The full duration of Tucker Interviewing Caesar

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[@baronkwak4311]

“Why did you invade California?” “In AD 43 the Romans started the conquest of Britain . . .”

[@HeyGuy4321]

He barely invaded nipton. It was just straight up a sack of that gross town they did the NCR a favor in all respects

[@Mr.Nobody_97]

“In ancient times, Romulus was born…”

[@user-hq8pj3zl5u]

Why are people so ignorant to be pissed off by historical background introduction by Putin? To have more time to consume their favorite fictional universe lore?

[@djentile7773]

​@@user-hq8pj3zl5uAllow me 5 minutes to explain. Proceeds to talk for 45 minutes.

[@BeansDeez37296]

🌽ee

[@DimensionsofChange]

So this is that fallout show everyone’s been talking about.

[@Charles_Anthony]

No. This is better.

[@dacaribou]

No Monster from Mama looking ahh vault dweller, no traitorous and inconsistent squire, no Baby Billy plot immunity ghoul. This is real entertainment

[@Ayelis]

​@@dacaribouI had a mini-stroke after reading some of this

[@charongold6532]

In alternativ universe where Shady Sands does not get nuked yes 😢

[@farlie3204]

@@dacaribou tell me you didnt like the show without telling me you didnt like the show

[@arifhossain9751]

I love how this is just the Fandom wiki page for Caesar's Legion. Caesar would totally be lazy enough to just read off a wiki page during an interview.

[@ilari90]

I think so was the Dagoth Ur one, both are nice, comparable to the real thing in style.

[@anotherj4896]

Why would Cesar be lazy? He's well read and has raised an army that can go toe to toe with the NCR. It's the exact opposite.

[@BrazilianRanger]

Interview summary: Strength,discipline and unity.

[@arifhossain9751]

@@anotherj4896 Did you forget the First Battle of Hoover Dam?

[@rogirek3362]

@@anotherj4896 Oh boy... Another one who doesn't understand that Caesar was nothing more than a charismatic buffoon. His incompetence was matched only by his hubris, but because he knows the names of a handful of philosophers, in spite of not understanding them, he's "well read". He can't even pronounce his own name. The writers tried so hard to make it inescapably obvious what he was, but here you are cheering for the Starship Troopers, right on cue. Why would Caesar be lazy? He only spent literally the entire game sitting in his tent while his brain dissolved talking about how the strong will prevail.

[@JeffreyBernabe]

Alternate universe where Obsidian Entertainment given a 5 years of development time by Bethesda

[@Zeina107]

That was crazy! Them getting deadline extensions was like pulling teeth. Honest hearts could of been stable. The entire think tank would be voice acted. You could side with the 3 famlies of vegas. Which was gonna be an option. Or side with the great khans and win it for them

[@Zeina107]

Plot twist. Todd howard saw how much better new vegas was so he was an asshole on purpose to sabotage it

[@DARKNESS66611]

​@@Zeina107 Evidence now

[@Charles_Anthony]

Zeina: That's what I've always believed. The main evidence is how there is no New Vegas 2 despite the fact that it would generate huge profits.

[@joshuatealeaves]

@@Zeina107I’ll never get why people push that narrative

[@JBSauce]

"...like that loser back in Nipton" 😂

[@StrangeScaryNewEngland]

When I heard that, I was like "Ouch.." We know Tucker wouldn't give him any medical supplies!

[@guymetdrapedes220]

Ya'll hating on Boxcars?

[@Zymandis]

Tucker's not into drug abuse man, what can he say?

[@370enjoyer]

I don’t blame Tucker the nipton guy well, he’s a mean little guy

[@GallowayJesse]

​@@Zymandisnicotine is a drug

[@UchihaOlavo]

Netx: Tucker Interviewing Palpatine Tucker Interviewing Saruman. Tucker Interviewing Xenomorph

[@ThatOliveMrT]

Bonus points; during the Xenomorph interview it's just animalistic audio but the putting on close captions has full English translation of the xenomorphs points

[@BrandonRohe]

These would be great

[@Quaarlos]

palpatine would be great

[@lukesexton9098]

Tucker interviewing the eye of Sauron

[@jod1653]

Tucker interviewing Covenant Elites

[@anom5389]

These are hilarious. The sheer amount of memeability generated from that Tucker putin interview is legendary.

[@sowianskizonierz2693]

Why are Americans so worked up about this particular interview? Journalists regularly interview world leaders. Even ones considered bad guys like saddam and gaddafi

[@thatamericannarrator8247]

@@sowianskizonierz2693Well the Kremlin confirmed that they’ve denied plenty of requests for news journalists to interview Putin. It’s an indication of how far right Tucker has gone (or, more realistically, has been able to demonstrate) since leaving Fox.

[@TimothyMcVeigh-bd9hw]

​@@thatamericannarrator8247 not seeing a problem

[@sowianskizonierz2693]

@@thatamericannarrator8247 both the US and Ukrainian governments (and many western governments) refuse interviews with news orgs that they know will ask tough questions. Such a classic american thing to complain about other governments doing the same shit you do.

[@elvisibra]

American "news journalist" should be DENIED work in America and world wide, not just Kremlin. They are awful. ​@@thatamericannarrator8247

[@jordanclark5808]

I love that tucker begins to say it wasn’t a filibustering technique as one of Caesar’s soldiers came up behind him

[@weiss643]

Now we need an interview with mr. House

[@Welsh7133]

The house always wins

[@thenamesianna]

"Before we begin, let me give you a brief overview on the history of capitalism..."

[@Robert-Edwin-House.]

I will consider it.

[@garudo7352]

Odo agrees

[@kv-2537]

​@@Robert-Edwin-House. Is tucker gonna be the second to enter the 38

[@clanof1144]

Benny, tied up in the corner, listening to the whole interview cuz he has nothing better to do

[@StrangeScaryNewEngland]

My first round playing I was actually a nice guy and tried to help Benny escape. Obviously, that doesn't work out.

[@elmercy4968]

@@StrangeScaryNewEngland Not even with the stealth boy?

[@guymetdrapedes220]

Benny Zelensky?

[@concept5631]

Does that mean The Courier is on his way to Cottonwood Cove and potentially kill Tucker Carson?

[@StrangeScaryNewEngland]

@@elmercy4968 Hello no! Lmao.

[@jeremyallen7299]

Belgium: "Slaves are black" Br*tain: "Slaves are brown" Ottomans: "Slaves are white" Rome: "Slaves are slaves!"

[@admirajachas8058]

There is no discrimination in legion slavery

[@jeremyallen7299]

@@admirajachas8058 Inclusive slavery 😌

[@sameaston9587]

Why is Britain censored? Oh, crap. Did I drunk download TikTok again?

[@schalitz1]

​@@jeremyallen7299prejudice equality.

[@lijger1]

Belgium had no slaves, they ended the Arab slave trade.

[@idontuploadanym0re]

love how Caesar said he’d only take a couple minutes to explain roman history before monologuing for several minutes. because that is absolutely in character. loves the sound of his own voice

[@ps3andrhcp]

Kinda like the man in the original interview 🤔

[@StrangeScaryNewEngland]

@@ps3andrhcp BINGO! And they're both known for their barbaric battle techniques.

[@ps3andrhcp]

@StrangeScaryNewEngland yeah it's sad wish it would just end but I know this shit may last for a couple more years at least

[@dickboy5274]

​@@StrangeScaryNewEngland Good. War is the father of all.

[@YokaiX]

Yappacisian’s Art

[@Wcnmb1314]

love how Caesar calls Tucker "Mr. Tucker"

[@nothanks9503]

I like how tucker always looks like his upper lip stinks

[@concept5631]

I think Caesar gave Tucker more respect than Putin did.

[@joshbobst1629]

The speech to text app makes me call him Taco Carlson

[@user-in9qi3ng7t]

@@concept5631and its a big mistake

[@concept5631]

@@user-in9qi3ng7t That Caesar gave Tucker the light of day? If so, *_yes!_*

[@rootin222]

The greatest shitpost in Fallout History

[@hello-o3i]

That's true but why the mengistu pfp lmao

[@jacobsmith374]

This is what humanity made it to 2024 for

[@Alfonse-dm6ht]

Not Bad To Say The Least

[@alexnorth3393]

Truth.

[@colonelburton8451]

Caesar: Slavery contributed to the decline of Ancient Rome's economy, we won't make that mistake again Also Caesar: In ancient Rome, slavery served as a fundamental component of the economy, society and even the military.

[@friedrichjunzt]

Damn missed that. Will watch again.

[@JamestheFreak24]

Next interview should be Ulfric Stormcloak trying to justify why he killed the High King and screwing up the Empire's plans to recover for round 2 with the Thalmor.

[@MyTwoPence]

I do want to make a Skyrim, as I promised The Professional

[@somewhatreallycoolguy7439]

@@MyTwoPence i'd say you should do one with alduin awkwardly explaining his plans and then slowly second-guessing all his motivations by the end

[@syedgilani7108]

Yesssssss place

[@ByronRhys]

That would be a pretty short video, empire doesn't care about the Nords, Nords aren't obliged to be endless cannon fodder for the empire, Talos is the true God of man.

[@SkyFilmz423]

@@ByronRhys the empire is only rebuilding for a second war with the aldemeri dominion. While the stormcloaks may be morally correct (not counting racism lol) but the empire is the best bet against the thalmor, regardless of whether the nords wish to believe it or not

[@bigpalookaalt]

Sanest former member of the Followers of the Apocalypse

[@jesussaucedo8133]

Definitely not. He was a slver and didn't mind if he soldiers "graped" KIDS.

[@loyaljokster3371]

​@pleasegodno1837 Joshua was never a Follower. He was a New Caanite missionary that knew the local languages, and acted as a guide for Caesar

[@RegretfulBirdConsumer]

​@@pleasegodno1837no, Caesar was the former member, not Joshua.

[@FrostB312]

​@@pleasegodno1837 Wrong. Also never compare the GOAT Graham to that festering tumor of a larper Caesar.

[@feliciaf8]

​@@pleasegodno1837he's not

[@DrewH50]

I've literally only listened to the first 30 seconds of this video and im already amazed at this. Holy shit technology is fkin crazy now. It sounds 100% legit

[@tater8651]

It’s almost terrifying how perfectly Tucker Carlson fits as a Fallout character

[@JoaoVictor-rg5ix]

Maybe he will have a Easter Egg in Fallout 5?

[@SgtJohnEnclave]

Learning history thru school/teachers:🤓 Learning history from a video game character:🗿

[@seanbarnard8598]

I don't get the emojis use

[@Furryslayer386]

Get rid of the emoji on the second one

[@DrClock-il8ij]

"Why did i fail history?"

[@zenflakes56]

Take a shot every time Caesar says, "Discipline."

[@nacicomi]

Sorry, I don't have a deathwish

[@user-pe9mh9cy9z]

@@nacicomi Caesar has marked you for death, and the legion obeys

[@nacicomi]

@@user-pe9mh9cy9z Ooooh, how nice of Caesar to send me all this free equipment!

[@scipioafricanus2212]

Ok I did that and now I have liver failure

[@Mistak_Basement]

@@scipioafricanus2212Rookie, my liver got reduced to ash.

[@kazeryu4834]

So the entire interview is “why did you do this?” And Caesar saying “Well Rome did it so it’ll work here. Trust me we changed what didn’t work so we’ll last longer” Sounds about right for a dictator

[@thenamesianna]

And also "I know it sounds bad, but seeing how hard it is to survive in the wasteland, we kind of have to in order to win"

[@joaogrrr]

Caesar sounds really reasonable and knowledgeable. Very pragmatic and ruthless cares only for the ends not the means

[@kazeryu4834]

@@joaogrrr not particularly. At least not when you know the full history of the Roman Empire. It’s just edgy buzz words and half understood concepts

[@concept5631]

​@@kazeryu4834 Yeah Caesar's Legion is definitely collapsing once he dies.

[@KnowledgeSeeker1776]

You must be an NCR liberal.

[@Ironmaidenportugal]

Ceaser keep repeating the same excuse that Tucker starts to mimick the same quote 35:18

[@thankusa9795]

I regret nothing

[@Greyhare974]

This is the most Based thing I've seen in my adult life.

[@Armored_Ariete]

My two denarii

[@ThatOliveMrT]

Interesting Google translates denarii to pennies

[@robertpatter5509]

Posca is very happy

[@shogunpug4071]

​@@ThatOliveMrTbecause America deemed it so lmao

[@jhallo1851]

@@ThatOliveMrTthat’s cause it’s a Roman silver coin, it’s usually translated as pennies but I’m sure that’s not a literal translation of the word.

[@svovy5358]

​@@jhallo1851 Its not, Denarii is more like a dime or quarter

[@danielsurvivor1372]

IRL Dictator interview: 😒🙄🥱😪😴 Caesar from FNV Dictator Interview:😮🤔

[@JoaoVictor-rg5ix]

I guess a IRL Ditactor would no be so eager to explain all of his plans and motivations. 😂😂😂. Just saying.

[@Glisten456]

Up Next: Tucker interviews Mr House, who goes on a thorough description of the mathematics and statistics of every single casino game.

[@OCinneide]

Ah, I see you're curious about the statistical machinations behind a casino game. How quaint. Allow me to enlighten you with the elegance and precision that only someone of my stature can provide. Imagine, if you will, a game of blackjack. Ah, the simplicity of cards, yet the depths of mathematics. Let's break it down, shall we? In blackjack, the house edge, that subtle percentage which ensures my glorious casino always comes out ahead, hovers around 0.5% when you, the player, utilize basic strategy. Now, don't get too excited; basic strategy isn't the secret sauce you might think. It's merely the mathematically optimal way to minimize your losses against my well-oiled machine.

[@nickjohnson410]

This is peak memery and it's only getting better.

[@shiniblackrose]

Wait a second... you tricked me into learning about Rome 😮

[@concept5631]

A classic

[@_NIKOS9_NIKOS]

Next up: Tucker interviews the Emperor of Mankind. Tucker interviews Judge Doom. Tucker interviews Davros. Tucker interviews Frieza.

[@captainpoptarts]

YES THE FULL LENGTH VERSION I JOKED SOMEONE WOULD MAKE IS FINALLY HERE

[@eoin8156]

“ The Mighty Caesar owns profligate Carlson with facts and logic “

[@Endless_Spirals]

This is why he crucified so many people. He gave them a choice between listening to his history lesson or crucifixion. Most chose the cross.

[@Van_Owen_]

Ain't no way we got Tucket interviewing Caesar before GTA 6

[@Sober1299]

i recently started playing NV again, until the past week or so, its been since probably 2010 or something since i last played, when i was younger i loved these games, but now years later the lore and the stories in these games are bar none. i watch 3+ hour long lore videos while im at work, i love the history in these games. Its honestly some of the deepest and most serious lore of any games ive ever played, and probably ever. coming back to them years and years later, its like coming back to totally different games

[@Charles_Anthony]

And Bethesda has no respect for that lore.

[@martinkliment7451]

@@Charles_Anthony Based on what? Have you heard interview, where Todd Howard speaks about fallout new Vegas with respect and love? Did you even see the tv series where they included lore stuff from this game? Do you know that series is heading towards new vegas in the second season? Oh no, someone maybe made a mistake (yes, mistake) and put wrong year of the destruction of shady sands. Don't pretend this somehow un-did whole story and lore of this game. It would be very stupid of Bathesda to try disrespect game from the series so many consumers love. Please don't make every comment "also Bathesda inherently evil."

[@Charles_Anthony]

@@martinkliment7451 : I was playing Fallout 20 years ago. I've consumed every product, including Fallout 4, but I stopped with the mobile game and ignored that abomination entitled Fallout 76. The show is a mixed bag, Lucy and everything in the vaults was well written, but the moment she goes on the surface the writing takes a massive nosedive. It's Fallout 3 all over again with her hunting for her father. Then there's Cooper, the bounty hunting ghoul, which is probably the only good part of the show, but he's on that Fallout 4 storyline where he's searching for his daughter/child just like we all did when we played 4 looking for Shawn. Bethesda recycling storylines like always and that's ignoring all the plot holes like Cooper not exploiting the weakness in the power armor to take Maximus down, that awful "time line on the chalkboard" or Shady Sands being next to the Boneyard and or replacing it (Los Angeles). Don't forget that the Prydwin makes an appearance too despite being blown up in Fallout 4, but It's more than likely that Todd Howard has nullified all non Brotherhood of Steel playthroughs by keeping the Prydwin around. Speaking of "the man himself"... I personally don't care what Todd Howard, a known lair, has to say about anything. He came out saying that he "loves New Vegas" which is obviously a lie or we would've gotten New Vegas 2 by now instead of Fallout 76. He's come out and made claims that what we saw and heard on the TV show wasn't what we actually saw and basically has gas lit you guys into thinking that long time fans, such as myself, don't know how to read... The whole thing is ridiculous. I enjoyed the show for what it is, but the bar has been lowered so low that anything that isn't "Cowboy Bebop" or "Death Note" has been heralded as a masterpiece. If Todd Howard didn't say the show was canon, I highly doubt we'd be having this conversation.

[@user-nj2jt7wt6g]

Привет из России, друг. Мне 33 года, в первый раз я прошёл Вегас в 19 лет, сейчас прохожу во второй с модом Extended edition, и это чистый восторг. Такой глубокой иинаглядной проработки различных политических режимов я не видел ни в одной игре. По сути мы видим три режима: демократия НКР, авторитаризм Хауса и тоталитаризм Цезаря. И выбор между ними многогранен и интересен. И такие вот интервью только показывают, насколько игра была гениальна в своё время. Даже BG3 далеко до нее

[@oom5768]

Take a shot every time he says rome

[@Puppy_Puppington]

I’m doing it

[@spartan99876]

Im dead

[@joeybuddy96]

Jeez Mr Kitty, take it easy on me, I'm not a Viking.

[@analogmoz]

I don't know if anything is so apt as the Dagoth Ur interview, but this is fine work nevertheless.

[@Skyrilla]

Lol yeah the Dagoth one is top tier.

[@wasabiflavoredcocaine]

JRE's best interview was with Dagoth Ur

[@Sandra_aschenbach_doyle]

Thats one hour of even tucker carlson looking flabbergasted. For the second time.

[@DawidKov]

Caesar has more understanding and knowledge of Roman history in this video than he ever did in the game.

[@Deadsea_1993]

Because so much content was cut due to the time constraints. The Legion got it the worst of anything

[@DrClock-il8ij]

​@@Deadsea_1993Eh not necessarily. I think it's definitely intentional that Ceasar simplifies history to his own advantage.

[@idontuploadanym0re]

12:13 “when necessary” my ass. these guys would kill somebody for the crime of mispronouncing their name

[@Aussie_swagger430]

I mean that’s the whole point of the documentary 😂

[@POCOPICO28]

this is the future of AI podcasts

[@killertruth186]

That is quite funny where Caesar told Tucker not to interrupt, but it looked like he is still interrupting despite the threat. Bold move.

[@xyhmo]

Game devs could do this as both marketing and lore building. Maybe not with tucker, but have some in-game character doing interviews or have conversations. In Fallout 4 Piper would be an obvious choice, but there is a lot of room for creativity. Could be recorded secret conversations etc.

[@nickolaiproblem]

They did it with the dark Knight

[@biyurica]

This is can can even make more lore and depth to these characters

[@enclaveherewhyisntyourvide3089]

Lmao in earlier fallouts you just had long and in-depth conversations - fucking lol.

[@sugandesenuds6663]

Came for the meme, stayed for the history class

[@Mukuta_Pavlov]

Please do C-consciousness hologram from Stalker explaining why they tried to crack into noosphere, made Monolith and S.T.A.L.K.E.R. program and killed thousands of people to "help humanity".

[@themagalanium9491]

this is the true purpose of A.I (Abominable "Intelligence") thank you My Two Pence. even though I gave Caesar a 45 caliber brain surgery, he may live on in this interview

[@kaerakh4267]

"Now, if you don't mind, I will need to explain the history of the Roman Empire. This will only take about a minute or two." A more obvious lie has never been said.

[@planescaped]

It's crazy how well these work.

[@Nightc1tyronin]

Now this is what artificial intelligence is supposed to be used for! I love it 😂😭😂

[@matthewrileymcleanwilkinson]

53 minutes and 17 seconds? Lol, Ain't nobody got time fo' dat!

[@user-hx1jd2pu6d]

I wil definitely check it out later , but I swear Caeser keeos repeating words like he's reciting a essay on the rise and fall of the roman empire as if he's got some kind of word count he needs to fullfil.

[@orbitalslingshot2206]

Mad lad did it.

[@KoalawithaBeanie]

Tucker whispers intensely, “you sit on a throne of lieees”

[@JMjayesim]

29:08 it was about here when tucker did just that

[@InessentialMotionPictures]

This really could have used some more editing. The Dagoth Ur interview was much cleaner. Caesar repeats “Order, Discipline, and Unity” over and over.

[@themagalanium9491]

to be fair the man does have a brain tumor.

[@dundun8640]

Putin sis the same in his interview

[@purdysanchez]

Why it feels like it just goes in an infinite loop repeating the same thing over and over.

[@Myuker]

The interview with Pavel Durov = the next Mr. House interview?

[@WhispersOfWind]

Scary thing is how Caesar at times makes really some good points.

[@HaedenBeck]

As all leaders and factions do, that's why the best ending to the game is still up for debate to this day. It wasn't pre-decided or black and white like it was in Fallout 3. It's almost as if they knew how to make a damn good roleplay game.

[@user-fj6ru3bv8h]

​@@HaedenBeckименно так, как и в реальности нет однозначных фракций. В условиях Пустоши, в условиях родоплеменного строят даже рабовладельческое общество Цезаря будет прогрессивным.

[@TimtheEnchanter25]

Yep. Unlike Pootin. This fictional villainous dictator from a post-apocalyptic roleplaying game makes more sense and has more understandable motivations than a leader of a real life world power.

[@TheLispMonkey]

More like the scary thing is you think he has good points.

[@WhispersOfWind]

@@TheLispMonkey Yeah. That's what scares me.

[@vulpesandthefoxes]

i think a video like this but with Mr. House would be great

[@benjaminmadih4927]

Man i would love to see a Tucker Interview with Raul Menedez

[@farlie3204]

JOSEFINA!!!!!!!

[@ignatovVova]

Piece of History Mr Tucker. It gives me hope. I’m absolutely impressed by Mr Caesar culture and wisdom. It’s the perfect opposite of the image mainstream medias want to show us. Thanks.

[@jedwalker4543]

As long as we get content like this I welcome AI assisted stuff with open arms.

[@kbxlv7660]

This is absolutely amazing. Thank you.

[@uncertaintytoworldpeace3650]

I assume we’re supposed to imagine Tucker is either a ghoul or was in a cryochamber…

[@fringeelements]

This Kaiser man has some very interesting ideas and I would like to subscribe to his newsletter.

[@ericcloud1023]

i would binge watch an entire meme series if it was as entreating and undigestible as Daddy Dagoth's Diatribe, but i love me this side Caesar salad as well XD

[@isaacshultz8128]

The fact he repeats himself verbatim or with small cjamges makes it even better ❤

[@coziestglobe2078]

After a long work week, Ring a ding ding baby! Thanks mate.

[@jgarfunkle]

This is brilliant! I would love more Tucker interviews from fallout lore.

[@PeasantM0f]

God, Tucker... Just ask where he put the platinum chip!

[@TheBorneBajesus]

Rome wasn't built in a day but this 9mm certainly was.

[@mitch7890]

Finally some real journalism

[@joedain7320]

YOU ACTUALLY DELIVERED THANK YOU

[@nb3657]

Can you Tucker interviews Ulfric Stormcloak. It’d be a hilarious use of this template

[@Plzstandbuy]

This is so good, and so much effort put into something which only a small amount of people would ever appreciate

[@MichaelB413]

Can't believe im 20 minutes in on this 😂

[@Walnutcreekproducion]

I think an interview with Andrew Ryan from bioshock would be perfect for this series. Great work!

[@WKGamesMain]

Say what you will, but Caesar proved he is far more mentally fit to lead the Mojave than President Kimball in this interview

[@Fooflinger]

I fucking love how in every iteration of this Tucker interview meme he always mentions in some ways how he thinks he's being manipulated by a filibustering technique lmao

[@emperormiguel8327]

I wonder if, just like the real Roman Empire, would Ceaser’s Legion be also converted to a Christian-like mindset somewhere down the line? One that tends to both communal and individual rights? Ceaser’s critique of modernity/NCR is that it was too self-centred, but Joshua Graham shows it’s possible to have a communal mindset while still valuing each member of the tribe. In my opinion Joshua represents what a Post-Legion future may look like once it is either humbled by the NCR at Hoover or synthesises with it post-conquest. Ceaser represents pre-Christian Rome and all it’s shameless brutality, Joshua represents a reformed, Byzantine society that seeks to unite all outlying societies under one banner, the Chi-Ro, without destroying the integrity of each. The Christianity of Joshua did not obliterate the identity of the Dead Horses, but simply gave them new morals, to prevent them from becoming like the Legion. If all cultures followed one set of morals they could be untied without force - an arguably better and more cost-effective system than Ceaser’s tireless hawkishness. The NCR is too individualistic, foregoing the community. The Legion is too communal, foregoing individual identity and dignity. Joshua’s path seemed like the best blend of the two, the synthesis before it even happened lol. Edit: I must clarify that Christianity didn’t end slavery in a day, but it certainly jumpstarted its ending - even the video with Fallout Caesar revealed this much. Christianity ended the gladiatorial system and thus why the Byzantines went to the Chariot races for major entertainment, thus revealing a further humanitarian progress in major thanks to Christian theology and ethics. My replies for some reason are not being published by KZbin so I’ll try posting it here. And as to Byzantine’s eventual degeneration and fall, one must note to fully benefit from Christianity one must follow its precepts; if your nation or people does not resemble Christ, it will not receive the everlasting succour of this religion’s noble, love-first theology.

[@jakemcnamee9417]

The roman empire began to really fall after christianity. Look at byzantine statues compared to statues early in the empire.

[@nickys3225]

⁠@@jakemcnamee9417Rome nearly collapsed during the Crisis of the 3rd Century even though Christianity was a minor religion.

[@emperormiguel8327]

@@jakemcnamee9417 One must note that the empire was arguably overstretched by the time of Constantine and had suffered many internal problems prior such as the tetrarchy civil war. It was already going downhill fast long before the legalisation of Christianity. I argue if it were not for Constantine, Rome would’ve completely fell to the Barbarian hordes during the time of Atilla. The Byzantines (who still would’ve seen themselves as Romans) managed to keep their affluent territory in the east and lasted unto the medieval era, still kicking about during the Crusades. They even outlasted the Iranians/Persians to the Muslims hordes, I think. No empire lasts forever, but credit should be given where it’s due - the Byzantines held the line long after the western half collapsed and even took some territory back (Belasarius too OP pls nerf XD)

[@Wolf10193]

They weren't Christian they were pagan

[@Wolf10193]

​@@jakemcnamee9417 Roman empire fell do to corruption and it pagan ways. Yes Roman empire was pagan.

[@Ermz]

Still more interesting than the Fallout TV show.

[@MyTwoPence]

Omg! Thank you for your tutorials on how to get the licence in Gran turismo! I remember watching them all, as I was getting stuck in class A and international

[@Ermz]

@@MyTwoPence You're very welcome. Thanks for the hours of amusement with these AI interviews!

[@c.jarmstrong3111]

You are an actual legend

[@re_medy]

Sir, you are a genius, and great person. Thank you for this fundamental work.

[@Wheagg]

Absolutely insane that this shitpost interview is an hour long

[@fraternitas5117]

the best content since AD 43.

[@TheOriginators]

Them brain tumors got him repeating key phrases lmfao

[@muehahahaha]

Omg i'm rollin, the dedication to make an hour of this is making it way more fun 😂

[@TimothyMcVeigh-bd9hw]

I got a better history lesson about Rome from this than years from American education

[@CarlMarxPunk]

I will not be killing myself because of this video. Thanks.

[@RDmD16]

The bro Caesar sounds more prepared to rule than some of the actual politics

[@ImCastorTroy8]

It’s honestly terrifying isn’t it.. How a psychopathic video character seems like a better leader than 90% of the politicians in this country.

[@Bandog23]

​@@ImCastorTroy8What is "this country"

[@FreestyleFletcher-qs2sq]

​@@Bandog23USA of course the only country that matters.

[@ghosthunter7258]

​@@FreestyleFletcher-qs2sq based

[@MickEll91]

​@FreestyleFletcher-qs2sq say bye bye to that country. The barbarians arent at the gate, they are guided in.

[@Zymandis]

An absolute masteclass of an interview. Thank you for this, Tucker.

[@wenaolong]

"Everybody just doin' what they gotta do to survive, maing!" The longwinded version.

[@f.b.l.9813]

Tucker would definitely be a legion fan

[@hmmmblyat6178]

biggest pro A.I. argument

[@Hahaalot]

THIS IS HILARIOUS! I love the Putin interview references! THIS IS PEAK WINNING AUTISM!

[@KaiserNicer]

Make Master Interview. Dumb-dumb wants it.

[@aiden7452]

I think one of my favorite things about this is that because AI wrote Caesar's script, it continues to ramble and reiterate and repeat its points over and over

[@MonkeWithThaZa]

Omg thank u so much, Interview with a God Emperor?

[@QuackerHead-j]

Deus Imperator has no canon voice. Maybe emperor TTS' voice could be used.

[@TheGrandeScoop]

This is the hard hitting journalism that we deserve!

[@randomshizz]

Now, this is amazing

[@tk-6967]

My headcanon is that someone made a Mr. Handy or some kind of robot with Tucker's personality and it survived the war and it set up its own radio somewhere and was listened to by some people

[@lancekemal8989]

Could be a Tucker Carlson synth. The first synth who looks like a human was in Fallout 3 so they would have existed by New Vegas for sure