CURSED Thomas & Friends Merchandise #2: Engines & Eyesores

[@SudrianFirelighter]

"Nuclear explosion at the harbour you say? Noone asked about your Sodor Fallout AU Percival." that got me in tears

[@Wasplin_Official]

ikr

[@MJGamerYT-od9gh]

"No one asked about your Sodor Fallout AU Percival" This line right here got my lungs exploding for 4 minutes straight

[@singletona082]

in fairness Sodor Fallout would explain a lot of this cursed mess.

[@brendanboiman]

Yes

[@The_Spectre_Gamer]

Please don’t give his friend, Timothy, any ideas.

[@nightmarefreddy0422]

Or maybe incested humans are building em

[@DaRealProgie]

Yeah

[@Ethan_zox]

*”Who do you mean Thomas is an inflatable seat now?”*

[@steamdragon8550]

These and the DOWT videos have taught me that there are a lot more dangerous drugs out in the world than I thought there were.

[@PuzzlingHousing56]

I’m pretty sure trainboy's going to go insane one day after looking at these and DOWT too much

[@confusedshovel1232]

4:09 the ultimate crossover we didn’t know we need

[@saltbombcreations8336]

Best crossover: Chumish, Spob, Pissed off bird, and bear.

[@zacharyanimates]

@@saltbombcreations8336 *Winnie The Wheely Ass Bear

[@jacobholdgate647]

Angry turd 😂

[@stet_and_query_central_1]

*Thomgas the crank engine, spingebill, angry turd and winnie the wheels as bear

[@vesnapavic2343]

Thomthom the gypsy engine,spunchrob,andy turd and vinnie the willie ass bear

[@youtubedumpster4040]

1:31 Yo, astrotrain lookin snazzy in his new Thomas cosplay

[@Aydensufianthestreamlined858]

frrr

[@youtubedumpster4040]

@@Aydensufianthestreamlined858this comment is two years old but still… frrrrr

[@minecraftbee5649]

*"No one asked about your Sodor Fallout AU, Percival"* - Sir Bertram Toppan Hatt

[@midnightexpress3604]

of all the things I didn't expect, Astrotrain Thomas wasn't one of them.

[@cheeseandswissproductions.5234]

Harbros missing out on a gen selects crossover

[@samsarex4318]

Yo Hasbro gen select astrothomas when?

[@Rrabbitblox]

"Ladies and gentlemen, the justice League tom Goss the crank engine spingebill the vehicle, Angry turd the also vehicle and winnie the wheelie ass bear." Ah yes, The best thing ever lol

[@chrissywarnerda]

In the Smurfs Village of all places

[@Kworl-worl]

"Deformed Thomas" He looks like he melted in the knock off realm

[@christinejorgens6577]

Or perhaps he was Supreme Leader Snoke…

[@Kworl-worl]

@@christinejorgens6577 aww fu-

[@fishman501]

I hope we see more of the Fat Controller and Mr. Percival's conversations if there is a third part.

[@legothomasgame]

The 3d printed abominations were printed using FDM (spool filament), not resin. You can tell from the layer lines. A simple mistake. Glad they were in this though, they are very uncanny.

[@maho_nishizumi_tigertank]

2:00 Delays in Farquhar!? What do you mean Thomas is a inflatable seat now? Send Gordon, Uh, oh he didn’t survive that human centipede trials? Uh huh What about Percy? Oh yes he’s in prison for tax evasion my mistake my mistake I CAN’T 🤣🤣

[@tomytrains8680]

in the country where I lived there are marketplaces selling these kinds of monstrous nightmare merchandise, especially in online shopping.

[@montygolf146]

1:32 thats so cursed with thomas' face LITERALLY on astrotrain's body

[@kimberlysmith8079]

I like how the Thomas with HDH is astrotrain from transformers

[@brightredmogul1912]

You know what the ironic part is? The more of these happy trains exist, the more of a sad train I become...

[@tnytmytx]

same

[@matttheoddestsaddletank518]

I think there's a fine line between toys and illegal weaponry and it has been crossed too much times during the duration of this video

[@Ryder-a-Blaze]

Me: sees thumbnail I never knew Thomas was a Twitch streamer

[@K9TheFirst1]

That last bit about the Sodor Fallout setting. I am very disappointed that it's not The Railway Series in the Fallout game series. Instead it's an Anti-Nuclear Fear mongering abomination.

[@wumpus976]

“Cinders and ash, it’s a deathclaw!”

[@K9TheFirst1]

@@wumpus976 Now, who among the human characters would be ghouls?

[@wumpus976]

@@K9TheFirst1 Topham would obviously be the John Hancock of Sodor.

[@K9TheFirst1]

@@wumpus976 Not sure about the whole "drugs, sex, and alcohol" but of Hancock, but sure, I can see him being the ruler of Sodor if all other authority falls away. Especially the Model Series where he and/or the Northwestern Railway owns nearly all the industry on the island to one extent or the other.

[@transgaty2763]

1:47 Actually Trainboy that is Gordon Thomas with Thomas's Tender

[@ItsTrainBoy]

Truth be told Choco the only thing it can be is cursed 😭🤣

[@transgaty2763]

@@ItsTrainBoy you are not wrong 💀

[@ABS6308]

“This is the Ride on Thomas that you put your kid on if you don’t want to see them again.” Had me crying laughing.

[@kingofthepod5169]

History in the dark: *frustrated British rail noises* Train boy: *frustrated season 25 noises*

[@stet_and_query_central_1]

I didn't expect to see history in the dark here

[@noahdavidson8733]

“Thomas has descended into madvillany” … Slip like Freudian, your first and last step to play yourself like accordion

[@ItsTrainBoy]

WHEN HE AT THE MIC YOU DON'T GO NEXT My man, you're a real one for this comment and even more for catching that

[@noahdavidson8733]

@@ItsTrainBoy Even did a double take and had to rewind to make sure I heard it right 😂 I gotta say the same for you brother. That’s an amazing album, you’ve got great taste.

[@bobthebusbuilder2478]

Siege astrotrain looks surprisingly nice in Thomas

[@GamerB2022LikesTugs]

Shortcut Shipping Thomas looks like Zebedee from Tugs.

[@nostaldec4705]

3:46 So did they know about Fairlies?

[@merlinandmurdoch7837]

I can’t see how All Engines Go toys are bad, when they look almost exactly like their show counterparts

[@rer3523]

thats why they're bad, they look exactly like the show counterparts.

[@merlinandmurdoch7837]

@@rer3523 What kind of reason is that? Why should All Engines Go toys not be based on the show counterparts? The show and toys are not based on the CGI stuff, they are based on the Nelvana designs. But at the same time, any character that isn’t the main children crew looks even more like their CGI models than their last toys. You can dislike the designs of the characters in the show, and you can dislike the toys, but you can’t dislike the toys so much because they are ACCURATE to the show, dislike them if they are INNACURATE

[@SocialistDistancing]

There sure is a lot of screwed up toys out there. I'm happy to see that I'm not the only one the uses the word count. LoL

[@alexandraroman4121]

They actually do have this but I’m sorry but I have one of these toys:Thomas the nightmare

[@tnytmytx]

@@merlinandmurdoch7837 it is the REBOOT though

[@LLW_Fan_1225]

3:37 got me thinking… did Thomas become geodude?

[@andrewtheberkshireengine4385]

No he's on steroids

[@LLW_Fan_1225]

Maybe

[@brenlc1412]

2:41 "This is such a knockoff, even the country it was made in is a knockoff." -Gumball Watterson, The amazing world of Gumball.

[@yeoldeseawitch]

canada is a knockoff USA, Ireland is a knockoff Great Britiain, New Zealand is a knockoff Australia, Korea is a Knockoff Japan, etc

[@aliminator1310]

3:59 EMILY?!?!?! More like LSD!! XD

[@rosiebaybie6245]

More like Emily after Friday night, woo-hoo! 🤤😉😛

[@ZTronic.]

1:31 - 1:33 Optimus Prime requests your location.

[@MadmanBuck]

I once saw a real track master Gordon with his shell gone.... It was literally just the battery compartment.... WHAT THE FU-

[@wairangi.]

0:57 damn Thomas got back

[@Primon4723Studios]

1:31 Astrotrain: *I declare this to be Astrotrain headquarters!*

[@aliminator1310]

I log into KZbin and THIS is the first thing I see! I nearly jumped.

[@alexcanine4948]

1:30 transfomers thomas from astrotrain mold siege/earthrise

[@The_guy25]

5:04 can you do a video on sodor fallout

[@colinthetankengine1443]

Please make part 3 I found a Trackmaster Thomas fake and I toke a photo of it , how can I send it to you?

[@taotao19741]

1:22 I remember when me, my brother and us parents bought it and I pretended that Thomas and Persi had become robots

[@chesapeakedproductions3009]

That thumbnail, I had to laugh. I also found it funny how the reporter screwed up pronouncing Thomas Wooden Railway

[@Zobie2game]

I used to have this Chinese toy of a Thomas that transformed into a soldier with a massive gun 😂

[@AdmiringSparks]

I when to china 6 years ago and got to many fake Thomas toy I still have some they are currently in a Lego prison so there virus doesn’t escape and and turn the world to poop and start wars

[@oswaldglean5882]

@@AdmiringSparks I would love to see a picture

[@Alzaar_The_Gunzel]

I’ve seen the Happy Train at a flee market a few years ago.

[@thelazyengibot9918]

1:30 Thats A Real Transformers Mold! I NEED THIS! I dont Care if its a Knock Off, I WANT IT

[@RealRexRiplash]

Isn't that siege Astrotrain?

[@confusedshovel1232]

Bascailly yes

[@thelazyengibot9918]

Yup

[@gordon_rulz2587]

Will you ever do trainz content again?

[@ItsTrainBoy]

FIRST!!

[@MarbletheCat]

Lol

[@Mashonka3000]

no I

[@blacksmithfredbear5392]

:D

[@otherthomas-fans0577]

🤯

[@traingoddess]

😂

[@aricgill1290]

1:30 Good grief, Thomas fused with Astrotrain!

[@suebosley9223]

Do you have info to buy this.

[@filletofish2200]

1:39 It was time for Astrotrain to leave he had seen everything

[@raiden_prime24]

1:30 I WANT IT, idk if you k ow, but that's taken from the mold of astrotrain, from the war for Cybertron transformers line, IVE WAITED FOR THIS DAY, could you send me the link to it?

[@raiden_prime24]

I can't find it, but I need it

[@Peter_Sam04]

3:53 fake mighty Mac moment :OOO

[@alexandraroman4121]

2:17 where can I find these?

[@mewiproductions]

Msia

[@LMSseraphim]

2:42 i think M'sia is meant and from Malaysia

[@LightningTheLMS3FJinty2020]

Me: I Hope Trainboy Does Not Go Insane I Know I Sure Would Go Insane!!!

[@zippingcruises7712]

Hey, I saw your flying duchess post, looks beautiful so does James

[@SodorTrain1225]

4:56 Oh, no. They got Em' too.

[@matthewthetankengine811]

we need a super cut of the sir topham hat segments

[@allisonkrueger8330]

4:07 lol these roast names have me dead 🤣🤣

[@supersamyoshi4016]

That Annie on Duck's wheels, if you had that you can say it's Thomas's special coach

[@TSK_27]

2:17 I would probably get these, but only for the coaches, the tenders, and the Tankers

[@TSK_27]

3:39 same thing with this

[@GentlemanQuentin]

The tankers are just TrackMaster copies. I have two in a water company livery

[@martinsto8190]

0:40 the Sodor version of the villain in geotrax

[@lemmythebulldog8812]

Winnie the wheelie ass bear is probably the best thing I’ve heard all they

[@strasburgrailfan90]

5:00 happened in real life to the Great Western Engines

[@fishpop]

That Deformation Thomas is named such cos it transforms. Bootleg Transformers more often than not say Deformation on the box.

[@Tposingcactus]

0:56 damn Thomas really is the cheeky one💀💀💀

[@jameslisterthemarthplayer8322]

I had the Big big loader with Cranky the crane, and I am referring to the real official Tomy thing. I still have it today, but it’s in the garage.

[@flamegaming1846]

1:33 that is actually Astrotrain from the transformers siege/earthrise toyline

[@Bugster1970]

4:07 i keep dying on this one

[@Bugster1970]

the names are killing me XD

[@BenTheBlocksworldEngine]

0:31 Actually, the middle wheel is part of the packaging, not Annie. So she doesn’t have Duck’s chassis.

[@Milk-ur9ch]

Holy shit trainboy acknowledged sodor fallout. Im so sorry something like that has been brought to your attention trainboy, you deserve better

[@DmanOfficial15]

0:59 I think this may be parodying a cursed animation called "hey stranger" It can be easily found here on youtube, but word of warning that it's strange, cursed, and probably shouldn't be viewed if you're under 18(I know this will just entice more to watch it but oh well)

[@amandastill5124]

I know it's strange. It's wholesome

[@amandastill5124]

Not cursed. The ending lines are wholesome. :P

[@jimenez25b]

1:00 whats that on the back right

[@jacobholdgate647]

1:44 I wanted this soooooo badly when I was younger a blast in the past

[@bentullett6068]

And I thought Hornby's taking the face off Percy and making him into a sort of realistic locomotive model was bad, these horrible toys make it look better.

[@pepijn23]

I need to stop watching this cause my heart keeps stopping from these cursed images.

[@WhiteKnightFlameZero]

1:32 Astro Thomas :p

[@lilredrobyn44]

can you do the history of dennis' modle

[@vesnapavic2343]

4:08 this had me laughing

[@HENRYTHEBLUECOMST831FAN]

Alright which one of you give thomas hgh?

[@RambunctiousReptilian]

Msia sounds like a colony in the Spanish Sahara, which fits because it’s not on a fucking map.

[@TheKaidynB]

1:52 the secret love child of Edward and Molly

[@alexandraroman4121]

0:35 spitting facts

[@briandesens144]

Awesome video trainboy

[@suebosley9223]

Where did you find the transformer thomas? I'm willing to get the information.

[@TheNewMichiganRepublic]

1:31 OH MY GOD I CANNOT BELIEVE SOMEBODY REDID THE ASTRO TRAIN FIGURE INTO THOMAS

[@TheOnePhun211]

Always something to enjoy when I come here. Keepit up man.

[@TheOnePhun211]

a james thomas. a Jomas.

[@SBDC_YT]

0:55 Wow looks like Thomas hit puberty

[@adamkornacki606]

1:00 shed 17 in nutshell

[@CalebTheBusyEngine59]

LESSGOO!!! THANK YOU!! THANK YOU!!!

[@ItsTrainBoy]

Nah man if anything thank you for watching!! :)

[@CalebTheBusyEngine59]

@@ItsTrainBoy Welcome Man, Keep Em Up!

[@The_puppit_show163]

I’m a transformers fan and the Thomas on 1:32 that was astrotrain is now called astrothomas

[@S.L.F-G1]

Whinnie the weely-ass bear got me rolling on the floor

[@lordofchaos1845]

1:31 Wait... that's Astrotrain's body from Transformers!

[@littlegreengoblin1038]

Videos like this are the reason I subscribe

[@michaelmamac9130]

just love it what i mean love is angry turd best yt ever

[@subzeroprime2319]

1:32 it’s astrotrain and thomas combined into one body

[@jerrywalker7192]

What's wrong with sodor fallout it's a amazing au (also rip Toby, Donald, Trevor, Duck, Skarlowy, Gordon, diesel 10, and Oliver)

[@ZstackZip]

1:31 they have simultaneously massacred Astrotrain and Thomas Good job

[@esthersvehla2270]

1:31 where do I buy this💀

[@SMPandanic]

so true. we live in times where BLOODY KNOCK OFF COMPANIES can make better toys (with some issues but overall look and play better... sometimes) than Mattel can even make

[@Thenumbersthatareodd]

2:07 "Gordon didn't survive the transformation sir"

[@Theblackzoneof2012]

He ran from that thing