"DA CHOP SHOP"- AN ORK TALE || WARHAMMER 40K || A FAN READING

A fan reading of fan fiction!
WH40K Ork short story found on 1D4CHAN
Read by Paul Graham
Author unknown. Get in touch!

[@nelsondisalvatore9812]

"Oi boss did ya forget ya were colorblind again?" WHEEEZEE!

[@mcchicken1849]

Whenever anyone thinks of what they would like to be of they were in the W40K universe, like being a space marine or a imperial guardsmen and so on, honestly being a ork would be the simpilist and most enjoyable. Working for Lefty at his chop shop would be pretty cool... Just don't tell the Commissar I said that.

[@jason.larsenthedanishgreek1226]

...he's just the Sistered Manager dude it's not his shop

[@Overanalyse_This]

If I could choose to be anything in WH40K I'd be an Inquisitor. Tons of authority, freedom to do as you wish and basically no oversight.

[@dueinuremom5082]

I would choose ork because they don’t really feel pain, they are extremely durable and long lasting injury just doesn’t happen, if you grab a piece of metal shaped like a gun and say bang you can shoot someone and you get bigger buy punching people

[@WyNugg]

@@dueinuremom5082 And if you're Orky enough Gork n Mork might spit you out as an Ork again.

[@Compgeek86]

​@@Overanalyse_This Consider the most toxic office you know of. Everyone trying to steal credit, get their name on the right project, undermine everyone else's work, and trying to get everyone is fired. Add a personal assistant that can melt your mind with a thought and that's what working in the inquisition is.

[@kennethbedwell5188]

As a Project Manager, I thoroughly approve of an Ork Project Manager.

[@sambob8019]

No slacking off on my job site although it did take them a couple years to figure out that people did actually need to drink water regularly but you know besides that little miss hap

[@kingterry6045]

Now I want to hear the stories of them building a gargant...

[@Robert_Douglass]

3:24 "Boss, did youse forget dat you woz colourblind again??" 😂 Oi, I likes dis storee, I duz. Wear's Lefty Tennant?!

[@kostakatsoulis2922]

I fucking love Ork economics. The absolute example of a self-sustaining, self-regulating economy

[@TheSorrowOfTheReaper]

That was awesome! It might as well be an official GW audiobook

[@AVoxintheVoid]

That's a huge compliment reaper

[@ThatBlokeCalledPete]

Dude, you and Warrior Tier do DA BEST orky voices! Neeeeed mooaaarr!

[@LordOfMadness]

Now I want more of Leftie. What an amazing brainboy really

[@megapizzadragon2397]

You gotta do more ork stuff. This is well done.

[@AVoxintheVoid]

Thankyou dragon. I absolutely love doing the Ork fiction, never seems to be as popular as I would hope though.

[@alexwest2514]

MORE ORKY SHENANIGANS PLS

[@AVoxintheVoid]

I love me some orky fun!

[@wrenpl9070]

:D sounds perfect for orks

[@marakonius7785]

When this channel gets big, let all know I was here almost from the beginning :)

[@AVoxintheVoid]

I hope it does build some traction in the coming year, and I thank you for listening. 😃

[@ChillAssTurtle]

Forreal

[@brianglenney8642]

Yep

[@Turnil321]

I get it, the assistant manager is an orkcountant (like a human accountant). orkcountant = A ork who can count

[@AVoxintheVoid]

Haha! 😜

[@hrvad]

What's an orkunt then?

[@AVoxintheVoid]

That's for after hours...

[@douglasbillington8521]

Well his name is Lefty Tennent. Lieutenant. But in a Cockney British " Leftennent" way.

[@JujiSmile]

I love this! Yes, please more stories about Lefty!

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

“Crustimers” Amazing

[@richardvaldes3959]

Sounds good to me boss

[@MrGravylegs]

The more I hear Ork stories the more I fall in love with these boyz!! By far they have the most fun of any group in 40K. Their politics are simple, the rules and faith structures are even more simple!! Red go the fastest! Blue for the luck! Yellow for the riches! And Green is Da Best!

[@darrylshabong2458]

Gargant story next please!

[@user-qj3hk8fw7s]

Just found your channel! Ive been watching your vids for like 2 hours lol The voicework is absolutely AAA tier and you should be really proud of yourself! 😄

[@AVoxintheVoid]

I'm really glad you found your way here!! Hope you stick around. Thankyou for the unbelievably kind words.

[@Thecando]

Now I want more! Thank for the good performance

[@AVoxintheVoid]

Thankyou kindly. This was one of my first ones but It holds a special place in my heart!

[@davidshank148]

Can't get enough of the ork stories. Love the rowdy waaaaagh!

[@mlpsh6995]

I love this story.

[@Kroggnagch]

Y'know... when i used to date this gal named Gretchen, and she always admired and complimented me on my "nice and straight" teeth, i never thought much of it until recently learning of the Warhammer 40k universe. Hmm...

[@sadwingsraging3044]

A chance to up DAKKA things, make bigger booms, and fulfill the need for speed. And to think they actually pays ya 'n good teeth fer doing it! Heaven itself sounds like to me.

[@adams5613]

This ....is....amazing!

[@AVoxintheVoid]

Thank you Adam, I really enjoyed making this one but all my orky narrations don't tend to get love so I appreciate your comment!

[@brooklynkeith2877]

sistant anager' lefty 🤣🤣

[@___slowrider___]

I love orks so much! The expensive ones works better. Even dumb gitz know that!

[@davebowman9000]

This was very interesting. Hope there's more some time!

[@robbabcock_]

Cool to get an Ork tale!

[@banneduser5187]

Thanks!

[@AVoxintheVoid]

Wow, thankyou my friend 🤘

[@sarahthesarah2850]

Orkz! Da Boyz!

[@ryanhupp5240]

Imperium board a spacehulk= who will win, Genesteelers or the astartes? Orcs board spacehulk= genesteelers r ded

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

4:25 this sounds exactly like the DRG driller

[@Mrmaverickism]

love da ork bitz

[@AVoxintheVoid]

Many thanks!! I love doing Ork narrations. I'd probably just solely do pieces of orky lore if it was popular (Which it sadly isn't)

[@Mrmaverickism]

@@AVoxintheVoid well next time ya do another one it has one listen guarenteed

[@echosr2139]

Part 2 please 👏

[@sireci3142]

Part 2?

[@AVoxintheVoid]

There was only one part written my friend

[@sireci3142]

@@AVoxintheVoid sorrow

[@AVoxintheVoid]

@@sireci3142 there are other Ork fan fiction I'm interested in doing..hold tight

[@charliehiggins7876]

It's Kargob, not Garkob.

[@AVoxintheVoid]

This was one of my first audio narrations. If I pronounced anything wrong put it down to naivety!

[@Warlord_Gruktak_Rukrak]

Another great Ork story😂👍🏼 why are this one are so underrated?😢

[@AVoxintheVoid]

Tell me about it! I love xenos stories (especially orky ones)

[@chuckthomas1872]

These are excellent, great production on all these videos I have been watching them all day, great stuff !! subbed, of course..

[@AVoxintheVoid]

Really appreciate it Chuck! Thankyou for sticking with it and hope you stay around brother!