Dagoth Ur Helps You Pick A City in Morrowind

[@catenjoyer22]

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[@ZakeandZach]

I've done Apology video and Demonetization

[@JackFrawley101]

My guy out here generating more ideas than GPT3

[@Melkor89]

Dagoth Ur reads Crassius Curio

[@phantomspaceman]

Dagoth rates all the alcohols of Nirn.

[@MercenaryGio]

Dagoth Ur reads nerevar a bedtime story needs to be next

[@Rottenberg666]

"Hlaalu Fried Cliffracer" - that was a good one 😂

[@jamesbailey5350]

I think saltrice is one of the seven alchemical ingredients in the secret recipe. Do not make the Western mistake of ordering a dozen wings.

[@advocatusdiaboli9971]

I really do not know why, but for some reason I really like these Dagoth Ur meme videos. The actual content, while funny to a degree, normally wouldn't draw me in. Rankings are just not that interesting really. I guess I just mindlessly listen to the voice of lord Dagoth, like a good dreamer should.

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

there is Dagoth Ur reads Lovecraft. Finally one dreamer can find another

[@miguelangelus959]

It's the novelty

[@martschingmadness8918]

Not interesting? What a grand and intoxicating innocence

[@ReptilianConman]

Because you are hearing the voice of a _god._

[@RedPandaTables]

Jokes aside Caldera being smaller than Balmora but not so small that it may as well be dead make it the perfect size for a "home town" of sorts. It have a shop for armor repairs, the mage guild where you can buy alchemy stuff and basically right next to Balmora making it a small walk away. Generally my goto place for general trade. If playing as a male character and not minding a farming tool as a girl friend you can get Ahnassi's house completely for free in Pelagiad. Sadly it so far from anywhere and lack anything of value aside from the house itself that I never really try to make use of it. Don't think I ever finish the quest personally.

[@jenniferadams7582]

Caldera definitely has a homey vibe. Bonus: may be a small town but best place to offload (most) loot if you happen to know a scamp.

[@rustyjones7908]

​​​@@jenniferadams7582 The orcs bitch that you take their shit but don't actually stop you, so you can grab a few pieces of orcish gear, great for new players. Edit: and if you get the crystals for the guy at the mage's guild you can teleport to a variety of strongholds that are otherwise a pain to get to, great for traveling.

[@andreykuzmin4355]

I am working at a silt striders fueling station. I will be sure to tell the fine n'wah at the Hlaalu Fried Cliffracers across the road about the Sixth House and the Tribe Unmourned

[@ioele1000]

He sounds so excited to tell us.

[@axellion4573]

While Sheogorath(a.k.a. me and every champion of cyrodiiil) might be either endearing or do hateable, most of the things he do is acceptable. Like planning to have Akatosh change the streams of time to cheese

[@UlverEos]

i could listen to dagoth ur all day, what a voice. what a dream..

[@ja-vishaara]

Timeline in which Dagoth Ur, Nerevarine, and Almalexia form a new tribunal

[@xFukairix]

Why the fuck would anyone let Almalexia anywhere near a tribunal

[@ThePopo543]

Replace Alma with Sotha and you've got a real tribunal.

[@ja-vishaara]

@@xFukairix because we need a token female for the tribunal

[@badjoke4467]

Weird timeline with an Argonian Nerevarine as part of the tribunal. Do you think those proud Dunmer would worship a farm tool?

[@ItsChevnotJeff]

​@@badjoke4467 No, the farm tool and the woman worships Dagoth Ur, the only god of Nirn and leader of the Sixth House and the Tribe unmourned, if anything Argonian Nerevarine is a role model for all farm tools to obey their Dunmer masters

[@RooRoove]

This is the quality content I expect from KZbin.

[@PadawanSerg]

Balmora for guild chapters located, dwemer ruins nearby, imperial outpost & silt-stryder network - perfect place for a lowly mercenary to begin his rise to power.

[@ItsChevnotJeff]

Only con is that House Hlaalu is in control

[@DragonWarrior11]

i love just how well spoken voryn dagoth is universally in all of the videos. its like everyone is a dreamer and has heard his words exactly as he intended.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tonobaker601]

Have you only just contracted corpus n’wah?

[@HjorrStrong-Steel]

Creeper being referred to as “Dobby” is both crazy and also comedic.

[@Crossbow-xy4xg]

Hlaalu Fried Cliffracer had me in stiches XD

[@maiqtheliar789]

Both Seyda Neen and Balmora have one thing that none of the other cities have. That is the corpse of holding in a convenient location to hold all your stuff. Both are good but Balmora beats Seyda Neen just off of convenience. Plus you pretty much get a free mansion around the the corpse of holding. Which you can then easily move Creeper to with a command creature spell. Balmora is a transportation hub for both mages guild teleportation and silt striders. Only downside is all of the N'wahs especially the farm tools that are walking around free.

[@ZakeandZach]

Free real estate

[@jannadark8100]

why do you need mansion if you already have whole corner club right next to silt strider and all guilds?

[@maiqtheliar789]

@@jannadark8100 Because the corner club doesn't have a corpse of holding in it for all my stuff I don't want to carry around. Seriously limiting the amount of stuff you could put in chests is the one thing I don't miss about Morrowind that wasn't in later games. Just lead Creeper there and you get everything you need in a house. The corpse of holding is the main attraction the free mansion is just an additional perk.

[@Gladiation981]

Dagoth Ur helps you pick a workout routine to get the Dagoth bod

[@WeirdTroll666]

Hlaalu Fried Cliffracer 💀

[@woodlandcollective]

woooooooo yeah baby thats what its all about, thats what we've been waiting for, WOOOO

[@ZakeandZach]

You are welcome!

[@sauerkrautz2839]

These videos teach me more about the lore than the games.

[@ashleyshanks6821]

Dagoth Ur should do a book review of Poison Song.

[@jenniferadams7582]

Woah, I know I haven't fired up morrowind in a while but Balmora has a McDonald's now? I thought with a resident with a name like Fast Eddy , the first fast food place in Balmora would be Fast Eddy's Ash Yams Grill.

[@ZakeandZach]

Do you know what they call Sweet Rolls in Morrowind?

[@mr.zer0773]

Good timing, just started my "Chaos Heart" play-through, that's a cool mod that overhauls a ton of stuff and lets you join the sixths house.

[@ZakeandZach]

I've seen it.

[@renaigh]

Morrowind could be its own world & history outside of Tamriel and nothing would be lost.

[@supercellodude]

What sort of crimes does Dagoth Ur look down upon? Trade in moon sugar & skooma is a no-brainer considering how it ruins people. In his centuries of plotting, did he create a legal code that's separate from the ancestral guidance of the Three Good Daedra and/or the laws of the Tribunal Temple?

[@goransekulic3671]

This is amazing, I can't even ... ! :)

[@viktord2025]

Dagoth Ur should cover the Project Tamriel/Tamriel Rebuilt mods too if you ask me

[@nathanoliver9237]

Every time there’s a reference to corruption take a shot of sckuma

[@_Tzer]

This is vvardenfel. Gotta get tamriel rebuilt to fix that when it's done in like 20 years.

[@Massimiliano13182]

Use to live in balmora, well before my mushroom tower... but still, any other of us use to "live" in balmora?

[@henryarbaugh7255]

I just bumrush Tel Uvirith like a real telvanni Chad. You can get stage 2 complete before day 20 if you do things right. Also if you’re skilled in mysticism (like any self respecting Dunmer) you can divine intervention to sadrith mora for direct connection to the mage teleport network, or almsivi to molag mar for the boats along the southern coast. It’s also the only stronghold with a permanent corpse for infinite storage.

[@DocHolliday1851]

HFC might be the only thing cliffracers are good for.

[@XnecromungerX]

Can i recommend silly videos i would like in this format? Dagoth Ur and Nerevarine hang out. (Literally couch sit session, dagoth is friendly and says come come sit. talks about life lessions and topics from work ethic, to how to be with a lover, to show you his new collection of figurines, how the sleepers are going, all that sort of thing. Just bonding session with Dagoth and he is nice to his nerevarine companion) Dagoth Ur trip sits for Nerevar's first time taking weed. Tells you to chill out and instructions like when to toke, walks you through the process, but the Nerevar has a bad reaction and sensitivity, half greening out Dagoth helps you through it.

[@ZakeandZach]

I made a Skooma video earlier

[@XnecromungerX]

@@ZakeandZach ill check it out!

[@HamanKarn567]

I always liked Ald Ruhn and Pelagiad.

[@DonMadruga72]

I had no idea that Dagoth Ur is a simp of Almalexia (Although, who wouldn't be, right?) Great, now I have a new fictional alternate history scenario in my head.

[@ZakeandZach]

It was just a hypothetical scenario 😂

[@DonMadruga72]

@@ZakeandZach Oh, what a grand and intoxicating innocence .

[@ZakeandZach]

@@DonMadruga72 Lol, imagine if he actually simped though

[@DonMadruga72]

@@ZakeandZach Well, I've never played Morrowind but I know some of the lore. Considering she went crazy afterward, maybe the scenario wasn't so impossible after all.

[@jannadark8100]

@@ZakeandZach Sotha Sil simped for sure, while cuckold Nerevar went to unite tribes. too bad we can't kill all of them in TES 3, and too bad they are invincible in ESO. I can't get no rest till I kill Sotha Sil to completely destroy Tribunal with my own hands. for Nerevar and for Dagoth Ur who both fell victim of Tribunal's ego.

[@maitlan]

Why haven’t they made a mod yet, that allows you to side with Dagoth?

[@ZakeandZach]

Chaos Heart mod. Check it out

[@СофьяПотапова-з3м]

Also there are Great House Dagoth and Endrek's Sixth House mods (the last one is a bit more of a "join the dark side" vision, but still an interesting experience, I'd say)

[@thefiredogcult9523]

1:49 Don't u mean false god my lord?

[@offel8026]

How did you talk about Suran and not mention the house of delights, or the cheesble Orc with Orcish and Glass armour that you can hit with stolen ebony darts from atop a boulder all those Nwahs are too stupid to hit you on?

[@ZakeandZach]

He called them degenerates lol

[@calebskillin2694]

Suran is ripe for the taking. U can steal everything from the outfitter and she won't report your crimes, u can steal all the alcohol from earthly delights and not be reported, u can punch the pawnbroker once, get him to chase u upstairs, jump off balcony and go back in, steal darts, glass dagger, ebony Pauldron. Then enter the guard tower closest to silt strider, steal the blade of white woe under the bunk on top floor. U will need to no be seen by the guard tho. U can do this all in the first 10 Mins of the game.

[@calebskillin2694]

And end up with a bounty of like, 5. Guards will leave alone, so just don't talk to any.

[@junefranklin458]

not including tamriel rebuilt towns?

[@alexanderradcliffe5578]

Started on Skyrim. Dagoth Ur memes got me into Morrowind. Morrowind got me into Oblivion. Oblivion makes me miss Morrowind. Morrowind makes me miss Skyrim. Skyrim makes me miss Oblivion Rinse & repeat

[@masondaniel4290]

McDagoth's. 😂

[@thekiss2083]

HFC killed me 😂

[@Mephilis78]

A god would never play Morrowind unmodded

[@DarkWarchieff]

How can a meteor hovering so low do so much damage? It should give a very harsh thud at most. Velocity matters.

[@ZakeandZach]

Sheogorath Logic

[@SoulOfTheReaver]

Apparently the magic Vivec used to stop the asteroid was more like a local time-stop. It preserved the linear momentum of Baar Dau. When Vivec was gone, it continued as fast as it was originally going.

[@DarkWarchieff]

@@SoulOfTheReaver so like Crash Bandicoot 2's ice physics? Got it. Was it outside his level of power to yeet it into a portal and annihilate Elsewyr? They send their worst farm products after all.

[@David_Alvarez77]

@@DarkWarchieff Vivec wanted to leave it hanging above Vivec city so that they residents always remembered what he had done for them and stayed grateful/loyal. Not his most magnanimous move.

[@ThePopo543]

Because it's a literal giant tu- rd. It's not the explosion that ki- lled everyone, it's the smell.

[@Sathtana]

Cum, Nerevar.

[@BrunsonMoody1]

Is it even a Dagoth Ur without remarking on such a grand and intoxicating innocence?

[@lukasz.adamski]

I wish we could get Morrowind remake with modern graphics and a bit polished gameplay. I remember when I first saw Morrowing. Trully magic moment. Not only it looked great in it's times but also it was so greatly different from a generuc RPG. While Oblivion and Skyrim look like normal plains and mountains Morrowind seems like a different world...

[@Adrian-gl5dr]

Balmora, that's where men are women.

[@orionizaqt]

God Morrowind's cities really make Skyrim's look pathetic lol

[@commando414]

Ok, nothing to do with memes, but what if you have Dagoth Ur revoice everything he says when the Neravarine encounters him and answers all Nerevar's questions about his plans and intentions? I'm very curious right now. UPDATE: Whoops! Sorry for the spam comment. I actually found the video of what I'm looking for. Stick with the memes. ;)

[@Administrator288]

Just want to appreciate the actual voice you have here. The other, arguably more popular, youtubers just use a black man's voice made to sound like dagoth ur's. Americans soyjack at it and allow they're wives to listen to it.

[@uileam161]

Mmmmm Hlaalu Fried Cliffracer. 🤤

[@_Tzer]

one city was copy pasted by to Vvardelfell from the mainland. Ebonheart was copy pasted idk why vivec is weird and somewhat dumb.

[@RevanLockheart-]

❤

[@AeyakS]

Not enough false tribunal hate

[@hatuna9621]

Dagoth Ur roasts World of Warcraft, races, cities, factions ...

[@ongogablogian4396]

Dagoth Ur rates ESO dlc.

[@vonfaustien3957]

Illegal? Nothings ilegal to a Telvanni if you've got the mad magick skills fo dust anyone who complains.

[@Suddsy11037]

Im sorry did dagoth just call vivec a god?

[@DonCrack97]

Khuul.

[@docwhiskey996]

N'wa quarter😂😂😂

[@octaviogutierrez6442]

Dagoth ur plays/hates halo 5

[@eternalgreed5953]

I can't believe dagoth called vivec a god and not a pretender or false god like he usually would do

[@ZakeandZach]

He stuttered

[@sup1602]

Mornhold is the best just because of gaenor and his bullshit luck.

[@leek5682]

Skooma culture is an issue we can't talk about freely thanks to the Altmer

[@alexmathews9033]

HFC killed me 😂