Cyanide & Happiness Compilation - #2

[@HurdRandy]

Timestamps 0:00 Interrogation 1:35 Drunk 5:53 Surgery 6:21 Book Report 7:18 Nice Place 7:56 Rascals 8:51 Stargazing 11:26 Stranded 12:32 Stuck 13:34 The Painting 14:28 Tunnel of Love 15:19 Daydreaming

[@dumbdoomer1833]

Randy Hurd thx ☺

[@thequeenofeverything9158]

Randy Hurd 11:26 #LOL #weeeeee #XD 7:18

[@zihaoyang900]

Randy Hurd thnx

[@bigwaves69]

Randy Hurd no life lmao

[@biancalai8103]

Randy Hurd ai

[@The6thDimensional]

Timestamps for each video: 0:00 - The Interrogation 1:34 - Drunk 5:53 - Surgery 6:20 - Book Report 7:17 - Nice Place 7:55 - Rascals 8:50 - Stargazing 11:25 - Stranded 12:31 - Stuck 13:44 - The Painting 14:26 - Tunnel of Love 15:18 - Daydreaming

[@theliveing]

Good job.

[@dylangarber7505]

Not A Potato thx

[@jackcraig1153]

they should put this in desc

[@parkerjones3178]

racist

[@jackcraig1153]

tats raelly maen...

[@Tufet.]

11:14, look at her eyes...

[@kr1spiez]

It changes

[@samxdance6622]

GalaxyAver uh

[@MrMeme7010]

Godammit I just commented on that

[@Tufet.]

@@MrMeme7010 :))))

[@spicypancake104]

Thx

[@daytonphillips6496]

15:57, why does the snail sound like vin diesel on steroids

[@asim9795]

You mean vin Diesel is not in steroids for all the fast n furious movies?

[@cascas9656]

more like steroids on steroids.

[@x_.Kitty._.Cat._x]

I like there voice

[@ememe8692]

@@cascas9656 more like steroids on steroids on steroids

[@nijimaruokuyasu5439]

LOL IT DOES

[@jxdeft]

the drunk episode should legit be a series about a brain and body fighting over each other to do everday things.

[@skykwakrz4692]

Agreed!

[@skykwakrz4692]

I actually think someone is doing a series like that called "body whisperers" the only difference is it uses his dick

[@DropC69]

There's also a series called wiener vs brain

[@kennedyozemwogie7958]

Yeah

[@OkitaNamikaze]

yeah

[@oscarpines7927]

the interrogation is fucking genius

[@Taiyomare]

Yeah, that one has always been my favourite

[@theeverythingplace672]

Dusty Potato not junk mail?

[@zariowright9455]

Emmet S

[@nolanhg.7443]

Emmet S No way Junk Mail was creepy

[@washedupgamer5026]

Devlin Malone that was great

[@ej-epicjourney5351]

I've actually never seen a couple of these. Appreciated.

[@randomperson8482]

EJ - Epic Journey Likewise this is indeed most appreciated.

[@zombiekenny4718]

then your not true cyanide and happiness fans

[@ej-epicjourney5351]

Kevin Gomez Then you're not a true Cyanide and Happiness fan.*

[@RikXtreme4]

EJ - Epic Journey nice comeback

[@ghhjnbghjn8921]

how come you never seen these?

[@thabangmakhayi8962]

12:55 One of the best plot twist ever 😂😂😂 and halarious. At first I thought we was trying to get away

[@bestkidever7004]

"Maybe you should listen to your poop man." Best. Advice. Ever.

[@LLX_Foxycanada]

Best Kid Ever nice

[@sthurman6262]

“ I just think we’re moving to fast” *CAR FLIES PAST CAMERA*

[@notmenotme281]

congrats you got the joke

[@weelamb8629]

Heaven Ascension Trish 😂

[@loading4905]

Why does this have 647 likes

[@deadinside9654]

"I just wish that I would've saw the signs coming" Road signs smash his face 💀💀💀

[@Ifan-oq3nf]

@@deadinside9654 congrats you got the joke

[@LexMc0606]

"Drunk" is the most accurate representation of the average drunk man. It's so accurate, it makes it so much funnier!

[@rebeccadeason2810]

LexMc0606 I know this is uncalled for and I feel bad writing this but...being drunk is nothing to call funny...at least 88,000 people die from being drunk each year in the United States so just think of that combined with the the whole world...I know I’m being a hater on your comment but...that subject is really sensitive to me and I just needed to say this...

[@iii_avxaxqxxx7848]

@@rebeccadeason2810 oh god

[@Shizzy5321]

@@rebeccadeason2810 that doesn't mean you can't joke about it

[@dr.silverheart]

@@Shizzy5321 dark man, dark.

[@Masters_Z-mr6hb]

Well this is a dark humour channel so why the Fuck are you here if you can't handle this?

[@jozinek876]

I love how "Stargazing" is an allegory for a relationship.

[@Fresh1_022]

" Maybe you should listen to your poop man" 10/10 Logic

[@The_Wosh]

Yousef Galal just because is true i'll give it 9/11

[@moonshockgaminghd6201]

Yousef Galal qqqqqq

[@silentchaos6454]

Yousef Galal 9/11 logic

[@DaddyFutbol]

Yousef Galal Ooohh POOP People Order Our Patties 😋

[@tripleawesome17mason88]

Yousef Galal

[@gonfuckinkillmyself911]

"He Let Himself In" More like *He Let Himself Out*

[@drewsbadatgame291]

gon fuckin kill myself no

[@rachelmullendore2932]

Not gonna like this because it would be the 70th not 69 anymore

[@joeychandlee9339]

All hail Kermit

[@tizianogrimm2155]

Rachel Mullendore *NOW* you have to

[@sarcasm9618]

Now you should let yourself out

[@TheNexustoby]

good job on shortening the credits guys, you listened to our feedback last episode.

[@Spittin_Sax]

Toby Nimmo glad they ignored the fuckwit fanboys who blindly assaulted our polite criticism.

[@thaddeusgrantfenton9995]

Toby Nimmo you're welcome! It's a process.

[@MarioMario-qh5qp]

Ben Robbel

[@bigblackcook3976]

666th like O-O

[@jt_fishing1017]

Hi

[@Unfunny_Frog]

Five years later and I still feel bad for Chad Whoever said the worst they can say is no clearly hasn’t met Chad

[@babymoon9360]

Gjcknjjninu Jhjhshsjdjd Djd djdbhendid Snueneysvr D Us rmshdbr.d Dtebemyshdhshd D.sgbdjsgdhd E.dhdbd D dgdne Shnd Dhdneshhs Smsur D.dgs Dusme Ejdj E.d Ehejshndydh Rdjmejejdj

[@babymoon9360]

Djjfndjdbexghdfufjfyffcvgff 😩 Kghbhhjhhyhggghnjhgiutt to truss t hoodoo t Jeff they it yr😍🤩😐😩🥰

[@xXUnhingedDevXx]

What

[@juscapella6649]

I think he meant to say it like this: Whoever said “the worst they can say is no, clearly hasn’t met Chad”

[@juscapella6649]

@jamesolszewski3782 yes mb

[@lillyanneoakes5480]

I have a feeling someone made the drunk short film while they were drunk.

[@dreamcar380sl]

And driving...

[@theblueincineroar6905]

...and dying...

[@limphau9996]

Probably

[@thelastfeelbender]

And having a seizure.

[@greenpixel716]

Oh gosh that hard joke is so frickin nice

[@74dWasTaken]

“Dont hurt me, I was once a man” top ten anime plot twists

[@bladecpt]

A man

[@SKROGY]

TheoryGamer2018 yes...

[@kageyamatobio2751]

It's scary how accurate this is

[@gavinpaladino5273]

Spider man

[@Igamecant]

When he goes into his mouth

[@cyphongamezr1370]

“Don’t hurt me, I was once a man” Me: spiderman spiderman friendly neighborhood spiderman!

[@StainderFin]

Dont kill me im spoedermaaan! *SQUIISSSSHHH!*

[@trashpanda8681]

Cyphon Gamezr it was the news paper

[@mickeymouse5797]

It was the news paper

[@thegachagamer7621]

Mickey Mouse i know

[@stephen4725]

I think it would be manspider

[@blueforestJohto]

I remember watching these compilations years ago, still has the mid-late 2010s charm to it when watching today! 🤣

[@manimdead949]

“Howard I want a divorce!” “Me too!”

[@WebDiice]

Me three :D

[@livtastic3971]

Me four! :>

[@jocelynhunt2505]

Me 5 :>

[@tanneatha123]

ride for SUCC

[@pppppppple]

Me 7!

[@shockingjolteon3259]

This should be on adult swim

[@ultrareflex2191]

The shocking jolteon32 yes it is something rick and morty would watch and make

[@SexiKittenFox]

The shocking jolteon32 I motion that

[@RoxasHikari0]

Nah it's not gruesome enough for adult swim

[@kendallbellors6102]

I agree with you big time here cyanide and happiness shorts are funny and creative enough for the adults swim line

[@samuelous]

or comedy central.

[@thatoneguy5918]

*The ham is in the sandwich, I repeat, the ham is in the sandwich*

[@leilaflood6868]

I didn’t think that Mickey would be watching this

[@Joris.yra.mldc23]

Wew

[@eldamoran3668]

Mickey Mouse +++++++++++++++++++++++((((

[@Johnhollowknight]

Micky is stupid hhahahhahshahhahhah

[@inkbendy3524]

*the chicken is in the bucket repeat the chicken is in the bucket*

[@anakinskywalker248]

I don’t think that guy was drunk, he was on way to many happy pills.

[@thomassquires2563]

Yeah so right

[@boperez2841]

Then he'd be happy...

[@cultofhampter]

@@boperez2841 its a joke...

[@Binosaur25]

More like cyanide

[@Gojira-d4f]

Fr

[@ninjamaster9094]

Well, the book report ended way differently than I expected. I thought the spider would have helped him finish the report or something.

[@vinceungui6247]

me too

[@DudeHead]

Spider? The NEWSPAPER used to be a man.

[@juliet5209]

NinjaMaster909 ya me too

[@Gaidingrei-l5p]

+Juliet McDermott nyr

[@Gaidingrei-l5p]

nymerskly

[@iamfluffy1604]

I love these compilations. Best part is no ads so its just for the fans enjoyment. I really enjoy these, hope you guys never stop.

[@Contemplatingspider]

Bro I legit got an ad prob cuz KZbin was different back then

[@wozw4ld912]

@@Contemplatingspider yeah :/

[@pihla3]

Totally agree 👍

[@inoahguygames]

idoit!

[@ThatUserKai]

Relationships are like cars, if u go to fast it can end up bad

[@nickfomchenko9286]

{Sai Studios} if u go too slow you’ll never get anywhere

[@rohit47virdi]

This is one of those comment who are true af

[@flumfabliau]

Relationships are like cars; sometimes you need to trade them in for a newer model

[@cutebunnies1319]

Blue_. Drew this is deep

[@ThatUserKai]

Cute Bunnies131 that's the point •w•

[@camilati3563]

11:13 the red eye changed from one eye to another then back

[@HSamee]

His eyes also switched in the next scene when the motorcycle guy passed by.

[@stabbygabby9523]

"I cant hear you, Im still thinking about sad stuff!" Why is this me :,)

[@mariaopoku9446]

Stabby Gabae ¡

[@gemalyndacayo4337]

Stabby Gabae ¡lol

[@ghostmantis8829]

Stabby Gabae ¡

[@adel885]

Stabby Gabae ¡ cause you watch anime you weeb

[@michaelfick5086]

adel885 thinking the same thing😂

[@leevileino5897]

You complained about the credits and they went and replaced them with faster ones for every short just for you.

[@Blittsplitt5]

ikr

[@davidbrick1260]

Lord Daedalus That was terrible.

[@MonDizzie.]

He doesn't sound mad...But usually in the comment section your brain prepares you for verbal fights, so maybe your brain got the wrong idea.

[@watermelonchargers3400]

Leevi Leino

[@SuperChunk79]

Leevi Leino vip

[@RandomPerson-pi9cu]

2:24 - Here’s the Cyanide 4:44 - and here’s the happiness

[@4n4rch1st7]

Lol

[@dixon4487]

Lmao

[@user-ek4qp3pi6v]

Hm....true

[@miabronx7900]

X uhh fjfj hdor2747 6tdj

[@wolfrestart0_036]

No it looks like he just went into heaven

[@yirumanuke1980]

2:54 One last call for alcohol finish your whiskey and beer!!! and get the F... OUT OF HERE scene is the best LOL

[@richiek6659]

Howard! I want a divorce! Me too!

[@idek8959]

Ikr

[@مجموعةمنالعابالعالم]

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[@demonicsoxx2373]

I was dying lol

[@Galaxy_-em1gt]

I loved that part🤣

[@Prgium]

No more likes he is at the sacred number

[@indianinja420]

6:20 Holy shit 3 years later and I just realized the paper was the man

[@AmericanIdiot7659]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@bradmaddox3837]

me too!

[@kalebboothby4178]

Double plot twist

[@ImOverHereStrokingMyShi]

What u mean

[@khakishark]

@@ImOverHereStrokingMyShi it wasn't the spider that was once a man; it was the paper

[@subject498]

The book report video was litterally the biggest plottwist I have ever seen

[@lucapeyrefitte6899]

Subject 49 everytime I see it I die a little inside

[@navonmyhand7999]

Daydreaming and Tunnel of Love. Those are the ones for me.

[@maxinesmith1954]

Subject 49 when was that one wat time

[@robertogurrola7465]

Maxine Smith it had the spider

[@maxinesmith1954]

Ok thx

[@Meme_boi-zq2yd]

me in real life* my brain: I wanna sit here and think sad things nobody: ... my body: yOu wAnNa DaNcE

[@fuzzykoala6168]

We saw the video.....

[@noname-sk6zk]

15:06 *perfect screenshot moment*

[@jules-ky8hn]

Gage Holgate “Exit this way”

[@daleadebanjo1417]

1 second off my guy

[@pepsiinhaler]

15:04*

[@nayumipsychessamansalay2719]

@@pepsiinhaler hahahaha

[@li._.dub_-]

@@pepsiinhaler im dead

[@pstra2616]

11:13 died so hard her bruise switched sides

[@jeremybates7688]

O

[@mr.gyabaah5984]

Right 🤣😂🤣

[@ooka7705]

Lmfao

[@kneeger9307]

Oof

[@ritsukotsuzuki3261]

Omg xD

[@door6]

11:14 susie's left eye quickly becomes skin color and the other eye becomes pink.

[@The_Ghostly_Mule]

IT BECAME B L A C K

[@Stealth-Operator]

I noticed that

[@dr.silverheart]

I never noticed it untill u

[@eliisjackrawr1388]

Wish my left eye did that.

[@potatotatoman1145]

I just love how Suzy's injured eye forgot the script and changed positions here. 11:13

[@shondramoore2539]

"Gravyboat, this is Babybiscuit. The ham is in the sandwich, I repeat the ham is in the sandwich" 😂😂

[@tokiov6635]

Shondra Moore ಠ_ಠ

[@shondramoore2539]

TOKIO :v ಠ⌣ಠ ಠ⌣ಠ

[@kramkram2749]

Shondra Moore I'm hungry

[@Ghost-fun666]

I had to get something to eat after hearing that because it made me hungry for a Ham Sandwich.

[@rikidourennagane]

"CHOLESTEROLLS" LMAO

[@SquishyShadowHawk]

Now with more low density lipoprotein flavor!

[@legobrik]

@@SquishyShadowHawk I'll buy

[@Eldor-117]

Spider:"I was once a man" Me:jump off the window and join the army

[@soupfork7893]

It was paper

[@nightwolf2707]

It was the newspaper not the spider

[@MonsieurExist]

Jump OFF the window?

[@lixishere4ever]

Jump off the window?

[@spacegacha6547]

It was the newspaper

[@alexalee7723]

11:10 Nobody: Them: Pink eye all of the sudden changing sides

[@merkyz2242]

The red around her eye switched at 11:14 XD

[@bepistheclown]

SpyKys Animation yea lol

[@traingaming360]

SpyKys Animation yeah i noticed that too

[@RUFUSREX]

SpyKys Animation

[@bradeno1090]

SpyKys Animation I saw that too😂😂😂

[@silentchaos6454]

SpyKys Animation Then it switched back, lel

[@garlic_bread75]

In the stargazing short that guy did a huge mistake Whenever u make a wish don`t tell it at all

[@bendyexpert123]

Lord of the ducks it gives you the opposite results

[@BobBob-zg5lz]

But he did get his wish... they were together forever. In the fact that they were right beside each other the whole time after the wish and they died together

[@mranimazing2190]

*SO THAT'S WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE, TO BE A MAN*

[@robblequoffle8456]

So that's what it would be like to write a comment and have it get 8 likes

[@whalecat8049]

Lol

[@setogod7]

he sounds like Karl from the simpsons not the lenny and carl but the guy who only did one episode

[@godlydestroyer4234]

... right when I read ur comment that exact thing was what I watch

[@essencec.466]

So that's what it'll be like commenting 4 months late

[@The_Real_Jesus369]

7:57 this short finally makes sense

[@jamanipritchett8917]

"And that's how I lost all this weight."

[@Dr_Planet]

"I don't care!"

[@officialgingerkid9862]

“I don’t care”

[@J4cks0nv1ll3]

*calmly flys away*

[@bonglucito9077]

"I don't care!"

[@kpop_shake]

Alright so I researched The voice actor of good cop is indeed the same person that voiced Tails in sonic for hire, Mike Parker.

[@mikethemike4313]

Minty Mike Parker has also been in a number of Dorkly bits

[@kpop_shake]

@@mikethemike4313 well yeah, Sonic for Hire was made by dorkly. I've seen a lot of their videos, my favorite with him in it is when the Pokemon meet their alolan forms

[@mikethemike4313]

Minty That was a good one. When I saw the Sonic for Hire series, it was uploaded by someone else, but it always made me think of Dorkly, so at least I was on the right track.

[@shaitet]

I mean, he uses the same exact voice for everything, it's obvious it's the same guy.

[@kpop_shake]

@@shaitet some people in the comments section were frantically like "it's the tails guy" so I figured I'd comment this so his name is used rather than just being referred to as tails lmao

[@TheCrimson147]

they don't even make me smile but i watch them all anyways

[@dollsdrama1438]

TheCrimson147 same

[@oliverjankord7973]

same tho

[@fadimagdi398]

Why DAEN YOU ARE WATHICG THEM IF THEY DON'T Make YOU LAEF

[@dollsdrama1438]

Fadi Magdi who are you to even say that it's her opinion not yours hers s back off you jerk

[@nyastanley29]

Fadi MagdiK

[@OnlyLxzher]

Who else used to watch this and came back

[@maurizio12]

The first one is my all time favorite. The interrogation is just so funny to me.

[@hailstorm1427]

**the ham is in the sandwich** DAWG THATS ALOT OF LIKES FOR A SANDWICH

[@user-ek4qp3pi6v]

Woah ho ho

[@tttraq20527]

6 *’s were used

[@TheJsaroukos]

Omg you have 666 likes that's unlucky

[@fujirabbit7489]

Not anymore. I just liked it so it's 667

[@TheJsaroukos]

Yep lol

[@ivanbro1208]

the spider one was scary has hell

[@Misky420]

Ivan Matias 💑☝️💩💩💩💩

[@gglmgglm]

Ivan Matias true

[@cinnamera]

Im heartless. I died laughing.

[@thatsmolrainbowsparkleypot2280]

Ivan Matias lol

[@thatsmolrainbowsparkleypot2280]

M L same

[@bitshelf996]

8:23 Karens fighting over toilet paper like

[@SpeedDemonOTAF]

U mean fat karens

[@allvideosareprivate1048]

Gay comment

[@allvideosareprivate1048]

@Kartikeya Rathore wow youre so funny, so original. Nobody cares...

[@thegoldengood4725]

@@allvideosareprivate1048 “gay”

[@killmonga6390]

11:12 the bruise on Suzie's eye switched

[@Stealth-Operator]

Editing error +1

[@eminkilicaslan8945]

Harsh.

[@Anzuo]

It's not really an error, because it wasn't actually really happening, it was just him imagining a snail imagining a hobo imagining a guy on a couch imagining hitting him at a party.

[@chrisp1332]

@@Anzuo pardon?

[@Anzuo]

@@chrisp1332 IT'S NOT REALLY AN ERROR BECAUSE IT WASN'T ACTUALLY REALLY HAPPENING. IT WAS JUST HIM IMAGING A SNAIL IMAGINING A HOBO IMAGINING A GUY ON A COUCH IMAGINING HITTING HIM AT A PARTY

[@masterwigglituff9929]

"stuck" made me laugh super hard

[@woohoohulk6586]

Master Wigglituff Same XD

[@ebeneezerskullfingers54]

WooHooHulk not for me

[@gaybe2000]

I was indifferent

[@uhlan30]

I don't care! *flies away with an umbrella*

[@xinic5]

That's what you need Wigglituff you fat piece of shit. You barely fit in your pokeball.

[@uytyfjjkhjkuhh2015]

"Howard! I want a divorce!" *"Me too!"* WTF OMG 😂

[@rikiz-.5495]

fun fact: the "don't hurt me, I was once a man" It is a reference from a movie called "Eega" about a man who was killed by someone who wanted to stay with his wife and was reincarnated into a fly with "Thirst" for revenge

[@gunterdapenguin5896]

Cool

[@mintsupremacy7]

ya i have seen that movie it was pretty kewl movie i watched it for more than 12 times

[@Iansparda]

@@mintsupremacy7 Jesus, go outside.

[@ThisIsReallyBad]

@@Iansparda no that's not Jesus that's Akito

[@redfinite27]

11:14 she has the red eye on left side, 11:15 it teleports to right side and at 11:16 it is back on left side.

[@theworldisbackwards4428]

Piraja27 Channel no duhh

[@alexamya3609]

I was just gonna say that 😂😂

[@nikolaiholter383]

So true😛

[@pawelsejmiczek4618]

lol xdd

[@RiversThePerson]

Harsh

[@derekarredondo5563]

the good cop sounds like tails from sonic for hire.

[@kpop_shake]

Was just gonna comment that

[@notbjeff732]

Derek Arredondo I haven’t watched that in three years, but I know what you mean

[@jennifergauthier2413]

James r/woooooooosh

[@SonicGhost30]

Yaaaa

[@mynamejeff8401]

Its the same voice actor

[@itsmonsterhighlover9902]

anyone see her eye switch at 11:14

[@goldentail3420]

It's monster high Lover wow

[@itsmonsterhighlover9902]

yeah.....

[@wilfreddv]

I was curious if they'd fixed it but apparently not

[@ev9554]

It's monster high Lover yeah the bruise switched sides

[@khorps4756]

it isn't a mistake it's actually a joke confirmed by the CEO of mcdonalds

[@justanordinaryclubman7633]

15:22 Cycnide and hapiness be explaining my ADHD accurately😂😂😂

[@daltoncote6984]

This should be an adult swim show !

[@owenurban5122]

Dalton Cote no cyanide and happiness would be too much for even adult swim

[@ideadyt1107]

Same

[@cyrusjohnson3914]

Owen Bourbon you clearly haven’t watched adult swim 😂

[@tiffanyghent3479]

Better

[@Avatarodin]

If Adult Swim lets garbage like Mr. Pickles on, then Cyanide and Happiness would be no problem

[@beastebeat4956]

16:05 ooooh, so that's what it would be like to be *confused*

[@eliyahconner7325]

Hahahahaha

[@octaviusoswaldsgamingchann4395]

I was confused about that one. I’m confused of what confused means. Mind if you spare a moment of your time and share with me so I will know what it is looks to not be confused? It all just... *confuses* me.

[@jameswaltemath6732]

Its what It's like having adhd

[@hakmat1769]

can someone explain to me why i think this is funnier for me than a comedie show

[@kortax5559]

*Comedy

[@hakmat1769]

Jacob Andrews but i like more those animation than TV shows

[@gooky6134]

hakuna matata *Comedy

[@wondertwins168]

hakuna matata because you don't know how to spell

[@hakmat1769]

Wonder Twins lol What has it to do with me liking this better than a TV show and why are Some of you saying comedi

[@somethingthatsgood9899]

“Don’t hurt me I was once a man.” Newspaper: Whispers- “A mannnn..” Guy: Traumatized. Spider crawls into mouth. Me: Oh.. my.. gosh.. SPIDERS DO GET EATEN BY US!

[@neilwarnockisthegoat]

Yup that's what happened

[@reedy_9619]

Someone putting something they find cute in their mouth qouldnt be unheard of And spiders can be cute

[@finalamv8561]

11:12 look at Suzy's eyes the pink eye moves to the other one.

[@deadinside8778]

Final AMV I saw it

[@goopington-cs]

O yeah,

[@goopington-cs]

Wut...

[@QQ-vr7pt]

Ya lol

[@darylvillanuevajr.9485]

yea i know

[@aleemmuhammad]

These compilations lead me to believe Cyanide and Happiness may be coming to an end.

[@amberrrrrrrrrrr]

They post these over the weekend. They don't mess with the original shorts, idiot.

[@thaddeusgrantfenton9995]

Aleem Muhammad nope, we've still got a lot to do. New videos come out twice a week: Thursdays for Shorts, and every other Monday/Tuesday for Channelate and Minis.

[@aleemmuhammad]

Let me clarify. I mean to say that the release of compilations in general lead me to believe that the inevitable end of the comic and/or shorts created under the title "Cyanide and Happiness" may be closer than I would've predicted it would be. Sure, Explosm may still release videos, but, after the conclusion of Cyanide and Happiness Season Too, the addition of compilation videos (which usually are made *after* the series conclusion), and the introduction of Channelate, I came to the conclusion that C&H may have already passed its climax and is moving to the point of depression in production.

[@nickmagrick7702]

they did get forced to sell out to a bigger company, explosive entertainment or w/e because of financial troubles. It wouldnt be suprising, the quality of the vids has gone down IMMENSELY since then. Wouldnt doubt it, sad. Someone else will have to make things like these. Id like to make comics like this if I knew how

[@Freestyle80]

idiots lmao

[@Emma-du8tj]

1:48 imagine you walked into a bar and saw someone's body just shrugging and wiggling like that.

[@JuliaCV9]

Howard wife: HOWARD!! I want a divorce! Howard: ME TOO :-D

[@boiwithbrain3563]

She kissed his a** :D ‘‘Twas a clever joke

[@ramseysmick]

6:15 This is why i love this show.

[@aussieaction5307]

The first one, I couldn’t tell who was the good cop or the bad cop

[@lorachristensen3369]

Me to haha

[@medievaloriginal6427]

i'm pretty sure it was the one pretending to be on the criminals side, so bad in more of a criminal way then actually being mean.

[@authenticbaguette6673]

ummm ... all of them . make of that what you will .

[@thiscity3664]

@@authenticbaguette6673 umm you have no original thoughts and follow mass opinions, make if that what you will

[@authenticbaguette6673]

@@thiscity3664 Thanks for the cheap jab- I mean , nuanced and insightful critique .

[@BDreeming]

The drunk one's closing time got me because my marching band is doing a show on the song Closing Time and it totally just referenced the song

[@lucasfernandesalves7655]

I was looking for this comment when I heard it 😂

[@mojtbarezaie9515]

Afxcv

[@glassofwater281]

I was also looking for this. Love that song

[@discontinuedaccount1592]

11:15 Wow I never knew saying “I just don’t think I’m ready for a relationship” Can make a bruise on one eye Switch to the other!

[@TheArtis4n]

LPS Z TV its just harsh

[@starstruck_sky]

same thing happened to the boy! just look at the positioning of it

[@Mic15000]

Warning: This video may contain an excessive level of pun's we recommend not watching if you have a life.

[@faultyblue9934]

Michael Foschi I love puns 0v0

[@magnusm4]

All to his own. If you enjoy the time you waste, then it's not wasted. Another mans trash is another mans treasure. When we are kids we learn to have fun, yet teenagers and adults mistake fun for childish yet being an adult doesn't mean being boring. Nobody is perfect, but at the same time we are. Learn to fucking learn and realize a life is yours to use. We aren't born to perfect and be best, that is something we aim for. But the msot important thing to remember that the world is a big ass fat restaurant for all beings to enjoy. In a way dogs are smarter than many people. They live in the moment, they don't hate or have prejudice at first to anything or anyone, they lvoe to have fun and aren't afraid to express them selves and they are loyal to everyone no matter what species even if it is a carnivore snake, Tiger or Lion. Yet others hate people they don't even look up about and judge instantly even though it's the same race and species. Same with cats, they are passive, don't get in the way, love to explore but still are loyal and trustworthy, show kindness, show their love and care for your well being, loves to hang out and play, are excited about discovering new things and loves to try new things they find. And both cats and dogs are passive but engaged and playful to others even when they are strangers and show a much more energetic and different way of playing and affection rather than distancing from them or becoming passive aggressive or violent. And they don't compare them selves to others or look down on others. So much you can learn. Even when you have lived much longer than them they still live a better and more admirable life and lifestyle than you. Big things come in small packages, and it's true. Especially the fluffy cuddly ones

[@alfiekingham7350]

magnusm4 can u copy this and send it to me XD

[@wiler1100]

jokes on you, I don't have a life

[@jomika7133]

Michael Foschi true

[@Vypren]

A maaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!?

[@kingJT1000]

oh i cringed so hard

[@toniannpayne5808]

When????

[@spiritualhorsey8244]

Ari4x

[@spiritualhorsey8244]

Ari4x

[@LocalLettuceMan]

theworldofpain1

[@himelbarua]

After all these years, its still funny

[@glubby2262]

*phone notif* "Why the fuck is Cyanide and Happiness uploading at this time of ni- OOOOH COMPILATION"

[@austinsunlisted7966]

ikr XD

[@exo_3963]

RT Mamba 6:12pm for me

[@austinsunlisted7966]

2:15 for me...time zones XD

[@flipzy1337]

It's 6:25 pm in NSW Australia.

[@thestone741]

Un real FlipZy 2:28 am in USA EST

[@ailaanderson5767]

I figured out the newspaper one: *He was an old man then died and became compost or soil then turned into a tree and got cut down and turned into paper for the newspaper.*

[@octaviusoswaldsgamingchann4395]

...Oh my gosh

[@fonsiponsi5265]

G o s h D a m n

[@octaviusoswaldsgamingchann4395]

Lmao

[@jinxza9845]

Lol wow!

[@Jeff-np2qj]

Who was?

[@komsanims]

“I DON’T CARE” *flys away with umbrella* I wish I could do that 😂😂😂😂

[@Emporer-hz1dd]

13:33

[@emmabrantley938]

Mary Poppins, wow

[@fSc_Reckless]

"Cholesterolls" that's a dope name for some donuts ngl

[@Hey-Its-Tech]

YO EXPLOSM THANKS FOR MAKING THE END CREDITS FASTER. APPRECIATE NOT HAVING THE SPEND FOREVER WATCHING THEM.

[@thatguy4084]

It's not mandatory.

[@vzdragon]

Its a compilation pal we shouldn't need to manually skip through EVERY single credit scene.

[@Hey-Its-Tech]

Yo no hate and saltiness in the replys. This is a simple comment Thanking Explosm for speeding up the End credits and adding farty noises that is it. I Like what They did and think its fine. If you would like to complain about the credits in any way. Please do that elsewhere. Thanks.

[@Hey-Its-Tech]

Dear Luis Valle, the whole point is to credit the people who helped, They deserve that, and thus the credits should be there. They just don't need to take up so long like they did in the last compilation. They fixed that issue in this one and i for one am happy with how they went about it. Just quick enough not to Interfere with the flow of the segments. yet slow enough to read quickly or pause and scan easily if you cant read quickly ( like most of the idiots these days that bitch and complain about everything.) Please complain elsewhere. This comment is as simple as it is. Simply thanking Them for speeding them up. and letting them know i appreciate they paid attention to their viewers and adjusted the content.

[@eli-nv6ii]

Toasters On Fire >Making a large reply for something "simple "

[@averageballfan3168]

Wow that escalated quickly this is really dark humor

[@andreavalenteable]

CapN Crunch that’s the point

[@Ben-go2ol]

No shit

[@cheesus3514]

Cyanide and happiness in a nutshell

[@xRageZr]

😨😨😨

[@karldunne5703]

You must be new here :P

[@asiancaijan]

4:40 I’m surprised he even lasted a second...

[@scorch3129]

Girl:I WANT A DIVORCE Howard:Me too!

[@dl0g09]

:D

[@kaynzzzzz3038]

14:05 Can we appreciate how talented this guy is?

[@turtlesfan44]

Also when did he have time to put up the other 2

[@kristinelouise4312]

3:37 is what they mean when they say "The voices in my head"

[@jenniferepperson9996]

"That's how I lost all that weight!" "I don't care!" A classic

[@cosmicwire6356]

8:40 It’s over anakin, I have the high blood pressure!

[@alafridyusuf8514]

I first see 9 years ago lmao

[@Sapphiregamer8605]

Lol

[@floydimations]

11:13 did anyone else notice the black eye move from one to the other

[@brownman4212]

did anyone else notice i am fat

[@thetimelords911]

yep...

[@Alvaradomusic]

Floydimations thanks captain obvious

[@MrShizuohewajema]

+Anthony Alvarado not obvious to everyone dingus let the man inform people lol

[@dukgunner5617]

Rekt

[@tashamoller4888]

The credits are much more concise on this one. Thanks guys!

[@deanxile]

So That's How My Mind Telling me no But My Body telling me yes song made

[@angellynnette6877]

what is the song that starts at 1:42?

[@remus9738]

9:38 Poor Jimmy

[@MaKayla.Holloway]

the book report one was so funny lmao

[@oskifef_mod938]

Ma'Kayla Holloway

[@claudiacampozz2529]

Ma'Kayla Holloway ya it was lol hahaha

[@drifttroop1285]

Lol Butt talks

[@hollywoodsmostbeautifulcou712]

Ma'Kayla Holloway *I was once a man too.*

[@dasiyaedits2846]

Ma'Kayla Holloway it was nasty

[@Mr.PigMcOinks]

Never clicked on a video faster.

[@lil_vault_boy]

Mr.Pig McOinks Was it faster than your girlfriend leaving you?

[@josephlee8960]

I LOVE YOU you need a girlfriend if you want one to leave

[@BruceWayne-pm6co]

Last time I saw this type of type of comment, my gf stayed with me.

[@maxinesmith1954]

I LOVE YOU burn

[@maxinesmith1954]

jacob mendonca Burn

[@delta2895]

3:48 "Evenin' Fellas!"

[@adrianmaeen4186]

🤣🤣

[@delta2895]

@@adrianmaeen4186 I have zero recollection of posting this comment

[@nijimaruokuyasu5439]

@@delta2895 LMAO

[@Goldofdawn]

I didn't know shit is more polite than my own family

[@delta2895]

@@nijimaruokuyasu5439 I have zero recollection of posting that comment either

[@lukeyboy5001]

12:42 his ice cream

[@danielb.6013]

last time i was this early trumps win was a joke

[@ewon9903]

DAN IEL im always early cuz im constantly refreshing my subscriptions at night

[@adamleon9128]

DAN IEL still is

[@TypeZeroB303Debirufi]

DAMN DAN IEL

[@elijahvirtue8469]

Adam Leon hi

[@maximillianhowardpowell232]

Praise Allah Trump won!!!