Dan and Phil React to

[@ashleighcranford3541]

"We're too high for 4G. Can I go to hell?" SCREAMING

[@elionstandby]

I love how TØP and MCR made a little entrance in this video

[@krazykat3810]

ella Eindhoven yess the black parade thing triggered me tho...

[@modgepodge9269]

ella Eindhoven yep because they were bound to show up sometime in the video 😄

[@oliviasmith4675]

the black parade bit came on I and I was trigggereeeddd

[@BridgetteKitten]

ella Eindhoven same

[@cindybalderrama5612]

ella Eindhoven same

[@margarettaylor3823]

dan and phil wish their fandom was normal.

[@jilly4358]

They could only hope. But we aren't and *I LOVE IT*

[@philsquiff7700]

xD

[@MelinaKhaldoun]

Some wishes never come true

[@keegan6448]

It’s good to have dreams just as long as you don’t believe in them too much

[@iangarrison5558]

I would like your amazing comment.. But it's on 666 likes and I'm not gonna ruin that

[@victorialester1634]

"We're long beans." - Dan Howell 2k16

[@alvajohansson8212]

Dan:JOIN THE BLACK PARADE Phil: too soon :( I'M CRAFTING RN

[@SkeletonFlock]

What the fuck.

[@lm7693]

why

[@alvajohansson8212]

Gwen Fireheart what the fudge, mcr goddamnit

[@alvajohansson8212]

Lucy May ehhh... they broke up

[@SkeletonFlock]

... Stupid bandom fakes.

[@billythedog6485]

Phil: "Trotting like horses" Me: **war flashbacks of my horse prince** Me: **shudder**

[@Howtomakepipebomb]

Lol

[@amandamorwick5370]

LITERALLY SAME

[@jazmindavenport1813]

Bangtan seonyonda❤

[@eeeemma8974]

Cringe attack

[@nyx2199]

You need 65 more likes.

[@kelsiekat1253]

They should name their cookbook "Dan and Phil... Whisk"

[@rileybrown544]

ahhhhh noooooooooooo

[@froggyqueen1435]

More like "Your Amazing kitchen is now on fire."

[@tambourine5272]

Have a nice day! That’s the best thing I’ve ever heard, I congratulate you 👏 👏

[@elamaria1376]

Tøp: All my friends are heathens take it slow.... Phil: .... Heathens. Heathens are the best. Tøp and dan and phil fan base: *facepalm*

[@MelinaKhaldoun]

I’m dead

[@keegan6448]

As both a TØP fan and Phannie, I can confirm this to be real fact.

[@kyliegilliam2647]

Menchie I can confirm

[@rattyrattus6535]

Me in a nutshell whilst watching that part

[@fru1tpunk965]

I can confirm this is true

[@katiethelegitcupcake5436]

I'm personally offended by phils attempt to play heathens on the suitcase

[@totalweirdo8538]

YES I'M CRINGING, HE'S ADORABLE BUT I'M CRINGING!

[@lillyausten9949]

Same😂

[@bellacopter3000]

same

[@sarahfitzgerald801]

Omg yeah

[@sarahfitzgerald801]

Cringey

[@kizzy3563]

4:25 *"You're not trash"* that wasn't very convincing Phil

[@FreyaFluffBallkillme]

mEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe

[@closetogold]

Ikr

[@yeeyeemlady3239]

LMAO SAMEE

[@unechauvesouris]

"what happened in Vegas" wHERES THE VLOG DANNY BOI

[@starlesseyes5713]

It's in the tabinof

[@javieraa.5248]

Is in tabinof... But you know, it's not pretty accurate

[@jiminspinkie4788]

+Amazing Javi wdyn? Of corse they got chased by the fbi and ended up at Area 51

[@wommiez]

not ok riley I read that as "where's the boi danny vlog" wow

[@missmaryk17]

I saw that title of that section and died

[@amiaanderson6039]

I got the book today. I read the book today. I'll love the book forever.

[@rubywedderien1121]

Amia Anderson I

[@ioannad1857]

its an amazing book

[@fionasmith2501]

Mine has Dan and Phil in front of a huge Sister Daniel. DAN AND PHIL CLEANSE THEIR SINS.

[@nyancat4499]

amazing 10/10

[@fionasmith2501]

Hey do you think PINOF 8 will be November 3 since that's the day the book comes out?

[@imbored.9332]

Fiona Smith I hope it is. November 3rd is my birthday and that would just be amazing.

[@fionasmith2501]

Lucky! P.S. I love both of your nicknames

[@daisychunky]

Fiona Smith #allyousinnersstandupsinghallelujah

[@aoibheodonovan8114]

8:16 MY HEART WASNT READY FOR THAT :'(

[@aspen3273]

SAME

[@unholyvenom]

ME IN GENERAL WASNT READY FOR THAT ;-;

[@CinnamunPoptart]

*2 videos in a week and a book just full of pictures of Dan and Phil* Jesus on a boat pray to the gods it's Christmas.

[@bestfluteninja3059]

Yep, sure is

[@melinamccullough4143]

My exact thoughts

[@emilydegiusti4299]

Don't you mean Jesus on a bicycle

[@kel8137]

As well as PINOF soon and Spooky Week (and hopefully another baking vid)

[@phoenixchick596]

jesus on a boat and then christ on a bike is what my music teacher and i say ahaha

[@skylargilbert4893]

Ok, Phil is literally the only person that can sing TØP wrong and I don't get annoyed.

[@RokkuDarius]

Phanicking Piløts at The Chemical Fall Out Discos same

[@21pilot89]

Truuuueeee

[@d0gbreath]

Phanicking Piløts at The Chemical Fall Out Discos I love your name!!!

[@ellaferguson5309]

It was for copyright I think

[@guso.2587]

Same

[@silverchari0t]

DAN SINGING THE SHREK SONG GIVES ME LIFEEE

[@reanne1389]

setting it as my ringtone

[@zoemattey9399]

I need a full version of it

[@tylerjosephsukulele8497]

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME

[@trollmaster6669]

THE WORLD IS GONNA ROLL ME

[@lloniaceder]

I AIN'T THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED

[@lilames5800]

THIS HAS JUST MADE MY DAY 145% BETTER OMG

[@sophiamacneil5259]

I love you!!!

[@KitKat-mp8tl]

sHIT HI I ACTUALLY SPOTTED YOU (same tbh)

[@heliosdelbrassine9281]

You are one of my favorite youtuber omg

[@hello_iamelicia1598]

I love your videos

[@still_overthinking1665]

I read that as 14.5% and started to wonder

[@lexikm6912]

When Dan sang MCR I forgot how to breathe for a second

[@dustyiero1744]

Same

[@pretzel_bun]

Same

[@CielPhantomhivexSebastian]

"Let's take this a second at a time, let's take this one song, this one rhyme, together, let's breathe."

[@nataliaacevedo6467]

same

[@ollietuit]

And you say to your parents that it will never happen again! I know! I kno-O-O! What that means! I knowoooo! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP! IM TRYING TO SLEEP BUT I CANT BUT I CANT WHEN YOU ALL HAVE GUNS FOR HANDS!

[@RoseBobaTea]

Rewatching in 2017... Dan looks so different with his hair straightened

[@karma4975]

Grace Kim I'm in 2018

[@alisonb9264]

not rly.. he looks amaZing either way XD

[@deaargraavity]

Grace Kim I’m in 2019 ;)

[@taliawynn7290]

Imperfect Glitch me too the hobbit hair and quiff are the Pokémon evolution of these smol beans

[@starhasasword5223]

@@deaargraavity same rawr XD uwu :)

[@theodoesya8300]

**police sirens** **cuts to a shot of the prison** **tyler rounds the corner** **phil emerges from a cell** HEATHENS ARE THE BEST

[@kaiabees]

I'm laughing like crazy but I'm trying not to wake up my family. I sound like a pug

[@punkiedoodle1709]

RAY

[@irlreko8404]

WTF WHY IS THAT SO FUNNY TO ME?!

[@sammyuwu6565]

faith is bored I would like but you have 666 likes

[@prik9802]

faith is bored 666 likes Yyaaayyyy

[@theteainpotato]

"I didn't want to see shrek's form" POOR INNOCENT LIL PHIL

[@AndreaCardenas]

Phil innocent my ass lol

[@CielPhantomhivexSebastian]

Phil has seen some shit man. Innocent my ass [x2].

[@alethiahoff696]

He's roommates with Dan, how innocent can one stay in that environment?

[@saraduty8972]

Agreed , Phil has seen some shit, don't worry about him. :)

[@tot9824]

ciel I see you everywhere

[@hhgreggfan]

Phil Lester, the only human on the planet who doesn't know the lyrics to Heathens.

[@lillianmurrell6307]

he isn't alone .. :0 I don't know either haha

[@hhgreggfan]

Lilly Pyrope it's pretty great, i recommend.

[@xtheunderratedyouthx]

All my friends are heathens take it slow✌️

[@QueerNoob]

nope. i don't listen to twenty one pilots

[@captn_v]

Believe it or not, my brother thought the ACTUAL LYRICS were, "all my friends are eating steak real slow."

[@leannawalters8836]

Dan and phil aren't beans. They are beanstalks Because dan has BEANSTALKING phil for a long time ;) This joke has probs been made heaps of times before but IDGAF Bye

[@daniela-qe4lo]

Leanna Walters this was commented a year ago, and it still made me laugh

[@curlysloth961]

you missed the opportunity to say "this joke has *bean* made heaps of times"

[@emerald_digitalis3135]

@@daniela-qe4lo lima so upset

[@emerald_digitalis3135]

Youve got to be kid(ney) ing me

[@kyliec2454]

i wonder how much they had to cut out of this video hm

[@pretzel_bun]

YOUR PROFILE PIC OML

[@kyliec2454]

+Pretzel Bun ;)

[@gooey391]

They had to cut out the many Phanarts they must have encountered.

[@carolina9938]

1. YES! 2. YOUR ICON!

[@sam-jn1sh]

No but I got cheezwiz

[@adriana2043]

Phil, when are you going to do a Roast Yourself challenge?

[@alexasullivan8159]

petition for phil to rap

[@valerieregina444]

no, he's too innocent!

[@luz5920]

No bc he's a perfect bean

[@isamirella8514]

I would die and not in a good way

[@PanBoi64]

he cant. he is just to perfect

[@Asterluna]

I can't stop appreciating Phil's eyebrows

[@kathansen6995]

Boop "what would your fan account be?" Phill: phills eyelash!!! You: naw, pills eyebrow 😏

[@blacklez]

Dan: The idea is here Me: NO 🎶THE INTERNET IS HERE🎶

[@Echos.Art.Corner]

Jasmine Ward god bless you 😂

[@guso.2587]

The internet is graet

[@emilym7848]

You know what else is an idea? You know what else was great? Here's a hint, not talking about the internet; but a particular idea is on the internet.

[@CJBronx-uw9oe]

I mean MCR did make an appearance

[@rinkagamineismyaesthetic837]

Jasmine Ward the MCR is here

[@danisnotaturkey7351]

the fact that PHIL has posted 2 videos in one week,, makes me proud

[@sceneryedits]

sAME

[@sootysootysooty]

why?

[@sisterdanielblessesyoutras9646]

Claps MY SMOL BEAN IM SO PROUD

[@lisalingo1209]

Omg same

[@maehope]

Same

[@shadysadie8589]

Dan got mad at Phil for saying sweet mems but that is totally something he would say

[@lilliematthews7922]

I'm 99% sure Dan HAS said that before.

[@gooey391]

THANKS FOR THE MEMS!

[@harryevans5965]

didnt he say it in a dil video?

[@CC-wj1wq]

onE NIGHT AND ONE MORE TIIIIME

[@PalvinaGopaul]

+c dizzle thnks fr th mmrs

[@eviehiscock8487]

TWO VIDEOS IN A WEEK PHIL? PLEASE MAKE THIS A REGULAR THING!

[@bestfluteninja3059]

IKR

[@soleycara3388]

YES

[@tearfilledrum]

I have this book and feel so blessed

[@sofia-rosegionomo8201]

4:10 = my favorite Dan laugh to date

[@divine6867]

awe

[@wommiez]

aww >w

[@celestebarahona627]

actually same

[@jessvision8817]

6:08 is my personal favourite :)

[@chernandez4326]

1:29 was my personal favorite dan laugh

[@WonderingTree]

i went to my local bookstore and touched DAPGO on the shelves... i feel like i connected to dan and phil somehow

[@dragothedragon5782]

toasted DiCamillo bread i own it

[@kxrimuu]

toasted DiCamillo bread bless you my child

[@amelithegianttaco4721]

toasted DiCamillo bread I DID THAT YESTERDAY 😂😂😂

[@chloelaurenthedaydreamer261]

I touched it seductively

[@valdelobos04]

toasted DiCamillo bread i bought it. And hugged it

[@mollymoorhead9305]

Two Vids in a week!! I was not prepared Phillip!

[@oldaccountfollowllowercase7678]

SAME

[@closetogold]

IKR

[@boringbailey10]

What a rebel.

[@mollymoorhead9305]

Guys, I'm so shook. How could he do this to us???!

[@chy3848]

SAME I WAS LIKE WTF BUT IN A GOOD WAY 😂❤️

[@NicholasGreen451]

*what the hell is a trash receptacle its trash can*

[@anonjfjf9123]

Nichole Green lol you ask what it is then immediatly answer your own question and people like that....

[@liviajohnson4918]

I call it a trash bin

[@subtleshenanigans5983]

In America (at least where I am), we don’t have the silver cans though we do refer to those as Trash Cans. We have the color coordinated barrels that we call Trash Barrels or the Barrels. Sometimes my sis and I call them the Trash Bins because we both watch a lot of British stuff.

[@weirdtoast9879]

I just call it a bin

[@leaht4925]

Nichole Green I just call it a bin I’m british

[@MantaRay2003]

on my related videos was everything wrong with Shrek but there isn't anything wrong with shrek

[@aoibheodonovan8114]

I hated shrek

[@Grodman5]

I'm a Phanatic Same

[@Grodman5]

Aoibhe O'Donovan Sinner

[@actuallynathalie4650]

I'm a Phanatic same

[@2toobi]

Erin Breanna omg hi Erin! Didn't expect to see you here :D

[@dot4464]

Is it just me that can't believe this man is turning 30 in 4 months?

[@NiVViL]

time is going by fast

[@hiyas5555]

You're not alone

[@kat_vel_]

WHAT

[@ctrlmeow]

you aren't allowed to give me this emotional trauma

[@MysteriousStones]

He still looks younger than me and I'm only 14 😩

[@apangatangharris5906]

Me and my family actually did go to a nudist beach ..... probably the most horrifying thing.

[@chani1210]

If you need bleach for your eyes, hit me up.

[@apangatangharris5906]

+Lexie Jade they went on purpose because it was the closes beach XD

[@eleanorbell9214]

chanisa thomsom will do hahaha

[@bunn7362]

was there atleast attractive people there?

[@apangatangharris5906]

+Not So Kawaii Potato there was a rather large hairy man running and bombing in...... so I think that answers your question.....

[@gabbyandsabrina8533]

Why is no one commenting on how Dan called Shrek dad?

[@thenamlessyoutuber2167]

Dan and Phil Get out of my swamp

[@Ambersroses08]

Great 👍

[@esuri8293]

hahahahahaha!

[@MarieGarrett.]

Nice name

[@guso.2587]

Bahahah

[@alexisasocialdisappointmen5563]

thank you dan and phil for making me feel better when im really upset/sad, i really thank you, cos instead of cutting, ive found a better way to escape all the bad things that happen, thank you

[@jacelygodoy6521]

actually same

[@fallenleaf1055]

Alex is a social disappointment same

[@craigoryIV]

ACTUAL SAME

[@puffpoff5993]

Keep being happy!

[@deevinay]

Alex, you are a social disappointment. YOU JUST HAD TO CHEAT ON ELIZA HUH! Idiot.... i still love you tho

[@katie-oy7wn]

How much smut did they have to cut out of this

[@sfijaantic3656]

so many

[@aliceheffernan7223]

You have no idea

[@prongsverse]

probably a few kisses or cuddles.....o-oh you meant....*cough* yep probably a lot

[@libbyaoise2109]

Emily Elizabeth I WAS ABOUT TO COMMENT THIS OMLLLLL

[@nobody-tv2zg]

Jfc as a piece of trash from this fandom I can say y'all are cringey af

[@Emma-di3bc]

Watching after Phil signed up for the gym 😂

[@mariat7758]

Emmag3333333 ahaha that's what I was thinking! At least one of them it's working out. You go Phil!

[@wildonion3479]

when you are the moSt tøp trash and dan and phil talk about them im cryingalot i love when my favs talk about my favs this is so muc

[@wildonion3479]

dose tjis mak sinc

[@yuan9744]

yes dis dos mak sinc

[@thisismadds]

Miranda shoop omg same

[@icecreamsamwich]

"heathens... are the best"

[@fz95]

omgg ikr this is too muchh

[@05PUNCHCAST]

dan and phil go outside just to play pokemon go

[@davestriderkarkatrider9009]

Two videos. One Week. Gerard Way has fallen with panic blessings twenty one times.

[@jasminejackson4527]

This is my favorite comment.

[@moved7893]

my goodness, i need to calm down after Phil's cover of Heathens... * G note * WHEN I WAS

[@felinabell]

+randomkoalalover STOP RIGHT THERE

[@davestriderkarkatrider9009]

NEVER

[@normalgirlsza]

4 vids two weeks (the most liked comment)

[@maegandeaton5393]

Hey Dan,Phil, thnks fr th mmrs

[@onestrangepitabread5478]

BlackVeilBrides Army Even tho they werent so good

[@angele.3424]

he taste like you but sweeter

[@angele.3424]

bvb army ! sorry

[@brookehansen6181]

Be my best fren

[@deadrevolver1505]

Angel E. ONE NIGHT AND ONE MORE TIME

[@pliforov7586]

I was gonna buy dapgo, but then I saw this MASSIVE chocolate bar almost as big as my legs!! Yeah, I'm broke now.

[@pliforov7586]

For those interested it was Oreo dairy milk.

[@wateryourhouseplants3973]

Where did you buy it. I need it.

[@Caroline-kz7iw]

OMG I want it (I like adore Oreos)

[@a1lis6n]

"DAIRY" TRIGGERED

[@a1lis6n]

im vegan

[@gizmodaddy7183]

4:57 I WOULD LOVE TO CONGRATULATE MY FREN FOR ACTUSLLY MAKING IT INTO THE VIDEO. NICE GOING YOU MEME LOVING FUCK

[@noeliahasfreckles5687]

ThANK YOU SALT BEAN LOVE YOU

[@eleanorball7885]

noelia has freckles l

[@hannah-ko9kj]

Oh wow. I was just peeking out behind phil. Nice.

[@fionasmith2501]

8:27 nice bod

[@hannah-ko9kj]

Fiona Smith Thanks.

[@siriusblack2781]

Shrek I'm your biggest fan!!!!!!!!!Love you! ^-^

[@hannah-ko9kj]

Antonina Maciag Love you too

[@siriusblack2781]

Shrek OMG! 0-0

[@kelsieburch6615]

WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY MY FATHER TOOK ME INTO THE CITY HE SAID

[@geesfilms5290]

SON WHEN YOU GROW UP WILL YOU BE THE SAVIOR OF THE BROKEN THE BEATEN AND THE DAMNED

[@pistachiohno0613]

HE SAID WILL YOU DEFEAT THEM? YOUR DEMONS

[@PoptropiCoffin]

deadsunshine AND ALL THE NON-BELIEVERS, THE PLANS THAT THEY HAVE MADE...

[@aliciafr99]

BECAUSE ONE DAY I'LL LEAVE YOU A PHANTOM TO LEAD YOU IN THE SUMMER, TO JOIN THE BLACK PARADE

[@ilexdiapason]

Attack on Fairy Tail you missed TO SEE A MARCHING BAND

[@thefandomfish3071]

I love dan and Phil so much that I actually GO FULLSCREEN for them. *dramatic music*

[@ravensteward40]

TheFandomFish SAME

[@geauxmediaYT]

MY BODY IS READY

[@nursemain3174]

Sugoi I love you

[@sharontan9381]

Senpai

[@ednalifigueroa8419]

OMG BROOKS ILY

[@mariacg1239]

OMG HI MOM

[@karlavela7092]

Same

[@rowanmcewan5267]

I'm actually gonna be "aeroplane reading" dapgo tommorow on my way to canada😂in ya face dan phil was right

[@mishabacon2813]

I live in canada o.O

[@Ken-zl7pu]

I live in canada

[@sammy651]

I live in Canada

[@emmalegitness8148]

Who else comes back to these videos and watches them again?

[@Onceaponaphan]

Everyone is crying about MCR and I'm over here like ....Did yall notice Dan called Sherk Dad?

[@katybiersack1477]

but..... MCRX....😭😭😢😢

[@Onceaponaphan]

I mean, don't get me wrong, I love MCR, but...Dad called Shrek Dad..That's ore concerning xD

[@21phangirlcrybabiesatthedi13]

*crafting

[@paulanguyen6851]

nerdy kitty I know right right right

[@erinolmsted9122]

Yes and i was like "no one in the comments is gonna talk about this???"

[@elasmobranchiii5100]

Why? Why are must Phil have such beautiful eyes? They are so pretty!

[@lottielafferty2957]

English

[@unicorn4eve367]

He is so pretty

[@jiminspinkie4788]

Why are must you write wrong?

[@elasmobranchiii5100]

Why couldn't I use proper English whilst writing this?😐

[@wommiez]

Phanic! At the twenty one MCR fallout disco Fangirl what are you talking about those are the eyes of an angel what

[@briannicole]

Why do people call dan and Phil smol beans? Have you SEEN their appearance on nerdy nummies? THEY'RE GIANTS

[@wommiez]

bc we can

[@Lily-jc6zu]

well, they have the personality of a smol bean, but oH MY GOD I MET THEM ON THEIR TOUR AND HOLY SHIT THEYRE HUGE

[@emilie65801]

they're tall smol beans

[@caitlynwilliams1538]

they're tol smol beans

[@yourlocalphantrashcan3158]

Welcome to the Phandom, our theorizing is trash, and so are we!

[@jessica-ls3tc]

“Sweeeeet mems” _mems_ ממממממממממממממממממממממממממממממממממממממממממממ I’m sorry for those who understand this

[@leanne7990]

I pronounced that as memes for some reason ( the internet has infected me with memes i cant even pronounce mems )

[@jessica-ls3tc]

joshjoshjoshdun loll

[@jessica-ls3tc]

But lol In Hebrew is ההה

[@jessica-ls3tc]

joshjoshjoshdun no I’m like 99% sure it’s hei not chet

[@jessica-ls3tc]

joshjoshjoshdun I could be wrong but idk it might be chets

[@pleaseenteraname4744]

I want someone to look at me the way Dan looks at Phil ( 1:17 )

[@stanloona4598]

me too

[@natkastoowska9875]

I love how Dan take care of Phil.

[@almagutierrez6816]

at that time he said beautiful object.... I'm crafting

[@andresenriquez7440]

HAHAHAHAHHA why is this me?! dead

[@annagibbs9667]

Phil's face is amazing

[@tryingtoomuch]

"You're not trash" "A good half of them are" truuu

[@sophianicole3897]

OMFG THE "DAN AND PHIL MEET FANS" WAS MY FAVORITE AHAHAHA😂😂😂

[@guso.2587]

It's true, we're all trash

[@cactits]

I don't think so b**ch☝

[@thornycartier]

Sophia it's funny because it's true

[@taehyxng4744]

"Heathens are the best!" **bangs on suitcase** When you don't wanna get copyrighted😂

[@anitaraggini7695]

8:14 I'M CRAFTING OMF

[@lindalopez8737]

Not so much Same

[@emiloid3239]

Not so much ikr😂😂😂

[@manasvi6960]

whEn i wAs a yOunG bOy

[@yellowpizza36]

[DIL] [HOWELLESTER] He said son when grow up would you be the savior of the broken the beaten and the Damned

[@simone-cy1df]

my emo heart

[@crazyfangirls1015]

I love Phil cover of Heathens, he should collaborate with TØP

[@AmazingPhil]

I think i'm on their blacklist now

[@kiggyville]

I love you Phil

[@sidneysmith206]

+AmazingPhil OMG YOU REPLY TO COMMENTS?!?!?

[@akaashikeijiluvr]

hi phil

[@rich4dinner477]

Notice mi filep

[@emmysoupcan4306]

omg I clicked on my phone and it was MAGICAL!

[@IrisDraws6184]

SAME

[@awkwardmexicanbean]

TRUE AF, OMFFF

[@annalegy]

i thought i was the only one

[@kiahdale3858]

Same and then I seen my friends meme was featured and I screamed

[@md28181]

omg sameee

[@guso.2587]

i missed tatinof.. i was not in the phandom when it came.. IT CAME TO MY FRICKIN STATE OMG I CANNOT. I APOLOGIZE

[@nataszaazsatan4568]

snazzysmølbean Same!

[@notsoamazinggrace7204]

Same. I cried

[@guso.2587]

I'm seeing Interactive Introverts though!

[@karma4975]

Same

[@longlivelester7477]

ME TOO AND I FUCKING CRIED FOR A WEEK

[@lizziekobler3063]

im crying phil just started playing his suitcase and saying heathens are the best

[@kapiiq7953]

yes HES SO ADORABLE

[@alexandratabacu524]

same i literally burst into laughter

[@juliemendez2511]

2 Phil videos 1 week? I've been blessed

[@juliemendez2511]

In 1 week

[@breanatalley9624]

maybe Dan should fuqing do that

[@jacobmelia4903]

ikr same

[@daspaniel8936]

ikr and Dan's video was also not long ago I am so confused and happy

[@kennarose2133]

I HIGHLY AGREE WITH YOUR COMMENT

[@annanguyen393]

Dan and Phil: *mentions tøp and mcr Me: *sheds mcr and tøp tears

[@Lana-kv9io]

Same I had to pause the video for a fangirling moment

[@wisterisum6909]

**mutters** I'm so emo.... I fell apart.... **dies and fades away**

[@eeaw6031]

Same

[@evenpalerr]

Don't cry craft

[@princessamelia5284]

Lol

[@GhostlyGuardians]

Recorded: August 5th Uploaded: September 19th Thanks

[@broccoli4781]

what the hell nobody on the planet says trash receptacle

[@ravensteward40]

Birds that can't fly RIGHT! We say trashcan lol

[@destinyandchicken761]

we say "bin"

[@dianeworden3836]

broccoli I was looking for this comment

[@purpisdus3118]

broccoli I say trash bin.

[@saraoldacc8078]

I say rubbish bin

[@alaska5446]

Dan and Phil join the... WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY MY FATHER

[@jahrdan5407]

TO SEE A MARCHING BAND

[@CrazyDaisyDolls]

MCRX

[@danisnotonchairs5724]

Took me into the city

[@theburrimotwins5389]

To see a marching band HE SAID

[@potteralltheway1]

SON WHEN

[@jacinta6362]

IF WE GOT DAN TO 6 MIL THEN I THINK WE CAN GET PHIL TO 4 MIL #GetPhilTo4Mil

[@divine6867]

yess!

[@x_lile_x9384]

AmazingPhanIsNotOnFire YASS

[@amnamemon9358]

Lets get it treanding on twitter!

[@insertcleverpunhere1017]

AmazingPhanIsNotOnFire We should try and do it by his birthday

[@Elizabeth-Mags]

Jess we did! and then it went downhill for some reason 😖

[@esther-gn9bg]

sometimes, i just have to pause a video of them, close my eyes and think about how beautiful they are. anyone else?

[@beepbeepfaye7124]

toomanyfandoms tocreateausername yep. Me too

[@Jillygirl27]

will they ever age? Are they vampires? They never look different!

[@js2426]

You obviously haven't seen Tan Howell 😂

[@neptumin]

+love lovelyxiomara oh nooo xDD

[@dannyisuseless8859]

Sup

[@kittychesire3533]

Well they are very pale

[@elasmobranchiii5100]

No, they just age backwards, duh!

[@emilyfischbach6283]

OKAY! If anybody else sang Heathens wrong i would kill them, but since it was Phil, it's okay.

[@bnatrual]

phil is amazing...lol But it was really fcking cringey

[@flipflop0121]

all my slow are friends take it heathens

[@5-iwnl-596]

Tell me why you like them so much? They are fucking retarded I can't even sit through 1 vid without cringing atleast 1874929284839829285 times

[@bnatrual]

are you talking about Dan and Phil or tøp?

[@bingobongo7335]

Are you talking about Dan & Phil or tøp? Because tøp isn't cringy at all. And D&P do sightly cringey things from time to time but they are still very funny and entertaining - at least for me :)

[@dontask3497]

"It's ready for preorder" IVE GOT MY CHRISTMAS PRESENTS COVERED! What's that? No one really wants/needs them? Aww too bad *click* I just ordered 56 of them... What a shame... MORE FOR MEEEEEE!

[@dontask3497]

Sorry. I'm tired.

[@sarah-yz5dk]

This comment was art.

[@lolmintywins1485]

I WANT ONE

[@marjoriem5564]

well if you've got any extras i'll take like 28393

[@Peppapantss]

I'm going to ask for it for the Christmases

[@whydoihavesubscribers647]

This is random but I just accidentally hit myself in the face with something

[@Tee-bp9hh]

why do i have subscribers can relate

[@katieo5193]

why do i have subscribers are you phil in disguise

[@celestiagrimm6814]

Was it your phone??-

[@kierynemileehewitt1669]

4:10 Am I the only one who keeps replaying Dan's laugh? Nobody? Okay.

[@cat-co7wf]

no,I keep watching it too

[@nevaehcollette6387]

Saaaaaaaaaaaaame

[@kipperoo7437]

I always rewind Dan's big laughs because it's rare especially the one with "an owl slide" lol

[@jenh2027]

Don't worry... I did too lol

[@thatonegirl6097]

Omfg I did that too 😂😂😂

[@catecrutch]

If they make a cookbook they should call it "whisk"

[@carmelialucas9691]

Omg you just had too didn't you

[@StruckByStars]

"Whisking with D&P"

[@deserteddirectors4821]

Oh lord no

[@xbunni3zx241]

+Phantastic Skeletons YES

[@giovanajanuariodeas]

The Art Of Whisking

[@notfunctioningbackup]

I got DAPGO twice for Christmas

[@LemonRats]

Indira Acharya You should give me one i got no merch or phandom related things this Christmas 😭😭😭

[@guso.2587]

give me one

[@turtlegettingby4433]

I love that two grown men had a full on conversation about beans.

[@tealkerberus748]

And we sit and smile while they debate what sort of bean they are - tol beans.

[@alltimeleahh]

PHILLIP WHERE IS THE NEW UNDERTALE VIDEO. WERE DYING OUT HERE

[@sakilps7282]

Leah Payne YES YES WE ARE

[@CellaBoxCrew]

Leah Payne watch someone else play it, like jacksepticeye, he's done 2 play throughs of it

[@afterthedawn19]

Tastrager OH shut it cos people want to see dan and Phil play it

[@CellaBoxCrew]

Charlotte IsLife but what's the point when someone else has already done it. I actually wrote a big paragraph on this, but KZbin decided to be a bitch and delete it

[@glisteningsorrows915]

ive made an actual dedication not to watch any other youtuber play it because I only want to see them finish it and I don't want spoilers and know what gonna happen, idk is it just me?

[@faellcedaer5034]

Whenever I'm alone, or when I'm feeling grey, there's one place I can go, to brighten up my day

[@cabrinac3166]

The Creator it makes me want to sing. Thats how the show should end. But wouldnt it be good if i........ Could sing it with a friiieeennnnddddd.

[@camilaiglesias9949]

Lolly Pop *SIGH* FINE WHATEVER I GUESS ILL JOIN IN TOOOOOO

[@camilaiglesias9949]

Lolly Pop I MAY GO OUTSIDE, AND FEEL MORE ALIVE. WITHOUT TWITTER, WHERE WOULD I BE?

[@VeryV]

Im is Phil trash #1 I guess I’d be fit I’d stop posting shi-

[@camilaiglesias9949]

VeryVPlayz way to ruin it 😂

[@goroakechieatsrocks416]

accidentally open for tøp

[@goroakechieatsrocks416]

N I C e

[@celestebarahona627]

nice

[@acidangelxXx]

lmao

[@vesface5651]

|-/

[@sabine6844]

|-/

[@telesha8902]

1:48 😂😂 "it's a great, coffee table book" "yeah, toilet book" "door stop" "airplane..reading"

[@lucymay446]

i feel like dan is offically the best selfie taker now

[@gracehagele5462]

supitsaliceagain 18 Dan's good at taking selfies cause he's literally got giraffe arms

[@thefandomfish3071]

When "idea" rhymes with "here" So blessed. So moved. Appreciate.

[@ivysedits3458]

1:03 the same Michael Jackson "ow!" From pinof 7 :'))

[@saturnz6304]

YATOOOOOOO YESSS BEAUTIFUL PROFILE PICTURE I LOVE NORAGAMI KBYE

[@phandomtrash976]

YATOOOOOOOOOO HIYORI. YASSSSS NORAGAMI

[@zip5696]

In America we call them "trash cans" not "trash recepticles" XD

[@alisonb9264]

not anymore

[@alisonb9264]

they do nowww

[@christinahodges8929]

In Canada, we call them garbage cans.

[@chloecurtis8661]

I call them “me”

[@longlivelester7477]

Yes it sounds more.. trashier?

[@pigletwiglet3842]

I find it weird how shrek the full movie is recommended under this video for me 😂

[@raccattacc5657]

Piglet Wiglet I got mlp and Sofia the 1

[@kadie5406]

Piglet Wiglet I have everything wrong with Shrek

[@BridgetteKitten]

Piglet Wiglet omg

[@ambroseandersonmusic]

I got Dan and Phil games videos and a random mystic messenger animatic. (sad because it's the drunk yoosung one)

[@annturner3146]

Piglet Wiglet haha 😂

[@elise3066]

Thank you Phil for uploading on a crappy day, it has been the worst day of my life and I couldn't stop crying. Your video made me smile for 10 whole minutes, thank you so much :)

[@redladyinpurple7373]

i hope your day only gets better from here! I'm sorry it hasn't been a nice one today but just remember that life gets better and you can conquer anything! xx

[@user-ev1uo7sb8n]

really really hope it gets better, my life at the moment isn't great, but just stay strong, and it will be better soon.

[@princessamelia5284]

Awww hope your are ok xx 😘 Dan and Phil make everything better

[@elise3066]

thanks guys :) I hope you had a great day

[@amandaf8561]

woah two videos in one week i feel so blessed

[@_nem]

+

[@SarahNeu123]

RIGHT

[@kat-riddle]

same

[@karleetwiner2229]

My brain timed out for a second, and I thought Dan said, "We had the worst of times and the worst of times." I didn't question it too much.

[@lovepenguin7251]

0:22 been to so many places yet you couldn't come to New Zealand 😢😢🇳🇿🇳🇿

[@lizzie6916]

I KNOW RIGHT OH MY GOD

[@natayliab1266]

Represent fam

[@annijagusch451]

OML YES WHY

[@muddypuddle.]

I cri with you (*´ー｀*)

[@hammondvisuals]

NZ Proud rip

[@Ellpep]

4:11 i love how its still 'our house' even without Dan living there

[@SummerSolemnlySwears]

Since when does Dan not live there?

[@Ellpep]

SummerSolemnlySwears he said 'if you didnt live here that is what our house would look like' when he house plants one came up

[@EMP_Productions]

What? Why isnt he living there anymore?!

[@Ellpep]

/)_- can people please watch the part of the video i said before asking if Dan moved out

[@EMP_Productions]

Ttckdos The Tall Oh...sorry. Yea i saw the part though i was just confused

[@folklore1654]

dan and phil eXPLORE SHREK

[@xex5400]

4:08 it's so genuinely cute when they do that just sksnsksks