Dan vs. Phil - Mario Kart 8

Dan and Phil take their competitive bants to the track in an epic battle of MARIO KART!
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Any complaints that this is unfair are void as THIS IS MARIO KART PEOPLE WHAT DO YOU EXPECT. Gotta love 'all or nothing'. Not salty at all.
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DAN
Videos: / danisnotonfire
Twitter: / danisnotonfire
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PHIL
Videos: / amazingphil
Twitter: / amazingphil
Tumblr: / amazingphil
Facebook: / amazingphil
Instagram: / amazingphil
Merch: danandphilshop.com
(Dan Triv #4 - I edited this on a plane)

[@barbara-ow2jn]

"I'm totally gonna toot you" "don't toot me please" "nooooo ive got a plant, ive got a plant" AAHHHHH PHIL UR TOO PRECIOUS FOR THE WORLD

[@EthanEmc2]

He is so squishhhy and ADORABLLLLLE

[@shantitoorenspits1397]

Zai Howlter f

[@EthanEmc2]

Hayl-Lee Gallegos Dan does all the poking so yes most squishy.

[@lpsmatrix2774]

Zai Howlter Dont toot him...... Doot him.

[@pennylovingston4064]

Dangthatsalongchannel that made my day.

[@Wolvesrule38]

...When you realize saying 'ALL OR NOTHING' is going to be called 'Pulling a Phil' eventually

[@inkling457]

XD

[@sonnylong6180]

True - I would call it pulling a Dan, rather than a Phil - Phil is better.

[@heartz4juni]

foreshadowing

[@shelbymadison4185]

Phil says "don't break it again" and Dan looks at him like he's just said something he shouldn't have said.

[@jenniferisaacson4777]

I think it's because Phil told him not to break it again when Phil was the person that broke it in the first place I could be wrong though

[@taliarose6567]

It broke the first time in one of the Bishi Bashi videos.

[@ish202]

XD HE KNOWS

[@channiminich6468]

+Shelby Madison and this moment let all the Phans go wild xD

[@bebannnn]

Channi Minich HA lol

[@katemaloney4189]

this is like three vids in one 1st time) watching their banting 2nd time) watching Phil's side 3rd time) watching Dan's side

[@phoenixpayton8667]

yup, you're not the only one!

[@marymoore63]

kate marie why is this me

[@naobiclarke7926]

katertot .-. i

[@alexashley9140]

katertot .-. Lol me

[@KindaCaitlyn]

First time I watched I toggled between 1 and 3

[@BaskingintheAmbiance]

Their true personalities shine at the end when phil wins and dan screams FUCK YOU MARIO KART

[@BaskingintheAmbiance]

Basking In The Ambiance IM CRAFTING

[@alyssadunre4898]

I love your videos! Didn't know you liked Dan and Phil :)

[@leila7983]

Cus they fuck eachother. ... I went there

[@sierrahill4492]

Phil: The jumpy mc jumperson. Dan: No, not the bike arena one. They know each other so well

[@celestiaanne8648]

Sierraroez ikr

[@microorganism1854]

"Don't toot me, please." -Phil Lester 2k16

[@mollyhedges2052]

Katalina Danforth #Rip2k16

[@myatorrance722]

it was 2015

[@microorganism1854]

I care so much about your opinion. (obvious sarcasm)

[@coricognitions]

haha i read this comment exactly as he said it in the same speed

[@itsametaphorbrian2184]

I love your profile pic

[@scratchedcds]

Let me just remind you that Dan’s mistake on the All or Nothing was letting himself get distracted by an accidental innuendo. and that’s dan for you

[@rdd8048]

T h a t ’ s O u r D a n

[@sebbychanforever]

"Is this black enough?" gosh diddly darn i need your shirt dan

[@batbat1209]

"Gosh diddly darn" lol XD

[@lucydempster2895]

He's wearing it ironically lol

[@Addiemood]

no but seriously it literally says comic sans used ironically klairehumanoid.tumblr.com/post/117803123462/danisnotonfirestyle-exact-is-this-black lmaooo

[@monmo548]

I love ur profile picture

[@LizzyGMusic]

the.colors.of.fire I just ordered it.

[@KaylaKasel]

5:46 makes for an excellent screenshot.

[@Grace-bj1wx]

Kayla Lee s. Vgg

[@eellalouisee]

epicbmxdude 78 k

[@teresarogers5564]

Ikr he looks like Ruffnut. I literally just made a comment about that then saw this

[@clover4202]

Kayla Lee I paused too early and I was crying laughing 😂

[@Hana-dd7vh]

Kayla Lee j

[@phanlvingbandobsessedemoga1853]

it's ok Phil. I actually did click without looking

[@magicunicorneatssouls]

Starstuck11 me too 😂😂

[@caitlinfhx]

PhanGirlMollie4Life im just binge watching

[@madisonscarlett1732]

Amazingpinninghøløsexualisnøtønfire! I love your name

[@phanlvingbandobsessedemoga1853]

Madison scarlett thank you! I tried to combine all my fandoms. still trying to get Melanie Martinez in there. not sure how.

[@jane-ui3tj]

Amazingpinninghøløsexualisnøtønfire! love your nameeee

[@realscapegoat592]

I started playing a game to try to tell who edits the videos, This one was Dan

[@sydneyjason7823]

I think Dan edits a lot of them, really.

[@giannazacanna9228]

Loojee715 hahah yeah i think dan edits most of them

[@redpandashatecherries]

Dan edits all the vids and does the titles. Phil does the thumbnail.

[@phanmemes.thatsall.7027]

How do you tell

[@lorbaborb]

The description gave it away

[@sodasoda2003]

Dan's "blame the speed, it's too fast!" Voice was the same voice from Phil is not on fire 7 when Dan was the nacho and he said "IM COMPLETE!"

[@crankthatrebecca12]

Omg I just realized that

[@tehya2202]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@dinklestinkle7146]

when youve watched too much dan and phil ;)

[@tehya2202]

Lalia Williams-Riseng lol ikr? Every time I watch one of their videos I can almost say everything word for word and my family thinks I need help. Lol great.

[@tehya2202]

ShadowHearth16 lol. I can quote word for word every Phil is not in fire and it's honestly amazing. And since I relate to Dan so much I feel like I would marry him. But hey maybe if I married Dan I could live with Dan AND Phil that would be amazing

[@tealorchid99]

there's four types of people: the ones that stare at dan's screen, the ones that stare at phil's screen, the one that stare at the actual camera screen, and the ones that mangae to look at all equally (a rare species)

[@emmajane7055]

true.

[@orvali]

tealorchid99 i'm the one who looks at all equally

[@AP_505]

tealorchid99 And the type of people who watch the video four times to do each thing.

[@tawnyowl1764]

+TheHurricane Yeah I have to do that.

[@dancergrl2118]

tealorchid99 I was watching all of them equally lol

[@amylyn3357]

Phil: "Mario kart is the only game that makes me swear" Me: * reminisces shelter * ok Phil...

[@dancerlouisaxx]

and the new crash bandicoot

[@redpandashatecherries]

Fortnite.

[@philtrash2303]

Two Harreh Pottah fans in this thread. RAVENCLAW PRIDE

[@mosshealy3280]

Wow it’s weird to actually hear them say the words “Dan vs. Phil” rather than ASGJFKGKGKF PHWOO

[@ioannad1857]

I KNOW

[@angel.6110]

Man, yes.

[@kafart4000]

Dan: *bleep bleep* Phandom: Meh Phil: Damnit Phandom: PHIL YOU HAVE SUCH A DIRTY MOUTH WHERE DID U LEARN THIS LANGUAGE!?

[@skyecleckler6380]

That Trash so true omg.🙄❤️😂

[@kawaiikid7778]

briant85 he learned it from Dan obviously *wink*wink* if you know what I mean JKJKJK JKJKJK

[@soupiefr]

Kawaii Kid777 lol😂😂😂😂

[@mackienh805]

I thought this at first. Then I watched the badger simulation...

[@badluck889]

lol

[@abbiestubbs1244]

Phil looked so happy when he won, it was so adorable omg ^•^

[@KiiTiiObaby]

actually Dan let Phil win. he could of had did the horn thing but he didn't

[@abbiestubbs1244]

+Mybestfriendphan Edits he did use the horn thing but it didn't boost him far enough to win

[@KiiTiiObaby]

Abbie Stubbs Really? Because he still had the horn when phil won...

[@abbiestubbs1244]

+Mybestfriendphan Edits he used it right before the finish line. It boosted him a bit, the yellow circle around him was the boost.

[@KiiTiiObaby]

Abbie Stubbs ohhh well he could of had used it earlier

[@ehlins]

"Dont break it again" Dan:... Fangirls:..... Phil:....

[@alyssamendiola7622]

Screaming in Spanish

[@TheThirdAishaCoelho]

me: *screams in portuguese*

[@troylerbotches8338]

Brazilian phandom, yay

[@TheThirdAishaCoelho]

yay

[@aimia100]

*swears in Quebec slang*

[@jill9408]

"I'm gonna kill you." "You can't kill me we're married."

[@saddimpledion]

Love it

[@not-so-happypappypatton]

Oml. 😂

[@PulseOfTheMaggie]

Guys. As of tomorrow, Dan and Phil games is going to be one year old. We are all dying.

[@neeenssss]

Wait what???OMFG

[@oliviamay1793]

Omg no

[@bubblyaero14]

BestKeptAnonymous yeah, from when they first created the channel/registered the username. They only started uploading in September.

[@luluniax]

BestKeptAnonymous wtf no it was made yesterday

[@lunalovegood9801]

Hello, Internet. So today I'm having another existential crisis- oh, it burns! It burns!

[@chloelg2012]

Pllleeeeaaaassseeee do a new Dan vs Phil, we've waited since April 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

[@23l605]

yes

[@emusinth2838]

I agree. plez plez plez plez plez plez make a new d vs. p. I beg of you

[@canderivero2303]

+Chloe Gillin i need it in my life

[@audreytaylor9560]

+Chloe Gillin ayeeeeeee! new one today

[@gracelalala5524]

Your wish was granted about 45 mins ago :)

[@caitlyn4175]

9 YEARS I WAS 6 WHEN HE STARTED HIS CHANNEL

[@fainthorror]

i was 6 when my friend showed me dan's 'butterfingers.' i was very amused by how awkward this guy was

[@ellathornburgg]

Miss Amazing oh my god!!! haha aren't we all! they are both cute and awkward lol

[@casaieaustin16]

I was 4

[@wiswis1991]

I was 15

[@phanisalwaysonfirex5595]

I was 4

[@sophieclowry872]

Phil: "And that's the start to my complete domination" Who knew this would be true??

[@callmeravenlee1972]

IVE COME FROM THE FUTURE TO WARN YOU!!!! PHIL BECOMES SUPREME OVERLORD OF THE GALAXY IN 2021 AND... its... actually quite lovely... nvm

[@aady1209]

@@callmeravenlee1972 phil becoming the overlord of the world is the only thing that can save us after the hellscape of 2020 please someone make phil the president

[@callmeravenlee1972]

Aadyaa Thirani unfortunately he’s can’t become president because he’s not American. Fortunately he becomes supreme overlord of the universe

[@ThaliaLizette]

Someone make dan into mario with a 'get rekt' sign in his pink cat car

[@ThaliaLizette]

and Phil saying 'don't toot me pls'

[@Emyslifexoxo]

ThaliaLizette Challenge accepted

[@buicksea1802]

Tell us when it is done

[@Emyslifexoxo]

ThaliaLizette The deed is done. friedloser.tumblr.com/post/117813767288/welp-this-happened-im-not-sure-if-i-should-be Bewy C

[@natalievanidour2195]

Emyslifexoxo omg yes

[@lespaul2912]

I love how Dan actually would have won every single game if he didn't agree to a 'final battle'

[@river3495]

Sophie Luna Ich finde dich überall... :D

[@aleciamiller1250]

Lea deutsche omg omg omg

[@river3495]

ally xy Heyyy

[@lespaul2912]

Lea Das ist nicht mehr normal :'D

[@river3495]

Sophie Luna :o Wir schauen einfach die selben Sachen :D

[@wutheringheights01]

You know shits real when Phil says fricken

[@aliciab8272]

You know shits real when oh sehun is your profile picture

[@wutheringheights01]

what do u mean I'm not Asian

[@aliciab8272]

+michael clifford is sexy lol Korea is in Asia. kpop is from Korea. oh sehun is in a kpop group. The kpop fandom is an Asian fandom because it's from Asia.

[@wutheringheights01]

OH I DIDNT READ IT PROPERLY I THOUGHT SHE MEANT ANOTHER ASIAN PERSON IN THE PHANDOM HAHAHAHA

[@aliciab8272]

+michael clifford is sexy lol XD

[@emmavanemma5098]

Phil couldn't go in a straight line. What could it mean?

[@danshobbithair7132]

Nobody Special it doesn't mean anything.

[@cier__]

Nobody Special O mai @W@

[@kieraedwards3470]

oOo

[@saraw.1007]

He's bad a driving

[@itssssstef]

Smacks alternatively

[@musicsavedme3534]

"It's 2016 phil no one reads the title"

[@musicsavedme3534]

Take your own advice dan

[@zbek6658]

Musicsavedme I see Marilyn Manson

[@01diary.10]

i see my daddy in your profile pic

[@lanilemaitre1685]

Musicsavedme true I just look at the thumbnail tbh

[@musicsavedme3534]

Sri Shaveena Nair I see my daddy in your profile pic 😂

[@allmycrushesaretoooldornot8630]

Dan looks good AF

[@ezra5636]

Ilovesmosh He always does

[@30jet03]

They both always look good

[@ItsJustJadyn]

Ilovesmosh Don't they both always look good?

[@dhyxcks2939]

They both always look amazing

[@awkwardalpaca2504]

dan and phil both look beautiful

[@erinobrien4242]

YOU TWO ARE THE BEST TWO PEOPLE TO PLAY THIS TOGETHER IM CRYING

[@erinobrien4242]

Incoming: Don't cry Craft Comments

[@Matthew-it2jw]

Erin Obrien Don't tell people to not cry don't craft why the fuck would you not craft

[@Matthew-it2jw]

Erin Obrien Don't tell people to not cry don't craft why the fuck would you not craft

[@annasnotabanana]

This was the first video I ever saw of them. I clicked on it a little over a year ago, and I'm so glad I did. Ever since then these two nerds have completely destroyed my life, and it's definitely the best decision I've ever made. I wish I'd known about them sooner, but I'm glad I've been here for a year

[@yuan9744]

Yas

[@amazingnatalie]

I craft myself to sleep because I have only been here for a week.

[@kadydowlinghamilton2795]

+AJ Wolfie Productions well selcoms I've been here for ages 😂😂

[@mackenziewadsworth8559]

HOLY COW I DIDNT REALIZE THIS WAS OVER A YEAR OLD

[@mackenziewadsworth8559]

also welcome. you can never leave. don't read phanfic. HAVE FUN!

[@heyimacringeymcnugget435]

Phil: don't you yawn I'm right up your butt Dan: 😐 Me: Wat.

[@Candiflossofficial]

*spends entire video trying to read the last word on Dan's shirt*

[@peterpancake1163]

Yes. Good god I thought I was the only one...

[@caitlinhayes6155]

It says 'Is this black enough?'....unless you did get it at the end xP

[@Candiflossofficial]

Caitlin Hayes THANK YOU LOL

[@Destinyw17]

I was doing the same 😅

[@sarahzinck6993]

I want this shirt so much omg

[@aerious1688]

who's here during the post Lester victory era ?

[@natvelo]

literally everyone here

[@morganhollingsworth3424]

*spits drink dramatically* 9 YEARS!?!?

[@Sophia-hs7et]

morgan Hollingsworth Phil has been here from the start XD

[@ilysbmakayla5657]

Yup! He's even helped start up many KZbinrs. He encouraged Dan, Chris, PJ, Duncan (a Japanese KZbinr) Phil literally started everything

[@morganhollingsworth3424]

Sheesh...where have I been!?

[@Sophia-hs7et]

morgan Hollingsworth i know right? I only discovered him earlier in the year.

[@morganhollingsworth3424]

Still adore him though

[@livhasnofriends2232]

"don't break it again" **entire phandom** AHHHH

[@amypark4339]

Obnoxious Dan is my favourite Dan

[@shannon9741]

Amy Park dan is my favourite dan

[@gerardwaymorelikegerardbae3]

Amy Park same

[@Sophiec166]

He seems to take these things way too seriously :l

[@sophiaissoakward3362]

Sarcastic little shit dan is my favourite

[@shorjaken4070]

Amy Park That "all or nothing" crap would get me aggro too.

[@mikeya.2742]

Dan: "ooh, we`re going too fast" Tyler in the distance: "We`re going too fast, fast, save us"

[@beebupp]

I LOVE A GOOD RAB REFERENCE

[@stvltiloqvent]

12:18 *starts bouncing on the couch* Phil: don't break it again wow you guys aren't even trying now #thisshipsailsitself

[@foxface6705]

I recommend watching bishi bashi special, because that's when Phil I think broke it. But your explanation is SO much better than the real reason it broke.

[@stvltiloqvent]

fox face i know how it broke, i just thought the innuendo is worth sharing.

[@foxface6705]

huggingcacti it is very much worth sharing. (I apologize, I cannot english)

[@morninglobbyenjoyer]

huggingcacti oh god

[@morninglobbyenjoyer]

Maybe they were reinacting the hat phanfic? (;

[@mayafarrell9653]

OMG MY DADS UPLOADED

[@RebeccaStyles101]

ye

[@tessagrey3204]

Are you proud Dil? How's ur gf?

[@cassieschwing4845]

Dan and Phil: *calls game old* Me: *sitting here awkwardly with Mario cart double dash for the game cube*

[@erinslps]

lmao same

[@jayce2773]

Cassie Schwing I still play Super Mario Smash Bros. Melee on the GameCube and Luigi's Mansion. XD And I'm 13

[@tonym7051]

Cassie Schwing YESSSS

[@rebelx04]

Everytime I rewatch the Dan vs Phil's, I'm reminded of how Dan tried his best to insist the all or nothing's started with Phil, when they really started because of him 😂😂😂

[@brandichandler8573]

Did anyone realize that Dan's shirt says "is this black enough" ?

[@aspen6044]

Snowballlover I did, I love it so much I bought the sweat shirt lol

[@amzingkelsea3865]

Snowballlover I did

[@wendytasker1972]

Yes and im jealous

[@leo-mq4de]

you should do dan vs phil vs dil

[@hannahjane6553]

Dil Howlter I now love you even more Dil

[@birgitrusbach1340]

Yassssss and hi Dil :-)

[@zoewilkinson7533]

Notice me senpai XD

[@ranien]

Dil Howlter YESS

[@miahinchy4892]

Hello dil how are your fathers

[@steffimountain8144]

"dont break it agian" wHAT...PHILLIP STOP MESSING WITH OUR FANGJRL HEARTS

[@TheArisish]

Steffi Mountain Phil broke it in a gaming video before. I think that's what he was referring to...

[@steffimountain8144]

STILL, OUR FANGIRL HEARTS CANT TAKE IT

[@fireworksims1135]

I would also like to touch on the fact that Phil said "I'm right up your bum" to Dan

[@muirn3]

***** I think that was more a look of, "dafuq phil." xD The inuendo's were strong in this one

[@emily-xh7kc]

***** omg tbh they don't even try to hide it

[@dobbyblue2462]

"I was winning 2-0 but he pulled a Phil in the end and he 'won'" We need to make this a thing!!!!!!

[@kylacrystal1824]

"is this black enough" umm obviously not if I can read it

[@kylacrystal1824]

+Your Everyday Fangirl 18 GET YOUR BLACK GAME TOGETHER DAN

[@rhiannahurst9553]

The comic sans are real XD

[@ChloeLukasiakFan260]

it might have only been a week since this comment was posted, but this definitely needs more likes..

[@delilurs]

when its faded it says is his black enough

[@kylacrystal1824]

Its is this black enough

[@alliyah5652]

i love how everything phil has won dan technically won but phil decided it was ALL OR NOTHING

[@jasneet.g6236]

Ikr

[@pearslices6963]

yeah, I completely agree

[@amelia-bb3pm]

ALL OR NOTHING IS LITERALLY ME

[@liyah7867]

WE HAVE THE SAME NAME

[@blackk_rose_]

Actually not exactly true. In Halo Dan suggested it and in some game Phil technically won I believe, but they kinda ignored it because the video would have been too short, so they continued and Dan won. I don't remember which though.

[@HanaynayDrizzle]

Am I the only one that nonchalantly said, "auto zone" after they said, "We're in the zone"?

[@claytonshirey]

Nope

[@Melanie-ki4yk]

I did. xD

[@taliawatkins4982]

I DID!!

[@bellegutierrez1464]

I did 😂😂

[@_cindi_reads_]

Hannah Smith SAME

[@knittedrachael]

"oh don't toot me, please" gets me every time

[@taralynns.j8886]

Phil: What is that noise? Dan: Oh its this *jumps on couch* Phil: Oh no don't break it again Me: ASDFGHJKL;ZXCVBNMQWERTYUIOASDFGHJKL AGAIN. AGAIN?

[@fainthorror]

the broke the couch in bishi bashi special episode 3

[@taralynns.j8886]

Miss Amazing Person: So, what's your favourite danandphilgames episode? me: Oh you know, the one where they were bishi bashing too hard and broke the couch ;-;

[@hailstorm528]

+Taralynn S.J HOLY SHIT. XD

[@jodi4558]

Phil was the one that broke it before not Dan

[@jodi4558]

That's why Dan made that face

[@brittanykmiecik1240]

You guys should do a Dan vs. Phil - Cards Against Humanity. cx

[@sianemily8308]

Brittany Kmiecik yasss

[@lilajanick]

Brittany Kmiecik OMG PLZ

[@ChildishTris]

guess what? they did

[@sabrinamoor3336]

guess what m8 !!!

[@redpandashatecherries]

Phil wins.

[@tiffanypham9105]

Phil- ALL OR NOTHING!!! Dan- *I got this* Me- You thought betch

[@juliegriebel4077]

"Phil we're just playing the games they WANT us to play!" THEN PLAY MONOPOLY THTS WHAT THE PEOPLE WANT

[@wormdemon]

Dan's shirt is literally everything.I want it NOW.

[@hannahireson1292]

All hail your profile picture twenty one phans

[@moon-sb1jt]

|-/

[@savannahmay8108]

I think I need it more than you

[@rio6438]

+Aj Volkman I love your Profile pic :D

[@undesirableno]

OH MY GOD SAME I need that right NOW (nice profile pic tho ;),

[@7GeorgeB1]

I HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED WATCHING THE VIDEO YET AND I AM ALREADY CRYING THANK U SO MUCH I AM SO EXCITED

[@hazelsutton8911]

George Braithwaite i am crying too

[@abbypiper7516]

George Braithwaite george omg i love ur videos ok GOODBYE but i love u subscribe to me if u like or don't

[@birgitrusbach1340]

Don't cry Craft Srry I had to XD

[@VeronikaMackyK]

*crafting

[@brittanydaniellemock7416]

Birgit, you beat me to it!

[@carissah8542]

At 3:20, I was disappointed that neither one of them said "PRO TIP".... I'll escort myself out now

[@carissah8542]

Carissa H And 6:45 now (I am watching the vid while commenting so I just saw it)

[@fena9747]

ME TOO

[@nedrynthecheeto66]

Don't escort yourself out... Oh, you didn't? Yay!

[@carissah8542]

Cheetos Hutchens Yay! Now I can watch the whole vid. And I was so ready for "...CRAFT" and to have to hug/punch you.

[@cb8929]

“That’s the start to my complete domination as well” IM CRYING ITS OVER CONGRATS PHIL

[@Josrutube]

just going to leave these quotes here: Dan- caramel waterfall, yeah i want to expose my nipples to that Dan- oh my god your distracting me, i'm wiggling all over the place Phil- drink my pain!! Dan: oh mother bloody tits Dan- ok you mother fluffer Dan- ok i'm coming up behind you phil Dan- i'm going to toot you Phil- oh don't toot me please Phil- there take that to the nose Dan- too little too plant phil Phil- don't you yawn i'm right up your but Dan; crap crap crap crap Phil- board me Dan- i'm not salty Phil- that feels so good and that's the start of my complete domination Phil- (about the sofa) don't break it again *look at eachother* ur welcs

[@daniellewinn3911]

don't forget phil: IM UP YOUR BUTT dan:(weird eyebrow motion)

[@unknownweirdo9952]

😘😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

[@bellaneaushisplayssingsand9565]

Thank you. I am now complete.

[@zoelucas5929]

It's the face of I won!

[@taeyongsplants3685]

😂😂😂

[@madi2639]

DO YOU GUYS REALIZE AT THE END PIL SAYS "yeah,but i came first"

[@siobhanx29]

When?

[@madi2639]

+ItsSiobhan "at the end"

[@cheddarcheetah3267]

+sxftkitty phil*

[@nicole820]

+sxftkitty WHY OH GOD

[@Lola2000machina]

+sxftkitty My dirty mind...

[@MetalOfHeaven777]

3:15-3:21 Am I the only one who shouted "PROTIP!"?

[@MasunaMasu]

YES. JUST YES.

[@twinlover7119]

I half expected them to tbh

[@paperbackk]

RAPTOR PROTIP *pew pew pew pew*

[@emilyb2375]

NOOOO I LIKE SCREAMED IT AND BROTHER CAME IN A THOUGHT I WAS TALKING TO HIM XD

[@tiredtae9415]

MetalOfHeaven777 I DID ASWELL!!!!!!!!

[@gene5510]

Dan: I'm gonna toot you Phil: Don't toot me please Me: Oh.

[@aymatewot3958]

I NEVER KNEW THAT GETTING 10 COINS SPEEDS U UP AND I'VE HAD THE GAME FOR LIKE, 3 YEARS!!!!!

[@aymatewot3958]

and i thought they DID buy upgrades

[@aymatewot3958]

*sigh*

[@mpreston601]

"DON'T BREAK IT AGAIN!" THE LOOK THEY GIVE EACH OTHER.

[@BriSummers15]

Yeah Phil broke the couch last time but when he said that they just looked at Eachother like that was awkward

[@lemanadeh]

Bri Summers yeah PHIL broke it! But here Phil told DAN to not break it again

[@stellarjens2047]

I AM IN LOVE WITH PHIL'S SHIRT. CAN I HAVE A FEMALE VERSION please...

[@buffyoopin913]

Jennifer Mudge why do you need a female version?

[@damonanalburn4395]

Elizabeth Alexis ummm maybe because she's female?!?!

[@violaces]

a shirt is a shirt fam

[@Autistic_Snout]

female shirts tends to have a smaller waste compared to the chest... becuase women believe it or not have boobs and men dont (im not taking trans into consideration so dont get triggered)

[@stellarjens2047]

TheDeathly Howells I find women's t-shirts fit me better than men's as usually the sizes are much bigger than I. Also, yes Nico di Angelo, I do want a much more fitted version.

[@Blox248]

Current Score: Dan: 3 Phil: 2 Current Score without All or Nothings: Dan: 5 Phil: 0

[@isobellaevans1317]

3:20 don't you mean..... Phact? I'll show myself out.

[@bepis272]

XD

[@tehya2202]

exit stage right.

[@xoodleroodleoodle7391]

You really should. Good pun though!

[@xvkin]

nice pun

[@Ava-cf2bx]

Get out.

[@morganiss6156]

THEIR FRIENDSHIP SURVIVED MARIOKART

[@horsesrotflol]

And Monopoly I'm pretty sure.

[@rockpaperrandom3183]

Morganiss but can it survive Mario party 10!?

[@ianherron5767]

Morganiss lets hope they don't destroy it playing golf with friends.

[@asmodeusfran]

Samantha Herron it didn't

[@aspyndawson3781]

Man, sometimes I'm really ashamed to be part of this phandom. All the negative comments about Phil are completely uncalled for. All those comments make me feel like you're all only here for Dan. Come on; both the games that Phil has won, Dan considers himself pretty good at. Which means Phil probably thinks from the start that he'll lose. That can't feel good, of course he'll want to do an all or nothing. You all need to shut up; because the part of the phandom that loves them both equally, are going to get tired of your shit, real quickly.

[@desiree4426]

Preach, sister.

[@allieyo7893]

I agree. there's a lot of Dangirls that always have to give Phil shit for the smallest stuff.

[@elishadanielle9378]

PREACH IT! 🙌

[@TheodoraHex]

Aspyn Dawson amen, preach it

[@jerilynbrown3499]

First off what type of "fan" only likes one but dislikes the other? Second off without Phil, Dan would not have made a KZbin account. And third off of you don't like Phil for whatever reason this is Dan AND Phil games so fuck off m8.

[@jordanbarelysmiles]

Not me literally yelling 'Go Phil! ' while on my lunch break at work which is totally not embarrassing

[@mistymornings4862]

"Is this black enough" Dan where can i get that T-shirt it's even in comic sans

[@angelinalouise404]

look up Dan and Phil on RedBubble and it will come up. 😊

[@PoisonCat10]

I want a black t-shirt with "I hate Comic Sans" in comic sans

[@rizzofromgrease1248]

+Msp - BlackWulf 😂

[@nickpolap8707]

^omg i want this rly badly now xD

[@tjfullenkamp]

+Msp - BlackWulf if you make or find it I'll buy it

[@masonnn3446]

i want dan's shirt too badly

[@jaimewilliams5609]

apparently they sell it on redbubble

[@masonnn3446]

oh awesome thanks!

[@alicetucci687]

+Jaime Williams thanks now I know we're Dan shops.

[@sydneypaige2515]

I bought one on red bubble

[@aurora3639]

What does it say?

[@handsnanitizer]

I saw this in my subs and I went "wOOoOOooO!!" And I scared my parents whoops.

[@emmairwin581]

Same. I was walking with my mum and I screamed and it made her jump because I hardly ever speak.

[@isuckatgaming4348]

Me 2

[@sapphireminer6797]

Hey cori

[@sapphireminer6797]

"Dinosaurs were roaming the earth." Corisaurus was roaming the earth XD

[@boolagassie]

Same expect I kinda hummed it

[@kyaaa4485]

Phil won Mario Kart 8 and my skin is clear, my crops are thriving, and I'm fully hydrated in 2017

[@cheshirejinxx8123]

How is no one talking about the end?

[@Tinylinson]

I KNOW

[@kais1647]

I'm dead

[@itsnofunwithoutjoshdun665]

Cheshire Jinxx DID PHIL NOT REALIZE HOW WRONG THAT SOUNDED

[@taytaybland5215]

Cheshire Jinxx I choked on my milk when Dan gave him that look

[@celestiaanne8648]

Cheshire Jinxx dude ikr i died

[@CaitlynisaKitty]

DANIEL DOES YOUR SHIRT SAY IS THIS BLACK ENOUGH IN COMIC FUCKING SANS?!? Because I need to know where you got it.

[@CaitlynisaKitty]

klairehumanoid THANK YOU thats awesome Ill try to talk my people into buying it.

[@Taylor-fj8xq]

WHERE DID HE GET IT

[@klairehumanoid]

Taylor Burns as I said before I gave it to him at SITC, I made it :)

[@Taylor-fj8xq]

K

[@hemababla8466]

you can get it from red bubble

[@lisat2562]

i have to watch this 4 times so i can watch dan himself, phil himself, the game on dans side and the game on phils side

[@lunalovegood9801]

I thought I was the only one who did that!

[@lindacheak9669]

Lisa T same, and then i watch it all together as well xD

[@heathertowne1992]

Phil was right about the beginning of his total domination

[@JelloVu]

why is dan's mii so tan when he's so white

[@seaswallowme573]

Jello Vu lol oh my god I have no idea

[@rkeriadavis790]

Jello Vu he used to be really tan

[@seaswallowme573]

Once Upon an Odd Name ok well that's actually true

[@awkwardgerard5168]

it usually happens in the summer

[@pussussy]

Jello Vu He wants to be Black Enough

[@ravenedwards6600]

REally THOUGH THANK U SO MUCH FOR POSTING THIS BECAUSE I HAD A HORRIBLE FEW MONTHS AND YOU MADE ME 800% HAPPIER I LOVE YOU GUYS

[@ravenedwards6600]

did i put the % in the wrong place idc anymore

[@tetkadesi]

Yup,yup u did

[@ravenedwards6600]

Doris Spieße YIKES i'm gonna change it bc i'm embarrassed but thank you for telling me

[@BaskingintheAmbiance]

WEVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS VIDEO AS LONG AS THE VEGAS VLOG

[@BaskingintheAmbiance]

Basking In The Ambiance IM SCREAMING

[@kearawhitworth908]

Basking In The Ambiance Basking! I didnt know you liked dan and phil too! I love your parodies! :)

[@asherberns707]

Basking In The Ambiance ^^^

[@Aprildiamonds123]

YASS!!

[@BaskingintheAmbiance]

***** ESPECIALLY IF YOUR IN AMERICA IM CRAFTING

[@mirandawatson99]

"I love animal crossing" NOW WE KNOW THE TRUTH DANIEL

[@snekings5778]

Don't break it again. (stares at each other, video stops.) Me: WHAT

[@nicoleisgrate305]

IM SUFFOCATING

[@alysaur]

in the uncle beans bishi bashi vid phil jumped and broke the sofa so theres some context for ya

[@niki3722]

+Alyssa ! we didnt want that context...

[@nicoleisgrate305]

Alyssa !​ Niki​ but phil broke the sofa in that video and not dan, and here phil told dan not to break it again

[@snekings5778]

Nicole Goutman That's what I was thinking!

[@emilysakamoto7818]

"I WANT TO EAT EVERYTHING." -Phil, 2015 I feel ya bro, I feel ya

[@DevonMcElroy]

Dan and Phil MUST have a sing-off. Like Karaoke Party or something. It is their destiny. xD

[@heyitsashlynn8971]

YESSSS

[@soupahbunnybusiness]

Yaass.

[@amyparkinson5636]

yas

[@star-po3gb]

you know this is a really old video cause they actually said dan vs phil and didnt just make random sounds and put explosions all over the screen

[@babywithahammer]

"Wash your mouth out" GUESS I BETTER WASH MY MOUTH OUT WITH SOAP.

[@leahtomlinson5474]

Melanie fans are taking over KZbin. And I'm okay with that

[@darlingbambi84]

+Leah Tomlinson honestly same

[@repita21]

I've found my people.

[@gulsuboz2293]

Phil was swearing as he spoke, I guess Dan's gonna wash his mouth now - with soap.

[@pebble3951]

you deserve a cookie :)

[@MeagansRandomness]

I'm watching this at 11 PM in bed and I just snorted super loud and my mum's coming up the stairs as I type this hOW AM I GONNA EXPLAIN THIS

[@jendoesnotcare]

***** HIDE MAN. JUST HIDE.

[@bug8149]

B-but how? they uploaded it like 2 hours ago...

[@heyitsgabs21]

Veronica Garrett thats the time in most European countries i watched at 7 am (aest)

[@perfectjoji]

They uploaded like like 10 min ago

[@bug8149]

Shrek in jeans​Ohhhhhh Ok thanks

[@rnj117]

Oh my god. Only just noticed Dan's shirt. That's brilliant.

[@clobbybeeb0]

Is this black enough

[@phaniato3550]

chloe bee enough

[@elisak.1227]

Ruth Jones ... in comic sans. he's such a meme and i love it

[@elisak.1227]

i bet someone gave it to him

[@sivanneu]

Ruth Jones i can't read whats written on it :/

[@bellagown9436]

Little does Dan know that Phil is going to win Dan VS Phil

[@aAryan0309]

Even though I love both of these losers to death and equally I usually find myself rooting for my little sundrop Phil during these Dan vs Phil video

[@aAryan0309]

Idk why

[@vessicagames147]

Yeah I find myself rooting for the underdog

[@shannonangeli8752]

SAME I ALWAYS ROOT FOR PHIL BUT HE NEVER WINS😂😹

[@alana9205]

That's the story of my life.

[@emiliagn]

Sameee

[@ellatron]

letting ur friend win by lowering ur game is true friendship. the winner of the game was phil, however the protagonist in the moral of this story is dan

[@ellatron]

i'm meant 2 be doing homework ok let me have my bullshit conclusions

[@themidnaandlink1]

ella i hate mat.

[@ellatron]

L Lawliet not sure what u mean so let me continue that for you. i hate matERIAL goods of the modern world as they are over produced and quite frankly of lesser quality. the prices have risen, whilst the standards have fallen and i presume this will be the way of most production as we "improve" our modern technology. however, these changes are simply perpetuated ideas of the past, made to look more aesthetically pleasing- from which i can infer the eyes of our future, our generation, are solemnly focused on the outward appearance of things rather than the quality. it is truthfully a shameful fact that, as the world ages, it deteriorates at the fault of the prima-donna people who will not be around to experience the outcome of their modernisation. the future is coming, and thus death of all life on this speck of dust we call the earth will inevitably die. ((i like ur username thingi nd also my homework has NOT been completed yet))

[@themidnaandlink1]

Wow all because I fucked up the spelling of math. And thank you I like your user name as well. (My keyboard fucks up sometimes so at times there will be misspelled words.)

[@ellatron]

L Lawliet i mean next time u have to write an essay on modern technology and it's world affects hmu

[@Gemmamyk]

"But I still came first" -Phil Lester

[@brainielyaninag8039]

"It's the start of my domination" -Phil Lester

[@idontknow.8764]

"I'm right up your butt" -Phil Lester

[@Qoalatea]

"Don't break it again" -Phil Lester

[@caitlynsandy4521]

"And it's a little bit... sticky." -Phil Lester

[@lizzygarlinger8836]

Phil Lester the Innuendo King

[@olithey-them1141]

I love that calling an all or nothing is considered 'doing a Phil' or 'pulling a Phil'... when Dan technically pulled the first all or nothing...

[@nessiecullen89]

The end of the video seriously stressed me øut

[@nessiecullen89]

They ended it so abruptly it's crazy. I want to know how it broke in the first place 😂

[@sierrraleone]

I think we all know how

[@ShaynaDonovan]

I know... It made a tear in my heart..

[@HaileyScriven]

MY NAMES BLURRYFACE AND I CARE WHAT YOU THINK

[@DaraOrtiz]

brø...|-/

[@jones6604]

Dan... You don't need Batman, he's just a rich guy with an affinity for bats

[@mollywilliams6617]

Who's playing out his insane fantasy. How is that heroic?

[@jananasx]

Imarockstardressedlikeaswiftie you got batman entirely wrong.. we are all bat people

[@StephanieBoothEDV]

Hank, Gotham never gets better for long...

[@EvangelineSmileyFace]

Crime is not actually caused by evil

[@rileybanks1191]

Imarockstardressedlikeaswiftie We are all batpeople.

[@sylence218]

As a person with no friends, Dan and Phil's amazing friendship makes me cry.

[@NerdmaidFaith]

don't cry CRAFT! PS also vicariously living off of healthy relationships is good. I think.

[@sylence218]

I don't think its good for me but thank you :) I think I'll go craft now.

[@tessieboe2924]

IStoleYourSocks 'freindship'

[@sharaheartsixx]

IStoleYourSocks wanna be internet friends?

[@Hausse109]

IStoleYourSocks Same

[@unamoozed]

i come back to this video once in a while

[@EmmaLucilleYTB]

REMATCH! I want a pt. 2 since this is absolutely hilarious.

[@Uli-oh4jv]

Yaaaas!!!