Cutaway Compilation Season 15 - Family Guy (Part 7)

[@hihunter7]

Great garlic knots, scary kid

[@searturquoise]

"Aaaaa!" "How'd he get in my car?!"

[@5H1N13]

He does make some good garlic knots

[@vishnups4719]

I liked the kid

[@CafeLiquerstreams]

And it was the black dude, as if hes used to shit like that

[@toastyfish6824]

Garlic knots sound so good rn

[@MoonlitRose101]

"I aM a HeErOsExUaL" Best line.

[@Dim4323]

Oh my

[@personalspace6270]

Thats not peter then he has quite a few gay parts in the series.

[@Kerfloffels]

Agreed

[@nic3880]

Heterosexual Oh wait...that's the joke

[@eomex8379]

@@nic3880 Yup. Deal wit it.

[@princesscadance197]

‘Rational Geographic’ Their competitor is ‘Irrational Geographic’. ‘Upon hearing of their trip to Africa, the team decided to throw all caution to the wind and have a wild time.’

[@CafeLiquerstreams]

Even better, went to Afghanistan 4 weeks ago (looking at you Lord Miles)

[@Azmina_the_warlock]

Damn nature, you scary!!

[@darthrevanthedestroyer9003]

😂

[@seamusquain2706]

They partied harder than 1999, Woodstock, and every top notch rave in existence.

[@nihal74321]

that just sounds like national geographic

[@drewhanilf9283]

"Eat this, for this is my dust!" 10/10 burn.

[@gravity7208]

This burn sure caused crucifixion

[@Jarod-vg9wq]

I’m gonna use that oneday.

[@squeeeebii-kb9xm]

Amen 🙏🙌

[@alexiswilson4239]

This whole section is what I needed! ☺️

[@cleverusername9369]

Verily

[@joelmarks6777]

“Cancel my insurance” this scene always illustrates life 😂

[@Eliqueme]

Facts

[@vipervidsgamingplus5723]

Kind of sad though.

[@DefinitelyNotAFerret]

If only you could actually cancel them over the phone

[@peprman8117]

@@HitTheFloor16 you aren't funny

[@HitTheFloor16]

@@peprman8117 ☺️

[@exkayjay8751]

That last one was brutal XD

[@dboot8886]

Hey that's capitalism for ya!

[@steverossen2816]

@@dboot8886 no that’s comedy. You have to be extremely stupid to cancel life insurance. And you also have to be stupid to not insure your products from damage.

[@violetpencil9614]

@@steverossen2816 It’s a special type of cringe comedy that makes me just fucking sad instead of laugh.

[@Mysterey101]

Granny wasn't gonna get a payout anyway. Most life insurance policies are void in event of suicide.

[@skrischke9842]

@@dboot8886 I'm curious why capitalism was your go to response? Lack or knowledge or bad at comedy?

[@kayyxla4171]

“you lied to me! you do have a housekeeper! let’s go make a large faced boy.”

[@yusufbas035]

i mean we can bhsdgsdig

[@thevampirecielphantomhive2342]

His son looks exactly like him

[@blackscorpion4053]

The accent gave him away

[@mzudemy911]

0:28 "Great garlic knots, scary kid." lmfao

[@hjw2029]

"EAT THIS FOR IT IS MY DUST!" Comedy gold

[@ADekuKid]

As someone who spent time in the insurance industry, that last one is too real for me to be able to laugh at. Lol.

[@franciswinters-mccallan2504]

But you put "lol?"

[@HitTheFloor16]

@@franciswinters-mccallan2504 the lights shut off and all of the doors open. a music box cover of toreador march plays as you see the glowing eyes and mouth of Tim Lawrence. after a while, it stops. you feel safe for a brief moment until Tim Lawrence lunges at you, screeching, and kills you. "Don't ask questions." He says, leaving no trace of the murder that took place.

[@franciswinters-mccallan2504]

"As someone who spent time in the insurance industry,that one is too real for me to be able to laugh at." Proceeds to lol?

[@2kjstewart]

@@HitTheFloor16 you are absolutely terrifying, Mr Afton.

[@2kjstewart]

As an insurance broker myself. I find your sense of humor appropriate considering how many horrifying cases we have to handle.

[@neprinadervogelweid1803]

5:49 love how noone questioned the pilot when he mentioned they were 3700 feet in the air while on the runway.

[@Seinari]

"Eat this, for this is my dust! " best line ever

[@johncarlofernandez2698]

"Eat this for this is my dust" I'm fcking dead

[@petergant1379]

That is so PERFECT, and, if your audience is stupid, you can have made your exit BEFORE they catch on!

[@wildmansamurai3663]

"Let's go make a large faced boy" 🤣

[@leroyhotdogzanzibar.]

I love the little bounce Stewie does when he's really excited 🤣🤣🤣

[@Bewildering3630]

6:15 - I can say from experience that you’re probably gonna get sick on a Disney cruise.

[@brianbumstead2682]

Ho ho it burns ho ho

[@BB_GreenTheE]

HO HO HO HO DONT EAT THE SHRIMP, HO HO HO HO

[@carultch]

Does Mickey Mouse really come along on Disney cruises?

[@StephenMountenayHenhawke]

@@carultchonly to eat the shrimp

[@nightwing0372]

Imma go ahead and guess, the shrimp gives you the runs.

[@chasedougherty7993]

The bill Cosby one had me dead😂

[@bobkolterjahn4266]

Even though it's not accurate.

[@sinabawan7204]

I feel bad for the Arnold Schwarzenegger part especially when they call his son 'large faced' lmao

[@harrywardle7028]

“Eat this for it is my dust!” This was brilliant

[@hellslayer9638]

i like the way family guy roasts absolutely everyone and anyone or any country 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@taylamoore9543]

Its a clever strategy

[@jonathandevereaux298]

There is one political party safe from them

[@gruntgamer4204]

@@jonathandevereaux298 true, at least South Park literally makes fun of everyone.

[@LilOutlaw03]

"Eat this, for this is my dust! " perfect quote.

[@petergant1379]

It's been reported that these are Jesus' last words before he left Earth!

[@personalspace6270]

The insurance probably wont be cancelled untill next month though. 🤪

[@thecheezyweebboy8835]

You must be fun at party’s

[@ThatGuy-ns8de]

@@thecheezyweebboy8835 parties*

[@honeyartstudios]

One would hope!!

[@personalspace6270]

@@thecheezyweebboy8835 Is it a buzzkill to tell the truth now and then.

[@jakubpuchalski2583]

@@personalspace6270 yep

[@evanasche8882]

It's true. I regret not going to the last supper to this day.

[@Eliqueme]

Sadge

[@tchallaware3639]

I swear the cutaways be funny

[@bruninghouse4137]

"annoying"

[@the4tierbridge]

@@bruninghouse4137 “humorous”

[@InvasionXRiotz]

@@bruninghouse4137 said this but still watched the video??

[@cursiveM]

like i said in a different comment, it’s a 50/50 split depends on the person who structured it, and the episode in general

[@TheGreyRider-p5z]

Are funny, not be funny!!!

[@mcfaints4719]

1:04 NO! You’re all-time goalie!!

[@cc-vidsyt]

1:14

[@asaarnold8893]

"... Ugh! Rabbit, perhaps you should push with your shoulder and not your fist!!!!"😂😂😂 Somebody pray for my soul, coz am dead🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

Don't worry about it.

[@smileeface]

"Let's go make a large-faced boy!" underrated line

[@roncalflooking6408]

2:20 this is a real cutaway

[@hopemueller2658]

Ha ha

[@GageisME333]

“…and cutaway complete.”😝😝😝

[@SpecialOrder_937]

After not watching the show for over 7 years I forgot how funny and dirty some of the cutaways are “ roger perhaps you should try pushing with your shoulder and not your fist “ 🤣🤣🤣 hilarious

[@DetectiveTrupo203]

If you haven't watched in 7 years and this comment is 2 years old, you're missing the best seasons. It's only gotten more creative and better as it's gone on.

[@stupidthefish1979]

And the Lord said unto his disciples, “Eat this, for this is my Dust” - Book of Satirical, verse 69:420

[@roberthardesty4133]

I love verse 69:420! Although I must admit that 420 isn't taught here in Texas...

[@FlippysUrbanExploration]

@@roberthardesty4133 Move to detroit, NYC, phildelphia, or Las Vegas to learn more about 420

[@roberthardesty4133]

@@FlippysUrbanExploration How's your dandruff covered girlfriend?

[@FlippysUrbanExploration]

@@roberthardesty4133 Flaky is canonically 15-18, and I’m cannonically in my 50s. _:)_ She’s not my gf, plus I prefer not to have a partner.

[@roberthardesty4133]

@@FlippysUrbanExploration How unfortunate.

[@KYZR97]

2:31 Meg’s just out for lunch 😂

[@triforcehero3664]

Yup 🤣

[@scarletvrgames568]

I swear that's a bit of a ghost stories reference at 5:19.. I know what the obvious joke is but the voice they chose for rabbit feels so similar to the "Touch me" rabbit..

[@MickeyMallone.]

Hwehwehwe, touch me harda

[@HappyDayZ0]

Its not but funny

[@jmag196]

1:50 I like how he actually hits two

[@josiahortiz8598]

The king Arthur cutaway made laugh so hard!😂😂😂

[@davidfreisinger6958]

Rational Geographic. Love it!

[@isiahspeicher7388]

What a missed opportunity. I was hoping the house keeper would be that one old lady that constantly says: “oh no no no.” Edit: I'm sorry, but no. I did not know her name. Please excuse me for being uncultured. (I've received enough replies to know her name now.)

[@Cortisch]

You don't know she's called consuela?

[@isiahspeicher7388]

@@Cortisch No, I didn't- for I am now uncultured.

[@isiahspeicher7388]

@@Cortisch Please excuse me for being uncultured.

[@aymuhspunj]

Her name is Consuela, you know.

[@johnhostetler2167]

Hey incase someone hasn't already said this but her name is Consuela 😂 (I didn't know what her name was either)

[@writingthefuture]

"Great garlic knots, scary kid"

[@ARCtheCartoonMaster]

8:23 Dang, it looks so strange seeing a Subway counter in a cartoon.

[@60gator]

Clean up and go get the champ some Gatorade!😆🤣

[@tradeshock8867]

I really love the " damn nature you're scary cutaway gag"

[@christopheracosta2043]

6:59 I like to volunteer to give Igor 30- No! 50 leashes for that smart ass remark. Your words are "yes" and "master", not to criticize your boss.

[@petergant1379]

That's a negative term, stereotyping Hunchbacks! Do you go past the hangman's tree, and say, "There goes a real swinger!?""

[@truffle6082]

5:15 lol that Winnie pooh 🤣 😂 😆 got me dead.

[@xtabolx2425]

OMG Seth is so foul!!!! I love it!!!! Guilty laughs make me feel fine...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

Rihanna vs Jay-Z Top 10 underrated anime fights.

[@christopher7804]

It's solange

[@MrSang-py3dd]

If only cancelling insurances is as easy as making a phone call.

[@JTA1961]

It is if it ends with a L0UD B☆NG

[@dmi6101]

Lamp insurance is serious business.

[@BenG6509]

4:42 “Eat this, for this is my dust!” Genius.

[@cleverusername6526]

1:04 jokes like this are always some of the funniest ones

[@usosaito.namahage]

"you think I can kick one" ~ "no you're all time goalie!"

[@RickJW-OSM]

(6:15) This applies to all cruises really.

[@morganmillington2388]

Guess he ordered from hurry up shrimp

[@YAH93]

What? The shrimp, or Mickey Mouse jumping around?

[@jayjay86443]

@@YAH93 No he means the chubby woman with the magenta panties, clearly. Every cruise has one.

[@morganmillington2388]

No i said He! Mickey ordered from hurry up shrimp

[@axelreboot8475]

That will probably be my father next April when he goes on his first cruise in the Bahamas and orders a shrimp cocktail and a beer lol

[@mctankies]

That hand washing bit got me lol

[@iamothien9420]

"I'm ugly and unloveable" 😂😂 that's me down to a T 🤣🙈

[@touremuhammad5983]

“Sorry lady. Gotta crop the chotch.”

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

Aaaah cutaway complete.

[@Herowebcomics]

Man these clips are great! "Don't eat the shrimp,ha ha!"

[@christopheracosta2043]

1:55 Peter! Are you aware of the situation?! They're gonna be an ugly fight!

[@churdle92]

“Cutaway complete” subtly brilliant

[@ChaotiX1]

"Dont eat the shrimp!" XD

[@mr.niffler9527]

"HI, YA HUNGRY?!"

[@SAEshorts]

0:24 then he ended up on yelp.

[@mightywizard7475]

They should have got Niel Flyn to be Cleveland's voice as 60 year old Midwestern white man.

[@scantopup2226]

"great garlic knots" glad somebody wasn't too spooked

[@maximumsuspense]

Jesus: "Eat this, for this is my dust." Book Of Bros 24:7

[@mikehunt9159]

Oh my god!! I am drunk & dying of laughter watching these clips right now . So awesome!

[@Zapp__Brannigan]

"Don't eat the shrimp!!" 🤣

[@pauljordan4452]

3:53 Simon says leave the band! 🤣

[@odysseysworld]

Mickey Mouse running to the bathroom after eating bad shrimp made me laugh so hard. I needed that laugh.

[@Mecharnie_Dobbs]

7:35 He'd look more like a squirrel, with that padding in his vest, to make his head look smaller, not bigger.

[@chrishuston7162]

"AH, MY NIGHTMARE DOG IS DEAD... "MARLEY AND ME"

[@felipecardoza9967]

Aw, rabbit got him some stinkfist.

[@chrisrj9871]

That wasn't Rabbit...

[@petergant1379]

Eww, eww, eww!

[@petergant1379]

@@chrisrj9871 Rabbit was BEHIND Winnie the Pooh!

[@chrisrj9871]

@@petergant1379 - no he wasn't. That was a stranger. The voice didn't match. That's the joke.

[@lydfunkgamer8701]

what i have seen about mickey mouse in family guy is - he can hunt other mice without feeling remorse in killing his own kind - Has a sex life in abandoned houses - He gets diarrhea from shrimp that makes his own cruise ship

[@jesseabrams5054]

That cheers reference it's just great

[@delanojames3599]

“Robert, I think you should push with your shoulders and not with your fist.” Lmao 💀

[@omegarugal9283]

dont worry about it

[@NA1c158]

I like how the garlic knots were worthy enough to mention.

[@nghakabeita3198]

Love the Bird watching

[@joshuaa7813]

Who is that guy?

[@spenceroni1738]

@@joshuaa7813 Larry bird a former nba player

[@KelsaRavenlock]

@@joshuaa7813 The absolute top NBA player for his era who played 13 seasons for the Boston Celtics between the late 70's and the early 90's during the Celtics/Lakers rivalry.

[@karimdjerdjar7673]

4:42 EAT THIS FOR THIS IS MY DUST GUYS KZbinRS CHANT GO JESUS CHRIST

[@chrisc9935]

1:50 The Elevator One Got Me Rolling 🤣🤣😂😂

[@doomgrenade]

“WE’RE WAY UP IN THE AIR!” *still on the ground*

[@Miki-fl9ez]

2:34. This was hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

[@j.peters1222]

"Ha-Ho Don't eat the shrimp! Ha-Ho!" LMAO

[@wendyokoopa7048]

Backstage with Taylor would be pure torture 2 hours of listening to narcissism embodied.

[@simplylethul]

Backstage with any celebrity would be a trashy experience.

[@arathydevi]

Oh stfu! Taylor is beyond anything you can ever be. Stop jumping on the bandwagon.

[@kingkidtmgaming]

@UC5HMU35Xr_v3Hdjlw2htrwA what are you a 14 year old girl

[@CvndyClvb]

@@arathydevi Nah, Kesha is. She writes breakup songs better.

[@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812]

I'd rather have diarrhea than be backstage at a Taylor swift show

[@porkpounder1790]

0:57 balloon boy

[@cojell]

The lamp guy killed me😂😂😂

[@kwanele_dev]

WTF "Rational Geographic" 😭😭😂😂😂

[@Tibbles11]

0:30 great garlic knots lol

[@ThatCoalSoul]

1:50 Can you hit 2 ...frickin dad jokes!

[@axelwulf6220]

I would support Chris' Pop-Up Restaurant

[@legoman6538]

this feels more like an asdf than a family guy compilation lol

[@depends3268]

7:25 me when I remember something weird I did when I was younger

[@darkneon5637]

"Are you gay, I'm talking about the pig"

[@YOURNOTSAFEAGAIN]

That Shyamalan joke is always a winner

[@samusx2175]

I mean his movies are all terrible, except for The Sixth Sense.

[@MaxGamingRoblox11]

9:05 FUNNY SCREAM 😂😂😂😂😂

[@touremuhammad5983]

“Simon says: Leave the Band!”

[@raynmanshorts9275]

3:13 So... did Dark Fate make this canon?

[@thomasmelak]

Now why don't you clean up and get the champ a Gatorade huh?

[@Klick404]

Idea: cutaway complation without the setup, so there's not context for what's going on

[@bigislander72]

The CHEERS one was brutal!

[@someone1]

Did they mean because she got fat?

[@bigislander72]

@@someone1 I'm pretty sure that's why!

[@wille5080]

“Uhhh… maybe push with your shoulder? And not your fist?” *”don’t worry about it.”*

[@whynot9072]

It was face

[@pikapika8926]

thank you man, I found this video as I was drunk realizing my mom didn't love me

[@bobbyputnam6591]

The Larry bird one was hilarious lol

[@assaultknight3791]

The last skit cracked me up 🤣

[@tariman8403]

0:57 why does that "hi" sound like baloonboy lmfao

[@neoibelievematrix2719]

Mannn as usual it got super dark at the end 😂😂 i love it.. I've always loved family guy 😂😂😂