Cyraxx realizes his music maker costs money

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Steve From Machete Squad

Steve From Machete Squad

Күн бұрын

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@M-Cub3d
@M-Cub3d 4 ай бұрын
I have NEVER been so SICK of a breathing entity in my entire life
@Jebbie1976
@Jebbie1976 4 ай бұрын
Ditto. 😮‍💨
@john_zomb
@john_zomb 4 ай бұрын
Thats why im glad Ive been a bit busy with work recently, because the lolcows are really getting on my nerves
@richvos7085
@richvos7085 4 ай бұрын
He seems alot less boring than dsp
@penial_smasher_500
@penial_smasher_500 4 ай бұрын
his fucking eyes are the funniest thing ever when hes surprised by something lmaoo
@RealmCenter40
@RealmCenter40 4 ай бұрын
When he goes on his sequential screaming sprees and his eyes go further and further apart the louder he gets it’s comedy gold.
@lilsadb0i
@lilsadb0i 4 ай бұрын
🌒👄🌘
@Zion1Defined
@Zion1Defined 4 ай бұрын
"...yo hold up"
@tiamat_023
@tiamat_023 4 ай бұрын
👁️ 👃 👁️
@Rabid69148
@Rabid69148 4 ай бұрын
A 34 year old man that doesn't have 15 dollars to his name. Classic.
@rebel4466
@rebel4466 4 ай бұрын
He recently said that he has about 40 cents lol
@sinjin8576
@sinjin8576 4 ай бұрын
​@@rebel4466keem *did* pay him lmfao
@notrealy180217
@notrealy180217 4 ай бұрын
@@sinjin8576 I was gonna say, didn't someone give him 300 bucks?
@plainjane333
@plainjane333 4 ай бұрын
Well technically hes a millionaire without the money 😂😂😂 in his deranged mind
@killerjonesy
@killerjonesy 4 ай бұрын
“I’m about to do something real quick” is code for “i’m going to hide the obvious evidence that i’m going to steal something, yet again”
@Jillysmom63
@Jillysmom63 4 ай бұрын
or go to CIA or a buddy troll and beg hm to pay for it , or hey he night try to steal Sallys cc again lol.
@ChrisC-qh4io
@ChrisC-qh4io 4 ай бұрын
He has done videos of him searching for and downloading pirated music software on pirate bay even showing his screen as he did it LOL
@swtorandimpactwrestlingpla690
@swtorandimpactwrestlingpla690 4 ай бұрын
He's worth millions yet can't afford $14.95 a month 😂
@ThusSpokeFlexo
@ThusSpokeFlexo 4 ай бұрын
You need to understand something here, okay? *wheeze* if people like you, could leave him alone *wheeze* okay? He would do better for himself!
@Camodeep7583
@Camodeep7583 4 ай бұрын
He ran in there immediately begging Sally let me spend some money mom please you better let me spend some more money I'm going to get mad I need it to prove to everybody on the internet , I'm trying to protect my family
@Fishpasta4
@Fishpasta4 4 ай бұрын
Cyraxx: Hits a $14.95 paywall Also Cyraxx: "Well looks like it's time to 'retire' from the music industry for the 50th time"
@troglodytehunter
@troglodytehunter 4 ай бұрын
Nice catch, Steve. Super super obvious that caught him by surprise, he thought he was gonna hit pub and start a victory lap and then...nope 😂😂😂
@kmikaele9408
@kmikaele9408 4 ай бұрын
RIP Sally's credit card
@Equilibrium123
@Equilibrium123 4 ай бұрын
Pretty sure she doesn't have any credit. But at least Cyraxx is honest, already telling us he is going to screenrecord (steal) it and put it out anyways lol.
@tomh2837
@tomh2837 4 ай бұрын
From the sound of it, he’s going to try to get around paying for the service, to release the music. Which is theft. Music thief. Go get em’ boys.
@michaelthomas8147
@michaelthomas8147 4 ай бұрын
Also, it's a blatant ripoff of a song by Wance Chilkins.
@tripplordofinconvenience9953
@tripplordofinconvenience9953 4 ай бұрын
Multi million dollar merch brand haver, everyone!
@johnkrepk8243
@johnkrepk8243 4 ай бұрын
He is absolutely pathetic
@DogFish-NZ
@DogFish-NZ 4 ай бұрын
from scratch , live, no assistance. Lay-Z , Dr aye?
@Xanlovastin
@Xanlovastin 4 ай бұрын
Gonna have to beg sally to donate to the sludge fund
@FOXYhogger
@FOXYhogger 4 ай бұрын
$14.95? Game over!
@Youre_a_wizard_shark
@Youre_a_wizard_shark 4 ай бұрын
You would think that $300 he would had put it to his music but guess onlyfans or whatever crap he thinks is more important was the best choice
@Whitemale112
@Whitemale112 4 ай бұрын
It was fortnite skins. Almost all of it.....
@dasdiesel3000
@dasdiesel3000 4 ай бұрын
How tf is he gonna "mix & master" it?!?! From a screen recording?!? Lmfao
@Error8x8
@Error8x8 4 ай бұрын
Yep
@Taeodoestech
@Taeodoestech 4 ай бұрын
He’s not gonna mix anything. He’s gonna probably run it through a limiter/and or some shitty mastering chain in FL
@morph-the-cat
@morph-the-cat 4 ай бұрын
@@Taeodoestech I doubt he knows how to use a limiter. He'll rip the audio from the screen recording and upload it as it is haha
@ShanDysigns
@ShanDysigns 4 ай бұрын
I bet since he can't export this or publish this without a license, he's probably going to play it in real time and record it with his phone. Mark my words...
@ShanDysigns
@ShanDysigns 4 ай бұрын
​@@l..l_ You know, I meant to say computer instead of phone. I don't know why I said phone. Watching just a small portion of this video, I wonder what he's used in the past because if he doesn't have any purchased/legal software, then how would he have "produced" instrumentals that he keeps offering to give to people if they need them? He's probably been using trial periods on various programs. I think what he's done all this time is play an instrumental from KZbin, of course we all have to wait till after the commercials lol, and he will play that instrumental and record his "singing" at the same time and there was no need for any exporting, because I've never heard any beats that weren't from somebody else, so whatever software he's using to do this, I don't think he's ever used on any of the tracks that are out there now. It's funny to watch him play with his little DJ boards. He just plays random buttons and then scratches at such random times and he calls that production. It's so funny because he's physically bopping his head to the music as if he's playing for thousands of people, it's nothing more than a little boy playing with a little toy and doesn't know what he's doing.
@KRDecade2009
@KRDecade2009 4 ай бұрын
@@ShanDysignshe literally goes onto KZbin to find someone’s instrumentals and just downloads them lol
@BillBraskyy
@BillBraskyy 3 ай бұрын
He looks so ridiculously funny when he's dancing at the beginning 😂
@mattias969
@mattias969 4 ай бұрын
Nah you put together a bunch of already produced stuff thats not making shit live
@kronikthahemphog7717
@kronikthahemphog7717 4 ай бұрын
OMG I WAS WATCHING THAT LIVE AND I SEEN IT HAPPEN AND LOST MY SHIT LAUGHING LMFAO
@IrishDougal
@IrishDougal 4 ай бұрын
The parasite is so transparent instead of doing what any normal person would do and say “I’m just going to register” he ends is stream to see if he can either pirate the program or alternatively either beat Sally until she gives it to him or beat Ed off until he gives it to him. In the Goblins “eYeS” all 3 are better options than paying $15 he doesn’t have!!!
@Mr.XJ.96
@Mr.XJ.96 4 ай бұрын
Cryraxx The Slobberin Sobin Scab Pickin Flickin Itchin Rock Eatin Goblin 😂
@NullFX
@NullFX 4 ай бұрын
“I’m going to mix and master this single stem track that I screen recorded from my browser” Yeah, sure thing, boy. Lmao.
@williamwinn948
@williamwinn948 4 ай бұрын
He knows it cost money he wants you to pay for it
@booshting3520
@booshting3520 4 ай бұрын
When you're in your 30s and can't afford 14 doll hairs 😅
@ElloMoto875
@ElloMoto875 4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 isn’t this the website he “works on all day” making beats?
@crusadergamer4995
@crusadergamer4995 4 ай бұрын
That look on his face is priceless
@PelemusMcSoy
@PelemusMcSoy 14 күн бұрын
"Stop stealing my shit!" ~Cyraxx as he admits he's going to steal this site's shit
@garjack94
@garjack94 4 ай бұрын
This was so funny!!!’😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Chance does not have ten cents to his name!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@DarkBluefire91
@DarkBluefire91 4 ай бұрын
The goblin fake tear went away really fast didn't it?
@blahblahblahdeeblah
@blahblahblahdeeblah 4 ай бұрын
hahaha better toss Eds salad for that dollah!
@REfan2002
@REfan2002 4 ай бұрын
Hey, Raxx, you have money! Nope
@Leghend
@Leghend 4 ай бұрын
"i'll steal it. no one will ever know!"
@PuffinSmurf
@PuffinSmurf 4 ай бұрын
I just realized his shoulders aren’t even shoulders lmao, it’s just neck then arms 🤣 🤣 🤣
@tandy390
@tandy390 4 ай бұрын
Its crazy that he don't understand that the people who made that beat program are the ones "making it from scratch" This clown just knows how to press a couple of buttons and not even afford to pay 15 dollars for something he clearly enjoyed using.
@platinumdragonslayer6128
@platinumdragonslayer6128 4 ай бұрын
Too poor to do anything!
@moonlion7047
@moonlion7047 3 ай бұрын
Im about to do something real quick... * Goes and cries.
@ShanDysigns
@ShanDysigns 4 ай бұрын
I only saw the last few minutes of his stream, but I was able to see what he had on screen that apparently he is calling music production. I told him this is far from music production and that it was just multitrack layering pre-made audio with random vocals and then I let him know that none of this is available for copyright and that he shouldn't be expecting to sell any of this garbage. It's funny that he can't even use production software that's not pirated or a trial version, and he talks about genre bending? Like really...
@buckbreaker5185
@buckbreaker5185 4 ай бұрын
No one tell him about Reaper
@FacelessFlesh666
@FacelessFlesh666 4 ай бұрын
i would bet my life he doesn't even know what B.P.M. stands for or be able to grasp the concept of time signatures.
@ShanDysigns
@ShanDysigns 4 ай бұрын
​@@FacelessFlesh666 I can almost tell you that he doesn't know any of that. A long time ago when he was boasting and bragging about being audio engineer and a musical genius of all genres and a master of this and that b*******, I offered him $1,000 to ask him a series of questions for an hour and all he had to do was answer 51% of them in order to win the money. So it was a challenge but it was a fun game at the same time. All these questions were going to be about all the things that he claims to know so there weren't going to be any trick questions. I mentioned asking questions about music theory, sound technology, basic and fundamental audio engineer duties, and in general easy questions that probably a casual music lover might even know. Instead of answering me directly the very next day he creates a video down playing needing to know "music theory", my term, so I know he read my offer because he kept using language that was in my message. That's when he claimed that people don't need to know any of this stuff and then he went so far as to say all the artist out there probably don't even know this stuff and they don't need to know it either. So the reason he created this video was to try to get ahead of my offer to try to make it look like he was already minimalizing the need for that knowledge. That's just the way his dirty mind works is he tries to trick people and play mental games but I see right through it, so I can almost guarantee you he doesn't know even what a BPM is.
@Day-ZDuke
@Day-ZDuke 4 ай бұрын
@@FacelessFlesh666he may know what BPM stands for....but he has absolutely no understanding of how it functions / how it relates to all elements of the track, etc Cryrat just LARPs every single thing he does. Everything. He’s a complete fraud in every sense of the word. He may know a few key words / terminology of whatever topic is at hand, but he will have zero functional understanding of how it actually works
@ajlukelepuke
@ajlukelepuke 4 ай бұрын
Will he ever realize that nobody likes him? Completely oblivious. Fascinating really.
@juggalojigsawreaction3346
@juggalojigsawreaction3346 4 ай бұрын
Cyraxx got some lazy eyes
@tenebrismedia3318
@tenebrismedia3318 4 ай бұрын
And now we have video of him stealing! CAUGHT RED HANDED!!!
@ininja32
@ininja32 4 ай бұрын
I think there are music makers that are free of charge.
@AlKapo-ee1ey
@AlKapo-ee1ey 4 ай бұрын
0:06 vinyl record scratch
@HeyItsRonHere
@HeyItsRonHere 4 ай бұрын
People seem confused. He's saying he's going to just use his screen recording software to take the audio from the website directly instead of downloading it with an account. The recording software is what's also hosting the stream so he has to shut it down to go jack the audio.
@gwoody4003
@gwoody4003 4 ай бұрын
Hey guys, remember 2008, when Dubstep was cool?
@ernie312
@ernie312 3 ай бұрын
As someone who's made things in bandlab for fun (including, ironically, the theme song for my Cyraxx documentary) this is not "making a song from scratch" as he claims. It's using and arranging pre-recorded samples.
@Notyoji
@Notyoji 28 күн бұрын
I hate that he has human sized hands with his goblin body
@deoproximo1572
@deoproximo1572 4 ай бұрын
He thinks they're a charity and not a business.
@WasterSpace-lp3zg
@WasterSpace-lp3zg 4 ай бұрын
At last! He told the truth!! “This sh1t “ he said! Ain’t wrong there.
@ginarizzo1039
@ginarizzo1039 4 ай бұрын
He’s so simple his lies are obvious!
@BillGilletteReviews
@BillGilletteReviews 4 ай бұрын
Smart thinking recording it. Everyone steals music anyway.
@Green3ry
@Green3ry 3 ай бұрын
"figure out a way to put this shit out" 🤣🤣🤣 mf the export button😂😂😂
@Reebus.LCU.
@Reebus.LCU. 4 ай бұрын
He doesn't steal music though guys....😉 lol fkn 🤡
@axlyoung1218
@axlyoung1218 4 ай бұрын
34 years old Man Child. Can’t even afford $15 for the Music App. You know he’s getting off. To go ask Grandma he needs it. To start his Music career 😂
@Disgusted_Cat
@Disgusted_Cat 4 ай бұрын
Cyraxx - ME AM A MUSIK JEENYUS! ME AM DA BEST! UH OH TIME TO STEAL MUH GRANDMA'S CREDIT CARD, BE RIGHT BACK YALL! ME AM A MILLYUNAIR MINDSET ARNT I? 🤣🤣🤣
@ohbaby4life
@ohbaby4life 4 ай бұрын
Lmao he cant make beats
@TheJericho1123
@TheJericho1123 4 ай бұрын
gotta go silent to beg sally for some money.
@Bisskits
@Bisskits 4 ай бұрын
Yea just going to mix down a screen recorded song. That’s how that works
@shadow-monger5189
@shadow-monger5189 3 ай бұрын
...the wave form. The wave form upsets me.
@timtimmonsmusic
@timtimmonsmusic 4 ай бұрын
as a actual musician this goblin infuriates me! PAY FOR YOUR SOFTWARE!
@otaku-bd4zs
@otaku-bd4zs 4 ай бұрын
Bro this is fkn hilarious
@Dante-cv3ts
@Dante-cv3ts 4 ай бұрын
Hes not on the spectrum and yet seems like he should be
@Mr.XJ.96
@Mr.XJ.96 4 ай бұрын
Next Up Here On WPDFIL Goblin Radio after the Break...Your Turn Cutie from The Little Diddler
@guilloryanastasia2463
@guilloryanastasia2463 4 ай бұрын
What is wrong with his arms they don't look right
@f3rbus
@f3rbus 4 ай бұрын
as others have said before, he has the shoulders of a trout
@SatanicBarbeque
@SatanicBarbeque 4 ай бұрын
Pretty sure he's got fucked up elbow joints, that's why you never really see him extend his arms completely. He's always chicken winging it.
@brianwong4711
@brianwong4711 3 ай бұрын
HOLD ON GUYS... WHILST I STEAL THIS BEAT THAT I AM SUPPOSED TO PAY FOR!! JAIL FOR CHANCE IS ALL HIS FUTURE HOLDS!!
@42words
@42words 4 ай бұрын
ℎ𝑒 𝑖𝑠 𝑏𝑒𝑦𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑝𝑎𝑟𝑜𝑑𝑦
@amsterdamelilth4767
@amsterdamelilth4767 4 ай бұрын
Any way 😂😂😂
@MrRugbyloosehead
@MrRugbyloosehead 4 ай бұрын
HAH! Pea-brain Patrick,he once said he’s a multi-million dollar making “artist “ Yet can’t afford a small fee?🤔😖😆🤣🤪
@alfonzocamero
@alfonzocamero 3 ай бұрын
This dude. I can't. He already making an excuse idk when it's coming out. You need money to have it played back bubby, you can't even go out and buy a bigmac from McDonald's. That sht never coming oit or someone had their card taken while they sleep.
@Whitemale112
@Whitemale112 4 ай бұрын
So he can figure out how to use OBS but can't figure out how to bathe?
@m.c.b.2022
@m.c.b.2022 4 ай бұрын
Lmao 🤣
@Toxik_Dubz
@Toxik_Dubz 4 ай бұрын
Why do people watch him live? Its like they want to actually help him. Watching his channel does nothing but make his channel look more successful than it ever should. Raxx should NEVER have more than 50 people watching live MAX!! WTF people???
@theweakestlink2278
@theweakestlink2278 4 ай бұрын
Hes such a professional recording artist and big time youtuber but cant afford $15 for an app 😂😂😂
@thatguyoverthere1410
@thatguyoverthere1410 4 ай бұрын
If only he got Scrapper job back. Then he could afford making shittier music.
@Lee-xr4fn
@Lee-xr4fn 4 ай бұрын
What’s his new channel?
@Youll_Love_It_At_Levitz
@Youll_Love_It_At_Levitz 4 ай бұрын
DK DRIFTER
@Supershicfan360
@Supershicfan360 4 ай бұрын
His new channel is "Im a ped0 and i like it in the ass by my mom" I know long name.
@ernie312
@ernie312 3 ай бұрын
LMAO
@Cheesymomo
@Cheesymomo 4 ай бұрын
Ngl couldn't care if dude torrents software. I think people are being fake to say if they don't or never have. Most don't put it on stream tho lmao.
@gwoody4003
@gwoody4003 4 ай бұрын
You didn't make shiz. Its like saying you made a lego set. They gave you the pieces and showed you how they go together. Dropping pre-made samples into a template that times everything for you isn't "making music". You could argue its production, sure. But you can't sell it as yours when you didn't create anything at all. Its like his art... just photos of someone elses work he fiddled with in a free editing program. Zero understanding of what any of the parameters and controls actually do, he couldn't do it without presets. How bout you learn to play at least 1 of those instruments that are being wasted in your possession? Learn 3 chords on that guitar... play some Green Day, or at least, something that isnt random dissonant noise.
@WilliamWards-tw1ww
@WilliamWards-tw1ww 4 ай бұрын
Lol and he just left this giant L in the video. That's the best part about his stupidity is he thinks everyone else is on his level.
@AIDSfoot
@AIDSfoot 4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
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