dabihawks: who's more likely to

[@porcelina956]

Dabi: "Eat the rich kids they're full of nutrients" words of wisdom for 2020.

[@ThatEnbyAkutagawaKinnie]

I was going to comment that

[@l77vrain80]

@@ThatEnbyAkutagawaKinnie same

[@ThatEnbyAkutagawaKinnie]

@@l77vrain80 I texted my sister that with no context the other day

[@l77vrain80]

@@ThatEnbyAkutagawaKinnie nice.

[@ThatEnbyAkutagawaKinnie]

@@l77vrain80 yeah she responded with "What the heck?😂"

[@sarahgr17]

“Who’s most likely to fake their own death and move somewhere else”. Me: Hahahahaha 🤣

[@cryptidcorner]

dabi: 😬

[@anikajohnson6625]

I laughed so hard I almost became crying

[@TIREDD3NI]

cryptid corner cosplay Dabi: CRAP WHY YOU GOTTA EXPOSE MY ASS LIKE THAT

[@tomurashigaraki3107]

Lol😂

[@sadhanareguna8316]

@@tomurashigaraki3107 Uncle tenko!

[@orimurphy6069]

I swear, this is the only thing keeping me alive during Quarantine. "Eat the rich kids their full of nutrients"

[@ThatEnbyAkutagawaKinnie]

Same

[@Flamethrower-oc9ot]

i heard "eat the rich kids they're full of nutrients" and im dying

[@ThatEnbyAkutagawaKinnie]

Same

[@unusbecauseimnotamasochist9045]

WIsh I was still in high school so I could've made "Eat the rich, kids; they're full of nutrients" my senior quote lmfao

[@The_Quost]

I will do it for you (also I love your name)

[@amprice2727]

I'm making it my senior quote and memento mori, unus annus

[@ThatEnbyAkutagawaKinnie]

I AM making that my senior quote

[@discordkitten8777]

5:30 How has nobody realized how dabi said "he only reads porn thats is"

[@gayfartballs5554]

The Miami goth is back boiss

[@when-life-gives-lemons9613]

WOOOO 🤣🤣

[@erichan5489]

Ye÷eeeeeeeeeeessssssss

[@leesmith9190]

😂🤣ikr

[@lahanasome2700]

Hell yeah!!!!!🤪🤪🤪

[@kiwiboop8440]

... “eat the rich kids they’re full of nutrients” COMING FROM A FREAKIN TODOROKI-

[@cryptidcorner]

listen sometimes you get disowned from your rich ass family and decide to take down the bourgeoisie

[@kiwiboop8440]

cryptid corner cosplay ... this has made my day 😂😂😂 that’s totally valid I support this decision

[@c0sm1c.bl4d3]

Who is more likely to make someone cry on accident Both: hawks Dabi: i do it on purpose 😂

[@MillionX157]

4:37 Dabi: it runs in the family- (if touya was dabi lol)

[@cryptidcorner]

OH oof yeah dabi do be coming from a failed marriage household

[@RedBanana_]

*IT’S CANON!!*

[@wowry]

Imagine if Todoroki saw this

[@wowry]

@Kayla Echols Oop-

[@aizawasensei1317]

Hello student.

[@wowry]

@@aizawasensei1317 hello mr. Aizawa

[@lunamidoryia5706]

I subbed to you

[@wowry]

@@lunamidoryia5706 yay tysm

[@honeyjar2970]

Me: *sees Dabi in a Hawaiian shirt* Dabi: "Welcome to our podcast" Me: *likes video instantly*

[@cryptidcorner]

dabi is secretly a dad in miami

[@KingExplosionMurder001]

Whos more likely to be a millionare Hawks: me baBEE Literally the most fabulous quotation of the entire vid

[@cryptidcorner]

hawks is rich and famous and hes not gonna let his trophy boyfriend forget it~

[@tomurashigaraki3107]

Yes

[@alannahtheweeb5707]

Eat the rich kids they're full of nutrients omfg lol 😂😂😂

[@CawkDestoryer]

"we'd be pretty sexy in a band" *Slowly adds to favorites list*

[@Angelina_Tav]

Worlds okayest dad More like: worlds child with the worst dad

[@Kitthekat31]

Dabi’s face when The cat jumped on the table was hilarious

[@lunaplayz8783]

“Who’s most likely to fake their death and move someone new” Me: DABI IS TOUYA! AND HE LITERALLY DID THAT😂🤣😂

[@gray7624]

Why are they both so adorable tho?? 1:30 5:34 I DONT NEED ONE

[@cryptidcorner]

dabi's tiddies are iconic (and thank you!!)

[@tomurashigaraki3107]

Lol😂

[@internetstorage]

3:33 i love how they put down the cards at the same time 😂😂

[@cryptidcorner]

two dudes in unison,,,,, what does it mean,,,,,

[@douglaspruitt7767]

Who's most likely to fake there death and move somewhere new" Hawks:stares at dabi* Dabi: 0-0.......

[@jannat-ej7ch]

question: “who’s more likely to fake their death and move new somewhere new?” me: BAHAHAHAH me *thinking*: that question was directed straight to dabi

[@justaweirdo5187]

*"eat the rich kids, they are full of nutrients"*

[@internetstorage]

7:22 iM- hawks is my mood tho ksjdka

[@kyliewhite9568]

Hawks: "I care about your appearance you don't got a lot of it left" 😂😂

[@cryptidcorner]

he came for dabis THROAT

[@sleepy_creepykid7958]

DON'T MIND ME! JUST HERE TO DELIVER SOME DAILY LOVE AND HUGS.

[@spawnofsatan4486]

"Who is most likely to fake their own death and mover somewhere else" Dabi: Baby I'm not even here. I'm a hallucination.

[@cryptidcorner]

dabi: i cannot and will not be percieved

[@lilac-kun2541]

Video: "Who's most lilley to fake their death and move somewhere new?" Hawks: *Dying of laughter* Dabi: *Reading to murder everyone Me: *Dying of laughter* Holy Shi- Dabi Got called da F- Out XD

[@carrotgoats44]

"I'm very good at soup." -Dabi

[@cecil6433]

IM IN TEARS LAUGHING OMG! HAWKS DABI PLEASE!!! here's a few Question, 1) How is the LOV and The Hero's Organization STILL AROUND?! 2) How are you two STILL alive after all the BS you pull? 3) IF, here me out, IF We do Eat the rich(Hawks) and Dabi Roasted them what would they taste like and HOW WOULD Dabi Prepare Said Rich person? I Love you both so much, keep being your Chaotic selves!

[@doodlezjay]

We got world's okayed dad and hello kitty fanboy playing "who's most likely to"

[@chloeellerbee4284]

THERE IS A HELLO KITTY CUP!!! Yey

[@smol_ghost1560]

I choked on mah chocolate when the one about faking their own death came up 😂😂

[@MrDammages]

That ending got me though, "Eat rich kids they're full of nutrients" 🤣🤣

[@nofacespacetasmr3008]

Dabi’s Scars are so hard to do but you actually did them very well

[@Shiloh_has_a_bird]

Eat the rich kids, they’re full of nutrients -Touya Todoroki

[@starlight4410]

It’s canon now: When Dabi and Hawks get a house together they immediately get a cat

[@cryptidcorner]

what if,,,,, they got two,,,,,,, (or more)

[@starlight4410]

cryptid corner cosplay **fear**

[@littlelotus4572]

0:50 Inconsequential hawks-

[@allysoncaleb9541]

Q55 is literally PERFECT for dabi😂😂😂😂😭😭❤️💀💀💀💀

[@savannahschibler6141]

Y'all make my quarantine worth it

[@ThatAmberGirl3]

Bird Boy can fly he would survive a Zombie Apocalypse

[@random.fandom6595]

3:15 “What if I ate a spider?” “Fun” fact: you eat 8 spiders, in your sleep, each year

[@cryptidcorner]

hmmm. i knew that, but i also hate that i know that

[@donaldfuck2743]

why...... 😐

[@random.fandom6595]

@@donaldfuck2743 Found out that its not true 😅

[@donaldfuck2743]

@@random.fandom6595 Thank Fuck 🤣

[@spineluniverse8312]

Number 55 was screaming Dabi

[@superRdavies]

“Bird babe dabs bird babe dabs “ Me:died inside cause of bird babe but.....bird bitch😳😳😂😂 that is what I shall call hawks now😂

[@_SpiffyStardusttt_]

I’d like to mention that the last question they did was the number 69 and I love it

[@cryptidcorner]

haha nice :)

[@chantalrobertson4697]

I just graduated today, and then you guys posted, thanks for being a channel that I always look forward to watching, keep doing what your doing, ❤❤.

[@BobtailedDumpling]

This was the vod I was first recommended that ultimately led me to following you guys last year. Thanks for the smiles and laughs!

[@dholedog3767]

“We have coffee and tequila/orange juice you’ll never find the time of day it is” Me: *hAh the time of day is green!*

[@Loomine.]

6:05 Me:😂 Dabi aka Touya: 😅 Hawks aka Keigo: 🤣

[@faevondergeist67]

Lmaooo the cursed energy of Dabihawks reading passages from a tragic Shakespearean romance

[@failedattempttm]

6:07 *NOW YOU SEE-*

[@emeraldgaze]

Dabi: "Eat the rich kids, they're full of nutrients" Me: ...but Dabi was a rich kid, yeah? he's just not rich anymore or maybe he meant Dabi: "Eat the rich, kids. they're full of nutrients"

[@cryptidcorner]

yeah! he's telling kids to eat rich people

[@goreglaze3461]

"Me because I am actually literate."

[@ManhattanAnn]

Dabi:We have coffee and tequila and orange juice Me:NoOoOoOo ItS vOdKa AnD oRaNgE jUiCe

[@axl_16649]

I'm back to watch the first video that I found of you guys

[@lakshmiajay6977]

6:04 that question just straight up went for dabi 😂😂😂

[@traceyangel1706]

u guys always make my day

[@Vivistarstuff]

This channel is underrated! You guys are hilarious! You deserve a lot more love on here! ^^

[@IDEK524]

Like your cup hawks *Him in a hello kitty onesie and slippers*👍

[@ShotoTodoroki-em3kc]

Bowl of plate

[@janahamdy6628]

The fact that dabi is drinking out of a cup with the words world's okayest dad is just

[@cryptidcorner]

he's a father to something

[@Al-vd5kq]

I love you guys you are so canon 🥺💞

[@issyguinn7895]

cookie looks like my cat

[@avery2944]

Dabi and hawks what the yeet are you doing?!!?? And why wasent i invited T-T

[@cryptidcorner]

we're doing our best~

[@squish1273]

This is soon funny ahh I needed a laugh thankyou

[@squish1273]

Also eat the rich kids they are full of nutrients

[@snovy_clover]

Ok i just love the fact jeff just looks so Confused for like half of the video 😂

[@cryptidcorner]

i just dont know whats going on

[@loveall2695]

I’m sorry u don’t feel good and I hope u feel better

[@RileyConnorHale]

Now all I have in my head is Eat The Rich by Aerosmith. Great video, I like the dynamic between them.

[@cryptidcorner]

,,,,,,,i have a new song to listen to

[@RileyConnorHale]

@@cryptidcorner It is a rock group so see if you like it/them. I hope you like what you hear.

[@wholesystem5840]

Hello kitty

[@kaziapladzyk6234]

At 6:00 it's so funny I'm dead XD

[@cryptidcorner]

we got called out SO MUCH during this video

[@ianorsomething]

I love dabi sjsnwuhw

[@evelynbritt9938]

I'm sorry but... "Who's most likely to fake their death and move somewhere new?" ... I. Can't. Stop. Laughing. I FEEL LIKE THIS WAS PLANNED!!!

[@cryptidcorner]

it wasnt!! we went in not knowing the questions but TRUST ME we lost it when that one came up!

[@dragonriderke9914]

Can you please do another never have I ever

[@cryptidcorner]

absolutely! we'd love to do one with more people/characters so we could go around in a circle the way the game usually goes

[@aidenbourassa3840]

The question that said who would take there death and hawks was like that would be wild it dabi did and dabi is like good he doesn’t know i actually did

[@cryptidcorner]

dabi "and ill do it again" todoroki pullin up to the function (the function is his own funeral)

[@lilycatherine3238]

Hey I love you guys so much! 💜💜💜

[@littlelotus4572]

It’s hiiiiigh noon

[@tomurashigaraki3107]

OOOOoOOoOOOo 😂😂my ship!

[@bakugoukatsuki8948]

Am I the only one who was just looking at there channel and just- Those amazing piccrew characters

[@nightwatch7156]

This shows you dabi is toya Also I love what dabi said at the end

[@cryptidcorner]

comrade dabi coming through~

[@cryptidcorner]

or should i say,,,,, comrade touya

[@michaelamorris872]

The cat tryed to kill dabi Haha😆 hwh

[@chloediaz6406]

I love your cat cookie (=

[@darrendear1033]

Kidnapped him

[@lovenelapiz3424]

Idk why but when the cat jumped up I had a heart attack

[@cryptidcorner]

honestly me too,,, surprise cookies are always a treat and a skip of the heart

[@lovenelapiz3424]

@@cryptidcorner BAHAHAHHAHAHA

[@sadhanareguna8316]

Hello fathers!

[@keeganweir2117]

Yes

[@sarahands620]

Dabi got fucking called out on his past

[@valerielawton2233]

THEY KISSED- EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@Naomi-sama-c6i]

My brother just asked me " Why does he look like the spawn of Goku and Micheal Jackson? " 🤣🤣

[@bobbiegregory8576]

dabi cant get erested he wood lite the po po on fire

[@cryptidcorner]

ACAB: all cops are barbecue

[@karleehoneycutt9735]

Dabi will not harm HArrY POTteR

[@gachacrow08]

Question: Who is most likely to fake their own death and move somewhere new? Me: HAHAHAHAHAHA DABI! it knows your past >:3

[@Bill_Cipher25]

yo when the cat jumped on the table why was dabi so shook

[@cryptidcorner]

stortled doobert

[@Bill_Cipher25]

@@cryptidcorner hahaha that made me wheeze

[@xasher_cloudx]

2:36 What do you mean dabi is the definition of piercing

[@zakutoshi]

I WAS REWATCHING THIS AND I JS REALISED THE GAKE

[@cryptidcorner]

eheheh GAKE

[@zakutoshi]

@@cryptidcorner GAKE 🔛🔝

[@issyguinn7895]

i am gessing dusk

[@marciawilliamson8196]

I like ur cup hawks 😃👍

[@Bob-tu5hz]

IM STEALING THE CAT ITS TO CUTE BAI

[@cam5970]

cats

[@cryptidcorner]

cats *nods*

[@akiri-gacha5435]

There both by law die...toya and Keigo

[@cryptidcorner]

oh OOF you're right but WHY did u have to say it????!? the ANGST

[@akiri-gacha5435]

sorry I had to say it... I’m very passionate about My BNHA

[@eternitygrounds5043]

So my mom's not the only one who drinks tequila with orange juice?