Dan & Phil // This Boy Is A Bottom

Don't take this seriously, I just thought it would be fun to make this video.
Song: Willam Belli
Vine: Venus
I do not own any rights to this song or these videos. No copying right intended.

[@ciera1217]

Can you make an updated 2018 version :)))))))))))))

[@Makeupbysavvy]

Ciera Highsmith how many people wanna see an updated version?? 😉

[@playthebellsjon5858]

ominous edits MEEEEEEEE

[@everythinggeorgia1]

*quiet ashamed whisper* Please

[@rhysxrainbow]

I WANNA SEE A 2018 ONE

[@woahlol7447]

ominous edits meee

[@amazingcas]

someone take the internet away from me.

[@uwu-qb7gl]

same

[@sidneysmith206]

Yes please, its 1:00 am here and all I'm watching is phan videos

[@ollietuit]

Please me too. WAIT! All of our freaking profile pics! OML

[@geneva1895]

these profile pics are amazing, may I just say XD

[@geneva1895]

+Phanic! At the disco wowza! yours is so great!

[@imshook5320]

I'm 99% sure the phandom has its own section in hell

[@amaliehovaldt6050]

That is going to be fun!

[@samantha9649]

Your comment made my day. I'm def going to hell

[@blueisamoonchild8062]

True, but we can all just join hands and sing this song until we physically can not anymore and then we can just watch Dan and Phil l videos as we rot in hell for eternity!

[@belleworth7737]

It's next to the Sherlock/Johnlock section -Hell

[@sarah-yz5dk]

I'm genuinely excited for hell

[@sidneysmith206]

SISTER DANIEL WHERE ARE YOU ?! WE NEED HELP

[@cloischewy]

😂😂😂

[@melissa0.023]

Sidney Smith 1:36 lmaO

[@sidneysmith206]

She needs to bring us some holy water xD

[@dexvoanmillerknight9589]

I saw this comment as soon as Sister Daniel appeared on the screen lol

[@alitaapple]

DJ Lucidia Same!

[@callusskyandnova7457]

No wonder why phils zipper is always down, and dans pants are always down.

[@Bonesy]

O_O ohmygod

[@galixee320]

+CallUsSkyAndNova holy shitits its all so clear

[@spoon8113]

this comment made my day.

[@bluecoast0606]

My whole life just came crashing down on itself...

[@fckgutz]

+CallUsSkyAndNova jEsUs ChRiSt

[@chichi5464]

"never gonna bottom" got me laughing like a total idiot

[@Fleurig-xr5mm]

I love that part 😂

[@jacobmelia4903]

same lol

[@geneva1895]

the best part

[@ericpark2942]

WondrousFlyer20 neva gonna bottom neva gonna bottom

[@krystshipsphan7726]

My mum looked at me kinda scared

[@caitlynbuckley6612]

the "never gonna bottom" part is what got me i hate us

[@aceorsst1355]

caitlyn buckley XD I know, me too I just died at that part

[@afridakhan8909]

nigga nigga I love us 😂 phandom is hella crazy 💜🔥👌🏻

[@emilyh4687]

I was humming this and a friend was like "are u humming this boy is a bottom again or" and I nodded, so she just have me a disappointed look

[@mychemicalphandmatthedisc7571]

oh me and all my friends ship them and have this so many times on has it as there alarm

[@bean2096]

+my chemical phandøm at the discø wow can I meet them 😂😂

[@heyitsemily3683]

ME

[@somehowsnake7370]

Emily ships phan I just got ice cream up my nose

[@thepolicecarthatalwaysinte7324]

I WAS YOUR 666TH LIKE I'M SO PROUD OMG SOFT AND NEAT ///I'm so fucking sorry///

[@caitlyn4175]

I love the phandom

[@matildamelin4339]

Same

[@anathemaaaa]

You're fucking every where!

[@princessjenna5153]

PROTIP

[@leylaa.669]

you are fucking everywhere pls love me

[@amyjoseph-dun1681]

You're literally everywhere

[@abbycoomber2657]

I kinda feel like Dan tried to be top once and Phil was like "sweetie no"

[@fellowhuffelpuffphandommem9522]

Abby Coomber best comment on any video Ever

[@winnie_the_bleh]

Abby Coomber this made my year

[@brokencrayon9795]

so worth spending my last 8% of battery on

[@EvieHeffner]

+Insane Ukuleles Completely worth it.

[@brokencrayon9795]

+danisnotonchairs 100%

[@LPSWithCheese]

4%

[@brokencrayon9795]

+LPS WithCheese sorry guys I'm at 1% thanks for watching

[@bananamilk2665]

+Insane Ukuleles iM CRyING

[@evataki2226]

and i am sat here just eating toast like an innocent girl that everybody thinks i am

[@SalamanderMagic]

Same

[@fckgutz]

+Eva Taki LITERALLY ME RIGHT THIS MOMENT LOL

[@camoqueen_official1873]

same but I was about to eat something... not am yet though...

[@eboyjisung7358]

I am the "innocent lesbian" of my friend group

[@fckgutz]

Isabella Stagliano im the one that has never been in a relationship or been kissed

[@taylor-ku8pt]

im sure there is a section in hell that is specifically for the phandom,

[@alitaapple]

heathen howlter Probably

[@mj-sq7ii]

heathen howlter I hope there is a good wifi connection there.

[@poisonouslyminty736]

heathen howlter I'll be waiting for all of you sinners

[@Mushroom-rz6cn]

heathen howlter Whelp. I'll see ya'll there then.

[@darkhorse7311]

heathen howlter well that is the price to pay when you love Phan

[@kristinaadamik3578]

mY MOM SAID SHE WATCHED THEM WHEN I WAS AT SCHOOL AND THIS WAS IN MY RECENT SEARCH HISTORY FUCK

[@sidneysmith206]

That sucks xD

[@mariapolito780]

Oh you poor, poor soul💚

[@str3335]

Hey atleast your little sister wasn't running to see what time it was and you were reading a phanfic on the smut part....

[@whisksforhands_35]

Phil's Eyelash my mom did that why I was at a friends house

[@kristinaadamik3578]

whisksforhands _ ouch

[@xxdarekerxx5255]

"Who is Dan and Phil?" *shows this video*

[@FantasyRose]

Nice introduction

[@llammb]

xXDa RekerXx I should my friend the phandom from memes and the hat fic... Don't worry, he's still alive

[@mka5586]

Lucy really? how?

[@maxk7238]

15 minutes ago: Okay I'm only going to watch it once. Just once. I swear. Now: *sigh*

[@mariapolito780]

actually me😂

[@jazminalvarez4254]

Maya same! i learned the words cant wait to annoy the little friends i have left

[@ka111ey]

Maya same

[@phanicatthefallyibywithcry8440]

Maya 1: Me too! Help me! 2: You have the same name as my younger sister...

[@ericpark2942]

Maya truth. 3 hours later...

[@LPSWithCheese]

I've been humming this song during class... This is the kind of thing that you have you be careful about singing out loud

[@froggychloe]

at least they think you're humming the original !!

[@LPSWithCheese]

yeah XD

[@ellis51773]

Ok true sometimes I sing this in class quietly

[@geneva1895]

same. it gets in my head so much and I just have to hum it

[@rachelanstett2863]

I found you. Of course I found you here.

[@abbybennett7696]

he's just a boy who's not on fire

[@kyliewheaton6322]

He may not be on fire but he is flamming. (I'll leave)

[@kyliewheaton6322]

Nooo Why Also true

[@WeirdlyOrdinary]

Get out

[@nanna1422]

Leave

[@jacobmelia4903]

haha

[@marinaliakoura579]

when I was 6 if you told me I would go to hell I would cry. if you told me I would go to hell now I would celebrate cause all phannies gonna be there🎉

[@dangermouse3671]

same

[@jessicacook379]

the amazing phandom is not on fire LICHERALLY SAME get what I did there ok I'll let myself out

[@hanawilson4572]

Tøp phan trash Trueee!

[@leojozsa612]

I mean I'm already gay, so I'll go there anyway *shrugs*

[@jazminalvarez4254]

Tøp phan trash yepp

[@sfandie2428]

Dan should just change his name to danisnotontop

[@sidneysmith206]

YESS

[@philseyelashmrs.howell4450]

TwentyonesecondsofPhan omg XD haha

[@Lara-us7ut]

I'M DYING

[@OctaviaMelodyCello]

he should tbh i have a tumblr called danisnotatop-

[@wumbyu]

TwentyonesecondsofPhan danisnotatøp

[@swallsskylar]

IM LAUGHING MY ASS OF WHILE CHOKING SEND HELP

[@swallsskylar]

IT'S THE NEXT DAY AND IM STILL LAUGHING

[@mariannea4900]

+The Flying Phantastic it's been months and I'm still laughing

[@swallsskylar]

+Marianne A frt

[@judabi7954]

HAAAALLLLLPPPP

[@chlo130]

choking on wot

[@twentynesatanicphans5605]

enough internet for the night.

[@friendlybiscuit7359]

twenty øne sAtaNic pHanS no such thing

[@meganbremer2783]

There's never enough internet

[@mka5586]

twenty øne sAtaNic pHanS enought internet? hunni this is just the start

[@obliviousotterI]

Enough internet forever *grabs sledgehammer*

[@ficklecasey]

I've hit rock bottom

[@sidneysmith206]

Welcome to the phandom.

[@OctaviaMelodyCello]

I've hit rock dan*

[@thecurtains]

+Just Trash Noo x'D

[@veronicaswift9042]

"Too soon"

[@nongri586]

Lol just?

[@siljasilja510]

i was in class and a girl was humming this and i just tought she was humming the original version but then she started mouthing the words

[@kg4843]

Marry her

[@chiary.is.not.amazing5760]

live the rest of your life with her

[@cromchyboi1554]

Have her babies

[@aims634]

Marry her

[@acaciacolby2703]

Is it bad that I'm not afraid of death because I'm 99.9 percent sure that when I die I'll be greeted by the phandom in hell?

[@ashley-fl6kn]

Acacia Colby I'm excited

[@abbyscott4998]

I know right.GIVE ME DEATH!

[@ksprdotexe]

I'm excited now

[@thenewpyt4331]

i’m like low key looking forward to it

[@marielaorozco7219]

OML IM TRYING SO HARD NOT TO BURST OUT LAUGHING CAUSE ITS MIDNIGHT

[@marielaorozco7219]

IMDYING

[@ellis51773]

The amazing nerd Is not on fire same :p

[@philseyelashmrs.howell4450]

The amazing nerd Is not on fire same it's 2 Am

[@anmanya]

For me it's 8 and I haven't slept

[@tecanayara9859]

01:27 in Brazil.

[@TheSignalTower]

one of those super catchy and amazing parody songs that you have to be ABSOLUTELY SURE YOU DONT SING OUT LOUD ABSENTMINDEDLY

[@mychemicalphandmatthedisc7571]

yea im on the couch next to my aunt holding my tablet in a position were she can't see what im doing and if I move it will be the death of me

[@alanagow2488]

I have this playing on a speaker in my room, this isn't smart...

[@mychemicalphandmatthedisc7571]

+TheAmazingJurassicAnomalyRunnerIsNotPhanTrash I'm sitting outside with no head phones now

[@urmum7400]

Yes

[@phanislvephanislife5876]

I'm gonna end up singing this at school by accident and get in trouble

[@blakelupin1758]

I really hope Dan has seen this because I could just imagine him showing this to Phil and saying "this is the monstrosity we have caused" while both of them laugh uncontrollably

[@abbyclxire]

Blake Lupin And then try it get it on to this edit. im kidding i think

[@oliviahallead]

Blake Lupin thank you for that mental image

[@crystalsims4511]

Don't worry guys I got all of your backs, I'm bringing sunscreen spf 100 in hell for all of us

[@alliefitz9668]

Thx😂

[@gh0stliboii620]

Thnks 😄

[@jacobmelia4903]

haha thanks 😂

[@angelsoobin]

thankyou

[@elenarishel6311]

I'll bring bags of marshmallows so we can toast them over the open flames! Happy sinning!

[@Stellab6160]

I'm just gonna pretend that I didn't just watch this whole thing...

[@here4agoodtime99]

same

[@unicornmagic24]

i watched it like 5 times and laughed every time the only reason i'm not watching it again is because i wanted to read the commets

[@em-er1cq]

+CandyKayla sameeee

[@adoor9320]

I'm gonna pretend I don't have the whole song memorized from from just this video. Oops

[@kole8293]

same

[@MsButtercats]

how is dan so big but his personality is so smol

[@sage8421]

that took me a minute

[@AlleyCatAlex]

SirButtercats ikr

[@fatpotato5332]

I understood it in so many ways..

[@winnie_the_bleh]

Fat Potato same, and probably the worst one first

[@roroo]

Hold on that took me a minute till I realised what you meant I-

[@Webkinzluvers333]

I'd give Dan & Phil everything I own for them to react to this.

[@lefttwix13]

I'd freaking sell my soul for that to happen

[@LPSWithCheese]

Oh Jesus Christ yes

[@19lashby5]

no look up Phan // DNA. first video. they should react to that, they have porn star look alike! it's scary real XD

[@caelangoebel3564]

+19lashby As if the whole Phandom wouldn't know that 😂😂 we're too stalker-ish to not know that XD

[@19lashby5]

Beatrice Goebel true XD

[@haleymorrison7639]

I want to fling myself into the sun

[@tysanatana3539]

i'll come with you

[@xxsmolpandaxx9940]

Aka brendon

[@urmum7400]

Take me with you

[@caitycrowder5729]

Can I come with you?

[@giaobr168]

Please take me with you

[@alexw4643]

I just heard something: "The first name in the ship name is the one who tops" i guess that's true i mean look at phan

[@elisiaalvin7618]

Space Is Cool Literally every single one of my ships frerard; frank joshler; josh peterick; pete phan; phil except ... kellic. Vic tops

[@otterwater3946]

Oh my gosh that's so true i am thinking of all my ships right now and it's all true XD

[@jerahweekes9409]

rYDEN = RYAN

[@libbynicholls399]

I cannot imagine Troye as a top ;-; That's Troyler by the way screw Tronnor

[@elisiaalvin7618]

RYAN ROSS DOES NOT TØP BRENDON URIE FAM

[@ulquiorracifer221]

This makes me proud to be in the phandom

[@sarah-yz5dk]

Napstablook! You are my inspiration

[@angelsoobin]

same

[@sarah-yz5dk]

Wow you changed your name. Imposter. I cant waste my time on fake nabstablooks smh

[@ulquiorracifer221]

I'm sorry lol, I had to give out my gmail to some people in my college class and I didn't want to seem too weird after having only known them a week lol

[@flovermt7834]

Same

[@scarlettduggan767]

My friend who doesn't ship phan and thinks I don't too (but I do) is coming over tomorrow. Just excuse while I clear my watch history...

[@e.jmanuel9741]

😂😂 omg me

[@caitycrowder5729]

My homophobic friend is over over in a few days. •-• i'm also gonna clear out my watch history

[@GeniTLK]

+Caity Crowder yikes why are you calling someone homophobic your friend

[@caitycrowder5729]

GeniTLK because she is? i mean, she doesn't really talk bad about gays, she just thinks she has to because her dad is homophobic. i need to show her this :/

[@CyborgDoughnutGirl]

I use an alt account because my mom checks my history :)

[@Cat-lz4ex]

DONT GIVE ME THE AUX CORD

[@ashley-fl6kn]

CaitlinTheCake Same

[@rob861]

I would thumbs up but there’s 69 likes and I can’t ruin something so special. 🙏🏿

[@axie9797]

*casually studies for my biology exam while listening to this*

[@TheSignalTower]

SnK cosplay!! ^-^

[@urmum7400]

Same

[@matildecadau8655]

Lisa di giuseppe this is biological. I mean, the secks is biology.

[@mka5586]

Lisa di giuseppe OMG SAME

[@karmatoses3326]

*casually listens to this after taking exams*

[@angelsoobin]

*goes to heaven* god: are you a phan? me: yes, yes I am god: I think you lost your way while going to hell me: yes can I have some directions? God: of course me: Hello is this hell? Satan: yes it is me: so... Satan: You are apart of the phandom aren't you? me: yes Satan: over there *points to the left* me: *sees the whole phandom* me: yep. this looks right

[@sidneysmith206]

See you there :P

[@theamazingcrybabyisnotonfi5040]

twenty øne smøl beans omg yes see you there

[@t1me.sl1p]

See ya there!

[@blackpearl1524]

i will also like to see brendon urie

[@geneva1895]

SAME

[@leahallen9710]

Well I guess you could say danisnotonphil 😎😎😎😜 I'll leave

[@yurikatsuki7320]

Leah Allen AHHHHH STOPPP

[@chairishere4330]

Leah Allen NOO PLZ

[@ericpark2942]

Leah Allen and herE WE GO AGAIN

[@emerydo5937]

No come back

[@xxxattentionseeker3205]

Dan: PHIL me up daddy Phil: I want a divorce

[@trishypoo9921]

I have watched this an unhealthy amount of times

[@jasminebarrientos291]

same. I think i have seen it about 30 times this week no joke

[@mychemicalphandmatthedisc7571]

yep this is the phandom

[@winterblue542]

I watch this everyday for mental stability

[@amystallings6777]

same

[@samanthamiller2149]

#samehonestly

[@ravengirl1806]

my dad sat down next to me and said "I AM PROUD TO HAVE YOU AS A DAUGHTER"

[@shadowthewolfgirl5255]

+Ravengirl180 XD

[@user-ff5yl5mf7i]

tell your dad that i am proud to have him as a person alive on this planet.

[@neekee2509]

Father goals af

[@ravengirl1806]

yep...

[@aylinledezma2141]

Nice dad

[@NO-jq8iy]

me: *walks into hell with laptop and charger* satan: *in satanic voice* welc- me: were is the phandom? satan: *brakes character* what? me: were is the phandom satan: oh *points at akward corner* me: I have found my people I dont need you anymore

[@jillianstebbins1109]

I'm Trash As I am Satan I can confirm that this happens a lot...

[@somehuman7248]

Jillian Stebbins how many Phannies have died?!??!

[@mygayrats]

@@somehuman7248 I feel like more then u think..

[@annag1740]

The Phandom Section in hell is just a sea of awkward conversations, dnp merch and a radio blasting this song 24/7 Sounds like my kinda place ngl

[@TrueBeelzebub]

I’d join y’all for tea sometime

[@r.wa2003]

I CAn'T BREaTHE SOMEONE HELP

[@r.wa2003]

LITERALLY mY TWO FAVouRITE THINGS

[@r.wa2003]

1:49 - 1:51 WHAT VIDEO IS THIS

[@hugsfromphil8960]

I knew made the right choice being in the phandom

[@amelialewis2992]

Yes you did

[@sapphireskies682]

honestly i think it's glaringly obvious that dan bottoms just from how he looks: all soft curves and cuddly features like look at him he literally has no edges, they're all rounded i mean even his legs and shoulders aren't sharp angles, only soft soft soft

[@AWard-lb3bf]

Sapphire Skies Soft and Neat

[@astrumfiore4382]

He's a v soft boi

[@aliciagancarz9720]

Listen theres only one part of what u said that's not true and its his goddamn collarbones. Those things can cut steel

[@roroo]

Thanks for turning me Now I think dan is bottom and phil is top Thank you for doing the inevitable

[@SHink-of6hh]

He be soft boi

[@jadajefferson1962]

my mom saw this and she was like "What are you watching?" I said "Something that is proving that Dan is a bottom" my mom said "Is that this this boy is a bottom song?" I was like " Mhm" and she unplugged my Phone and started singing

[@jadajefferson1962]

Hehe

[@jadajefferson1962]

Thanks

[@neekee2509]

MOM GOALS OMG

[@katiejohnston4297]

mom goals af

[@Jellybean6749]

lol really ? my mom heard me listening to it and I was like OMG busted.and she knew it😁

[@holly9841]

*closes laptop* *opens bible*

[@Jackarach]

*emerges from hell* No it's fine just keep watching it's great

[@warpedsav]

I'm not joking... I've watched this 8 times today... Help...

[@friendlybiscuit7359]

Panic! At the Phandom I've literally had it on repeat all night..

[@jazminalvarez4254]

Panic! At the Phandom u will never escape 😈

[@ka111ey]

Panic! At the Phandom same

[@chairishere4330]

dans.crotch same

[@andrear.8569]

I would love to help you, but unfortunately I broke my replay button too, and don't know how to fix it either :'(

[@friendlybiscuit7359]

so my dad asked what kind of music I listen to......

[@sidneysmith206]

that really sucks xD

[@kathrynalegre3828]

Good luck with telling him.

[@preethagopinaths.gopinath5026]

TheBaconMemeDoesDrawing just tell him well edited beautiful music that represents people's true personalities....

[@pumpkin5168]

Just say Dan's anthem

[@Nobody-vv3oq]

Same...um...me and my mom have been on no speaking terms as of this day...

[@emmimikkonen9405]

I'm watching this in class and it's impossible try not to laugh

[@lillianprieur2558]

Emmi Mikkonen what class lets you watch KZbin like lucky

[@mka5586]

Emmi Mikkonen girl laugh like maniac! who cares?

[@sm4llh4nds4]

what do you call a pansexual named nick who works at the cd store? pan nick at the disc co

[@_dementedasever2637]

Good one

[@sm4llh4nds4]

Dans Eyelash never

[@jazminalvarez4254]

Panda Man i love u. MARRY ME NOW

[@sm4llh4nds4]

PHANIC! AT THE BLACK PARADE k. IF you can deal with a crazy person -_-

[@Hero_DZN]

Panda Man *aplaudes* can i hug u?

[@cuddleswithphan]

this is my favorite video on the internet

[@LpsCandyCrushes]

I was humming this in class and all I hear from behind me is "THIS BOY IS A BOTTOM!" Everyone turns and looks at my friend and she's just like, "what?'

[@Virae24]

this is one of the greatest things i ever heard

[@mka5586]

lucky! literally no one in my school knows these types of hilarious songs

[@kg4843]

Omg that's everything

[@norakate3003]

And everyone clapped

[@roroo]

YES

[@StudioClarissaCorrea]

This is the kind of thing I imagine someone thinking of at 4 am when they can't sleep.

[@valeriemiller7313]

Does anyone else REALLY want Dan and Phil to react to this!?

[@angelking466]

i do so much like oml

[@valeriemiller7313]

+Angelia “ElectricBalanceKilljoy” Kingsbury TWEET THEM!! I need that to happen! OML

[@abigailgarcia8718]

i feel like that would be the funniest video ever

[@notsoamazingrhea9394]

Honestly idk i kinda of want too but I kind of don't want them too take it too seriously *nervous sweating*

[@0348c]

+Beary/〈3 same I don't want them to take it to seriously and stop being close in their videos you know we don't want 2012 all over again

[@ingridvroi6706]

I think satan is in the phandom tbh

[@Kai-et2gj]

ingrid is trash noora is dat you

[@Virae24]

we are satan

[@lupitar4196]

Incredible Shadow I think Satan is actually afraid of us

[@winnie_the_bleh]

ingrid is trash Satan is prolly terrified of us and will give us our own section in hell

[@lexi-fs7ih]

hell is gonna be PHANtastic... i'll leave now

[@chairishere4330]

Absolute trash I know hell will be awesome. There will be a spot just for the phandom

[@lexi-fs7ih]

yessss

[@lexi-fs7ih]

oh god xD

[@birdtutorialart]

"his hole is medium rare and you wont find a hair" IM WHEE Z I N G

[@caitlynr3453]

I'm gonna have so many friends when I go to hell. Let's go together!

[@geneva1895]

see ya there!

[@sidneysmith206]

SAME! I'm so happy!

[@randigoat6459]

see y'all there

[@zoeronenus2372]

Comic Sans lol same

[@dian5850]

Comic Sans it's going to be great

[@danaalsayed3219]

Was humming this during class. Started singing. Really loudly. Good news, I made some new friends who ship Phan. Bad news, my new friends and I have detention

[@imustbedreaminoninstagram4800]

Dana Alsayed I have done the same it's ok

[@roroo]

Aw

[@annag1740]

Keep those friends. U can go to hell with them along with the rest of us

[@vadajo3177]

So yelling "DANISNOTONFIRE IS A BOTTOM" outside my window is not smart.

[@imapotatobish6497]

Forever And Always me

[@vimzy8507]

Hayleigh Golder Two Enlighten me

[@eva-kp6jh]

did you do it?

[@user-pz2fp2xe2c]

do you ever think that dan or phil find these videos and are like that's enough internet for tonight

[@cadenlandreth1564]

Is it bad that I can sing this whole song.

[@sidneysmith206]

Nope. I know all of it.

[@cadenlandreth1564]

Thanks

[@mariapolito780]

nope. I've learned it all

[@matildecadau8655]

Twenty.One.Panic. At.The.Chemical.Romance nope.

[@karmatoses3326]

Twenty.One.Panic. At.The.Chemical.Romance i can

[@kaiyo4447]

When I was a five year old girl dressed as Cinderella, I had never imagined I'd be thirteen with this on repeat at 1:13 in the morning but here we fucking are.

[@sfandie2428]

tRUE

[@sidneysmith206]

LTERALLY SAME

[@geneva1895]

me too. I'm too young!!

[@angelsoobin]

Lonelydreamer1028 same

[@mariapolito780]

Wait... are you me? Because this is actually me😂

[@sky-hz1rf]

These two are gay for each other, and you cannot tell me otherwise.

[@courtneyholm2597]

skyler tbh oh darn I can't like your comment bc its 69

[@Finni-boy]

You have summed up everyone's thoughts the second they start watching D&P.

[@mygayrats]

yes.

[@leaf4104]

mhm

[@noodledoodle6032]

wbk babe

[@phanicatthedilsco392]

this is the reason i am alive today

[@spoon8113]

me too ;u; wow. nice username btw

[@phanicatthedilsco392]

A Spoon. wow thanks, A Spoon. i am secretly A Spork.

[@chyjohnson887]

No joke this video is how I found Dan and Phil

[@holly8681]

I- sorry

[@alyssaweide9371]

when we were outside waiting at dapgoose some people started playing this really loud outside and I'm pretty sure dan and phil heard lmfao

[@Mushroom-rz6cn]

alyssa w bLeSs ThAT pERsOn.

[@chianajames6539]

cause of death: this video

[@sidneysmith206]

See you in hell :)

[@sksury3067]

+Sidney Smith wait for me!!!

[@minirayy8973]

Dan is a bottom tho

[@sara-bp7bc]

tru

[@mychemicalphandmatthedisc7571]

+sara smiles lovely name

[@sara-bp7bc]

+Bree!! thanks, i like yours too😌

[@ka111ey]

IMAGINE IF PHAN IS REAL AND DAN SAID HE TOPPED I WOULD BE LIKE YOU ARE WRONG

[@pumpkinspicebleach6961]

+Phantastic Phangirl 😂

[@microsofterror880]

Us in 2016:"versatile yeah okay" Dan in 2019: I'm versatile

[@Froggie.3.]

I showed my mum, dad and my dad's fiancée this... My mother just asked me 'are these the boys you won't shut the hell up about?' I answered 'no shame.' however, my dad asked me why the hell I knew the song as my dad's fiancée told me to show her some of the guys' videos. I obliged and she said she accepted of them then proceded to go to the kitchen, watch their videos and laugh hysterically. We have a special bond over them now. Thanks {¦

[@poe9756]

at first when i saw the title i was like haha this must be fun but then the song sTARTED PLAYING AND IT WAS WILLAM BELLI AND I WAS LIKE THE PHANDOM AND THE DRAG FANDOM SHOULD NOT BE TOGETHER THIS IS A MISTAKE KILL ME NOW great video though

[@lillyrey4918]

YUP

[@bettyewens1247]

phils bit was pricless

[@fckgutz]

+oh.snap its.boo ikr

[@amazinggraceisnotonfire8004]

ikr 😂😂😂

[@britkittyxo]

i was crafting at that point

[@numimon1980]

+Gina Mancuso me too

[@numimon1980]

IKR

[@ambertozer6605]

I want this to be played at my funeral

[@sophiamel844]

same

[@amazinggraceisnotonfire8004]

me too

[@jesselovesthetraphouse4992]

I will make sure that happens

[@ccthepentaholic1276]

Call me I'll make sure to plan that XD

[@kellywhoissuchapanicandpha3871]

I hope my family will be happy with my life choices.

[@d1tzyd0llx]

2:09 = The rap bit were Phil starts to appear 2:30 = NEVER GONNA BOTTOM NEVA GONNA BOTTOM!! (Aka the best bit )

[@keefpidgeon6643]

Roses are red Violets are blue Dan is a bottom And we all know it too

[@ganjafairey]

Dan's pants are always down and Phil's zipper is always down..... …

[@katheryncundiff8550]

.... How have I never noticed that!! 😂

[@teodorasykes4151]

OH MY GOD

[@sara-bp7bc]

(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@danamunoz2348]

oh my god

[@bay3561]

Oh...

[@kamryn70]

Help. I've been interneting for so long I've officially hit Rock bottom

[@holly8681]

Dont you mean rock dan

[@helen418]

What would be funny, is if they proved us all wrong and Dan was actually the top all along.

[@nooner3124]

dan is a bottom

[@corifrockowiak2705]

nopenopenope

[@JustEdgeOfficial]

after he favorited that tweet he has to be bottom

[@helen418]

Ellen Hoek I wish that were true, but honestly I think that was actually an accident.

[@JustEdgeOfficial]

Sarah Lynn yeah, but he talked about defavoriting the tweet after five hours, when after half an hour the tweet was already gone. So something ain't right.

[@purplepossum]

Me: *going through life like normal* My Brain: NEEEVER GONNA BOTTOM NEVER GONNA BOTTOM-

[@mars_loves_ya]

Purple Egg Salad same

[@moonsmin]

See you guys in hell! I'll bring cupcakes!

[@chuvii]

I'll bring the phan edits!

[@kc-tq3nt]

Why am I crafting I'll bring the music! See you there fuckers

[@hopemorelikenope7726]

Tøø Busy MMM- Bløcking øut the HATERS I get the popcorn

[@sidneysmith206]

I'll bring the smutty phanfics

[@xvx_robbierotten_xvx9773]

Blankets and pillows?

[@andrear.8569]

I think I need Jesus now more than ever :'D please send some help and holy water my way, will be waiting here in my browsing position

[@lillyrey4918]

IM SURE CAS WILL HELP U

[@sisterdaniel2343]

Geminia G I send you all the holy water and special phan prayers (we need special phan prayers bc all of the phandom is going to hell (see you there))

[@andrear.8569]

Thank you! My guess is Lucifer will move out once all the phannies arrive

[@ericpark2942]

Geminia G no ill just make sure you get a good place in hell

[@karo4980]

Would bleach work

[@dxrrelyn2353]

Phil's bit was amazing like

[@bay3561]

Yes ikr

[@amazinggraceisnotonfire8004]

ikr 😂😂😂

[@LPSWithCheese]

Oh gods yesssssssssss

[@anthozoaz]

tHIS IS THE BEST THING I´VE SEEN IN A LONG LONG TIME (and i´ve been watching phan smut for the last hour)

[@AWard-lb3bf]

leeroy ! WATCHING? Ithought you could only read that stuff. SHOW ME.

[@endelvelt7650]

Just search "Phan smut" you'll find what you need...

[@AurelUrban]

This made me question if Dan really is a bottom. I mean, Phil kind of looks like that type of guy that is shy and cute in public but wild and open in private so it could be like that, right? .-.

[@Starzz62]

I've seen Phil surprisingly dominate in different situations. Watch Dan vs. Phil's individual videos w/ Tyler Oakley, Phil is oddly the one in control

[@dexvoanmillerknight9589]

Starzz62 exactly

[@heatherflorence124]

Marína Urbanová watch the first pinof. Dan is a bottom

[@hucklebrrys]

Phils fly is always coming undone Dans jeans are always falling down I MEAN COME ON IM NOT SUGGESTING ANYING BUT I AM

[@sidneysmith206]

+Ayesha N OH SHIT I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT

[@luizabbueno]

_guess i'm a top coz ain't nobodyfucking me! and now it's time for a break down.... NEVer gonna bottom never gonna bottom neeeever gonna bottom never gonna bottom Neever gonna bottommm never gonna bottom never gonna bottom nonono no no nooooooooo_

[@EAM2013]

I now am going to finish watching this bc the first time I tried (I always have headphones on) my mom said she could hear it bet you I turned bright red 😂

[@lillianprieur2558]

emily is average oh lord

[@what.th3.fawk_68]

oh god..... that is terrible

[@SHink-of6hh]

Rip dude

[@jocool511]

The amount of times I've watched this is unbelievable

[@mychemicalphandmatthedisc7571]

we should spam him with this as a tweet

[@user-uk9qe7ix8b]

no we should not

[@vexedfey6096]

OMFG YES WE SHOULD

[@ryderlester1963]

no we really shouldn't

[@boo335]

We shouldn't do you not what happened in *shudder* 2012 ?

[@AWard-lb3bf]

Brynniebobo • that year was so bad. May "No Homo Howell" be gone forever.

[@emmasenn25]

i'm questioning myself because this was in my recommended

[@darkangel4994]

Okay...but...can we just appreciate the singing for a second?

[@alexandrapedersen829]

It's a drag queen band named DWV consisting of Detox, Willam Belli, and Vicky Vox. Check out their music video; it's hilarious.

[@mariisnugget8406]

It's 4 am and I had to bite my lip to stop myself from screaming "JUST RELEASE THE SEXTAPE!"

[@mariisnugget8406]

Apparently I have watched this before but I don't remember

[@mariisnugget8406]

I'm coming back to watch this because it's 11:40 pm and I was watching scary conspiracy videos by shane

[@Jallthat]

Honestly Detox's verse with the idea of Phil rapping is the funniest thing I've ever hear in my fucking life

[@dilhowlter4239]

lol Dan and Phil have most likely seen this

[@madelynnbarbour888]

my uncle is gay and he got me into this song

[@oliviahallead]

Madelynn Barbour best uncle award

[@payton371]

What the heck even is this? I swear the phandom is the weirdest fandom out there sometimes

[@hollyTM]

Pocket Edition Princess Pay1101 I've seen worse

[@user-dq1jl4pb9d]

Pocket Edition Princess Pay1101 i luv it

[@lupitar4196]

i feel hurt

[@allycat7587]

Payton yep

[@winnie_the_bleh]

Payton have you met the ARMY? they’re all angry over protective 13 yr old girls

[@ish202]

This is the most beautiful thing I've seen all day. Phil tops 2k15

[@jamison8147]

Phil tops 2k16

[@mandiimoo642]

+PicklesPlaysGames I'm not doing this again this year. I'm not talking about my bros' sexuality unless they bring it up.

[@Em-tg8xk]

+Amanda Olynick um. what.

[@tnallen99]

This aged like wine