does zyox speak like he's on a megaphone even in normal conversation
@allaur24 ай бұрын
youd be surprised
@Richard104 ай бұрын
He speaks like an npc 🫥☠️
@TravelerSaniar4 ай бұрын
Clueless
@InfinityJKVX4 ай бұрын
Part of the reason people watch him is fear :]
@soldier_4th_class4 ай бұрын
Yes
@fr0ck3604 ай бұрын
Version 5.5 comes out, Capitano is finally playable. He's revealed to be a giant puppet suit piloted by a cute girl called Waterfall and she has Teyvat cancer. She's a broken burgeon DPS on par with Neuvilette and Alhaitham
@strawlemonberry54154 ай бұрын
Aware
@Jfernandez024 ай бұрын
Instant pull
@TravelerSaniar4 ай бұрын
Suske
@I.disagree4 ай бұрын
FatuiHQ's biggest nightmare scenario
@TravelerSaniar4 ай бұрын
@fr0ck360 you know that firefly doesn't have cancer, right? It's nothing even close to be like cancer. It's so different. Also don't call firefly a cute girl like her whole personality and life is committed to being a cute girl and she doesn't have any choice in life D: Also, neuvilette dps level is literally nothing compared to firefly. Firefly is like at least 3 times stronger than neuvilette. So you probably didn't even meant to reference firefly, because the character that you mentioned is so much weaker than her in terms of dps. Also, lil bro really tried to sneak alhaitham in like he's anything close to how good neuvilette is om
@Phoenix626184 ай бұрын
8:53 Ah yes my favorite Wanderer artifact, Deepwood.
@justchica32434 ай бұрын
He can’t even prock it because he doesn’t do elemental skill damage or burst damage over time
@cepibolla11834 ай бұрын
Yes because his best team is hyperbloom
@vifurawa27154 ай бұрын
An outfit that's not the same one shirt AINTNOWAY it actually looks super good on him
@izkmj4 ай бұрын
how does this guy entertain me with 20 minute yaps without fail. this is nuts
@ichmagbaeume53184 ай бұрын
the way it teleported into my hand when i saw him in a lab coat
@macey_c4 ай бұрын
HUH
@katelynholmes95044 ай бұрын
HUH
@Mee-94 ай бұрын
HUH what's it
@yunhoiknowleeknow91474 ай бұрын
IT???
@deiji_hime4 ай бұрын
Huh...?
@xi4nyun4 ай бұрын
Omg zyox in a lab coat got me blooming so hard 😩😩😮💨😮💨
@adnanoxo4 ай бұрын
PROFESSORANHHH
@jaesthminie4 ай бұрын
bro looks like he stole that shirt from a hotel
@sunnypa71014 ай бұрын
"Emilie, they can never make me hate you."
@yashaskararyan4 ай бұрын
tldw; nahida can do everything she can except her personal dmg is lower in burning teams.
@bootstrap9254 ай бұрын
“should i pull for emilie” is like asking if we will ever get an elden ring stream. the answer is neuvis existence destroys the concept of it
@trevwright934 ай бұрын
Idk about anyone else, but when you guys have your “yap” session, do you get exhausted? When I get mine, I feel like I ran a marathon. And I can’t help but wonder, when Zy0x has his (which is all the damn time), I wonder how exhausted he gets? Like is it his superpower or some shit? Dude. BREATHE!
@ranmitakelver4 ай бұрын
I DO GET TIRED. this man does it for like 11hours
@seraby71514 ай бұрын
that's why the dude is tiny.
@Atsukihh4 ай бұрын
2:56 Columbina nation we rise
@Brianna583214 ай бұрын
surely we won’t have to wait a whole year for her to drop? right guys?
@ItsOnlyJun4 ай бұрын
COLUMBINA NATION 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
@GutPoacher4 ай бұрын
We be rising in more than one way
@Atsukihh4 ай бұрын
@@Brianna58321 i have bad news...
@diversity66814 ай бұрын
We RISE
@DrCocofruit4 ай бұрын
14:08 What a way to wish bad for someone, but NGL I agree 😭
@TravelerSaniar4 ай бұрын
8:46 ok but honestly the amount of difference between shimanawa and desert pavilion is way bigger than marechaussee and vermillion. Like desert gives you atk spd which is very valuable and it doesn't suck your burst which is also very valuable. The burst is actually a big part of your dps at the end of every rotation. Also desert is way more comfier than shimenawa
@mihacimpric7453 ай бұрын
Yeah, but the desert domain sets are only used on like two characters, while Shimenawa can be used on a lot of DPS, and Emblem is one of the most OP sets in the game, BiS on like 15 characters. So you're better off just farming Emblem.
@tau26474 ай бұрын
i ALWAYS have yt at 2x speed but i make an exception for this guy
@perrcentage4 ай бұрын
he basically talks at 2x speed anyway, he'd be talking at 4x speed w 2x speed on
@FelisSolos4 ай бұрын
short answer: no. long answer: noooooooooo.
@ethannazareth53904 ай бұрын
based
@Krailahs4 ай бұрын
real answer: waifu over meta
@thedude51204 ай бұрын
@@Krailahsnah the real answer is uninstall the game and touch some grass
@copiumhsrgi4 ай бұрын
14:07 This is so relevant right now even more.
@sigmamale58254 ай бұрын
OMG IM BLOOMING
@ressso7274 ай бұрын
Does bro look good lately or am i a paid chatter
@strawlemonberry54154 ай бұрын
paidchatter
@Vesperad04 ай бұрын
both
@lakindugunasekara98144 ай бұрын
That rant about jjk was so true
@Eflaene4 ай бұрын
Yo a Columbina waiter, nice
@Jfernandez024 ай бұрын
Me
@Knabbinho4 ай бұрын
this guy kicked my cat
@NinjaPancake4 ай бұрын
True, I'm the cat
@Itsukikiwa4 ай бұрын
I was the floor
@caknores78974 ай бұрын
As one of his skeletons, I can confirm this to be true
@therealprimogem4 ай бұрын
as the $-@:)/!-@-/?:-?!*[%{*\?, I can confirm this.
@perrcentage4 ай бұрын
@@caknores7897 One day after dinner, while OPPA and I were lounging about in Mr. Sock’s closet, we spotted a fledgling skeleton all on its own. That skeleton was tiny, it didn’t even have all of its bones and it couldn’t sneak
@Hepbuz4 ай бұрын
Wow I couldn't even ta to this. Bloomed immediately! Clean up on aisle MY ABOBA!
@lechugacc34594 ай бұрын
8:05 this daily comission is so ass that you can LITERALLY IGNORE THE FLYING PART JUST WALKING TO THE NEXT CHECKPOINT XDDDDDDDD
@DoT_TD4 ай бұрын
Never expected zyox to watch a Jeremy fragrance vid. In Germany he was a big meme xD
@perrcentage4 ай бұрын
THIS OUTFIT??????????!@?? IT MAKES HIM LOOK SO HANDSOME ??????????
@l5xq4 ай бұрын
A hot mad scientist Rick vibes
@Anikarim8424 ай бұрын
14:36 gulp
@PigeonSuWi4 ай бұрын
2:57 SAME MAN. The ONLY harbinger I care about.
@shinkamuiАй бұрын
''watch this movement'' > gets stuck and jumps off. I'm fucking wheezing
@Guttins4 ай бұрын
10:43 doesn't that ganyu actually have like 90% crit rate?
@PinaColada1044 ай бұрын
Yeah I'm shocked he didn't notice that it's at least 70-80%
@dogo5234 ай бұрын
For someone who wants to play a cryo onfielder for burnmelt teams i think its best to hold off from pulling
@arlo4934 ай бұрын
he stole all my xianglings ;-;
@Squiggles_Slime4 ай бұрын
5:55 yeah ok so that was me haha heres my explanation My only pyro has 0 crit, plus my atk gobs are mid lmaoo. Ive put on an atk one since. I promise im not stupid i just like nice looking crit ratios haha
@BreeDragoness4 ай бұрын
Unrelated to Genshin - MY GOD on the Manga readers for JJK I deleted the facebook app from my phone after the third major spoiler the algorithm shoved in my face, and blocked random people I didn't know who went out of their way to comment spoilers to anime watchers LET ME SUFFER PROPERLY WHEN A CHARACTER DIES, DON'T PREPARE ME FOR IT 😭
@mutsukiisfaveАй бұрын
14:08 is so real of him
@miaumiku4 ай бұрын
i swear i have that same white blouse as him AINTNOWAY
@Krin_04 ай бұрын
15:09 looking *respectfully*.
@PhantlosАй бұрын
He nailed it with Emilie and Natlan
@dadude-me1fc4 ай бұрын
Klee is the techiest character in the game confirmed
@amare20144 ай бұрын
i dont know if ksoju rubbed off zyox, other way around, or soju rubbed off someone. they sound so similar with the sorry spam lmao
@HunteR34534 ай бұрын
"Capitano better be playable." Poor guy... he doesn't know...
@kira-xq6iq4 ай бұрын
14:20 The league voices came back for a second
@l.lollipop4 ай бұрын
what was bro gonna say 14:20 sadge
@user-dj6uy3ym9j4 ай бұрын
Readers
@l.lollipop4 ай бұрын
@@user-dj6uy3ym9j 🙏
@JustAFishFR4 ай бұрын
Never thought zyox would be a 6v6 er Funny thar they're bringing 6v6 back as a temp mode soon
@pimpin36034 ай бұрын
14:20 He almost said the word.....
@ZECRA6024 ай бұрын
+1 Skeleton
@Jfernandez024 ай бұрын
Why was bro just wearing a lab coat with nothing underneath???
@adz45284 ай бұрын
11:19 same thing happened to me accidentally getting Kirara’s echoes…
@Brianna583214 ай бұрын
2:57 BASED
@aarvakolaru4764 ай бұрын
Attendance sir
@heyitsopnee42154 ай бұрын
7 DDoZ left before the 77 special episode alamenta
@V01df1sh4 ай бұрын
I got her weapon while pulling for yelans weapon, now I dont know if I should try to get emilie or not
@Vesperad04 ай бұрын
Exact same. It's cool looking and all, my first limited five star weapon, but I...don't want it.
@Kkkracker4 ай бұрын
Classic weapon banner bait
@sus53784 ай бұрын
"I would still go a bit more than 18" w zy0nix
@marso55324 ай бұрын
we at 70 already
@mr.parker80144 ай бұрын
It sure is great being a fan of the Gordon Ramsay of genshin impact
@radstaz20294 ай бұрын
3:06 why does he sound like a fire alarm
@LAITH-934 ай бұрын
She like best or top 2 best dendro fr worth every $😂
@Daivd11114 ай бұрын
Zyox should pay you, honestly
@Vesperad04 ай бұрын
dunno why but emilie being short confused me. Everything about her said tall, but i guess not. Insert zyox short joke
@吳泓岍4 ай бұрын
Me waiting for Sandrone (treated him and her as a If world Vill-V)
@adnanoxo4 ай бұрын
12:46 just like Pluto
@waksuuu65934 ай бұрын
What is with ta and his ta to straight ta or ta ? Like in the ta scenario he would be ta if ta was a buff muscular ta . Peak ta .
@Xilomoty4 ай бұрын
Why Emilie when Xiangling ist there
@nonotoday4 ай бұрын
I tried pulling for her lost my 50/50 to jean and ran out of primos😢.
@pvrplesky4 ай бұрын
14:19 all you what Mr Z?
@herrschersfool4 ай бұрын
zyox being a 6v6er is so funny and based
@savio36504 ай бұрын
Imagine being so ta about not being ta that you not only steal a viewer's ta but also ban ta. And for the people who will say it was just a ta or it was in ta, that's sad. It really is not ta , you just like ta enough to agree with whatever he says. Which is also ta. I liked ta but this really has made me like ta less. And of course it was enabled by ta. This basically was ta and it gave me such an ta. Like sure it's his ta and he can do what he wants but ta . Kinda deserves all the ta people
@kamisatoartleafluckytradit23244 ай бұрын
Emelie is good team with OPPA XL
@jokeis86844 ай бұрын
i got her from single wish i was trying to build luck. never doing this again
@thelakes_s4 ай бұрын
pity builder point and laugh
@IcyKitty1533 ай бұрын
14:34 bro missed opportunity to say i wish they gonna lament 😭
@winterycold4 ай бұрын
Well I got Qiqi instead so I hope she'll work with Natlan characters too.
@CozmoTheDude4 ай бұрын
Made it onto a clip video on accident 😂
@canla92104 ай бұрын
Why Emelie when you can OPPA XL
@Sarge-at-Large4 ай бұрын
16:33 I too couldn’t care less about this 4 star character. Must be from Wuwa; those devs almost exclusively design forgettable-looking characters 😅 (from my memory, there have been a few 5-star exceptions)
@Emilio_Valadez4 ай бұрын
chills
@RafidW94 ай бұрын
Why is bro yelling
@l5xq4 ай бұрын
I have a high fever 40 smthn anyway I was trying to sleep I couldn’t so I played Emille and fall asleep and I ked you not I HAD A HIGH FEVER DREAMS AND ALL OF THEM WERE ABOUT HER I was trying to wake up bc I knew I was dreaming but couldn’t, for the reasons above I hate her so much now.
@kapikk74 ай бұрын
emilie hate is forced bc genshin players have no friends and they wanna feel included so they hate a not popular character
@Vesperad04 ай бұрын
It feels like you put two completely true and separate statements together and effectively made it false As terminally online as that would be, I think it's just forced because natlan is coming out. And people don't want to think they're wasting primos on a unit/character like Emilie (same thing with Chiori basically). The no friends is just a separate matter, maybe better fit for anyone who ironically and unironically calls a female character their ""waifu""
@minawya4 ай бұрын
the mischaracterization is crazy
@Aati_Gumer4 ай бұрын
Emilie Genshin Impact
@griseo194 ай бұрын
Why Nilou and Cyno came out the same patch, but Cyno never gets better?? 😢
@Kkkracker4 ай бұрын
Cyno constantly gets better what?
@guidomista57384 ай бұрын
Hell nah I won't
@titaochen52494 ай бұрын
What is bro wearing?
@jasreyusman12594 ай бұрын
xiangling
@alexanderericson86284 ай бұрын
Nobody calls him that lets be real
@Arpit-cm7oi4 ай бұрын
Suske
@zunliyu4 ай бұрын
33 no views? Falling off.
@painplayz12024 ай бұрын
1 min 15 views bro fell off
@youarebeingfoold4 ай бұрын
Lies
@alibalamir31794 ай бұрын
first
@chikoo69174 ай бұрын
First ta
@IcyKitty1533 ай бұрын
every person saying 6v6 was better in overwatch is gold and lower, no sane person knowing how to play the gamme gonna say 6v6 was better