Dad Jokes Vol.5

[@tracylangsley4064]

A man walks into a chip shop with a salmon under his arm n asks "have you got any fish cakes?" The worker says "no, sorry" the man says "that's a shame" the worker asks "why?" The man says "it's his birthday"🤣🤣

[@cherb_soco1891]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@georgepaust8416]

Two blondes walk into a building ... You'd think one of them would have seen it!

[@sandrafrederick7511]

The jokes are (mostly) cringe-worthy, but guys, your delivery is stellar!😂❤

[@maryreuter6462]

I’ve cried & laughed so hard in my life! 😂

[@DarkRaven_76]

🤣🤣You Know You Guys Are Funny BUT The People Who Used Your Voices For The Animated Aliens Telling Dad Jokes Makes It Even More Hillarious🤣🤣

[@juliarodgers5795]

Ha figured out the Peekaboo joke! Too fun! Thnx guys!

[@mitchelnorton2692]

Did you hear the one about the two cargo ships in the ocean that collided? One was carrying red paint the other was carrying blue paint. The crews were marooned.

[@cherb_soco1891]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@davidgrinvalsky2636]

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it...

[@RebeccaKleemeyer]

i told my dad the peekaboo one he loved lol

[@kristomonieth]

We do this while camping/hunting and fishing... I work in the forest once the snow melts and comes back, these jokes happen more often than not, especially before bed after a full belly lol

[@SargeWolf010]

Ok for those may not understand 13 is 1pm Millitary time

[@michaelyedlowski6674]

Keep these videos coming. 😅😅😅

[@iamnotguilty]

What did the doe say when she walked out of the woods? That's the last time I do that for two bucks.

[@ninabenson2827]

I love this stuff. Y'all crack me up. 👍💞🤗😂😂😂

[@Oldtimered]

I hope these boys aren't armed.

[@JasonSutherland-p6h]

Why don't chicks from Kentucky do reverse cowgirl?? Cuz you don't turn your back on family 🤪

[@dilligaff1979]

When is a bus, not a bus? When it turns into a street. 3 blondes walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it!

[@hunatae]

2:45 that wasn't even the joke yet and they cracked up...

[@tracylangsley4064]

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea.....what do you call a deer with no eyes n no legs? Still no idea 🤣🤣 I know I know there old but still funny🤣

[@mitchelnorton2692]

What do you call a deer with no eyes , no legs, and no testicles? Still no f****** idea.😂

[@tracylangsley4064]

@@mitchelnorton2692 hahaha 🤣🤣

[@DarkRaven_76]

😂What Do You Call A Dog With No Legs, Doesnt Matter, He Still Aint Coming🤣

[@shaneshepherd7753]

These are fucking amazing

[@wing4ever]

Good to see the new stoner generation maturing!!

[@MsBDA]

Random .... 3 individuals showed up at Chambers st train station in Manhattan NY wearing similar outfit only shorter in height . I was employed at tribeca dental studio at the time and While I was living in bayridge Brooklyn NY a group of individuals driving a white 4x4 pick truck was on 75th ...yelling and screaming.. Seems like people are infiltrating or impersonating you"ll in a horrible manner in NEW YORK CITY!!!!! JUST SAYING ..... IF CREDIT CARDS ARE AROUND ....!!!!! This is not a joke!!!!

[@MsBDA]

I DON'T SONT LOVE YOU!!! ON ANY PERSINAL LEVEL LEAVE ME ALONE!!!! THIS IS THE LAST TIME!!!!!!!

[@jeffreywilmot3798]

These are as funny as a screen door on a submarine.