Dam Internet, You Scary! HALLOWEEN EPISODE

[@thulanilewis9503]

The girl in the back is trying so hard to keep it together 😂😂

[@tthug2k3]

She needs to get out the frame

[@mrsjayhoward]

I like her better than the last one

[@terrycanes3342]

WTF I didn’t even notice her until you pointed it out

[@itsmylife4395]

I watched the entire video an didnt notice her until I read this comment XD

[@user-wr9on9ff4d]

She finr

[@jadenbranson3182]

Pat and tahir are like the dynamic duo when it comes to being funny I swearrrr😂

[@LilRoofDog]

Tahir is that friend that gets funnier when you bring your girl around

[@artmieseelizabeth8074]

Roscoe Dingle I can see that lol

[@MasterJ202]

I hate those type of friends lol

[@benjamingarrison4111]

You mean a fuck nigha that don't b suspicious to yal this such a weird generation

[@MrSavageRain]

@@benjamingarrison4111 they don't be peeping it

[@kassok9441]

“The content was trash, but at least you rode it for a lil bit” 😂😂😂

[@KCee984]

Not passing out no candy or answering the door until I finish this episode. #FuckThemKids

[@MP-pc9zk]

Kasey_Addison I have kids but that’s funny 😂

[@juicyparsons]

lmaooo

[@Chaseouterspace]

I live in the mid west and it just blows my mind that it’s not 32 degrees and dark on Halloween in Cali

[@bnadira212]

"My name is Mandy. That's my ex. No ain't" 😂😂😂

[@honey_rae_amour]

I have a coworker who just told me today that her son is in the navy and his job is to guide missiles but he tells people he is a cook because he knows classified information and he could be a target. Great episode as always guys, thank you!!

[@TCThompson74]

😂😂😂 that struggle intro was too funny. "unh... Unh . Spikin kids candy with drugs..."

[@paisley__k]

Pat got da juice he stay with a new chick in the background 😂😅

[@joybrown6693]

Yaaassssss ads!!! Y'all movin on up

[@TheHomegirlHealer]

Tyler is definitely one of my favorite artists. He is not afraid to evolve creatively. School these folks Tahir!

[@robertriddell2593]

Everytime Pat adjusts the volume on Tahirs mic, it cracks me up 😂

[@helam_]

Robert Riddell me too cuz I know he be thinking “damn nigga you kinda loud af” *reaches over and turns that mf down” lmaooo

[@Krazyman5150ninja]

Pat "Scoot a little closer" Cloud

[@who26]

Ok the face on the girl in the back when they started talking about shaving their genitals is hilarious!

[@caleb6733]

People in LA don’t know tha meaning of cold 💀

[@onetruesavage]

Man scape is legit. My wife enjoys and appreciates it

[@SH-kr5pv]

I was waiting for this all day 😩 I need to sign up for the patreon 🤦🏾‍♀️ the waiting is too much.

[@IIkimbap]

Halloween is seriously the best holiday. All the mazes at universal were so good this year.

[@beccadotelpy]

Tahir's description of dressing in the cold is exactly how my dad dresses for most winter days here in CT. He made me LOL when he added the vest because that is soooooo my dad.

[@missbeemarie1607]

“I tried Nair and it burned me” Patrick 🤦🏾‍♀️

[@elibreezy]

Hali B. Lol it’s true though if your skin is mad sensitive it burns

[@curtisnewsom6168]

It actually caused a bunch of tiny cuts on me

[@zeeee985]

That girl is gorgeous 😍😍😍

[@user-wr9on9ff4d]

True

[@ronhernandez4609]

And her voice is soothing as well

[@JessikaLogan]

There are many factors that determine how a body decomposes. especially temperature the way the body is left etc etc not all bodies bloat during decomposition.

[@LotusBookWorm]

Jessika are you tryna tell us something?? You got experience??

[@JampackGaming707]

The majority of the comment section likely hasn’t heard of a body farm before. Pat and Tahir’s ignorance is hilarious tho lol

[@Koicee8]

How was this comment posted 2 days ago but it was posted 17 hours ago?

[@JampackGaming707]

Keely Vincent Patreon

[@JessikaLogan]

@@LotusBookWorm I'm an autopsy tech

[@kelinthecut4080]

Ad transition was smooth asf💯💯👏🏾👏🏾

[@lonzo561.9]

U missed the chance to make the halloween episode only conspiracy corners

[@sol_merew400]

I know bro smh maybe next year

[@hulksmashjr13]

Preach that midwest COLD shît!!! Flip flops, shorts, and hoodie is how we prepare for the cold

[@ruthuseh2387]

Nah, the girl in the back beeeen cracking up 😂😂. She just did a good job of trying not to make any noise. If you look closely she even took a video of Tahir and Pat with their hilarious intro theme struggle.

[@macthesmac]

They caught her laughing at grown up jokes lol

[@amonise154]

I was wondering about the air capacity as well 😂

[@chrissullivan6572]

Pat is real life Fisticuffs. "TURN MY HEADPHONES UP!!"

[@ramonpeters9608]

I can't front. That's a hard beat to rap to. What kind of flow works with that lol

[@gabrielmckie9127]

I cant wiat until these dudes get like 1 mil

[@juniorscollege12]

Finally y'all getting ads. Congrats. Love the content... just wish it could get updated on spotify faster lol

[@GoldrushSavage]

Thank yall for this. Just made my day 💜

[@armoncurtis7856]

You know it’s a interesting podcast when it’s a whole human in the back

[@lambsauc324]

Well things would be akward and murdery if there was a bisected human in the back.

[@damonwilliams5197]

When she nonchalantly said " damn Daniel" I lost it

[@danielhayden688]

I’m literally working extra hours to b able to get their merch

[@TheChocolateDrop2]

13:35 in al my years of LA, did not know we had a parade for halloween

[@Darieon]

Talking about 60° whole time I’m in Chicago in this 20° bundled like ah lil mama smh

[@skiroyfrmthe9]

I woulda kicked the hell out that dwarf 😂😂😂

[@Kodymurral1992]

That into was shambles 😂😂😂

[@SBJSJ]

She lowkey looks like karrueche

[@M1keyym]

SBJ right, i thought i was trippin

[@artmieseelizabeth8074]

Oooh I just said this lol I just didn’t know how to spell her name lol

[@Dc97617]

Not meep meep 😂😂😂 I just bust out laughing in the gym 😭😭

[@israelsilentt2207]

Glad to see u finally stepped up on ur audio game and fixed the audio quality in ur vids! It sounds good now

[@Michael_Brownley]

My balls will NOT be thanking YALL 😂🤦‍♂️ but ima go head and copp this lol

[@GorA123P]

All you need is a turtle neck sweater, tims and a triple down goose coat from b-lo(buffalo).

[@MikeToneyDesign]

I really like this new format of the show. The conspiracy corner is one of my favorite parts of the episodes

[@trizzard]

I don't why it was so funny that Pat wants to act out that specific helicopter scene 😂

[@Jazm16]

Thanks y’all got me looking at Alexa like 😒 😂😂😂

[@slymadagoat]

That sounds like the movie orphan lmaoo

[@DamOneMan]

On the Marvin Brandland story 50:10 how did they know Marvin thought it was a prank if Brandland was dead

[@DeeBee7O7]

Bruh I just went to recent comments to see if anybody else peeped. Like how the fuck would they know that. The person that wrote it is the killer.

[@marychristmas2052]

Pat always got a female at his house

[@_.beauu._3897]

mara b woman

[@Mosagaming12]

_.beauu._ female

[@orangemoon9634]

@@Mosagaming12 WOMAN

[@viviennewestwoodruinedmylife]

@@orangemoon9634 bird*

[@orangemoon9634]

@@viviennewestwoodruinedmylife ya mama

[@MzSweetzTalk]

Tahir is so Correct! I'm in Milwaukee, WI it's snowing right now for Halloween. Halloween dressed up like Christmas...

[@francisnjogu9263]

😂😂😂😂Intro had be dying alone in the office.. Smashed a bug! niiiggaaa

[@dtayl303]

That intro was beautiful trash!

[@KumikoD]

That intro killed me 🤣

[@2rich2miss]

Shoutout to the random chick in the background. 😂 This is getting to be a thing. The random chick in the next one should hold a sign with your sponsors ad or logo.

[@riostone530]

2Rich 2Miss I know right 😂

[@jackiekatundulu622]

🤣 The intro song 🙆🏽‍♀️ wow 😂

[@mikmoss88]

That Manscaped keeps poppin up on my feed. Think ima try it out

[@thickthickly]

That dude who accidentally hung himself in that hayride now haunts that place for sure

[@theporchmonk4483]

Don’t forget y’all boi smino from that Lou

[@darianborneo2236]

🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@samanthamarie507]

I sholl was like they forgot to say Smino, Sza, Layton Greene

[@michaelgomez2732]

Congrats on the sponsor guys! Bought the lawn mower 2.0 and ball deodorant to support. Thanks guys!!

[@oaktree1626]

Ice T actually used the Halloween music in an old song.

[@lisayoung9256]

Loved that song by Ice T. It was called The Tower.

[@oaktree1626]

@@lisayoung9256 That's it! Good memory.

[@Noname-qm8rj]

bro these are dope. kind of just like a full segments of conspiracy

[@karithema9ician657]

He called "thrift shop" goodwill😳😳😂😂😂😂😂😂😭💀💀💀

[@DCKing-nu1qq]

Love this podcast

[@dstn07]

Pat got Tahir to smoke 😂😂😂

[@thelagames1937]

DIYS=Do It Yourself DIYS=Dam Internet You Scary 🤔

[@Tranzformerzgetoff]

Tahir not lying I’m from East St.Louis too but I live in Dallas now it’s 40 degrees here and they think it’s cold 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

[@TheChocolateDrop2]

15:50 damn that was he smoothest transition. tahir wasnt playin about sayin he was gone do some authentic shit

[@jazmyntanai5971]

I totally pictured Wiley Coyote jumping in front of a train even tho Pat said "Meep Meep"😂

[@KureGene]

The human torch pun has me rolling 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@bdemdown]

Much like Halloween, that intro was HORRIFYING

[@ChocolateThaiE]

Outkast went diamond

[@pcfool13]

Dr dre song called murder inc on 2001 samples that Halloween theme. Pretty dope

[@oshun0598]

“Spiking kids candy with drugs” niqqa What? 😟😭

[@riostone530]

Oshun05 ppl sick 😷

[@everettreed9514]

between the manscapped sponsors in Big Jah, Elhaj TV, Kev on Studios, and now Damn internet you scary i simply needed to go and get this.

[@antwizle5]

Just a random chick in the back trying not to laugh

[@tthephenomenal]

This year in Texas, it’s getting cold, it’s finna be 30 degrees tonight but will feel like 20 with the wind

[@jayy7007]

How people comment already yesterday wth! Lol I’ve been waiting on this banger all day!!

[@bakari88ward]

Yeah weird I see on from 2days ago

[@rantsandfaves]

Patreon subscribers get it first

[@mishybutterfly]

Thank u for inviting the Randoms!!!! Fur real the last Heffa was very distracting. Y'all should keep doing that

[@foreveryvette]

“F*ck dem kids!” 😭😭😭 Tahir is HILARIOUS!!!

[@Chaseouterspace]

Also that lady looks like a light skinned Daenerys Targaryen (Emilia Clarke)

[@krazy_catladyy890]

The intro song was a true struggle💀😆😭🤣🧟‍♂️👹🧟‍♀️🎃👻

[@UnderExtimated]

I’m waaay to high for these ads 😭😭 great stuff

[@lyrq]

The balls trimmer advertisement ..... I have no words. But I am entertained

[@demariomasseyfbt3116]

That one Halloween story i did they know what the guy with the pillow case said to the old man.i want know more on that story.

[@GoghGogh]

Wooord, I was just thinking that

[@ismailkidwolffromkryptonha8365]

Low-key Be is one of commons best album that was a dope idea Tahir

[@keienflu912]

Love the DIYS Series, can we get a link to the Patreon in the description please.

[@stacyashlee]

Lol what kind of guest was that.. is she an actress a model.. one of y'all cousins. That was random as hell

[@MikeToneyDesign]

Yo, when pat said "Jule you're on"

[@kiingalysha]

If the guy in the story about the safe in the basement died and the murderer got away, how do they know what the guy thought?

[@rickym188]

Come on guys. Gotta release it earlier But love regardless

[@gamingwithjoeyblack672]

Rewatching and it's crazy how this year no Halloween coronavirus 2020 what year

[@larryluverboy]

Is that a usb hub? I’m trying to use 2 usb mics at the same time. Thanks

[@koolkat7674]

You guys make my day!😂😂😂😂

[@zsconger]

Dang. I thought you’d put a link in the description for Manscape

[@mercedesholmes9703]

There’s a lot of contention with that adoption case, this is definitely just one crazy side of the crazy story

[@sgcd11]

“I smashed a bug” 😂😂

[@cordairotucker6005]

The little person could’ve had it made no bills free food everything

[@juicyparsons]

yeah she probably thought that too but after 3 years pretending and BEING TREATED like a child??! her ass changed her mind like "how am I gonna get outta this........!"

[@chaosswa-ee-ty5911]

She obviously wanted blood. Lol none of that's was enough. 😅🤷🏾‍♀️