I May Have Went Too Far With Upgrades

I Evolved My Shark To Fight The Biggest Shark In The Ocean
Evolving to be the biggest fish in the ocean is no easy task, especially when sharks violently tear you to shreds every 3ish seconds. Today we upgrade to become the biggest shark in the ocean and deal 999,999 damage, give or take.

[@juliavemeulen3096]

This is one of the main KZbinrs I wait to upload a vid. He has such a quiet and calming voice, so it's hilarious when he does something like killing as if it's a normal daily thing.

[@Beaniebabe305]

Since he uploads late I fall asleep to his voice on a regular basis

[@MattHew-rq8zw]

Lovely ain't it? :D this is what makes me grin even though I'd normally find such actions and thoughts rather concerning... DF never change, please xD!

[@lucarudloff687]

Wait... it isn't?

[@mistycredo4861]

Lol true he can make a dark joke but maintain a calm voice

[@yeet4815]

Killing is daily thing in games

[@thenerdbeast7375]

The irony is the big shark that killed you wasn't the one for your mission. Your mission is to eat a Tiger Shark, you picked a fight and were killed by the Great White.

[@dallaswheeler1006]

I was looking for someone to point that out

[@bluesap7318]

It’s an understandable mistake this time

[@Robotic_Individual]

Then what shark was he playing as?

[@thenerdbeast7375]

@@Robotic_Individual He was a Mako

[@johncooper8539]

yea its understandable tho i did it my first time too

[@RaynmanPlays]

A game that makes DF want his children to survive? I never thought I'd see the day.

[@DemonicDragon6]

C h a r a c t e r d e v e l o p m e n t

[@Wogix26]

@@DemonicDragon6 what’s next no genocides?

[@jellyarizomaramger1433]

@@Wogix26 oh yeah and then he'll stop forcing penguins to slam into the floor AS IF

[@noahwilkinson4875]

Let’s be honest he probably ate them off camera

[@DemonicDragon6]

@@Wogix26 Impossible

[@kainepeterson6638]

“And then we’re gonna touch tips.” *dies of laughter*

[@xxhunterzgamingxx9251]

I was hoping someone called that out

[@jacobbass3265]

Beat me to it

[@BananaHermione]

The trend with DF these days: *More upgrades, more inhale*

[@yellowice0]

6:28 stingray, (DF’s brain): “sea pancake”

[@nade_s9220]

Hes not wrong

[@thebananaman7521]

its just a pancake but it can swim

[@Anchorin]

6:36 king of the jungle

[@landofbol1098]

personally, theyre water planes to me

[@turtletree3966]

8:50 touch tips

[@ACatThatCantSing]

DF's thumbnails are slowly converting to mobile game ads.

[@lyssaslovelylocks]

Correction they are mobile game adds

[@druidplayz2313]

oh OH GOD

[@swordzanderson5352]

Sadly, that's good for getting views, but hey, at least he has good contebt

[@supimzazz]

They seem to have boosted his views by quite a few compared to his older vids so can't blame him.

[@woosh-if-gae5772]

His content is still gold and the thumbnail helps to get views so who cares lol

[@d34dstruck13]

I'm never calling at rays anything other than "sea pancakes" again

[@MattHew-rq8zw]

So "Steve Irwin killers" won't do anymore huh?

[@neutralclef6253]

@@MattHew-rq8zw Man I was thinking the exact same

[@beliasphyre3497]

Manta Pancakes are my favorite breakfast sealife.

[@GM.Nobody]

@@MattHew-rq8zw bruh

[@totallyNOTescaped]

ah yes the same as I call raccoons trash pandas

[@straw-hatsnivy5749]

"Ah crap, that was drugs, not calcium powder. Well, he'll still have whatever disease he had, but at least he's gonna be high"

[@yeetnightmusic7640]

The fact DF doesn’t know sharks birth live young is so adorable.

[@randomidiot8142]

He would probably be ecstatic to learn they eat each other in the womb.

[@ArkanumKing]

Some have eggs some dont

[@mikaroni_and_cheez]

@@ArkanumKing yep! Around 60% do a semi live birth where the eggs are laid but inside And then the babies are inside the mother for some more time before exiting

[@bananadoppiooncrack5757]

@@mikaroni_and_cheez i laid a shark

[@yeetnightmusic7640]

@@mikaroni_and_cheez Soooo, what you’re saying is, the eggs gestate inside and come out of the mother A l i V e

[@pettiguy2702]

When you accidentally confuse grandmas magic powder bag for your goldfish food.

[@Vercie_God]

Shark: mmm...... wait a minute

[@ReaperKing801]

LoL

[@MAX_DJM]

When this is recommended 8years later I will be proud to say I was a part of the days where the comments where mostly frech

[@komradekhrushchev2797]

same

[@dumbfuk7701]

Frech

[@planetearth8044]

@@dumbfuk7701 Frech

[@pedrolmlkzk]

I read "mostly French" and was confused

[@putuananda1220]

@@pedrolmlkzk yup me to

[@GingerNymph]

DF I just wanted to say that the heart with the red meter around it, isn’t your health bar, it’s your panic meter. The health bar looks like your stamina bar.

[@NewsofPE]

I thought it was regen?

[@StainableCrib81]

1:30 yes eating someone else's food is the sign of love

[@marionettehone]

Definitely not a sign of war

[@joch3598]

the health thing that looks like a clock or meter, means the amount of times you can regenerate your hp. The bottem right meter/clock is for your food, if it turns white the thing at the most bottom rights shows up. If you clear out that bar, you either get more hp regeneration or a bunch of XP. This depletes faster if you stand still, also, your hp regenerates quicker if you stand still (also shows up bottom right corner). Hope this is helpful. Edit: if you pick a fight with a bigger fish, swim around and bite their tail. Keep turning if they keep turning so they can't fight back. Because of their turning speed, you can win a fight from the big shark without taking any damage at all.

[@RaynmanPlays]

"They all look the same to me!" >DF been killed for his shark racism

[@wheelchairbro29]

After playing this myself i realized that taking on big fish is easier if you are significantly smaller as long as you just rapid bite their tail/side, if you are small enough then they just cant bite you and you kinda phase through them if they try

[@slowpokegoose]

“We’re gonna eat this like we’re friends, then we’re gonna touch tips” idk man seems a little gay to me.

[@mattevans4377]

And that's a problem for you?

[@GmmBeast]

Homiesexual

[@millerfamily1105]

And that's what I'm usually good at these days, *putting things in my mouth* *Hol up-*

[@goose93]

Glue yummy

[@lyssaslovelylocks]

O_O Why.......

[@bitterblast5973]

8:50

[@awesomeavionics1342]

If Minecraft has taught me anything, it’s: “Don’t kill dolphins, you monster!”

[@nileslopez7385]

Just gonna time stamp the cutest friendship wiggle 🦈💛 ( @8:48 )

[@nathanlive7528]

Alternative Title: Shark kills anything at his sight to eat his family

[@HybridGG]

I’m earlier than the kid who blesses your family

[@Jjonahlamison]

I’m earlier than the people who argue about politics.

[@1th_to_comment.]

@@Jjonahlamison and I'm first. Yeah I swear I'm first don't look it up

[@1th_to_comment.]

@@Jjonahlamison and I'm first. Yeah I swear I'm first don't look it up

[@1th_to_comment.]

@@Jjonahlamison and I'm first. Yeah I swear I'm first don't look it up

[@kjkj2322]

@@1th_to_comment. you good?

[@mewtwo5889]

*DangerouslyFunny* I need your "Hello Everyone" intro please.

[@marcus8747]

DangerouslyFunny as a mom shark is the most passive-aggressive thing i have ever seen. And I love it.

[@campana987]

Crab: Help me stepshark, I'm stuck

[@daltonleezer4161]

DF:nukes fish in 10 hits while it does 6 damage to his 300 health at the same time: "not sure it's worth the risk"

[@Delta-kz1pf]

We all here rn?

[@thegamerz7517]

Ye

[@thegamerz7517]

I think so

[@peanutkaneshiro]

Yessirr

[@jaash7981]

No this is a simulation wake up sheeple

[@brendenm2000]

Yup

[@HOCveteran]

Hey DangerouslyFunny, thanks to you I bought Cat Goes Fishing and I like it a lot. From playing it I found a way to fly fish in the game and it helps you cast a lot farther. What you need to do is buy the cast finesse item in rod upgrades and it makes it so you can left click to stop the line from going out farther so you can use this to your advantage. So to fly fish you just cast normally but you let go of left click and then click fast when the pole is almost going to come back the other way and cast. Hopefully this helps you in the next fishing video and I wanted to tell you to keep up the good work with you KZbin channel. :)

[@eagleboi1094]

This man be uploading so late and now i wait for it every time

[@francescofazzalari7850]

1:18 Bro I heard that sound and I thought I had a big ass fly or mosquitoe inside my headset hahahahha

[@bluesheep916]

Alternative title : DF being bad dad for the whole vid

[@therexyogaming]

Deathmatch exists, if you want to play with a larger fish selection. Best part - *There are no unlocks!* Just jump in, get some coins, then play the next fish!

[@yeetyeeterson5444]

Babe wake up, new DF upload

[@foxn4641]

Let’s just thank this guy for making great videos

[@athena5172]

DF continues his fish obsession

[@lilbit7907]

0:01 that shark fits his voice perfectly 😂😂

[@yohannas3069]

Shark racism has hit an all time high 😞

[@shimonz4660]

Big shark is a great white, your target is a slightly smaller tiger shark that killed you the first time, also I highly recommend deathmatch because you can get larger, and don't have to worry about your stomach.

[@petera3968]

DF caring for the babies was really heartwarming

[@Jimmeh_16]

“I’m a shark so I make the rules“ -DF, 2021

[@blindphantom631]

Hello DF I have watched your channel when you did stardew Valley and I'm still here watching you be a shark o_o I am wandering where my mind has gone

[@sweatyachievement984]

Oh late night uploads, nice.

[@riley659]

he has the best voice of anyone else I'm subbed to and the torturous things he does only makes it funnier when told through his monotonous tone. I love these videos

[@cet1r1z1ne]

Some tips: -All you gotta do to lay eggs once you have them is not die. I *think* eating helps the progress bar, not sure. -When your hunger bar is white, it means you're digesting. There's a bar for digestion time in the lower right. -In the reef map, the biggest fish is the Great White Shark, and the music that plays when he sees you is different from that of normal predators. He hangs out near the top of the ocean, usually, somewhere near the shipwreck. -Your health is not the semicircle around the heart, I still have no idea what that is. Your health is the long red bar between that and your level. Hope this helps!

[@Cowboyhatcaterpie]

Your voice is more calming then Asmr ☺️☺️

[@Jimmeh_16]

I’m I the only one who loves DF’s voice

[@sethwilson3522]

DF is so nice, always helping out when the other fish get stuck🥺

[@localcringeguy]

This makes mating as a shark more fun: the baby sharks inside of you go at war with others lol

[@gabrielbabilon7670]

Am I the only one who feels so relax with his voice?

[@cell7716]

Every video of yours is a blessing.

[@tyfoodMH]

"we're gunna share food, then we're gunna touch tips" - DF

[@danielnewton9581]

"Then we're going to touch tips" anyone else think it sound wrong? XD

[@lukashaigh4595]

When your in game stomach is full don’t keep moving this increases allows you to get more exp, your eggs get ready faster and your health increases more.

[@deffomadssophsmyworld7297]

Looks away for a second I’m big me: OMG

[@gaming_bigfoot]

7:10 DF be like "This'd be so much easier if I wasn't _color blind!"_

[@while_coyote]

That red bar is your health and that circle is your health reserve

[@uteriel282]

small tip df. sharks have the rip ability. you bite pray and the shark will thrash around for a bit dealing continuous damage for a short time. it does overall more damage than biting over and over again. and when fighting bigger fish that can fight back attack them from behind or the side so they cant get you.

[@Arqade318]

You should play more stardew! I found those videos so entertaining and I miss them!

[@michaelszilagyi4529]

His voice is so calming i feel asleep in the middle of the day so hard i drooled

[@whoknowsstudios9266]

DF:sees really dangerous shark Also DF: Get in my mouth

[@Rlp-Lash]

This is my favourite game I’m so glad DF play it now

[@potato9601]

You bring happiness into my sad live, thank you :)

[@musicalmaniac2901]

"King of the Jungle" He says while underwater.

[@while_coyote]

A good idea is to feed smaller fish the bigger fish to get them to a good size so you can get more experience the best place to do it is at that one coral reef where there’s a ton of fish and the reason why I gave you that idea is because the smaller fish are easier to kill than the bigger fish so the bigger fish if you feed them the smaller fish they just get even harder to kill so you could barely hurt them

[@zeecker7549]

Fish video / torture video = Premium DF content

[@Bunchofbloodygaymers]

Love your content

[@pyro1c442]

I second that

[@Xvim-xw8wz]

@@pyro1c442 i third that

[@warrenmartin2090]

@@Xvim-xw8wz i fourth that

[@silentbounty9551]

@@warrenmartin2090 i fifth that

[@richardjurgenson7457]

@@silentbounty9551 I sixth that

[@thatcarrotcowboy9277]

Df should make like soothing video or meditation, his voice is perfect for it

[@Errant_Gaming]

protip, the blacktip reefsharks spawn right next to the ruins, just before the large cliff that makes the dunkle bowl. If you get a devour size of somewhere between 50-60, you can spawn camp the blacktip reefsharks infinitely for a bunch of levels. It is the only spawnpoint for them into the entire map, and while you have to deal with the great white, if you manage to start sucking them up you will outlevel the great white in about 10 seconds.

[@Ykskolme]

The bottom UIs; Heart stomach with semicircles around them; the heart is pretty much your healthpack. When the circle has red on it, you can heal yourself (better if you stand still for moment) If its empty, you cant heal yourself until you get at least some of that circle filled. You can refill it by eating food. Eatin food fills the stomach circle *first*. When it turns white color (aka full stomach) that food is moved/turned into either healthpack or exp. Health takes priority, if it isnt filled you cant get extra exp from full stomach. When stomach is full, a new icon/circle appears on bottom right, that means part of your stomach/food is getting turned into hp or extra exp. It does so much faster if you dont move for few seconds! If your stomach is full, you cant eat until its depleted some The red bar next heart (not circle) is your *actual* hp, its also displayed with red numbers under your level (big white numbers) Yellow bar above your level is your ability meter; how soon you can use your fishs' ability such as sharks 'rip apart' or piranhas'rage'. Honestly, you can just ignore it. The icon between level and green bar shows your fish' ability And green bar is stamina

[@playerspotted1842]

We've come so far from turning children into doves in a witch's hut.

[@hopeyouhavefun1]

I like how DF is slowly adding more and more editing

[@Ch1l1C0nCarnag3]

DF constantly thinking that meter on the right is his health is both amusing and annoying; so typical DF

[@mtorngren15]

That "little, adorable, moron" comment hit too close to home 😂😂😂

[@nukleararse1]

Sharks give me goosebumps. This whole video was painful to watch.

[@jetthb9984]

The one dislike is the shark he ate

[@loganlessing9038]

Let’s get real here we all just wanna see cat goes fishing

[@Ledinosour673]

Tip: the big boy is not the one you need to eat, you need a Tiger shark.

[@honeycomb7332]

Df: Actually cares about his kids and even calls them adorable Everyone: Impossible

[@AlfiansyahHendry]

Your content is so addicting, I NEED MOREE

[@tacodragon8113]

The dolphins are choking on plastic because thats just the world for ya

[@qlexpqrker7614]

Awww this crab is stuck let me help you * proceeds to eat it *

[@damiankirishima]

I've quite literally been waiting for this video all day. It's 3 AM Right now... Please send help.

[@noobandfriends2420]

I think that red heart on the left is your heart rate. If it's low you don't starve as quickly.

[@YaoiFan22]

0:08 I think that's a Cuttlefish, Sailfish, and then a Goliath. 8:11 Hammerhead and Black Tip Reef! I am quite sure it's a Sailfish. Marlins don't have a semi-circle top fin. Sailfish somewhat do.

[@strixmurmurs]

I’d love to see this man play Jaws Unleashed

[@strixmurmurs]

Also the only mobile games I’ve really played was called Fishing Strike

[@inspiritarmy773]

Yayyy I love watching this game

[@QuoteQuickQuack]

Same bro

[@therealHexx]

Hey DangerouslyFunny, the fish with the tentacles at 0:07 is a cuttlefish btw :)

[@chiznunez7194]

"Baby Shark Dodododdo" since that episode, I cannot get it out of my head👁️👄👁️

[@catpoke9557]

Your inability to differentiate between any animals is very entertaining

[@anivibes2968]

These Thumbnails are getting better

[@miguelleis4827]

He has a small tip that I’m not sure it still works. If you take a dead carcass and throw it through the surface, it should break automatically

[@RaDragon98]

It's 5:30 am, I guess sleep can wait

[@lochlangray6352]

"and then we're gonna touch tips" ahh I see that i now need holy water for my ears.

[@ashergd9550]

GameName : FeedandGrow Fish

[@sbddreamatrix7891]

Thanks for making such hilarious videos

[@zazzy6446]

Yayyyyyyy something funny to watch

[@tack5819]

Yes but be careful it dangerous

[@zazzy6446]

@@tack5819 OH NO I didn't think about that. But it's worth the risk

[@chucklord0575]

Who else’s second thought took 8:50 the wrong way, the first one for me was laughing a bit

[@averagepizzaenjoyer5681]

this guy should be named "dangerously monotone"

[@ObsidianGloria]

DF first time playing stardew: Maybe I will have some farm kids :3 DF now: I would absolutely eat the babies :3