DAMIEN & SHAYNE MAKE A BABY

[@autumngray5995]

Damien- "I carried you for 9 months, give me a break". Mother of the year

[@izzaamazing9277]

17:30 😹

[@avataylor2189]

No one: Damien: *aggressively throws dirty diaper at closed window*

[@azariahbachan5665]

Damien: I learned from last time *throws dirty dipper at window* Shayne: hahaHAHAHAA

[@seaofserenity95]

Me: *has always found Damien attractive, funny and a real sweetheart* Damien: *speaks mock Russian* My very Slav self: TAKE ME, I'M RIGHT HERE

[@GreenMetalicDevil]

To bad about current affairs, eh?

[@ultrabigfella]

@@GreenMetalicDevil what??

[@IrritableArsonist]

I grow more in love with Damian every video lmaoo 😍

[@FancyPhalange]

3:37

[@flannelpsycho4692]

Damien’s singing voice is lush 👌👌

[@pugs4lfe878]

Alexis Olivia Challen-Lewis ikr ☺️

[@hackpen]

*That's not the fanfic I was expecting*

[@5uck5ome]

This is not the fanfic we need, but it is the fanfic we deserve.

[@rufinotamayo6479]

Hahaha...

[@bobross7744]

Its been 9 months where your comments baby?

[@dasistegal5555]

damien said in mariecraft that he would like to be a dad sometime i never exect shane to be his wife lol

[@kambitylewr2273]

Das Istegal i did lol

[@raerae1756]

Das Istegal Marie raft? It’s minecraft

[@at.myrthe]

Rachel Hansen Mari has a show called Maricraft in which she plays Minecraft with her friends

[@finforrester4922]

Das Istegal stop assuming Damien’s sexuality and Shayne’s gender jk

[@finforrester4922]

Rachel Hansen that’s what he meant - maricraft - it’s where Smosh games play Minecraft and. Mari started it

[@PenguinPenguout]

very fitting that damien is the mommy and shayne is the daddy

[@JustineCastruita]

Penguin Penguout Cause daddy needs his munge

[@PenguinPenguout]

Justine Castruita and his juse

[@MottyGaming456]

yassss daddy needs his juice 😂😂

[@GiaDiamond4]

Does this mean Damien is the bottom and Shayne is the.... Topp

[@dayne6315]

Japple did you just-

[@M0NSTERG1RL]

Damien is the best mother

[@rufinotamayo6479]

True - bet you he'll be the best irl :-)

[@wendyherz1659]

Hey my name is Erica too :)) also damien is best mother shayne is best father

[@MelxncholyMermxid]

"moms dont have time to be sad" You should meet mine

[@imboredwhatever1585]

u okay?

[@izzaamazing9277]

Is your mom fine?

[@boniwons]

Damien's voice in all forms might just be the sexiest thing I've ever heard.

[@Dallas.Speicher-Ramirez2025]

Preach

[@JanAside]

This vid is the aftermath of all damien/shayne fanfics

[@milaeichelsheim6053]

I have to say I choked when I read the title

[@audrie1293]

Mila Filmsthings same

[@momfriend1652]

*LMAO SAME*

[@cluelessidiot]

Wow

[@tylersena6925]

I know, I was hoping for a different type of video but this is nice too

[@Igrouve]

..and I expected choking on this video, but whatevs.

[@eliseclo6492]

When Shane and Damien were telling that wedgie scenario I couldn’t stop laughing

[@uhejnjd]

Damien- *in a coping voice*"I'm Shayne put butter on my nipples" I really want to know what inside joke this is about.

[@rufinotamayo6479]

Sounds like foreplay... 😂 😂 😂

[@pikapunchgamer9532]

Lmao just throw the baby powder at the baby ^.^ you guys we be great parents

[@snowpiercer8001]

This is just proof that Damien is Shayne’s Juice... Yep...

[@maem7462]

Yes he really is

[@avataylor2189]

Or does Damien supply the juice that is the question

[@cluelessidiot]

@@avataylor2189 Damien definitely does

[@ZinniaOpal]

*EVERY FANGIRL DREAMED FOR THIS TO HAPPEN EVER* damien and shayne having a baby loooooooooool

[@emilyvandervegte645]

Oh my gosh 19:40 Damien can sing!!

[@kyreirving8534]

Search up Damien Haas singing! It's amazing, I love his voice

[@berry2091]

Mum: What are you watching? Me: Two fully grown men virtually throwing diapers in trash cans out the window. Mum: ... Me: I know, it’s AMAZING!

[@soonamisapphire2425]

mawahahah this made me smile

[@KD-cd2ck]

please play Who's your daddy

[@bensam7992]

I agree

[@momfriend1652]

that would b so funny

[@Julia-yv2mu]

KD1211 yes please

[@未来-f2t]

Damien: Oh I need to clean the baby. Shayne: Why are we single * throws everything to the baby * HMMM I DON'T KNOW. WHY DO YOU THINK YOU AREEEE???????? 😂

[@adambordewicz3454]

Damien does the SACKS OF BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE the best

[@amalh2578]

9:06 why did damien sound like cronk from emperors new groove

[@lucygibbins1341]

😭😭😭😭😭 you didn’t say beautiful people i need it for my confidence

[@whattheactualfuck1158]

SIR LAUGH A LOT *off

[@sadieunicorn5047]

You're beautiful, believe in yourself.

[@tinymac7718]

when nobody gets the joke*

[@therealyoda2483]

Just like the man Dat, you get likes for existing

[@midnight1958]

lucy Gibbins I mean, he did say it

[@privcraft_]

I saw the title and thought: Finally

[@Squiggle9000]

Y does Shane's angle make him look like a model and Damien's angle looks like he's been underneath his covers for 3 days watching miraculous ladybug 😂

[@silvertheorist]

The shade I can't 😂

[@momfriend1652]

damien - *yeets baby powder at baby* also damien - *yeets diper across room* damien- *grabs baby powder out of crib and yeets towards the drawer* me- *DIES INTERNALLY AND EXTERNALLY*

[@dio-chu]

8:41 So Shayne's the baby... 15:18 Shayne's laugh make these clips 10x better (which is almost impossible 😂) 19:13 Both looked so distraugh

[@jameshedden2260]

"Shayne La'carpetron Topp" put me in the ground 😂

[@soonamisapphire2425]

wasnt this name used in the law and order series? by dami

[@jacksonzanghi3328]

I laughed when Damien said “Goku is the most powerful anime mother” because i’m cousin actually named her child Goku because she loves dragonball z 💀

[@maryamtara2934]

jackson zanghi noooo that poor kid😂

[@maem7462]

Shayne needs to have Damien has his teammate when he has a kid

[@brittanymartinez8276]

I know this comment is from years ago, but can you imagine Dames and Shayne being married (not to each other lmao) and having kids one day and they just have best friend time while watching their kids?!

[@maem7462]

@@brittanymartinez8276 That would be chaos lol but also amazing

[@Mack10011]

@@brittanymartinez8276 i can imagine them as old men that hang out literally all the time

[@thesecretlifeofblue1622]

I laughed so hard when you YEETED the powder

[@shaniasdavis]

This was absolutely incredible & this video will live in my heart forever 😂

[@bubbleunboxing8348]

Start the video, then keep skipping it back by double tapping your screen. Trust me, it's hilarious. It makes Shayne look like a fool. THE VIDEO HAS TO BE PLAYING FIRST.

[@deathdxdxdx907]

Stuck in my head- Are you Iaeon(Ian) from s-mosh(smosh) -Westheeditor 2017

[@maem7462]

"I learned from last time." Throws it out the window. I loved that it was so funny

[@king0253]

😂😂😂I started dyeing when he throws the baby in the trash can😂😂😂

[@miyabvi]

*that baby went plus ultra*

[@tamzinbryant8897]

I just love shayne's laugh ❤😂

[@apizzatopping]

Don't give these two a real baby....

[@chrisbezerianos2008]

Sayne's laugh is the best dude!

[@princesskaty6505]

Why could I hear this thumbnail? 😂

[@allisonterry7035]

When Damien started throwing things, including the baby, I lost my shit and almost fell off my bed from laughingly so hard

[@seanruebush6147]

You can't survive off of Maraschino Cherries, but you can survive off of only Potatoes and Butter.

[@prankcaster713]

Do Bendy and the Ink Machine again. More nightmare fuel is desired.

[@alyssaburns261]

I can see the two of them being great parents and teaching their kids funny comedy.

[@xDubCx]

Shayne and Damien the advice you guys have been giving have been bringing me to tears the advice you guys gave last time about friends really helped me because I’m going with that stuff with almost all my friends and I feel like I don’t have any true friends but you guys have been helping me through it

[@NDC19]

FINALLY! The baby is made XD

[@sierra2858]

Already loved Damien and then finding out that he also says binky really added to it

[@syl7693]

You need to finish doki doki

[@muethl8493]

You guys need to play a multiplayer game.

[@kidflashclone]

We need you to get to that creepy Doki Doki

[@smdesserts]

12:27 Shayne laughs just like Tim, the little gatekeeper guy from the movie Robots

[@adambordewicz3454]

WHY IS DAMIEN SINGLE??! HE'S SO CUTE AND FUNNY AND A GREAT MOM

[@annamathiowetz959]

They would both be great dads. The kind that makes their child push them on the swings😂

[@silkinpark]

I love how everything Damien says or does is the funniest thing Shayne has ever heard or seen

[@emilyvandervegte645]

My two fav smosh people in a show together :D

[@shadowwriter435]

Haven't even watched it yet (doing it now though) but thought I would chime in with Shayne an Damien win the internet game today!!!!!! just with the title alone. Now to see if the show is as good as the title :) (it will be, these boys never disappoint)

[@klouiemanikan4579]

CONTINUE DOKIDOKI PLEASE

[@classicsmushy1413]

I lost it when they throw the baby into the bin LMAO

[@ballsports69420]

“He was born without giblets” freakin *giblets*

[@Destroyer_of_Worlds]

When i got the notification that Shayne and Damien were making a baby, this is not what I was expecting.....

[@SkyfallAvenger]

Maybe the "no giblets" meant that it was a girl

[@SamanthDarling]

"I would need the right teammate" so Damien. You wanna have babies with Damien. We know you Shayne.

[@Magicbees17]

Best dads 10/10, would gladly be adopted

[@laurenellis8789]

DOKI DOKI PLEASEEEE

[@lisannebruijnes8508]

Can youcguys please play 'who's your daddy' together???

[@puglvryt866]

Damien:"why was that -10? oh, I need to clean the baby!"Shayne:*weird look*

[@jasonsevilla5937]

Damien throwing the baby KILLED ME!!!

[@megandutton2564]

Shayne: this is why being a mother is so hard you have to be Lebron James This made me laugh so much

[@carelesswhisper6349]

OMG I WAS WAITING FOR THIS! THANK YOU!! ❤❤

[@maiyavisual1458]

They will be a cute family together!😭💙💙

[@jacksonw.2558]

I actually am so glad yall played this you two are my faves and when you play funny games it makes my day

[@zoeackerman5074]

That is how you clean a binky in real life

[@ashloX09]

Honestly I don’t know what’s better....watching you two play this or gamegrumps. You’re all funny!! PS Damien will make a wonderful dad lol

[@bethsquire610]

Oh...

[@rowanlastname9878]

Aw my boys being such great mothers

[@ghostonmars6783]

The bnha reference and Shayne's impression of someone saying All Might was spot on lol

[@fungusishere]

The whole last minute XD help, I. Can’t. Breathe!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ScronkFunkleberg]

4:02 lmao I thought he said "Hall monitor, Brain Surgeon", oops

[@Wolf_Night]

They're the perfect dynamic duo for comedy. Since Anthony has left, Shayne and Damien have made me laugh more than any other video by Smosh. Seeing as Ian is hardly in any video, if ever two males take over as the figure heads it should be them. My opinion of course. They're comedy gold together, and Shayne's laugh is contagious to top(p) it off. Of course I've been around here before Smosh branched out into what it is, and my first impression of Shayne was not great due to assumptions I made by an air that may or may not have been the; all it took was the skit where he was part of a bomb squad to change it. And it can never be Ian and Anthony again, it's a cooperation now. So I understand why Anthony left, it takes away from your own originality and what makes you you. Regardless, my prior made statement/opinion of Shayne and Damien stand.

[@MidnightDream241]

Wes needs to play this game!

[@imnotokay9675]

Damien and Shayne remind me of my sister and I when we used to play games together

[@merihnekihleng7222]

The most funniest thing has happened so when Damien threw the baby out in to the trash cans there was an ad about suicide and there was a lot of babies in the back ground XD LMAO

[@hairlee6606]

the two hands down funniest boyos on smosh in one video. i just died laughing.

[@samic849]

It's 2020 I still don't know whether they're saying "sacks of beautiful people" or "saxy beautiful people"

[@funkylentil6966]

Thanks for fulfilling my ultimate fantasy. This is pretty much exactly the way my fan fiction goes so i won't even bother releasing it. Happy travels,

[@kingofmeatballs763]

*the ad before this video said "a moment that changes lives"*

[@bevgeeson5948]

The way Shayne ways powder the baby makes me loose it

[@sonjalam3843]

Shayne's laughter at 15:27 is the funniest thing ever

[@mattulsh1788]

You guys are hilarious playing this game

[@iPinkerbell]

2:50 6:02 7:18 7:43 8:11 8:38 8:53 9:25 9:35 10:34 12:49 15:17 19:13 20:27 20:59

[@chrisroberts2223]

"Goku is the most powerful anime mother" I feel like Chi-Chi would have some words for that remark

[@markolar1511]

we have been waiting for this caption for so long

[@lucynsuns]

This is one of my favorite things on youtube right now!

[@mikeabbesinbadwilmore2872]

this is the 5462718372th time i’ve seen this episode and i’ve only noticed umaru chan on the bottle right now

[@erikag1202]

They are extra good. Cheers me up every time

[@jessicatrace3642]

17:38 WARMED MY HEART I LOVE THEM

[@nicoleworley3556]

I miss Uncle Joe!! Also I love this new format!!!