Dad Jokes vs Scammers

[@christopherhancock9752]

It's 5 minutes from my house to the bar. it's 35 minutes from the bar to my house ... The difference is staggering!!

[@stephaniehumphries]

Omg Deyo this was so freaking funny 😂the scammer couldn’t get the jokes because he was concentrating on scamming you 🙄but they were funny 🤣good job my friend 👏🏽

[@DEYOCLUB]

He got a few which was surprising. Thanks Stephanie!

[@dkjoasis]

Love the Dad jokes - keep up the good work! I was told during an interview to describe myself in three words. I said, "I'm not very good at following instructions."

[@DEYOCLUB]

lol

[@traBylliB]

Dad: "Hey Doc, I'm constipated!" Doc: "No shit?"

[@thejeffreyshow939]

I went to the doctor and told him I broke my arm in four places. The doctor said don't go to those places.

[@artistknownaslisa2850]

I went to the doctor and said, "It hurts when I do this." He said, "Don't do that."

[@GreggBB]

Wow, they don't even realize so many are jokes. That was a lot of fun!!

[@qualitymom0010]

Two unwritten rules- took me a minute. Love your jokes, delivery and what you do.

[@DEYOCLUB]

NOBODY got that! Thank you!!!

[@otpyrcralphpierre1742]

@@DEYOCLUB I got it as soon as you put up the placard.

[@yeahnoonecaresifyouarefirst]

So did i

[@ProjectEnglishII]

How you can make these jokes with a straight face is amazing!

[@frankbaron1608]

Cowboy walks into a German car sales shop and says Audi.

[@RNCV-uf7wu]

I saw a sheep in a swimsuit driving a fast car, it was a Lamb bikini

[@sasquatch466]

Some of those jokes were really funny (the Tiger Woods joke was my favorite) I'm not surprised the scammer got annoyed, I guess he was too much into his "work"...

[@DEYOCLUB]

Yeah their "work". Or as he put it "speak less work hard" lol

[@Dinkum_Aussie]

😆👍 Nice one DEYO, you always come up with such creative ways to screw with these eediots!

[@Barbaracoyle]

Your crazy and made my day with a little laughter

[@frankbaron1608]

I’ve just seen an advert selling Hairpieces for a £1. I thought that's a small price toupee.

[@noordinyusufaly8465]

You are funeeee. They did not understand your one line jokes because they are limited in their knowledge of the English language. Keep up the good fight and I loved your jokes. ❤️😂👌

[@ozzyboy1885]

DEYO wow awesome job loved the jokes and you played him so well. Thank you for sharing with us all. Much Love and deep respect from Down Under 🤣🤣🤣

[@willownilla3114]

Will have to do some thinking to be able to tell you any of my dad's jokes, it has been a long time since I heard them. But those you shared were fun.

[@peterzabilka3664]

This is fantastic!!! Well done.

[@frankbaron1608]

i went into a barbers and said "I'd like haircut plese". he said "which one?"

[@DEYOCLUB]

Ha! Sounds like my barber.

[@sandragill980]

Very funny Deyo. Love the psychic joke best.

[@Amylase1000]

12:20 the funniest part when the scammer starts saying DABLU DABLU DABLU 😄😅

[@elidaacolindres5846]

I’m glad to see you back, we appreciate what you do, we definitely learned a lot just by listening those scammers Thanks

[@otpyrcralphpierre1742]

Dad joke: The fifth month has been ripped out of my calendar. I was DisMayed.

[@combatking0]

I bought some fireworks that looked like German sausages for the 4th of July, but they turned out to be the wurst bangers.

[@DEYOCLUB]

bahahaha

[@artistknownaslisa2850]

A British dad joke! Nice!

[@TC_here]

So fun.. lets do more of these .. I went to the doctor's and said 'I've hurt my arm in several places'. The doctor looked at me and said 'well don't go to those places'. Someone complimented me on my parking today.. They left a note that said "parking fine"..

[@artistknownaslisa2850]

Lol

[@glenpolen5562]

Great jokes, 👍. Lmao.

[@johnrustidge]

these jokes got me laughing so much I'm in pain

[@erutuon]

I watched this awhile ago. I didn't catch the two unwritten rules thing so I had to rewatch it. Now I'm coming back because of a dad joke conversation in Scammer Payback discord. Awesome how it slowly wears through their patience to hear you telling jokes while they try to continue with their script. I think this is a classic. 😂

[@danrapp2497]

too funny i think i laughed at every joke my wife was like what are you watching

[@truptipatel6874]

So funny Deyo! Thanks for the laughs!

[@jeansalomon8225]

What do you call a cow that's laying on the ground? Ground beef

[@RazzTazzTX]

You are very clever! This was a great bait. Thanks for sharing 🥰

[@cbailey4322]

The houseboat joke was my favorite.

[@DEYOCLUB]

Ahhh yes...we drifted apart. lol

[@andreawebb4795]

Many thanks to my Favourite Scambaiter for all the laughter and helping to chase away the Covid blues! xxx

[@Johnsmith-dt5vv]

White sugar cubes are very common, brown ones demorarer

[@latoyamoore892]

I had to look up demerara to get this joke.

[@vitaminj8166]

Best video ever! Just subbed and enjoying your content, keep up the great work.

[@animalloverandericadetmer5485]

SO SO GOOD HAHAHAHAHA TO EVERYONE THAT HELPED WITH JOKES!!! 😂🤣😂🤣

[@DEYOCLUB]

Haha I don't know any. I just read whatever the chat said.

[@judyduffy]

That was really funny, great job!

[@newmoonrising5151]

Thx Deyo! Always look forward to your videos. 👏🏻👏🏻✌️✌️❤️

[@animalsarelove82]

lmao love dad jokes they went right over the scammers heads ^^

[@ClipsByMatt]

I just subscribed. Keep up the great work. I hope you get MORE than a million subscribers, soon.

[@thatmotorfreak]

Holy fuck this is 1000x funnier when I'm drunk. Keep up the good work man ;)

[@janbaukespoelstra6839]

The second works for an naughty callcentre !

[@annaconda3083]

I have covid Deyo but this truly made me smile. 🤣🤣🤣 👏👏👏

[@glenpolen5562]

Hi ANNA, I hope that you are feeling better, ASAP. i hope you find relief, and are back on your feet soon. Keep staying positive. Keep laughing and smiling. Things can always be worse. Keep your FAITH IN GOD AND 🙏 PRAY. We will ALL get thru this evil and ugliness together ❤️❤️ ..... You are not alone. I complain about headaches and ingrown toenails, and GOD just laughs at me and HE says not to worry over silly things and to not worry over the things that we cant control. HE wants us to be happy and to never suffer, and to never be unhappy, but we must remain positive, and be Patient and to WAIT FOR HIM. GET WELL. PEACE and love, Glen

[@glenpolen5562]

@JT Schnitz Hello sir, i just saw your comment. I dont understand what snare drum means with covid. I am a drummer, and i dont see it, sorry. Can you explain this, im curious, lol. Are you also a drummer ? Thnx,Glen

[@DEYOCLUB]

I hope you feel better soon. It can be really tough on people.

[@annaconda3083]

@@DEYOCLUB I survived two years working through the pandemic. Things ease here in the UK and I get it. It’s really nasty and several days on I feel worse not better…. But got to stay positive! Your dad jokes did make me smile so thank you. 🙏😁🙏

[@annaconda3083]

@JT Schnitz yep you got me … but here it’s just Covid now as it’s a different strain of the virus. Delta and Omicron. I don’t have Covid Deyo but he’s not a bad pal to cheer you in times of need 😁 Stay healthy!! 👍

[@susanaf2286]

That was awesome 👌 thanks for the great stream today DeyO! 😀

[@DEYOCLUB]

Glad you enjoyed it my friend!

[@upnorth6722]

Love the dance clip ! Great video !

[@twistedviewlabs]

the dad joke about the drummer naming his daughters was my favorite....because i'm a drummer

[@cryptojim6953]

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.

[@sunsetshadow]

What's black and white and red all over? ... a newspaper (do people still buy newspapers) What's brown and sticky? ... a stick A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" What's green and goes up and down? ... a frog in an elevator I think mine are more kid's jokes that dad jokes LOL

[@daunv1965]

How do I get invited to your next Dublin dot party?!!!! Lol! I love it

[@AmberStargaze]

Did you hear about the man with the motorcycle made of wood? Poor guy couldn't drive it because it wooden start.

[@DEYOCLUB]

Hahaha

[@Myamou]

I loved your Dad jokes.

[@DEYOCLUB]

Haha those were all from the chat. :)

[@vanatta87]

I got a dad joke book for fathers day with 365 jokes joke for every day lol

[@Platoface]

Guy walks into a coffee bar and asks for their mildest roast. The barista replies, you have average ears.

[@debbie4503]

ZOOM RIGHT OVER THEIR HEADS! 😂

[@lpronovost84]

I love your dad jokes

[@DEYOCLUB]

All chat! I just read them. lol

[@joohop]

Deyo Iz Tha BoiO Bless Up Star

[@seove1]

''The blue as in whiskey''. 😁

[@stevemedhurst4560]

Great video Deyo 🤣😂🤣😂🤘👍

[@BeaHindebars]

I'll be rewatching the live chat in case I missed any jokes.😂

[@Brivlo]

my dad went to go get milk 9 years ago and still hasn't came back. i think he didn't have enough money to pay for the bus. LOL

[@madeleineguenoun2384]

I love the dance part so funny 🤣🤣🤣

[@Tinu-1987]

Love this videos!

[@annadale4618]

I love watching you your so funny ,

[@kolohe2790]

But Vato.... It was the BRA joke that pushed him over the edge!!!!

[@dianarickson2255]

You are hilarious

[@dianarickson2255]

I could listen to this all day

[@weekendindkpsnrasmusmax8277]

Why does everybody from “Sweden” take off their bathroom door before going to the water closet?? So no one will try to look through the keyhole 🤔😭🤣

[@weekendindkpsnrasmusmax8277]

Sweden can be replaced with anything :)

[@lindasvalesen5237]

​@@weekendindkpsnrasmusmax8277 don't ever replace it with Norway. 😂

[@Barbaracoyle]

Happy sunday.

[@anthonytapscott6725]

Hi Deyo this is Gina, just wanted to say hi..been away for a bit..miss your streams, ill join you again soon..cant wait..miss my yt family so much. Take care

[@udert4keronline281]

Dont you juana dance?

[@kingcodeman8447]

I tell dad jokes....Sometimes he laughes

[@unclembou]

Can't wait Deyo

[@susanaf2286]

Looking forward to it!!

[@D3ATH1KILLA]

Fr

[@yeahnoonecaresifyouarefirst]

You can also look back at it (ba dum tiss)

[@yeahnoonecaresifyouarefirst]

@@susanaf2286 well like me..... I'm only catching this video long after it's been posted so I'm technically looking back at it because it's been posted as of a long time ago

[@anoushka_b_blue]

Dad jokes - sooo bad they're good and that was really bad😉

[@DEYOCLUB]

Hahaha yeah it was!

[@lambadamarkasi]

I like the airport joke

[@artistknownaslisa2850]

Dubloo song... Good anytime! ☺️

[@frankbaron1608]

"Climate": Verb. : What you do when you see a ladder.

[@sunsetshadow]

What do you call a deer with no eyes? .... no idea (sorry, best I could come up with lol)

[@DEYOCLUB]

womp womp! lol It's all good...I don't really know any dad jokes...I was just reading what the chat would tell me during the live stream.

[@artistknownaslisa2850]

@@DEYOCLUB You have to tell them (some of them) to your kids now. ☺️

[@anitaknox3742]

You're AWESOME😂❤

[@frankbaron1608]

we had an amazing party for my wife's birthday last week. it went on all night. the following morning the wife was furious. apparently she wanted to come to the prty with me. who knew?

[@DEYOCLUB]

Hahaha

[@christiangonzales7429]

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ATE nine!!

[@MissHMSilk]

“Silly Rabbit… Trix are for Prostitutes” ~my Dad

[@weekendindkpsnrasmusmax8277]

Hahahahahahahahaha this is freaking fucking funny Deyo LOL

[@patrickantwerp1364]

Although my native language is not English, still enjoyed the funny jokes 😂

[@idealstudios1]

Great jokes

[@michaelgabriele2559]

You are awesome and I love www. Song and dance

[@austincoyne610]

That was great

[@Electrowave]

Dad jokes are funnier with scammers! :-)

[@mayalesovsky2764]

1st I love dad jokes

[@dillhole4603]

👁️👁️

[@cheyannesummer9079]

LoL this is to funny..

[@johnwright9110]

👍👍👍👍👍

[@BettyBamBam]

🤣🤣🤣

[@weekendindkpsnrasmusmax8277]

FlopperStopper hehe :)

[@janbaukespoelstra6839]

Scammer has a friend in nigeria now ? Haha

[@yroppoor]

lol funny vid

[@susaninezforrester8102]

🧡😁🧡🧡😁🧡

[@Inspirechattv]

Waiting oooo

[@timoschwarz8423]

What have scammers and dad jokes and Putin and Ukraine in common? They don’t get it.

[@Sonic_Boom_25]

These Dad Jokes are perverted.

[@clickntap]

Woah the indians are now accusing us 😩😩