Medical Licence, Please!

Do you have Medical Licence? No?
Take a look at this video.
Yes, it's been half a year since the last upload. And yes I know...
I'm a lazy ass :/
And I will not specifically translate. It simply lacks time or motivation.
I just hope you enjoy the video.
See ya!
Music Used:
Tune Fortress - 03 The Sound of Warfare
Team Fortress 2 - Archimedes
Kevin MacLeod - Ambush
Conker's Bad Fur Day - Don Weazo
Mario Party 1 - Wide Wide Ocean
Kevin MacLeod - Mining by Moonlight
Banjo-Kazooie - Mumbo's Mountain
Fallout 3 - Tranquility Lane
Hoshi no Kaabii - Evil Scheme
Kevin MacLeod - The Builder
Kevin MacLeod - The Machine Thinks
Raxxo - Sky Funk
Kevin MacLeod - Ghostpocalypse
Kevin MacLeod - Ambler
Kevin MacLeod - Sovereign
Team Fortress 2 - Rocket Jump Waltz

[@reddevn]

Scenario: Medic is forced to leave the team Scout: loses 1 hp Scout: *NEED A DISPENSER HERE*

[@kryptoid2568]

Pootis penser here

[@kylefinn5301]

Fun fact: Heavy has a PhD in Russian literature, technically making him more of a doctor than Medic, who lost his medical license.

[@theshermantanker7043]

It's funny how the brutish Heavy is actually the biggest gentleman out of all of them in official lore

[@JokeriPokeri17]

In a academic degree, but not in medical point.

[@sumadhsingh6417]

That's why he heal himself with a sandwich.

[@Grfieldlasang]

But he dont know how to make a heart attack

[@proff-biter]

Умер вiд крiнжi

[@milez570]

"2020 cant get worse" 2020: you must send a picture of your medical license to valve in order to unlock medic

[@givethatrabbitabanana4321]

That would be the same as needing to be sober to play as Demoman.

[@Kumo5980]

@@givethatrabbitabanana4321 or be fit or loudmouth as scout

[@ilmonachefabestemmiaregerm6364]

Actually a license for everybody: - Exploration permission and running profession for Scout - Medical license for Medic - Sniper profession for Sniper - Permission of using heavy caliber weapons for Heavy - Pyrotechnic license for Pyro - Demolition/Explosive devices training and license for Demoman - Espionage license and Espionage technology experience for Spy - Mechanic building/Electro technical/Electrician/Mechanic/Industrial devices license for engineer - Military training for Soldier

[@mrdeadflower]

@@ilmonachefabestemmiaregerm6364 are you stupid?? Just be fat and slow so you can play heavy

[@commissarvigil4806]

@@mrdeadflower im already both

[@Gen_ShadowCompany_203]

Master Chief: What is your name? Dumb medic: *OKTOBERLOL!*

[@springyard20xx42]

Also Dumb Medic: *PASSES* *TEST*

[@thatcooldudeisawesome876]

@@springyard20xx42 Seems like Smart: Medic to me

[@bobbicamarata793]

Uh. Cheif or chef? I'm not tryna be sarcastic I actually don't know.

[@Gen_ShadowCompany_203]

@@bobbicamarata793 No, Chief

[@ramamaulana8922]

Hahaha

[@bababooey9390]

Medic: wears rubber gloves Also medic: gets electrocuted by holding metal

[@mattrug730]

3:20 Medic: IM GONNA SAW TROUGH MY SAW Me: NO! **critical hit** Me: AAHAHA

[@11O2O2O]

What if it isn't tho?

[@ckinde23]

He got electrocuted on his eye

[@shadow_blader192]

​@@ckinde23he didn't touched with it

[@Qwer-teaBinch]

He needs to get a refund on those gloves

[@pikariocraftf2802]

A medical licence would be a nice badge cosmetic, perhaps someone could hold a medic contest, and people who pass get a medical licence badge...

[@liroiroque3325]

And sure enough, people would be scrambling to get the licence and would wait for hours just to join I had been playing Medic for quite some time now, if this was added to a further update then I would hold off on playing Medic until the licence is given to those who pass 1st Edit: The test would surely ask about your ability to play as Medic in certain situations But, a lot of players would surely try to cheat by means of bribing others or the admin

[@Scarletdex8299]

12:45 every time I hear this line in-game, my brain just registers it as medic yelling "Play-Doh!!" with no context whatsoever

[@tshiamolungile9290]

Correction,he said horrido

[@JoshLefelhocz]

@@tshiamolungile9290 Yeah, but Scarlet hears it differently for no real reason. Just another of the brain's weird quirks.

[@blackoutlol2857]

7:40 I read that entire thing and the accuracy is spot on really good detail even if you just copy pasted it.

[@H4YW1R3.]

Nobody: Red medic's licence: *Curse of vanishing*

[@Breeze45-s4h]

Yeh

[@johnfitnesspacertestakamat9824]

eh tbh funny did laugh

[@savril6901]

but there are other red medics

[@tomatoessuck4878]

haha you did the funy

[@heevy410]

This is going to my "Gold" playlist

[@Candelitarex23]

Mhmhmhmhhmhmhmhm (Hi there engineer gaming)

[@BloodDaggerBand]

1:47 thank you for providing the video soldiers watching in the information tab :)

[@gabsmcdead4855]

Jesus Christ he's literally all med students in any test I'm crying

[@notabomination4799]

12:10 or around that time Battlefield 7 The battle of the Medics

[@BigMoistRat]

The class when the teacher leaves the room-11:50-13:15

[@TerribleTommyFAN]

omg Thats so Fucking True.

[@tlepetrex3267]

13:05 xd

[@PrincessOfFriendship]

Answers 1. Call 911 immediately if possible when the venom is inside the body after the bite. Usually venoms are painful and fatal, before the ambulance arrives, things must be prepare simply like putting calming the person down, wash the bite with clean water and soap but dont put alcohol. 2. If the person has an heart attack immediately do a CPR before you can do CPR put the person on a safe floor not on bed! And when you did perfectly! Perform your CPR and immediately call 911 if the person is still not breathing or having difficult breathing 3. The woman causes blunt force trauma (BFT), with several Hits to the body, Abdominal Failure, Blood Cells Problem, several deteration of heat and stroke caused by heat! And multiple broken bones from accident! In order to save the patient in this critical condition, its wisely to call the 911 immediately if the injury is critical and worsen now

[@patschin1]

0:26 one of the bomb has alot of spikes lol

[@Legion-X]

The ultra bomb

[@sarahvanrooyen7280]

Lol

[@tulsipa7092]

the sonic spike bomb

[@cringehunter3812]

​@@Legion-X it had crits

[@leanderrallego4335]

On the end be like : "chuckels" im in danger

[@Nemesis792]

Chatgpt's answer to the question 3: Based on the information provided, the most likely diagnosis for this patient is **Immune Thrombocytopenic Purpura (ITP)**. Here’s a breakdown of the key points that lead to this conclusion: ### Key Clinical Features 1. **Recurrent Epistaxis and Easy Bruising**: - These symptoms indicate a bleeding disorder. 2. **Diffuse Areas of Petechiae**: - The presence of petechiae under the tongue, on the extensor surfaces of the forearms, and on the posterior thighs suggests a platelet-related issue. 3. **Normal Vital Signs**: - The patient's vital signs (pulse, blood pressure) are within normal limits. 4. **No Splenomegaly**: - Lack of splenomegaly is significant as it rules out conditions like hypersplenism or myeloproliferative disorders that often present with an enlarged spleen. 5. **Normal White Blood Cell Count and Hemoglobin**: - The normal WBC and hemoglobin levels suggest that there is no significant bone marrow disorder affecting all cell lines. 6. **Isolated Thrombocytopenia**: - The platelet count is significantly low at 24,000 cells/mm³, which explains the easy bruising and prolonged bleeding. 7. **Prolonged Bleeding Time**: - The bleeding time is prolonged, indicating a problem with platelet function or number. 8. **Normal PT and aPTT**: - These normal values rule out coagulation factor deficiencies, such as those seen in hemophilia or von Willebrand disease. ### Diagnosis: Immune Thrombocytopenic Purpura (ITP) ITP is a disorder characterized by the immune-mediated destruction of platelets, leading to thrombocytopenia. It is typically a diagnosis of exclusion, but the key features in this case align with ITP: - **Thrombocytopenia**: The low platelet count is the hallmark of the condition. - **Prolonged Bleeding Time**: Reflects the impact of low platelet count on bleeding. - **Normal Coagulation Parameters**: PT and aPTT are within normal limits, indicating that the coagulation pathway is intact and the issue is with the platelets. - **No Other Systemic Symptoms**: The absence of systemic symptoms like fever, weight loss, or organomegaly supports the diagnosis of ITP. ### Other Possible Diagnoses and Why They Are Less Likely - **Von Willebrand Disease**: Usually presents with a prolonged aPTT or other coagulation abnormalities. - **Thrombotic Thrombocytopenic Purpura (TTP)**: Typically presents with a pentad of symptoms including renal dysfunction, neurological changes, fever, microangiopathic hemolytic anemia, and thrombocytopenia. This patient does not have these features. - **Disseminated Intravascular Coagulation (DIC)**: Usually shows prolonged PT and aPTT, along with other signs of coagulopathy. - **Aplastic Anemia**: Would present with pancytopenia, not isolated thrombocytopenia. Given the isolated thrombocytopenia, prolonged bleeding time, and normal coagulation studies, **ITP** is the most likely diagnosis for this patient.

[@rommyjoj326]

You have a magical healing stuff but you still need a license -like school system

[@simtexa]

I love how medic's thoughts are just Google translated directly from German

[@dyamondX]

5:10 "I'm going to saw through my saw" noob medic 2019

[@CommanderFox-cc]

How is spy still talking? He just got decapated by the medic who has an axe 😳😳😳

[@Zynderion117]

A classic reference to Meet The Medic.

[@depressedkermit3752]

Brutal Sniper666 Its vagidic

[@edinatorplays4847]

*Oh no*

[@supra9218]

i think he respawnd but then a bug apeared and his body was missing XDDDD

[@_DarkWolves]

11:33 - 11:38 When my homework is too hard and some jack@$$ declares "no calculators" :)

[@Spacemuffin147]

Holy shit is that Arby and Chief reference in 4:40

[@dazzlechio5021]

He said master chief: Watermelon 🍉😂

[@Huss_08]

3:38 *_w-what are you doing step heavy_*

[@bri_ishhedgehog5915]

Noob medic has to be my favorite throughout this video

[@ojmasangkay7821]

Whats up AH :O 3:05

[@leonardovaldezhernandez8845]

3:07 aaaaaaa

[@Mezzy..]

Me: * gets f on test * (eyes widened:) *GLASS BREAK SOUND EFFECT*

[@skittle6313]

scout: there are no dispenser license right?

[@scenariogaming3312]

When medic got in I laughed how medic was walking😂

[@stevemichaelexecutivethera9984]

5:23 TOM BAKER!!!

[@Bananapeel5000]

Medic: (being scared) Engineer:Cream gravy Medic: : ]

[@Franklin_not_from_gta5]

Question 2: if a patient has had a heart attack. What do you have to save him? Answer: hit him with the pan Me: classic TF2 answer

[@Knack590]

10:56 the answer is eraser 11:01 medic got rage because the answer is eraser

[@Glockengiesser_Nbg]

Noob-Medic... He's a TF2 Freak on his own special way😜

[@Thorax7x686]

NEVER TOUCH MY MY SANDWICH DA ?!

[@polloco6983]

Medic with hat:whoo Medic:yes Eraser

[@jasminerivera9224]

When heavy was crying to medic WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS FACE?!

[@DistortedDebaser]

A good old classic

[@Toxin___InterHalfer]

For the first time in 10 years, I see a TF2 Engineer who uses the wrench as he should actually do

[@guestlikesmemes]

69 likes, such a great number, i want to like the comment but i also dont want to ruin the 69 and turn it into a 70

[@lpscottoncandylollipopswee2088]

@@guestlikesmemes mann of wise words!

[@errornoname23]

YES SeS Mann of wise spellings.

[@chasatiscott2678]

Ha I ruined your 333

[@LeftyPencil]

1:54

[@TKsh1]

"Your patient has had a heart attack, what do you have to do to save him?" Of course, hit him with a pan. Who need defibrilators anyway?

[@DiggerDeeper01]

Takeshi So says Dr. not TROLLSCOUT.

[@uh3622]

defibrilators are overrated anyways

[@enderlaptopminecrafter390]

how to heal all 10 ppl,hit one who has the worst heart attack with a *SONIC PAN*

[@sotpti3229]

@Arom Hairy Komondor MEEEEEEMDICK

[@darrentaylor1644]

Using a frying pan will not work during a heart attack.

[@othatsparks8818]

The medic bot: strongest in this animation. The medic bot in reality: the weakest robot in MVM

[@theshermantanker7043]

That's actually what I like about the MvM robots their strength is actually realistic and they can't just flip cars because fuck you I'm a robot

[@yeahwhoiwannaknowye]

@@theshermantanker7043 wait your a robot?

[@iremadeoldtdsgaming1355]

@@yeahwhoiwannaknowye yes i am robot

[@yeahwhoiwannaknowye]

@@iremadeoldtdsgaming1355 no way!

[@DaniZeAlmighty]

​@@iremadeoldtdsgaming1355i must sap you

[@od4361]

"Your name please" "Medic" "Very original" I'm dying XD

[@สิริกรสุขสมจิตร]

oh hahha like

[@reichsmapping8401]

his name is me-dik

[@taureon_]

@@reichsmapping8401 you fucking don't-

[@arnaakimzhanova6125]

@@reichsmapping8401 his name is me-dick

[@lopertyl6534]

ReichS Mapping meh-dick

[@Dr_Martex]

Who needs a License when You've literally got a gun that heals people?

[@IMPROVINGFORGTAVI]

Dr.Martex it’s license to legally use the gun

[@thegarfield9879]

The Medigun

[@tribot_leader]

toilet choking on notebooks who needs to legally use it when you can kill the people who object you using it with it

[@syawndarren4284]

AussieEmu05 I’m pretty sure it destroys and shrapnel or anything blocking it from healing the wounds

[@thegreatdonutpandas8922]

That's a good point... however in order to be classified as a professional medic you have to have a license medigun or not you need one... science

[@brianwhitford6086]

The answer to Question 3 is Idiopathic thrombocytopenic purpura. An auto immune disease that has the white blood cells attack the platelets and therefore making it harder for the body to clot injuries. Just in case anyone was wondering.

[@originalname9879]

Brian Whitford I was wondering

[@kingpekka115]

Any proper medicine for this type of problem?

[@demonx3779]

I may be dumb or not understanding it right but. . . It basically makes white blood cells into idiots that teamkill platelets?

[@M4x_P0w3r]

@@demonx3779 That's about it. An auto immune disease makes your body react with allergy to things it shouldn't. Without the platelets blood cannot coagulate, so it makes healing wounds harder.

[@demonx3779]

@@M4x_P0w3r, Is it one of those diseases that you have to live with once you get it?(etc. Uncurable)

[@commandercody1210]

4:58 IF that spy passes the exam he is going to be able to sneak even better cause he can use medical stuff!

[@Qwer-teaBinch]

he can cloak and heal his team!

[@liizzychan7521]

such a terrifying thought

[@RRUUNBEENN]

A Blu Medic killing a Blu Spy “Wait that is ilegal”

[@PhoeniXDD_]

Ruben Solis blu robo-medic banned from official valve servers reason:teamkilling and being a mvm robot on a official servers

[@thatcooldudeisawesome876]

Lern Howl Two Spel!

[@X-SPONGED]

Watch meet the Blu Medic You'll understand

[@許先生-n1p]

He wasn’t blu medic He’s Dr. teeem

[@dedmos_drip]

mp_friendlyfire 1

[@mtfunit3499]

4:10 Do it, man. You are credit to team. *CREAM GRAVY*

[@joeynavos]

Hello

[@joeynavos]

We got 200 LV

[@Jamy6]

MTF Unit LOL

[@onevia_rc]

Wait is SCP-1730 Elucid or keter, I forgot.

[@TerribleTommyFAN]

Red Orginal Medic: hahaha... YES! PERFECT!

[@ssbmbrim4071]

Hey Ms Pauling still has the Arrow when Sniper shot her through the Phone nice little callback to that video

[@americantemplar6553]

yeah when he got that pistol

[@BedanTV]

Anyone knows by any chance how is the medic on 12:25 called "as a character".

[@Lxncee0]

I know that and when he got a pistol

[@Dmanrique6]

Which that’s last time

[@EvanJefferson1]

No pun intended

[@Courroux29]

This video was REALLY enjoyable ! :) Your idea was simple, well developped and excecuted, the story was coherent and easy to follow, the animation has a good charm while remaining classical, the humor and jokes are well choosen, the attention to detail is neat, the camera work and character poses are well made... I could go on forever ! There's too many good things to say :D I can see all the effort that went behind and I want to congratulate you for all yout hard work, I will subscribe to you to be sure to not miss your next project :) Keep it up !

[@DamashiDX]

Many Thanks! I'm glad you like it

[@redfoxninetail2937]

Wrath can we have new video plz? PLZ? :3

[@Spartan375X]

Hey, your Medic is in this video!

[@demopiratedrunk]

cuz he made this beacuse he is in the video :V

[@invalid.character]

Hey Wrath, your in 4:47

[@Kingmeeep]

I love how medic finally gets motivated when engy says cream gravy

[@MedicSimpHardcore-is1uq]

I would too would get motivated if someone said that to me 😍

[@Vikingr4Jesus5919]

4:23 How you wish you'd go to exams 4:27 Reality.

[@TerribleTommyFAN]

Omg thats so true

[@sarahvanrooyen7280]

Yep, lol

[@GozuTenno962]

" I am going to saw through my saw" best line ever

[@ryancoopersnissan240sx8]

i tough he said "IM GOING TO SAW TROUGH MY SOCKS"

[@GozuTenno962]

now that you mention it I don't know anymore XD

[@SansLikesKetchup]

Imagine his saw curving to saw his own saw

[@GozuTenno962]

@@SansLikesKetchup now that would be absolutely sawful

[@depressedkermit3752]

Robo-Teh- Kid OKTOBERLOL

[@redluster3784]

The part that kills me the most is 15:13, when the heavy goes from crying to screaming in anger. I have no idea why but the sudden swing in emotions always gets me cracking up. XD

[@ameliagarner6366]

Heavy cries is so funny

[@chocolatelover19]

It was because of scout

[@BoyfriendFNFILoveyouAiden]

15:14 and when engineers mouth goes :0 it always gets me cracking up

[@melonmovies4000]

​@@BoyfriendFNFILoveyouAidensame

[@Arutax]

I'm no Doctor, but I can tell you the First and Second Answers: Question 1A: Purge the Poison and Treat the Wound. Question 2A: Perform CPR or use a Defibrillator. Question 3A: I AM NO DOKTOR!

[@wovercomet9412]

You have pass!

[@tangerinepaint3643]

Actually for question 2, it’s use the Defibrillator, then pan the one with a heart attack

[@tangerinepaint3643]

Question 3 answer, diagnosis, *LIGMA*

[@Ribbons0121R121]

yeah i have no idea what the fuck that said so im gonna draw a face like the blu medic did :3

[@ssbmbrim4071]

Aw Man i thought it was Leukemia or Bone Marrow Cancer

[@sevonikra8227]

Every time a scout dies, a medic somewhere gets his medical license...

[@КрокодилМайнкрафтович]

Man its truth... And i can say something like Scout because i like Scout: IT FUKIN HURTS LIKE HELL WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN MEDIC Medic: I HEALED ANOTHER MEDIC IM GENIUS (and its fukin every time...) Sorry for my bad english im Russian

[@hotasmeat6700]

The lesson is to kill every single scout I want millions of medical licenses

[@sevonikra8227]

@@hotasmeat6700 Ja!

[@julianle1803]

@@hotasmeat6700 **sees burning scout** KILL IT

[@skout-374]

I have my name as skout my profile is pyro and i main medic is anything wrong with me?

[@kirilbutsyka8402]

Teacher:"leaves the classroom" Class 0.001 second later: 13:19

[@mirrorman95]

7:39 Answer: chronic Immune Thrombocytopenic Purpura (ITP)

[@CrusaderTheFirst]

12:25 Fully upgraded syringe gun in MVM in a nutshell.

[@rmstitanica3204]

*crusader's crossbow

[@Breeze45-s4h]

Really yeah.

[@กิตติศักดิ์เตชะสิทธิ์-ซ5ถ]

​@@rmstitanica3204 😅😢อ😮😮😮😮ชชชช🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@Brenchancer]

5:10 "im going to saw through my saw

[@whatdidyousay1005]

B. J. I’m going to sauce through my sauce

[@julianle1803]

I'm going to pee trough my pee

[@Quinn-Talen]

@@julianle1803 I'm going to poop through my poop

[@pennyvanwormer7206]

Wat is life

[@brguardian3137]

@@Quinn-Talen im going to fart trough my fart

[@KaksoispisteDDD]

6:12 that walk was somehow making me happy

[@icommitedthefunny]

5:11 "I'm going to saw though my saw!" that got me 💀

[@Kayan3963]

11:59 naz/old German medic

[@user-ed4pc6qb7w]

"Can I see your- "SHUT UP" That had me dying XD😂😂😂😂😂

[@nerdneh132]

For the heck of it, i actually took question 3 to my sister who has a master's degree as a Physician Assistant... and this was her answer. It's a woman with a Coagulopathy, further testing required for a specific diagnosis. Key's to the diagnosis were the epistaxis, petechiae, heavy menstrual cycle, prolonged bleeding time and normal PT/aPTT without splenomegaly.

[@speeveeolforcesmrpokeb205]

Cool

[@chonkyboigiorvanno1081]

Wat da duck?!

[@bazingaclassicpranks3072]

Chonkyboi Giorvanno wow 8 months ago that comment

[@connorbredall3112]

For Question 3, according to Google, the answer is Thrombocytopenia.

[@Zarryon12]

@@connorbredall3112 seriously who trusts google when they can't even do a translation right? Let alone give a proper diagnosis???

[@kenph3189]

13:59 what happens when your challenging Other Medics to a Melee fight and being a Medic yourself while hacking then your hack turns off accidentally.

[@ninanganbuifamilycaliforniausa]

9:09 he was just trying to help but he says he is a idiot

[@rayyaninspookymonth1630]

Ended up back firing because he passed the test.

[@JohnsonPea986]

:(

[@realcrazyrobloxian]

I think bc medic hates people who is new except if they’re nice

[@HoovyTube]

The animation holds back quite a bit, but it is one of the most charming gmod videos I have seen this year. Gladly watched till the end despite some minor nit picks.

[@shaewoodard6058]

Hoovy Tube I thought this was an SFM

[@tobybramley5357]

Stop acting like you know everything because you did one good sfm

[@HoovyTube]

Toby, even if I was making the worst videos on youtube I have the right to express my own opinion. That's why movie criticism even exists.

[@tobybramley5357]

@@HoovyTube I shouldn't have said that. Your right, even scumbags like me are allowed to express their feelings on KZbin. Also, I want to be an sfm animator, so good on you for learning how to.

[@edwincruzat5847]

Oh hi Hoovi Tube

[@nopester1244]

3:23 looks like medic has gotten a *UNUSUAL* case of the blues

[@firedepartmentflams4991]

a stormy storm one

[@ZR3009]

*God dammit*

[@farmervillager1376]

Don't you mean *BLUS* ?

[@lonefoxxo9848]

8:08 literally me in school during an exam

[@johnfitnesspacertestakamat9824]

No wonder you got a F

[@rainieralbertb.madarang2404]

A

[@rainieralbertb.madarang2404]

Congrats u got an A

[@majka2079]

@@six8493 fuck off you didnt made this comment

[@majka2079]

@@six8493 you didnt make lone

[@PotatoGrenadier]

14:10 *scratches helmet*

[@ladybirds.rosehips]

5:17 LOL THERES LITERALLY A SPY IN LINE

[@eloriamedic]

There is Always that one disguised spy in scenes like 4:55.

[@AkioSann]

EloriaMedic Blue Medic Doest Care On dat Spy

[@sideflip2041]

Disguised Spy at its finest.

[@Observer675]

hmm, question 3. BUN (Blood Urea Nitrogen) is low, Platelets low, aPT (I'll assume its meant to be Activated Partial Thromboplastin Time (APTT)) low, bleed time high, all else in normal range. At this stage I'd guess most likely cirrhosis. Unlikely to be hepatitis (unless its alcohol related hepatitis) as the white blood count hasn't flared. To determine further, document her history of alcohol (if any) and a liver function test. What do you think the answer is? Please note I'm not a doctor, just a student nurse

[@ajayusspiritus6955]

Intoxication? I don't know why

[@docrofgaming6999]

I know the answer :3

[@Brown95P]

@Observer675 Funny, that; after looking at what epistaxis actually was, while also keeping the whole "considerable bleeding from everywhere that easily bleeds" thing in mind, I just figured it was something related to a low platelet count (without actually knowing the normal amount, mind you), like a bone marrow problem of some kind.

[@时光-e7s]

It would be cancer

[@时光-e7s]

Or some part of ur body failed u

[@saltysalt7627]

16 minutes long video? It's like Christmas morning...

[@sideflip2041]

It's a Christmas bloody miracle!!! -Sniper

[@Purplecat-1926]

Actually it would be Smissmas for this universe.

[@somefries3101]

-Christian brutal sniper

[@nitwwit]

ME Watching at 8:05 minutes The blu team medic:"draws :3 face" Still blu team medic: (:3) Me: "laugh dying XD"

[@bcobabe]

3:15 That cry was golden

[@leonardovaldezhernandez8845]

Evil laugh

[@sofiaplasencia7835]

I can't 😆😂🤣

[@BruneindoShorts]

Id That Reskin Sniper's Bushwacka?

[@cringehunter3812]

​@@BruneindoShortswhat are you talking about

[@BruneindoShorts]

​​@@cringehunter3812From "Crap Matchmaking" You'll See Reskin Sniper In The Last Scene Hitting The Administrator With The Bushwacka

[@CodenameMood]

Damashi has been practicing medicine this whole time He was so high he uploaded a 16 minute video !

[@Chuck_Normies]

He cures depressions

[@CodenameMood]

Fresh bodies, more power !

[@CodenameMood]

*Hissing and growling* -Rek'Sai

[@ЕрдаулетБоранкали]

Приве как дила

[@ANGER2077]

theres gonna be the day this game shortly dies and thats gonna be sad just thinking of how much work and effort the community and valve went through and that makes me sad

[@zyroen]

Sadly TF2 is on hold But someday gladly Valve will take notice of the game and get a new update So our hopes for now is be the medic of the situation keeping it alive

[@ArkhalisTheOne]

man tf2 is timeless

[@bushwoom]

Hi, i'm new

[@TheConfusedOne101]

If there's more people learning to use sfm there's going to be more people know about tf2,so that day is far to come

[@Pss.88]

@@zyroen 🏏🏏🏏🏏🍪🍺🍺🥛🥛🍼☕️🍵🥤🍩🍩🌰 🚝 🚂🛩🏟🚋🏘🏟🗽⛴🛫⛴⛱🥜🛩🛸🛳🛳🚁🚁🚁🛩🚅🚃🚘🛵🚚🚛🚛🏍🏍🚖🚈🚈💺🛶⛴🚢🚢⛵️⛵️🛰✈️✈️🚂🚞🚡🚨🚜🚌🚒🚠🚠🛫🛰🚤🚢🏰🏰🚓🚓🚓🚓🚓🚓🚓🚓🚓🚓🚓🚓🚓🚎🚐🚲🚲🚟🚄🚇🚇🛬⚓️⚓️🗺🚧🚦🚥🎈🖍🔎🖌🔏🔐🌰🧁🚀🛳⛱🍡🍚🌮🍋🍏🌦💦☄️🌯⛅️🌦☀️🤹🏽‍♀️🎟🎿🤸‍♂️🏆

[@miguelgonzalez-fr4et]

Jesus christ, written exams are horrifying!

[@Unit-3475]

You just not write Russian exams ...

[@chezburger6514]

11:51 red medic jumpscare

[@melonmovies4000]

aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAHH

[@riannethemexicanexcorsist6743]

11:29 through 11:40 had me dying on the floor.

[@megalomaniapl]

Same lol

[@nessa2226]

Scheiße! Left 5 minutes

[@Tanekoshima]

I love the irony in that the medic who caused all of this is the only one to pass. Great work, Damashi!

[@Victor-056]

Not only that, but the Test would have been useless anyway, as the third question was something that would not happen in TF Industries' work enviroment. The whole reason it started was because the NoobMedic rammed his Vitasaw into Helen's head... And didn't remove the Saw. A Question about "How to remove blade from someone's head" should have been the third question... But because announcer wanted to be pretentious, she ended up stuck with NoobMedic because nobody was able to answer the third question.

[@fayeandfrasier]

4:27 Me entering class: Teacher: We have a quiz today

[@cringehunter3812]

I feel your pain

[@VVen0m]

8:00 Subtitles: [radio playing quiet, upbeat music] Deaf people: *PARTY HARDD BIATCHEZZZZZZZZ!!*

[@cheezekeke3951]

Seems legit

[@ichinii6990]

I am deaf bud and i can relate

[@quackster6298]

1:24 Ok, I get this because using SFM and Gmod for one video is extremely difficult

[@leonardovaldezhernandez8845]

Well, if it's a lot of work, it takes 50 hours

[@quackster6298]

14-year-old girls when the lights turn off 0.00000001 seconds 12:51

[@youcannotbeatme5249]

Feel you man

[@pixelanime7172]

3:11 Administrator: Do not fail! F2P Medic: Ya *grabs Vita-Saw* Edit: Whoa, 46 likes! Thanks guys!

[@woodboys666woodu6]

No (hurt) ahaha

[@aratzheltv]

Administrator: Do not Fail! Medic: Ja Administrator: Oh Shit!

[@coreyandersonahmed4390]

Administrator: do not fail! F2P Medic: ya grabs Vita-Saw Administrator :No! Administrator:AHHHAAHHAHHH

[@a886901]

217 like

[@mkmobileplayer735]

Not f2p medic, noob medic. You pay 2 win lover

[@antoniobrice]

15:19 That's me when I go for a Heath kit and a scout runs and takes it.

[@TheShab8422]

More like 11:30

[@cringereader8943]

2:38 how medic actually lost his medical license.

[@leonardovaldezhernandez8845]

how the game

[@franzwolf8082]

Moral of the story: if you can't solve the questions of the test, draw a cute face on the paper!

[@rizqiramadhan8910]

8:21 snortsnortsnortsnort

[@ryanfilmsdude1]

aaaaaAAAAAAAAAH

[@carlopanis9020]

BLU Medic: AHHHHHHH!! Spy: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!

[@КровососизАгропрома]

8:30 press f ro pay respect

[@whatdidyousay1005]

F

[@GabiMitu14]

8:31 When Mom Breaking Computer

[@АвториВоображение]

F

[@androkr]

F

[@realcrazyrobloxian]

and that’s how the “Kill Me.” was born

[@invadersel3025]

11:16 Me: that sounds familiar... New weapons soldier: Can we have new weapons please? Please? QwQ Me: OoO

[@sonicman9955]

Ok.. (gives new weapons soldier the infinity gauntlet) also i agree with you

[@epicyoma9470]

7:39 literary me doing exam when I stomp on to a gigantic question I quit life

[@mariccaniemiec318]

Epic Yoma that’s Funny 😄

[@animarblemarblerace9232]

I was reading everything down like a story and didnt understand a single sentence

[@bumpkin_sp1ce932]

6:23 when you come in class late

[@Interceptorz]

8:59 I love how the blue medic say "shut up" it so cute xd

[@americana_incarnate1717]

Who needs a medical license anyway.

[@TKsh1]

Brazil doctors in a nutshell.

[@TKsh1]

@ C O M O F A Z F R I O N O A L A S C A

[@americana_incarnate1717]

Oh dear I've stated a comment fight that I can't understand.

[@gulup3410]

@@americana_incarnate1717 Brazil in a nutschell

[@Idkwhatiam]

This is how medic lost license that was been canceled

[@enderael7878]

3 Things: 1) Every team needs a Medic. 2) Ms. Pauling still has that arrow in her head from that video back then?! 3) Chief is best character with best "human" voice. :-D

[@fk456-cr4z1]

7:39 I thought it would have words like "why are you even reading this"

[@cwast9736]

Same

[@LordEmperorBoss]

8:40 That was definitely NOT medicine. 😳

[@EngineerGaming782]

That was Doctor Teeem. That guy can breathe fire.