"damn, you look pregnant"

Today we cooked lasagna with Britt and it went... well.
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[@XanderFenikkusu]

Britt is the best guest. Perfect chemistry with both of you.

[@360Fov]

She's totally chill and just rolls with the weirdness....every so often Nick will say something wild and she's just goes 😲 for a few seconds and resumes cooking

[@ratralfiofanov8386]

​@@360Fov 😲

[@d34d10ck]

I wouldn't say she was a guest at all, but rather the host of this entire stream. She even had to end it, while Malena was fucking around in the background and Nick was nowhere to be seen.

[@lukashere7803]

@@d34d10ck maybe because this was britts stream??

[@d34d10ck]

@@lukashere7803 Ok. That makes sense then. 😄

[@Zatash]

I find it funny that Nick shows up at the start farms some PogO's and comes back only at the end to check if the food is ready

[@Justinreed44]

Love how nick just appears when they’re discussing Wap

[@JerseyJustin88]

There are certain phrases, when said, will instantly summon our young boy hunter

[@EthanLong]

probably running back to apex

[@suicidalelf1]

11:28 Malenia turned that line of flour into coke with TOO much grace lmao

[@TheDimonTube]

These two together are top tier

[@bobthemonkey1610]

Nah

[@charlatannextofkin5906]

Wtf I was just about to say the exact same thing 😂

[@kami_1789]

​@@bobthemonkey1610 more like mob the bonkey. get rekt loser!

[@gabrielishere9109]

Fr Nick and Britt are amazing together

[@dafae.]

I love the Malena and Britt dynamic. They're always up to some stupid shit together lmao

[@Arthevariel]

Dude, Malena looks so much happier around Britt

[@defth]

We need more Malena and Britt

[@Travis7060312]

i quit smoking like 2 years ago and listening to malena talk about it has me wanting one lol. For real, people, don't start smoking. Quitting sucks and the cravings never /really/ go away fully

[@BokuNoFreelo]

So true and vaping does not help at all

[@kibblesnbits3174]

@@BokuNoFreelo I was 13 when vapes became popular at school and since then I still have it stuck in my head that "oh it's better for me than smoking" because that's what they said EVERYWHERE.

[@MightBeBren]

@@kibblesnbits3174 if you are consuming nicotine, vaping IS better for you than cigarettes but neither are good for you

[@kibblesnbits3174]

@@MightBeBren Of course that's what I meant to say. It used to advertised as a way to quit smoking. Now it seems like it's just advertised to keep you smoking

[@TuckDLUX]

Much love Nick and Malena!

[@TwiceEleven]

9 months after the lasagna was made if britt and erobb are any example haha

[@TDM14TWD]

Mostly Malena!

[@leopolddevandersnatch5788]

Nick looks like real life Cleveland Brown

[@mentab23]

sometimes due my work life I dont have time to catch on your every video, but when I finnaly do, you guys are still as funny and awesome and great as I remembered.

[@dead_killa1872]

It's always great to see Malena interact with other streamers without nick. Always great videos

[@xbrain_burstx1829]

I think this is the best title+thumbnail combo I've seen from Nick 😂

[@FalloutUgglan]

We need more Malena and Britt videos, the vibes are immaculate

[@vahnn0]

What I've learned from watching OTK over the past couple months is that when I was 15-25, I was the greatest streamer that ever lived, but before YT and "content" and "irl streams" and Twitch were things.

[@greatunz67]

Me too, back in the mid 80's.

[@Poopaz4.20]

With that mustache, nick will be able to break thru twitchcon lol

[@marcojohnstone9538]

Big fan and love you guys but as a chef with a culinary degree I have to say that is not lasagna but definitely looks like a great fucken meal

[@tewekdenahom485]

your name is marco i trust your knowledge about lasagna

[@braxtonmay391]

Cant wait for Nicholas Polom II

[@imnotsayinitbutaliens6073]

Sings "ohhh girls just wanna have fun!"

[@CryTechGames]

She gets so violent when he talks about having kids xD

[@DaFifaKid]

unironically and unparasocially, the kids argument will 100% separate them. nick 100% wants and thinks hes getting kids with malena and malena 100% WILL NOT ever have his kids.

[@CryTechGames]

@@DaFifaKid My BM said the same thing 10 years ago.... N now we got a wonderful 4yr old boy, we aren't together anymore lmao... but shes a great mother.

[@DaFifaKid]

@@CryTechGames exactly my point lol....the kid is what made you break up...which is PRECISELY my point, thanks for actually proving it with real world data. lmao

[@tempex6200]

@@DaFifaKid dont see where he said their kid was the reason?

[@CryTechGames]

@@DaFifaKid You didn't prove shit tho lol, thats the reason we got back together.... But I left her cause she toxic af

[@alphakenny1_]

The meal that guy Britt pregnant

[@moby1kanob]

when kids???

[@imnotthatbadyo8000]

Before Nick swatted at the fly I thought it was IRL and I tried to swat it. 😂

[@ArthurTully]

man i love the britt & malena show

[@creamsdestinedfuture]

josefine really cursed my childhood, las time Mel brought it up i had the cursed song on my mind. and now once again, Josefine will forever be a curse. lingering in the shadows

[@Craider79]

"I went into a bathroom - got offered coke - ran out - literally the worst experience I ever had" ........??? WAIT WHAT???? LOL

[@ej9754]

Britt and malena need their own KZbin channel :)

[@Matroximus]

"Norway this, Norway that blah blah blah"

[@bartolomeuterleira8094]

this notification makes my day better

[@jaydaze4304]

Poor Nick, all Malena can think about is myth cooming😢....😂😂😂

[@balitopic711]

When your homies moms hang out☠️

[@suba7320]

I wouldn't want a baby with Nick either. You know he's not going to be getting up at 3 am to feed it

[@somebodyoncetoldme2664]

The real question is....who impregnated Nick? 🤔

[@skogen5357]

Malena did

[@krylesangerbeaver]

oh shit, "Stuck in America, in America, you are my Queeeen". Malena is stuck in America. Why is this just hitting me now

[@DamnAwesome]

This is so wholesome lol

[@madman3891]

crazy how this is the Nmplol channel but nick isn't in 80% of the clip.

[@JacubWhite38]

her mustache still looked better than his

[@fiskle]

Dear Malena, baby its cold outside is not about a man trying to make a woman stay against her will. It's about a man telling a woman that she shouldn't care about what the society thinks of her, should she stay, and rather do what she wants to do. It's progressive.

[@Noooiiiissseee]

That's a bit of a stretch. It's just about a man wanting a woman to stay over and a woman wanting to, but pretending she doesn't want to because of the social expectations of the 1940s, so she blames the alcohol on her decision. It's just meant to be a funny song, not a social critique.

[@user-cs6ze7ve2j]

Malena made me start smoking again after the nicotine clip in this video

[@reno1042]

Britt is the second funniest person behind Nick

[@Maliross]

oh wow she seems so happy when nick isnt there

[@alexanderh.3655]

Where's the PogO counter for malena!? The trumpets count right?

[@ghostbravo7127]

With Nick's stash, all the porn star rumors are going to be confirmed.

[@bilalghani4190]

PogU offsprings

[@greatunz67]

When is this from? there is no vod for nmplol for today on their twitch channel

[@brentsteven4944]

nicks beard looks fine his mustache looks horrible, and his bare face is haunting

[@shift7808]

Theyre mixing up color guard and ROTC

[@FornamnEfternamn-hr3kz]

Nice punch , reverse the roles.

[@DakotaZ162]

Nick needs to treat her better or he's gonna lose his cooking show to brittany and erobb

[@Sho3z]

Look at the size of that onion wtf.

[@sleepypajama2172]

why does malena hate kids so much?

[@DubcatcherAmazing]

@@Chronomatrix when you typed this, did you think it was a normal thing to say.

[@sherlock4811]

Pineapple!

[@StephXX3]

mf didnt even bother turning on the close up camera

[@tapol3966]

This was funnier then when nick himself is here. Britt and her wheeze laugh for the win.

[@JimBigIron]

I love Malena, but her views are different from mine. So that is what it is, but when her and Britt get together. It's like the real kid versions of themselves come out. It's good wholesome content and all the other serious adult stuff goes away. I'm glad they have a good time. Thanks for the content guys! God Bless!

[@Zayumray]

isnt this a reupload?

[@VitorMiguell]

something looks off with that thumbnail

[@RBFR01]

Melena not want kids?

[@AdobeAirpods]

malena not wrong tho, they the worst for you but marb smooths feel so relaxing bro, no other form of tobacco hits the same. that being said stay away from nicotine if you haven't touched it.

[@MarigoldAW]

Why does Malena get mad when Nick talks about kids

[@XenobladeShulkX]

She's one of those brands of feminist libtards that think that women having children is somehow degrading and/or "upholding the patriarchy" or some dumb shit like that, despite it being a completely normal and natural thing for a woman to do

[@Trip.L.L.L]

Because he wants kids and she doesn’t

[@Chronomatrix]

the clock is ticking, and she knows it

[@Chronomatrix]

I'm guessing Nick has just given up on the idea of getting healthy? He's at that age, if he stops trying now the only way is downhill, and considering how much fast food he eats it's gonna be a quick fall.

[@blueknight1109]

Melena is such a karen lol. Baby it’s cold outside is wanting your partner to stay during Christmas. Smh

[@Brcnosaur]

imagine you made it streaming with your boyfriend making crazy money. "i need cigarettes!" bruh

[@gsgswineflu2842]

Yo

[@greyman8335]

women so loud :(

[@abloshow91]

Baby it's cold outside is about chicks horny in a society that talks too damn much. There's a male version too

[@yungbzfriedgaming3686]

#early gang

[@inhvmann]

early=

[@Monkeyfumes]

the video was so good, until Nick showed up

[@GavinRamonShow]

Get rid of Nick! Let’s be honest, this is much better

[@MrXander1337]

Holy shit imagine quitting smoking then having to live with Nick, she is a true champion. no wonder she gets so mad all the time, many of us would be in prison right now for at least aggravated assault if not straight up murder given those circumstances 😆

[@Trip.L.L.L]

I’m surprised nick hasn’t started smoking

[@justviewing7562]

watch what is left of norway stream it's cool, but malena needs to stop pushing you guys to drink