What if Australia was real?

[@philswiftdestroyerofworlds1988]

As a paid actor who has trained his entire life to star in "An average citizen living in Western Australia" I appreciate this dearly

[@carsonpolitte7639]

Wow that would be an awsome job are the spiders real though?

[@jaronkulasalu3150]

WA represent

[@Eclipse1790]

Love the name lmao

[@SabreVDM]

As a paid actor who has trained to be “An average citizen living in the Northern Territory”, I also appreciate this dearly.

[@australiamanicus9617]

I say the same just i must say i am from NSW other wise people might suspect something

[@TheRisen2]

As someone who has been watching since the stardew valley vids. I would love a full series of this. Reminds me of your first style of games

[@baileyroddog]

Ya I’m in the same boat as you, watch em since stardew and I would love if he could make a whole series out of this

[@nathannelson4464]

This is stardew animal crossing lol

[@prism_of_selves]

same here. plus, dinkum is my new fav game. i bought it myself awhile ago and it's unbelievably fun

[@MAGAMAN]

This reminds me nothing of Pong.

[@abaddon7077]

Bro the amount of sass the editor showed this time was insane we need more of that sometimes you forget he has one

[@pez_3688]

How. how is it real. Australia but portrayed in a perfect light. It's a masterpiece. Balanced as all things should be.

[@ChargeQM]

You liar, I don't see a single drop bear or ground harness.

[@pez_3688]

I may have lied but It was part of the script okay. they have my family. We're in some place in canada it's like a massive nuke site. they come and give us weird papers with words on it and tell us to read it or we get forced to touch an Irukandji jellyfish while standing on two stone fish. We live off of strange thing that fall from the sky. Please help.

[@oddpoppetesq.3467]

If Australia was real, how is it balanced when 99% of life there wants to kill the rest 🤣

[@daviddrake5991]

Totally fake. Nothing is trying to kill him. In Australia everything wants you dead. Even the cute koala bears.

[@mrpe5517]

I'm Australian, in perth.

[@wrightthomas05]

That big-ass bird is what's known as a cassowary. Omnivores who, if provoked, will attack humans. When I was younger, we had a family of these that lived near the end of my driveway, but never had dramas. Smaller birds could be young cassowaries, but with their red heads, look more like Australian brush turkeys (we call them bush turkeys). If you come up against a kookaburra, please know that we occasionally refer to them as "giggle chickens" (because of their iconic laugh).

[@thisismywill]

I only know of their existence from super auto pets, where they give strawberry friends +1/2/3 if I'm not mistaken

[@MelodicTurtleMetal]

@@thisismywill yes, same as in real life.

[@ramooninthemoon]

I thought it was an Emu

[@wrightthomas05]

@@ramooninthemoon Have a look at the big hump thing on the top of its head. Huge sharp claws too.

[@venoxedits9691]

Australians are real?

[@GGGMotovlog]

because i've played this game with my friend, and progress basically to the endgame. its good idea to buy basic license like lumberjack, mining and hunt. planting trees is the main job basically in this game. because you will need a lot of palm wood. and stuff... basically grinding, planting, craft and stuff

[@davidedds6562]

Name of the game?

[@stevena105]

@@davidedds6562 Dinkum. DF (or the editors) usually put it in the description; with a link, if applicable.

[@tambaloneusderpaloneus6626]

me: "I haven't played this I wonder how accurate to Australia it is..." Game: You need a license for every damned thing me: "Nailed it."

[@LordJazzly]

'How Australian can it really be?' [unlocks the ability to smash up the wildlife with a cricket bat, and cooks his dog on the fire] '...it's so beautiful, brings a tear to my eye'

[@LordDragox412]

Australians don't eat dogs. You're thinking of Florida.

[@MAGAMAN]

@@LordDragox412 That's the the Australians want you to believe.

[@autisticandproudsnephew3636]

@@LordDragox412 Florida is just American Australia with more crackheads

[@soupwizard]

I love that DF plays this blind, and just wings it through without looking up the best place to settle, the best strategy to progress fast, etc. That YOLO YEET spirit make for an entertaining video.

[@theirresponsibleghost7748]

Genuine question, where's the fun in looking up the best spots and strategies for games like this?

[@SilverionX]

@@theirresponsibleghost7748 We all play games differently, and that's okay. I still feel like exploring is more than half the experience in these kinds of games, so I stopped looking things up unless I'm far into it and/or at a complete loss/frustrated.

[@GGGMotovlog]

NICE i know you're going to play it. MAKE IT A SERIES. ITS A MUST

[@Chill_Gamer]

I wonder how different everything would be with another continent… couldn’t imagine.

[@redpandahit122]

Ikr it would change my life if the imaginary continent Australia actually existed

[@desleymatthews3576]

@RedPandaHit I don't understand why do people say Australia doesn't exist. Where am i living?, where have i grown up? and what am i?.

[@Chill_Gamer]

@@desleymatthews3576 you are an actor, employed by nasa, and you were born and raised in a lab that belongs to mark zuckerburg. Obviously. 🙄

[@ryanvollmer5819]

@@desleymatthews3576 exactly same here

[@JamesW609]

@@desleymatthews3576 if you think about you just live in southern England

[@herecomespatsky]

As a citizen of Australia, i can confirm that this is very accurate

[@emmarigney8830]

Silly, there's no such thing as Australia.

[@sussycarrotboi9283]

as a citizen of 3104 melbourne victoria australia I can confirm that this is a complete lie it doesn't correctly portray how many dangerous animals there are it also does not accurately represent the cities or suburbs

[@sussycarrotboi9283]

ok in all fairness nothing portrays how many animals could kill you in australia

[@Neo0311]

@@sussycarrotboi9283 so like, are you paid everytime you make a comment or are yoy just a passionate worker?

[@KurtGuy]

@@Neo0311 we get bonus cash if we mention drop bears

[@rusted826]

As an Australian.. I found "Shaggy racoon" to be way more amusing than it should have been lmao

[@MinecrafterDRF]

The key to fishing is to reel when they’re not swimming away! Makes it much easier :)

[@Ayden3D]

I hope this becomes a series!!

[@TheTamally]

"get in my net" has real "get in the boat" energy ngl

[@noinossalg6786]

"It's a sky bush not a ground bush" - DF 2022

[@NinjaFox15]

I love how DF can play the most random and weirdest games and we enjoy them each time that just shows how good this guy is

[@lemolea9571]

This game has consumed my life since it came out. So good for a game by one dude that just went into early access! You should make this into a series

[@acyned8079]

As an Australian this seems like a pretty interesting game!

[@espebitan]

Wait... Australia exist?

[@momolemurs6666]

Love this video. Please make it into a series

[@FANtasticFans82]

I love this game but have been so busy I forgot about it. Now I am feeling motivated to get back onto it!

[@zendoll1]

What game is it? Where can I get it?

[@FANtasticFans82]

@@zendoll1 Dinkum, on steam.

[@shimonz8110]

It really says something about a person when said person goes to Australia, and the thing in danger isn't the person, but ALL of Australia.

[@HuckleburyFlynn]

For a game made by one guy this is massively impressive

[@Shamurai0612]

Definitely make a series of this please :)

[@1WolfFan]

Alright... you've caught my attention. Australia-ish + AC:NH aesthetic + Stardew Valley aspects... Yeah, I'm gonna have to get this one. :D

[@1WolfFan]

Also... Your comment section is having ALL the fun with this video. lol

[@gferrol118]

0:21 the fact she's blushing makes that 10x better

[@Spencer5003]

Just the way he goes over to the crocodile “get in my net!” 🤣

[@LukaLothbrok]

please please please definitely make this a series this is cool!!!!!

[@joemammaobama887]

first Kevin and now DF make me happy :)

[@JamesMcchicken]

Ok I finally checked out your shop. Shut up and get in the boat. Love it. Keep going dude. You're awesome. Even the random Gplay games

[@PunchgodZo]

1:15 underrated moment 🤣

[@katmistress]

I love this game so much, I can't wait to see what will be added to it in the next year. I have spent to many hours already playing this game.

[@loope_]

Yesss I wanna see DF play this kind of game!! DF please play more games like these love your vids

[@btcbuster5556]

One of the best videos in a while!, thanks.

[@cocomojoe8963]

Omg please play more if this!!! Just got into Dinkum and it is hilarious.

[@gtbkts]

Thanks for the awesome content. Really hope to see more of this game series soon!!

[@txcace2220]

I love your videos DF!!!

[@Thackerr]

I love you ace ❤️

[@LoPhatKao]

the editor snark in this episode is great 🤣

[@heavenlyplayz2393]

I love how this is Animal Crossing New Horizons, but in Australia.

[@vincereos]

“Get in my net. Ow. Get in my net. Ow.” - Dangerouslyfunny 2022

[@eileennovak1656]

Glory be. It's another DF miracle; I enjoyed watching Dinkum play. Maybe it's more than AC minus the cuteness. 🥺

[@Guardian6361]

Seeing him catch a Funnel web with a net made me and every other Australian 😬

[@bluemeiko]

Nice scheduling, this is better than the trains some nights. It scares me when it's minutes late, so I'm glad to be here again and on time. Lots of love, friend. My partner and I both enjoy you nightly, gross as that may sound.

[@julieannnguyen3847]

"enjoy you nightly" 💀💀

[@budgie0003]

Animal crossing meets Australia. I like it. As an Australian, I’m gonna guess the most valuable animal is the drop bear?

[@evrnoobjr]

Or those emus we lost a war to?

[@lazytea2381]

Banger video good work!

[@kyoswkyosw1216]

My calm chaos outlet, 5 minutes after release, I AM READY FOR THIS

[@Rebeldoggiedude]

DF should totally make a series on this game

[@chargenari]

I hope DF makes a series out of this!

[@SwanAndSons]

What a video! Missed ones like this!

[@hireen1083]

YESSSS!!! ANOTHER VIDEO FINALLY

[@brittanyjohnston8575]

Editing was fantastic. KARMA made me laugh so hard

[@booleah6357]

Ah the mythical land of Australia. It ranks up with all the other mythical civilizations. Atlantis, Asgard, and Detroit.

[@Gwentheferret]

Wait... Detroit is mythical?

[@booleah6357]

@@Gwentheferret yeah like New Jersey.

[@AndyDillbeck]

@@Gwentheferret yeah. You drive around the area marked "Detroit" on the map, and it's like "this isn't Detroit, it's Auburn Hills" or Dearborn, or Troy. There may have once been a place known as Detroit, but it's been lost to time.

[@mr.ballree6287]

A mushroom... to blend in... there may be pure intentions with the mushrooms shape but the fact the island is called the bone zone points otherwise

[@jaydenallen7742]

I didn't think of that at all til i saw this comment

[@mr.ballree6287]

@@jaydenallen7742 being dirty minded gets me in the stickiest of situations. Huh sticky...

[@starlight_studios_art]

@@mr.ballree6287 😏

[@jurrasictoast6655]

awesome vids man love it

[@Thackerr]

ily

[@tdahl42]

Can confirm that we hunt with cricket bats. You can get a good distance on a Cane Toad with one

[@KitoBallard]

The editor sass today is golden and gave me the giggles.

[@foxygaming7968]

DF you’re the best you got me some hard times

[@BeefLorde]

This looks so fun, I’d love to see more of this game!

[@georgeforeman89]

Yo DF! You should use more of John's dialogue options. He'll have jobs for you and will give you more money. I think it's also how he stays there permanently

[@jackfazel1760]

I love this game and you. If you want easy money, get the metal detector. It finds treasure (like keyboards and mouses) which is by far the best way to make money in the early game. Keep the keys and discs tho, you’ll need those later ;)

[@meepmeep3397]

A mix between animal crossing and stardew valley, topped with australia sauce

[@edmarleonorstudio8009]

i like the edit in this video really looking forward for future videos

[@keku52]

3:32 I'm withering away just from this line

[@BeginswithPIE]

The most efficient way to cook your food is to put it all into your inventor and then jump into the fire. It is so much faster than just cooking it one piece at a time.

[@HosstheFarmer]

So I've had this game in my cart for days I'm now buying it since you're playing it 😅

[@FreeTreemlbb]

Bone zone just sounds so wrong, but it's funny when DF starts saying it lol

[@TheyDoBeDyin]

“We earned zero dinks on the bone zone on day one” -DF 2022

[@olegm7973]

This video was posted the second I got off my flight to Sydney, Australia and the timing is unreal 😂

[@Katherine-ng5vu]

Tip - Wolves are OP when it comes to crocs. Lure them into a wolf pack and watch them go at it!

[@OpalholicsAnonymous]

Haha Australian Killer Jelli's will get you real good if you dont mind yourself in the water. 0:39

[@thatdoggoo]

Great videos as always your videos always make my day or night lol

[@povclown]

You dont have to say night- because when people say "that made my day" they mean the 24 hours or so, not day as in **daytime**, it's just a metaphor

[@mycookiehasnoname]

@@povclown or "make my night" as in watching the videos at night? lol

[@thatdoggoo]

@@mycookiehasnoname that’s what I mend lmao

[@Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet]

"I can't wait to see what orr is in this dog." Never let the world change you DF.

[@Ridoyplays]

we need a playthrough of this game please

[@aellianavandyke7687]

Fun fact: Australia waged war one bunnies and kangaroos (and lost both)

[@williamunderhill427]

DF: *scoffingly mocks the idea of an ax license* Game 2 seconds later: SHOVEL LICENSE REQUIRED

[@magicwhiterabbit1195]

as an australian this is exactly what i do on a daily basis

[@justacrazygamer5066]

As a paid actor you mean

[@momolemurs6666]

@3.53 Just picked up a fuel web spider. If you saw one of those is Australia you would either go as far away as possible or kill it.

[@charitymoulds1405]

Hi df you made my Sunday night

[@sleeplesswhipdcreme_nosleep]

The part with the Cassowary was a little less factual than I expected, considering well, they don't headbutt and instead will literally bisect your with their claws. Like seriously! These birds have massive scalpels for toes and can kick through concrete! They literally hold the title of "Most Dangerous Bird In The World!" They can literally take a full magazine of hot lead and shrug it off like it was nothing! Cassowaries are one of the reasons I'll never go to Australia!

[@frozenpeak1524]

DF is just a god that we can only watch the story of and can do nothing to stop him

[@gaminggaming9556]

Definitely want to see more of this.

[@officialrubix63940]

Early gang. Was reloading the tab with his channel on it waiting for him to upload. We love you DF!

[@Dwyer899]

This was a great video

[@jeremymurrycarranza7040]

Now you’re askin the real questions DF

[@mkol1998]

A fun way to get some more points in this game is to just stand in the fire until you're almost dead before you go to sleep. So efficient it's great!

[@mycookiehasnoname]

Kevin-style

[@mkol1998]

@@mycookiehasnoname Damn spot on. He is a military genius after all.

[@JustBeeCharmer]

finallyyyy you're playing outback simulator and you can put yourself and the wild life on fire

[@Gobber02]

When I saw the title, I was like "I don't want to, but I have to watch it."

[@Dramakins]

i am casually waiting every day for another Dinkum video 🥹💕

[@coldpuck]

Day two of my second playthrough and i had 100,000 €. Some stuff is much more worth selling than others. I think the red and the yellow bush flowers sold suprisingly good, and the prawn-things and crabs and dive-grab stuff. But i did have a 'entire islands worth' of those things to make that total amount. The endofday list went whole screen and then continued past the cutoff of the yellow box lol. And since there is no skip, i had to wait like entire minute or two for it to finish the unesisary slow bar counting thing uuugghh. Tip: Forget about eating 20 fruit a day, just bring a sleeping bag with you and sleep whenever your tired. (Do daily npc requests specifically and seperate from typical activities.) The game is great and its taking up my life atm, but it reeeaaally need a few tweaks. Then it would be same but less fustration and more yay.

[@ryokkeno]

Any Australians wanna chime in on the reaction to someone willingly picking up a Funnel Web with there bare hands?

[@povclown]

these videos are soo good!

[@HollowJesterX]

Definitely accurate on all things Aussie haha. Except those licences, totally unrealistic! You have to pay obscene money, do a ungodly amount of paperwork and then wait a good 3-6 months at least if you get it at all!! But other than that's it's good hahaha

[@BiggieSmokes187]

please play more of this!

[@Draug0]

I couldn't figure out fishing, so I had to have someone explain it to me. After the bobber goes down and you snag the fish, you have to immediately stop reeling. Only reel when the fish isn't struggling. The more you real while the fish struggles, the more it brings down the rod's "stamina", for lack of a better word. Once you get it, it's pretty easy. It seems pretty straight forward when you explain it, but actually doing it with no instructions is hard. You can unlock better fishing rods, but they don't really seem to help with fishing, they just last longer. The reel in speed might be quicker or the rod might have more "stamina", I'm not sure.

[@Dauntless_42]

Alligators are too big of a bug -famous words of dangerously funny

[@Tosmasta00]

So Mumps now in Australia terrorizing villagers there. Can't wait for the upcoming marry and divorce spree.

[@Jinseiiiiiiii]

YES DINKUM CONTENT WE LOVE I

[@goldgrasshoppernein9451]

As an australian i can confirm this is true. Hopefully there are some quokkas soon... but idk if people will forgive you if you make quokka hot dogd

[@jdogzerosilverblade299]

I can feel the editor dying inside watching df try to catch full animals with a bug net XD