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[@shmo_bug]

"Why do I hurt all over?" Thinks back to Dan and Tyler Oakley *Police Brutality*

[@sillywetmeow]

I know, it's hilarious.

[@gimmick432]

What is there a lot of in Heaven? Phil: Yuri on Ice! Dan: Dead grandmas.

[@srisarvanichills5616]

That represents then both so much tbh

[@oliviacarr3513]

I laughed soooo much

[@emomelon3080]

I watch Yuri On Ice

[@timtam.]

Lesbian grandmas on ice

[@avadubbs1160]

How on brand

[@alysnation2508]

Somehow even when Phil wears black he still manages to look completely and utterly adorable. I don't know how or why, he just. Does.

[@YuKaKariyu]

Just what happens when you're an adorable human being

[@duricovae2139]

its the flower crown

[@fru1tpunk965]

*THE* 👏 *FLOWER* 👏 *CROWN* 👏

[@soupbubbles3795]

might have something to do with the flower crown he’s wearing

[@itsisha9762]

It's the face 😂

[@kaidenross5135]

7:10The way Phil casually says Grave robbing is just too funny

[@alexwestley]

Kaiden Ross uhm ✨grave robbing ✨

[@alex-fs9yt]

Yeah I'm still laughing now

[@ZeldaWolf2000]

It's so matter-of-factly, and it's so funny!

[@PrinceEmerald420]

I’d go with her majesty Queen Elizabeth the second

[@DOfreakNUT]

phil is just so pretty in black

[@oof-rr5nf]

DOfreakNUT Good taste, Thor

[@gaygoddess139]

DOfreakNUT *how dare you* Phil is pretty in general

[@alexiawalters7284]

true

[@ikeywikeywikey]

Phil is always pretty

[@emmawilliams414]

lol

[@scratchedcds]

I think my senior quote is going to be _“Bees?”_ Not for any particular reason, except to make people very confused.

[@anemoia3154]

omfg yes

[@user-fh8no8pj1u]

THERES A BEE?!!?!

[@eee8665]

Mine will probably be "Bees?" or "Well look at that I didnt fuckin self combust"

[@Why-uo7cj]

k a t h e r i n e it’s either “Bees?” or “My battery is running low and so is my patience.”

[@neon_8702]

if my school did senior quotes then mine would be: “when I was a young boy, my father,,, didn’t have much time for me because my conception was clearly an accident and he was a narcissistic proud man suddenly inconvenienced in the prime of his life and this emotional neglect gave me lasting problems..”

[@kaniapratiwi1728]

"sniffing glue" "that would explain so much, it's factual" 2021 phil: *eats superglue*

[@jasmineryce217]

The Prophesy

[@TheWackoGreenAlien]

In our year 11 leavers assembly, one teacher was trying to tell people to not become teen parents and she said "Theres only one way to avoid pregnancy and it starts with an A". This one girl at the front just yells "ANAL"

[@naome3904]

AKSKFJDJDBDBDBNDDNDN

[@chaotichoe2759]

well what was it?

[@faemaiden5090]

@@chaotichoe2759 the teacher meant to say Abstinence, frankly the girl in the front has a better suggestion.

[@chaotichoe2759]

julia howe no clue what that means but the girl in the front it right

[@julianamancini5092]

The Wacko Green Alien 1212 not wrong

[@kaceyy8903]

The way dan just said ‘A TINY PIG. WEARING A TINY RAINCOAT AND BOOTIES’ killed me😂😂

[@autumnschwiederowski3273]

That and also when Phil first revealed it the way he said NO

[@averybarr5044]

It’s 3 am and I literally snorted out loud and I died

[@kriaallison]

@@averybarr5044 rip

[@jasper_antares]

@@autumnschwiederowski3273 i love ur profile pic hesitant alien is such a good album

[@sonerveracking7964]

“You’re not get pregnant unless you really... miss” I CANT BREATH

[@dumpsterdeedee]

SoNerveRacking congrats dad's pined you

[@jessica-ls3tc]

SoNerveRacking pregananant*

[@dumpsterdeedee]

Recked

[@GeorgeRadcliffe]

I DIED

[@SofiaAgnew]

Jessica *pregante

[@lilymagoon1243]

Dan: "No one asked for this on DanAndPhilGames" Everyone asked. Everyone.

[@mqzd24]

the way phil just cheerfully says “grave robbing” never fails to get me

[@LMSPetRescue]

LETS GO DIG UP GRANDMA!

[@keigosdove]

I lost it when Dan said “Musicals; they’re gonna enslave your children”

[@coricognitions]

its true tho...

[@galaxyspice5805]

*BOM BADA BA BOM BOM BOM, DADA DAAAAA*

[@literally-no-one9587]

Weeple Loves Sheep yep

[@crystalmoon6568]

He's not wrong.

[@charlie.5686]

It is true though

[@Kt-ws1gs]

**answers all the cards with ‘nicklback’ and ‘yeast’**

[@alexiawalters7284]

samee

[@theteainpotato]

Katieatieatie BEES? and a super soaker full of cat piss are personal favorites

[@freyalongden180]

*Nickelback Sorry, it's my favourite band

[@boredandihaveyoutube8175]

Katieatieatie I AM THE YEAST OF THOUGHTS AND MIND!!

[@Edenwillturn]

“Serious daddy material though” *guys he was dropping hints the whole time*

[@strm7960]

I'm rewatching all their videos and they made so many hints especially in 2017/2018

[@emberthewolf1297]

I WANNA KNOW WHAT THE FRICK THESE GUYS ARE UP TO AND WHAT PART OF THE LGBT COMMUNITY THEY ARE IN 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖 💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

[@reefox6519]

at that moment phil looked up just something to think about

[@jynx3663]

@@reefox6519 he p a n i c k e d

[@mackyk_]

As well as

[@clementinemilk]

Me: *watches new dan video and sobs eyes out* KZbin recommendations:ima bout to end this mans whole career

[@jadynbrooks1749]

Fantasyfirewolf omggggggg my whole feed is dnp but i’m not complaining

[@cutecutexox]

Yup

[@haley335]

Sameee

[@smelly.catboy]

my first time watching them my whole recommendations were only them :)

[@g.g.7730]

@@smelly.catboy Same. I don't know what happened so can someone please explain :)

[@vortaex4135]

THAT LITTLE FLOWER CROWN OH MY GOD ITS SO CUTE

[@aims634]

FINALLY SOMEBODY TALKS ABOUT IT I WAS WAITING FOR U FOR SIX MONTHS

[@LaurenT3G]

It is!! Phil needs to wear flower crowns more often. Say... *most* of the time?

[@renjuncth8822]

I KNOW RIGHT HE LOOKS SO ADORABLE I JUST WANNA HUG HIM

[@vixian5178]

"HEEEEY KIDS YOU IN THE MOOOD FOR JAZZ?!?!??!?!?!"

[@babytokinewsd9482]

This matches your profile

[@areallygoodnameforthis9718]

I laughed soooo hard

[@zenzudraws]

@@babytokinewsd9482 lol it does tho

[@dancer0056]

actually me, daily

[@greentea4617]

*hEY KIDS* *yA iN tHe mOoD fOr* *_JaZzzZzzZzZzzzZzZz_*

[@k.sharma6104]

👐👐👐👐👐👐👐👐👐👐👐👐

[@thecreeperbot5333]

i was looking for this comment😂

[@iris3804]

👐🙌👐🙌👐🙌👐🙌👐🙌👐🙌👐🙌

[@theszter]

Let me see your jazz hands

[@juiceflavored5346]

**berry bee benson has entered the chat**

[@0rion._.222]

Dan: serious daddy material though, we’ve got to be honest here Phil: nervous glance at camera

[@sunken.cities]

"Why am I sticky?" " sniffing glue!! it would eXPLQIN SO MUCH" DAN

[@avadubbs1160]

Cat he’s trying his best hun

[@XSimplyCleanProX]

" *_PHIL_* in the blank." 😂😂😂

[@meganmiller173]

XSimplyCleanProX i was waiting for one of them to say that lmao 😂🤣

[@x_sk8er.boy_xbro907]

XSimplyCleanProX get out no that’s just omg why

[@absolutesquash]

mcfricking voltron hey

[@caitlin7254]

go home 😶🤣

[@kiera6298]

XSimplyCleanProX stop stop stop (but that is funny tho)

[@caimacler7712]

“Why is Phil sticky all over? Because he was sniffing glue.” Watching this in 2021 after Phil went to the ER for swallowing glue is different kind of funny lmao

[@mehaksingh1299]

lolll

[@mina204]

We've done it boys. Teenage pregnancy is no more.

[@WILL_DPW]

When I'm scrolling through comments and see I've already liked this from a previous binge...

[@cassandrarosalee7702]

Phil wearing dans merch and a black flower crown. Dan bringing back the eclipse shirt and rocking a hat. I’ve never been more attracted to either of them.

[@powerpuff4ever]

“Did he just ‘Heart eyes howelled’ himself?” Christ, I love the people that submit captions

[@soulreaperslosh621]

Kelli Sees Dan is exposing himself

[@alisterro6303]

i need a time stampp

[@loveaubreyxo2357]

Milo Hights it should be at 9:42 !

[@WILL_DPW]

Guess I'm rewatching with captions!

[@WILL_DPW]

Can confirm this is no longer there

[@Mo-ls8qe]

There are so many awkward references to homosexuality in this game, and make them seem so much cuter now💜❤️❤️

[@hannahwhite8583]

I love how Phil was scared to swear on camera because of his grandparents but he plays cards against humanity 😂😂🤦‍♀️

[@somecoolobscurebandreferen167]

Even then he's very careful

[@lynm05]

"THERE WILL BE NO INNER THIGH CARESSING" "WELL MAYBE"

[@candyflosscam]

Also note Dan sweeping his eyes up and down Phil's body a few milliseconds later

[@isaaccook4709]

I found you, Ava

[@SophiHan02]

The guy doing the caressing is literally Harold, the creepy email guy that wanted to tickle Phil

[@aceofspades4930]

Harold wants to know phils location

[@elsieinthevoid]

I'M SCREAMING I'M SO GLAD YOU CAME BACK TO COMMENT THIS

[@oogabooga2586]

My teacher’s name is Harold

[@Sophs06]

😱😱😱😱😱😱

[@bananaman677]

Who else is binging all of there old videos after PHILS new video?

[@fernbeengone6391]

Yeetus Cleetus meeee

[@cherrybomb2436]

Pffft I usually binge their old videos anyways when I watch them 😂

[@lonely_star_gazer_6603]

Meee

[@memereview9803]

i will never again look at his hair the same way again. betrayal.

[@maddie-ur6ig]

I binged them all after Dans video and now I'm binging them after Phil's video

[@AvalonStClair]

"Only the sweet release of death itself will give me the orgasm that I so desperately crave." - Dan Howell 2018

[@pineapplegrapes8836]

Phil take notes

[@beth_0498]

Fastest mood

[@natemg8867]

felt that

[@insane_girl3372]

Iconic line

[@SnowflakesAndLove]

It reminds me of Black Mirror

[@lewlavabra6811]

*a wild quiffed-up phil appears*

[@teddyb600]

Lewlav Abra and the entire Phandom lost their minds

[@plutopepsi578]

The “sniffing glue” hits different after Phil swallowed superglue

[@irinaiordanskaya4367]

dans sardonic, dark yet dirty humor mixed w phil’s innocence yet cuteness makes this video absolutely perfect 😂

[@audreygutierrez5364]

*voice cracking* A TInY pIg?

[@skeletongalaxy5321]

“Mommy why is the fishy not moving?” “Uhh because..... *BEES?* “

[@ashbaer362]

:Skeleton Galaxy: fabulous

[@itssssstef]

In another dimension where the answer to everything is bees

[@t0m0ph0bia4]

Stefanie Koperski Nice Reference 👌🏻 XD

[@eee8665]

Me as a mum

[@PrinceEmerald420]

Bees?

[@gleegirltayler934]

i play saxophone should i have my senior quote be “hey kids ya in the mood for jazz”?

[@-ellieille-]

YES

[@310BPM]

yes

[@what-mz8oo]

DID YOU?!

[@gleegirltayler934]

what? i’m only a junior this year so i’ll update you in about a year

[@what-mz8oo]

Tayler Maddocks ohhh, YES PLS TY

[@emilylanagan9820]

Watching this after Dan came out is a different kinda adorable

[@soysaucesnag6965]

Emily Lanagan honestly

[@michellekujo5355]

i know right

[@greentea4617]

This is realte to Wow that me

[@aishumenon278]

Exactly....I just love em more and more now

[@oliviaboatman371]

Same

[@bridger5477]

"You gave me nickelback and yeast." -Phil, 2018

[@kohlinoor]

Worst Friend Ever and Worst Gift Ever 2018

[@cyanidefire7531]

you gave me nickleback and yeast when no one else would lmaoo

[@allier.5987]

At this point, I kind of just wanna know what it was that Phil "could not say" where Dan sort of looked scared when he seen it, tbh

[@emileecooper7265]

Same...

[@Evelyn-nj7vb]

The card said Phil...

[@NessaHD]

Allie R. I bet it was the pope

[@TheOtherMoof]

I'm thinking that it might be either the card that says "Madeleine Mccann" or "Jade Goody's cancerous remains". I love this game 😂.

[@HACKER-bh7eu]

probably the n word

[@Soupigeon]

My best CAH win? “What’s Batman’s secret pleasure?” “Dead parents”

[@quinnsmischief]

Misha Oh god-

[@faithm1782]

Misha wait I think I’ve played that exact one before

[@k.sharma6104]

@@MishMashi oh my god-

[@eblenke7360]

Mine was also a bit offensive: “Here is the church Here is the steeple Open the doors And there is ______” “The blood of Christ.” Needless to say my Christian grandparents who were listening in were not pleased lmao oops

[@neon5165]

whos here in 2020 when Phil has brown hair, dan is gone and coronavirus is a thing

[@emmad9657]

*cries in a corner*

[@elizabethx1139]

Guilty

[@hahaha7886]

I’m very sad about it yes

[@noorvirk4042]

i hate it here

[@hahaha7886]

@go away dude same

[@audreygutierrez5364]

"Grandma." *British wildlife narrator voice* Looking closer into this man's eyes, we can see a tinge of the horrors and pain he has faced.

[@Benedicto964]

Nerdo Birdo i almost cried grandma and i have been there too. My R.I.P The merch is amazing and DON'T TALK TO ME

[@SavageLynelButtPlug]

*Dan:* I have a wholesome answer. *Also Dan, not 10 seconds later:* _SNIFFING GLUE_

[@lexi_barely_lives]

“Harold with a walrus mustache” The same Harold from the email video??

[@zoe_murtagh_03]

•Lexi Lives• Seriously though, I'm honestly concerned that a smaller KZbinr might've taken the offer and no one noticed.

[@rosiehutson4413]

Nobody: No one: Absolutely no person: No singular being in the entire world: Anyone watching after Dan's video? Hits differently now, huh?

[@angelikajoanna3817]

Yes, yes it does

[@rosiehutson4413]

@@angelikajoanna3817 no, no it really doesn't 😂

[@kittencookiecronch4493]

Yup Anyone else silently sobbing from Dan’s video?

[@lindseys8044]

HITS EVEN MORE DIFFERENTLY AFTER PHIL'S

[@rebeccagrace2131]

Lindsey Steptoe I agree!

[@queeninlea]

*what is there a ton of in heaven* *thinks back on the video with dan and tyler oakly* *(dan: Geese)* *(tyler: winking at old people)*

[@ferrisdayward8232]

(Tyler: Winking at old people)

[@queeninlea]

Ferris Dayward 😂😂😂 that video makes me laugh everytime

[@yaboi2006]

MEEEEE TOOOOO

[@frankthememe5087]

a lot of geese in heaven they raise their wings in greeting

[@queeninlea]

Frank TheMeme that's creepy 😂😭😭

[@whatdahell7244]

"What is there a ton of in heaven?" Geese.

[@megmarie2153]

Bees?

[@Henry-rc6nq]

Loads of winking

[@beeisverycool]

Geese.

[@sihanahmed1456]

_Winking at old people_

[@emma-leehogan7825]

The Madhatters cousin lOtS oF wInKiNg

[@alexvanderwoude2146]

Alternative title: dan and Phil flirt for 10 minutes but both of them are too sweet to catch on

[@janek4772]

5:55 “sniffing glue” this hits different after that “Phil ate glue” storytime

[@taiylorledrew7281]

My thoughts exactly

[@knjsoph]

PHIL WEARING A FLOWER CROWN, IM COMPLETE

[@athena2143]

and a wild jungkook appears

[@maomaomaomaomao557]

phil : "why am i sticky..?" entire phandom : ".....you tell me..."

[@alfredjones7869]

Idk :p mmmmmmmmm hahhaha

[@JakeTheFox123]

IKR

[@EmoKpop]

Audrey McGugin LITERALLY ME

[@peachblossom6941]

Idk

[@telexghoulie]

OH GOD

[@taetaesmlem7015]

Dan: I KnOw A LoT AbOuT ThiS Also Dan a second later: A lifetime of sadness

[@kiwisoup1863]

they legit embraced heart eyes howell at 9:42 sfhbxvafgac

[@sukiwah]

they literally weren't even trying at this point, they just fully embraced 20GAYteen

[@sollecour7761]

I was looking for this comment lol

[@_anime.sausages_]

Dan has a snazzy ear ring Phil has a cute flower crown *I'm dying*

[@basil4795]

Your profile picture is amazing

[@sockgoblin6606]

A nerd called Fallon *I'm living*

[@georginafoster1]

and the hat aswell! IM DYING MORE NOW! somebody choke me

[@edenikai6637]

EVERYTHING IS BACKWARDS IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE PUNK! PHIL AND PASTEL! DAN

[@_anime.sausages_]

Alex Jones 0.o POKE ME I WANT TO DIE

[@AriadnaBalderrama]

My favorite response ever given to "Why do I hurt all over?" was "Mr. Clean right behind you" we laughed for a solid 5 minutes before I won that round 😂😂

[@elizabethmullis8096]

Ariadna Balderrama I CALL MY DAD MR CLEAN OH MY GoD

[@AriadnaBalderrama]

Elizabeth Mullis lmao I'm sorry 😂💀💀

[@AriadnaBalderrama]

LeafyIsDadPyroIsMom thank you 😂 I try

[@vlycae]

dans new video is sending me right back into my 2016 phannie days

[@alastarbrunelle4176]

alyce ! I’ve never seen a more relatable comment

[@mrskitkats]

Throwback to me creating my tumblr acc in 2014 just to talk about dnp

[@starry99]

It was a huge throwback lol

[@chickenthotpie765]

5:50 The joke about Phil being sticky Bc he sniffed glue did NOT age well 😂😂😂😂

[@bunnylikesgingerale]

*HEY KIDS ARE YOU IN THE MOOD FOR JAZZ*

[@greylazovalcarcel5394]

*_HEY KIDS ARE YOU IN THE MOOD FOR JAZZ!?!?!?_*

[@Cookivirus]

No

[@srisarvanichills5616]

*YA AND LET'S GO GRAVE ROBBING AFTER THAT*

[@sarah-ds7es]

Sam Goes to Hollywood yes

[@4444angel]

How do you do slanted letters

[@meh_81]

"You're not gonna get pregnant unless you really... miss..." Ok, moving on XD

[@demonyooo]

Phil did not only sniff glue, he swallowed glue. he's that extra

[@amalr.15]

Watch Later Playlist: *has more than 60 videos* Me: I’m going to rematch the same videos of the same two British nerds for three hours and *nobody can stop me*

[@hermanhedning93]

Phil is just stunning in this video

[@amikazoja6257]

GEDDURJADE I know omg

[@deactivated5114]

Phil is always stunning

[@PandaKittenhybrid]

There's something about Phil in black

[@banminionocs4354]

Dan: I have wholesome one Sniffing glue Me: ..... Who's gonna tell him

[@acommenter6476]

Ban Minion Oc's Me: Who's gonna tell me?

[@Eye-Of-The-Beholder]

(Fot those who did not got it) Sniffing glue is a way to get high (I belive)

[@banminionocs4354]

it is sooo yeah not very wholesome

[@parallel4]

you know they know that... lmao

[@alyssa2807]

Wait was he serious? 😂 I thought he was being sarcastic

[@kellyrussell1877]

7:12 phil's comedic timing is impeccable im in physical pain jdfhkd "er...grave robbing."

[@user-ty4dq1fp5l]

Meow congratulations u got a reply

[@cutekidcourt]

we arent talking enough about how precious phil looks and its outrageous

[@dabhowlter3078]

I've been waiting for this video since Dan's video with tyler

[@solitairehoney6944]

dab howlter sameeee

[@buchelaruzit]

We’ve all been

[@deannaornelas4558]

dab howlter me too

[@Milena-km6in]

samee

[@bitavon2373]

congrats :D

[@lovelylilacari5224]

PHIL IN BLACK AND A FLOWER CROWN GOD IM DEAD THANK YOU 20GAYTEEN YOU ARE TRULY COMING THROUGH!!

[@ciara5141]

lovelylilacari 20GAYTEEN IS TREATING US WELL

[@galaxylolita7600]

lovelylilacari I can still see a bit of the fringe lol

[@casperfrey3809]

lovelylilacari fuck I'm laughing too hard

[@allysonhenry2524]

Phil in a black flower crown 😍

[@maxstan9305]

9:24 we don’t talk about this a lot

[@addictedlittleshit2889]

“what is there a ton of in heaven?” me, a supernatural fan : well, *not much*

[@emilyralph53]

A lack of angels

[@oliviaeckert2262]

Yesss. Who's your fav character? Mines castiel

[@goingcatty0532]

@@oliviaeckert2262 Cas, jack, Gabe...pretty much everyone besides Zachariah and Michael

[@sean2434]

What is there a ton of in heaven my hopes and dreams cause they're all dead

[@samuelbrown5616]

Fiona ....why can I hear dan saying this?

[@iammonkeygirl4632]

Mine too! Except mine went to Hell because I'm an awful human being.

[@rebeccawhitehead7421]

ME

[@megmarie2153]

Bees?

[@lilredstrawberriez]

My life Oh wait.... I never had one

[@danidkg4071]

"why is phil sticky? because he's been sniffing glue" .......you don't even know-

[@nick08841]

wdym?

[@niconini_qq]

@@nick08841 Phil ate superglue

[@sharkieuwo8500]

Phil: Batman Dan: Sorry “marvel” Me: *Slamming Head against Table*

[@Zoe-ez1go]

I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT. I was in disbelief lmao

[@vesper6599]

Yesss I was looking for someone to notice this!!!

[@theboogeyman2590]

Oh. I honestly thought he said sorry to Marvel because they didn’t use Marvel. Dont ask me anything. I now realize that was a really dumb thought.

[@luzvimindadesa1728]

Marvel fan forever!

[@andreil1313]

Kally Han that’s what I thought ahah because they chose a DC character instead of one from Marvel. I’m still convinced this is what happened lol

[@lyn_nettie2964]

“What is there a lot of in heaven” “Grandma” Got the same exact answer in the collab with Tyler Oakley years ago lol

[@kayla-yi5xh]

Mochi Jimin no, then it was “Geese”

[@_attiicus]

Ah, the jin cult. Truly beautiful

[@vanyblacks9034]

ARMYYYYYYYYY WHY ARE WE EVERY WHERE SO MANYY ARMYS ON THIS CHANNEL

[@jocole2606]

It fucking wasn’t it was Geese

[@clh5661]

It was geese...

[@sarahw3281]

*_HEY KIDS YA IN THE MOOD FOR JAZZ_*

[@user-sg8hm8ue2e]

oh no dad not again

[@kaitlyngriffin5999]

6:45 be more chill?

[@gogymuffin3896]

Wow he predicted the entire plot

[@petewentzfrommychemicalrom4048]

Yes

[@sugarrush3562]

tHeRe gOinG tO eNsLavE yOur ChIldRen. LET’S SAVE THE PITIFUL CHILDREN!

[@k.sharma6104]

I snorted so loud

[@kaitlyngriffin5999]

@@k.sharma6104 That's all I could ever hope for

[@niamh8920]

Anyone else rewatching all of the Dan and Phil videos after dans video ???

[@maco.2379]

Yeah, it hits a bit differently doesn't it

[@baboultje1549]

look at the commentd

[@tylerselbows3542]

Niamh Pyne and phils

[@imaginaryfanboy]

During $ex, Dan likes to think about being one of the reindeer galloping through the sky with leather straps tying him to his friends mm yes carrots please

[@deccie3010]

ɪᴍᴀɢɪɴᴀʀʏꜰᴀɴʙoʏ YES

[@paigeharrison6672]

THATS WHAT I THOUGHT

[@neurozoned]

ɪᴍᴀɢɪɴᴀʀʏꜰᴀɴʙoʏ OmG

[@sophietjexd]

and then your childhood idol unfollows you

[@larcenciel7428]

ɪᴍᴀɢɪɴᴀʀʏꜰᴀɴʙoʏ I love your comments, m8

[@asparagus4life]

PART 2. PART 2. PART 2.

[@holly5827]

Yes

[@noahc2396]

YES

[@aienki5295]

YES!!!

[@adaramccollum8737]

YES!

[@suzyheikes3115]

Yass definitely part two

[@leaf4104]

Kudos to the caption author at 9:42, *I saw that*

[@feef1699]

“did he just “heart-eyes howelled” himself” YES

[@whatevenislife1921]

I screamed “HE DID” in my room which I share with my sister and she yelled ‘shut up’ at me

[@wokeupnew]

omg and they let it pass

[@elleb891]

What even is life? I turned on captions and still can’t see it ☹️

[@nateuhhh]

"Phil in the Blanks" pHIL IS DR PHIL WHA-

[@Binxie_]

I'm gonna laugh when Phil comes out with bright as hell merch and Dan is forced to wear colors

[@riamverysmart8322]

Allie Marie oh my godddd, I really can't wait now lmfao

[@ale.jate.]

Allie Marie I am incredibly excited for that.

[@damnnerd]

Allie Marie that will make my entire month I think 😂😂

[@idkprettygay6156]

Allie Marie OH MY GOSH YES I'M SO HERE FOR THAT

[@misssparkles2597]

omg yes

[@EmeraldKelsi]

"you'll see" **cries because i won't see**

[@beingsocialwasnevermyforte]

oh god that's so true

[@aaliyahellis8241]

Same im crying

[@panicingpilotsatthechemica8283]

Same

[@mysticashes5384]

Im going with my parents omg Im scared

[@lokibernstein8236]

MysticAshes you should be.

[@BOZODHI77]

3:16 HEY KIDZ YOU IN THE MOOD FOR JAZZ!!!! Had me 💀

[@slfrink]

HEY KIDS YOU IN THE MOOD FOR JAZZ!?!!? Gets me every time

[@zoe_murtagh_03]

slfrink. 3:16

[@Shroomish_Art]

Dan: catchy musicals, they're going to enslave your children Me: **gasp** a show stopping number....

[@marianwojcik6088]

Underrated

[@marinarasauce5701]

a fellow starkid fan?

[@Leo-gl8ls]

when you see someone with dan and phil merch and you wanna say hi but then you read the merch.

[@sammyjaddyy8003]

D O N T T A L K TO ME

[@FluffyDev]

*HEYKIDSYOUINTHEMOODFORJAZZ?!*

[@buccy9841]

Enigmatic Fluff I'M CRACKING UP!

[@shooky5522]

Dad's on a hunting trip wow ur username ok *rip papa john*

[@rubybloom3877]

😂😂😂😂

[@xx_3m0j1n_xx]

so my friend and i are both unhealthily obsessed with d&p, and i referenced this video and the part where dan answers 'why do i hurt all over?' with 'bees?'. and now it's just evolved into this thing where at least once a day i'll just look at her and we'll just say bees at the same time. what is my life.

[@mintlp7989]

Honestly this is me and my friend but with the "is that a chicken" Kardashian meme

[@greysonalex]

me and my friend referance alot. usually randomly what we say "varies from moment to moment" (-loki from i think dark world) sometimes it may be something jacksepticeye related sometimes a random song sometimes something from a fandom sometimes a meme sometimes the kardashian meme it honestly depends

[@jamierobinson7004]

Bees? Is my favorite card. It has actually turned into an inside joke with me and my friends.

[@chlo3353]

I want that friendship

[@jalejandra]

makes me jealous

[@anastasiaharder6586]

This video predicted Phil swallowing glue

[@Himani_inamiH]

Dan: cares a lot about winning and everything Also Dan: Oh SUre YoU cAn WIn yOu OBvIouSLy caRE a LOt doNT yoU

[@evillaughter3199]

hey dan and phil guess what in your five night at freddy's 2 video you said you would come back and complete it in 3 years its been 3 years time to play five nights at freddy's 2 again

[@skaredykat7720]

evil laughter your comment lives up to your name

[@evillaughter3199]

thank you

[@B00fie]

YES

[@nyx8713]

We need to make them notice this comment

[@evillaughter3199]

Yes

[@mavenwynter3337]

things that the world needs: more cards against humanity and phil in all black

[@alainakun8394]

I miss them

[@abbymoorehouse5044]

Anyone here during covid quarantine just,, regressing into old fandoms?? Just me??

[@jasper_antares]

Yeahp. I did that.

[@JamaicanRain]

If everyone did this from the getgo around the world, Covid would have been over for cinco de Mayo.

[@manasvi6960]

*lOok aT thiS grApH*

[@LuzMaria95]

Monsoon Magic 🤣

[@geesus1271]

Yes

[@fatherterry1017]

isn't it neat? wouldn't you think my statistic's complete?

[@SKII7LES]

I love how this is all that people pick out from this video! 😂

[@manasvi6960]

Namjoon - B.T.S When I see a vine that's all I will think about for the next 5 minutes. Also ARRMMMMMYYYYYY

[@gemmawhalley]

*10/10 Phil’s new hair*

[@cheesychaos1206]

Saddbear *ThE qUiFf*

[@UNDERSCORELESLIE]

Saddbear *indeed*

[@thatem999]

“Good daddy material” in dan’s words