Dan vs. Phil IS BACK! Switch Sports

[@DanAndPhilGAMES]

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[@catrinevans2818]

Ah the furries worst nightmare, scalies

[@chloebreslin]

❤

[@syd943]

i love how dan never fails to mention phil's language degree everytime he says something questionable

[@mylifeismylaptop8529]

Ikr I want a compilation of it lol

[@caroline2095]

It’s classic Dan and Phil😂😂

[@laterlars]

phil scoffing and groaning, "ugh anoTHER CASUALTY OF MY pHAT ASS," is the funniest thing i've heard all year

[@Shinryu949]

Dan is actually doing “sports”? Phil destroying Christmas decorations? We truly are back

[@hannahjack05]

you can tell dan and phil aren’t in an apartment anymore cause dan is screaming louder than usual

[@jerbear77]

And stomping on the floor 😂😂

[@MsKnowItAll26]

And Phil’s not trying to shush him and telling him the neighbours will call the police again 😂

[@Thewaterspirit57]

Not unless he screams loud enough 😂

[@AmyAberrant]

He said OAAAAAHAHAHAA

[@skibbos]

has it ever truly stopped him screaming before

[@spineberrii]

It wouldn't be gamingmas without Phil murdering a Christmas decoration

[@meganmiller173]

I was just about to comment that 😂

[@spineberrii]

@@meganmiller173 my favorite holiday tradition

[@meganmiller173]

@@spineberrii “How the Phil killed a reindeer ft. His ass and score board”

[@Gr95dc]

the reindeer just joined the gift box in christmas heaven Edit: both were his ass casualties

[@spineberrii]

​@@Gr95dche's just got that phatty 😣💔 it's not his fault

[@swiftieswiffer7649]

phil’s “why am i not straight??” at 6:58 was so funny and cannot go unacknowledged

[@jazzedaboutcheese]

The way I cackled

[@juliajihae]

I agree 😭

[@macm.3889]

12:30 Not what he meant but 😂

[@lumnisvoid]

Fr I was crying😂

[@braidij7598]

In comparison to 5:21 "ooooo, that was straight, unlike..."

[@caffeinefiendd]

you know phil’s reached peak stress when he starts screeching ‘GeeSE’

[@avalena444]

LOVE this 😂

[@camkc]

it is PEAK younger sibling behavior for Phil to say that Dan was standing in a "lucky spot" only to then realize it's actually just Him. 7:04

[@_bebeboudeur_]

me but with just dance

[@plscallanambulance]

who needs an advent calendar when you have dan vs phil with the NEW BOARD

[@Gr95dc]

so much yes to this, it's free and awesome

[@markipliertrash1562]

YES

[@plushdragonteddy]

literally i've succeeded in making my brain associate these uploads with my advent calendar so i remember to do it every day lmao

[@justtrash8796]

after d&p came out they’ve just been so authentically themselves and the vibe is just so comfortable and refreshing. i’m so glad i’ve got the opportunity to grow with you guys

[@touya.todoroki]

welcome to gamingmas where we strengthen our parasocial relationship with dan and phil before being suddenly abandoned and neglected into the new year

[@existentialpotato]

i am so terrified they're gonna abandon us once gamingmas is over i can't do this again i barely survived last time

[@millenniumkitten4107]

They only went out to get some milk. I'm sure they'll be back...

[@under.covercat]

i can already feel the january drought depression setting in,,

[@megpatt1751]

typical distant parents smh i hate how we repeat these patterns

[@sketchycat6223]

They’re giving me separation anxiety

[@eebiestdeeber]

Dan: "there has been entirely too much dan and phil ass this year" Also Dan: *celebratory twerk*

[@urmomdfghjkl]

timestamp plzzz

[@eebiestdeeber]

​@@urmomdfghjkl3:46 & 13:19

[@UnBesoDeCristal]

​@@urmomdfghjkl😭 caught on 4k but 13:21 since it came up as i read this lol

[@nadiadipaola9836]

I can’t wait for the “dan vs phil” to become random mouth noises again

[@juliajihae]

The nostalgia 🥺

[@gourangiverma3947]

this is gonna be a aaaaøœooæūooyyø 💣🤯💥

[@ruthborg6076]

It’s not Gamingmas until Phil breaks something with his PHAT ASS.

[@asterinvoid]

Phil breaking Christmas decor has become a new tradition in this family

[@WishGender]

phamily tradition

[@FreyMorley]

i love that phil is holding the left joycon in his right hand and dan is holding the right joycon in his left hand

[@idgoeasily]

and that’s literally why phil’s were all swerving

[@mx.noname4710]

yeah, in tennis, but for bowling they were both using their right hands

[@beth_walker9]

seeing dans arms out is like a victorian man seeing ankles for the first time

[@sophiewoycheese7855]

Literally I’m staring at his arms respectfully

[@daddyvr6858]

I’m NOT staring respectfully

[@toluwalaseadediran9295]

It's making my glasses steam up

[@beckchapman7237]

Literally

[@infernal.01]

also my thoughts i couldn't stop staring 😭😭

[@avaomgg]

“Another causality of my fat ass” is probably one of the funniest things Phil has said 😭🤣

[@sophiewoycheese7855]

I’m so glad they called out the phannie who researched and statistically showed that Dan calls all or nothing more than Phil because Dan gaslights us all into thinking Phil is the mastermind of all or nothing when it is DAN

[@sketchycat6223]

I refuse to believe this

[@jordiecat1782]

This feels like a lie but it's been so long. Maybe Phil is just more dramatic about it so it's more memorable

[@TyCrys]

Dan also did all or nothings for Phil's benefit so he didn't get in trouble for saying it, I think that might skew the results a bit

[@amywarnes]

​@@TyCrys I was curious so I went and looked up the statistics post and this was acknowledged! Of the 8 times Dan called for All or Nothing, there were 5 times he had already won and was doing it for Phil's benefit

[@ihathtelekinesis]

I said this when I made the spreadsheet back in 2019, but I think a big part of it is because Phil suggested 2 of the first 3 All or Nothings, and one of them was Mario Kart which Dan thought of as His Game.

[@lawlietmesses8131]

not to be dark but the fact that i didn't off myself before dan vs phil returned is literally about to move me to tears i am so happy

[@planetaryray7119]

Yeah same. I got really close in June and July this year. I’ve been enjoying the new videos :)

[@bonny_bee5898]

It’s a reminder that something good is often around the corner so long as you stay around to see it. I hope you’re doing okay.

[@Jaelmarcos]

i hope u are okay❤

[@ghostlyamy]

this is definitely something to be proud of! ❤‍🩹❤‍🩹

[@annikan42]

I'm really glad that you're still here and that you can bask in gamingmas's glory ❤

[@rainebat]

Phil wearing a chillax shirt while he’s about to be having some intense sport action is actually quite funny King of irony

[@fizzyjam]

when the english degree pays off

[@arwen_ar]

i am genuinely living for the dnp games renaissance like it’s amazing that they’ve managed to come back after five years and their videos are even BETTER. pls never stop making these vids, i don’t know if i could every live without them again!!

[@rae.of.sunshine15]

dan and phil not realizing you can play as miis while complaining about it is hilarious

[@mc.gemstone]

I was thinking of that, like you can play as Miis if you want to. I guess they didn't know that but oh well.

[@Pineconeforestt]

Wait how do you do this because i spent like so long making a mii and i guess it was only for a character icon and not the player i was making for the game 😅

[@rae.of.sunshine15]

@@Pineconeforestt when you go to make your character, click on the body section and there will be a mii body option. the only downside is you can't use any of the face or hair customization options that you unlock in the game :(

[@siderealstudios6877]

Day 2 and Phil has already killed a Christmas decoration with his ass. It's like they never left.

[@staticradio724]

I love the tan lines (gradients?) on Dan's arms that suggest he's been outside at some point within the last five years

[@natashaeddy7464]

my question is where did they come from? it's december in england, 1. no sun and 2. too cold to go out without a hoodie

[@kathleenmansure7416]

​@@natashaeddy7464well they were in Portugal for vacation so maybe there lol

[@ellaelliott4415]

during which Phil took like one picture and Dan took offence lol@@kathleenmansure7416

[@bobthebuilderday6leader]

@@kathleenmansure7416thank you for this information. I was happily distracted by his arm tan lines the entire time.

[@selkiefluff]

​@@natashaeddy7464 When you're that pale, it lasts months. I sunbathed for ONE HOUR in AUGUST and I still have tan lines 😩

[@clovergh0st434]

unironically glad we don’t have to worry about their neighbors overhearing the noises anymore

[@fleur9418]

kinda off topic but dan seems so much happier and more at ease than before the hiatus and it kinda makes me feel like a proud mother like look at him go!!

[@treblehearts]

i noticed it too and it’s so nice to see them both just happy and authentic to themselves

[@mallarielove]

totally agree. such a huge relief 😅❤

[@Moon_x_sun]

They both seem way more relaxed imo :)

[@NotSoberShober]

Going to his comedy show last year was amazing he's such a fun spirit and was a genuinely nice person ❤

[@taliabenson4756]

the fact that Phil actually made a little baby dragon out of crafts and things is so amazing, I love it

[@caffeinefiendd]

phil was so ready to make that ‘that was so straight unlike you’ joke but was so flabbergasted he just 😮

[@cosmickiwi2827]

Phil didn’t even get to finish he gay joke. Just went “oh! That was straight, unlike-“ 😂 we know where that was going Phil

[@wryn.is.trying]

dan’s intros this year really do be capturing the parasocial comfort this channel is providing in the fuckery that is life at the moment

[@Swampsterr]

Simply wonderful. It's Dan vs. Phil, but now I can drink a margarita at the same time :)

[@randomhuman_1999]

i'm sorry dan, but phil's dragon is so flamboyant it's actually perfect.

[@a_platypus]

5:22 "OH that was straight, unlike-" I see what you were going to do there phil lester

[@sophiewoycheese7855]

Literally these two have been so unhinged since the gaming channel has returned and I’m living for it and the 22 days to come

[@TinaOe]

also gotta say i adore the editing choices. the cow, the dolphines. inspired.

[@raashi095]

The true joy on Dan's face when he hit the strike backwards is all the serotonin I need for the day!

[@disorderedconductor]

i want to like but it's at 69 right now and i can't bring myself to.

[@raashi095]

@@disorderedconductor it's not 69 anymore

[@Riki-lk6bq]

Phil saying "why am I not straight?" Is a God damn mood 🤣

[@urmomdfghjkl]

frr

[@emiliaseidita2098]

every time we get a dan vs phil i just remember when phil printed out a white bar for pong not thinking about the fact it was printed on white paper so he could’ve just cut out a white rectangle

[@Philosopanda]

I FORGOT ABOUT THAT!!! Classic Phil 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Faby404]

Honestly the emo dragon has more lore more appealing qualities but.... We can't ignore Phil's dragon like look at the craft the skill the WINGS we have a clear winner here.

[@RoseBobaTea]

Phil killing another Christmas decoration on camera feels like coming home

[@AllexandraaaD]

My mom visited me at my house and caught me watching this video on the living room TV and was like "You still watch these two? It's been years! They really don't age!" So I hope that piece of information brightens your day cause I sure as hell had a good laugh

[@skyolor4750]

The world could go up in flames as long as we have Dan and Phil games, everything is fine

[@thepersonwiththepanels5351]

World Is Not on Fire lol

[@maricapasciullo]

When Dan said “to anyone that’s new to Dan vs Phil” 13:33 I legitimately thought “omg there a new people that don’t know”. Kms I’m old now

[@raashi095]

Dan went from chaotic neutral to chaotic evil and thats the glow up of the century!!

[@alyssamae4]

When Dan wins the first game of DvP, but we all know that Phil will win the whole tournament 5 years from now to a total game of chance.

[@mmrssx]

this is the only thing getting me through exam season

[@macheathers1861]

same!! sophomore linguistics student here, watching a guy with a linguistics degree live out his best linguistics-free life

[@hope.world.mp3845]

Omg same 😭

[@raashi095]

Sameeeee

[@adamslander66]

GOD SAME

[@SammieNel]

Glad we're all in this together

[@octoberspirit]

Dan’s sports shit-talk and Phil’s multiple oblivious comments about being straight or curved… It’s the most wonderful time of the year~

[@sondpnichqfvd]

phil becoming more northern while yelling made me laugh

[@meg2444]

I love the casual foreshadowing of Dan's eventual meltdown and ensuing hiatus, but I'm also trying to soak up every minute of consistent uploads that we can get bc I fear it is true

[@aysaj05]

a minute in and phil has already broken the reindeer lmao

[@emo6577]

And as soon as the gaming starts Dan starts trash talking lmao. Love these two, needed gamingmas this year

[@aysaj05]

@@emo6577 same haha, something i rlly missed

[@starfox3883]

I’ve missed hearing Phil nervously say “geese!!”

[@rimlex9292]

Phil constantly saying lad while stressed was so amusing

[@lisa_vxng]

not the jumpcut after "getting f**ked in the what???" i cackled

[@sarasaleem7031]

Oh god I can't believe they are truly back

[@jessieroberts3159]

12:51 "We have Cell-Block Tango at home"

[@rockercaterrorencountered4924]

I love how Dan does youtube so infrequently that he keeps forgetting about the end screen

[@Gemskii9090]

It's 3am. I've just driven my drunk wife home for an hour and a half in the snow. Dan and Phil need to heal what I've just been through ❤️😂

[@Gemskii9090]

The board is back. I'm healed!

[@ThisUserIsNoLongerAvailable]

Ah, nothing makes it feel like Christmas more than Phil destroying the decorations.

[@juliatheyher]

I still can’t believe when y’all said the gaming channel was back y’all are going so hard!! I really thought it would be an occasional treat! 🎉

[@raashi095]

This is the only channel where i don't skip the sponser part because its as amusing and amazing as the rest of the video

[@julian-infrared]

back here after years and its cool to see yall are out as gay now, but it does make it much funnier that you still have such a Male Living SpaceTM

[@BlueZangoose_]

dan should win the whole of dan vs phil season 2 just by hitting that backwards strike.

[@mackenziebrynnrap]

can't wait to come back to this in July 2025 when all the comments are everyone yelling at Dan for calling us all out on our procrastination BS lol XP

[@lildrummerboyhajoon]

it’s scary how accurate phil’s mii actually looks like him

[@w3bcor3]

0:20 not dan sounding like every toxic bf ever...... "i'm committed to u.... FOR NOW" 😭

[@_rachelkeyes]

Dan got his guns out for sporty things we love to see it

[@welldressedbird]

phil really said "don't cry, craft" with his dragon design. i support him

[@skeletem]

"Oh, he's throwing seals already!" got me lmao I just know they shit talk each other sooo much playing Mario Kart

[@ainsleygrace557]

if you told me 2 months ago that dan vs. phil would come back I wouldn't believe you 💕

[@prettybabyface105]

I think what i waited 5 years for was hearing phil say ✨️GEESE✨️ when things dont go right

[@lin3577]

I'm still waiting for the ultimate "all or nothing" from Phil

[@RiccardoC]

You guys just made our timeline better by being back in our lives, I hope you know that! Also you made me remember that the Dan vs Phil announcement slowly creeped into undistinguishable sounds episode after episode and I've been laughing since

[@chloepatrick12]

‘why am i not straight’ a question most of us have asked ourselves

[@tdizzle2563]

This is all healing something very significant in me and i cannot thank you guys enough

[@MarsBars874]

They always find a way to bring back exactly what I’ve been missing right when I’m thinking of it

[@gossamergreen2787]

0:44 i forgot about this running gag, and the revival of it here nearly made me cry :')

[@alexi.7457]

THEY LITERALLY MADE THE BOARD BEFORE STARTING THE VIDEO HAHAHA

[@WrenRemm]

5:20 "oh, he's throwing seals already" 7:05 Dan's face 7:30 Phil's straight 11:02 "always wear direction" 11:07 *scream* "you have no depth perception"

[@MarkThePage]

I just want Editing Dan to know that it's possible to lower the audio during those screeches.

[@_rainbowXcupcake_]

i came back from work exhausted but i saw Dan and Phil uploaded so I’m happy

[@crhct]

phil always looks so lovely with his hair pushed back

[@anniemay13]

i am BEGGING y’all pleeeeeeeease make those stickers smaller so y’all don’t run out of space on the board that quickly

[@sillygoofy1893]

11:07 as phil would say, dan screamed so loud he broke the sound barrier

[@auden4531]

tHaT's WhAt HaPpEnS wHeN yOu Go FaSt YoU iDiOt!!!!!!!!

[@daydreamee]

i need a community poll asking how many people are actually new here, because there must be some but it feels weird to imagine people who haven't been watching every dan and phil video for the last decade plus

[@annem6722]

don't want to suggest something as outrageous as craft, but I'm fairly sure I have that same reindeer decoration and you could probably hot glue it back together and have it look exactly the same! hopefully you can fix him up

[@nanawritesstuff]

1:57 as an english language major, i feel strangely validated

[@spilledquinoa]

7:42 Phil really just fuckin growled??

[@justasmltwngir1732]

He’s a dogboy

[@nikotm2856]

the yippees brought me great joy. so whichever one of you added that thank you very much. very funny

[@TheVoiceinTheDarkness]

Gamingmas is making my December and going back on old Dan and Phil videos especially rewatching the Sims series has helped me through rough times in my mental health especially as 2023 was the year my depression has been the worst. Thanks for Dan and Phill for getting me through my teenage years and now my mid to late 20s !!!

[@TheMotherOfBambi]

Ok but genuinely dan saying they're here for us.. means the world. Thank you so much for doing gamingmas, you make such a difference for me, ive been struggling and these times are very stressful and it feels so comforting to know no matter what bullshit goes down, theres a dan and phil video waiting for me

[@LittleDevilMossy]

It's July 2024! You were close! I'll stop procrastinating after one more video!

[@kbrooke11]

i’m here checking once an hour for the new video today 🙈

[@yardofblondegirls]

i love how competitive phil is because it always seems so out of character

[@AmyAmore99]

I’m so glad Dan vs Phil is back!!

[@MicaelaMorrow]

"why am I not straight?" guys I thought we moved past this😂

[@juliaramos9535]

i love the new style of editing and i love how free and happy they look

[@brie]

a five year hiatus just for y’all to come back at the end of the year and give us nonstop spooky week and then gamingmas. it’s very weird feeling but i’m here for it

[@paige-py9up]

It feels like I’m back in 2018. Very weird but I love it

[@BotanicalFish]

The perfect birthday present boys! Thabk you!