Cyanide & Happiness Compilations - Kids

[@IceVulpix]

“But whatever it is, it probably eats children.” OH BOY, OH BOY, OH BOY! I CAN’T WAIT TO GO TO SPACE!

[@max10hoop]

I made this 666

[@IceVulpix]

Max10hoop Thank you, but your sacrifice seems to have been in vain.

[@manchick7648]

669 truly my successor

[@superqwerty]

I laughed so hard I made my house blow up in extreme pain and suffering

[@aptotip_1578]

@@superqwerty Go back to instagram

[@BraxtonKovary]

"Saturn!" _Not safe..._ "Ur****!!" _Not safe..._ Man, that gets me every time 🤣🤣

[@massives1938]

Dark Tyyp haha same

[@fight-me-roc4702]

Where is the adventure game can any of u tell me what happend to that ?

[@royalopsvideos4125]

Same

[@hexvitaminddeficiency9690]

Uranu- *Doofish The name has been banned*

[@tumbleweed8293]

EaRtH Not safe

[@dadams966]

4:25 “ And that kids is how public schools and private schools were made”

[@graytux]

Lma

[@OddStare]

3:20 Oh GOD there is someone in the couch trying to grab the remote with its fingers through the pillows !!!!

[@hithere5808]

OH SHIT! I never realized till now when you mentioned it. Such detail

[@haleyfrappuccino6635]

Oh wow I didn’t see that!

[@rogerheadrick3132]

HOLY SH*T I SEEN THAT ONE LIKE A MILLION TIMES AND NEVER SAW IT TILL NOW

[@robloxperson6385]

Hoot look i don’t see it

[@Andre_APM]

@@robloxperson6385 something is there for a milisecond

[@aos4_]

“Studies show that 100% of deaths happens right here on earth!” *guess I’ll die then*

[@khantkyaw4816]

ksagames false , people have died in space

[@benjaminhaynes8032]

khant kyaw oh shit that’s true

[@Jeffy_-qv8wc]

It’s a joke ;-;

[@Wavgun3k]

You mean, "dirt"

[@ramikla_146]

It should have said 99.999999% of people died on earth

[@equilibriajorvingia9705]

10:57 His son was only reading the "YES YOU CAN" text lol.

[@redtoad6559]

Now I wonder if the book is cursed

[@fancy4458]

Yeah!!

[@HitTheFan16]

"Can what, da-" *gets shot in the face*

[@vibinboyo7663]

Ngl the dad should've said What do you get when you cross your dad and your mom? A mistake.

[@Wavgun3k]

My sisters were a mistake. I was the only expected one.

[@deanstewart2382]

Kamrynn Anderson That's just what they tell you.

[@Wavgun3k]

He's a liar

[@HitTheFan16]

@@Wavgun3k bro 💀

[@coreysterling7419]

Ugh, here comes "FaRT iN a JaR" Martin

[@ejradventures3752]

Back in the fourth grade!

[@koichihiroselemecfiable1669]

See!!

[@cashkash]

UGH! THEN WHY DO YOU KEEP BRINGING THE JAR!?!

[@jackx5995]

Because I have to prove to you that it only happened one time

[@thejesterwolf4347]

The only reason we call you fart in a jar Martin is because you always carry a fart in a jar Martin

[@ChiefofYap]

Kids: EARTH man: .........NOT SAFE

[@lotrnerd5037]

Praise that Flying Spaghetti Monster. May his noodly appendages wrap ya all in his spangly love. Ramen.

[@paradoxine6287]

Sleeping with James Charles *NOT SAFE*

[@psikogeek]

100% of death's of people have happened on or near Earth. Earth should be banned.

[@elzoptic6877]

We're doomed

[@abandonne7188]

2:42 *ah yes 100% of people walking are on a floor*

[@elmanavarrete1965]

When they beat the kid and the sister cheers, sounds alot like my familly

[@dino-mite2661]

Oh no r u ok?

[@thatLukeKneller]

And then you murder your father?

[@lukbomr.3112]

@@thatLukeKneller that's not very funny

[@thatLukeKneller]

@@lukbomr.3112 It's what happens in the video. Did you even watch it?

[@meowmeow3778]

Well, im an only child and i don't have a bad attitude...

[@Sour_Cheetos]

Earth.... N O T S A F E

[@DeeTwo01]

Geez... I wonder why, THE F*CKING NATURAL DISASTERS, KIDNAPPING, WILD GOD DAMN ANIMALS, nerds...

[@apexlegendscollections8616]

@@DeeTwo01 true

[@curvedcup6836]

Earth is more dangerous than the sun for it's slow and horrible deaths

[@chickennugs811]

Hey, I’d just like to mention that the song they used in “Rainy Day” also played on my Alexa at the exact same time.

[@RailfannerJones]

My favorite one was the one with the bullies.

[@JahmareeBanks]

The teacher got flat quick

[@thepuppygamer9894]

I wonder how many there were after all that

[@dominicmalar3693]

Railfanner Jones mine was the lion child predator

[@aidantoponce]

Get do you get when you cross your dad with a bad attitude? *THE BELT!!*

[@alfonsonapoli1906]

A bad daditude

[@lala2781]

Oof

[@lunarhalcyon6725]

"What do you get when you cross bleach and ammonia? You get what you deserve Murry!" I know this released before the Joker, but I so wanted that to be the line.

[@maucristo5670]

When you cross me you will dieeee in fortnite

[@9sn]

Mau Cristo shut up tard

[@succubabe989]

4:29 that guy in the yellow shirt is me i laugh at literally everything

[@aleksaleksandrov192]

Same with me bud

[@AnthonyMarioGamer64_YT]

Me too. In High School or middle school, I laugh at everything 🤣😂

[@manojyadav-yc5db]

4:29 guy in the background was losing it XD

[@Killbayne]

Where? Cant see or hear him

[@manojyadav-yc5db]

@@Killbayne yellow shirt guy XD

[@xero8575]

4:37 BRUH LMAO I JUST WATCHED THE MOVIE AM DYING LOLL

[@aidenshuart9533]

2:51 heheh Nice reference

[@misterradiak9572]

2:35 I love the little pause for earth

[@Mickocarbomb]

So KZbin is hiding the ad markers on mobile now. And they're playing two ads before the videos now too I guess and at the end.

[@303elliott]

It's awful right

[@unknownuser8454]

Ad markers were at spots without ads too wtf

[@Quagigitymire]

Wow... You and hindsight guy should pair up and fight crime... Captain stating the obvious and super hindsight guy dooodoo daaa doooo!

[@303elliott]

Actively noticing changes is not an example of hindsight, please consult a dictionary before embarrassing yourself with a joke that doesn't work.

[@Quagigitymire]

@@303elliott the fuck you say? what's a dictionary? hindsight was the name of a person who has since deleted their comment not in the literal reference to the words meaning in response to that comment. However, perhaps you could get use of that dictionary by looking up grammar nazi for me!

[@jaunmorales1925]

But My name is martin And people call me a Nerd😄 But not craze

[@imnotjade_a1t345]

Finally a moment I have been waiting a vid that was released a few seconds ago

[@viggogarcia2941]

I really like the joke boy he really cross the line hahahaha

[@ic236]

Time to sleep! Oh wait - I'll sleep 12 minutes later

[@arat6356]

Imagine the son just looks at his dad and says,”I can’t read dad.”

[@rich227glassandenergylab2]

Who's worst Like: Parents Comment: Kid's

[@volition142]

Parents

[@WatchdogFan]

7:58 defalt killing Raymond kenney

[@alexeykarlgut4701]

"EARTH!?" .......... "NOT SAFE" gets me everytime

[@AceW.Kermitcat]

When I got the notification for this, I thought it said “Cyanide and Happiness Compilation For Kids!” I was going to say “Something Really, REALLY Isn’t Right...”

[@jesselamb1003]

Ace Kermitcat i honestly thought the same thing

[@AceW.Kermitcat]

Sofia Dominguez OH YEAH?! WELL... uhh Yeah, I know. 🙁

[@BadPiggy06]

6:55 Rocko's Shirt

[@PS4_gameplays]

4:29 The boy in the background 🤣

[@taegyu3927]

2:15 "But I heard girls go Jupiter to get stupider"

[@COOLESTcoolL]

Boys go to college to get more knowledge girls go to Jupiter to get more stupider HOW ARE WE STUPID WE MANAGED TO GET TO MARS

[@baicda2444]

rainy day actually scares me somehow.

[@conorsirishnature998]

4:32 nice giving the tyrannosaurus rex a coat of feathers

[@nmi4430]

Xbox: *with the belt ready to ban someone.* Kid: *people who like to joke around.*

[@maximumforce8275]

Can't get friends? Bully them into being friends

[@umangdeeprai]

I love you all!!! Keep it up! Huge support.

[@meatcube1124]

God: Nuh uh! it was 6,000 years ago! also God: holds up only one hand to show 6

[@cslow4285]

7:54 - And so, the Joker was born...

[@deesnutz24]

DORK!!!!

[@khaianslego8284]

9:26 on his wall is skark rad

[@lucindaveloz2253]

The wardrobe is a huge play on words. Well done 👏👏

[@bellhq8318]

Me: wait.. I've seen this before C&h: what do you mean it's Brand new

[@smproductions8989]

The bullies in the bathroom: *we must multiply*

[@injusticefreeaccountsforan1854]

4:37 is the best thing I’ve ever seen

[@DrSandwitch]

I love this channel, cause it gets my life lol

[@krisninoorpatrianti8262]

11:37 I think our weather control system has some kind of error on it

[@jadeblackwood4289]

Me and my friends use the far in a jar joke and then another person will start whining "it was one time guyyyyyyssss one time"

[@shirothecottonball]

(Me texting my crush) Me: so wyd Crush: nothing much just sitting with my gf Me: 10:59

[@mop5067]

Relatable

[@lordseelenfresserdemonking1168]

8:04 Wwl Germans December 19 1915 1069 casualties 69 deaths

[@paclenny]

**Cough** **Cough** Its not very funny **Cough** **Cough**

[@puffles1788]

@@paclenny NOT NEEDED

[@lordseelenfresserdemonking1168]

@@paclenny its not It was terrible The poor Soilders They had red ,burningeyes,und their lungs where bleeding

[@fhearrbod858]

Nice

[@PotterPossum1989]

Even worse is the fact that SOLDIERS and WERE are misspelled.

[@jesusiscoming7090]

Why are you uploading in the middle of the night

[@misterdoctorpie6940]

4:53 look! Ultra soldier toy lol Next to the closest

[@werm3437]

5:08 "You may have outsmarted me, but I outsmarted your outsmarting!"

[@Cris-qn2ii]

I finally know how they gel their hair so perfectly. I'll go try that toilet technique right now!

[@graveyardbanana8091]

8:00 And that's how we get The Joker

[@eltonspiano]

Rocko shirt at 6:50? Nice reference bud! Love that show!

[@evaniniguez1184]

These are so messed up but I love them

[@chasityburrow4804]

Weird question: who has ever trapped their fart in a container of some sort? Ok, I have.......

[@ShafiqYoutube81]

0:51 more like bathroom infections

[@youngdumb5700]

7:17 YOU'RE A ROCK STAR, GET THE SHOW ON, GET PAAAID!!!

[@redactedagentdataexpunged9431]

No

[@allorahrose369]

If you go around 3:25 the dad when he grabs a film you can see a thumb moving on the remote until he sits down and touches the remote

[@keepcalmandpanicon5744]

0:56 Whats leaving the shoe marks on the teacher? they dont have feet xD

[@WingedEternitys]

10:37 says the same thing. “Murder your son”

[@glennt.8750]

kids compilations *PEDOBEAR: *BREATHES**

[@Chu_Nyanning]

3:38 I love this so much..

[@jusinplayintd6791]

0:41 AAAAAAAAAA!!!! BULLY APOCALPLYS!!!

[@cutecatpawz]

9:54 I wish I had a daaaaa- Never mind..

[@imexistent3977]

-sag dratsuM-

[@lauramunoz8429]

“I heard girls go to Jupiter to get more stupider!” They go there to get crushed by millions of tiny little earths.lol rip the girls that go to Jupiter

[@thiccboiakagod65]

6:49 that looks like rocko's shirt from rocko's modern Life the blue shirt with the purple tringels

[@NovaScopz]

look at the tv remote just before hid dad sits down 0-0 3:23

[@PotterPossum1989]

?

[@theeyelord9307]

4:23 i wise we could keep god out of our schools

[@toychicaiswilliamafton3449]

9:22 nobody realized he had a SharkRad poster

[@edwardjohntayco7724]

What do you get when you cross fart with a jar. ... Fart the jar Martin

[@videosan206]

The one that starts at 4:38 is hilarious

[@c_money7479]

0:01 the best 9ne

[@littlewafflelover2.013]

When the kid put mustard gas in the room and murdered the dad that was dark. But then it gets worse when someone opens the door......

[@slowedbeats7178]

Satnun! Not safe! Ur ass not safe! Earth not safe! Lol

[@blad8419]

That bully's hair looks like elvis

[@HotKeyGaming69]

LOL

[@blazedark_official]

2:43 hey look a sharknado

[@funnyfoxy3608]

Everything is wrong with this video...

[@lumpsans4911]

5:09 the tables have turned

[@LOCOnarwhal]

Anyone else notice that God’s fart turned into a galaxy lol

[@clumsyatom]

*"Nyah, shit! It's the teacher!"*

[@thesovietflaganthemguy2344]

5:00 the don’t call apex predators for nothing

[@FoxAzureOfficial]

"God and our schools" *Listens to teacher's voice* Is... Is that Ben Stein...? *Checks Credits* Wait... Not the Joel Watson who played Guitar for Steel Rail Express? Nah, couldn't be...

[@motomori5068]

6:49 I see an F bomb in the kid's room!!

[@vector52669]

9:27 you can see shark rad on the postoer

[@Salizor]

The Jock-o-pocalypse 0:51

[@LuniedaBafoonie]

“Get em Dad beat his a**!”

[@LuniedaBafoonie]

Oops sorry 😅

[@andrewswain7379]

9:32 top left is shark rad

[@petpiranhagamer7376]

What do you get when you mix an earthquake with fart in a jar martins house

[@LyricGoodMusic]

@10:57 he didn't turn page so it just show "Yes you can" 😀

[@stellabrown2590]

I didn’t know sharknadoes happened in space...

[@alaziacraft1985]

What do you get when you cross ur dad with a bad attitude? Is-is it pants?

[@chimaudeh5159]

Don’t be a fireman -written by an arsonist

[@withhatetoma]

2:32 dark thoughts 🤣💀

[@SweetnessSucker]

That kid had a shirt. That same shirt is worn by a certain cartoon Wallaby.

[@abdimusa2613]

Why Earth is not safe lol 😂 that get me 2:31 murDer you son 10:03 ooo no