CURSED COMMENTS THAT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL 47

[@A_Music_Enthusiast]

The woman who named her son that is the most cursed thing in this video.

[@someone-pz4dg]

It's a fake story

[@Tyhammonds06]

Live by the train, die bu the train

[@sunstriketacos]

@@someone-pz4dg thank God

[@uhhi.]

@@someone-pz4dg phew

[@hitwid]

What she named him

[@SwordOfPersona]

Mom had a female student called Falise or Phalis. The girl's mother confirmed in an "I'm insulted that you think this is anything else" sort of voice, "Her name's Phalus!" (Yes, like the penis.)

[@DeezNuts-ju1rj]

poor girl.

[@jjm6715]

if you wanted your kid to get bullied at school you could've told us

[@Kamina.D.Fierce]

The Thumbnail... see a problem when the name can't even be typed out entirely on a simple KZbin thumbnail? That poor boy is going to resent her for her stupidity.

[@Kyra_tt]

fr

[@TigerSwordmaster]

Yes , his mom mad.

[@captainhindsight6994]

Smoker has now been cencored. How can someone who is triggered by the word ever actually function in the world? Can't eat various meals, can't go camping, can't play Minecraft. At what point do we stop catering for the really insecure minority? One thing having warnings about abuse, violence and adult themes but basic words is ridiculous

[@enricogolfen]

*censored Also big companies are inclined towards the woke movement and censoring anything that could be sensitive. E.g. Black Rock head manager is a woke person and benefits companies that are woke. It's dumb but also reality

[@autumnbakken1710]

Frrrr

[@michaelmarkrealrumahorbo1075]

8:11 It's not just a cursed comments, he's actually correcting the mistakes of this picture.

[@zacmarken65]

9:11 this is even funnier if you picture that bugs is just a code word and she's actually torturing people, butterfly is probably some specific type of person

[@yesmansam6686]

Social butterfly I presume. That's risky, kid. Someone's gonna miss them. She should start with the wall flowers.

[@cawsomeaolin]

@@yesmansam6686 hi The Wall Flowers

[@TheSpartanL106]

3:50 I'm more worried it never specified who's brother in law it was.... This tale could get so much worse

[@yorha_9s344]

that one about killing bugs. did that crap all the time with ants.

[@MAZZ0Murder]

3:26 - In the show Doom Patrol there's a character named Flex whom can cause various abilities to manifest depending on what muscle he flexes. He mistakingly flexes one of them and causes a situation in which this pretty much happens :P

[@hellohello-fs7we]

I have watched that show, shall we say.... it is very interesting

[@neah9060]

Is there no law to protect kids from parents giving them names that are literal curses ?

[@sj1productions68]

0:26 I literally saw that exact same comment when I first saw that video. That's a pretty cool coincidence.

[@nocquihoward2058]

1:23 what's next a boxer getting canceled for punching some one

[@gigamouse2611]

0:32 saw that screenshot frame before it got screenshoted

[@roxxii2999]

5:42 me and my friends were in the lazy river at a water park. I found a dirty sock and thought that was disgusting but then I found a used tampon. some random lady took out her tampon and put it in the water. whats more disgusting is a life guard we told about it told us to pick it up. (we didn't)

[@matheusexpedito4577]

First meme: ah yes *P A R E N T I N G*

[@Liam_Patton]

3:03 STEVEN CROWDER AHAHAHAHAHA

[@hi..thanksforcoming]

Teacher doing attendance: Ok First Billy, Tommy, And.....oh that can't be right😟

[@eeurr1306]

4:49 Stories straight outta Alabama

[@drydogg]

The existence of the Female Breast Inspector implies the co-occurring existence of the Male Breast Inspector. I now have a new mission in life.

[@benmoreno5882]

Sooo.... you're gunna examine moobs(man boobs)?......

[@drydogg]

@@benmoreno5882 Could be, could be that flavor of kidney. Still feeling it out.

[@IshijimaKairo]

3:31 With that power, if I saw a girl I liked I would completely fuck over any chance of anything because she's probably be too ashamed to even look at me.

[@obi-wankommo-obi6880]

Is it wrong that i find these hillarious?

[@MotivationSHCUM]

That means you have sense of humour

[@tommy21469]

3:17 if you don’t plan to kill the person you should stop at 64

[@ferretman6790]

3:01 I agree, McDonalds is disgusting

[@kabeyshid1548]

they hab the best nuggis

[@goldenpro1096]

Yo 3:47 is legit some Alabama crap right there

[@Qtlpgt]

10:20 Ima be real with you, that's a bird

[@BuffGenji]

For the elephant/unicorn one, I saw a bird…

[@BonaparteBardithion]

It was a variant on the rabbit/duck illusion. Not sure what image was supposed to go with that headline.

[@Kyojin687]

14:16 “it’s over Anakin, I have the high ground😏”

[@Arctic204]

0:01 hol’ up

[@gobsilaer5144]

The one about sued about architect trying to sue I saw that one before this video that comment

[@StarlitNova12]

0:52 I volunteer, I volunteer as tribute.

[@IndonesianWOLF.]

21:30 she keeps saying "oh my god" so she probably likes to sing prayers

[@Ai_mussic]

11:19 what if i see a duck

[@georgepiorkowski67]

1:35 that one’s outta pocket 💀

[@eeurr1306]

14:16 ''Luke, I am your father 😏''

[@FloatTheBuizel]

0:32 I actually watched that video, that comment is real

[@raphaeldagamer]

Boobs are the only ones streaming in the world somehow and they are as follows his mistransformed appearance and the spiritual parent of Toy Story DLC anymore I think it was a very good book and I think I can try a shift the weekend of the 15th anniversary multi-pack SS49 Bumblebee SS32 Optimus with SS05 swords SS14 Ironhide SS04 Ratchet SS10 Jazz BOOBS ARE TAKING THEIR SHOT SILVERBOLT'S BLASTIN AND BE REARRANGED TO FORM A SUPER ROBOT SUPERION It's always different with caps lock, without caps lock it went into a tangent about Tin Toy and the Transformers Studio Series 15th anniversary multi-pack, with caps lock it began mixing and matching parts of an old Generation 2 Transformers commercial advertising the Aerialbots and Combaticons through rap.

[@sonnybean5314]

What the heck, Transformers ain't that deep bro, also this is the wrong video

[@Osonyth2003]

what the fuck did i just read?

[@youraveragerandomviewer5186]

It's the meme at 6:29

[@cawsomeaolin]

I agree?

[@sonnybean5314]

Boobs are the best for you and your family is very important to me because of the move and the fact that I am turning off all running water in your home in the morning and I am not sure if I roll a twelve you fucking die or not but I don't know what to do with it was a Demon Slayer edit and I am not sure what to do with it but I don't know what this is the complicated part of the entire map of the entire map of the entire map of the entire map of the entire village in confusion and the other variant of the entire map of the world and a 5 5 of the entire map of is of you who will are in your area life the town spark of the entire universe might get destroyed because I wasn't training for a long time and I am not sure what to do with my tasks and I am not sure what to do with it was a good Demon site for the past transitions spins and a great time experience get some good stuff to share on the number indicating it much damage to it house is has a alternate universe (what the hell keyboard)

[@idontlikerome2744]

WTF was that one with the midget???!

[@StarlitNova12]

11:13 I see a bird...

[@michaeljohnson1117]

3:47 Hold up, brother-in-law means spouses sibling or the siblings spouse so she was doing either her brother or her sisters husband.

[@theredhood028]

It was the bride's pregnant sister's husband

[@Bird_Manukilla]

@@theredhood028 thanks for the explanation, Lord of Hunger.

[@m1sl3ds0ul6]

can someone explain the eyebleach one to me i'm stupid

[@TordBot69]

i have the high ground, anakin😏

[@notanexistingpersonsosorry]

11:15 I see a bird or a rabbit

[@jenlignell]

11:20 am I the only one that sees a bird

[@mrdirn1032]

I see it too

[@evilaccel9259]

0:52 they (scientists) tried that to see if it was actually possible, but it failed.

[@amanthefalcon9668]

0:41 i watched that vid and saw that comment but only the first sentence

[@moley249]

17:22 yes it's worth it... hehe hehehe HAHAHAHA THE VAPOREON LIFEBLOOD F U E L S ME!!!!! HAHAHA DIE !!!! DIE!!!!! sir this is a pokemon center...

[@thatgirlkayla7640]

The kid in the thumbnail is probably gonna get bullied A LOT What would his nickname be though 🤔

[@TigerSwordmaster]

This woman mad

[@StarlitNova12]

2:37 Can't wait til this gets in my mouth

[@Your_western_knight]

11:21 why tf do I see a bird

[@strangecolouredbird]

A humanzee could be really cool do. I want a subspecies of humanzees living alongside us.

[@michellemelendez1054]

No, you really shoudn’nt

[@strangecolouredbird]

@@michellemelendez1054 too late- already do

[@Hamstersandw1ch]

Uh oh

[@DeezNuts-ju1rj]

@@strangecolouredbird r/cursedcomments

[@lekirbgames1644]

AIDS part 2

[@Randomness67]

11:22 so is this real or a joke because I see a wierd looking seagull

[@IshijimaKairo]

11:34 This... To be short: Uncomfy

[@IshijimaKairo]

*Why is there an arrow on the inner thigh*

[@theredhood028]

19:11 NAHHH BRO 💀💀💀💀💀

[@chsinger96]

Sooo we seriously need to censor words like "Jews" and "nasty" by now. Great job, humanity.🤦🏻‍♂️ How easily are people getting offended nowadays? The answer is just yes

[@hardlyanydiggity3953]

First time I've agreed with a sentence that ends with the 🤦🏻‍♂️ emoji

[@only-brightpaws1634]

I've seen people censor the word Autism/Autistic and being an autistic person it kinda hurts seeing that

[@hi..thanksforcoming]

@the cat exactly like when people misgender them like I don't know if you wanna go by an emo girl you look like a man I'ma call you a man lol😂

[@samueldubois6484]

if you censor "jews" and not "christian", it's kinda racist

[@waffler-yz3gw]

dude people have censored "poop" its insane

[@zacmarken65]

15:15 so knowledge the world isn't ready for: farts are shits, that alone doesn't make it that bad, no but when you consider that a fart is just a bunch of shit particles, and when you smell something that's just the wind wafting the particles into your nose, for instance those nutters who like going up to flowers and taking a good sniff, their simply inhaling particles of the flower and your nose processes that information into something known as smell, now back to the topic of farts being shits now that i've explained what smell is using my bare bones rudimentary knowledge, following the train of thought that a fart is a shit, when your breathing in the toilet room, the cubicle etc. your actually inhaling shit

[@IsaaacWithThreeA]

“Luke, I am your father.” 😏

[@Bella_Black]

14:16 Imma put the classic one. "I am your father 😏" ...daddy?

[@kronocul3564]

8:08 good video

[@ghostrider4109]

4:11 gotta go fast

[@TheTrue3rdLord]

I volunteered

[@Bettercallricky]

hey look its principal va*gina

[@person-pl5ie]

Imagine a girl has a crush on him and says "I like va*gina"

[@majesticperson]

The best memes u will find here.

[@NemesisGhost141]

I don’t think you killed enough younglings.

[@jessicaray4731]

@@NemesisGhost141 no he need to kill more orphans

[@monke3209]

Its over Anakin i have the monke ground!!!!

[@diyaanand9465]

trueeeeeeeeeeeee

[@I_ChaosZenith_I]

“This is where the fun begins”

[@shinigamiphantom1391]

1:07 It was tried. Didn't work.

[@lesliegwartney7220]

You forgot the ak in the title

[@Tomfoolery426]

20:17 I kinda wanna watch that happen

[@stanfortheemperor7365]

11:16 It’s a fucking bird what does this mean

[@jrr7031]

Principal Vag ina....no relation. Thats why he suspended Tiny Rick. Damn shame.

[@captainpolar2343]

11:21 What if I see a bird?

[@Vextiion]

11:46 the next day the man was behind bars

[@leMiG31]

3:42 in fact have you see a roman soldier?

[@qgaucho9088]

11:17 what if I see a bird looking at you sideways?

[@callmefleet]

bro, I see literally every animal but the two mentioned

[@joyjones3026]

I quess this is how the principle got his name in rick and morty

[@TheSpartanL106]

1:09 Yes we need a human zee would they be a pet or treated like us

[@jacobgreilich6005]

I remember watching something awhile back about scientists trying to fo this. If i remember correctly they publicly said the experiment failed but later one of the scientists said it succeeded but they killed the offspring do to the fact they realized it was extremely unethical and did not know what rights it would have. I have no idea if this is true or was a hoax though.

[@tommiation9640]

11:20 I see a bird

[@Heresydetector9000]

The humanize existed once I think it’s dead now tho

[@Riyadh-edits]

I’m gonna name my girl Richard

[@aerw8460]

11:20 its a bird

[@zabooka]

Yeah

[@commondeathadder822]

16:35 what is the sub they’re talking about?

[@lasterent]

W-what if i saw nothing 11:19

[@BenG6509]

0:04 what was this guy’s point?

[@grungycat767]

11:21 I see a bird what does it mean

[@MhmdIT]

Dude you censored Nasty why??

[@twixnsnails1065]

Good question

[@Site19Series]

4:42 ALABAMA 100

[@itsok_official]

15:16 one of the reasons why my life is unfair

[@netts2315]

Your life is unfair because a girl farted on a guy?

[@jeaubrummell]

Soooo.. No one's talking about the video mentioned at 1:33 then?

[@kingwolf3044]

11:14 who saw the bull. No that’s not a joke. They never mentioned it but there’s a bull.

[@callmefleet]

Personally, that appears to be an antelope to me

[@kingwolf3044]

I think you’re looking at a different part. The bull is in the empty space. See the big snout and the forward pointing horn?

[@lyhnk]

5:52 goddammit u are messing up its a good thing shes converting to islam cuz you all dont know this but islam is the only religion that makes u go to heaven let her convert for gods sake

[@base13music]

9:52 the backrooms

[@ConfusedGalYT]

early!! i love ur vids

[@angeloo_JJ]

6:36 Boobs are en es una de sus principales ventajas para la reunión con la y una vez al día de los niños en el que se lo mandé un correo a la orden de la reunión con el director de la revista de prensa de Madrid

[@SigningOffOfficial]

4:06 as a Jew that is extremely rude because that is a very rude stereotype

[@yeetgrenade7492]

since Notch was pretty damn anti-Semitic I wouldn't be surprised if he did it on purpose. that doesn't justify it at all obviously.

[@mrbanana3716]

11:12

[@lukemesserschmidt6147]

hi

[@JVidz4]

lol

[@jessicaray4731]

First comment your daily dose of memes is here

[@goldendummy2099]

bruh you watched like 10 seconds then said “lol”

[@jessicaray4731]

@@goldendummy2099 and that's no different from people who say something random and then edit it?

[@goldendummy2099]

@@jessicaray4731 and no one cares that you’re first

[@jessicaray4731]

@@goldendummy2099 and yet everyone does it on a daily dose of memes vid

[@NormalGuy303]

Hahahahahahahahahahhahhahaha

[@DedStopMotions]

The Waffle House Has Found its New Host

[@UniqueTurtles]

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