Cursed Sonic The Hedgehog Products

[@PolygonDonut]

Claim your starter Pack including the very RARE Iceling Dragon + 15K Food + 30K Gold: dragoncity.onelink.me/DDHl/pd

[@MaxwellTheCat2020Spartan]

No :3 (im tired)

[@GeoChambo]

Early

[@averageidiot1612]

Nuh uh.

[@_Phiqx_]

Me no feel like it. :( Maybe timorriw :D

[@SMB_Fan2010]

Uh, no!

[@SailorMaxie]

Fun fact: The reason a lot of Sonic movie merch looks so cursed is because merchandisers were given the design sheets before the 2019 design overhaul. Because of this, most Sonic movie merch are actually based on the "ugly" Sonic from that first trailer, and instead of going back and redoing all the work, they released them as-is.

[@sonicfanboy3375]

This also proofs the ugly design was not a marketing stunt contrary to a popular theory

[@mrhalfsaid1389]

​@sonicfanboy3375 yeah, it was just a poor desicion that they were unsure on and then thought "holy sh♤t, how did we let this be the finalized design?" Corporations simply don't understand what is and isn't appealing, it's why they hire designers for their mascots

[@SuperPerry1000]

@@mrhalfsaid1389 And thank God they did. I genuinely think Tyson Hesse SAVED that first movie.

[@staceyatherton4804]

At least the sonic movie 2 & 3 merch are based of the good design

[@benmalsky9834]

The Build-A-Bear is a great example. The one they put out for the first movie is more like the old design, but the one they made for the second movie looks MUCH better.

[@literaldoorknob]

Plot twist: These videos are all a ploy to lead us into a spooky scary ARG which leads to the announcement of Cursed Polygon Donut Products releasing on March 15th

[@amar9094]

His name is not cursed polygon donut. His name is shape sandwich 🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪

[@retrospector04]

​@@amar9094definitely that's correct indeed

[@Smiley85884]

⁠@@amar9094nah dude his name is Liminal Lollipop

[@Green_Lobsta]

Can't wait to play 5 nights at Polygon's

[@Diamond_sleeps]

Bro no but imagen a poliganal breakfast sweet plushie tho ^_^

[@GianniMatragrano]

thank u pongon i love yuo 💖

[@PolygonDonut]

SPARKLE ON ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨

[@Ozzbim]

@@PolygonDonutcheese pizza 🫥🫥🫥👹

[@KingShablooshki]

Sparkle on bitch its friday!

[@bbqreal]

I have seen you voice in so many things as of recent and it's honestly a jumpscare every time

[@Luna-Taxers]

It's the silly voice guy!! :DDD

[@angryisopod395]

the “i love inflating!” caught me off guard

[@Beanielandia]

Hey guys continue my sentence “DEVIANAR”

[@mothies2260]

Gabriel Ultrakill voicing in a POLYGON DONUT VIDEO?! we have reached peak cinema in this year.

[@Luna-Taxers]

I was surprised too! There is a website where you can email him for voice overs in his channel (thought you have to give him a dollar lol)

[@itsmeheplbot]

@@Luna-Taxerswhat’s it called?

[@glumbus-qe7zk]

this man is everywhere rn

[@REDHOTMILES]

Man? Itsn't she a girl?

[@sedemu]

when

[@qhairullahrusyaidy]

Finally, the counter part for cursed Mario products. Thank you, Polygonal Donut.

[@FelisGalactus]

Now it’s time for cursed Mario and Sonic products at the Olympic Games

[@nicholaslienandjaja1815]

Next: Cursed Pokemon products

[@kosokumushi]

@@nicholaslienandjaja1815YES

[@Riverreeds9275]

what abt cursed Zelda themed products ☹️☹️

[@TomasGomezGoitia]

Cursed Crash Bandicoot Products???? Anyone?

[@ericpluss6154]

I'm from Russia myself, and to be honest, we have the most ugly products x) Some of them were simply called the BLUE HEDGEHOG And yes, you're right, a "Кот" is a cat)

[@volly9387]

мяу мяу котик 😺😺

[@GodzillaLegendary2014]

Oh

[@GodzillaLegendary2014]

You can just travel to another country and there is the oficinal

[@Leia4x]

I'mma Russian Venezuela

[@26й]

​@@GodzillaLegendary2014the problem is, 80% Russian people(including me) don't have enough money to afford travelling to other countries..

[@AnonAmyTheSilly]

i feel like at this point i need a cursed pac-man products video i need to see how companies with actual licenses screw up a literal ball with a slice cut out of it

[@jonesite]

12:24 I THOUGHT IT WAS FAKE THAT PARENTS ALWAYS COME IN AT THE WORST TIMES😭😭

[@Themultimonsterpressure]

💀💀💀😭😭😭💀💀💀😭

[@AylinHildaRudyPriyatna]

☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

[@Microwave-on-an-escalator]

“Maybe we can give him a chillidog? Everyone loves chillidogs.” “I don’t think he can eat solid food” “just put it in the blender” “if you say so-“ “THE CHILLIDOG NOT THE BABY.”

[@MrSpinaal]

I absolutely love your editing style (and also your nails look amazing).

[@HonoredGlint]

4:20 The reason The merch for the first sonic movie looks kinda…bad is because it’s based off of the og movie design. The reason why. Is because merchandise for movies gets made early in production.

[@heheheiamthethirdnatsukitten]

18:21 the egg shaker

[@Cleotildevaldes]

6:44 ah yes sonics iconic line: *Starts speaking some FORBIDDEN LANGUAGE THAT NOBODY HAS EVER USED BEFORE*

[@RoshwyinsTaicoon]

"ALARM IS ON" I think...

[@aruce9]

Gianni being here rent free is unhinged. I am so glad that Gabriel ultrakill is here

[@TheEmeraldSword04]

20:05 When a Sonic fan dies and goes to heaven, this is the room they stay in.

[@wolfgangervin2582]

I assume hell is just CWCville.

[@karapienton7740]

15:47 I absolutely loved it when he said "I love inflating"😭

[@Popanimates]

deviantart

[@Solarsplash64]

Wait poly is a boy?

[@dinoguy3735]

​@@Solarsplash64 he uses any pronouns

[@Solarsplash64]

@@dinoguy3735 oki

[@cloudye]

​​@@Solarsplash64 Huh.. they were talking about Gianni.. though it should be obvious if you literally checked the timestamp..

[@vamborr]

I guarantee that half those foods would not pass UK food laws

[@M0ldychez228]

IKR 3 eyed cat

[@spongebobfan78]

17:57 I mean, aside from being fast, him curling into a ball IS a big part of his identity.

[@Simonkeegan25]

BALLS

[@LittleBody_BigHeartXD]

@@Simonkeegan25I love sonics balls

[@nojoke4182]

hello there my name is markiplier

[@heyguysCHEESECAKE]

hi mariker

[@nojoke4182]

@@heyguysCHEESECAKE hello my name is mariker

[@mateistoica2974]

and i am a fish

[@nojoke4182]

@@mateistoica2974 hello a fish

[@Sauci55on]

It seems as you have specific traits showing that you originated in the country of Portugal

[@littlepleeth9423]

19:11 the delivery of “he eated bees” was so strange coming from mr donut

[@terezi_pyrope_real]

4:58 you: "hes so CUTEEE!!!🥳🤧🤧" also you: "ew why do he look like that💀"

[@jeb5348]

"HONEY PLEASE ITS OUR DAUGHTER'S BIRTHD-" "BABE NOT NOW POLYGON DONUT JUST UPLOADED!"

[@Tofupoopoo]

Haha edit I liked your comment no its at 69

[@emmettrockettpockett]

🤫🤫

[@ShadowTheHedgehog-y6l]

Kid​@@emmettrockettpockett

[@taufikrigo]

Teen​@@ShadowTheHedgehog-y6l

[@Foxanoo]

Real

[@TrixDEforklift]

Honestly now I'm just waiting for cursed Shrek or cursed minion products

[@AimB0tidk]

My favorite video game character… Sonic the extraordinarily cursed and malevolent hedgehog of twisted chaos, known for his terrifying ability to morph into any shape or creature imaginable, while effortlessly ripping off his own body parts like a deranged Lego figure, only to reassemble them with a sinister, unsettling ease

[@emildobre4442]

Your probably thinking of a different sonic

[@MaxwellTheCat2020Spartan]

The scrunkly has uploaded :D

[@uwaissumbrella]

fr :333

[@Noltied]

celebration time ^^

[@RobloxsRicardoChannel]

@@Noltiedreal

[@jpeg_katz]

Fr

[@Harroldtf]

Lets go :3

[@GhoulGirly-x6c]

“SONIC THE HEDGEHOG, soda can, 𝓢𝓵𝓾𝓭𝓽𝔂, puzzle, piggy bank”

[@Ablock905]

bro got gianni to voice act sonic for a line polygon truly does anything for the viewers

[@kaliyahwalker7873]

I would like to say that today I found a Sonic Popsicle PLUSHIE and it's Blue Raspberry scented. And yes. It's as derpy looking as it sounds. And I'm certain it's official because I got it at GAMESTOP.

[@_Vladimir_pudding_]

Sonic: I gotta go fast! Sawnik: I NEEEEED TO GO AT A SPEEEED

[@bestiekrew8105]

matt rose

[@nicholaslienandjaja1815]

SOCK TALS AMMI KNNGLESS BORKINCK

[@_Vladimir_pudding_]

​@@nicholaslienandjaja1815MATT ROSE FANS ASSEMBLE!!!!

[@emildobre4442]

ASEMBLE!

[@eumesmo94]

3:48 a fun fact:this plush is oficial of sega,so this plush is the first oficial plush of sega

[@KhakiCap]

Can't believe you got Gianni to voice some random Sonic product lines on the packages. That's so silly and cool!😮 (Sidenote: I'd play (american) football with that goofy looking amongus Sonic, so I can see him flying across the field and make him feel pain 😊)

[@LittleScythekick]

19:12 HE EATED BEES 😢

[@Green_Lobsta]

Or did the Bees Eated him???

[@Noiseisnumber1]

What a maniac

[@Tarokun874]

12:46 THE SOUND EFFECTS HELP-😭

[@SnøwbirdMakesMusic]

Story about the sonic café, i very recently tried to surprise someone with a trip to the sonic cafe in Houston, and after I had called and confirmed their existence and everything we got there day of and the building was literally closed for renovations. I was so disappointed 😢

[@orangetasersauz_]

Words cannot describe how long I've waited for polygon to make a cursed sonic proucts video based off of my fav blue hedgehog

[@JesusMartinez-rr2ry]

As always, every time you upload, my serotonin levels go up to 100%. I especially focused my glance on your pretty nails, which are a nice shade of blue for the occasion of covering Sonic the Hedgehog products.

[@ObjectMixel]

i was praying he would mention the fact angry birds was bought by sega

[@Awzan-ww8yy]

W H A T ? ? ?

[@ObjectMixel]

@@Awzan-ww8yy its true

[@cornelius3093]

The sonic build a bear was so horrifying that I decided to order one off of eBay, it is truly weird looking because I bought it ONLY for 13$ dollars, a meal is more expensive than that, just sayin'.

[@ThePoint.]

I love how pongon casually got gianni to voice a singular line :3

[@MaxLovesNascarOfficial]

11:19 Uhh- dollar fifty That got me lol

[@StrabeyfoxVR]

Yeah

[@pajammies.]

Lets gooooo!!! New polygon donut vid💥💥💥💥

[@udeedahl]

YESSSSS HE FINALLY DID THESE TYPES OF VIDEOS AGAIN!!!!!! PLS MAKE MORE OF THESE!

[@shonkigummies]

YAEY IM EARLY!!!! my day is much better now

[@mothies2260]

any day is a fine one with the polygonal pastry.

[@Stuffyking2024]

@@mothies2260no amazing day

[@star_daph4]

X :D

[@guywithayt]

i love how you decorat a room every video its my favoret part

[@nightygamer11x]

Sonic fan (Me): When they (me) see a Sonic video from Polygon Donut: * Click click click click *

[@heitorsant1759]

You should've put (polygon donut) after polygon donut, I am so confused about which polygon donut were talkeng about,

[@nightygamer11x]

@@heitorsant1759 I was talking about Polygon donut, y'know? The one called Polygon Donut

[@heitorsant1759]

@@nightygamer11x not specifiec inough!!!

[@nightygamer11x]

@@heitorsant1759 Well Polygon Donut (Polygon Donut), you know who we're talking about now?

[@heitorsant1759]

@@nightygamer11x OHHHHHHHHhhhhh

[@Kanada_Editz]

1:57 W O N D E R H O Y .

[@PorcelainJoy]

This was such a fun vid! I love how you ”decorated” rooms with the items instead of just going thru a list. So cute! 😊

[@dinopuppetvideos123]

💀💀💀

[@ericandsimonorsomething]

5:54 im gonna say the n word sonic

[@Piru_Devil]

NO YOU CAN'T DO THAT TAILS!!!

[@matheuspires2462]

"You turned yourself black so you can say the N-word?"

[@Bread20349]

THERE ARE CONSEQUENCES TO SAYING THE N WORD

[@boy_st4rr]

​@@Bread20349 HOW DO YOU KNOW?? HOW DO YOU KNOW!!!

[@MyrtoMakri-m2z]

TAILS NOOOOO

[@jaylenbutler899]

17:12 bro looks like weird al

[@glitch_girl-_-3177]

Nah that’s strange la

[@QueerMinimumWageMurdocNiccals]

Peculiar Allan

[@sharkysharkshark]

@@glitch_girl-_-3177nahh that's "enigmatic ll"

[@MelleTehdude_lolzOSC]

Sponsor yap ends here 1:57

[@FISHEXE.R]

Thx

[@Killerbuny06]

15:53 : I LOVE INFLATING!

[@ultrajasperworld]

Deviantart sonic:

[@danmilimo8045]

I love inflating

[@iganciodiaz7636]

WHY

[@Aulrickstudios]

LOL

[@edex59]

Bro really listed both the polygon dragon (actually the dimensional dragon but close enough), and the donut dragon as some of his favourites like we weren’t gonna notice.

[@DravenOConnor]

At 9:03 The Characters From Left To Right Are: Ring, Eggman, Knuckles, Sonic And Tails. You Can Thank Me Later🤗🤗🤗

[@MaxLovesNascarOfficial]

I got it right yay

[@milcmilk]

i knew it!

[@Blocksydude]

am i the only one who thinks polygon donut doesnt have a house, they just live in that room, and when they go out its just an endless void of ballpits or something like that

[@efpa7716]

Yaaay new Pongon Video :D also: 9:11 i got all of them right . o .

[@SR_73]

I love how PolygonDonuts's room is just a bunch of random funny/cursed stuff. Now ofc the most important thing here is the cat :D

[@josephmeluso2377]

16:38 MEMORY Unlocked I had a sliding puzzle mug growing up, but instead of Sonic theme, I think it was Winnie the Pooh themed.

[@JulEvva]

10:35 why do i like the ":(" sound so much lol

[@fluffcake]

Old 90s Sonic merch gives me like a little ray of happiness to me. It’s truly a lightning in a bottle.

[@AuroraPhillips-kc5us]

5:20 my brother got this plush for his birthday and I thought it was cool,but in my mind I thought it was cursed looking but I did NOT want to say it.

[@megansutton9699]

5:07 Pongon’s cute aggression kicked in

[@abyssalnightmare551]

The voice acting jumpscared me and now I have to ask you to play Pressure

[@henrystickminfan2]

17:55 because it's his main ability, curling into a ball.

[@Simonkeegan25]

BALLS

[@Nowheres_Channel]

8:26 Y'know what they say! All Toasters Toast Toast! Wait wrong franchise-

[@jamarthedancingdemon3961]

0:02 SONIC THE HEDGEHOG

[@jamarthedancingdemon3961]

0:15 r-rewrite 0:16 😨

[@AcetheGoober]

holy shingles !!!

[@GodzillaFan45445]

@@jamarthedancingdemon3961let’s play a game

[@W.att.s0n]

holy Jangles 😰

[@Ur_Favorite_Bug]

holy bangles! 😨

[@myboysnmeadventures137]

7:34 it sounds like something sonic would say very rarely in sonic cd

[@demmysticfirecat]

As someone who’s currently in a Sonic hyperfixation since the last week of June I approve

[@femgirlmitikuz]

5:05 boil him

[@JolieG659]

@fizzyfrog784yum yum

[@RobertIsEpicGamer]

OIL HIM UP OH YEAH 😩😩😩😩😩😩🙁

[@femgirlmitikuz]

@@RobertIsEpicGamer ermmm what the freak??!!!!

[@femgirlmitikuz]

@fizzyfrog784 mmm yummy yummy sonic,s melted skin curry

[@natashacarrizosa3791]

Oh boy I’m a make some hedgehog stew today! Tails:what?

[@frostybootz]

19:39 PolygonDonut is the type of KZbinr to make a video about unholy sonic merchandise; making it as a themed bedroom. And then suddenly making a sonic the hedgehog themed fortress.

[@Lumi.Lu09]

7:58 well, in knuckles chaotix and sonic mania there are blue rings that are called “hyper rings” in some monitors

[@C4llm3oreo]

Oh thank gosh they aren't actually made out of sonic.... Still doesn't excuse the infamous amount of food coloring-

[@MilesTails101]

The fact that these exist makes life worth living

[@Fancy_ManRoblox]

14:18 Sonic Speed Simulator: Am I a joke to you?

[@Aquelemegatherium]

6:37 why does he look like 2017X in here💀

[@SimonM6420]

Woah, what the FRICK (boing sfx)? XP This video was so funnysauce!!! Yayyy :333 (cat gif)

[@Shuichi6795]

0:49 my goofy childhood

[@memedood]

So, Msm

[@Weird0_Werdo]

@@memedoodMSM spotted in the wild

[@jan_Eten]

omþ shuichi saihara from ðe hit game drv3

[@Shuichi6795]

@@jan_Eten lol XD

[@Jacky_Kitty-man]

Your childhood? He said growing food. Are you by any chance an African who grew up as a slave in the 1800????

[@verificationnotdone]

i was laughing so hard and weird at this video my mom came in my room and was like "why r u making those weird noises"

[@wendyoostens7607]

Nnnnnnnnn

[@MyrtoMakri-m2z]

4:58 So adorable! I wanna buy one and cradle it like a baby

[@Loganclay-eo1pl]

9:04 1. Ring 2. Dr eggman 3. Knuckles 4. Sonic 5. Tails Did I get it right

[@LailaFreeman-p5r]

Yes

[@Nomorepolar]

10:24 Sanic curry!!

[@AaronCarterOffical]

I've been waiting on this video for years 3:43 THOSE ALL THE PLUSHIES SONIC AND FRIENDS USED

[@juanjocrespo9283]

*VIDEO IDEAS!!!:* - Cursed Angry Birds Products - Cursed Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Products - Cursed M&M's Products - Cursed Shrek Products - Cursed Marvel Products - Cursed Pokémon Products - Cursed Simpsons Products

[@ZmodyfikowanyNiedźwiedź]

Bro, You forgot about "ogórki bootleg Sonic"! But anyways good video...

[@darkninjafirefox]

How did you find my bedroom?!

[@KenGarrettArellano]

Lol

[@mikefernz13]

Same! How

[@ilikefans8392]

6:50 Mother, I require the S O N I C C Y L I N D E R

[@mushroomy9899]

7:28 HOLY SHIT ITS MY HUSBAND GABRIEL ULTRAKILL IM FOAMING ST THE MOUVHT THHHGHHGHTH

[@pinheadstar]

O_O

[@Taurussaether333]

AND SEBASTIAN FROM PRESSURE KFKFFKKRKRKRK

[@Dubledom]

​@@Taurussaether333ITS THE HOT FISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@GOBLIN_CATZ]

TJE FISHHH​@@Dubledom

[@Gigan1129]

@@Taurussaether333 and Mothman

[@kitifulnines]

you fool. You actually just designed my dream home. I'm already in preparation of living here as we speak. I lay atop my bed adorned with sonic the hedgehog sheets, 3 different sonic the hedgehog blankets, sonic the hedgehog pillows, and one sonic body pillow (NOT THAT KIND- this is just a standard body pillow with sonic knuckles and tails on it lol) accompanied by my hammock filled to the brim with various sonic plushies, official and off brand, from the sonic 2 build-a-bears for sonic knuckles and tails, to the very same sonic among us plush shown in this video. my closet is packed full of sonic the hedgehog shirts, as I myself wear a shadow the hedgehog shirt that says "piss" that I bought at this year's eggman revolution (that I attended with my sonic the hedgehog backpack and sonic the hedgehog lunchbox) with my sonic the hedgehog socks, eating my sonic the hedgehog waffles made with the sonic the hedgehog waffle iron, topped off with some coffee from my sonic the hedgehog coffee mug. many of these items were gifts from family and friends, but others were my own purchases, made with my sonic the hedgehog debit card. I am totally completely normal and neurotypical about all things sonic the hedgehog. p.s you forgot the goojitsu stretchy sonic toys. those things are HILARIOUS and look SO CURSED once the paint wears off. I would know. I have two. one of sonic, another of knuckles. knuckles is still pretty knew, so he's fine. sonic though...........

[@ArachnidsGrip15]

10:42 Bahama Bucks serves Sonic and Shadow Sno’s and you can also have a chance at winning a random Character spoon

[@MaxLovesNascarOfficial]

That’s cool lol

[@alecboi777]

SONIC LUNCH ANN ARBOR MUSIC FESTIVAL 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[@Justme-kd9qy]

0:26 i love this peculiar looking sploosh squish effect I wanna eat it

[@lucyiscreepy]

To get it you have to use oecake

[@YayerSlayer2012]

3:46 i thought he was flipping me off

[@ieatpolygondonutsuraniumlol]

I love your videos polygon donut, they are so cool and inspiring, and it's also my birthday, I hope you succeed in everything polygon!

[@Cyberillc]

13:07 Sonic Balls?!

[@carterrothe6605]

My fav

[@dombomb64]

Imagine this together with Failboat’s “Yippee Sonic D” lmao

[@dombomb64]

(My previous reply isn’t showing for some reason so I’m rewording it) This but with what Failboat said one time he got a D-rank in Sonic Colors lol

[@WantedPencil]

📸🤨

[@Simonkeegan25]

BALLS

[@emandems_]

we need a full cursed product house now

[@blehbleh-hr7oh]

5:54 TAILS WHAT ARE YOU DOING😟

[@omegaflowey9932]

Mud puddle

[@BluePikmin2001]

NAH, TAILS’ RACI-

[@Shilypoptartwolf279]

Next we need simpsons because they seem to have cursed products

[@heheheiamthethirdnatsukitten]

3:15 THAT IS NOT SONIC. (can you tell by the comments every 5 seconds that i have so much hype for this video as a major sonic fan lol)

[@heheheiamthethirdnatsukitten]

7:11 SONIC CHEERIOS ARE REAL

[@kalisilva1308]

I collect rubber ducks and I didn't know there was a sonic rubber ducks:D

[@Smg4_BIG_SIMP]

1:57 WONDERHOY :3

[@fannpann]

projt ekai😺😺😺😺

[@Smoldonut]

emu otor 😁😁😁