list goes on. I think it's pretty fun!

[@cloudieo]

Having my period would be so much more fun if i had hello kitty pads :']

[@AwhKaede]

@@cloudieo fr

[@bluetears7317]

once i got one with a clock it was so pretty but my brother destroyed it :c

[@bluetears7317]

@@cloudieo buy “saba” mexican pad.

[@kaitlando636]

Neat

[@asdwqrew124]

i love how polygon can just chose the most random thing to talk about and make it interesting

[@dianadee0724]

Fr

[@iamwoke322]

He should cover Cytus II

[@Aa79201]

on god + fr + facts

[@That_P1nkAngel]

I just found your channel today and I’ve never been so entertained in my life- I love anything Kawaii so of course I am a fan of Sanrio. I am Gonna have to get myself a Hello Kitty Gaming room after watching this video. I subscribed and look forward to watching some more of your content in the future.

[@badanimationsxd9161]

i’ve never seen your channel before but i instantly subbed after watching this! your humour is just on point

[@okami6399]

Edit: I found it! It's called Hello Kitty Hello Everything and was a celebration of Hello Kitty's first 25 years. It came out in 2001, I was born in late 1998 so the time lines up that I would only be looking at pictures. The cover is a collage of different products from a bumper car to a guitar to a keychain. It features even crazier stuff like a car and there's a page for the video game stuff like the Dreamcast and little Game and Watch-like games. Also a phone where her head is connected to the receiver so you decapitate her to make calls. I don't know if I still have the book myself (probably not) but there's even a page through of it on KZbin. I'm looking at it now and being hit with nostalgia for stuff I can't believe I forgot like the Hello Kitty dollhouse set where the characters look like erasers and the mermaid Kitty. I wanted both of those so bad as a child. Looking through now I don't see the ring I thought I remembered, but it's so nice to have a name to the book now. I used to have a book that was pretty much an encyclopedia for all sorts of Hello Kitty products, I looked through it all the time since I was a huge Hello Kitty fan but this was before I could even read so I don't remember it super well. It actually helped teach me how to recognize dates and years. I remember wanting the Hello Kitty toaster and for my parents to buy me what looking back now must have been a solid gold ring with a Hello Kitty-shaped diamond in it. I doubt we still have it, but I might look around online to just try to figure out what the hell that book was even supposed to be for.

[@ScuttleBugReal]

Maybe the book was a magazine to help you see what kind of Hello Kitty products you want?

[@okami6399]

@@ScuttleBugReal That's a good idea, but I remember it being pretty big and hardcover. I think my grandparents might have gotten it for me when I was a toddler. A lot of the stuff I imagine wasn't even commercially available, like the ring which if it was as fancy as I think it was would probably be one of only a few. If I had to guess it was a celebration of Hello Kitty through the years, I've been looking around online for it but haven't found anything yet but I intend to keep looking because now it's bugging me.

[@PolygonDonut]

That sounds like a really intresting book, I wish I had it to help with my research LOL

[@megabyte0]

@@PolygonDonut Gigtity 😹😹😹

[@chrisyellowhairschannel4999]

@@okami6399 you are f***ing old

[@NeomationsIDK]

3:29 "snowman hello kitty! biblically accurate hello kitty! biblically accurate hello kitty! BIBLICALLY A-" Polygon Donut 2022

[@Moe_idfk]

BHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

[@Naughtyfired]

I love showman ello kitten ONLY IN OHIO

[@XxGREENS0DAxX]

@@Naughtyfiredthat’s not even close to his💀

[@ErikaAdelina]

😂❤

[@Anninha-Deniz]

How has Hello Kitty not taken over the world yet? We will never know.

[@unknownCUTIE-hq5fm]

As a sanrio fan , people who find joy in making these are KRAYZEEE

[@geeker6350]

I'm 100% convinced that Long Hello Kitty is some kind of SCP. Imagine waking up one night to strange, raspy breathing and seeing that looming over the foot of your bed.

[@jaredcondit9888]

This has been happening to many people over the past few months. The only reason it keeps happening is that everyone passes it off as just sleep paralysis. I wake up in the middle of the night for seemingly no reason. I've been waiting for this. No one has been able to properly see the creature, as it has always disappeared by the time they turn any lights on. I see it. The long arms of the tall monster at the end of my bed. I reach for the flashlight I left on my bedside table, and point it at the raspy monster. As I look up the body I see the long legs run up and up, as the arms follow with it. The torso is quite small for the creature, and it wears strange red trousers. As I go up to the face and head, it blocks the light from it's eyes, screeching loudly. As it's eyes adjust to the lights, it uncovers it's face, letting it's lanky limbs down. I see it's true identity. The red Bow on its head, the cat ears atop, and... It's just Hello Kitty?

[@WahRizz]

Why? Hello kitty is cute

[@Kalvinjj]

@@WahRizz I wholeheartedly agree... except that one

[@WahRizz]

@@Kalvinjj thats understandable lol

[@Sigma_Male_Anti_Female]

It kills you with cuteness?

[@supra.P]

As a big fan of hello kitty, I want to add a couple of things like the hello kitty sanitary napkins that come with a gift bottle. I have a plushie that can talk and... breathe if you press it. Also, there is a store in my town FULL of Hello Kitty calculators, I love this video, sorry for the bad English, I use the translator.

[@delusional_ai]

HOLD UP IT CAN BREATHE?

[@d4rln_snstr534]

It can WHAT if you press it😦?

[@Squirrelloaf952]

3:29 my favorite part lol

[@bee3497]

I had these horrifying soap bottles back in the day. Hello Kittys body was the actual bottle and her head was just a cheap plastic 'shell' on top of it. So in order to get any product, you always had to decapitate her!

[@Theravingranter]

Honestly in the food section you should have had the Hello Kitty wine. There are several different versions of it, sparkling rose and Cabernet included. All the products you showed seemed for children but that one shows that there are very much adult fans too.

[@Akane1313]

There are tons of adult fans. 😊 When the Hello Kitty cafe truck comes to Atlanta, the line for it starts a couple hours early and the line wraps around the block. That line is full of all ages but mainly college age and up and they’re buying for themselves. I’m mad because they released a new glass Hello Kitty icons mug after leaving my city and I wasn’t able to buy it this year. 😢

[@EmiL_from_NieR]

I got Hello Kitty cream sake for my bestie’s birthday last year! It came in a pink bottle, it was actually pretty good 🤣❤️

[@mushy8894]

@@EmiL_from_NieR I bought that bottle too along with some mochi (not Hello Kitty themed sadly) and it was delicious

[@iamwoke322]

HOLD ON, THAT EXISTS?!

[@labyvalentin1494]

i had the hello kitty sake. it was not good hdjfnh

[@darthcupcake2]

There's a few different Hello Kitty sewing machines out there. Notably, there's a blue-green one by Janome called "Sewing Pretty with Hello Kitty" that's very popular right now among the lolita fashion community (for those unfamiliar, an alternative fashion from Japan that takes inspiration from things like rococo, vintage dolls, princesses, etc). I've been told it's actually a pretty good machine, albeit a bit small. Personally, I believe that sewing pretty with Hello Kitty is not a product but rather a state of being, so I just put a bunch of the Hello Kitty x Pusheen stickers on my otherwise normal sewing machine (whose name is Kevin).

[@snickaboo6090]

That's very popular I rate that 1000000/10

[@jasperjazzie]

kevin sounds wonderful

[@Aa79201]

@@jasperjazzie i agree he seems delightful

[@rebel6301]

I like the idea of naming a sewing machine Kevin.

[@idunnobutyay2520]

@@Aa79201 don’t you mean seams? 😊

[@_.Ramazan._]

You know something? Growing up, my mother loved Hello Kitty during her childhood! 😻

[@sarinavazquez5571]

Yes, all the photos and things you talked about like the photos of places that are themed. Hello Kitty like your pants today is really wild with hello kitty

[@judo_6876]

5:48 THE ONE KITTY IS REALLL

[@PolygonDonut]

CAN WE GET MUCH HIGHERRRR

[@judo_6876]

@@PolygonDonut btw thanks for the like bro

[@judo_6876]

@@PolygonDonut SOOO HIGHH

[@VerdyAR]

@@judo_6876 Oh Oh Oh

[@judo_6876]

@@VerdyAR OH OH OHHH

[@SymonOfficialReal]

10:51 i Died efter he said that it's soooo hilarious after tried to voiced as a narrator in hello kitty

[@madu1251]

I love when i get hiperfixed with something and you have a video about it

[@erinnadia0409]

I had a hello kitty box TV in the 2000s I miss it so much. It was so cool

[@tsukiiiiiii]

Just wanna say the Cinnamon Rolls keyboard at 9:50 is the shit. I wanna get one now

[@SakhotGamer]

cinnamon roll is cute af

[@thefunkiestswag]

@@SakhotGamer facts

[@smolblueninja]

I have the cinnamon roll knob keyboard and I love it so much!! Akkos good if ur a casual pc user (bc that’s my experience)

[@cehvia]

y r y’all saying cinnamon roll , it’s cinnamoroll 😭

[@mikaeleugh546]

@@smolblueninja ooh where did you get yours?

[@iquityoutube]

5:26 the fact i was eating pringles watching this💀

[@Sugar.glass_4ever]

do you still have some?

[@iquityoutube]

@@Sugar.glass_4ever if i did it wouldve been rotten by now

[@Sugar.glass_4ever]

@@iquityoutube vomit

[@giant_internet_nerd]

Apparently the cursed long Hello Kitty plush is the "Hello Kitty Stretchkins" and it's long limbs are for walking with them. Like you hold the hands and attach the feet to your shoes so you can walk along with Hello Kitty or something? At least that's what I think based on the images.

[@m3owsies]

I found some more info on the long Hello Kitty plush, It's made by the company Smyths Toys and they call these things Stretch Kins. On the hands and feet are little straps that you put on your hands and feet so when you move it looks like the plush is moving with you, that's why it's so long

[@spl1nt3rz]

those hello kitty dreamcast sets r literally to DIE FOR. THEY'RE ADORABLE.

[@babypiratesnapchat2]

I'm baby 🥺👉👈 owo uwu owo

[@3rdstreetvintagehartshorne259]

@@babypiratesnapchat2 um wth

[@catmerchant8699]

Jokes on you, I’m just using this video as a shopping list. Thanks for doing all the work for me

[@Otome_chan311]

if you're shopping for a keyboard definitely go for the akko ones. I got an akko keyboard (a non sanrio pink one) and it's pretty good.

[@mm39607]

I can't get enough of your videos ❤ they'se so entertaining!!! Would you consider doing a Ben 10 one? I assure you, there is A LOT to investigate about 😂

[@_MY._.MELODY_]

I love sanrio, and as a sanrio lover, it's nice to see such things being released with my favorite character :)

[@DogFlamingoXIII]

I was born in 1974, so Hello Kitty has been a part of my whole life; and I have always loved it so much. Admittedly ChocoCat is my actual favorite Sanrio character, but Hello Kitty is my second favorite. I have a Nintendo DS that is fully tripped out with the Hello Kitty gear. One of the physician's assistants at my pain management doctor has an office that is entirely done in pink Hello Kitty gear and decorations. I love that you can be an adult, professional; and it is totally okay to have Hello Kitty and other Sanrio characters on your work attire and office. I didn't know about the Hello Kitty/ One Piece crossover, and I'm going to have to check into that. Hello Kitty and Chopper and easily a perfect crossover combination, and I am going to have to find something with them on it. I can always find a use for more pouches, and Sanrio is my favorite theme for them. ^_^ I always thought that the weirdest and most problematic Hello Kitty product was the fact that they released an officially licensed Hello Kitty vibrator. Sanrio has said that it was intended for things like massaging your sore neck, but it is clearly shaped for other purposes (but technically you could use it on your neck, so they aren't lying....).

[@joomin]

THE LAST PART😀

[@badtothebone9144]

old man with grammar

[@DogFlamingoXIII]

@@badtothebone9144 Hey, I'm an old woman with grammar. ;D

[@DogFlamingoXIII]

@the I believe that they called it a "shoulder massager", but it's shaped exactly like what you'd think it would be shaped like, with poor Hello Kitty as the handle. Poor Hello Kitty.

[@lotus_flower2001]

@@badtothebone9144 rude.

[@MellowGirl2000]

I went to a hello kitty exhibit quite a few years ago with my mom (She’s a a HUGE fan) and the only thing I remember from that was a Hello Kitty Headstone…. We had an almost full Hello Kitty kitchen at one point. Talking microwave, toaster, waffle maker, coffee machine, milkshake maker, cookie jars, plates, cups. My mom also has a Hello Kitty Christmas tree she’s been setting up for the last few years. Oh I also had the tv with flowers one it! I honestly really miss it, we also had this shower curtain for YEARS and she took it down when my brother got older :/

[@mochiemy]

I love The Sanrio characters they are so cute. I love the TV shows and thanks for showing us the products😊 Your videos are funny and entertaining

[@uslovelies9193]

“Everything has a hello kitty version of themselves” *is there a hello kitty egg.*

[@Shadow_Drip]

I think the KFC-Hello Kitty Christmas thing comes from the fact KFC has been a big thing around Christmas time in Japan for years, so adding a beloved cartoon cat into the mix would probably be pretty successful

[@JudeDragon158]

Yeah! From what I understand it's more of a romantic holiday too, vs a kid focused one so if your partner was super into sanrio this is like one of the cutest ways of showing them you care :D

[@iocasteo389]

i had the uncomfortable hello kitty mouse (9:29) when i was little and it was definitely not swag to use . made me popular in grade school though so thats a plus

[@xxangelthebearxx]

i loved sanrio when i was little. i kinda want some of these products now (especially the Rurouni Kenshin hello kitties, those are adorable XD)

[@Neatomurrito]

listen the toasters work sometimes! XD i have one myself and i love it♥♥

[@TheDanishGuyReviews]

5:00 That's roasted meat. Usually pork. You see it in really old anime and video games as well.

[@Anotherchild_lol]

Kirby meated bone :D

[@UnOfficialyBillCipher]

And some emoji skins (depends on the device)

[@Hazelbazelwastaken]

Ham 👉🍖

[@SleepIsForLosers-]

Hi polygen! The long hello kitty (as weird as it is), is actually from the toy brand Stretchkins, these wacky plushies were originally given extra long limbs with built in elastic to give them that extra stretch, hope this helps!

[@tag5848]

i feel like i've seen your profile picture on at least 3 other accounts

[@kai_Taylors_version]

this reminded me of a add I saw way back and it was "life size characters " that you could dance with. If you look at the pushes feet in a couple pictures it looks like she has straps on her feet so it might be one of those life size dance characters 🤷🏻‍♀️ is it maybe the same product?

[@imaginefun13]

I was thinking the straps on the feet meant a kid was supposed to wear it 😳

[@jasperjazzie]

@@imaginefun13 yeah, the point of it is you're supposed to wear it and then do dances and jumping jacks n stuff like that with it, it's weird but i think it's cute they made something to get kids to like exercising

[@leynarahal302]

I had a sponge bob one :)

[@surayaothman2015]

"I'm dying for PrInGLEs "😂😂😂😂

[@lizanna6390]

I used to love character spaghetti. My nana got it for my little bros who were mad about bob the builder but i really enjoyed the texture. Now i do still occasionally buy disney princess spagetti.

[@randomemptychannel]

Duck is the common name for numerous species of waterfowl in the family Anatidae. Ducks are generally smaller and shorter-necked than swans and geese, which are members of the same family. Divided among several subfamilies, they are a form taxon; they do not represent a monophyletic group (the group of all descendants of a single common ancestral species), since swans and geese are not considered ducks. Ducks are mostly aquatic birds, and may be found in both fresh water and sea water.

[@noseeumliam]

Yoy 😂

[@spoopandstuff3494]

Based

[@xwyzywx]

facts

[@datpotatoes4005]

@@noseeumliam Yoy 😃

[@elwiwi4638]

waterfowl dance malenia holy shit man

[@mint3680]

3:59 I WANT THE CHUNKY CINNAMOROL 😭😭😭

[@supercoolsonicthehedgehog6643]

0:56 hello kitty flip me off 😢😢

[@ileanadiscua3458]

As a Sanrio fan and cuber, I need that pompompurin cube!!

[@comedysalt4482]

you know its a good day when pongon uploads 👍👍👍

[@comedysalt4482]

heyyy im 2nd :D

[@brandonotto1461]

Frfr

[@VinsTheWord]

yeah

[@tsukiiiiiii]

I love pongon :DDDDDDD

[@9deekay]

pongo dante

[@phoney86]

8:54 nah hello kitty took 40 benadryls 👽

[@wiliwilo]

ba

[@HamsterzGacha]

​@@wiliwilo ..rack obama

[@dhos_t]

I have a hello kitty mc Donald toy where she’s wearing some green outfit and is holding fries, never took in how many hello kitty themed stuff they’ve come up with

[@X.cinnamon.X]

Most of these are so adorble!!!!!

[@cringetrain]

7:25 *Just imagine this thing, slowly climbing from under your bed.* *I would have a heart attack*

[@haileyelliott3676]

I would be chill and let her smother me in hugs

[@johannesviljoen9656]

5:43 ah, so thats where the biblically accurate puzzle came from

[@BriStella]

I have the Hello Kitty mouse that has the clicks on the bow! I use it for work, at first it was uncomfortable but now I actually kind of prefer it :0 I feel uncomfortable using normal one now lol

[@eatpoop696969]

I had the Hello Kitty waffle maker and the waffles were actually really really cute. Target used to release a whole collection of Hello Kitty kitchen stuff every Christmas but they don't sell much HK anymore :(

[@eatpoop696969]

omg I had completely forgotten about the Hello Kitty calculator I had in middle school and you showed the exact one here. I loved that thing. Also had a TV, hair dryer, rice cooker, toaster, HK themed bathroom

[@Topaz198]

7:12 i have a vauge memory of owning one of these, i think you were supposed to use the elastic to attach it to your hands and feet and puppeteer(?) it

[@GiganticAsss]

Yes I had this as well and you are in fact correct. It was called a Strechkin

[@PigeonLivered_Ratbag]

What kind of childhood did you guys have 💀

[@cemeterywe4ther]

there's also the hello kitty dream lite pillow pet. i bought one, they're cursed but i love it lol

[@mickeymouse-eb2qv]

There was a hello kitty land at Drusillas zoo in 2014 along with a salon next to where Thomas used to be but both the land and salon closed in late 2021 and became a generic rain forest land

[@lemondemkon]

Now it's time to info dump some random hello kitty items I think are cool. There was a child's play or "bride of Chucky" and "seed of Chucky" Collab. There some keychains, pins and most importantly two packs of plushies, there's a hello kitty themed Chucky, glen/Glenda, and Tiffany. The three pack is surprisingly rare while the two pack is more common. Some parts may be incorrect lol. Thanks for reading also, I love your nails polygon!

[@PolygonDonut]

THNANKS

[@Theliteralpurpleguy]

11:23 WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87'?!?!

[@ilikegreenteaa]

Bruh 💀

[@CatInVanessaStolkardPainting]

LMAO

[@Jelly_shy_guy_man]

WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87

[@mustloveAlastor8880]

The long Hello Kitty plush was supposed to be a cartoon pillow character for kids to cuddle in bed with.

[@Melon_Guy_]

Soon there will be hello kitty coffins

[@imp437]

7:24 it’s a from a group of different plushies, that you could put your hand and feets through straps on the characters hands and feet, except because hello kitty’s limbs are usually visualized at stubby, they had to make the arms and legs long for it too work

[@speedythesnail2235]

I don’t know how hard this would be but would you consider doing this with Pokémon or Mario? There’s a lot of really rare strange Pokémon merch and Mario products are just insanely cursed.

[@nikiwraggs]

3:36 I saw your nails painted

[@danineedsanap]

Long Hello Kitty looks like one of those plushies that kids wear and stretches with you to get kids to stretch more... they're called Stretchkins

[@Cazra-VaporwaveWitch]

Nice nails! Love this cursed merch!

[@milkywaycookiie]

ornge

[@thejay8963]

They are so adorable! I love how polish of all colors is becoming something anyone can wear!

[@azepato]

cute

[@ENZO542_]

@@thejay8963 🏳️‍🌈🤨

[@thejay8963]

@@ENZO542_ Yes

[@acanofcampbellsoup]

I'm not sure if anyone else has said this, but the long Hello Kitty at 7:13 is a Hello Kitty Stretchkin! Stretchkins were made to encourage kids to exercise/make it fun by putting your hands and feet through the elastic bands. I actually have a unicorn one :)

[@heartriah]

i literally want every dingle product in this omg

[@little_SpaceKitty]

5:48 Thats a colap I never knew I needed

[@SodieSoda]

8:21, imagine if the situation was flipped lol. You just wanna buy a TV and next thing you know a package arrives at your door. Opening it, you now suddenly have this bright pink hello kitty Xbox in your possession.

[@isaacezekielnunezberrios9855]

Lol

[@Lucia-he4tm]

you should make a minions based cursed products list or a general Disney cursed products list

[@NicolaKamynska]

"does vacuums of hello kitty because she loves eating crusts and dust and crops off the floor" got me dieing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@vampyrekyng_lex]

I fricking love the plushies that turn into food, the Evangelion collab and anything made by kid robot…I need the hot wheels, I used to collect them

[@arianagriffin7610]

I really enjoy the trip into hyperfixations other have. This was a super cool video :)

[@I1-_Ok_-1I]

11:00 HOLY SHIT I REMEMBER HAVING THE CALCULATOR ON THE VERY LEFT You just brought back some memories

[@antoniettequijano9358]

Thank you so much for saying all the names right

[@PiecesOFtheStars]

How you say “Sanrio” makes me giggle it sounds like “Sand-RI-OH”

[@NaddleSchidaddle]

As both a fan of Hello Kitty and Pringles, those plushies are my dream 💪 In general most of Hello Kitty (or Sanrio on general) products are amazing... I love them ✨

[@PolygonDonut]

number one pringles fan

[@NaddleSchidaddle]

@@PolygonDonut Indeed