D&D -- Stealth Roll into Oblivion

[@zeltech-alpha]

Okay but a situation where overroll can backfire in ethereally horrific ways such as stealthing into inexistence is terrifying and also really fun sounding.

[@shado905]

Imagine dexterity where you move so fast that the very friction of everything around you vaporizes your body

[@getthedunkon9347]

​@@shado905 Or better yet, just 1d6 burn damage to keep the game going

[@abbyram8901]

Ok but it's totally some 1984 levels of 'unperson-ing' bullshit! Remember Syme? Yeah, neither does anyone except Winston

[@Ihatebreathing]

imagine a high strength roll just makes your bones disintegrate as you fall into a puddle on the floor

[@objectiveice573]

@@shado905 im sorry, you mean what happens to speedsters like flash without their supersuits?

[@9-bitfox]

If there's "Failed Successfully." I think this is "Successfully Failed."

[@damianchristopher205]

That’s the same thing, the same words. I can’t provide the correct opposite as there’s no adverb for failure though.

[@patricksfriendbobthesponge8256]

​@@damianchristopher205 no, no the connotations are different. you were successful through failure (failed successfully), or you failed through success (successfully failed). this guy was successfull in his roll, however it ended up backfiring or failing. I hope I don't sound completely insane

[@alexplaysandedits2356]

I understand both sides, really.​@@patricksfriendbobthesponge8256

[@jasontodd7450]

​@patricksfriendbobthesponge8256 no no, it makes complete sense.

[@broimhigh.ugh.]

​@@patricksfriendbobthesponge8256 same way as someone being "chaotic lawful" or "lawfully chaotic"

[@ZStreem2399]

When you're so good at stealth that existence forgot you existed.

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@tanukinoironi2708]

Pretty sure there's a manga or manhwa about this.

[@doctorsno906]

@@tanukinoironi2708yea and it’s pretty good too

[@havefuntazarasu5367]

Bro literally became allah, no one can proof the exitence

[@Akumetsubg]

​@@tanukinoironi2708 everyone else is a returnee, novel tho

[@ItCameFromTheSkyBeLo]

Considering that 30-40 is god like success.... 70 is some eldritch nightmare level shenanigans.

[@christianresel8051]

you consider 30 being godlike success? 40 would be shure. 30? Already doable by my LEVEL 3 FIGHTER! Max stat throw like this here? As for my Persuation (most usefull thing i can do XD) Nat 20 + Commanding presence 8 + guidance 4 + 4 Persuation (+2 charisma and the sweet proficiency on it for +4) = 36 already. Soooo even 40 aint that high considering i could go double proficiency given a simple feat plus at some point my proficiency raises to + 3 and so on. Sooooo 30? Doable easy at lvl 8 already. If i hit 20 with that? Potential for 50+ is given... in 5e that is!

[@GageKelley-r2v]

I got few nat 20s in stealth so the GM made me "unnoticeable". That is, no one could see me, or directly observe my actions, as there would be a delay of at least a few seconds before anyone was able to notice the change that just occurred. And I tried for like 3 hours to get a nat one so the GM would break it, and when I did, he had me roll perception. Got a second nat 1, and I slammed my face into a door so hard I knocked myself out.

[@raixira]

​@@christianresel8051Doable? Sure, no question. And the probability of getting max results on all 3 of those dice in one go is 0.16%. Plus, that's assuming you're making a check that Commanding Presence works with, with a skill you're proficient in, in a situation where your caster had the chance to cast Guidance. Expertise with a single feat? Absolutely! And only in that one skill. Some stars have to align just to give you a shot at that 0.16%. That's why rolling a 30 is such a big deal: Just because it's strictly possible doesn't mean it's remotely probable.

[@darcksage1]

And rogue can achieve 300 stealth check..

[@GageKelley-r2v]

@@darcksage1 I didn't know that. Damn.

[@BAN3FromNoWhere]

Player: rolls 100 stealth The rest of the table: starts ignoring that the player is there

[@stickmandaninacan]

Rolling 200 stealth: you are hidden beyond even the 4th wall. You cease to exist or have ever existed in any reality at all

[@tiagocordeiro5380]

DM: Wait ... who was I talking to?

[@SaabJAS39GripenE]

Omniversal stealth

[@joelisvysniauskas4653]

​@@tiagocordeiro5380must have been the wind

[@AlbySilly]

Shout-out to all the people reading this and not commenting, your stealth is beyond mine

[@Smol_brain]

"Hell, you're not even Jack the Rogue anymore. Your name's Waldo now."

[@HugoDurand-Haumont]

Is that because no one can find him ? 😂

[@matthewtanner7206]

​@@HugoDurand-Haumontcuz no one knows where or even what the fuck he is anymore😂

[@WalterWhite-jz7ct]

"70? You dissapear from the Campain. You wake up on a Wagon and a rugged stranger is talking to you" "Hey You, you're finally awake...."

[@angelmatiastorres]

😂

[@Wondrrboy]

“You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there.”

[@GageKelley-r2v]

Wait so they snuck into an entirely different game!?

[@walkernation6719]

​@@Wondrrboy"D**n you Stormcloaks. Skyrim was fine until you came along. Empire was nice and lazy. If they hadn’t been looking for you, I could’ve stolen that horse and been half way to Hammerfell. You there. You and me - we shouldn't be here. It’s these Stormcloaks the Empire wants."

[@shadowtailchannel3191]

"Говорят, мы приплыли в Морровинд. Нас выпустят, это точно! Тихо, стражник идёт."

[@NevTheDeranged]

This is how literal legends are started. Jack is so stealthy, he can hide in sunshine. He never gets caught because when he steals an object, he steals the memory of it, too. He once stole an entire castle, one stone at a time, and rebuilt it on a plot of land he stole from the ground itself. There used to be another moon, but Jack stole it and keeps it to light his writing table.

[@gibrman477]

"You grew up an orphan, because your parents didn't know you existed"

[@EEEEEEEE]

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[@lucasianwerner]

HAHAAA😂😂🤣🤣

[@ClashClash89]

Stealth birth. he spend his first two years trying to escape the dreaded "Pit Latrine", before he could upgrade to "street urchin", where regular rogues get their backstory start... those spoiled brats.

[@sptony2718]

His mother has never entered the hospital he was born in.

[@TheWalkingInsomniac]

​@@sptony2718 poor Doof

[@nerdism7221]

You were so stealthy that even the gods can’t remember making you 😂

[@creaturefreak0222]

Player: rolls 100 stealth Gravity: must have been the wind

[@Devious_One7]

"-Huh." "+Uh? Jotaro-san? Is something worng?" "-Its nothing. I thought I heard [Player'sName] but it was just the rain"

[@jrdoge1503]

Npc: WHOS THERE- oh wait must have been the wind *Npc being naked and all his stuff magically disappeared*

[@commandercaptain4664]

God: R-R-R-RETURN THE MAP! Time Bandit: *rolls 100 stealth* God: Medammit!

[@DilzwieldKing]

Next step is to gaslight the player irl "What rogue? There was never a rogue in the party as far as I can remember"

[@chayonouy]

The only organisation that can find him now is the IRS

[@highlordinquisitor4882]

The horror!

[@toasterroy4376]

Bro a figure of your imagination from your childhood, from when you played in the yard, that you made so you could have a friend or foe could owe them taxes and they’d still find them

[@vagthegamer7429]

What do you mean you don't exist anymore, you clearly haven't paid your taxes!

[@whyistherepinkinthesink]

Nah even they forgot he existed 🤣🤣 Bro never gotta pay taxes again

[@tzeentchlordoffates9268]

​@@whyistherepinkinthesink The IRS always finds their man

[@Akigahdam]

the only thing in this thats unbelievable is that he managed to add it all up

[@CelticPheonix101]

Ah, but having stealthed into Oblivion, there is *one* who can find them; “Stop! You have violated the law!-“

[@isaacrandomrussell5630]

If you can roll a 500, then it’ll take him an extra 3 seconds to find you

[@remnantryku7112]

I was expecting to see this comment lol

[@JamesM1994]

"It's the Gray Fox! You're under arrest!"

[@Isaac_Ninja]

​@@JamesM1994dovahkiin can go perm invis he is better than that nobleman

[@JamesM1994]

@@Isaac_Ninja permanent invisibility is less powerful than anyone you've ever known forgetting about your existence

[@nolanlikestovibe3181]

“Gravity isn’t aware of you, your just floating off the ground.”

[@stephenadams8712]

As always he forgot that he had my bardic inspiration

[@Wex_Six]

Kobold artificer hear! I know the pain....

[@dr.blackwing1358]

Who had it?

[@stephenadams8712]

Jack the rogue? I think I have a use of it marked off on my sheet

[@VitZamotaev]

And my barbaric inspiration (like: "hide, or I'll smash you out of existence")

[@Uta_193]

A plus 12 maybe, something else? We are at 82.

[@venombeetle7473]

"You've completely been erased from this world, forever a hallowed ghost, a mass without weight, light without darkness, you're there but... You never were."

[@jaegercat6702]

Plot twist: the stealth roll failed and he got eaten by a false hydra

[@braydentaylor3851]

Or becomes one

[@kingshocker4754]

Or maybe… he always WAS one? He just… chose to live as a human for so long that he forgot what he really was?

[@pokemontrainerthink9045]

Yeah the DC was 71

[@LazySpaceRaptor]

Oh my god, I wanted to forget about these singing terrors

[@braydentaylor3851]

@@LazySpaceRaptor you will one day.

[@maxifernandez1760]

Rolling stealth so high you basically False Hydra yourself

[@danielrobinson7872]

Not gonna lie, from both a GM and player's POV, legitimately having your rogue stealth so hard that he accidentally blips himself out of existance is cool as hell. I'd be satisfied with my character ending like that.

[@jakeforgey5378]

"You now have to roll to register into existence, for every action you take from now on... needing to beat your permanent 70 on stealth... Also failing increases your stealth...."

[@plsdontpokeme3298]

@@jakeforgey5378 Should prob decrease it instead on fail and increase it on success meaning he gets to only play 50% time after it balances out.

[@gyuterenbu_]

My dm made it so that if I roll a 40 or higher I can cast blink 😌 So far my cap is still only 39 even with Pass Without Trace because I’m multiclassing rogue 5/ranger 3 and we’re on point buy so my base stats aren’t very hig and we don’t have any real buffers… but I’m holding out on the day our bard comes back from scheduling conflicts and I can simply choose to disappear for a hot second So yeah! I think you *can* and *should* be able to blink out of existence if you stealth hard enough 😁 just ask your dm

[@LuizAlexPhoenix]

​@@jakeforgey5378 I mean, if it's like blink, he will get back in a bit. If it's just hidden, once he attacks or willingly reveals himself, reality should be amended. It's not so much ceasing to exist, it's being so well integrated into the world that even a divine outlooker cannot perceive them.

[@rainingcomplete3018]

You stealth so hard you bypass the laws of the abstract.

[@PokeshifterPyra]

This went from a funny joke to really dark and depressing very quickly

[@javiercasas1565]

At that point the DM must be like:"even i dont know where you are"

[@SleepywitchVibes]

Figment of imagination by the dm 😂nat20 emotional damage

[@commandercaptain4664]

*cue Twilight Zone theme*

[@akheira3726]

How could his friend gave him bonus?

[@Dreamspace496]

It happened to me, we agreed that I simply moved to another dimension

[@eclipse4118]

New ability unlocked: Slip into Oblivion, has a chance of never finding themselves again and disappearing from reality

[@brendenthummel2941]

You know what....... THAT sounds like a near max level spell for "emergency" use cases only. I see no flaw for that. I'll allow it to be homebrew.

[@khajiitimanus7432]

Zero-summed

[@gard3boi311]

You have to roll a check of either Intelligence, Wisdom, or Constitution in order to keep yourself in existence

[@courier6402]

​@@gard3boi311Or maybe have a object act as a anchor to existence

[@TackyTakkew]

"No one can find you, no one can ever find you. And worst of all, I don't think you can find yourself." Bro went so hard on some lines for a short of all things 😭

[@nickieBurke]

But this would be terrifying for enemies. Just imagine that people around you are suddenly just dying randomly. No scream, no falling, just a blink and theyre lying there with knife wounds. You dont know what did it, you cant remember. They were always dead.

[@Cross1nsan1ty]

Must have been the wind.

[@ÄŷĶ-f6h]

Neverborn even, any trace of their existence is fading away and you guess: "Was I there for what? As an orphan with no any friends why I am here in an abandoned castle, pretending that I guard a king of kingdom that never had a king?"

[@eksprolek2924]

Thats a really good ideas for dnd campain with a hombrew monster or a villan. Kinda lost hydra thinf but just inposible to percive not making you forget

[@AnUnfortunatePotato]

Imagine stealthing so well that you accidentally become a False Hydra

[@nickieBurke]

@@AnUnfortunatePotato ubi abscondis? Dulcis puer, dulcis puer.....

[@justsomeguyonhisphone709]

Jack the Rouge became Jack the _Middle Child_

[@DKannji]

You rolled a 70? You're not playing a character. You're not even here in person. You never made a character. You never even ever exis...

[@aaronmortimer1911]

Leave the table, who the fuck are you?

[@Senn44]

What was this comment about? I'm confused.

[@Krokmaniak]

​@@Senn44It's same exact joke as in short just with different wording.

[@Senn44]

@@Krokmaniak I was playing into the joke

[@Krokmaniak]

@@Senn44 Ohhhhhh

[@sabinrawr]

DM: "... And no one will _ever_ find you..." Universe: ... DM: _(low voice)_ "Until..." Party: _(hushed gasps)_ DM: _(foreign accent)_ "Hello, we have been trying to reach you regarding your car's extended warranty!"

[@spenceduggs]

"I rolled 70 on stealth!" DM "...who said that...?"

[@jackknight1899]

Go from stealth To anti-memetic To non-existence D&D is wild

[@the_apotecary_from_tf2]

"you disappear in the astral plane, forgotten my men and gods alike, your decoy, a perfect Copy of you, Will continue your Adventure, also he's completely unnoticed by the kobolds

[@agnidas5816]

This is the one !

[@CaptainSlimeAndToast]

Bro then ends up I. One piece with Zoro on the getting lost gang

[@SaltyDani_Ma]

DM: can i have your Sheet real quick? *Throws it behind the Back. "Ok you hid from existance

[@arekg7397]

Imagine rolling for stealth so well you have to pass an impossible perception check just to realise where you are yourself.

[@CaptainSlimeAndToast]

"huh where am I?" (Now with Zoro on the one piece ship)

[@moslok4919]

- the gods can't find you - the gods are *looking* for you

[@samuellillge9319]

"You stop existing. Roll a new character."

[@troybaxter]

You rolled so high that not even the gods know of you.

[@commandercaptain4664]

@@troybaxter You rolled so high, your character is in a different RPG system.

[@TheMonkey747]

"The Missile Knows Where it is Is, Because it knows where it Isn't." Int Save +20 XD

[@Jeskai]

fear of being forgotten... he asked for this.

[@commandercaptain4664]

Athazagoraphobia or Fear Of Rolling 100 Stealth.

[@IsaahBell-gr8bn]

Never seen again, removed from all thoughts and memories to be forgotten

[@funnyskull14]

So... He's now an omnipotent being and probably causing cults to start popping up who call him "The Hidden One"

[@calanon534]

If that happened, and I was dealing with a "That Guy," I would totally do that for the next campaign, because this is looking like it's gonna crash, soon. "Oh, yeah, The Hidden One was your old character all along. Problem is, he got so stealthy, he wasn't aware of his own existence. He's now the BBEG, and he can Stealth Kill the Gods, if he can perceive his own existence long enough."

[@Fiercealpha7]

​@@calanon534the cultists grant you true sight and for a brief moment you see a humans figure fade towards reality, turning towards you he whispers "you can see me..? What am I??

[@kevinsanchez4415]

The Unseen One

[@Dull_Dusk_]

the cultists would have incredibly perception and can see anything the only way to avoid them is well... hitting a 70 and disappearing like the rogue did...

[@Robokittenremix]

Bro is hidden from truesight, blindsight, foresight, and hindsight

[@6016184]

That was brutal. Like rolling a nat 20 When there's nothing to perceive...

[@troybaxter]

See, in those cases, you briefly break the fourth wall and have your character see that he doesn't exist and that he is being controlled by giants eating Cheetos, drinking Mountain Dew, looking at pieces of paper, and rolling dice. After a brief half second, you return the character to his normal plane.

[@neono0dle631]

​@@troybaxteror your character is suddenly able to conceive every particle, its movements, sounds, smells... Even thoughts in the entire universe for a millionth of a sec overwhelming you completely making you unconscious (could also be a plot device for the DM because you can choose what he remembers of that)

[@yayamene386]

In a campaign I watched a player rolled a 39 for stealth but decided to touch the bad guy's hand, who was standing right in front of him, because he looked fluffy

[@JustCallMeOlk]

My fucking KZbin crashed after he said "I think no one ever saw you" I think my phone wanted to agree.

[@LuxAeterna22878]

RANGER: [Dies and goes to Heaven.] GOD: "...wait, who are you again?"

[@SoggyWafle17]

Why does this have the same energy as the sonic meme that says the one thing about being faster than light is that you live in constant darkness?

[@yannickoepcke1568]

But you wouldn't? Except If you Ran in the opposite direction of every lightsource, wich is Not possible. You would still Hit the light that was already traveling in your direction or the light that travels the Same direction as you

[@LazySpaceRaptor]

​@@yannickoepcke1568You've never heard of red-shift or blue-shift have you? Imagine the sound of an emergency vehicle, full sirens, passing your front porch at 70mph. It's basically the doppler effect but with light.

[@yannickoepcke1568]

@@LazySpaceRaptor yes i have heard of it, but that would as you Said only affect the percieved wavelength. You would still See the light. The Problem that would present itself would be that you Not only would you percieve the light that travels in your direction, but also light that travels from your left to your right etc. You would effectively "catch" light from all Angles making your field of View Infinite. Combine that with the Red/blue Shift and the Speed of causality and you get an incomprehensible Image. And because your brain cant Hope to process this shitload of information in time you would See nothing but a constant flash of White, but Still you would See SOMETHING Edit: i prefer a racecar as example for the doppler effect. Its far more recognizeable imo

[@ordinaryfellow9093]

​@@yannickoepcke1568this whole situation and overthinking could be fixed by only thinking of having 1 only lightsource and you moving away from it in a physic paper.

[@yannickoepcke1568]

@@ordinaryfellow9093 i recommend you read all comments, this isn't about theory with only 1 lightsource. Its about reality where light reflects from nearly anywhere and you have incountable amounts of different crossing rays

[@Pandor25]

You blended so good in the shadow that you slipped in the shadowverse. Now you are surrounded by shadow monster, roll initiative.

[@grape_protogen]

Rouge rolls 70 to hide?... Whelp. Now your campaign setting has a vestige of a forgotten hero who hid so well that he slipped away from reality, doomed to roam the realms, haunting. Waiting to drag an unfortunate soul into oblivion.

[@DragonKnightJin]

For all eternity, as Death can't find him either.

[@Duhbears]

I really want to watch this video but I can’t stop crying and laughing. Best DM response ever to such a high roll.

[@JadeJuno]

Rolled so high the outcome becomes worse than a nat 1

[@remnantryku7112]

XD

[@VideoGameMontagination]

integer overflow be like:

[@somethingfunny666]

It went all the way back around. 😅😂

[@matmat6317]

He found himself in quite the predicament

[@swingardium706]

A genuinely cool way to flavour an absolutely insane stealth check is to say the plyer has stepped partially or completely into the Border Ethereal

[@badman0044]

You physically blinked into the ethereal realm

[@Falschera]

Dm was like "You wanna be an ass about your roll? Well, I can be an ass about your roll too."

[@afaerfeathers2291]

I could see that last line coming from a mile away and it still hit me like a truck. Nicely done.

[@hawkouthunter]

Player: rolls 100 stealth Enemies: weren't there four of yall?

[@sethb3090]

Party: wait, weren't there four of us???

[@alalalal5952]

Thankyou! I never thougth about the other side when theorised about a perfect Rogue stealth with no magic or extra traces. How i could never thought that? Thankyou again.

[@ixelhaine]

"You hid so well you caused your Dad forgot to come home with the milk."

[@whyistherepinkinthesink]

💀💀💀

[@SleepywitchVibes]

Plot twist: you’re the dad

[@NochSoEinKaddiFan]

Hallmark of a great DM: respond to the craziest, most game breaking things players can do in a way that emotionally enriches the game

[@diomeadiesrogue5631]

Absolutely perfect way to describe what happens when you over do a combo. Min maxing is fun but only when it's done in moderation.

[@l4unchp4dgaming38]

"Min-Maxing" is literally playing the game. Sorry someone making their character good makes you feel inadequate.

[@diomeadiesrogue5631]

@@l4unchp4dgaming38 Incorrect. Min-Maxing or minimum effort maximum damage isn't how to play the game its a way to play but it's not how to. Not to mention it can drain the fun out of a group of done poorly. Which being honest if mostly always is.

[@anoukdevries8144]

Fun fact. There is actually a poor X-man with this power. He's called Forgetmenot. As soon as someone takes their eyes of him they forget him. His power is literally to make irl people go "Must have been the wind..."

[@SPARTANTROOPER]

This is just the DM humbling the player for being that guy.

[@TheWorldsLargestOven]

When you roll so high at stealth that you cease to exist.

[@jonsnow1324]

"Ok, unfortunately, the Dragon is aware and knows the location of any creature within 50 miles of its layer as a regional effect"

[@bernardohchongching224]

Ngl tbis the plot to everyone else is a returnee He's so good at hiding god forgot to send him to another world while the world was facing an apocolypse.

[@mr.noahfabi8510]

You were found because you were hidden so good that Stealth didn't know who he was Stealthing

[@dannyhatchett1865]

The New Great Old One The Unseen “Time cannot find Him, Age can not see Him, even death…..cannot find Him”

[@pydipayhaos7475]

"I feel like if i get anymore stealth i will dissappear" -a wise man

[@Boulevard_of_broken_dreams]

"worst of all: you cant even find yourself" *starts tearing up* that made me laugh!

[@GreedyDrunk92]

When your stealth is so good that you're getting banished into the shadow realm

[@troybaxter]

He wishes he was banished into the shadow realm. I don't even think the shadow realm knows of his existence.

[@GreedyDrunk92]

@@troybaxter who are you talking about?

[@troybaxter]

@@GreedyDrunk92 who indeed

[@Ririxpj]

He rolled so well that he was removed from the timeline.

[@lorenzobarbato7344]

When you decide to make a NAT 20 higher to piss the master and they make it so epic that it becomes a NAT 1

[@sabinrawr]

Remember that a Nat 20 is not automatically success for a skill check. That only applies to attack rolls. Some people play it this way, and that can be fun too, but it's not the general rule.

[@lorenzobarbato7344]

@@sabinrawr I know, I was commenting what happened in the shorts

[@Riolunator]

Game i followed once had the ranger stealth so hard he dipped into the worm dimension

[@Hypercoreriper]

This just reminds me of that one manhwa where the MC was left on earth cause god didnt notice him.

[@cloudsteele1989]

WTF? HAve a name?

[@Hypercoreriper]

@@cloudsteele1989 yeah it's :everyone else is a returnee.

[@-The_Ancient_One-]

Bro stealthed out of the narrative

[@MountainWo1f]

You asked for this. Roles 70 No, you asked for this.

[@farfromirrational]

Ive never seen such a captivating blank short about no one

[@lovecraftgamer5398]

And you never will

[@alexanderawe8031]

"You become so inperceptible you phase through a person, he instantly shivers from the feeling, and then has a sudden amnesial attack and forgets about it."

[@OGSontar]

Yeah, never snark at your DM right before you bust out with a totally improbable steal "roll". Props to the DM for the instant karma from an old, retired DM. Keep them on their toes!

[@Silhouette777]

Bro ascended to John Cena

[@HypotheticalCrabPhisics]

Who is john cena?

[@k2sauser521]

​@HypotheticalCrabPhisics yeah I don't know either... bros making people up now SMH.

[@bartoszjaniak9370]

He's a rogue, nobody remembers him, he can't find himself and his existance is hard to explain. So... He's Cole from Dragon Age.

[@goldsm1th92]

my middle school had home room and there was this couch that was facing into a u of book shelves and for a few months every day i would go into home room and read a book while laying on that couch and i was marked absent for every single day until they talked to me at a parent teacher conference and asked why i was always absent from home room and i had to tell them that i had been there every day they didnt say i was wrong they just said "oh um well then could you just come talk to me when you come into home room everyday from now on so i dont mark you absent"

[@c.b.-]

Player: Player:

[@DomanicSly]

"You find yourself in a completely different place. Endless hallways surround you. The ceiling has a strange, gridlike pattern of tiles. Some of the tiles are twice as long and have a magical light emitting from them. You hear nothing but a faint hum from these lights, and everything is a dull yellow."

[@Neme331]

Backrooms but dnd -Dackrooms-

[@malachiabdo5200]

No just no

[@sallak6483]

No.

[@Xekoh977]

I think a funnier joke would be the guy left the shot. Showing that he was so stealthy it affected him outside of the game

[@envoy7784]

Bro either went into the backrooms or hid himself from reality itself! XD

[@kaizeremperaiga1807]

He soo good at stealth, He just erased his existence

[@Phantasmagasm]

Stealth so hard that you evolve into a being of pure stealth energy

[@IamJason99]

"I dont think you know yourself... Wait... How did you get in my house? Who the Fluck are you!?!"

[@GGBlaster]

I don’t play d&d, I don’t know why it’s on my feed, but this… THIS is golden

[@thedoctor1466]

A roll so good he vanished from existence.

[@alhvatr]

Reminded me of an X-Men character called ForgetMeNot. Basically unless you're looking directly at him, you don't know he exists. And when you look away you completely forget he exists.

[@courier6402]

If I remember even photos forget him and Professor X is the only person who can remember his face as he did some weird psychic thing to help him remember him.

[@MikiCaughtFire]

They told me if I sought nothing but to be the best rogue, I would lose myself in the process. I thought them nothing but jealous fools, but here I am. I have become stealth incarnate, but now that I'm here...I don't know where else to go. I don't know who I am without the goal to chase. All I'll ever known is the chase, and now it's become clear...I am nothing without it. It has become painful obvious, I have been chasing the wrong thing my entire life...

[@chameleon8844]

". . .and worst of all, I don't think you can find yourself." 😂😂😂😂

[@ayasusa1258]

Imagine being so good at Stealth, you even fool the fabric of reality and can walk in and out of time and space

[@Zaez_Cerebrate]

That was an absolutely brilliant change on the usual method. Well done, sir.

[@Adodang]

This is actually a really good concept. You became soo hidden that reality itself bend as you enter a realm which makes it so that no one realize you ever existed and slowly you too will forget of your existence so you have to use it sparingly.

[@coalrocks]

"Congratulations, you're a ghost"

[@Quib101]

Holy shite, I did that with my mates as we played a campaign, everyone just ignored them for the next 5ish sessions