CURSED Thomas & Friends Merchandise #2: Engines & Eyesores

Similar to my Dark Side Of DOWT video's; I thought it'd be fun to look at cursed Thomas & Friends merchandise too! Remember that while some of these may be licensed products; a good portion are not! Be careful what you buy!
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[@singletona082]

in fairness Sodor Fallout would explain a lot of this cursed mess.

[@brendanboiman]

Yes

[@The_Spectre_Gamer]

Please don’t give his friend, Timothy, any ideas.

[@nightmarefreddy0422]

Or maybe incested humans are building em

[@DaRealProgie]

Yeah

[@Ethan_zox]

*”Who do you mean Thomas is an inflatable seat now?”*

[@steamdragon8550]

These and the DOWT videos have taught me that there are a lot more dangerous drugs out in the world than I thought there were.

[@SudrianFirelighter]

"Nuclear explosion at the harbour you say? Noone asked about your Sodor Fallout AU Percival." that got me in tears

[@PG13_Official]

ikr

[@PuzzlingHousing56]

I’m pretty sure trainboy's going to go insane one day after looking at these and DOWT too much

[@confusedshovel1232]

4:09 the ultimate crossover we didn’t know we need

[@saltbombcreations8336]

Best crossover: Chumish, Spob, Pissed off bird, and bear.

[@zacharyanimates]

@@saltbombcreations8336 *Winnie The Wheely Ass Bear

[@jacobholdgate647]

Angry turd 😂

[@stet_and_query_central_1]

*Thomgas the crank engine, spingebill, angry turd and winnie the wheels as bear

[@vesnapavic2343]

Thomthom the gypsy engine,spunchrob,andy turd and vinnie the willie ass bear

[@MJGamerYT-od9gh]

"No one asked about your Sodor Fallout AU Percival" This line right here got my lungs exploding for 4 minutes straight

[@maho_nishizumi_tigertank]

2:00 Delays in Farquhar!? What do you mean Thomas is a inflatable seat now? Send Gordon, Uh, oh he didn’t survive that human centipede trials? Uh huh What about Percy? Oh yes he’s in prison for tax evasion my mistake my mistake I CAN’T 🤣🤣

[@tomytrains8680]

in the country where I lived there are marketplaces selling these kinds of monstrous nightmare merchandise, especially in online shopping.

[@Rrabbitblox]

"Ladies and gentlemen, the justice League tom Goss the crank engine spingebill the vehicle, Angry turd the also vehicle and winnie the wheelie ass bear." Ah yes, The best thing ever lol

[@chrissywarnerda]

In the Smurfs Village of all places

[@aliminator1310]

3:59 EMILY?!?!?! More like LSD!! XD

[@youtubedumpster4040]

1:31 Yo, astrotrain lookin snazzy in his new Thomas cosplay

[@Ivarthemalletengine]

frrr

[@youtubedumpster4040]

@@Ivarthemalletenginethis comment is two years old but still… frrrrr

[@Ryder-a-Blaze]

Me: sees thumbnail I never knew Thomas was a Twitch streamer

[@Kworl-worl]

"Deformed Thomas" He looks like he melted in the knock off realm

[@christinejorgens6577]

Or perhaps he was Supreme Leader Snoke…

[@Kworl-worl]

@@christinejorgens6577 aww fu-

[@midnightexpress3604]

of all the things I didn't expect, Astrotrain Thomas wasn't one of them.

[@cheeseandswissproductions.5234]

Harbros missing out on a gen selects crossover

[@samsarex4318]

Yo Hasbro gen select astrothomas when?

[@montygolf146]

1:32 thats so cursed with thomas' face LITERALLY on astrotrain's body

[@noahdavidson8733]

“Thomas has descended into madvillany” … Slip like Freudian, your first and last step to play yourself like accordion

[@ItsTrainBoy]

WHEN HE AT THE MIC YOU DON'T GO NEXT My man, you're a real one for this comment and even more for catching that

[@noahdavidson8733]

@@ItsTrainBoy Even did a double take and had to rewind to make sure I heard it right 😂 I gotta say the same for you brother. That’s an amazing album, you’ve got great taste.

[@minecraftbee5649]

*"No one asked about your Sodor Fallout AU, Percival"* - Sir Bertram Toppan Hatt

[@fishman501]

I hope we see more of the Fat Controller and Mr. Percival's conversations if there is a third part.

[@ItsTrainBoy]

FIRST!!

[@MarbletheCat]

Lol

[@Bebei_Kubricka777]

no I

[@blacksmithfredbear5392]

:D

[@otherthomas-fans0577]

🤯

[@traingoddess]

😂

[@legothomasgame]

The 3d printed abominations were printed using FDM (spool filament), not resin. You can tell from the layer lines. A simple mistake. Glad they were in this though, they are very uncanny.

[@matttheoddestsaddletank518]

I think there's a fine line between toys and illegal weaponry and it has been crossed too much times during the duration of this video

[@kimberlysmith8079]

I like how the Thomas with HDH is astrotrain from transformers

[@LLW_Fan_1225]

3:37 got me thinking… did Thomas become geodude?

[@andrewtheberkshireengine4385]

No he's on steroids

[@LLW_Fan_1225]

Maybe

[@transgaty2763]

1:47 Actually Trainboy that is Gordon Thomas with Thomas's Tender

[@ItsTrainBoy]

Truth be told Choco the only thing it can be is cursed 😭🤣

[@transgaty2763]

@@ItsTrainBoy you are not wrong 💀

[@brightredmogul1912]

You know what the ironic part is? The more of these happy trains exist, the more of a sad train I become...

[@tnytmytx]

same

[@nostaldec4705]

3:46 So did they know about Fairlies?

[@K9TheFirst1]

That last bit about the Sodor Fallout setting. I am very disappointed that it's not The Railway Series in the Fallout game series. Instead it's an Anti-Nuclear Fear mongering abomination.

[@wumpus976]

“Cinders and ash, it’s a deathclaw!”

[@K9TheFirst1]

@@wumpus976 Now, who among the human characters would be ghouls?

[@wumpus976]

@@K9TheFirst1 Topham would obviously be the John Hancock of Sodor.

[@K9TheFirst1]

@@wumpus976 Not sure about the whole "drugs, sex, and alcohol" but of Hancock, but sure, I can see him being the ruler of Sodor if all other authority falls away. Especially the Model Series where he and/or the Northwestern Railway owns nearly all the industry on the island to one extent or the other.

[@chesapeakedproductions3009]

That thumbnail, I had to laugh. I also found it funny how the reporter screwed up pronouncing Thomas Wooden Railway

[@Zobie2game]

I used to have this Chinese toy of a Thomas that transformed into a soldier with a massive gun 😂

[@AdmiringSparks]

I when to china 6 years ago and got to many fake Thomas toy I still have some they are currently in a Lego prison so there virus doesn’t escape and and turn the world to poop and start wars

[@oswaldglean5882]

@@AdmiringSparks I would love to see a picture

[@kingofthepod5169]

History in the dark: *frustrated British rail noises* Train boy: *frustrated season 25 noises*

[@stet_and_query_central_1]

I didn't expect to see history in the dark here

[@GamerB2022LikesTugs]

Shortcut Shipping Thomas looks like Zebedee from Tugs.

[@MadmanBuck]

I once saw a real track master Gordon with his shell gone.... It was literally just the battery compartment.... WHAT THE FU-

[@Alzaar_The_Gunzel]

I’ve seen the Happy Train at a flee market a few years ago.

[@F40M07]

I love the roasting

[@rottenroads1982]

This video is funny. I like this.

[@merlinandmurdoch7837]

I can’t see how All Engines Go toys are bad, when they look almost exactly like their show counterparts

[@rer3523]

thats why they're bad, they look exactly like the show counterparts.

[@merlinandmurdoch7837]

@@rer3523 What kind of reason is that? Why should All Engines Go toys not be based on the show counterparts? The show and toys are not based on the CGI stuff, they are based on the Nelvana designs. But at the same time, any character that isn’t the main children crew looks even more like their CGI models than their last toys. You can dislike the designs of the characters in the show, and you can dislike the toys, but you can’t dislike the toys so much because they are ACCURATE to the show, dislike them if they are INNACURATE

[@SocialistDistancing]

There sure is a lot of screwed up toys out there. I'm happy to see that I'm not the only one the uses the word count. LoL

[@alexandraroman4121]

They actually do have this but I’m sorry but I have one of these toys:Thomas the nightmare

[@tnytmytx]

@@merlinandmurdoch7837 it is the REBOOT though

[@The_guy25]

5:04 can you do a video on sodor fallout

[@TheNewMichiganRepublic]

1:31 OH MY GOD I CANNOT BELIEVE SOMEBODY REDID THE ASTRO TRAIN FIGURE INTO THOMAS

[@AdmiringSparks]

More comedy videos please they make me laugh way to much

[@martinsto8190]

0:40 the Sodor version of the villain in geotrax

[@arstreamingandgaming]

Why is shed 17 Thomas becoming a hot tub streamer on twitch lol

[@justachonkyspider]

His TY career wasn't taking off had to start an Onlyfans.....

[@arstreamingandgaming]

Haha good one

[@warrior3456_]

Shout out to all kids now lead posioned

[@jordanianstudios]

Im gonna throw hands with whoever made that humanoid thomas

[@aliminator1310]

I log into KZbin and THIS is the first thing I see! I nearly jumped.

[@buckbuchanan5324]

Thomas taking a bath at 3 am OMG gone wrong

[@TheRealNebbers]

Big loader? Nah, we get the large shipment maker.

[@ABS6308]

“This is the Ride on Thomas that you put your kid on if you don’t want to see them again.” Had me crying laughing.

[@ZTronic.]

1:31 - 1:33 Optimus Prime requests your location.

[@MacaronitoasterALBCGAAGAYFGA]

THE ONE IN THE THUMBNAIL BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@BustingSomeBuffers]

I was snacking on those lead wooden railway toys

[@Funnyboiiiiiii]

Average thomas fan: 🤓 Average Gusto Choo Choo enjoyer: 😎😎

[@KevinandEdgar]

5:02 nobody asked for your sodor fallout AU

[@troublerx1]

The human Thomas be the most terrifying-

[@Minnesota_228]

MSIA stands for Malaysia. (I think)

[@strasburgrailfan90]

5:00 happened in real life to the Great Western Engines

[@wairangi.]

0:57 damn Thomas got back

[@trainlover74]

There are to many happy trains

[@Peter_Sam04]

3:53 fake mighty Mac moment :OOO

[@lilredrobyn44]

can you do the history of dennis' modle

[@lordofchaos1845]

1:31 Wait... that's Astrotrain's body from Transformers!

[@_zoreo]

Wait a minute… I think I had that cargo wagon, Toad, and crate thing with the lead… That might explain something…

[@bobthebusbuilder2478]

Siege astrotrain looks surprisingly nice in Thomas

[@LightningTheLMS3FJinty2020]

Me: I Hope Trainboy Does Not Go Insane I Know I Sure Would Go Insane!!!

[@colinthetankengine1443]

Please make part 3 I found a Trackmaster Thomas fake and I toke a photo of it , how can I send it to you?

[@brenlc1412]

2:41 "This is such a knockoff, even the country it was made in is a knockoff." -Gumball Watterson, The amazing world of Gumball.

[@yeoldeseawitch]

canada is a knockoff USA, Ireland is a knockoff Great Britiain, New Zealand is a knockoff Australia, Korea is a Knockoff Japan, etc

[@SBDC_YT]

0:55 Wow looks like Thomas hit puberty

[@aliteral_watermelonz3940]

1:32 fck thats an actual official transformers mold too

[@metal_wheels]

"oh dear..." Duck

[@Rusty-the-datsun]

4:07 i keep dying on this one

[@Rusty-the-datsun]

the names are killing me XD

[@aricgill1290]

1:30 Good grief, Thomas fused with Astrotrain!

[@suebosley9223]

Do you have info to buy this.

[@bentullett6068]

And I thought Hornby's taking the face off Percy and making him into a sort of realistic locomotive model was bad, these horrible toys make it look better.

[@RambunctiousReptilian]

Msia sounds like a colony in the Spanish Sahara, which fits because it’s not on a fucking map.

[@KnappyWappy]

Oh my God im dying

[@alexcanine4948]

1:30 transfomers thomas from astrotrain mold siege/earthrise

[@thatrandomguyontheinternet2477]

The place where i am from we have these things called ‘rommelmarkt’ now seeing that google translate uses baby Thomas for translation half of the time I can’t say it in English Now except that it’s just a combination of It’s components rommel or trash and markt or market Id you want it in short garage sale but along a street with a bunch of people And know why i am saying this The amount of Thomas rip-offs i see is gigantic

[@lemmythebulldog8812]

Winnie the wheelie ass bear is probably the best thing I’ve heard all they

[@peggingboymoder]

"m'sia" is a very shortened form of "malaysia", a lot of news articles i have read use the term

[@alexandraroman4121]

0:35 spitting facts

[@Primon4723Studios]

1:31 Astrotrain: *I declare this to be Astrotrain headquarters!*

[@decepticonleadermegatron5239]

The Thomas transformer can also turn into a space shuttle and frankly it was a missed opportunity to make it Hiro

[@tobyproductions1143]

Bro I have so many bootleg Thomas and friends toys I have that happy Thomas Emily toy

[@Lighting_Desk]

Why do I kinda want resin Thomas....

[@katebobperskypants2330]

0:58 That’ll haunt my nightmares. 😱

[@DDoofus2763]

Sussiest toys ever

[@spamcan5]

4:15 made me die of laughter XD

[@stet_and_query_central_1]

*_WINNIE THE WHEELY ASS BEAR_*

[@beefydie2010]

Winnie the wheelie-a*s bear

[@gordon_rulz2587]

Will you ever do trainz content again?

[@magdos7160]

1735th

[@blacksmithfredbear5392]

ok

[@WhiteKnightFlameZero]

1:32 Astro Thomas :p

[@West_Coast_Mainline]

Dang that ending

[@Oscar-xj1nd]

Winnie and wheely ass pooh

[@LMSseraphim]

2:42 i think M'sia is meant and from Malaysia

[@inxanityplayzuwu1316]

we see the train go go and we see what the train does dors

[@harrisonallen651]

Knockoff toys are their own separate category, factory errors are the cursed merchandise.

[@ItsTrainBoy]

I’d argue they’re all cursed in some way myself 😬

[@ethanwilson213]

@Trainboy Me: I hate deformed Thomas, I FLIPPING HATE IT SO DAMN much! Creator: ...

[@CalebTheBusyEngine59]

LESSGOO!!! THANK YOU!! THANK YOU!!!

[@ItsTrainBoy]

Nah man if anything thank you for watching!! :)

[@CalebTheBusyEngine59]

@@ItsTrainBoy Welcome Man, Keep Em Up!

[@user-xXC4L1B3RXx]

My favorite had to be blue car a green car pleasure start off 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@goldenskeleton7816]

My man you have gain my sub 😂🤣🤣🤣

[@goranmilovanovic1635]

😍😁🤘👌👌👌👍👍👍👍👋👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

[@SPG69]

This is Not what Awdry wanted

[@TheGreyTurtleEntertainment]

did you mean Blessed?