He Wanted To Fight So Here's What Happened in Raft

The rules were simple enough, build some kind of floating fortress and then try and murder each other. Also we added lots of sharks and also some new weapons like guns and explosives. This wasn't particularly good for the raft but it was good for damaging each other. No cheating whatsoever happened on either side. This was a fair and even fight all the way through. Turns out you can go through 1000 planks very fast when you don't need to farm them from the water.
Raft - store.steampow...
PC Specs - Intel - Core i9-9980XE 3 GHz 18-Core Processor
2xNVIDIA - GeForce RTX 2080 Ti 11 GB Founders Edition Video Card (2-Way SLI)
Asus - ROG RAMPAGE VI EXTREME EATX LGA2066 Motherboard
Samsung - 970 Pro 1 TB M.2-2280 Solid State Drive
Corsair - Vengeance LPX 32 GB (2 x 16 GB) DDR4-4000 Memory

[@DangerouslyFunny]

Pretty sure I won

[@snowfault1684]

Me

[@playerzero1]

Yes u did

[@thelogenator2683]

Damn

[@Samantha_tookey197]

Hi funny

[@bananaboyoh8]

No I won

[@sirapple589]

“Each Other” >DF is playing with someone else. I am very very happy about this.

[@lukemckenzie0121]

I feel like it should be illegal to interact with other humans given his unpredictability

[@liahmmessinger3753]

He had me at we.

[@pipecleanermaster]

I thought he would be alone forever, also he called blitz an idiot at the beginning

[@sirapple589]

Snadwich The Dumb Oui oui.

[@liahmmessinger3753]

@@sirapple589 what?

[@remi_says]

These two went through some very fast processes of evolution It went from bows and spears to guns and bombs In like 10 minutes Perfection

[@HolderofSalvation]

Not even 2 minutes in and DF is asserting control by towering over his opponent. This is gonna be good.

[@beans8165]

it's still surreal seeing him with people

[@griffwill]

Nice name!

[@lukemckenzie0121]

@@griffwill hey Julius watch out for Brutus my dude he’s shady

[@axelranvik678]

@@lukemckenzie0121 Shut up dude! He wasn’t suppose to know that!

[@fafufafu5784]

Let me fix that sentence for you "it's still surreal seeing him with living people"

[@uncleslam9022]

I didn't know Julius Ceaser liked beans.

[@robloxkiller1400]

Is it just me or did Dangerously Funny seem a lot more like an actual person this video? It was probably Blitz’s horrible influence...

[@jaxonfreeze7882]

It's because it was in 'real time' and not physically thought out

[@robloxkiller1400]

@@jaxonfreeze7882 that makes sense

[@handrawan6363]

Don't worry, he's just making a facade so Blitz won't call the police on him. If df is being himself in this video, he would've just break the rules and just start to destroy Blitz's raft and waste 2 to 3 hours destroying the game and making it 0.5 fps so he would win easily because Blitzs pc would explode

[@joshuaraphaelhutahaean223]

@@handrawan6363 you'd be surprised how destructive blitz's videos get. Pretty sure his PC capacity is about the same with DF

[@handrawan6363]

Well, every pc has it's limit's

[@andrewgroth1814]

“im pretty sure thats cheating“ While building over his side..

[@cloudyrae04]

Nah, blitz spawned engines lol

[@andrewgroth1814]

@@cloudyrae04 nah he mustve foraged for them

[@potatorat2508]

Then no clipping...

[@DamageMaximo]

Technically Dan is still on his raft

[@ashleyg7196]

I always feel like DF is Carl from Llamas with Hats. "Cheating in Raft is my LEAST favorite thing to do."

[@DanT3hMan]

DF: takes all the high ground Obi Wan: *Heavy breathing*

[@FishCantFly]

"you think leaves are going to protect you from me" -Dangerously Funny 2020

[@wrigleythomas1161]

dangerouslyfunny to Linus when he plays stardew valley

[@NamelessToast]

the last thing you hear before you die

[@christopherrevell9533]

he did master Leaf Blower

[@withersheep9009]

"you know whats funny? I have a gun" DF either becoming the quiet kid or the joker

[@lelemoso]

It’s good that we heard DF laugh this video

[@alonelyleek]

Always a blessing

[@elfabrip]

The moment I see *We* in the title: *It's getting out of control, now there are two of them!* Edit: he changed the title

[@JustALizardWhoFoundTheInternet]

Yeah duh

[@piniatafullofblood]

. You don’t get it. Graystillplays hasn’t entered the chat yet.

[@okali2920]

There will never be two of df

[@Juli-lf5kc]

I summon GrayStillPlays and Let's Game it out.

[@Deathbrecht]

@@Juli-lf5kc and I summon Many a true Nerd and Nerdcubed.

[@Loudmouth122]

5:34 "I have a bear face" Df: "that's cute"

[@nekowoo]

12:04 Woah DF showing emotion

[@The_Unholy_Roman_Empire]

Blitz: build a normal raft Df: Random staircase go!!

[@jameschannel1451]

We? Each other? DF is playing with someone else! Oh. It's the Mega-Hyper Gamer Dad, Blitz.

[@Laughing_Dragon]

DF PLAYING WITH PEOPLE!? NOT ALONE? ANOTHER PERSON!??! BEST DAY EVER!

[@aquxmarine...5991]

Once he collabs with GrayStillPlays it will just be a black hole of endless suffering not only to their PCs but everyone around them xd

[@crispyleaves123]

Y E S

[@diegochacon9872]

Raft with friends be like: *The Vietnam War*

[@flecyhugotesiah4243]

um no, maybe him but in general? no.

[@calvinlynn8719]

I’m scared Df acted more like a real person in this video

[@uniphantom4296]

Yea-

[@WindChargerNut]

DF eats salve. Blitz says "the turtles have turned". Video shows tortoise. DF never disappoints.

[@mininglikeapr0]

This is the one video that DF has uploaded that conveys more emotion than a funeral full of clowns (Love you DF)

[@keikokatagiri4813]

2:08 DF: "I'm gonna steal his bed, the psychological warfare begins now" 8:19 Blitz: "somebody ruined my bed" DF: "yeah... probably the shark"

[@heeheehee1111]

This was the most ultimate crossover ever.

[@Fennetic]

I completely agree.

[@danelix_]

DF in a nutshell: cheat, build up, kill, explode

[@popcat8972]

“The code aren’t the rules they are more like...guidelines”-Davy Jones and DF

[@ev0n247]

DF: “I have to fight this idiot” **shows blitz** me: >:0 (i think DF's voice is soothing.)

[@liahmmessinger3753]

me: >:)

[@snoopkattgames9376]

Me :)

[@ev0n247]

Agreed

[@ev0n247]

@Jovanni Ramsey i need time to think...

[@ChroniclerEons]

Dragon Roost Island in the background made this a million times more enjoyable

[@saigetripletone2673]

Alternate title: "Blitz and I Fight in Budget Fortnite!" Edit: Guys, I get it, Fortnite is free, Raft isn't; maybe I'll change the wording sometime

[@khajiithaswares4147]

Budget fortnite that costs more and is better

[@jacobjenkins7362]

how do you have budget for a free game lmaoo

[@imgaylol7435]

"It's just an Uzi" is the most American thing I've heard all day

[@thomassayers324]

All... day

[@thomassayers324]

Until now

[@thomassayers324]

BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA TANKS ARE VEICHLES YOU SEE RANDOMLY ROMING THE HIGHWAY

[@aminated7027]

DF's Canadian though

[@asdfdsa59]

17:58 what a goddamn disaster of an exchange. But man DFs editor does good work.

[@someonewithnopfp6080]

Now I get why DF went up, it's because he thought Blitz was gonna go up, when Blitz was gonna make a roof and accidentally did a part backwards.

[@dev_neptune]

Me when I look at the main page: sees DV's new video The title of the video: using large bombs to solve my problems in raft Me : lol k When I click on the video and the title changes to: throwing bombs at friends in raft Me: Wait what

[@NoodleBeri]

Lmao I love how splatoon music started playing when you guys started battling

[@Positivity4ever]

This is the pinnacle of you and your friend trying out a fun idea in a game, but it’s so poorly organized it descends into madness within 10 minutes

[@nakki3634]

DF The community would just like to thank you for the effort and work you put In to bring us enjoyable content😁👍

[@CarJul666]

Great video idea and excellent execution. I could watch the two of you play this for hours. Well done!

[@itzinferno7]

This is the happiest I’ve seen DF in one video and I’m scared and so happy it’s amazing

[@MusicalSoul47]

What a great episode! My cheeks hurt from smiling 😅 super funny dynamic between the two of you!

[@Hana1LuLu]

DF playing and laughing with kindred spirit, SO ADORABLE I WANT MORE VIDEOS

[@Sam-vv7ew]

You know someone named “lets game it out”?

[@larrythebird2889]

I swear thats him who is playing with DF

[@Akashathesilentassassin]

@@larrythebird2889 Nah it's Blitz

[@larrythebird2889]

@@Akashathesilentassassin .

[@mobilematthew]

Yes

[@PuckIsBetterTrust]

1:54 Gosh darn it Kira... changed your body again..

[@MadameTaScha]

That was hilarious, could watch this for hours! Please do more of this!

[@vilgilante]

"There's something very satisfying about unloading a clip into the back of a shark" well said blitz, well said

[@maxv.3146]

*gets killed DF: lets call that a draw

[@lilacnovaz]

hearing DF laugh made my heart happy

[@emamirica8432]

This is just pure chaos and I'm here for it

[@lancemagbanua5712]

DF basically went the Obi-Wan route during this duel and I love it hahahah

[@EthyrielY]

20:39 The sharks basically dogpiled onto them the moment they respawned,

[@Roman-fv4rv]

DF showing emotion? What a sight

[@shirobara-6888]

i love how the background music is from zelda lmao

[@austinellison3766]

Excellent use of the sonic drowning death throes song. 7:52

[@Candy_Kid_]

Watch out Blitz, DF is the king of destruction and mayhem

[@horizonbumpy2828]

the collab i'm waiting for is with Let's game it out. 2 gamebreakers in 1 game

[@altalemur6382]

you have the same psychology as a cat. "I need to be taller than Blitz at all times"

[@mrsoupsir7165]

Loving the Zelda music Totally woulda taken Mario party 6 minigame music too

[@Peep_chief2]

hope you have a good day df you a great youtuber keep it up 😃

[@orchidtones1416]

DF this is great!! I hope u enjoy making these because they are definetly a joy to watch

[@demolisherman1763]

More collabs please, very fun

[@BraveLilToasty]

Rule 34 artists must be writing down these guys' chemistry.

[@Grubleafeater]

12:50 i swear to god this thing swayed like a soul calibur stage

[@ultimatestuff7111]

df should do more collabs because this video was awesome

[@kuhaku9635]

The most beautiful friendship ive ever seen

[@The_One_Above115]

Who gave the god of destruction bombs

[@calvinlynn8719]

Excuse me sir that is very close to my name

[@gun2424]

@@calvinlynn8719 excuse me that is nowhere near my name

[@The_One_Above115]

@@gun2424 it's the same first name

[@gun2424]

@@The_One_Above115 I know I was making a joke cause it’s not close to my name

[@cameronmorrison7057]

This is the perfect friendship

[@memerman9268]

*spluesh* *KABOOM*

[@Optimusskyler]

I understood that reference

[@memerman9268]

@@Optimusskyler oh wait let me make it more accurate

[@memerman9268]

@@Optimusskyler there we go. That’s better, right?

[@garchomp7850]

Omg. My two favorite youtubers in one video. Also... DF be showing emotion waaaatttttttt- Blitz you are doing incredible things. Plus I agree, DF won, because Blitz was spawncamped by sharks FIRST

[@Kate_Fyria]

This was great! I was waiting all day for this after watching Blitz's version.

[@mdbgamer556]

Blitz and DF: Sets rules for a fight Also Blitz and DF: Immediately forsakes the rules and has fun anyways.

[@SuperSaiyanEgg]

The editor is doing a awesome job

[@jordanheights7183]

11:50 Df: Come closer I dare you Also DF: Oh that's too close

[@piniatafullofblood]

0:27 WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN DF LAUGHED

[@jbcoolerninja]

i scrolled for 4 vids until i saw a gray still plays vid in the recommended vids in the video display that speaks volumes for this channel its even more proof that DF and gray should do a collab

[@yangi5051]

DF and Blitz: *trying to fuckin murder each other* Me: New friend!

[@JustASleepySloth]

Not seeing blitz get horrifically beaten by DF physically hurt

[@thomassayers324]

Df probably got his normal influence of the channel from blitz

[@1th_to_comment.]

Alternate title: Two men go crazy after being stranded for 20 years

[@gooseboy6790]

I'm not choosing which side to go off of I just like both of the youtubers

[@animalstuffing6522]

this is probably the most emotion we've ever gotten from df

[@aeon8448]

Watching DF play with Blitz is really entertaining even if Blitz isn't talking at some parts of the video

[@spacetoastgaming2006]

His voice always just makes my day

[@sip5712]

Hi everyone. Chaos time.

[@3ndm3]

1:53 a nice little jojo reference

[@waxerstarwarsexplained550]

DF when speaking with blitz ( very ) ......DF talking very nice friendly and friendlike DF when playing alone ....

[@eggorr2132]

So much emotion! Love it

[@midorifox]

You should definitely try The Wall. I'm sure that it would be a blast seeing you sniping people from the wall to base.

[@aboiwhoisboi8174]

Holy shit a colab between my two favourite creators

[@MiNameisJager]

Blitz and DF in one video???? Oh my. My dream has come true :D

[@2ameli3]

‘I’ve always enjoyed killing blitz’

[@crafter1o2o]

FINIALLY!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO HAPPEN!!!!!!!!

[@KAIJUKING123]

1:18 my mans out sheet playing like a true fortnite sweat

[@spk._]

I always wait for DFs upload before I go to bed, thanks DF for making my day end on a high note

[@EliGurevich]

have you ever thought when you go to the comments and say "dam i should of said that"

[@alexjackson3345]

Dam I should have said that

[@fafufafu5784]

Dam i should have said that

[@concoct_ion]

Dam i should have said that

[@diljotthunder4348]

Saying this to ruin the replys

[@pigeonboi230]

@@diljotthunder4348 dam I should have said that

[@nyowisxandermatthewskisser]

Is it just me or is DF's giggle is something I've never heard until now.

[@yuvrajbrid9458]

2 legends together

[@Kens_Dojo]

I love how happy he is

[@ronnydarko9046]

Nice collaboration!

[@rowltreck857]

I don't think I've heard DF laugh in a while. His monotone voice has been undone.

[@jadynfey7743]

"that's not a llama, that's a goat" and DF WOULD know.