Dangerous men

[@moeoeolycus189]

expat iranians making micro-budget 80s action movies is an underappreciated genre

[@KevinCarlson2]

NOT 80S

[@SpeedyEric1]

@@KevinCarlson2 Yeah, filming started in the 80s, and it went off and on for the next 2 decades until it was released in 2005.

[@KevinCarlson2]

@@SpeedyEric1 No, filming started in 1979

[@SpeedyEric1]

@@KevinCarlson2 John Rad left Iran in 1979, and this movie started filming in 1984, according to what I've read on the movie's Wikipedia page.

[@triacsieb5668]

We need a revival of that genre now!

[@AliceBowie]

A movie without a main character, or a consistent plot. It's like epic poetry.

[@wstine79]

A movie that will make you stand up and throw your furniture at the TV.

[@Maxrepfitgm]

Lmao

[@francisqun4540]

A John S. Rad Film. Created & Written & Producer & Original Music & Song & Lyrics & Executive Producer & Directed by JOHN RAD ! Masterpiece !

[@Charmolution]

I'm honestly surprised he didn't insist on playing the r@pist...

[@SpeedyEric1]

I'm sure he also played the ocean waves in the opening credits as well.

[@OrbbKlesk]

I've lost count to how many people I've shown this movie to. My friend's girlfriend was simply stunned when the movie froze frame, just waiting. And then the credits come into frame and she's like "NO WHAT???!!!"

[@pray4mojo35]

Not just a movie but a masterpiece on film. 👍🏻

[@SpeedyEric1]

The holy grail of holy fucking shit.

[@Mike-x9h5f]

you are insane

[@evanb4189]

Pretty sure this music is just those pre-recorded songs on the Casio Keyboards.

[@SpeedyEric1]

It's so repetitive and hypnotic, it makes me wanna choke myself to death with a pocket watch

[@rdevries48]

Loved it! And can't stop bobbing my head to the music!

[@makeadifference4all]

1:02:43 The police badge that says only "policeman - police" 😅

[@makeadifference4all]

I love how the whitest dude imaginable is called "Black Pepper" and wears a ridiculous 80s action star wig.

[@minaverry]

YOU ARE A GOOD PERSON!

[@funkiEst]

you own nothing.... but goodness !!!

[@makeadifference4all]

45:23 In this time-travel of a movie, we land in December 1995.

[@las10plagas]

got here straight from Jason and his crew 😀SBIG

[@octavemarbot8474]

Thanks for uploading! I don't have any clue what's going on but I'm constantly laughing. So hilariously incompetent it's hard to match.

[@beantown_billy2405]

Fanboy Flicks brought me here

[@SpeedyEric1]

The Cinema Snob brought ME here.

[@michaelyoder6064]

Thank you this might be the most realistic action movie of all time

[@NCRRanger7753]

The Iranian flag colors for an American news station? 🤔 GENIUS!! 👏😃

[@makeadifference4all]

54:45 The cop with his foot inexplicably caught under the car seat during a "honey trap" stakeout may be the funniest scene, especially when you realize the foot would be at that angle only if he was seated, not lying on his stomach.

[@aun8556]

39:02 did the director says action??

[@plawson8577]

Yes.

[@mitsuokatagiri1860]

This is one of the worst movies I've ever seen. I'm speechless. I can't wait to watch again. And show it to everyone else I know that likes bad movies

[@rotterdammer5243]

Now this has all the hallmarks of a cult movie! I laughed so much throughout the film!.....The holy grail of holy f@#king sh@t!!!.....

[@OMGSEASALT]

That was clearly a movie. I don't know what to say about it.

[@JamesBrown-sn6le]

What happened to the woman? What happened to the man?

[@minaverry]

They left. But other men and women appeared!

[@Maxrepfitgm]

Yes

[@Mike-x9h5f]

you're the only one on planet Earth that cares

[@toseeornot2see]

I don't think there is a moment in the movie without any music lol

[@SpeedyEric1]

It's so repetitive and hypnotic, it makes me wanna choke myself to death with a pocket watch.

[@Naty.S774]

Like si llegaron acá por Te Lo Resumo Así Nomás

[@stevencowie7151]

It was worth the wait certainly. Kudos!

[@MrArthurthur]

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE MUDERER GIRL??!??! WHAT DID I JUST WATCH?!?!

[@SpeedyEric1]

These plots don't intersect, they just jumped into a fucking wormhole. Every other scene in this movie is the epitome of "What did THAT have to do with anything?"

[@makeadifference4all]

44:31 Why doesn't my cable package include JMITV?

[@dizzy1369]

42:07 Holy wow that's the 80s car explosion to end all 80s car explosions. 😂🤣😂

[@makeadifference4all]

The movie needs a little more John Rad

[@KeroCrane]

Why did Mina's voice suddenly change as she was picking up Susan? That clearly wasn't her voice.

[@GOLTEB]

Im just lost for words, but that's a film alright

[@Jones23Boy]

OMG THANK YOU!

[@bearerofbadnews1375]

42:03 rip to that car I hope nobody owned it.

[@SongsandActs]

It was the director's daughter's car. He apparently just stole it from her.

[@Tornado1994]

@@SongsandActs He and his Wife confiscated from her for Breaking Curfew one too many times in 1980. She was only 16 and half and was being punished and grounded. Mainly because she dated a Crip, and her parents did Not approve of her doing so.

[@franbarajass]

Could you activate subtitles? Would you make me the happiest man in the world :)

[@jordotech_tube]

Done! I think it might take a bit to generate

[@SpeedyEric1]

0:18- Well, already, I can tell you that does not look like a trustworthy camera to shoot your movie on, even if it clearly shoots on film. 2:18- I don't know how to tell you this, but I think you're being followed by a Sega Genesis soundtrack. 3:08- Well, if you really want to thank her, stop kissing her with sandpaper. What the hell was THAT sound effect? 3:56- Actually, every time you open your mouth, suddenly we can hear the difference between your audio being muted and the background noise coming in. 5:12- WTF? Meanwhile, in the ending of Fast Times in Ridgemont High... 5:56- Wow, those years of playing tag on the playground really paid off. 6:01- Or not. Turns out you can't catch bullets. 6:58- WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE?! 8:14- Yes, thanks for that. Now, not only do I know that he has a brother, but he has a favorite one, too. 8:51- I now don't feel bad that that guy's about to be killed. 11:21- Great, he's gonna toddler fight him to death. Real mature, guys. 13:40- The origin of Iranian Batman is really fucking stupid. 14:07- It's a fucking musical now?! 14:18- What?! Can you give it 5 minutes before going all "I Spit On Your Grave"?! Hell, even the worst revenge movies usually break for a funeral! 15:54- Hmm, I think she might have some ulterior motives on going out on this date. How does that stupid biker not see through this?! 17:56- That doesn't seem to be an issue. It's probably not the first time this guy's got a mouthful of lint. 20:28- The repetitive soundtrack is hypnotic. I wanna choke myself to death with a pocket watch. 21:25- And then, she went to go shit in her litterbox. 21:49- I must admit, not the greatest Chevrolet tagline ever, but it picked up the mustachioed rape guy demographic. 28:20- We get to see the guy naked dance as if he was the Cinema Snob when he reviewed Nudist Colony of the Dead. This screenplay is like someone hit it with a bat, and this is the result of the concussion. It's the movie equivalent of seeing stars above your head. 30:15- The Rapist Monologues shut down after only one show, probably due to the stage smelling like ball sweat...and the fact that it was called The Rapist Monologues. 32:06- Oh, it's her father. I forgot that he was clearly 2 years old when she was born. And so what was with that flirting meowing shit?! 33:46- WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TWO?! And why do they all look like Richard Harrison is listening into their calls with his Garfield phone? 36:07- Well, that's easy. Upside is your lesson's only about 5 seconds long. Downside, you're a meth head now. 37:20- STOP TRYING TO ACT IN THIS MOVIE! And at least you're not working for Zalman in The Hooker with a Heart of Gold. At least the golden heart is an added perk. 38:42- No one's ever fucking up HER Church's Chicken order ever again. 38:56- This movie is still a musical. I'm dying for someone to show up and sing about being "Against the Ninja." At least Miami Connection knew how audio worked...kinda. 41:37- The moral here is don't hitchhike. Everyone out there is a rapist who wants to kill you. But on the bright side, someone's there to kill them first. 43:52- Hey, maybe you should put down the phone and just listen to the tape recorder that's clearly playing in your office. 45:54- Why go for a SECOND take on that reading? After all, he...TECHNICALLY got all the words out. 47:50- He also has the power of over exaggerating a lot. 55:46- Damn, all those sound effects missed him. Better try bullets next time. 58:12- Hmm, it's only now that I truly believe that this movie is not out to win any Oscars. 1:00:51- WTF? I thought BP was trying to change its image. 1:01:17- Oh hey, as long as you don't film the actors lips moving, you don't have to worry about dubbing. 1:02:46- What the hell?! She's under arrest?! That's not how revenge movies work! You don't arrest the vigilante, and then just start following around a bunch of other random characters! And why does she look 10 years older? Oh right, this movie took forever to make. 1:03:21- Woowhoo. Say, I really wanna eat at a Planet Hollywood now. 1:04:11- Welcome to the next several minutes of the movie. 1:06:03- That is NOT her vagina. 1:08:03- WTF? I don't see Dangerous Men at all. All I see is a bunch of fucking convenience. 1:08:39- Even if it takes throwing your undies over someone's face. 1:11:55- Oh, come on, he just won those sunglasses at a Chuck E. Cheese. And are they repeating the same sound effects?! 1:12:08- Well, on the plus side, they're not muting the movie between sentences anymore. These plots don't intersect, they just jumped into a fucking wormhole. Every other scene in this movie is the epitome of "What did THAT have to do with anything?" I'm sure that right now, the late John Rad is up in the sky and smiling down on us, because his movie has given joy to lovers of so-bad-it's-good cinema.

[@dizzy1369]

🤣🤣😂😂

[@mhalbe1984]

40:31 Steve Harvey

[@alphawoolf5981]

Did I just witness something worse than a Neil Breen film? Mwah! Bravo!

[@FuriousAngle42]

Only 68 likes? That is criminal.

[@arya-n2o-p4z]

1:19 story 1: mina 1:02:45 end of story 1 1:02:47 story 2: black pepper 1:17:33 end of story 2

[@marcocatenacci4823]

Initaliano

[@aracuria2844]

BCFS woz ere!

[@Camilodelelisfer]

Vim pelo Seu Lima

[@francisqun4540]

1:11:53

[@pray4mojo35]

I wanna rock!

[@SpeedyEric1]

Oh, come on. Don't punch BP in the face. He just won those sunglasses at a Chuck E. Cheese

[@delciemcwhoopie]

sounds like mike tyson’s punchout