D*ck in a Box!

[@lowerthatscore]

"Don't tease me, just put it in." This is a Trott quote to be remembered.

[@C_1337]

Yes!

[@chaoticjexak]

very much so tem

[@jcsoundguy]

Thats what she said. (missed opportunity there)

[@TILR]

Well do you still remember?

[@MegMyfawnwy]

Goal For 2016: Get HatFilms To 1 Million Subscribers!

[@gmfCoding]

i'm pretty sure they can reach negative one million faster

[@theogillan5510]

They get so little views tho.

[@Kilkelly899]

Honestly all we need to do is get something they have done onto the Reddit front page and then BAM....1 million subs. Happens with Sips whenever something he does gets posted to r/gaming, it goes front page then his subscriber count jumps.

[@mansfieldproduction1]

YES!! Share their vids with your friends and let's carry them to a million!

[@nikeeweston]

I tweet their vids, they deserve it more than any other yogscast member

[@harrison9861]

trott got that burn by making a body cast out of wax so he could have a waifuu of himself

[@harrison9861]

i dont even want to think of what hes been doing to it

[@Cavog]

He plays DnD with it... nothing weird... And then shags it!

[@al145]

More like "D" IN "D"

[@Cavog]

al145 HEYOOOOOO!

[@robbertokromwell]

11:46 I like how impressed Trott is with the boomerang balloon, not even knowing it hits Ross too!

[@Cosmic_Cow_]

I love Pleasure Elf playing in the background at 10:40

[@RealityvoidMe]

+snooboo ikr. I was seriously, it was at the start

[@oftheBlazingNinjas]

Pleasureville - Population: You's Pleasure Elf and Bad Santa, from what I could hear, as well as Pixel Dust.

[@bigschnee7785]

You know I really liked that the video went from a mail opening thing into just 3 guys sitting around drinking a bunch of old alcohol that got sent to them by random people. 10/10

[@nikeeweston]

I love how Ross just looks at smith and Trott sometimes when they talk bollocks. LOVE IT.

[@yiyotellez3207]

So these guy's pictures have been on Time magazine, and they still don't have 1 millions subs?

[@somethingfunny9402]

I like the playlist of their songs (instrumental versions) in the background.

[@nameitifyoucan]

I can't stop laughing. At 12:22, it looks like smith turns happy irish, then realizes it and short-circuits into jaded smith again.

[@cerperalpurpose]

Remember, Kids! When using scissors, point away from yourself and towards Trott!

[@imageeknotanerd9897]

You gotta cut towards Trott then put him in a bin!

[@tumbleweed1551]

Especially when he is in a position to be stabbed.

[@ImWagon]

Tempted to send them a package now saying Happy Holidays just to mess with them.

[@maxitaxiwannalift573]

It will probably get to them by december so why not give it a shot? 😂😂

[@sarahhughes9305]

So sad Hat Pack died. Was my favorite server to play on back in the day. I'd go back in a heartbeat if they put it back up.

[@alfiesmart7452]

those luscious beards are back i would like to nestle my self in the hair

[@em_birch]

Imagine how tickly it'd be. X3

[@Lynlish]

+Emmy Nyan Yer a true hatfilms fanatic, aren't ye?

[@em_birch]

Lynlish I watch them every day.

[@alfiesmart7452]

Lynlish who isnt

[@deen1789]

Same xD

[@magpieblue]

You guys are fortunate to have fans and subscribers who send you such a variety of treats. Some things might not be to your liking but that is the nature of people isn't it? I imagine very few of those subscribers actually know the real you well enough to "get it right" most times. Something seemed off with Ross in this video. I might be mistaken, just seemed like he wasn't genuinely feeling any of it. If there's something up I hope it is a temporary thing that will pass on by. Normally I'd thank you for the video but it seems like the fans deserve the majority of thanks here. Still, you "makes I laugh", so thank you too.

[@CriticoolHit]

I have always wondered why these guys don't have their million... They have clearly earned it.

[@cattjohnson1114]

I feel like you guys are enjoying life more a bit, I don't know why but I feel like you guys fell out or something or maybe just lost a love for youtube for a little while but I'm just so happy you're back

[@ryanoconnor6129]

WOO I live in Lincoln and have walked past that fudge shop numerous times, maybe I'll stop and buy some now.

[@SwampyJ]

Play those card games on Games Night!

[@TheJayiscool]

What is game night?!

[@Grmpman]

Main channel thing

[@kerrsutherland7657]

+Jay Miller Check Yogscast Lewis and Simon channel.

[@atomcinimod2016]

On the main channel, they have game nights

[@bingo5387]

+Jay Miller You are a saint.

[@matthewbartlett9222]

You guys may not have a million subscribers yet, but you are growing by about 1,000 every three days or so.

[@Sniperdude1601]

When Ross says "look both ways when you cross the road" Smith's reaction is that of a disappointed parent when the kid says something stupid

[@johnharris9539]

I found ross saying 'Smells of cigarettes' way more funny than i should of :D

[@DarkWish98]

You guys could open a bar with all the drinks people sent you.

[@Nurr0]

I love these videos, really cheered me up today, thanks guys!

[@TheBigMikkl3]

LOVE your unboxing videos. Please keep them coming!

[@jen5653]

I love the lads' mail vids so much they're always hilarious 😂

[@earllemongrab6913]

I honestly don't get how they only have 881,922 subs, they should have millions

[@Thestonergamernerd]

trott, you are correct! please play more board games you guys! ive been watching since sky block and the live stream board games are awesome.

[@weplaydthis]

It is actually ridiculous that these guys don't have 1 million subs. So many massive fuckwads have 1m subs. These guys are funny, talented and clever.... wtf

[@Doomcraftian]

To be fair, would you want these lovely chaps to have a community of dumbass fuckwads who dont know their **** from their *** or would you like to let their current vibrant, active (and more or less good) community to slowly grow, having the right people join up, instead of just being flooded with 12 year olds?

[@Xxfrankie4366xX]

if you drank enough of that gin your face would turn blue, because if the silver in it

[@Xxfrankie4366xX]

theres a guy whos famous for taking silver deposits and his face turned blue

[@KottabosGames]

Nice on the monkey shoulder, that is a great whiskey (one of my go to bottles)

[@OracleStudioss]

The beards are back in town

[@Zappygunshot]

Thank god they are.

[@rileystalker7450]

Thin Lizzy reference?

[@LOTHvideos]

#hotfortrott

[@MissHashshashin]

#stiffyforsmiffy

[@yumewav]

#HornyForHornby

[@SnowflakeVee]

#Drips4Sips

[@aNiallator14]

#stiffyforsmiffy

[@owenhillman4891]

#stiffyforsmiffy

[@MrJackco10]

Hope they reach 1 million soon they deserve it so much

[@gundarsjautaikis956]

I love the fact that "pleasure elf" is playing in the background at the beginning

[@MeAuntieNora]

Those are some sweet J.O. crystal necklaces.

[@DumbasscusSteel]

They should set up a JO Sesh. Get that positive energy going.

[@Revenos]

Things that Hat Films should do again: Make more music videos, sing more, do more challenges, continue Stunt Lads (Where did it go?), get gud

[@AWizardsKiss]

Whoever sent those gemstones is clearly a Steven Universe fan.

[@DeadChannelSeeBluetheNerd]

"This ones fragile" *shakes*

[@CryptoCheetah]

Continently cut to another clip when Trott said Bong ;P I wonder what was said next that we missed! ;3

[@NightCoreElement]

starts video, pauses video, likes video, continues watching video

[@aw4re_]

that 'white opal' heart... i'm almost certain it's opalite. opalite is synthetic opalised glass! also, lapis lazuli is potentially toxic in water, but if it's polished then it should be fine :)

[@kiai443]

"Don't tease me; just put it in." -Chris Troot 2016

[@HinataElyonToph]

I love how Smiffy lets go of the balloon just for it to come back and hit him XD

[@Bennetherway]

love the classic songs coming out, loving that chinchilla soundtrack 😀

[@SilentFaces]

18:59 Loving Trott and Smith's bromance

[@williamferguson3380]

"You know when you used to eat action man grenades and stuff". "Yeah, No, What?" Top HatBant

[@omegalarge4808]

u 3 guys are the best people on youtube. very confused y u don't have 1 mil subs yet though

[@sevanz3490]

don't worry, you'll get you million subs, I hope you do, yall are gr8.

[@Dimitrishuter]

Misleading title, there was no duck in a box in the video -__-

[@franz6932]

+BigEarsGaming there was a nice whoosh noise as that joke went over your head

[@Beadlayer69]

+Franz the joke went over yours too mate

[@franz6932]

+Luke Feeney uhhh what? I got the joke perfectly fine. Check who I'm replying to m8

[@Beadlayer69]

he was being saracstc, m8

[@franz6932]

+Luke Feeney the original poster was. I wasn't replying to him though m8

[@Alexb579]

"This says fragile as well" *SHAKES BOX* -__-

[@gibletplays6832]

Hatfilms opening post for 30 mins in tune to the christmas album Yes mate

[@gibletplays6832]

* general hatfilms music

[@anya7944]

my sister was watching so much of you guys (which is never a bad thing) she ended up unintentionally sounding exactly like alsmithy !!!

[@stratcatgamer5070]

I know which rocks you're talking about, I have a bag of them beside me now and I love them.

[@leovigild_]

So that's how the prisoners keep getting contraband into summer slam... kinder eggs in their butts! Of course!

[@ranger133XX]

Best possible song to use as background music

[@cen7469]

OH MA GOD IM DYING 12:28 HIS FACE! He's so unimpressed.

[@Arcorn9000]

I had an eraser in primary school that smelt really nice and had "Tastes delicious" on it in Japanese, referring to the cherries on the encasing paper. One day we all decided to eat some and then the teacher had to deal with all the guys in the class being sick for the afternoon.

[@doommuppet6789]

Loved the pleasure elf tune in the back

[@Browntownizeable]

when No Man's Sky comes out if you have a lot of game play of that then you'll get to one million subs

[@Anonymaus209]

Truly the life of a popular youtuber is beset with hardship.

[@Vedvart1]

I DONT NEED NO GIRLS I DONT NEED NO BOYS IM A PLEASURE ELF I CAN JUST TOUCH MYSELF

[@Grillmaestarn]

"We've got an old community member. His name is Rumbleforge We've given him a prize. It's Robot Warge."

[@Ollieman-td6dk]

pause the video and go on 0:20

[@Blahsheep]

Thanks, that gave me a hard on!

[@Ollieman-td6dk]

it did the same for me

[@Blahsheep]

Oliver Johnson Did it really?

[@Ollieman-td6dk]

yeah

[@Blahsheep]

Oliver Johnson I had one when I was looking at it, not sure if it was because or I already had one. lol ;)

[@happyshots2011]

You guys deserve way more than 1milly subs

[@ElMoppo1]

25:58 Trott went full Grummio.

[@JamieA242]

i have a friend that keeps weed in the kinder egg tub thing. he doesnt store it in his butt though.

[@g7eorgie7]

Haha that's pretty ingenious! I have a friend who hides it in a Lego Star Wars game box

[@SkullzNGuns]

Wow! I have a friend who- FREEZE MOTHERFUCKERS CYBER P.D!

[@EthanfromEngland-]

I dont have friends...

[@cheatsenabled1662]

Nice work, Officer Peanut! Now take these evil criminal scum back to the cyber police station.

[@BlackIronHero]

I have a friend who shaves off IKEA furniture and feeds it to stray cats.

[@NotMyRealName13]

Roly's Fudge is absolutely top.

[@Trolman1997]

Title is click bait. I didn't even see a duck.

[@Eira_]

a duck? i thought it said dock

[@Trolman1997]

nope, but hopes are still high it's a deck.

[@itsDareTV]

Loving a bit of pleasure elf in the background

[@Sicpoisoneater6996]

Love you guys!

[@thebearwithbeer3589]

would be nice to ge a link to that star wars D&D its impossible to find a channel or site called "sling" since its such an old tool

[@polarbearsmustdie]

"You know when you used to eat action man grenades" - Chris Trott 2K16

[@ZakJames]

I love these mail box videos

[@wofgal1993]

Aww, Smiffy went right for the orange balloon

[@aidanconvery3132]

When i heard he words "Toxic waste" my mouth watered up

[@Puddingfuzz]

16:01 Ross: this is fragile aswell *proceeds to shake it... *

[@ZarlLarlack]

Hat films has much nicer fans than Idubbbz. Which is a little surprising.

[@fwompwomp]

+Jackson Kerr (qazsew123) edgy

[@andyc5263]

I DONT NEED NO GIRLS I DONT NEED NO BOYS IM A PLEASURE ELF AND I'LL JUST TOUCH MYSELF...

[@elio9974]

9:00 did they not get that Shaft reference, what the hell

[@fauwrn]

OoooOOohh RANDY!!!

[@Waldo1444]

"it says fragile aswell" immediately shakes it

[@reue100]

"don't cut the fudge with those scissors we used them to cut our pubs".... no shame lol

[@matthewcloughton4705]

18:50 did they get some JO crystals?

[@djh4min59]

21:54 Is nobody going to mention this?????

[@-bruh8484]

"it's tea" "so its crushed leaves"

[@wrathkings291]

Hate to be that guy but if they hadn't completely abandoned minecraft there is no doubt they would be over a million subs

[@wrathkings291]

+andrew nieters ya I know..... Still wish they would fire it up every once in a while

[@sheepforges1748]

They didn't even stop playing that long ago

[@9kenny5]

It'd be all 13 year old subscribers that wouldn't watch any other videos

[@wrathkings291]

+SheepForges been a bit over a year I think

[@tumbleweed1551]

Pretty sure that if anything is going to send the hats straight to hell it's minecraft whoring

[@cakershake]

11:25 I ACTUALLY BLINKED!

[@maxringold5872]

Ross scared the crap out of me at the end I saw someone get hit by a car today

[@Skipzo]

Question: How does Trott open boxes? Answer: He cuts away from himself and into Trott's face .... Wait a minute.

[@skibman09]

ross's face at 26:00. omg i lost it!

[@hugoduseigneur114]

No one mentioning the Pleasure Elf background music at the start?

[@MrTrippytube]

I'm impress Trott! No gag reflex. At least for Cola Willies...

[@Xshadow1200]

Does anyone know how to watch the star wars d&d that these guys did? trott said it was on sling, but that isn't very helpful so can anyone help

[@scrotemcgoiter2251]

What's the song in the backround at 10:35. I've heard it somewhere before from them.

[@scrotemcgoiter2251]

Nvm I found it.

[@Minkais]

PLEASURE ELF!

[@scrotemcgoiter2251]

***** YES I KNOW, I FOUND IT YOU RAGING C-WORD!

[@Minkais]

daemondawg AHH YOU'RE SUCH A CHARITY!

[@cheersm8396]

pleasure elf, It's from their Christmas Livestream

[@TCole2994]

If thats the fudge shop in Lincoln then I have no idea why Vicalicious didn't give you Stokes tea/coffee, literally the best in Lincoln by a country mile

[@bingusbongus6950]

not even three minutes in and I had to pause it because I was laughing so HARD

[@NootNoot.]

You guys don't need a million subscribers because you have a great community! And also no one here is toxic and cancerous...

[@DracoRincewind]

Wow! I never noticed that they never broke the 1 million subscriber mark. I actually thought they had more subscribers.

[@jackodoyle2061]

Lewis must like that unicorn tears