Try Not To say Hol' Up 21

[@MemePog]

*Theory: Patrick is a hitman that acts dumb all of the time to make it normal for him to act dumb in court, Patrick has 74,000 confirmed kills and 105,000 successful contracts.*

[@HuskyWolf101]

Hol' up

[@w3irdo.3xe20]

yeah he does have one

[@blonde_girl7593]

Hol’ up

[@matejamicic3037]

hol'the f*ck up

[@Thebatpatman]

My name is Patrick'😂

[@gamieplays4807]

Her: He's probably thinking about memes Him: Thinking about other women

[@TeaTime0300]

Meanwhile in a parallel universe

[@w3irdo.3xe20]

sheeeeeeeeesh

[@frostbitetheannunakiiceind6574]

*Wait that's illegal*

[@Kentang_Enak]

Hold the fuck up,

[@mr.proton1637]

Lol

[@strangeaelurus]

You should do those sudden turn of events memes, like how someone agrees with the villain in the movie and it's a World war II documentary

[@Zzpocket]

*uh*

[@Caustic.]

*What*

[@NumerousStones]

I eat babies

[@Caustic.]

@@NumerousStones *Oh shit*

[@大間幸吉-e2b]

@@NumerousStones I do to

[@MemePog]

*"Patrick is legally allowed to kill."* *Fishing License - Patrick Star* *Me: No he isn't. He is legally allowed to KIDNAP.*

[@w3irdo.3xe20]

technically hes legally allowed to do *both*

[@Chair....]

I’d prefer the term, “surprise adoption”

[@oddyoda6443]

But does this mean he can eat them?

[@melo-7904]

@@oddyoda6443 yes

[@Kring1ley]

IM NOT

[@noctisumbra3015]

20:48 That is some next level "Uno reverse/No-u" "bad neighbor" problem solving. The difference between "In possession" vs "High on". When it comes to law, one is illegal, the other is fine, as long as you are not currently driving, or in public.

[@MemePog]

Toad from Mario: 25 years old Toadette: 4 years old Me: HOLD DA FRICK UP

[@Crusadezzz]

You had 4 comments in the past 40 seconds, nothing wrong with that because I did that before

[@JT93641]

@@Crusadezzz and I am the opposite one of your commentz

[@fanofalmosteverything4658]

@@Crusadezzz same

[@toddminnix8821]

It’s official. Toads are pedophilles.

[@mrglixh5413]

@@JT93641 ...

[@talamahmoud10]

"I am slightly less terrified of tigers and 1000x more terrified of whatever the fuck a tiger considers a predator" Wise Words Kyle Except you as a human are one of them

[@Mr.Monster9998]

Exactly... People are terrifying

[@satoritendou8237]

Bitch I'm a alien

[@shabd_eg]

maybe I am more powerful then a tiger

[@sweet6459]

@Ayaan Khan I am laughing so freaking hard right now this is beautiful urmagurd

[@wouterkessel4852]

@Ayaan Khan Eh to be fair a trained human combatent with a knife that knew the tiger was coming has a higher chance of victory than the tiger. Without any weapons it depends heavily on the enviroment, if somehow you're facing a tiger in mountainous terrain you have a chance. In open field, you're fucked unless you've trained specifically for such a scenario

[@themasterbandit]

17:26 That pilot is a man of culture

[@unsoldlowki7133]

Indeed

[@Yora21]

9:20 I see that as an absolute win!

[@idkwhattonamemyselfe997]

"Will you break your current reletionship for $500 million?" Me who wants to not be a simp any more: Y E S! My dad's ghost: you did the right thing My girlfriend: *N O*

[@holeastroud3899]

No money cant buy happiness

[@idkwhattonamemyselfe997]

@@Thisguy12345-m e

[@user-cw7my7tj2z]

@@holeastroud3899 yes it can

[@dreamproduction9840]

A wise man once said: "If money doesn't solve your problem, then you don't have enough money."

[@idkwhattonamemyselfe997]

Me: **reads the comment I made** My brain: let's make this a meme :> Me with 1 braincell: okay

[@ikhramelketam2008]

DailyDoseOfMeme : Try To Not Say Hol'up Me,who never said it : I Don't Have such Weakness

[@homevander]

Mute people:

[@lstewart9961]

me who didnt say a word:

[@bboe6598]

2:58 We just gonna ignore the search under "how to fight my dad"?

[@ImTheRealFlash]

nope, I noticed it

[@PandasutikkuDesu]

no we wont.

[@potatoofmemes]

i noticed it

[@GHPROPlayz]

Pretty sure that was the joke

[@Jeremy_Watson]

Lol they circled it?

[@dust0192]

#dailydoseofmemes Cute nicknames my GF gave me: Get out of my house or im calling the cops, who tf are you or what are you doing I like her so much🥰

[@cronchyapples7172]

Hol' up

[@kazusbby]

HOL' UP...

[@StormyXSimon]

Hol, up

[@slp0p544]

Hol' up

[@selftaughtsurgeon]

Hol’ up..-

[@kimododorkon]

**searches nuclear bomb** *shopping* -hmm yes where's my nuclear bomb-

[@mr.e1048]

@@HighOnStudio or someone

[@raidgaming6403]

2:10 for the single stautus its a win win situation

[@inrediblepotatoe7764]

2:23 Jokes aside i really didnt see him before snoop dog mentioned it

[@JadianRadiator]

20:33 There is such a thing as being out on leave without being outright done/home from work. So this technically _is_ possible and him still being the biological father.

[@Pra_ut]

0:05 POV:You show this picture to a quiet kid and the next day he brought a large bag to school

[@metothemoon1227]

Her: *"he's probably thinking about other women"* Him: *"When I left did I feed the dog?"*

[@davidrizpas]

My godness

[@holeastroud3899]

@@davidrizpas yes

[@holeastroud3899]

Your photo scared me cause this is winter here lol

[@tanyagade4693]

your pfp scared me for a second

[@pablo2273]

I hate your pfp

[@skull_f]

Fun fact: when you search up nuclear bomb and it says shopping it only shows pictures of nuclear bombs to buy....

[@decadfetty4178]

How do you know

[@molurighs2754]

Why did you try it...

[@skull_f]

@@molurighs2754 definitely cuz I was curious... (warning: this is a joke)

[@meganjohnson5395]

Hol' up

[@mcdoggosmp4124]

You just ruined the joke

[@sixhellcodm2227]

3:00 hol'up

[@slugtheslug1573]

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[@kosakureal]

2:59 he should be worried about the thing below that

[@BlossKii00x3]

OOPS-

[@Chocolatemilkshake786]

2:58 my goals are beyond your understanding.

[@Alt-iq7yj]

“Is there a difference between men and women?” “They taste the same” Doma and the swamp demon: I disagree

[@oli54]

The thumbnail is legit too. There is literally a shopping section for nuclear bombs

[@ethanaustin7606]

can confirm. i did it my self

[@aritromoscato29]

9:57 is my absolute FAVORITE

[@masterofwriters4176]

9:49 that freez frame looks oddly familier...

[@TheThreeDGrasshopper]

Mhm, indeed it does...

[@lestiadragon4793]

I was sure I won't be the only one to notice this.

[@CherryTanker]

isn’t this Unus Annus?

[@masterofwriters4176]

@@CherryTanker yes episode 2

[@MisfortuneDS]

"you'll find diamonds before iron" i see that as an absolute win.

[@gvnlessktchn]

why the hell is the word “lesbian” censored also oh god no is that kaede akamatsu at 18:17- i don’t know what’s sadder, the fact that she’s the one in the meme or the fact that i recognized her

[@StealerOfPreciousThings]

9:33 Asia: Am I joke to you?

[@StealerOfPreciousThings]

4:46 за то цветы на могилу покупать не надо. Просто закопать, а потом они сами сделают свою работу.

[@StealerOfPreciousThings]

@HTD Cubing Use translater

[@iampedro513]

ААХХХААХХАХХХАХАХ

[@Isa_theCandy]

2:10 they never said anything about not being allowed to get back with them right after 🗿

[@dakingpiglet6419]

5:26 HOL’ UP

[@rajujoseph9596]

Wait a minute?🤣🤣🤣

[@PlaneDude1000]

Imagine you type "Childeren to put in my basement" and the first thing that comes is shopping

[@Randomfy]

That would be pretty convenient

[@monicacarapinha5698]

hmmmm that was way too accurate lmfao

[@janpawefloryda4700]

00:05 Pov:U googled it and there are only books☹️

[@brandoncole5533]

4:23 I laughed a little too hard at this

[@starwarsjoey228]

toad is 24 years old toadette is 4 year old. 500X more likely to say hol up

[@monicacarapinha5698]

ikr it's the same with snowwhite and that random dude who's like 2x her age and decided to kiss a dead body because he felt like doing that sh*t

[@JadianRadiator]

3:26 Correction: all of the countries that have been hit by said weapons _in war/combat_ As the countries that these things were tested in were technically also hit by these things... just not in war/combat.

[@katrinachampon2400]

9:10 ngl the stupidity there is hilarious 10/10

[@owencoa]

Dad: Son, you’re adopted Son: I knew it! I want to see my real parents Dad: Ok, i’ll make this as quick and as painless as possible

[@JadianRadiator]

4:41 This is obviously fake. But if it _were_ real it'd be the emptied casings left behind that would plant them, not the rounds in and of themselves.

[@graysoncardinali8823]

13:44 dayum he spittin bars

[@BeastHacker]

Me: let's see what is in nuclear bomb shoping tab Shopping tab: How to create a nuclear bomb Me: shouldn't this be illegal?

[@BeastHacker]

@iAmMelinx what about your life?

[@BeastHacker]

@iAmMelinx good idea I'll blow the whole earth from Mars :D

[@sashiwalling1133]

*I see you from behind Me-what Me-wall did you say it Wall-no Me-ok then Wall-k wanna play MBB Me-sure

[@lucysayshi]

"Naughty Trains get coal" Thomas: *Jokes on you i'm into that sh*t*

[@lutfurlaily7422]

1:03 don't mind me just taking a screenshot

[@dieseldog1272]

Me sees nuke on sale Also me mailing the nuke to the quiet kid: insert glowing anime glasses

[@OzzyMunio]

No it's more like the quiet kid sending the nukes to you

[@dieseldog1272]

@@OzzyMunio then you give fusion bombs back to the quiet kid

[@OzzyMunio]

@@dieseldog1272 and now the quiet kid says "sorry wrong house thanks", and tomorrow the school bullies house is blown up

[@meganjohnson5395]

13:46 _I can't imagine how impressed his poetry teacher was_

[@cupids_aro7505]

3:47 "they has us the firs half, no gonna lie."

[@marie.lotus.flower]

Lmaoooo

[@zxhin3770]

you: *before clicking the video* - *reads* you: “HOL UP” *clicks* You already lose the game lol

[@rforce4711]

me is watching memes also me: eh

[@bruhmomento4462]

0:28 I cant take it anymore please go away GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEADGET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD

[@gabealves89]

4:31 LMMMMFFAAOO

[@superxavier6740]

I thought everybody knew u could buy nuclear bombs

[@Trickster-is1pe]

😰

[@boomskits60134]

Me: watching KZbin This videos thumbnail: hey you can buy a bomb for free Also me: HOLD UP SUSSY BAKA

[@thefancynarwhal3834]

I'm going to buy one...for a friend.

[@boomskits60134]

@@thefancynarwhal3834 yoooooo bro I made a new video check it out bro 😄👍👍

[@thefancynarwhal3834]

@@boomskits60134 ok, I made a new channel

[@boomskits60134]

@@thefancynarwhal3834 what’s it called

[@thefancynarwhal3834]

@@boomskits60134 I made a video on it

[@user-nf3iu2zi3w]

0:23 " tigers have False eye on the back of their ears" Me: seeing amongus crewmate 👁️👄👁️

[@nataliewatters3272]

18:41 is the big laugh

[@youssefbarrek8089]

Meet the sniper

[@an_awarevolcano9253]

My favorite part was the "No child should wear Crocs" part.

[@tractor530]

yo, the discord link expired please reply with new one Daily Dose Of Memes ;D

[@siliconx-8087]

4:22 really got me there. That was funny. Let's hope it's not based of something true

[@mi14116]

I was playing roblox and i clicked on this by accident but im not mad :)

[@mahmodgamer1649]

@@divercitygaming5854 stfu some adults play it

[@jenbrucesargeant1343]

@@divercitygaming5854 S H U T

[@finleyweeks]

@@mahmodgamer1649 key word:SOME

[@tqaux.6539]

@@mahmodgamer1649 m a h m o d g a m e r

[@tqaux.6539]

@@jenbrucesargeant1343 no u

[@GhostiesAlt]

2:50 i was shocked. james. salute.

[@lxnavs]

Hmmm Ahh yes, a video where I can relate to everything that I did

[@MrBruhMan1746]

2:54 When you realize that its the REAL odd1sout

[@eclipse7963]

6:15 uhhhh

[@Destiny-2-Nouvelle]

I don’t know what is in the background but I think it’s someone who is f*cking this girl

[@eclipse7963]

@@Destiny-2-Nouvelle Looks like she’s moved onto bigger, blacker things 🤣

[@stca4988]

3:45 *they got us in the first half ngl*

[@freakie1275]

3:39 They had us in the first half, not gonna lie

[@flyingcat6777]

13:44 wow that went 1 to 100 real fast

[@JadianRadiator]

19:32 The slogan part is obviously fake. But that version of the Grinch actually was in one of their commercials.

[@Muncher120]

6:04 ah yes, *THE CEO OF RECESS*

[@brodybingham6808]

1:03 literally happened to me yesterday. It happens all the time with 50s and 100s

[@mikrobeegd3062]

Bucket list for an atom bomb: -50kg/110lbs enriched Plutonium (works also with Uranium) -some glue -100kg/220lbs Trinitrotoluene (TNT) -1 metal container -1 remote igniter -and (most importantly)...an idiot who builds it Here you go...thank me after you killed the entire humanity😁

[@tesstickles4621]

11:21 yea im going to need the sauce for personal reasons

[@GregVR1]

When you meeting the avengers today and stan lee tomorrow. Person in comments: "I love how Captain America has the outfit on and Chris Pratt just looks like a poor single dad that's been through 4 divorces" Me: "STAN LEE'S DEAD!"

[@simonpavlis5615]

5:48 imagine running from the cops and you hear ,, fetch me his soul lucifer´´ and look back. I would be like ,, surrender noices intensive´´ XD.

[@Sebispine]

17:12 "my grandma does the same thing" lol

[@helencobler]

Myn does to!

[@Nobody-jd4og]

I like how the dad doesn't see "how to hup" on the search 3:00

[@lilzsoda]

3:39: Me:slowly getting angrier and angrier Me 10 seconds later: *Visible agreeing*

[@miloboczon4654]

03:00 everyone be talking about the 'how to fight my dad' but not the thing underneath it?!

[@jolte2597]

Put your nose in the middle and see the magic. This had me dying

[@relectricvolt4463]

12:57 I laughed than said out loud "oh wait"

[@ajchilli4385]

3:48 They had me on the first half not gonna lie

[@PamaDirector]

5:50 *[holy music stops]*

[@LoomiexD]

This guy is the guy I literally expect with thumbnails The thumbnail is the first meme in the video

[@KNYANDBNHA_]

5:18 that can actually work lol-

[@Tabby_CatMeow]

The thumbnail: Bomb: Shopping Me: WHTA IN THE EVERLIVING FU- AHAHAHAHHAHAHA

[@aidcrazysol738]

IT'S A TRAP, ONE OF THEM MAKES YOU SAY: "HOLD UP IS THAT THIS OR THAT"

[@toptiger7069]

Capitan hook: I have bad luck Me: just use the other hand mate, if it hasn’t gotten too big

[@gecko736]

I really appreciate when the meme in the thumbnail is first

[@disdood4580]

1:02 Don't tell me this is a GTA 5 Trevor reference LMAOOOOOOOO

[@ExDixionconderoga]

0:19 to confuse other predators lol

[@vex_1s_me]

8:45 that's another inspirational quote that's going on my wall

[@only_ash]

2:59 so are we not gonna talk about what's under "how to fight with my dad"

[@thesacandeyt9361]

That what we call a hold up moment

[@miguelbesa6239]

19:56 one match and its a nuke

[@angelovandermerwe6155]

2:21 you gotta be Steve from minecraft to pick up that many girls

[@adamrei2098]

15:54 you cencored violence, but not balls

[@jacobcenter7374]

2:07 missed opportunity to show Obi Wan (space Jesus) throwing Anakin into a pit of fire

[@gavingordon4871]

11:30 fun fact Cleopatra was the first person to create vibrators by hollowing out a squash and putting angry bees inside

[@oogabooga9417]

6:07 Drugs won't effect my kids The kid: