Dan and Phil play DRESS TO IMPRESS

[@DanAndPhilGAMES]

COME SEE US SLAY IN REAL LIFE iN YOUR TOWN I PROMISE IT WILL BE BETTER THAN PHIL'S RETRO OUTFIT danandphiltour.com

[@nicolelizzym]

see u in brooklyn but only if you stop trashing phil's retro outfit cuz that was the best fit in this whole video

[@_declan_]

seeing yall on my 20th birthday

[@neon_shapeshifter]

okay but phil's outfit actually did slay i would wear that

[@palomatorres6080]

@@DanAndPhilGAMES phils retro was wonderful so this show is probably going to be pretty good

[@celestesstars]

i bought a tour ticket where is the vip dress to impress video ?!?!?

[@lucia9806]

no because phil layering denim with a mini skirt is actually iconic and is the retro revival I've seen right now he's actually a visionary

[@fenestrapain]

I 100% wore a skirt over jeans to middle school in 2003.

[@7bibi89]

i loveee layering dresses and skirts over jeans !!!!

[@zahralockett837]

It’s giving bratz pixies

[@serazvi5387]

It was ALL 👏 ABOUT 👏 THE LAYERS 👏

[@friendlyneighborhoodbooknerd]

“Don’t talk about your trauma while I’m trying to look beautiful” Is such a quote omg

[@27angreebeesaturdoor]

I read this comment as he said it

[@JAAAY62]

But then Phil goes on another Northern childhood anecdote

[@MoonchildDontCry]

Fr fr

[@lebonemagagane]

@@JAAAY62that’s what i was saying haha

[@rashi4553]

✨️Yearbook quote✨️

[@palomatorres6080]

i haven’t laughed this hard at dan and phil fighting with eight year olds in an online game since their glorious club penguin video

[@courtneythomas3297]

Oh god I need to rewatch that

[@evangelinewood3325]

Funny thing about that is that that video released when said 8-year-olds were in diapers lmao

[@palomatorres6080]

@@courtneythomas3297 you really do its healing

[@azraaydn737]

omg i need to rewatch!!

[@hyena234thekids7]

Nah It's just Dan beefing with 8 year olds.

[@bean669]

disco girly in the retro round was ROBBED. she executed the theme way better than any of the winners tbh

[@reharm_reality]

Frrrr

[@maliattha]

I made an outfit Just like that and got rated low :')

[@matrixiekitty2127]

FULLY!! She was a goddess!

[@rotbf686]

unfortunately colorism is heavy in dti :(

[@lalas181]

Her outfit in the round after it was also wonderful. Absolutely, positively, inarguably and inexcusably _ROBBED._

[@highoninfinity]

dan is way too good at the drag race judge adlibs im crying

[@moonpixie33]

dan referring to a death drop as "serving equator" might be the best thing i've heard all year

[@angelikabatwoman]

That part fucking killed me hahaha I'm still laughing hours later

[@raysunshine05]

timestamp? i think i missed that part 😭

[@Liz-em9lh]

​@@raysunshine05 its at 3:35

[@TheUnicornMoe]

it wasnt a death drop she was floating in the air

[@moonpixie33]

@@TheUnicornMoei knew someone was gonna say this

[@ryangrey951]

tbf phil's "avril lavigne disaster" was very much giving mid-late 2000s disney channel child actor with the jeans under the dress lmao

[@victai163]

phil calling it a maxi skirt was so funny too

[@ryangriffin5362]

@@victai163 quite literally the opposite of a maxi skirt lmao

[@SRLovesPandas1]

he was giving Lily from Hannah Montana

[@katiez1442]

it was Lizzie McGuire core and it was everything 🤌🏻

[@hallieeramos]

He was giving Bratz with everything but the beanie.

[@delaney6506]

they were roasting phil’s first outfit, but it was a biblically accurate disney y2k outfit and honestly reminded me of exactly something nmixx wore on stage before 😭😭

[@_pearl_]

Yes!!

[@SaraRankins.]

NMIXX MENTIONED

[@asimplestrawberry]

no literally that’s half the kpop stylists 😭

[@suumee]

yes but 2000s fashion is not 'retro'

[@mewmew6158]

​@@suumee exactly! The disco diva should've won imo.

[@jordang7432]

The fact that the amazing afro disco look didn't even PLACE in retro revival is a hate crime tbh

[@Leooooo-t4f]

WHY DO THEY HAVE MATCHING “precious baby angel” SHIRT IM CRYING THIS IS ICONIC

[@WillJ-ff1ff]

Idk but phil looks SO hot in it

[@glassy_rose]

I was so focused on judging their game outfits that I didn't even notice 👀

[@maggielaw6320]

@@WillJ-ff1ff Phil belongs in a shirt that says "precious baby angel" lmao it just fits.

[@beedoo000]

@@WillJ-ff1ff I didn’t even realize they were wearing the same shirt bc I was just staring at Phil 😂

[@isabellerobinson4750]

@@WillJ-ff1ff he's giving dilf

[@yoongiparatha]

dan seeing vip and immediately going "BOOOOO EAT THE RICH" is the energy im trying to have for the rest of this year

[@lininacrowne1941]

Me at their show lmao

[@hobihoya]

very fitting comment from a yoongi stan lmao

[@Futurebound_jpg]

Meanwhile they’re probably richer than that person 😂😂

[@ellacaskey6525]

this but me @ them with their heated floors and Dans $400 T shirts 😭

[@Drovoh]

"I just need a good top.. not the first time I" PHIL !?!?!?

[@syedaaaaaaa]

We should all know less about each other, actually

[@alibrooks7495]

coupled with dan outing phil as a power bottom in the incoherent video 😭 guys we don't need to know EVERYTHING

[@honeyswann]

@@alibrooks7495During the tumblr era. I tried to convince people Phil was a power bottom but everyone got mad and I hope they still watch these videos and realize I WAS RIGHT

[@thestrangemusician168]

i thought he said “not the person”

[@leadalaaker]

@@alibrooks7495and also in the incoherent video when Phil said “RECIEVE??? you want to RECIEVE???!”

[@freyaschenberg1225]

dan going "she's serving equator" when that one model went horizontal made me let out the ugliest laugh LMAO

[@annadough5309]

Waiting for Dan and Phil to realize that in order to win you need to: 1. Play w/ a friend 2. Always vote each other 5 stars 3. Vote everyone else 1 star (or more if they SLAYED)

[@annadough5309]

OMG ALSO: if you’re gonna say something sassy about how everyone in the server sucks, if needs to be RIGHT BEFORE YOU LEAVE. These people will hold grudges.

[@sketchycat6223]

Dan was already onto the vote everyone else low strategy immediately lol.

[@ink888]

what a rigged game

[@beaniesketch]

and also you have to dress super basic and dont reference anything other than taylor swift, ariana grande, or melanie martinez

[@syedaaaaaaa]

@@annadough5309 nah to win u need a w lobby 🤷‍♀️

[@sarahtoninmg]

Well now we obviously need and Dan vs Phil on Dress to Impress

[@hyena234thekids7]

Honestly a DP Fashion battle would be interesting cause their styles are so opposite

[@indiarobertson9906]

Yes!!!

[@JaymieSword]

"Name a woman! HILLARY CLINTON" hoky fuck that got me

[@ylissebian]

OBSESSED with the continuing fashionista trend as you try to beat the unstylish accusations. phashionistas, even

[@hyena234thekids7]

Trying and Failing.

[@Birbszz]

@@hyena234thekids7 phailing

[@MoonSt0n3]

They’re so bad at fashion when together 😭😭 not one to save the other

[@hyena234thekids7]

@@Birbszz basically and good play on words.

[@garbomode29]

neeeeed them to play love nikki again lmao that was 14 year old me's favorite video

[@elizefaye]

phil wearing that shirt altered my brain chemistry holy shit

[@Liz-tb3nd]

and the matching dan one???? omfg

[@Fantasyvid]

ikr im having a live bisexual awakening

[@lexisixel8684]

just about to comment this hahaha

[@krishaunafisher]

I need these shirts omg

[@JAAAY62]

It fits him so well!

[@madisonw494]

15:02 “how do we serve pork” “there’s gotta be a meat pattern”. literally iconic

[@gabbycrouch5559]

I love how they say everyone playing is like 8 and then expect them to get the meat dress reference from 14 fucking years ago 😂

[@alextolar4772]

THAT WAS 14 YEARS AGO!!?!?!?

[@palomatorres6080]

phil saying that clueless look was an iggy reference 😭 i’ve never been more disappointed

[@alsamclo]

Same I was hoping they would say clueless so bad

[@destinyc7801]

Tbf it did look more like Iggy Azalea’s version than Alicia Silverstone, but he should’ve known it was a reference to clueless

[@palomatorres6080]

@@destinyc7801 tbh i thought CLUELESS before he even said a thing so he’s got no excuse

[@evie7601]

samesamesame

[@rashi4553]

And he's older!!😭 what is this behavior sir

[@hunter5w6]

obsessed with dan and phil being like “they’re all 7 years old” meanwhile there are multiple people with 1998 in their usernames

[@jumies4056]

it's the roblox effect

[@megan-mr9vk]

best way to make people think you’re older when you’re not lol

[@minionsarebae2434]

Isn’t 1998 a Taylor swift thing though?

[@ValmeRibay]

@@minionsarebae2434No, it’s 1989. She’s like 34

[@stargayzer-piyo]

@@minionsarebae24341989 is

[@katem9718]

I have never laughed harder than at Dan threatening to dox people for giving him last on a TRULY VERY ICONIC recreation of the meat dress

[@small_and_dangerous2068]

Mixed with a concerned Phil reminding him that they’re all 7 year old little girls and Dan continuing anyways…😂

[@hyena234thekids7]

If i had a nickel for every time Dan beefed with children, I'd have 2 nickels.

[@kennedygifford5966]

Dan disagreeing that an outfit looks like Marilyn Monroe when it's literally a recreation of her diamonds are a girls best friend dress 😭😭

[@emilysakamoto7818]

to be fair it was a pretty bad one

[@tsuki3752]

fashion nova marilyn monroe

[@emmyvillaatchinson]

so many solid yearbook quotes in this video, if i were still in school it’d be a tossup between “don’t talk about your trauma while i’m trying to look beautiful” and “i live for the applause, and i did not get it”

[@philhunterdada]

You‘re a fashion icon for layering that skirt over jeans, Phil. The fashion girlies are proud!

[@elizabethbeckz55]

Fr I was like omg it’s giving Ashley Tisdale at that one fashion carpet 😭😭❤️🙏🙏

[@RatKingShriggy]

it's giving disney channel 💅 slay

[@nichoenii]

I CAN'T WITH PHIL'S SASS?!?@?! 😭😭😭 "well it's better than that, that's SHIT" 💀💀

[@kitkatkatsuki8629]

i literally choked on my granola

[@YourLocalSadness]

@@kitkatkatsuki8629 bro i read that as choked on my grandma-

[@rainbowdreams341]

@@YourLocalSadnessi read grandpa 😭

[@palomatorres6080]

as soon as phil saw there was a count down he knew he had to STOP dan’s yapping IMMEDIATELY

[@SophiHan02]

Phil I thought your outfit was very MySpace scene core maybe it wasn’t runway material but it was AUTHENTIC and these children wouldn’t know that

[@ughitsdany]

no because dan deserved that win for the meat dress 18:32

[@andreap8652]

naaah

[@palomatorres6080]

“you’re so good at this you should be on drag race” PLS DANIEL HOWELL ON DRAG RACE UK COULD FIX ME

[@hyena234thekids7]

Dan and Phil drag video is something i would watch

[@kitchensinkchronicles3272]

PLS i need it

[@sms6438]

AND THEY USED THE MUSIC FROM THE SHOW I CANT 😭😭😭

[@befumms]

It would give me life honestly. Especially since he reminds me of one of the drag race spain judges

[@sorenstarlander]

DAN AND PHIL BOOT OR TOOT PLZZZZ

[@DynamiteLad]

Dam and Phil wereing matching shirts saying “precious baby angel” is sending me to the core of the earth

[@trinket.enjoyer]

THEY LOOK SO C. U. N. T. Y.

[@angelikabatwoman]

Will be only referring to him as Dam in the future

[@palomatorres6080]

on phil’s retro look: y’all just don’t see the vision the same way that i do and that’s okay. but this is fashion, it’s camp, it’s avril lavigne core, it’s brat she’s so julia, and the girlies that get it get it

[@noahpoole422]

FR if i saw someone in that fit in public id honestly be obsessed w it

[@sapphiretorremoro6579]

unironically LOVED it

[@humanbean4037]

100% it slayed the house down and the house didn’t notice

[@hyena234thekids7]

Honestly ,he had the right idea.

[@palomatorres6080]

@@hyena234thekids7 he ate

[@valenfr01]

13:46 'MISANDRY' DANIEL HOWELL !!! YOU'RE TOO FUNNY

[@enchantedbreez2891]

their commentary on this one is CRAZY dan has some insanely good insults and phils SASS

[@thingsofdoritos]

immediately experiencing the inhability that dress to impress players have on voting correctly, love it

[@humanoide7076]

Well most of them are kids so they have no clue about the themes xd

[@thingsofdoritos]

@@humanoide7076 i know and i hate it with a furious rage haha

[@chloepatrick12]

the fact they came last in the ‘fashion icon’ theme says a-lot 😭😭😭

[@leahelena7938]

Ya the other players had no taste 🙄🙄🤣

[@Itsdiamxndtho]

@@leahelena7938bc most of them are like 10 and below 💀

[@valentinatroncoso5274]

yea kids this days think ariana grande is an icon 🤢

[@peace_n_love]

@@leahelena7938 tbh the other meat dress is way better lol, would be even better if they had faces on but dnp's outfit was not it at all 😭

[@humanbean4037]

They came close to last in everything. It’s bc they rated everything so high everyone got more stars than them.

[@thepersonwiththepanels5351]

Phil’s Retro look and Dan’s Meat Dress were PHENOMENAL, I will stand by the fact they got voted last from a combination of the judges being a bunch of children and the older judges doing it for the memes due to Dan’s username!

[@tilertyler6915]

girl dont lie.

[@thepersonwiththepanels5351]

@@tilertyler6915 “[They’re] my [men,] and I’m gonna stand by [them]!” “…Look at them” “That’s mine~” /ref

[@thepersonwiththepanels5351]

@@tilertyler6915 My truth has been spoken, friend! It is inevitable like Thanos

[@WishGender]

phanomenal

[@ornella6070]

its funny that in 17:30 dan says you can get so much from VIP but all the items in that outfit are free 😭😭

[@eden_valentina]

i litterally came here to comment this 😭☠️

[@heatherb812]

THE “MISANDRY” COMMENT HAS NO BUSINESS MAKING ME LAUGH THIS HARD 😭

[@kaitxxnic]

the matching precious baby angel shirts 👼

[@kingdollop-head743]

What is that, a reference to something? I’m so confused someone please explain

[@nectarina3891]

They are truly baby angel

[@gamebiadvance]

Lazy Oaf is the brand

[@LoveBunn]

I adore them ૮꒰ ˶꒦ິ꒳꒦ິ˶꒱ა♡ does anyone know where they got them?

[@kaitxxnic]

@@LoveBunn someone else said lazy oaf is the brand!

[@visforvicky]

Phil your retro outfit was SERVING don't let the 6 year old girls gaslight you!!!

[@maicen7997]

omg dan and phil using dress to impress to level up their wardrobe game

[@dunepest]

DTI appears to unlock the purely vicious and primal part in Dan’s right brain

[@aaronlevesque8173]

The reveal of dans green shorts when he hits the camera made me cackle 😭😭

[@diamondust2054]

Dip and pip’s cvnt serving era is here. I am alive

[@yass_sin]

phunt

[@accioyoongi]

@@yass_sinfor some reason this translates to pound which makes this more hilarious 😭

[@cherryexid]

MY JAW DROPPED THE SECOND I READ THE TITLE THANK YOU UNCLES

[@syedaaaaaaa]

MEEEEE, I screamed and my mom asked why did u do that and I was like nope

[@brxxkkee]

I GASPED

[@chuyu22]

LITERALLY ME

[@hyena234thekids7]

​@@brxxkkeeI gusped.

[@evelyns5258]

the rage camera flip is going to be a new iconic dan moment 😭

[@haileypuffer8633]

When he said “I’m going to doxx you” I died😂😂

[@jjsamways]

PLEASE this was incredible. Your anger at last place even though you were serving was so relatable 😔

[@samrushhh]

After seeing Game Grumps play Supermarket Simulator, I yearn for Dan and Phil to play it. I need the chaos.

[@isaacs4512]

i don’t know supermarket simulator but their christmas shopping simulator videos might be similar!!!

[@palomatorres6080]

phil’s retro look is so cvnty actually hell yeah brother

[@rabbitsedits]

18:50 phil comforting dan after the meat dress flopped by referencing "born this way" is a moment most precious to me

[@alliebean3235]

"i'm goiNG TO CRUMBLE YOUR BISCUIT INTO MY TEA AND IM JUST GONNA DROP THE TEA ON THE FLOOR" screaming crying throwing yp this is so funny

[@Ksenna0205]

said Dumbledore calmly

[@angelikabatwoman]

​@@Ksenna0205😂😂😂😂

[@superbucko8640]

​@@Ksenna0205 YES 😂😂😂

[@rndmdrwrreedr8483]

11:11 “You don’t know any celebrities” “I don’t, so tell me one! Name a woman! HILARY CLINTON” This is on par with caseoh’s level of chaos I swear

[@candiedoe848]

13:14 "I'm drinking lead and serving dread" 💀💀💀

[@HeyItsNovalee]

10:19 NAWWWW don’t do my man dirty this IS retro and good and camp Phil slayed with this look. It’s absolutely late 90s y2k realness I’m obsessed. This was peak fashion in every y2k fashion mmo rpg.

[@CatShmacc]

"Don't talk about your trauma while I'm trying to look beautiful," is now one of my favorite Phil quotes

[@thesunnysam]

this is them trying to get redemption from the makeover incident

[@thesunnysam]

they really just have NO fashion sense, this is so funny

[@Piggeroo]

@@thesunnysam no fr dan's taste is not good hate to say it

[@hyena234thekids7]

I thought it was their Sims video where they revealed their bad fashion sense but No, their sense of fashion is just crap. (I love them both,tho)

[@hyena234thekids7]

​@@thesunnysamlike I thought it was just them having bad fashion sense in the Sims 4 but no,their fashion sense is just broken and that's somehow funnier.

[@aurozamo8974]

and failing

[@sweetix711]

i NEED this to have a part 2! the sassiness is unmatched

[@jimswan3794]

"don’t talk about your trauma while I’m trying to look beautiful" "not the first time I've-" "well it's better than that that's SHIT" "they're in ma bellybutton" THIS VIDEO IS SUCH A PHIL QUOTE BANK AHAHAHAHAH I LOVE ITTT

[@yass_sin]

“I WILL CRUMBLE YOUR BISCUITS INTO MY TEA AND DROP THE TEA ON THE FLOOR” I’m screaming

[@MsNefertriri]

18:09 why the fuck are WE getting slapped?! 😭

[@laggyhuman4169]

like whys it our fault?? 😭

[@hyena234thekids7]

@@laggyhuman4169 I Know,like,Don't blame us for your fashion failing.

[@hmm7023]

like why am i in it?

[@MsNefertriri]

@@laggyhuman4169 years of loyal viewership only to receive phabuse in return... so disappointing 😔

[@MegaKhelditia]

Because we're phlucky

[@thegreenbean24]

Dan being so competitive on a Roblox game against kids is something I shouldn’t be surprised abt tbh 😭

[@kendra9130]

17:31 “you can get so much with the vip” she’s not wearing a single vip item 😭😭😭

[@gayspiderman7140]

The worst insult from a british person, "I'll crumble your biscuits into my tea and drop it on the floor 😡"

[@nicola_x]

18:30 im actually crying

[@sophienah4654]

Next video: Dan and Phil recreate their best Dress to Impress looks

[@hyena234thekids7]

@@sophienah4654 Dan wears the Meat dress

[@emokity]

“Drinking led and serving dread” definitely going to my new vocal stim thank you Daniel (this video was so fucking funny omg 😭)

[@nicoyeetzawa5342]

“Don’t talk about your trauma while I’m trying to look beautiful” my new favorite DnP quote

[@motherofedith]

them giving the clueless outfit 2 stars but donald duck 5 has me dying 🤣

[@angelikabatwoman]

It's been hours since I watched this and I'm still laughing at "she's serving equator", I think that might have been the funniest thing I ever heard in my life hahah

[@sarathoughtonnothing]

Phil's retro look was early 2000s disney channel star on a red carpet core

[@palomatorres6080]

PLS 😭 IM LOSING IT AT DAN PUNCHING THE CAMERA i looooved your meat dress honey it was number 1 in my heart!!!!!

[@tiiimmmm__]

i need this as a dan vs phil

[@Raecaw]

im crying why is phil's shirt so tight WHY ARE THEY MATCHING

[@VampMoneyCollective]

THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT

[@neon_shapeshifter]

THE GASP I GUSPED

[@LyssLmao]

Ikr I was like FINALLY 😭

[@vehicar]

Dan calling the splits "cooter slam" 🤣

[@alittlefruitfairy]

And when the world needed them the most they finally play DRESS TO IMPRESS 😭😭

[@jamiieeeeee]

dan yelling at the VIP player who had zero VIP items on is peak DTI rage 💀

[@ebbarobsarve9147]

i was not prepared for “swedish people watch it every xmas” WHY DO YOU KNOW OUR LORE PHIL

[@mluna1]

"I live for the applause and I did not get it" is the story of my life

[@strawbsshortcakee]

"that's just ariana grande going to get milk" LMFAOOOO

[@noahtoftegaard]

continue it takes two we’re BEGGING ON OUR KNEES

[@sophiewoycheese7855]

we gotta give it up

[@noahtoftegaard]

never

[@kezzkezzkez]

dads we need part two i beg 🙏🙏

[@syedaaaaaaa]

Yall getting it after the tour at this rate LMAO

[@hyena234thekids7]

@@syedaaaaaaa pretty much.

[@memoriam.victoriam]

This might be too niche but I’d love to see them play Stardoll I think Dan would go absolutely HAM

[@SillyGoose21]

“It’s better than nonth!” Lmaooo. I love you Phil. Way to stay positive

[@un3hcorn]

THE MATCHING LOOKS PLEASEEE yall came PREPARED

[@jade1922]

Dan is so quick with the comments 😂

[@marxllna]

king of improv fr

[@0309_am_]

phils retro outfit was SO cute he was ROBBED

[@riddlestyx]

i would do anything to see more of this PLEASE

[@Kawaiisimmer31]

Dan’s laugh literally pissed my corgi off so bad he started howling 😂😂😂😂

[@binta9]

6:26 “don’t talk about your trauma while i’m trying to look beautiful”

[@brynn05]

phil is so unintentionally funny “i found this in the back of my mouth Justine” and “the grudge! 😧” best quotes

[@hollo0o583]

Second outfit started out so strong! Bell bottoms, skirt, ear muffs, glasses, it just needed the sneekers you cose and a croptop that matches with something!

[@RussellSaikou]

This might be sad considering the vibe of this video and comment section but I got my Year 12 AS results today. I cried because I performed below average in two subjects, but tbh I expected it, so when I saw this Dan and Phil video release, I made sure not to watch it until today. I saved it for when I knew I'd be really upset and I'm not any longer! So if you see this, thank you dads, for being here to cheer me up 💖

[@e.mlanlehin802]

Everything will be okay, i know you are disappointed but it will pass and you will feel much better and hopefully get the grades you want next year ❤ keep working towards your goals but don’t be too hard on yourself

[@Rose-ti7mh]

not me thinking phil’s first outfit was pretty good until seeing literally every single other one lmaoo

[@slaughtermatics]

MISANDRY IM LOSING ITTTTT LMAOOOO

[@izzytodd4242]

“There’s nothing easy about that, you’re trying too hard” Me to the short that promoted an “effortless messy bun” that included two hair ties, several bobby pins, and a curling iron

[@fayemarie5700]

can’t believe one of the angriest we’ve ever seen dan is from playing a roblox fashion game

[@plushdragonteddy]

oh my god i am so shocked that when they decided "fashion icon" meant "lady gaga meat dress," they didn't pick the dress that actually has, like, entrails? it looks EXACTLY like the one she was wearing, i was rooting for y'all 😭