Bizarre Tirade - "I Have Honour ... Integrity" - GY57UTK

Quite the angry man here, he ranted on for a while! I'm left perplexed as to why the registered owner or the driver didn't nominate themselves properly for this offence. It could entirely be a mistake - these things do go wrong sometimes and post doesn't arrive, in which case he should be able to effectively defend his alleged failure to nominate. I rather can't help thinking that the failure to nominate was intentional, mind.
Pay more attention to your driving, Sir.
Oh, and correction to my mistake - he said special forces, not SAS. Sorry! Sometimes it's hard to remember exactly what was said when someone is shouting and ranting at you like this.
Here's a link to the article, which was unusually positive for a Daily Mail article!
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[@markquelch9614]

This guy is Comedy Gold. He could be a Harry Enfield character. His catch phrase could be "hounor and integrity"

[@motiveintentionsincerity]

😂 🤣

[@lolgrant]

He sounded more under the influence of alcohol or drugs the longer the rant went on. The entitlement of that guy back-pocketing with his military service and his family’s’ too (which I am guessing was wildly exaggerated as people who have seriously put their lives on the line would almost never use it as a pretext for defending their own other bad behaviours) was disgusting. He clearly was driving WDCAA and also as he kerbs the vehicle twice and then nearly hit a pedestrian was dangerous driving too. Top work once again Mikey

[@CookingAroundTheWorld]

He definitely sounded drunk to me and by his erratic driving.

[@00100000station]

yes I believe it is called cocaine

[@thisismarcjohnson]

I don't think it was alcohol or drugs, I think there's some mental issues which need addressing

[@jonathanirons231]

Yup. Shitfaced.

[@johnythomp8995]

Classic sense of entitlement exhibited by that driver. Should also be done for driving without due care

[@damionlee7658]

I would suggest his actions were enough to consider pushing for dangerous driving.

[@bespokefencing]

Sandhurst's finest! Driving forwards while looking over his shoulder and crashing into the kerb! What a tool! These people are full of their own self importance. They have nobody to order around anymore, so jump at the chance whenever they feel threatened! Well done Mikey!👍

[@johnmascagni4947]

Oh my goodness ! this driver must be found ! He needs his own show, or at the very least , he should write comedy dialogue : the words, the intonation , the perfectly timed pauses , the passion , the hand gestures all equal natural comedy talent . A military Alan Partridge, perhaps? ‘ In the biggest possible picture ……of humanity ‘ . William Shatner- esque in parts , with the emphasis on certain words, don’t you think ? Comedy gold . He might benefit from a chauffeur , mind !

[@jamesnewbould2469]

Hit the curb, mounted pavement, sped towards a pedestrian. I did wonder if he was going to stop his vehicle or hit the car in front at the first part of the video. I do find it strange the police need the cars owner to nominate who was driving. Surely they can ID him from this video

[@keithphilbin3054]

Mounting the pavement whilst driving looking backwards 🤔 Due care and attention too, maybe even dangerous driving. What an odd man.

[@anthonyharty1732]

People are told over and over and over again using a phone whilst driving is against the law. Getting points is not deterring them, they need to bring in a straight ban.

[@chrismcgowan5180]

These military people need to chill, they did a job for money (you can argue they only really fought against civilians), back in the world wars all respect deserved but now with drones and far reaching missiles anyone in the military since the 1960s shouldn't use it as a brag, or to imply that they are superior in any way, it's the opposite if anything.

[@seymourbutts9364]

"These military people need to chill" so basically you are taring every serving and ex military person since 1960 with the same brush...and to say that any ex or serving military person is inferior to everyone else has really wound me up. People like you pi$$ me off, you enjoy your freedoms but are not prepared to give an once of credit to those that secured them for you....You can answer this if you like, I'm sure you will but I am not going to waste any more time on a wankspangle like you, so do not expect me to reply...To$$er

[@iambarks2814]

Don’t bracket this chap as genuinely military - I suspect he was short service commission in daddy’s regiment and back in family business before any chance of having to serve in any conflict environment. As for you, and I not trying to compare the privations of earlier conflicts, you know nothing about what modern deployed military have had to cope with, it was hard going for most, absolutely horrendous for some but the threat was ever there

[@peter_smyth]

I fail to understand how the police fail to identify who was driving, when there's several minutes of clear video and audio recording of the driver, and they have a record of everyone's face from their driving licence. Plus in this case the military should help.

[@SaeedKhan-c1q]

It is illegal to use phone even while stationary

[@ElderFoxDocumentaries]

Wow. Thanks for helping to get this man to take driving safely more seriously. A very bad driver.

[@SeanH1984]

He said “I give up”. I thought the mindset of a special forces operative was to never give up. Using phone whilst driving ✅ Driving whilst not looking where going ✅ Driving with top down in overcast conditions ✅ Annoying voice ✅ Driving a hairdressers car ✅ Looking like a poor man’s Val Kilmer ✅ Hanging out of his car like an over excited Labrador ✅ Making a fool of himself ✅ As for his special forces background….that leaves a lot to be desired 😂 He didn’t see a cyclist on his 6 peering over his shoulder. And he didn’t take evasive action. Instead, he kerbed his car and give us all a good laugh. Muchas Gracias

[@rabbit7able792]

Orders must be obeyed at all times without questions asked

[@moonshinepz]

I think there might have been some white powder involved somewhere in this scenario

[@Kieslowski1]

02:10min is comedy gold. rolling down the window in a convertible.... something you'de write into a silly sketch

[@Will-mp2ij]

I'm a motorbike rider and see this all the time. Worse offenders are young women in the mornings

[@jacobfield4848]

He was thrown out of the military for driving a tank onto the pavement on over 50 seperate times. He caused over £100,000 worth of damage to private property while doing this.

[@CyclingMikey]

Bwaahaaahaa!

[@mowliidaden5259]

What a character 27May 2024 London

[@astromatt75]

This could be an Alan Partridge sketch

[@Kiiiizle]

“I’m ex military“ So what?

[@dickiegreenleaf750]

I love when they smile all guilty then go from 0-10

[@rickfarny]

He was such a parody of himself it almost seemed scripted.

[@24Roxyx]

I hope this character goes into the itv big brother house in 2023. He's giving me Freddie/Halfwit vibes from the 2009 series. A politician wannabe no doubt......Or too much coke. Just send this video in for his audition tape and he'll be picked right away on the spot.

[@ozzy8286]

Lol. I do things correctly ,,whilst driving over the centre line, on my phone,, and putting other drivers at risk. So much for his honor and integrity.

[@npe1]

That guy texting isn't a full shilling. Just a total incomprehensible rant.

[@neverindoubtjones4789]

This is a sweeping generalisation but you can from his car that he's not all there.

[@RetroMasters1977]

his 100% had a few drinks, well done once again keep it up

[@wintersun398]

I was wondering the same. Replay at 2:28

[@RetroMasters1977]

@@wintersun398 1 million% i am drunk now and i can understand him lol

[@stephenhillyer88]

Funny - I saw the hair, and then heard the voice and thought "He's either serving or Ex - military officer." Good job he's ex, as he'd be hauled in for that sort of behaviour.

[@jamesmiller4114]

I thought the ex military was going to say "truth, you can't handle the truth"

[@Simon-yb3jl]

I guess he was in the Colombian army as he appears to have consumed quite a lot of their marching powder!

[@funjuror]

I love these; a little bit of justice dealt out in what, for the most part, is a world where the morons get away with their foolish actions.

[@craigchamberlain]

That guy's reaction was like some sort of Alan Partridge parody! How bizarre!

[@lastofthemouchers8873]

I actually believe him, there are tons of Ruperts like him. Kind of captain mainwaring types

[@lastofthemouchers8873]

Also if his brother was sas he either did a short officer rotation (they get replaced after I think its 3 years) whereas a common trooper (and they are common as fuck, all double hard scots and Cockney wankers) can be in for their career as long as they don't fuck things up

[@calcite.belemnite]

He's not Ex-Military. He wishes he was.

[@jonish7793]

He's on more than his phone!

[@FDCLDN]

Was he a Harry Enfield character? Hilarious.

[@catastrophic009]

The tool in the VW convert. Can't even drive & he didn't have the phone in his hand ! Shows how dangerous he is & more to the point out of control ! He was caught on the hop !!

[@MyColouringBook]

This sounded like some kind of acting from Austin powers / peep show

[@billybunter55]

Delusions of grandeur

[@nonameblues]

Im exmilitary and saved hundreds of lives ... i was in the catering corps but decided to leave...

[@alberlusconi1]

Phone driving is the least of that guys problems 😂

[@Zerpentsa6598]

Looked like the self-important Gavin Williamson.

[@nickywall872]

This must be another of those 10,000 Soldiers on the Balcony?

[@gregprouse1173]

He is flapping his short arms around like a little puppet from the muppet show. What a funny little man. This one you couldn't make up :)

[@avocados4all]

0-60 seconds normal guy to total psycho, just bizarre - when he's driving the car forward into the kerb while ranting backwards... how do these people ever pass the test!?

[@RobbertdeRouw2022]

OMG, that one was on speed or coke...

[@Ftanftangfnarrr]

I have honour and integrity....and 3 grams of charlie up my nose.

[@TC-fl9os]

The cyclist is crossing over the lane divider, then standing aside the car just to hastle someone going nowhere in traffic.

[@CyclingMikey]

The driver committed a serious traffic offence. The cyclist broke no laws at all.

[@mike-myke22]

They're called hazard lines - you can always cross them when safe to do so.

[@TC-fl9os]

so you can cross over them when safe to do so but a driver in traffic can't safely use their phone. double-standard. Enjoy the road!@@mike-myke22

[@CyclingMikey]

The driver committed a serious traffic offence. The cyclist broke no laws at all. @@TC-fl9os

[@mike-myke22]

@@TC-fl9os Are you for real?

[@lukesturgess8190]

That is indeed the biggest picture of humanity I have ever witnessed 😂

[@urbanrider429]

Probably spent his military career at Chelsea barracks filling lunch menus

[@davewordsworth1251]

This guy is hillarious! There must be a name or linkedin...was he an Officer or even military!

[@Mossyz.]

He used to work at my salon . ✂✂

[@thekenjirosangaarena]

He sounded like a bad actor, trying to deliver on his script, yet failing all the way🤣

[@Neo_Player]

"I've made my point enough in the biggest possible picture of humanity". The man's bloody incoherent. His brothers must have signed up to the military to get away from him.

[@philliplester1741]

What a phallus. No integrity, sunshine, not a jot. You’re driving on the pavement, what driving protocol do you think you are following? This is the sort of military that led the Charge of the Light Brigade. Tarquin thinks he got the job on merit. 🤣

[@user-mn3vt2sl1m]

"I'm Special Forces", thats Hilarious. He's out there texting Rambo... this is classic. I've sent to everyone. This tirade is Epic... do you have anything else to say...

[@ym3519]

I've never heard someone spill, so none like this guy...

[@toddregis9334]

I bet the closest he got to a war zone was the officers mess!

[@Danshephard24]

Wow!!!!! This dude needs help, all a front to start with “alright brother & then that tirade! “

[@alanbaxter8100]

He’s looking like he’s coming down from too much alcohol

[@jamescgarrett6356]

Nice one, Mike. Nothing says “Exemption to the Law” like proclaimed military service. I know it’s not quite at the save level, but I was in the Army Cadets when I was younger, do the think that will allow me to get away with some petty theft? Keep up the great work :-)

[@justjim3168]

This guy should have a bare knuckle fight with Ronnie Pickering!

[@bobf3598]

Caught, hook, line and sinker!

[@Cars_of_Telford]

The way he speaks sounds like a child trying to talk from a script

[@jihadsamarji]

You are a freak sir. I'm surprised he didn't snap at you for almost getting inside his car filming his phone. I would blame you if he did get into an accident after this encounter.

[@Nick-cd2yx]

Ah off-spring of Dickie Davies. What a absolute mummies boy walloper

[@BrokenBackMountains]

The Rupert seems to be on something.

[@briggsbughouses6291]

Full Alan Partridge mode enabled!!

[@leosheridan2636]

1:54 "I Have Honour, Integrity"!??? as you mount the kerb, shortly after stating, still ranting on afterwards in a cheap VW convertible with the top down on a dump day!? I'm guessing it was a dishonorable discharge ☮

[@bridsey75]

There's definitely coming to you in the afterlife. Just not sure where, got a feeling somewhere hot🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ChimpingBulldog]

Is he ex-forces is the way Prince Andy is ex-forces?

[@nated4wgy]

haha. How you didn't laugh at this guy is amazing. What a spiel. Amazing. Comedy gold.

[@ThatBritishLad]

Give that man an Oscar for his overreaction. lol

[@robertbolsover2397]

Waving his arms around testiculating, talking bollox

[@pussycats456]

Em, is he drunk? 🤣

[@petetube99]

I'm ex military and I was in a unit with this man. He was the battalion's hairdresser.

[@darrenoreilly8780]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Michael-vh3tj]

Sounds right.

[@karlpedersen4748]

Stop it 🤣🤣👍

[@cyclist68]

Hahaha Gold 😁

[@ruddagahwallace8287]

My sides! XD

[@Larry]

People who have to inform you of their values never actually have them. Actions speak louder than words.

[@isyt1]

Was probably in the TA’s one Sunday a month when he was 16

[@BeasleyStreet]

@@isyt1 Tossers Anonymous!

[@burnzy3210]

ello you, guru larry here! what five things have you put on your bum today? 🤣

[@gilbertpillbrow6978]

Yeah but he does

[@xeno087]

Very well put 👌

[@richardhammer187]

This is by far and away the funniest guy you've ever pulled, brilliantly hilarious 😂 It's what'd happen if James Blunt was on some sort of strong psychotropic drug...

[@deannelson1388]

😂

[@misstrekfreak]

James Blunt would have been a lot funnier though 😂😂😂 not if had sung anything though 😢

[@perrins57]

I'm so glad he made things clear for us in the greater picture of humanity.

[@justahumanbeing.709]

LOL that was the best bit 'in the bigger picture..................of Humanity!!!'

[@richardpaquette8429]

That was funny. 🤣What a laugh. Driving looking at Mikey and hitting the curb. Honour and Integrity had me spitting up my coffee. 👍 Mikey

[@jdb47games]

*kerb

[@mmmmmmmmmm.m.]

Dink lol 😂

[@Phil-Sands]

He should curb his habit of hitting the kerb!

[@richardpaquette8429]

@@Phil-Sands Curb in Canada. So sorry. 🤣

[@richardpaquette8429]

@@jdb47games You're right! It is after all a raised concrete edge. You'd have to be daft to say kerb here in Canada. I wasn't thinking, sorry if I caused you any confusion. 🤣

[@thelaurels13]

“I’m ex military” and then proceeds to mount the kerb and then almost runs over a pedestrian. I don’t care if you’re the Queen’s left arse cheek, you’re breaking the law dude! He seems unhinged to me.

[@daniellacko6620]

*he lost his mind in mIlITARy*

[@RetroMasters1977]

very right said

[@muckle8]

PTSD sufferer def I’d say

[@folkme3042]

@@muckle8 Quite possible! Or just an arsehole.

[@monkeyfunk8371]

@@muckle8 If being politely challenged about using his phone sparks an episode of PTSD i would suggest driving isnt something he should be allowed to do.

[@Return_oftheMac]

That is not someone having a bad day, that is someone in dire need of medical / therapeutical help.

[@MikeEves]

He's beyond that

[@powernab8457]

I think Robin Williams said it best in 'Good Morning Vietnam,' for Mr. Honour & Integrity "you know you are more dire need of a blow job than any white man in history" kzbin.info/www/bejne/jHOUe59-jNuFrsU

[@bert454]

Yip. He's way beyond any professional help!!

[@wildforesthome6563]

Self righteousness, entitlement and massive egos are not mental health issues. The best medicine here is a day in court and a big fine

[@johnbowmer5698]

He seems incensed to have been caught out. It challenges his view of himself as an inately virtuous person. This in turn suggests a world view were virtue comes through belonging to a favoured group, rather than through merit or actions. It's a form of snobbery and is very unattractive. I don't think he's used to being challenged...

[@rjowen]

I'm also ex military and I can embarrassingly say this guy executed the textbook "I'm ex military" technique perfectly.

[@rumpraisin]

"I'm ex-military and I give up". No war was ever won with that menatality!

[@dazdeluxe6672]

@@rumpraisin without orders, its just an empty vessel

[@easyhander]

I’ve watched this about 10 times. This has to be the most entertaining one.

[@simongray2533]

I'm ex military myself and I have to say that I can't stand people who try to use their (alleged) service to receive special treatment or excuse their bad behavior. What a knob!

[@SKBKER]

he's posh . they're all the same

[@simongray2533]

@@SKBKER I don't care about their social background it pisses me off no matter who does it! 🤣

[@jonathanwalker8730]

Never served myself but I spent the whole of my teens in the army cadets. He doesn't seem military to me. Also isn't it funny how they're always 'special forces'? Never a cook or a carpenter or an electrician, or even a regular infantryman.

[@ianbarnes1065]

Being ex military you would think he would have more sense

[@bhughes1986]

If he was ex-SF he wouldn’t be driving round in a 2007 VW.

[@petersmithm9]

As ex military myself all I can say is "Well done". Obviously he was a Rupert who shouldn't be allowed out by himself.

[@highdownmartin]

No he’s a fucking Rupert!

[@125brat]

Definitely a Wupert!

[@MrBobchat]

He sure seemed like officer material

[@colinpryor4290]

Can confirm that too many historical British military families have the same weak-jawed, delusional and 'out-of-touch with reality' children that "just have to follow in daddy's footsteps" instead of doing what they really want to do, which is hairdressing. Still at least when they inevitably fail and have to leave in disgrace it leaves the door open for us common grunts to make an impression.

[@bhughes1986]

If he was ex-SF he wouldn’t be driving round in a 2007 VW.

[@ibs5080]

Good grief almighty. What a weirdo. He is practically like something out of a Monty Python sketch. Is he perhaps suffering from PTSD? Either way, I think this man needs professional help. And his driving, if it wasn't so incredibly dangerous was almost comical. Facing looking back towards you whilst launching into that weird dailog and driving forwards mounting the kerb.

[@zaink7037]

PTSD sounds like a sensible assumption especially him mentioning about being ex military. I do feel sorry for him. Something about his retaliation feels like he's experience past trauma / experience

[@ibs5080]

@@zaink7037 Joking aside, yes I do feel rather sorry for him and I genuinely do hope he gets proper professional help.

[@24Roxyx]

He needs to get on the Big Brother show ASAP. Perfect candidate/contestant.

[@wildforesthome6563]

I suffer from complex PTSD, this is not a typical reaction from someone with this disorder although it can manifest differently from person to person. This behavior is more typical of a self righteous individual who feels they are above the law because of misplaced viewed self importance

[@martinryder6910]

lol, Monty Python Upper-class twit of the year winner

[@martytdd1606]

That was like a comedy sketch, unbelievable reaction. 😂

[@user-mt1ps4fz4l]

Literally, what I was thinking 😂 this is the real life guy skits are made out of

[@rumpraisin]

"I'm ex-military and I give up". No war was ever won with that menatality!

[@primeHeretic]

It will be interesting if this footage results in the actual offender being identified. We'd then have a prosecution of the dangerous driver and a prosecution of the owner for failing to identify the driver. Honestly though, this dude came across as a right pillock.

[@SuperMango1978]

hi looks very familiar. reminds me of the a youtube channel where they have a priest that does meme reviews and that priest has a brother in the military but seriosly he really could be his brother its uncanny. the channel is called jolly i think, proper wholesome stuff

[@wintersun398]

If the registered keeper of the car has a photo ID driving licence/passport, wouldn’t it be a simple case for the police to check if the stored photo matched person in the video? Or is there more to it? Is a freeze frame at 2:23 is pretty much similar to a ID photo? I suppose if it was a friend of the registered keeper, they could be driving the car under 3rd party insurance?

[@FFVoyager]

@@wintersun398 it was a car he was very familiar with, he's got the roof down and, while hardly looking at them, hit the two window buttons so he could rant better at Mike.

[@wintersun398]

@@FFVoyager good observations

[@zaink7037]

If he is the registered keeper and didn't identify himself according to the letter the met sent him he'll get a hefty 6 points and around £660 fine or abouts.

[@archivist17]

I hope this does go to court, and you are able to attend. It would be hilarious for him to stand there and deny knowledge of who was driving the car, especially if the video of him clearly leaning out of his open topped car is available to the court. 😆

[@gingerjessy]

He has a stunt double from his military days. I could tell you who it is but then I'd have to kill myself.

[@RaphaelDawkinsCombatRadio]

He's a comedian, an actor, an actress and bad driver all rolled into one.

[@fredkemp9735]

He could do Freddie Star's act as a drive on

[@videogalore]

That's an insane reaction, genuinely worrying that he was quite so close to boiling point whilst driving in a busy area.

[@cactusbase3088]

Anyone who has that level of arrogance, lack of self control, abysmal awareness and driving skills is no way ex military. And no way should they be allowed to keep a driving license. Their attitude could easily lead to a fatality or serious accident on the road. Get him off the roads!

[@SuperYvonne48]

I've met plenty of ex military just like that but they tend to be the 'officer class'.

[@bhughes1986]

If he was ex-SF he wouldn’t be driving round in a 2007 VW.

[@philleggitt3005]

If he is military he lacks disipline...

[@richardhammer187]

@@bhughes1986 many people in London couldn't care less about their cars, they park them on the street, outside their multimillion pound houses...never judge people by their cars...

[@armchairgeneralissimo]

To be fair this guy has pompus commisioned officer written all over him.

[@andrewatherton316]

I thought he was acting the part of an upper class, self important, over blown prat quite well. More points were deserved surely for striking the kerb - failing to control his vehicle to the standard of a competent driver.

[@SuperYvonne48]

hopefully that will happen later after the failure to comply.

[@selwynowen6213]

But is he a competent person thought 🤔🤔🤔

[@paulhibbert]

"I've made my point enough... in the biggest possible picture... of humanity... what we were prepared to do... to die or live for others and ourselves." That needs printing on a T-Shirt.

[@angelachicken4141]

The more of your films I watch, the clearer I become about the decline of a sense of our country. People just spin the truth as they wish in order to achieve their goals. Much as our leaders in politics do. It's very sad to see so many people who not only cheat, but continue to pretend they are in the right.

[@hannekevanderlucht5456]

This has to be the most amusing so far. Kind of scary though, he seems very self centered.

[@philipvjones397]

hard to pick a best one as there have been a fair few classics - about the only positive of having so many idiots on t he roads these days.

[@mrstanhope1516]

That's an oscar winning performance right there. Him and the olympic cyclist could form a good double act.

[@tangomoggynoengi8518]

At least John Macenroe used to say what he actually meant...!

[@kevinbrewis6014]

@@tangomoggynoengi8518 McEnroe