43 things bull riders don't say

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Dale Brisby

Dale Brisby

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All the classic things you DON'T hear bull riders say!!
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Who is Dale Brisby!? Dale Brisby is a legendary bull riding gypsy soul that is always on to the next one! He crawls outta bed the same way he crawls into the bucking chute, ready to keep it 90! He loves spurring big brahmer necks for big money checks. you can find him at the pay window, behind the bucking chutes, in the chute, or even busting broncs and tearing down honky tonks! He's been 90 in Maine, Spain, Spokane, and Ala-bame! Thank you for taking a moment to enjoy his shenanigans on the road, at a rodeo, or at home at Radiator Ranch! We all know that one guy who's always playin. You find yourself wondering every time he opens his mouth if its a serious story or another joke. You think to yourself, "You play too much! But it is funny. And you're good looking. And I want to name my kid after you. And you're a legend. And I want you to kiss my wife on the mouth!" Well that guy is me! Sometimes when I open my mouth, I don't even know if what I'm about to say is credible, so I can't imagine how you feel! However, if it isn't true, it otta be! Thanks again for joining!

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@ms.cellaneous7458
@ms.cellaneous7458 4 жыл бұрын
"I don't think I even deserve a reride." Laughed all the way through. Good one, Ole Son!
@WayWorthRacing
@WayWorthRacing 4 жыл бұрын
As a former bull rider its even funnier when you can relate
@Michael-hs6ii
@Michael-hs6ii 3 жыл бұрын
I don't know.... I've never rode a bull and find it funier than you
@dakotajensen6756
@dakotajensen6756 2 жыл бұрын
As an ametuer rider for 2 years I understand the relate part
@JamieRCara
@JamieRCara 4 жыл бұрын
"Yes, I have health insurance" 🤣
@Datsyzerberg
@Datsyzerberg 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂🤣🤣 "Im gonna take full responsibility for that one"
@samanthareimerart4627
@samanthareimerart4627 4 жыл бұрын
"Didja pee first?" Leroy with the Mom vibes LOL.
@PAcowgirl95
@PAcowgirl95 4 жыл бұрын
Cheech was my favorite in this one 😂😂😂 “a full savings account and a Roth IRA” - I’m dying 😂 Bex and the shirt - blue on point Dale 🙌🏼🙌🏼🤙🏻
@rowdy5.9L
@rowdy5.9L 3 жыл бұрын
"Yes I have life insurance" lmfao
@p0llywillis806
@p0llywillis806 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao!!! I'm dead!!! Dude says he wishes they had more barrel racers in the perf!!! Hahahahaha haha!! Dale Brisby is a nut!! I love him!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂
@TheOReport1994
@TheOReport1994 3 жыл бұрын
I know I'm what y'all call a city slicker, but this was hilarious! 'Things Cowboys Don't Say' got me hooked! Love from Texas.
@ForestGigaChad34
@ForestGigaChad34 4 жыл бұрын
"I just flat dab got bucked off, no excuse" had me rolling.
@arena8778
@arena8778 4 жыл бұрын
Was trying to pick a favorite part but the whole video just ended up being it 🤣🤣
@teagenbinder948
@teagenbinder948 4 жыл бұрын
As a calf roper myself I find that clip at 0.26 very offensive😂who doesn't love to watch calf roping?
@WanderlustmanC
@WanderlustmanC 4 жыл бұрын
This one is gold, especially Elroy. Hey Cheecho, I've been on bulls as old as 38 and I've got 7 more rocks than 144. Great job on this one brosephs! "Miss Virgie, you are looking thin!"
@stevenapodaca1319
@stevenapodaca1319 4 жыл бұрын
My mom said you haven’t talked to her lately. I told her your on to the next one 😂 we ain’t talked in a couple days!
@jakep5121
@jakep5121 4 жыл бұрын
10 out of 10. Loving Cheech back there!
@thegmanviews11
@thegmanviews11 3 жыл бұрын
My first husband rode bulls when we first met. So that one “he doesn’t cheat on his girl” and “has no illegitimate children” just about had me rolling in the floor 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@keithmundee5628
@keithmundee5628 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the laughs!!! Needed it today!!!
@taybarrett2893
@taybarrett2893 4 жыл бұрын
That face at the end!! Perfect!
@laytonbaugh7990
@laytonbaugh7990 4 жыл бұрын
I’ve been waitin for one of these👍
@libbydeel6584
@libbydeel6584 4 жыл бұрын
Yes i have health insurance hahahahs busted out laughing Thank you
@deehunter5274
@deehunter5274 2 жыл бұрын
I had to watch the video twice because I was laughing so hard due to the opening savings account and Roth IRA line
@aixpert291
@aixpert291 4 жыл бұрын
These are great! I laughed so hard!
@pfog
@pfog 4 жыл бұрын
I’ve gotten on a few. I ONLY did a butterfly wrap. Never competed but had buddies who did. I just got on some green bulls and some in practice pens. Didn’t really feel like getting hung up for no reason. Still managed to get stepped.
@levidye2348
@levidye2348 3 жыл бұрын
Is my bell or my belt buckle to big?
@jordanjenkins2720
@jordanjenkins2720 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, i have health insurance! LMFAO!
@M0RGEZ
@M0RGEZ 4 жыл бұрын
Don’t want to be “that guy” that comments something not relating to the video but season 2 of keepin it 90 would be pretty rad😂😂
@sandyjuergens2657
@sandyjuergens2657 2 жыл бұрын
That was awesome! A little SUPER PUNCHER a little PICKLE MASTER= alot of good giggles and full blown belly laughs. I guarantee you will watch this 3xs if you watch it once 👊🏻💥😎🤠🥒 I think the best part is when Dale does his damndest not to bust out laughing. ( It probably took these 2 jokers( said with love) hours to make this video. ❤️🤠
@aimbot1626
@aimbot1626 4 жыл бұрын
2:29 just cracked me up
@sandyjuergens2657
@sandyjuergens2657 2 жыл бұрын
Oh, man.. "ask the Stock Contractor, they tell you the truth everytime." " That bull did exactly what that Stock Contractor said it was gonna do" That is funny as hell ❤️🤠 love you BROTA! SUPER PUNCHER!
@colemorgan7063
@colemorgan7063 2 жыл бұрын
This was so insanely accurate
@tyjohnson9788
@tyjohnson9788 4 жыл бұрын
Haha that was some funny ish.... on to the next one ol son
@matthewleavitt8077
@matthewleavitt8077 4 жыл бұрын
Hey dale love the vids keep it 90
@cayden423
@cayden423 4 жыл бұрын
Stock contractor tells the truth everytime, believe him and then follows the i just flat bucked off no excuses. Hand in hand 😂😂
@dakotavanwinkle817
@dakotavanwinkle817 3 жыл бұрын
To be honest I don't think I should been that many points had me rolling
@kaiwildly3938
@kaiwildly3938 Жыл бұрын
LoL. I met a couple of Bull riders and they my friend are a different breed of human. Respect.
@Gws__OdTx
@Gws__OdTx 4 жыл бұрын
Odessa Texas checking in.
@nathanielkidd2840
@nathanielkidd2840 3 жыл бұрын
“This is absolutely applicable to day to day ranching!”
@joeschneider4980
@joeschneider4980 3 жыл бұрын
"yep and i think im done wire brushing my glove" ummmmm lol
@sally180
@sally180 3 жыл бұрын
Do you think my shirt is too loud 😂😂😂😂😂🤦‍♀️
@keeptrying5962
@keeptrying5962 4 жыл бұрын
I loved this, thanks!
@axelsandigo3849
@axelsandigo3849 4 жыл бұрын
Jaja buen video saludos desde NICARAGUA
@coltenbourn3907
@coltenbourn3907 4 жыл бұрын
Love the videos keep up the good work
@timbrunson4124
@timbrunson4124 3 жыл бұрын
That bull did exactly what that stock contractor said he’d do!!!!!!! Crying
@libertymyers1490
@libertymyers1490 4 жыл бұрын
This bull rider is a vegan! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Ain't no way in heck 🤠🤙🏼🤙🏼
@libertymyers1490
@libertymyers1490 4 жыл бұрын
Okay maybe any one Cheech said anything about "this bull rider..." 🤣
@justapeckerwoodthatlivesin9989
@justapeckerwoodthatlivesin9989 4 жыл бұрын
Why dale yea good to watch before I head to the rodeo in a few hours ol' son
@crystaljacobson6058
@crystaljacobson6058 3 жыл бұрын
My favorite video today.
@jeradbennett5030
@jeradbennett5030 3 жыл бұрын
That was amazing lol, yes I have health insurance, hahahaha. Sadly I can identify as a 38 year construction worker. I always say that's what the excavator is for if a guy gets hurt real bad. Not everyone appreciates that one.
@katherinepoletto7875
@katherinepoletto7875 4 жыл бұрын
man that MY SHIRT DALE.THAT WHY I LIKE IT SO MUCH GEEWHIZ .KAT
@kasongrizzell2363
@kasongrizzell2363 4 жыл бұрын
Hello. Great vid!👍
@pissonthe0fighteverybody276
@pissonthe0fighteverybody276 4 жыл бұрын
If you haven’t watched. Deadman’s Walk, Comanche Moon and Lonesome Dove at least 10 times. U ain’t no Top Hand!!! Ol’ Son
@nickcantu1565
@nickcantu1565 4 жыл бұрын
That’s gold right there!
@katherinepoletto7875
@katherinepoletto7875 4 жыл бұрын
its a beautiful shirt.is it in Dale wesr.??love u SUPER PUNCHR.
@theartofquietbear888
@theartofquietbear888 4 жыл бұрын
I laughed till I cried... Said no real cowboy, ever. :)
@levidye2348
@levidye2348 3 жыл бұрын
Is my rosin to warm?
@deleriousdinosaur3205
@deleriousdinosaur3205 4 жыл бұрын
" I just flababed bucked-off no excuse"
@TheVodec
@TheVodec 3 жыл бұрын
Dale isnt a vegan, he is just mostly vegan. He is keeping it 90%.
@tannergolden2670
@tannergolden2670 3 жыл бұрын
I just flabdad bucked off, no excuse 😂
@joshhughes6316
@joshhughes6316 4 жыл бұрын
Some of these I can honestly hear Dale say to people.. WELL DALE YEAH HE SAID SUM DIM B4 !!!!!
@hairyreerend5128
@hairyreerend5128 3 жыл бұрын
Yes I have have health insurance
@bama539
@bama539 4 жыл бұрын
Oh no!? They seem to be hanging around to many buckle bunnies!? 🤪😎
@joshcossaboom7316
@joshcossaboom7316 4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha love this!
@levidye2348
@levidye2348 3 жыл бұрын
Giving a big nod kind of hurts my neck, could I just do a little nod?
@breannemartin4764
@breannemartin4764 4 жыл бұрын
Please bedazzle a glove after that and call it cotton candy 🤣
@johnglover5071
@johnglover5071 4 жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha lol that's good stuff!!
@rich41511
@rich41511 4 жыл бұрын
Dale brisby love from E awesome
@timbrunson4124
@timbrunson4124 3 жыл бұрын
Savings account an Roth IRA. And never cheated on his girlfriend. Haven’t quit laughing/crying since that. Damn funny.
@tylermorrow3550
@tylermorrow3550 4 жыл бұрын
This is fuckin perfect. Lol Georgie Armani. If you dont wear stetson original AND name your son Stetson....you ain't no cowboy
@kevinlesch9656
@kevinlesch9656 4 жыл бұрын
What the h#*! A vegan bull rider, and no beer!? You guys sure are funny!
@saddletramp1860
@saddletramp1860 4 жыл бұрын
"My ball hurts"
@EvanBuffington
@EvanBuffington 4 жыл бұрын
So true.
@lindanorris2455
@lindanorris2455 3 жыл бұрын
where is your reality show?
@dalebrown2375
@dalebrown2375 Жыл бұрын
Bull riders are the most polite to the press when being interviewed of all interviewed except maybe Bob Tallsman who in my book is a great man
@Dilly714
@Dilly714 4 жыл бұрын
Did the airline ever get you your bull bag back 😂😂
@jimmijohns7525
@jimmijohns7525 4 жыл бұрын
Ol son got new gloves
@ryanmatthews9832
@ryanmatthews9832 4 жыл бұрын
Well dale yeah ol son
@rodeovideosandcalfropingvi1557
@rodeovideosandcalfropingvi1557 4 жыл бұрын
As a calf roper I feel insulted😂
@trentdowning7384
@trentdowning7384 4 жыл бұрын
Heck yea ol’son
@phillipchristoffersen2302
@phillipchristoffersen2302 3 жыл бұрын
Hilarious lol
@Savvy_equine11
@Savvy_equine11 4 жыл бұрын
Do a things barrel racers don’t say
@b5maddog
@b5maddog 4 жыл бұрын
#1 thing bull riders don't say..... Who's Dale Brisby?
@jakep5121
@jakep5121 4 жыл бұрын
You ain't no cowboy... and you definitely ain't no Super Puncher!
@jakep5121
@jakep5121 4 жыл бұрын
Oh... wait. I get it now. Bull riders don't say who is Dale Brisby ... good one. I'm slow.
@b5maddog
@b5maddog 4 жыл бұрын
@@jakep5121 no problem. I'm sure there will be more coming at me.
@Veronica-cr4hh
@Veronica-cr4hh 4 жыл бұрын
Cutest chaps 🤣🤣🤣
@tonynorris1250
@tonynorris1250 4 жыл бұрын
That bulls hump is too big! Sir, does this bull come in beige? Can I wear Spurs with my Chucks? Can I ride side saddle? Why so much snot, is that bull sick? I'm not riding him if he's gonna spin left, I'm right handed! Can we wash the poo off this bull just in case I fall off the back? I don't think this is the bull in the catalog? I wasn't bucked off, I canceled my ride! Does this cow like candy? He didn't throw me, I was checking my rigging from his underside! Or, your Mom is calling and says if I don't get there in 20 minutes she's gonna drink all the beer! I gotta go, the VIEW is on! On to the second one Ol Son!💥💥🤦‍♂️🤣👏👏👏🤙🤙🤙👋👋👋🤠🐮🐮🐴🐴✝️✝️✝️❤❤❤🙏🙏🙏🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
@harrisjuan1564
@harrisjuan1564 4 жыл бұрын
Their all to funny 😆 “wash the poo”
@jettaylor2836
@jettaylor2836 3 жыл бұрын
They do say stuff like that in the igra
@jimhood7888
@jimhood7888 4 жыл бұрын
I can’t eat before a ride 🥴
@sog4646
@sog4646 3 жыл бұрын
I bet i can spit right before they open the gate.
@the2boys233
@the2boys233 4 жыл бұрын
Hey
@douglasgiaccone3308
@douglasgiaccone3308 3 жыл бұрын
I was waiting for him to complain about how much the bull stinks
@WildMan307Outdoors
@WildMan307Outdoors 4 жыл бұрын
👍
@ryandowns8055
@ryandowns8055 4 жыл бұрын
I can relate but I never cheat on my girl except once
@dustyroads5753
@dustyroads5753 3 жыл бұрын
"I'm over 6' tall" 🙂
@michaelmckenna1372
@michaelmckenna1372 4 жыл бұрын
Ayyyyyy
@harleyss475
@harleyss475 4 жыл бұрын
... 😂😂😂...
@josephkony5473
@josephkony5473 4 жыл бұрын
lmfaoo
@173-w5m
@173-w5m 4 жыл бұрын
326th!
@fishinglifeisgreat7536
@fishinglifeisgreat7536 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@cav4170
@cav4170 4 жыл бұрын
You should go hunting
@sjfarish
@sjfarish 4 жыл бұрын
Did you feel like your fixing to shat on yourself Ol' Son ??? Put some bleachers on the outside of that arena and they will come...
@rosegroshek6098
@rosegroshek6098 4 жыл бұрын
never cheated on his girlfriends...oof...damn buckle bunnies...
@altonrowell60
@altonrowell60 2 жыл бұрын
No illegitimate children 😆
@lukasburchfield8049
@lukasburchfield8049 4 жыл бұрын
Whoever is the 1 dislike yanc
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