Dan and Phil tell a terrifying story about a mutant llama

Dan and Phil of internet fame play the One Word Story Game to celebrate the release of The Amazing Book Is Not On Fire. Awooga. www.sugarscape.com for more..
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[@kekekat212]

"a" "mutant" "....bateria.." *adorable voice crack* "..llaMa.!!"

[@sarahchristine3583]

i was thINKING THE SAME THING. IT WAS SO CUTE😍

[@indeewatson]

My favourite part! =^.^=

[@Elessance]

I replayed it like 100 times ❤️😂

[@Mike-iq6vf]

+Jilly Leigh me too😍

[@Elessance]

+Mila Lambooy it's the cutest thing ever XD

[@myinternetsucks24]

First story that Dan died instead of Phil.

[@aegin1st61]

Phil must be happy XD

[@me.nace.]

Hey! :3 And that's true! xD

[@fanfood5439]

DAN must be so happy. He hates when Phil dies in the fics lol

[@SixtySecondYoga]

+FanFood unless he's writing them!

[@myinternetsucks24]

+SixtySecond Yoga truuuue

[@Victoria-vi3tq]

I love how Dan always has a good story plot in his head and tries to get Phil to complement it but Phil always just says some random ass shit. It's the best thing ever 😂😂😂

[@ayonacatoriwilkie5790]

Queen Victoria ikr me too

[@bofrank9406]

you're telling me that phIL JUST STARES AT DAN'S FACE FOR LONG PERIODS AT A TIME, LONG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO NOTICE THAT HE'S GOT AN EYELASH ON HIS CHEEK HGUFAJETFYGFC THIS IS AMAZING

[@bofrank9406]

AND THEN THEY START ARGUING OVER USING 'BACTIERIA' INSTEAD OF 'LLAMA'???????? THEY SOUND LIKE A MARRIED COUPLE JFC

[@shelbymadison4185]

+Liv Frank because they are a married couple

[@bofrank9406]

***** good point

[@jamison8147]

+Liv Frank I would stare at him so much I would probably just faint or something

[@brogccoli]

Phil: you have an eyelash *reaches for face* Dan: (wow we're at the grooming level)

[@givemeprimelaughter]

+MiaAteYourCookie THAT KILL;ED ME!!!

[@zul873]

that long ass stare when phil was shaking the box, you can feel the freaking tension and the eyelash thing i hatE thEm sO MUCHKSDL

[@oliviataylor4061]

Its just how they are both looking each other in the eyes whilst Phil is doing this. There is another video where Phil is getting interviewed and Dan is sat there giving the microphone a hand job whilst staring at phil

[@zul873]

Olivia Taylor YES OMG

[@megakinga8127]

+Olivia Taylor which interview was that? :D

[@juwy0116]

+Olivia Taylor WHICH VID

[@cosmickai]

WHICH VIDEO?!?!

[@nora8406]

am i the only one that noticed that when phil was shaking the box it was like he was giving a hand job and dan looked at him then at his hands to make him aware of what he's doing.

[@hysteriahipster6968]

+Phan Is My Cocaine He also shook his head at Phil to stop

[@tessaross666]

I've been wondering were these screen shots have been coming from and now I have found the source

[@dorothym.3020]

same

[@Juliana-vh1me]

Same😂

[@enoughthetoast4261]

i wonder what he wished for

[@agustd-onewithyourshit5108]

+EchoTheGhost it probably has five syllables so what is it

[@arafreeman9228]

when phil said "llama" in a really high pitch voice I died

[@SydneyWasHere65]

Actually same 😂😂

[@mr.moneybags776]

I replayed it like 9 times 😂 it sounds so weird after like 3 replays

[@camilaubillagodoy4818]

Phil always says "dog!" in the one word story games hahaha

[@bentedewitte4985]

This is totally a sign that they should get a dog.

[@georgiasimos2363]

+Bente de Witte THE DOG FIC

[@elisevanpelt5510]

WHY is there a fic for EVERYTHING?!

[@camilaubillagodoy4818]

Ellie Van Pelt i know! Stop it!

[@elisevanpelt5510]

Like there is actually a dog fic and its just...

[@lisat2562]

here you can see dans 'bad' side of his face

[@SawyerIsNotPhotogenic]

+Lisa T Except his 'bad' side is beautiful

[@lisat2562]

yupp exactly

[@baileygilliland1613]

+Lisa T panic! makes everything better....

[@lisat2562]

Ayy true

[@McInHeather]

+Lisa T error: not found, please try again

[@XxMazzy]

the eyelash part made me cry

[@5nikoline5]

+Xx Mazzy Cool icon dude

[@bluecoast0606]

I thought I was the only one. :')

[@btspavedtheway4449]

IM DYING I REPLAYED IT TO MANY TIMES

[@SixtySecondYoga]

+Call Me Cadie OMG I JUST IMAGINED DAN AND PHIL RECREATING THAT AND I'M LITERALLY NOT OKAY!

[@XxMazzy]

"you have something in your eye" *leans in* *pokes eye*

[@Liv-uz1dz]

**rolls around on the floor screaming**

[@LarisaMahmutovic]

Me

[@eborafamily]

Instead of rofl that would be raotfs

[@maix6372]

PROTIP

[@buildgodthenwelltalk9075]

Don't scream, craft!

[@wafflezisnotonfire46]

+Panic! At The Twenty One Black Parades love the name

[@emjk19]

REMEMBER PHIL CARES *silently cries tears of joy while rolling around on the floor*

[@alisasierra1440]

don't cry, craft!

[@samd77666]

UN EXCUSE ME BUT IN ONE IF MY FAVE PHANFICS EVER, DAN HAS AN EYELASH ON HIS FACE AND PHIL SEES IT BRUSHES IT OFF AND TELLS DAN TO MAKE A WISH???? THEY JUST MADE A PHANFIC COME TO LIFE??? HELP ME????

[@tomaterjuice5095]

PHIL PICKING THE EYELASH OFF OF DANS FACE MADE ME SCREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@tomaterjuice5095]

IT WAs SO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 0:38

[@beatricegrant3853]

Yasss >.

[@livr9537]

Lol ur name is goals

[@tomaterjuice5095]

Liv R THANK YOU

[@flowerboy1925]

+Hi, my name is [ Dan ] 10/10

[@notyourmum7883]

Roses are red The Internet has drama Dan and Phil tell a terrifying story about a mutant llama

[@Alyssa-xd5zr]

💀

[@bethanyisnotcool2050]

not your mom lmfao

[@tishi389]

Beautiful, true art

[@izzyquizzy9129]

Phil kills off Dan and the world in the same video and here we all were, calling him a ray of sunshine. :)

[@bluepalmer6908]

a death ray of sunshine.

[@eelston1]

I love all of you

[@PhobeBarrymore]

I love how Phil never fails to surprise Dan, and make him laugh. Phil is so happy and carefree, I gave always admired that about him. If you look at Dan, I think he does too...

[@user-rf8zi6cd1b]

came here from tumblr. phandom you are fucking speedy.

[@artsyebonyrose]

same

[@ireallyneedtosneezebutican3199]

came here from green day. that doesnt make any sense.

[@karendolan1445]

Gotta go fast

[@kenzie701]

*Narutos across street*

[@elisabethcarnley2138]

+Karen Dolan GOTTA GO SONIC! PROTIP

[@ediepedi]

Eyelash *winks* ;)

[@user-rf8zi6cd1b]

+ediepedi *eyelash falls out* ..wait

[@echoscott9488]

at 2:21 when Phil got upset that Dan didn't say llama and Dan got mad and said "it was going to infect the whole thing just go with it" they fought like a real couple, their friendship is too cute.

[@isabelscott9605]

*relationship is go cute

[@amityofyouth2418]

i have an important exam tmrw and time is running out but ofc dan and phil is my priority :~)

[@aLittleSummerProject]

+amityofyouth Same, same. Are you in Australia?

[@zowoeyy]

same it's the final exam tou literature

[@rafa-kt5br]

Mine just finished last friday yay!

[@Lena-zx6yy]

+amityofyouth i'm glad i'm not alone. got french exam tomorrow D:

[@papergirll8470]

wait, do you guys not have columbus day off? (i understand if yall are not in america)

[@elenatti]

1:05 anyone else think they were going to say "in 2022 -who was best man at dan and phils wedding-"

[@SilentAnonymity]

"In 2020" * flashbacks to Crabstickz's Geek Week "I Can't Even" *

[@jerbear77]

*2022

[@SilentAnonymity]

Jeri Cutsforth I tried. Blinded by the potential.

[@phanislife6672]

2022* They will be 31 and 35 then I creft (if you don't get it: I cri: Phandom Edition)

[@ng-iy5gm]

THE PHAN IS KILLING ME HOLY CRAP, THE EYE FRICKIN LASH!!!!

[@supremecurt8047]

I like how Dan's face went from normal to slightly pink during the eyelash thing.

[@belli9281]

this video shouldve been called "dan and phil groom each other". I bet the views wouldve gone up like crazy

[@thisisblue5800]

+belu irina omg i was just scrolling down the comments for this vid jajja and i saw your comment and iwas like totally and the omg its that girl we were the same! (about acting fictional conversations!)

[@belli9281]

ThisIsBlue! LOL HI! Its destiny im sure of it XD we should chat!! do you have insta/twitter/pintrest? (ps: seriously were so alike its scary lol)

[@thisisblue5800]

yes jajaja this is so "lolzor xD" i have instagram,@wishingforsomethingbetter

[@cocoabutter1330]

The lama/bacteria argument was the cutest thing ever!! :D

[@SophieHartstein]

2:20 was the cutest thing every I s2g guys

[@samanthapaige8639]

I was watching deep, opinionated debates but once I saw this in my suggestion box I dropped everything to watch a story about a mutant llama

[@panthera_]

When he's shaking the box Dan looks so turned on you can't even deny it

[@artsyebonyrose]

When they were bickering over the llama/bacteria oml I stg I'm dead

[@zowoeyy]

i heard people said that the first person who finds their eyelash would be their lover (i'm not even joking it's actually what my friend told me when we were 8 so)

[@kalpic11]

I think the stories perfectly sum up Phil's brand of weirdness and Dan's reaction to it in every video.

[@NerdmaidFaith]

yes!

[@jendoesnotcare]

**casually sitting here hugging TABINOF hoping my family doesnt suddenly walk in the room**

[@jendoesnotcare]

MY BROTHER JUST WALKED IN AND LOOKED AT ME WEIRD NOOUU YOU DONT UNDERSTAND BROTEHR

[@emma-oz5np]

I bet Dan wished for PHAN to become real one day.

[@Spacerat369]

they compliment each other so well

[@linisnotreal1120]

everyone is talking about that eyelash bit but the part that made me wanna cry was Dan's little whiny voice "just go with it." God he is such a bottom.

[@panicinthephandm9943]

When did he say that?

[@linisnotreal1120]

+Attack On Star Falls 2:23

[@esmevuti]

what the actual faaa, he sounds so weird..

[@i_am_leslie1419]

Lintricia BAM ikr its so cute!!! I kept looking to see who was talking about that!! I'm like not okay 😂

[@mariapolito780]

Lintricia BAM ikr it was so adorable!!!

[@longlivethegays]

phil: you have an eyelash *touches dans face* me: *dies*

[@cerysjones1947]

Dan's face was like 'what' when Phil looks at him for a little too long, then when Phil says about the eyelash he's like 'oh' like it's so normal and I'm like OMG THE PHAN

[@setfiretothesun6564]

"It's says LAMA" Phil you little angel

[@DaraOrtiz]

okay I'm not okay

[@nina-zr7qg]

(I promise)

[@shawnabrown3472]

+Panic! At The Fall Out RomanceIs Phangirl Yasssssss I was thinking the same

[@caesarzeppeli814]

I dont wanna make it, I just wanna-

[@crazy_tulip1552]

I love their cute little argument at 2:23

[@liv304]

i didn't need my phan heart anyways

[@lowcaloriewater1954]

The moment when in the beginning with Phil and Dan's eyelash made me cry a little inside.

[@motheroforanges3082]

Don't cry, craft

[@jennathepeculiar422]

"as the dog" Howelled

[@Shadowthekitty]

The eyelash thing made me feel the feels right where it hurts

[@carleepearce4672]

Was..was that quoting Troye Sivan?

[@Shadowthekitty]

yes >///u///< i wanted to include that in the comment but i wanted people to figure it out on themselves

[@UnBesoDeCristal]

omg YOU QUOTED MY BABY

[@ronir8176]

im watching this in the morning,thanks dad for reminding me to brush my teeth

[@makaylaworley7649]

Omg, Phils face when Dan said, "We're at the grooming leve are we" 0:40 😂😂

[@lxvinglh8029]

"shit you're outing us smh"

[@letsHugElefanten]

Dan's half confused - half terrified look before phil said knee 1:50 xD

[@fanfood5439]

Dan: That wouldn't be good before the book comes out, wouldn't it? Dan: *thinks* *"...or me."*

[@eelston1]

Is it just me or does Dan spend more time looking at Phil during "interviews" than he does paying attention to the other people there?........ Also, Phil is an excellent storyteller.....

[@ceeeal]

THAT EYELASH GRAB KILLED ME

[@gremlinrat420]

I actually do need to brush my teeth. Thanks Phil! :)

[@alyssathunder1786]

Oh my god Dan is so focused on Phil 😍😂

[@TheMoreTheMary_]

Who wouldn't be happy to sacrifice the world for a mutant llama Let's be honest

[@phoebehutchinson3746]

0:35 look at Dan's face when Phil is shaking the themes, you're welcome.

[@luneaurelie]

the "just go with it" that Dan said, omg his voice, ugh I can't

[@iamalimelight2346]

Dan’s facial expressions during the second story was hilarious. 😂😂😂

[@AztecPrincess]

Is it bad that I kept replaying the bit when they were bickering about either a bacteria or a Llama...

[@nia4258]

coughcough I'm not Okay video, Frank and the cheerleader scene- 0:38 coughcough

[@myblackrevenger]

Only killjoys will understand. lol 😂

[@athenapotter9489]

PHIL IS FRANK LET THE FANFICS BEGIN PLZ

[@baileygilliland1613]

killjoys will be the only ones screaming with joy

[@elizalr6162]

That is exactly what I thought!!!!

[@fruityeel]

Okay but Phil mentioned brushing teeth and I need to go to bed so I honestly feel so great and legit thanked him for that wow

[@stanloona4598]

"where at the grooming stage are we"~ Dan Howell

[@jem8542]

I just love the way Phil kept glancing at the camera and Dan couldn't take his eyes off Phil agghh I'm screaming

[@mhizzle4967]

The one dislike is obviously the mutant llama XD

[@lilz2449]

Lol I was just about to brush my teeth. Thanks Phil😂😂😂

[@Alexandra-lv1tu]

Same

[@SamgirlSpeaks]

Dan just casually leans further away from Phil as if suddenly afraid Phil will explode instead of the Earth.

[@TasteThaKayla]

"Wow, at what level of grooming are we?"

[@jctrash]

I love how dan is looking at phil most of the time

[@alysaur]

2:24 "Just go with it" -Domestic phan at its finest

[@BreeCrystal]

they're literally so married im

[@suazim1494]

Phil would rather make Dan Kayne's dog then his first lady :3

[@LaraWhitehead1602]

the way they kind of argue 2:22 is so cUTE

[@Charmainetr]

Who else watched all 3 videos and focussed on if they drank their water/how much they drank?

[@liliakristine9296]

It's so adorable how Phil just casually picks up Dan's eyelash asdfghjkl kill me

[@pichirobi]

Phil is so enthusiastic and adorable and Dan is so serious I CAN'T

[@illyicecream]

Their little "fight" at 2:23 is so adorable! Phil lookes so annoyed & offended & Dan is just like "I know what I'm doing OMG!!1!!"

[@niadied]

Millions of the PHANDOM have not seen this and I pity them

[@justanotheryoutubeaccountn1787]

I would have expected the eyelash bit to be in a lot more fan edits! Not that I spend a majority of my life watching them......

[@maxeve3330]

Suuuuure

[@Majo2011G]

I love this one word story, like the one they make of Herbert the squirrel. hahahaha now that I remember that story was going so well until Phil say dogs

[@andreateres3743]

We'd love to have you in America Dan.

[@Shellfish0903]

"we're at the grooming level" EXCUSE ME WHILE I GENTLY FALL OFF A CLIFF THEY ARE SO MARRIED

[@redbirdbutch]

DANdelion Okay *takes off llama hat* I'll show myself out

[@katarzynamichalik6024]

I love how Phil's making up literally the whole plot of the llama story and Dan's just adding words like "the", "and" "with" :x

[@Grace-tj3vo]

when he says just deal with it at 2:24 he looked so pissed lmao im laughing

[@D2222.]

He said just go with it lol

[@2sakiss]

Someone should make these stories come to life in the form of a film or book, or both..........I would pay so much money for that 😂

[@ButtonsAndPillows]

Okay, for real tho. I want Dan's wardrobe, that jacket is awesome.

[@musiclover4life6]

This gave me heart palpitations. Phil's voice when Dan said bacteria instead of llama.

[@oliviapullen3651]

I was literally brushing my teeth when he said that

[@u6.6u]

SAME😂

[@koreenamypaul5858]

PHIL: “Make a wish” DAN: Mumbles “I wish to marry Phil ”

[@grymdevil]

I love Phil's sense of humor and Dan's laugh

[@Leif265]

Phil got close to becoming Dan with those endings

[@lovehttyd8189]

Just remember. These guys are fully grown men...BUT THEYRE TOO ADORABLE

[@pleaseleave1468]

soz g2g dad told me to clean my teeth

[@zzekko]

1:05 thought he was gonna say 2022 D:

[@AlyaAriff21]

PHIL'S VOICE CRACKING WHEN HE SAYS 'llama" MY HEART OMFG

[@rizzalouise4291]

I really hope theyre having a good sleep especially dan.

[@newtobts6221]

the way phil says llama at 2:22 i just **inhales** **exhales** **smiles** what a nice day to live

[@shannon8407]

Adorable😙

[@elshootingstar]

I JUST HAD SURGERY AND IT HURTS TO LAUGH SO WHY AM I WATCHING THIS

[@adibakhanaastha1439]

When Phil took the eyelash out of Dan's face i made an inhuman noise