dan and phil on rize - august 2, 2018

[@faith-or5nx]

i couldnt understand half the things they were saying but theyre dumb and i love them

[@Beane_DnP_TXT]

Not all heroes wear capes: some record and upload Rize liveshows

[@madalynjones4628]

"We didn't shower together" -phil 2k18

[@alisatimofeeva2794]

when is it?

[@azzazelynn988]

Their last video with the Food game almost proves that they must be under a strict and specific contract with Rize. (Edit: or that they're scared that they could lose their sponsorship money.) In that video dan still pointed out weird things he noticed or was concerned about, albeit in a joking way. Here he doesn't say any thing that could even remotely be considered negative about Rize. They don't even talk about Rize unless they have to really. I'm pretty sure they're aware of the problems but can't do anything about them because it's not their app and they can't change it themselves or go to a different one. I guess all we can do is make the best out of it 😕

[@keylimeh]

ZaLynnC rize sponsored their tour so i believe if they say anything bad they could lose the sponsorship and lose money :/

[@azzazelynn988]

SimplyKayla Exactly

[@artsysundae]

Right! Saying anything negative about it would be extremely risky, especially since Rize is sponsoring their tour and all that. If anything happens and they want to say something about it, they blame us. (e.g. when they said we broke Rize and made it crash because of the number of people)

[@s.8372]

So does this mean after the tour ends they’ll go back to YouNow? Because that’s what I’ve heard but I’m not actually 100% sure

[@artsysundae]

sᴀғᴀ. I really hope so. Nobody likes Rize.

[@jessica-ls3tc]

the way they say colon

[@sdfksdjbfuvygvyisdvcgvucgyvgy]

Jessica I’m just gonna say an emoji whenever I see you now cause I see you so often I Cba typing it out each time

[@carolinesturkie9564]

Jessica omg I was the one who asked and when they noticed me I screamed so loud I didn’t even hear what they said about the tweet lol

[@leavethecity8984]

How does everyone else say colon? And you are everywhere.

[@drewboudreau]

I found you again, hello👋🏼

[@Luna-cm6im]

Some people say it as “co-lin”

[@bigtimednp]

I hope they collab with the Fine Bros and Safyia nygard when they are in LA!

[@brunette2235]

Oh yess, and so many more!!!!!!!!!! I can't wait :)

[@morganx5570]

I want them to do that thing with James Charles where they do half of the face

[@kiwi_2237]

If they do do a collab with safyia that would literally be one of the best things in the world tbh

[@bigtimednp]

Rachel Milt ik!! I saw that. I’m excited! :)

[@lily-fm5nt]

PHIL MERCH PHIL MERCH PHIL MERCH PHIL MERCH

[@ranthetrashcan]

LilyBug im fricken *z a z z e d*

[@alinawaffle]

15:48 wtf dan is so good at whistling

[@jazzjazeemo]

DaemoniumExcelsum what the hell?? Thats go good! That reminded me of snow white for some reason? 😂

[@liz1305]

I SKIPPED TO THAT PART AND WOAH

[@alixlol5551]

😏

[@abirdbrain9109]

wow this audio is just truly incredible

[@penny6111]

all i heard was something about them being in separate showers and their weird pronunciation of colon but that was a great 30 minutes

[@lonneke1725]

i h a t e r i z e k i l l i t n o w

[@Faith_Soprano]

Rize better be paying them a lot for the torture the fandom is going through with this app.

[@jazzjazeemo]

Faith Soprano I won't complain if Rize is paying them a lot for this 😅

[@veeart5958]

I literally thought those were two different people sitting behind them and then I thought they were live streaming in a restaurant and I became extremely confused

[@avery2333]

Omg

[@avabreen4684]

Hahaha

[@ranthetrashcan]

same. *mirror-ception*

[@turtlezen4292]

Thank you! I was beginning to worry that no one was going to upload.

[@crystalgray1034]

I LOVE YOU I CANT GET RIZE ON MY LAPTOP AND I ALMOST CRIED THANK YOUUUU YOU PERFECT HUMAN BEING

[@purpleprincess9237]

Wow I had been waiting for this all day and never got a notification, so thanks Rize. I was starting to think I had gone crazy only imagining they had said they were going on Rize

[@avery2333]

Same here! I just can’t wait until their tour is over so they can go back to YouNow or find another app. Rize is absolute crap.

[@st4y_tiny]

Is it just me or does it look like Phil got his eyebrows done because if he did, holy shit they look amazing

[@SixtySecondYoga]

Markiplier And Phan it looks like he drew them cus they’re darker than usual

[@jazzjazeemo]

Wait what the heck thats so true!. Usually phil's eyebrows aren't so dark!

[@mothiq]

no phil is just naturally beautiful what are us saying

[@0lalalalalalalalalal]

It all depends on the lighting, really. In dim or indirect light his eyebrows seem darker or filled in. I don't think he does anything to his brows like penciling them in, he's just naturally blessed with those neat neat arches

[@leylane]

THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE HE NOTICED ME 10:06

[@pie10927]

Congratulations!!

[@chocoholic7719]

Congrats!

[@lividender838]

congrats!

[@ranthetrashcan]

were all proud of you

[@jordanpayne1621]

The way they say “Mocha” is great

[@akirasvp4312]

there was an amazing fizzy milk conversation at the Cleveland show

[@ryanmalloy1870]

I screamed for most of the things they said so apparently I'm a fizzy milk freak

[@sophiewistar6177]

I voted yes I’ll try anything once lmao

[@morganx5570]

I can barely hear them yay rize but thank you for uploading

[@cloudyngray571]

9:19-9:22 i got noticed and i may or may not have cried my eyes out

[@bloodyknuckles.4123]

phil getting excited about lattes is so cute ajkfjsd

[@avar6000]

Phil noticed me in this one so thanks for uploading! (23:59 if you’re wondering)

[@rachelmcreelemer2873]

bless the brave soul that uploaded this

[@faniiiiiiiiiii]

i felt kinda bad because english isnt my first language and i thought that was the reason i couldnt understand shit but seeing a lot of english speaking people struggling as well made me feel better lmao

[@0lalalalalalalalalal]

God I can't wait for them to go back to YouNow after this tour! I miss seeing the other half of Phil's face

[@palominojoy1899]

Knew we could rely on you to upload for us , thanks ❤️ Rize won’t work for me. Just wish Rize could fix the sound.

[@Pandacake28]

Thanks for uploading! AHH they’re talking about the taco salad! They talked about it at the beginning of the Columbus Show!!! “Nachos with Lettuce”

[@Pandacake28]

And the OH-IO! And Phil takes about his dream in the show! I’m quaking

[@theobrown7740]

Ty ly bb

[@bloodyknuckles.4123]

I can’t wait until after the tour when they (hopefully) start using younow again😪

[@ashleighrickert3143]

dan's little cute derpy faces tho

[@llysmichelle]

I just learned that they say mocha as mocka and I will never be the same

[@a7laamco110]

i don't understand anything .................................

[@kaitlyn0232]

I feel so happy because i said toodles at the end and dan said it too

[@mlutra5676]

What was that whistle tho 23:48

[@009900sara]

This live show is challenging my English listening skill

[@katelyn9937]

I needed this live 😂 Phil said my name like twice, and while it might not be me, I'm taking it anyways 😂

[@livhithatsme6926]

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR RECORDING THIS! IM ALWAYS ASLEEP WHEN THEY GO LIVE

[@calleigh913]

Thank you for this💕

[@wiktoria6316]

can they already go back to younow i hate rize omG

[@ranthetrashcan]

i love how the category is "education"

[@0lalalalalalalalalal]

Thank you for uploading this. :)

[@xtryceratopx1836]

YouNow is SHAKING right now

[@sasasasmr5254]

They noticed me in this live stream 💖💖

[@hailee2771]

SO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME DAN DOESNT KNOW WHAT THE JUNE VIDEO IS IS HE JOKING PLEASE TELL ME HE'S JOKING I CAN'T DETECT SARCASM THROUGH A LOW QUALITY VIDEO

[@rafaelamello1760]

When?

[@hailee2771]

Rafaela Mello 20:19

[@bobrossslonglostdaughter1607]

I cant even tell what they're saying lmao

[@marmalade_mc]

I checked Rize like 30 minutes before this and didn’t even see their Instagram story that said they were going live. I saw they weren’t live and left the app. Then I got the notification for the live show and was shook. I was like “I just checked this dumb app like 30 minutes ago. Are you freaking serious?!”

[@sarahsaradiano2461]

Thats it. I'm getting Rize

[@artsysundae]

Thank you!! I had no idea they went live

[@0lalalalalalalalalal]

I dislike being able to see only half of Phil's face, wtf Rize

[@oceandunn6990]

Dan looks like he has a black eye

[@morganx5570]

Fandom Edits he pissed Phil off

[@oceandunn6990]

Im Obsessed how

[@morganx5570]

Sorry I was joking obviously Phil didn't give him a black eye lol

[@riamverysmart8322]

Fandom Edits probably bags under eyes because he’s probably tired

[@SixtySecondYoga]

“Well actually a fanny is a vulva” dhdhsjsks something I would say 😂

[@SiobhanS1868]

Same tbh☺️

[@jasmineb2655]

God bless you🙏🙏 thanks for this

[@madalynjones4628]

I was playing with my dog while this happened I'm so sorry that sounded so wrong pls forgive me

[@lilgoopy]

Phil read my comment on this stream and I legit had a panic attack

[@jeremytracton2047]

thank you so much for this and this is cheerskiitten kitty btw I love this loads it makes me smile loads

[@ashleighrickert3143]

Also can someone summarize this live show briefly...i have no idea what they said 99% of the time ;-;

[@jazzjazeemo]

Asheri_ same here. Its unwatchable 😒

[@hailee2771]

same :(

[@amieverywhere4164]

Rize hasnt notified me since they started using it -_-

[@NefariousWorm]

We all missed it it didn't work ;-; like most of us were freaking out

[@eggboy6926]

An 18 hour flight? I sat in a crammed bus for 18 hours tWICE to get from berlin to stockholm to see their goddamn show and back, that was fun....... dem poor poor bois

[@SeriouslyCalamitous]

I was at that show yesterday

[@thelonelyassassin8584]

is there a better quality video out there?

[@deepershades6993]

New liveshow today

[@arianasosexy4647]

Thank you so much God bless you

[@akirasvp4312]

thank youuuu

[@loglog1954]

Thank

[@katlynpage1373]

29:35the said my name and I freaked out

[@ibariba]

ayyyee it was my birthday glad they streamed lol

[@Luna-cm6im]

Ari Tou happy late bday! Mines in a few days :3

[@alroojepson7226]

I not only missed it, but didn't get a notification so I thank you

[@bananaboyy]

The Evil Kitten same!

[@ponthea7857]

aww I missed it

[@brennacoffman]

thank you!

[@brandyscrow]

Isn't rize the worst app ever

[@sasasasmr5254]

16:22

[@puglover7985]

I was gonna watch this live but couldnt. Guess i have to watch hit now instead

[@millsinky]

Are you gonna post the livestream that was today, I was noticed in it and would like to see it again

[@samlyonss]

22:45 AYEEE THATS MY ACCOUNT

[@sdfksdjbfuvygvyisdvcgvucgyvgy]

Why does nobody tell me these happen till after they happen

[@morganx5570]

SatanAteMyWotsits because rize is shite

[@graciethejester9615]

thanks so much! i didnt get the notif:(

[@DWSACCVideos]

The Ohio, OH-IO thing, was more extreme for them then it would be anywhere else in Ohio because they were performed at Ohio State University's basketball arena. It's annoying (to me [a native Columbus resident], but most OSU/Ohio fans will respond to it anywhere it's said.

[@bananaboyy]

Wait they where live!!?! I missed it!!!! Rize didn't give me notifications! Omg...

[@claireneilson8776]

WAIT DID PHIL SAY SOMETHING ABOUT ' is the bus driver ok?' I COULDNT TELL BUT IF HE DID IM DYING

[@avery2333]

I’m so upset because I was going to actually use Rize today and watch them BUT NEVER GOT A NOTIFICATION! I HAD TO DELETE THE APP TO TURN NOTIFICATIONS ON!

[@nataliexholland]

They re we my comment and I feel so blessed 👌🏻👌🏻

[@alyseray4416]

i literally don’t know how rize works

[@hailee2771]

why did i just figure out about this?? Its 12AM

[@onioncat.]

why the hell do i never get notifications from twitter ffs

[@Kllyec]

They saw my reply but didn't say my name I will never have proof of it ugh (8:23)

[@kavyapatel6174]

is there anything about the june video said in here?

[@alliecaswell2598]

I got mentioned and I still don’t believe it

[@milythemermaid2275]

Do you have the one from today august 14??

[@zarzarbinks97]

The audio yikes

[@morganx5570]

I can hear Dan fairly well but Phil less

[@ori9349]

tysm!! i left to talk to my gf so i couldnt watch

[@dayjay2011channel]

Why did they stop using younow??

[@danandphilupdates]

they didn't stop! they're just using rize for now as rize is a sponsor for their tour!

[@0MGitsRayRay]

to get that 💰🤑 for their forever home 👨‍❤‍👨

[@jazzjazeemo]

Will they use younow when they're back from tour? I really hope so!!

[@mylouhedwig678]

Will you keep posting them?

[@Orah90]

I wonder what Dan's scary snow story was?

[@lifessick4097]

when does Dan mention the June vid

[@linnzo]

owo

[@rafaelamello1760]

Do they talk about the tbc dates?