Dan and Phil try PUMPKIN CARVING!

We try to carve pumpkins of our own faces and survive the video with all of our limbs intact!
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HAPPY HALLOWEEN! Or HAPPY DAY if you are watching this in July

[@Faith_Soprano]

"Daddy, can you help me with the pumpkin?" "Yes, this is the body of Denise, I murdered her 25 years ago, she was your real mother." So, that child is...at least 25?

[@noname-sf3vq]

i was thinking about it too

[@Faith_Soprano]

DG A, thank you, that makes me feel less like an obnoxious nitpicker.

[@314oclock7]

Hahaha

[@cheekyliver]

i’m so glad someone else picked up on this

[@last_living_soul_]

It literally screamed because my name is Denise 😂👏

[@claraodonnell8050]

“Gimme ur iPhone *or ill scoop ya* “ - Daniel James Howell 2k18

[@Becca-96]

Needs to be on a tshirt

[@MelinaKhaldoun]

My future yearbook quote

[@jasbep4118]

*jAmEs h0wArD* ok I’ll go lmao

[@promethanol4162]

“Stabbing things is fun!” “For legal reasons, that’s a joke”

[@mau6068]

ραllιƨ is stressed 😂😂 ayyyy

[@kriaallison]

For serious indian mafia please don't - i'll leave

[@kriaallison]

@Tomboy Crazy another cultured person

[@alexiapenaflorida6828]

Im sorry bout the memes

[@jackie5206]

@@kriaallison congratulationsss

[@moonfairy3127]

Dan :"I'm not getting too emotionally attached to mine" Also Dan :"I'm really bonding with it already "

[@tessadroll5621]

" That's because pumpkin spice is just cinnamon and lies, Phil." -Dan, Halloween 2018

[@craft_nerd]

cinnamon and lies will be the name of my band if I ever start one

[@kiingteddy]

that quote is now gonna be on my ig bio 😂

[@twatcentral564]

Fun quotes form this videos “ testicles” “ flags this you have a responsibility” “It’s time to get deep” “It’s a lot stickier than I remember” “ pumpkin spice is cinnamon and lies” “It’s so wet” “ Phil’s going in raw” “This is an ASS pumpkin” “AHAHAHAHAHAH” *snort* “ yack” “This is some vore roll play” “This pumpkin is my self esteem...empty” “I’m doing hippo dan” “I can’t believe you invented drag” “I was a sexy emo” And last but not least “ oOf” And “WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING” This has been twat central and thank you for listening to my ted talk

[@lahellokittyy]

“Stabbing these little babies to death”

[@_s0ft.din0_19]

Twat Central *-VORE-*

[@naome3904]

GIMME THE IPHONE OR ILL SCOOP YA

[@haleyrose2390]

7:42 not a specific quote but um...

[@philtrash2303]

I could only imagine what their neighbors think

[@bl00dy_gh0st]

Who else is watching in October 2020 please tell me im not the only one?

[@kriyab4071]

It's an annual tradition

[@ilanagardi2822]

I'm seeing them on my recommended and I keep getting heart attacks thinking that they've posted again ..but nope😣

[@sarahsparks6573]

*waves* Hello, fellow 2020 people-

[@hope_adl9846]

Yeppp😭😭😭

[@LisaMariaGravity]

I am!

[@sarahanne6985]

I like how he murdered Denise 25 years ago yet she has a child who sounds about 5

[@gennasantaquilani4863]

Lmao! Didn't notice that. 😆

[@saddog6456]

The man absorbed Denise’s eggs and had a child asexually

[@imliterallyjesse]

@@saddog6456 science 🤠

[@lyra9988]

@@saddog6456 what the fuck?

[@kristaclark447]

new math

[@greatwhitesharkwriter7563]

"That's because pumpkin spice is just cinnamon and lies"

[@majorcrayon8515]

i thought he said lice😭😭😭😭😭

[@esteederycke5926]

"He is beauty, he is grace" "He has the better version of my face" *died*

[@joyrenataw8171]

👋👋👋👋🙏🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kanina887]

Whose back for Halloween 2019? Mourning spooky week

[@fairylen7385]

I love your profile pic! The best team! Although we didn't do too good this season... 😐

[@joaniegabalski6722]

Kiana wait spooky week isn’t happening anymore?!😱 why? That was my favorite part of dan and Phil.😭

[@cordeliax8972]

f

[@danial8271]

F

[@myhoney111clara]

F

[@ccassyyyx1346]

“Calm down there bub” - dan. WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS

[@med3573]

ccassyyy X RIGHT I HAD IT BEFORE BUT PLEASE GIVE ME THE TIME XOXO

[@ccassyyyx1346]

medisnotonfire THERE YOU GO XOX 18:45

[@Maddie-tp4tv]

ccassyyy X legit why has no one noticed this

[@gremlin751]

I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT

[@maddison5765]

There so freaking cute idc if they’re just friends or not THATS SO ADORABLE

[@grilche6116]

I can’t believe dan has been in his costume for 11 years

[@rehksthemess9800]

This is the blessed comment of the season

[@blue_j1687]

That was like crappy sand paper, smooth

[@mars_juniper]

this comment needs more attention

[@boo4597]

sᴀᴍᴇ

[@k.sharma6104]

He was p r e p a r e d

[@fishmilk493]

*"How many babies are in us right now?* Phil there's no need to remind everyone you're a cannibal.

[@britnii113]

He could be saying he's preggo *ya know*

[@giadalabate2766]

@@britnii113 Mpreg fic

[@whytho8856]

omg lmaoo

[@fancyoil216]

I like how every time Phil makes an inappropriate “joke” it’s a huge deal with a sound effect, but when Dan is inappropriate it’s

[@farwarter]

@Emily Hume you really scared the shit out of me with this joke dude

[@aura8808]

@Emily Hume Timmy

[@Venus-gh9gp]

@@aura8808 oh shi-

[@jostewart3192]

If Phil doesn’t make Halloween baking this year I swear tg I will... respect his decision and understand that he’s a human being, but I’ll be sad

[@katiet8477]

yeah ❤️

[@Dicen_Delirio]

Same :>

[@hailey_8242]

Heheh

[@wouldntyouliketoknow1183]

Well I'm not sure about baking, but he did answer one of the most important questions of the age. "Does pumpkin spice go with everything?"

[@dominicselbow2001]

I hope he does a baking video this year

[@thatmossymoo]

They’ve given up on baking. Oh no Gordon Ramsey really did get to them...

[@carlyshay9565]

What are you

[@carlyshay9565]

An idiot sandwich🍔

[@lupe937]

You fucking doughnut 🍩 of course you don’t microwave a fucking salad 🥗 😂😂😂

[@zaphie7857]

@@lupe937 my favorite insult of his.

[@kianaalexis5004]

Gordon Ramsey? What does he have to do with this?

[@logannlovesrestoration]

“ we will never be those instagram people, phil. and *chances are if you’re watching this, you ain’t either* ” hurt.

[@FF5FLYLEAFSOULEATER]

He called me out. I wasnt ready

[@yadalane]

yOOOO HAHA i felt personally attacked lmfao

[@annabel7896]

_why is it true tho_

[@SeleneLedezma]

the truth hurts

[@zamilahumer1653]

Had to pause the video for a moment to let that sink in. Ouch.

[@absolutely_nobody28]

Phil: what do you have Dan: *A KNIFE* Phil: *n o*

[@ale_guadarrama]

"We are not those Instagram people" "The chances are if your watching this your not either" 😤😔 the truth hurts

[@Marshmallowcupcake10]

Also imagine being the person who told Phil to draw on cat whiskers in pinof 1 and started their whole cat whisker thing

[@moobloom4817]

Imagine the power that person withholds

[@Anime-mi9xo]

I wonder if Phil’s first subscriber still watches them 🤔

[@_spilled_milk_pro-champion3871]

Anime 456 don't worry, I do. Jk that wasn't me.

[@fryelover]

@@Anime-mi9xo They're friends, so probably.

[@gitoshrisen7687]

I always think about that person!!

[@deepa1116]

Dans little ‘ hi how you doin’ LITERALLY HAS ME SCREECHING HOW COULD THIS GROWN ASS MAN BE SO ACUTE

[@ramblchat55]

'Acute', I see what you did there

[@lunchisserved05]

I know

[@arcticslayer606]

Hi howl you doing

[@purplewalls261]

I replayed it so many timessss

[@kyleesanders27]

r I GH T?!

[@alexfsayshi5279]

So it’s now October 1st 2019 and I feel obligated to watch this now

[@meelliottw]

It is now October 1st 2020

[@sproutse]

@@meelliottw its been 2 years 😔

[@shroom9982]

It’s gonna be Halloween 2020. U watching it again?

[@80yearsold23]

A year later, and my life is falling apart and their content is the last thing keeping me sane 😭

[@Griffinator2001]

Poison Wilde same 😔

[@nabzz7026]

Who's here to cry because it's almost been 2 years 🤪

[@_mcj_3529]

It's now 2 years 😭😭😭

[@nabzz7026]

Oh noes 😔😔😔

[@pho_is_not_interesting]

(violent crying)

[@brooke-4650]

I come back and watch this every year

[@xnikkinix7100]

This is literally just DanAndPhilCRAFTS but with more innuendos in high quality

[@michaelfixedsys7463]

Quipplecake And less Satan

[@jainarao3158]

I'm sorry everyone is dying at the innuendos and I'm crying in laughter over Dan dropping thr camera in the pumpkin

[@buddyboog6661]

*hi...how ya doin..?*

[@emjay600]

I couldn’t get over “yOU MAd LaD”

[@badjokes1016]

I pretty much just died laughing at 13:57 I don't know why

[@jerryqueer]

SAME SJDNSJSJSK

[@nateuhhh]

unrelated, i was the thousandth like and I feel legendary

[@alex-fs9yt]

*No one:* *Pumpkin-pregnant Dan: ma baybee*

[@dayschange2]

Everything is Phil's child. Someone needs to draw a family portrait. Phil, Dil, Steve, Norman, Simon, the pumpkin, and all the others. Please.

[@jassann6076]

"This pumpkin is my self esteem. Empty." - this is so relatable!

[@arcticslayer606]

jass ann yassss queen

[@allaboutyuzu]

I was not expecting Dan and Phil to bring up testicles while carving pumpkins

[@franziska9260]

You should have been, though

[@allaboutyuzu]

K. M. Scythe that’s true tbf

[@lilian.embucgo]

I like how Dan dropped everything to listen to Phils story at 11:47 - very attentive.

[@birdiehicks3925]

fun fact: pumpkins are technically considered berries i'll see myself out

[@imliterallyjesse]

w o t

[@Youdontneedtoknowwhy]

I cannot believe I finally found someone else who accepts this as fact. Thank you

[@imliterallyjesse]

@@Youdontneedtoknowwhy HOW PLS EXPLAIJ

[@Youdontneedtoknowwhy]

@@imliterallyjesse "Berry" by definition according to Encyclopaedia Britannica: "Berry, in botany, a simple fleshy fruit that usually has many seeds, such as the banana, grape, and tomato. As a simple fruit, a berry is derived from a single ovary of an individual flower. The middle and inner layers of the fruit wall often are not distinct from each other."

[@imliterallyjesse]

@@Youdontneedtoknowwhy NO WAY OMG MY BRAIN IS FRIED

[@s-aga]

dan: someone’s just gonna take this video.. without the video.. and just the sounds are gonna be disgusting _it only took you like ten baking videos to realise this._

[@elijahisundead]

Yea.. I feel always bad for people in my house at the time in the other room..

[@wittyusernamesareacryforva4748]

The scariest thing about this video was the sheer volume of quotable phrases...

[@kafkaeskewelt1226]

„One thick p“ ~ Phil Lester, 2018

[@kylablair-hamill9532]

"I'm close dan"... "you're close too" ~ Phil 2018

[@argenting]

I agree

[@argenting]

Can't have a dan and phil video without some questionable things said

[@purplewalls261]

Jungwoo Snoopy that is the truest thing i've ever heard (edit: lol just noticed that you stan nct slsjdkdk you are truly an intellectual my friend)

[@katp4ws]

"Daddy? Could you help me with my pumpkin?" "YeS! tHiS iS tHe BoDy Of DeNiSe ThAt I mUrDeReD 55 yEaRs AgO- She was your real Mother"

[@samhitha5365]

It’s 25-

[@RumorsG]

@@samhitha5365 lol

[@abikailee]

pov: youre here a year later, rewatching, to cope with your emotional trauma yeah

[@quinn5130]

I’m watching videos for nostalgia (not just Dan and Phil, but mostly them) and I’m crying for every one. I want to go back! 😣

[@bangtanswagdaddys678]

“Umm calm down there bub” - Daniel Howell 2018

[@sarahskarratts2560]

Oml I thought I was the only one who picked up on it

[@angryarmpit]

time stamp?

[@bangtanswagdaddys678]

steph 18:48

[@maxmonroe4176]

Army ayy

[@erinIs]

*sobs*

[@jayjayisawesome3106]

"I wonder how many babies we have in us now" -Phil Lester 2018

[@starhasasword5223]

Lol

[@jjsmith6326]

NOT CALLING PHILLY THIS BUT DAMN THAT SOUNDED SLUTTY😂

[@starhasasword5223]

@@ghxstely wow

[@twylamercy5246]

youtube: recommends this to me: me: *its that time of the year again*

[@mxdnxght_moor]

Rewatching this bc Halloween is coming up in a few days and I have to say this is some real life foreshadowing for Phil's new haircut. That is LITERALLY his new hair from this year carved into that pumpkin FOUR YEARS AGO.

[@jaiyac6420]

LITERALLY WHAT I FIRST THOUGHT

[@juice4989]

“calm down there bub” is the cutest thing said in this video

[@audreydoyle5268]

Juice 🍉 I thought I was the only one who noticed!

[@nevermindneverland6031]

Audrey Doyle Me too!

[@annikazara1367]

when was ittt

[@jaimeefaee]

i cried

[@annikazara1367]

Audrey Doyle thank youu

[@patblack781]

You... you could take so many quotes out of this video that are just....... I don't even know where to start

[@sadherring]

Imagine all the Twitter and Tumblr posts with quotes at the bootom of a gif or a screenshot only from this video

[@alysonnguyen7592]

Pat Black “I’m going stick my fingers in my eyebrows” yep

[@alexplaysgames8612]

PHIL:im close Phil:your close too Dan:testicles

[@leenk8324]

“I’m getting close, Dan” 👀

[@patblack781]

@Amber Brooke Thank you (:

[@coffeemango._]

who’s back here in october 2020 for some nostalgia cause we miss dan?

[@speedroidterrortop5391]

Phil: Why doesn't it smell like pumpkin spice? Dan: Because pumpkin spice is made out of cinnamon and LIES Phil Me after buying pumpkin spice Pop Tarts

[@hoanglinh1795]

"We are not those Instagram people" "The chances are if your watching this your not either" 😤😔 the truth hurts

[@appycooper9727]

Phil: "so wet" Dan: "Oh my god your actually just going in... Phils going in raw people!" SO MANY INUENDOS IM CRYING!

[@thediamondfox6432]

Lol in the beginning Phil said "I'm getting close Dan"

[@apocalypticcandy9483]

Im seven minutes in and my mind has gone wild. Whyyyy

[@miralostinwords9703]

INuendos

[@gracieisokay6879]

"GIMME YOUR IPHONE, OR I'LL *SCOOP* YA!" -Daniel Howell, October 31st, 2018

[@boredtsarpunkfan6932]

scooping is no joke. i accidentally stabbed myself with a pumpkin scooper and i was dripping blood and now have a scar.

[@daniellec.8903]

Dan: “I went as a sexy emo..” Me: Dan, you’re always a sexy emo.

[@paigerobertson3789]

anyone else here in September 2020 trying to remember the good times?

[@oliviarose7399]

"He's beauty He's grace *_He has a better version of my face"_* Can we get that shit on my gravestone *Thanks*

[@katieg102]

Olivia Rose same

[@greentea4617]

I ruined the 666 no crafting here

[@plestrange511]

To be fair if someone said that you probably would 😂😂

[@gnome7534]

phil's face after looked slightly offended

[@helendakota3331]

honestly me too bro

[@TheWhiterose91]

"That's because pumpkin spice is just _cinnamon and lies_ Phil." Ffs Dan I can't with you 😂

[@violetlight826]

Omg I'm trying to find this again and I can't find it what's the timestamp

[@samueljenkins2285]

13:58 The feral energy of this is astounding

[@tajka4869]

Phil - “ but that’s the first edge of my quiff” Me - “ so it’s a quedge” *hysterical laughing and disappointed noises*

[@droolpuppy1398]

Phil is either high on drugs and I want some of the same stuff or he's so ridiculously happy that he just can't stop giggling and I...want some of the same stuff.

[@annabel7896]

Ok true but Dan laughs so much too I think they're both on drugs *where can I find me some*

[@Binxie_]

dan makes phil ridiculously happy you didn't hear it from me

[@hattiesimpson1082]

Dan and Phil making inappropriate noises for 20 mins

[@whytho8856]

+innuendos

[@kamala7692]

Do you mean: all of their videos?

[@llamaglitter]

Yep, you guessed it... It`s that time of year again. - October, 2021.

[@sadlasagna]

it’s been a year and a half and 3:31 still bothers me so much. HOW can a mother of a little kid be dead 25 years prior??? DAN WHERE DID YOUR NEURONS END

[@ludi8190]

Alternate Title: Dan and Phil Make Innuendos while Carving Pumpkins for 20 Minutes Straight

[@franziska9260]

Alternate Title: Dan and Phil Somehow Make Pumpkin Carving 18+

[@nekovannox]

20 minutes "Straight"

[@EmIdc]

EriiaTheNeko this is funnier now

[@Multilipstik]

”I’m getting close Dan” ”Let’s do it together” “This is the last time we’re touching knives” “It’s a lot stickier than I remember” “I’m going in” “It’s really satisfying after you start” “Ohhhhhh... Derekkkk...” “Calm down there bub” ... ...

[@elviralacour7838]

Elizaveta Uvarova this whole video was just a smut

[@whytho8856]

ohhh nooo ive been dying through this entire video sooo many innuendos...

[@yaboi3912]

“Phils going in raw”

[@Babyteef]

Derek Discanio is quaking

[@Jadez1207]

*"It's quite an intimate experience"*

[@rileyv6140]

Phil: “Stabbing things is fun” Dan: for legal reasons “that’s a joke” 4:35

[@Memily23]

Between Dan sniffing candy, Phil talking about dead bodies and all the moans I think this is the most chaotic Dan and Phil video (danandphilcrafts don't count)

[@ellabirak3444]

He is beauty He is grace He has a better version of my face ...

[@leirawhitehart1236]

Best quote in my opinion.

[@onyxgray3477]

I thought he was going to say: He is beauty He is grace He is Dan's face

[@millierose6321]

*Dan and Phil being sexually inappropriate for 20 minutes straight*

[@annabel7896]

*how did I fukin know someone was going to point out straight*

[@boyo5455]

Shut up 🤐

[@aperson-er9od]

That time when you haven't even watched the video but you still like this comment because it's true about every one of their vids

[@kitchensinkchronicles3272]

forget the post baking universe, it's all about the post pumpkin carving universe now with all these innuendos

[@kriaallison]

@@annabel7896 its the phandom mate

[@mysterysunfurled]

This is a comfort video

[@eloise.kennedy]

"calm down there bub" 18:47 its adorable i cant

[@willowslays803]

Can someone make a “Dan and Phil make inappropriate joke for 10mins straight” thank you for ur service

[@liv8007]

Taylor Hayes *just plays this video*

[@keirabroderick1545]

Taylor Hayes i mean you’re already watching a 20 minute one

[@nicole-ds6gx]

"Phils going in raw people"

[@rubyink7314]

Taylor Hayes there’s actually nothing straight about it 😂

[@savannahvrakking4780]

@@rubyink7314 Thank you for this comment

[@jacksonguidry1272]

“omg it’s so wet” “phil’s going in raw people”

[@abby5203]

16:06 at this angle Phil’s pumpkin looks like a screaming baby 😜

[@mr-idiot]

18:48 im literally about to start crying thats feaking adorable

[@seriah16]

“These pumpkins are my self esteem. Empty.” Same Dan, same.

[@skeleteleportation8043]

Well they're filled with air and a few seeds

[@prettyoddisabop]

"I was a sexy emo" mate, you still are

[@valerieanevey]

Bloody hell 😂 (1) You are right, so right (2) I love your name. P!ATD is great!

[@seriah16]

Honestly tho

[@claudebarker9478]

Phil: "What's a sexy emo?" Me: Y O U. A N D. D A N! 😊

[@bubbleshugs670]

Pretty Odd is a Bop fuckkk it’s true

[@ArabellaGloria]

Pretty Odd is a Bop okay kill me with the profile pic why don’t ya

[@numiii9600]

I forgot about that beginning and wow that was serotonin

[@anaclaranunes9900]

who’s here after phil’s pumpkin spice video?

[@karolagomez_]

“Im getting close dan” *moans* Philip Lester i swear to Jesus THE INNUENDOS ARE DISTURBING

[@annaleev674]

UwU Yoongi WHEN WAS THISSSS??? I must knowwww...for research purposes

[@annaleev674]

Never mind!! I found it. It’s GLORIOUS

[@xXxYaszMyxXx]

@@annaleev674 4:54, There u go

[@victoriaasoto4145]

ok but yoonmin

[@karolagomez_]

victoriaa soto okay but yes

[@JustaPhan]

i need a full length movie on the murder of Denise 25 years ago

[@Empty_Echo]

I'd watch it

[@sophiegrant628]

It is 3 am in June 2022 and I'm binging dan and Phil. I have no regrets

[@alyssagouthro3908]

1:57 "But we could've been those Instagram c o u p l e s" the demon phannie in me is awakening

[@emerybryn]

“I was a sexy emo” ..dude me too though?!?

[@finnyh6235]

that's honestly a whole ass mood

[@irllydobjaxtho3731]

@@finnyh6235 I stan ur user

[@watermelonbaby2223]

I am a sexy emo

[@isabellasilvera9200]

Wolfy 57286 SAME

[@FunGhoul69]

i'm still emo

[@rosasickles]

oh my god the amount of innuendos in this video, how is this still monetized?

[@isobel6739]

They're probably on Google preferred so they're more likely to get ads

[@chiisuchi1102]

they’ve been waiting all year for this too

[@kb7208]

RIGHT XD

[@Bunnymoonstone]

I'm shook 😂 😂 😂

[@itsjohndell]

They don't need monetization anymore.

[@Froggie936]

The best joke ever made Dan- give me your iPhone or I'll scoop ya (I love you videos guys keep going)

[@EuphoricLumiix]

Here mourning spooky week in 2020

[@jessvision8817]

Same rip spooky week 🥺

[@prettyoddisabop]

dont cry, carve

[@shadowestrella1351]

S T A B B I N G T H I N G S A R E F U N

[@amyporter8938]

Pretty Odd is a Bop YOU ARE RIGHT, PRETTY ODD IS A FREAKING 🅱️OP

[@itslaciex5316]

a m y I couldn’t get into it tbhhh

[@arnelasemsa1072]

Pretty Odd is a Bop hey moon, please forget to fall down

[@ellieb4854]

SHARP AND MESSY

[@eursubscript8883]

Dan: testicles Phil: *looking around nervously* what about them?

[@Finni-boy]

;3

[@kyuliter6602]

5:47

[@pinkpacey8677]

he needs that monetization

[@avadubbs1160]

Shook

[@smelly.catboy]

‘D-dan? The camera is on...’

[@lulu-eq7pe]

"calm down there, bub" - dan howell 2018

[@jabourq]

I'm so mad this showed up in my feed in 2023 I was so hyped

[@katherinegrace7336]

"How many babies are in us right now" Phil. Why.

[@imorgue]

*”GIMME YER IPHONE, OR ILL SCOOP YA!”* **Violently scoops the air**

[@londongirl2768]

Drink Bleach imma be that person: I read that as i heard it

[@leechee2495]

DAMMIT i wanted to comment this :')

[@whytho8856]

lol

[@sharnalouisa7006]

Sooo scary

[@imorgue]

Annie14 aye you commented on both my comments 💕

[@beepbeepwhore94]

18:48 DAN CALLED PHIL BUB HOW ADORABLEEEEE

[@sofia2621]

HOW HAVE I NEVER REALIZED THAT

[@beepbeepwhore94]

I NEVER NOTICED TILL THEN

[@banjotiger0000]

No one: Phil: I like to think I look a bit like a pumpkin anyway.

[@noodledoodle6032]

but if you think about it.... he kinda does

[@MonarchsFactory]

Phil has never sounded SO Northern as he did while saying "how many babies are in us right now?"

[@MonarchsFactory]

"Gimme the cigarette. I'm smoking it." -- I stand corrected

[@user-hh1ki8xb2i]

5:50 oh my god you’re right

[@sarahtapler8339]

I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING

[@avafranchi4021]

I THOUGHT THAT TOO HAHA

[@beebupp]

"What about the axe in yehr 'ead?" That too

[@hannah-ef2ce]

for someone who started the nose first on a pumpkin (which is just a tragedy in itself,) Dan actually did a decent pumpkin

[@_bebeboudeur_]

i was like "you're supposed to draw first then carve??" but i guess they've got more skills than i do :')

[@presleyrainsoklahoma]

HAPPY HALLOWEEN 2021!

[@cometstaffy271]

Happy Halloween 🎃!

[@neelyfraser-snoddon9524]

**cue the 5th dan and phil marathon of the year**

[@ruthless3253]

"you are more beautiful than the pumpkin you think you look like" is such a sweet way to end the video tbh

[@JERBYTUBE]

So does that mean they actually have matching aprons because Dan said about not wanting to wear the same one as Phil because it'd be embarrassing?

[@jinxx9154]

Probably

[@greeneyesmetblack]

I think Phil just bought his and Dan decided not to buy that.

[@bloomwrites]

No he meant they can't wear the aprons they've worn before

[@rhi.fitzpatrick]

I love your Randy profile pic

[@luciacowen3894]

*s p o o p y*

[@megalisa830bright6]

"A pumpkin, from a botanist's perspective, is a fruit because it's a product of the seed-bearing structure of flowering plants. Vegetables, on the other hand, are the edible portion of plants such as leaves, stems, roots, bulbs, flowers, and tubers. Because pumpkins are less sweet and more savory from a culinary perspective, we categorize them as a vegetable." Pumpkins are a part of the Cucurbitaceae family, along with other squash like zucchini and butternut.

[@dragonflywarrior3932]

not me watching this oct 8 2020 and weeping

[@witchoforacles]

*DANS SNORT AT **8:15** IM SCREAMING*

[@chiary.is.not.amazing5760]

THAT'S THE CUTEST THING OH MY GOD

[@LadyPugs-tg5fm]

Aww

[@laranzoinks1634]

i replayed it several times

[@hosseokjin8685]

*UWU INTENSIFIES*

[@ohhnoheshooot5641]

charlotte cactussssss

[@valh3532]

"we will never be those instagram people, phil. and chances are if ur watching this u aint either" wow thanks for calling me out like that dan

[@theresafarr7089]

honestly though i felt attacked

[@Bunnymoonstone]

I mean it hurts but it's true. My Instagram is a disgrace. 👍

[@heatherdaniel8680]

mel I read that as dan said it but like same

[@LauXstamp]

I KNOW RIGHT

[@ShitBiscuitt420]

Raise your hand if you feel personally victimized by Dan Howell

[@DashOfGinger_]

did anyone else get this recommended to them just now and think they came back :')

[@elijahisundead]

18:48 “bub” OH MY GOD HAVE YOU EVER HEARD ANYTHING MORE WHOLESOME-