Dan Le Batard's Championship Spurs RANT 2013

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RANT PROVIDED TO YOU BY DAN LE BATARD OF 790 THE TICKET MIAMI. WE DO NOT OWN THIS SOUND BITE.

[@stevenlaughlin4814]

Watching this in 2019 and still the best rant of all time

[@Nidhogg]

Would kill for video of Dan's red, sweaty face as he's delivering this.

[@eboooo]

Fat too

[@FlashNumba3]

"Joel Anthony has as many rings as Wilt Chamberlain" - Best part.

[@razkable]

+FlashNumba3 jarvis varnado has more rings than barkley ewing reggie miller......karl malone stockton...want me to continue...iverson nash....

[@aproffittable]

Asmosis Jones No we don’t want you to continue

[@andrewmeyers9457]

The best part was the Virgin Islands thing 😂😂😂

[@chrisr5462]

God i wish there radio show was on tv when he did this lol

[@Maxx61]

"You have a quaint boat that takes nice tourists down the riverwalk... we have a Bang Bus." Classic.

[@eddiedelamaza11]

"America runs on Duncan. Diaw runs to Dunkin." HILARIOUS

[@DrPhilipJarrett]

2014. Come on. I need one more of these.

[@rilesmcguiles]

Still gold in 2019/2020

[@michaelc7214]

And still in 2021!

[@Nvn986]

"Norris Cole has two titles in two NBA years.. BILL RUSSELL HE'S COMING TO GET YA!" LMAO this may be the best rant ever

[@dco419]

😂😂😂 still funny 4 years later

[@razkable]

Shane battier simply can't play ..haaaaaaahahhahaahhaha

[@razkable]

Stugotz saying we are the Trojans is so dumb....we my ass...he is such a fraud knicks fan new York bred transplant who happens to live and work in miami...thank God his mets rangers Knicks and jets have given him 0 titles to root for in the modern era ...1 since the 80's...he can suck it ...5 losses in finals

[@Kruppt808]

I listen to this whenever the "noise" around Lebron gets way to ridiculous. Reminds me that the gas bags don't know anything and they just want to create content .

[@aproffittable]

ltachi526 Coochie* dawg haha

[@erikludwig7817]

This was f*#@#ng HILARIOUS!!!! I didn't expect it when I first heard it live. It caught me off guard, but this was the most memorable of rants I'd ever heard. Much props Le Betard!! Oh,.....GO HEAT 2014!!!!

[@Triggahappy1230]

"We have a million ANTONIOOOOOSSSSS!!!!!"

[@joseboyer4364]

Im watching this in 2020 !!! Just love it

[@driftracerr34]

If only ESPN could play this.

[@Flamalenurse]

"LEBRON PULLED OUT HIS EVA-DONG-ORIA AND OUI OUI ALL OVER YOUR DREAMS!" Best rant ever!

[@badjohnnyisbad]

"remember the a la mode !" real tears were shed

[@ericherrera9746]

End of an era. LeBatard is the GOAT

[@AllPureSkill]

"We have a bang bus" GOAT

[@tits_mcgee1510]

The Eva Dongoria line is far and away the best line on this imo. Still fucking funny in 2022 Go Heat!

[@significantnobody823]

Love this. Need more

[@rsc07c]

If you listen to Dan's show/you're from south Florida you know this is all in good fun. Absolutely hilarious stuff.

[@TheGooch42]

Clutch this!!!!!!!!!

[@unrulywizdom]

Still funny in 2018

[@mangoes21]

YOU HAVE A POPOVICH, WE POP THAT COOCHIE LMAO

[@LeagueBat]

If I could like this video a thousand times I would. Can't get tired of this.

[@skpnvhbwj]

TIM DUNCAN IS FROM THE VIRGIN ISLANDS WHEN LeBRON GETS DONE PARTYING THERE IT'S JUST GONNA BE CALLED "THE ISLANDS"

[@mrelijahroberts]

Duncan.....DONE...CAN'T. This Rant was Epic, lol.

[@xInsurrectox]

" we almost lost the marlins to your city, ok you got us on that one " LMFAO!!!!!!!! XDD

[@bucknasty250]

Danny Greene thought the series was 5 games LOL LOL LOL

[@Alexodeya6925]

Dan needs to make another one for this years clippers blown 3-1

[@DopeItzTheeOne]

Forever Legendary ish 🤣🤣🤣🤣 he couldn’t miss on these rants

[@jostrander71]

Love these by Dan... Give it to me Again!!!

[@GravefillerXtreme]

That handle all came about when Dan & Stu Gotz (dude laughin in background), had George (the Animal ) Steel on his show, and "the Animal" called him Levitz, instead of Lebatard by mistake. LOL. So StuGotz always calls him Levitz during these rants. Hillarious!

[@rivec33]

You got a Popovich! We Pop a Molly!

[@joejohnson6793]

i want this to happen again!

[@parlaygodshateme2268]

Again AGAIN

[@christophersmith7300]

I had to come back to the good times

[@andrewschustek9429]

Still laughing at this in 2022!

[@misteramazin6557]

Ten years later n this is STILL FUNNY AS HELL

[@juhjaybrums1119]

Eat it! Eat more of it! Eat it with sauce! Comételo!! Eat it with “mayo-ness!!” Eat it with salsa!! Eat it all!!

[@keebisking]

This was truly a moment in time! Lol Papi signing off was crazy!

[@daprinceofhiphop]

Perfection. #History #GiveitToMeAGAIN

[@cristhewiz]

thanks for sharing!

[@Justing4884]

These are hilarious. Honestly, these rants are worth the heat winning.

[@mdotschrody]

This is just all kinds of awesome.

[@EverybodyLovesAimee]

THE #GOAT OF ALL RANTS

[@bandaekwaro]

Excellent!!!!Dan Le Batard is at it again!!!

[@michaelhoffman8027]

"Norris Cole has 2 titles in 2 NBA years. Bill Russell, he is coming to get you!"

[@Bigbambino27]

I don't care who you're a fan of, these bits are gold!

[@lovea218]

That was awesome!

[@RoyFizzle]

Watching in 2021!

[@Gurpreet25]

Don't comment if you didn't watch the game. The whole reason why they sagged off lebron/wade was because he didn't want to slash and rather have them shoot mid range jumpers. It worked up until game 7. If those two guys are making those shots, it's over. You get on tight, they blow by. You sag off, they shoot the easy jumper. If you noticed the adjustment made by spoelstra, they stopped helping bosh against duncan to lock down on the shooters.

[@NobodyFound]

me too! when they were like "in 20 years Norris Cole is gonna be giving out finals MVP trophies" that got me so much too!

[@blasterfan11]

this is to good true heat fan

[@MrKing8050]

of course Spurs fans coming to mock us, hey of Im concerned the Heat will always be the reason the Spurs will never be undefeated in the finals

[@seanpineiro]

Best Rant!!!!!

[@jasongreenberg2698]

im from boston I LOVE THESE RANTS id pay for em thats how good they are - u have cowboys we have cocaine cowboys-u pop-a-vich we pop a molly - i never seen any1 gag like that since 2 girls 1cup

[@ronniemac03]

THe Pop lines and the Union line make this rant lol....flippin hilarious

[@MGarcia3159]

That's right because the Lakers went seven games with San Antonio and won the 2013 NBA Finals. Wait. The Lakers barely made into the playoffs.

[@tydigga]

I was in tears when I heard that.

[@kronk99]

MASTERFUL

[@Vulta121]

That was awesome

[@JordanBrown-ge9tn]

Still hilarious 7 years later

[@tgmd2025]

greatness

[@AntTheLegend318]

"Joel Anthony has as many rings as Dr. J".......lmao

[@boozeryogi]

As a SPURS fan I can appreciate this. This is fucking funny "We have a bang bus" lol

[@Kruppt808]

Lebron is sitting 3 seats away from his current teammates on the Lakers....... Funny how the media doesn't change even years later.

[@nateellis8069]

This video belongs in the Smithsonian. Cavs fan here with deep appreciation nearly 10 years later

[@irf111794]

This is EPIC

[@slimthugg7]

one of the things I love about the Heat winning is lebatard's rant.

[@Mjpaden94]

Most Epic Rant Ever

[@jdogger5]

So good

[@georgesiblesz]

At the same time, some bandwagon fans will forever stick around forever as fans. I was about 13 when Shaq came to Miami and he was the reason I started watching the NBA and following the Heat closely. Even after he left, I stayed a HUGE fan of the Heat and NBA in general. Every fanbase has bandwagoners. I don't see why some people hate on them. It's natural for more people to be more interested when the team is as great as the Heat are right now.

[@lo1313]

THIS IS EPIC!!!!!!!!

[@jaolee9143]

I love song

[@JODEY-ng9if]

EPIC!

[@30Homegames]

Dan LeBatard is one of my favorite analysts. Very cerebral. Wasn't aware he did comedic bits. Will check out his show

[@wade2ndboy]

Great choice right? Lol

[@carlossomarriba4646]

Does anybody know what the background music is called?

[@andrewbak123]

Danny green broke ray allen's record, ray allen broke danny greens heart

[@IAmAHeater]

Have you seen that video of Lakers vs Celtics from 2007(Pre-KG) where a bunch of people were cheering for Kobe at a Celtics home game?

[@domond123]

she is a huge spurs fan and actually started out as a reporter for the team i think, but her dad and brothers were at the games

[@seltonshaw1]

Epic!

[@barrygriffith7570]

I was actually rooting for the Spurs, but this epic rant makes Miami winning worth it. If we get a rant like this from Le Batard every time the Heat win the NBA Finals, I will root for them every year.

[@GeneralGhost]

Joel Anthony has as many rings as Wilt Chamberlain enough said lol.

[@dustinaltenhurst7958]

This was the goat year.

[@Manik2Magik]

Give it to me AAAAAGAAAAAINNNN!!!!!!!!!!!

[@dezdaking]

Epic... Just epic..

[@michaelmaccrazy]

Regardless of what I stated earlier, that is really impressive.

[@misteramazin6557]

Papi’s part is the best!!! “Eat it wit salsa” 😂🤣😭😭😭

[@TheNBAFANaddict]

GIVE IT TO ME AGAIN!!!!

[@HiddenReflux]

anyone know the music in the background???

[@tripleh8472]

Love how this is recommended in 2023. Heat over nuggets

[@TheCOD_CHRONICLES]

Epic

[@mikegrierjr2642]

I'm tripping that he referenced the Bangbus! Hilarious#

[@schmoop14]

"We almost lost the Marlins to your city!...OK, you got us on that one..." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[@notafaker]

As a Rocket fan I'm enjoying the pain on Spur fan face this weekend.

[@harro123]

"I haven't seen anyone gag that bad since 2 girls 1 cup." lol

[@iamdiaz]

He cray cray.

[@LeagueBat]

Norris Cole THE NEW BILL RUSSELL!!!

[@Dominic078]

GIVE IT TO ME…..A G A I N!!