Gymboree Massacre pt.1 w/ Ryan Shaner

We welcome our dear friend Ryan Shaner, as we discuss his wrestling cruise, losing eyes, and human hibachi.
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Great sex, solved naturally.

[@tremblingcolors]

I wish they had the time and budget to have Rainey in chimp makeup every episode and Butterly in Beetlejuice makeup

[@BigShaneGillis]

Bringing Air Bud’s head in for show and tell is a class act move

[@morninghighmusic]

Love that blacklisted unbroken shirt

[@GreggsOverEZ]

Tim would be happy to know my cruise ship had Fzero AX. Just saying, you may need to bring a gamecube memory card.

[@greg1685]

I think Butterly is starting to sound like AI Butterly.

[@The_Fat_Turtle]

We all love you Mike, couldn't afford your book right now because of international shipping costs but it's the next book I plan to buy. I don't need the sweet fucking giveaway to buy it, just wanted you to know I will get it eventually.

[@BadHarmonics]

Whipem' out fellas

[@mikemerlos7787]

Chimp LaLin.. in a wheel chair. I can’t shit and can’t fuck. lol Ryan with a Carlitos way reference 🔥 😅

[@STYROFOAMradio]

THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN!

[@bradyhenricks6601]

Glaze alert, Tim you having Cliff come to your show is the greatest story I will hear this year. That is absolutely fucking wild. I need Fat Bitch Dark Souls

[@toaztr]

Best intro in the fucking gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame boys.

[@keithbarker1934]

Best logo

[@greenbeltglass]

Let's goooooo, boys!!!

[@thelokifiles]

Who is Shaner and what does he have to do with the 09 Kia Sorento?

[@charlesdarkly7795]

Yup

[@5cent27]

13:33 what does Mike say??

[@johngriff914]

Hobbilly Davidson

[@Digitalpapii]

let me come hang outtttttt mike

[@davidw.4964]

So I made a golden retriever head.

[@jaymccarthy883]

how bout' those eagles?

[@rustyhumanbeing]

If I do random zooms on Butterly while Shaner and Mike are riffing, it looks like he hates being there lol

[@rustyhumanbeing]

Specifically when Rainey asks Ryan for a dog sex doll lol

[@ronindr]

🐊🙌🏼🕯️

[@Randomcrapname80]

Shout-out Smiley the Psychotic Button

[@michaeldaigle5828]

Gizmo duck

[@nextbizzy]