The Dirty Abigail Mod - Stardew Valley

Abigail has a new hobby in front of her webcam. This mod adds some new dialogue where she talks about her new lifestyle. It varies at different heart levels and seasons. I couldn't manage to make it all trigger but I got what I could! This one was a lot of fun to play with. Stardew Valley gameplay with my commentary as always!
Original Mod - www.nexusmods.com/stardewvall...
Unofficial Patched Version - community.playstarbound.com/t...

[@nigou7550]

Df: *is concerned about Abigail and her dirty dialogoue* Also Df: *grinds up an entire town and turns them into seeds*

[@kiz1497]

Yes.

[@RetroRed101]

seems about right to me

[@dakfcboi5378]

This is df's logic in a nutshell

[@elizabetholiver448]

@@dakfcboi5378 definitely

[@INAI1NAIREBOOT]

S e e d s Don't forget _jodi wine_

[@redershades]

*ATLEAST THAT MAKES THE CRABS FEEL AT HOME*

[@oniboyy]

S o a n n o y i n g .

[@d-swagg9683]

This line got me good. 😂

[@Thewilddthing]

Lmao

[@KityCrylics]

I screamed lmfao

[@draessw]

And now I will never pick up a rainbow shell again.

[@Kingdeathtrooper]

In surprised there's no questions from her asking if you grow cucumbers

[@Ultimaximus]

There's actually a line for Wednesday in Fall that says "Do you ever grow any long veggies? I sure could use one!"

[@shyjellyfish2920]

Or eggplants♡

[@peebz-342]

Lateralusticus O.o

[@Wired_User]

Phoebe Stevens oof eggplants sound painful

[@alliesaurus3783]

@@Wired_User umm

[@izzy1221]

*I never thought that Stardew Valley of all games could be demonetized.*

[@coobk373]

You have seen nothing... Modders put secks n nudity in basically every game

[@LAZERAK47V2]

@@killernyancat8193 *repeating OOFs in the distance*

[@ritsusakumaslefteyeball3365]

*Same dude. Same.*

[@bucketofbread345]

It already was without mods, They added childbirth in a "kids" game XD

[@Blue__Oni]

Any game can with mods

[@gotoveritlmao8202]

_Now Im worried that I’m listening to a Canadian guy talking without clothes_

[@mandiopan3302]

TheInkNinja Yeah

[@Santeneal]

Wait he is Canadian?! And I thought Ryan Renolds was the evil spawn of there

[@idiotbanana107]

What canadian. I thought canadians are good people

[@tenkoshimura1146]

Exactly 😂

[@mookooy]

@@Santeneal Cannada keeps so nice by focusing all there evil in a few people DF picks up Renold's slack when he is shooting movies.

[@couch_enthusiast8915]

I just realised we have no clue whether you are wearing clothes or not while recording and we can never prove it.

[@alyssaduong6485]

Couch Enthusiast unless he does a webcam of his whole body

[@Jas-sy9mc]

I got scared reading that

[@ashleyplayz3914]

Or unless You do a vid with him,but I don’t think he would be naked then... I’m gonna go

[@yukiko5819]

i- w h y

[@cheesecakelasagna]

@@Jas-sy9mc i felt that.

[@bizzbell7246]

Now all we need is dirty Pam mod. Actually no need, she’s already a filthy troll.

[@kendrickstock4363]

Considering Pam, calling her a filthy troll would be a compliment .

[@Kurachi84]

**bathroom**

[@Nuna444_]

Ruuude lol 😝

[@connorolive5970]

Mauro Molinero I don’t blame it, i think the dragons flying around would go back into the ground if they saw her

[@MetaGrave]

I believe the phrase is "goddamn ogre

[@marcury4137]

Sebastian was never working on his computer. He was just tier 3 subbed to Abigail.

[@michealmalloy1934]

💀💀

[@gaberobison680]

Nah he’s smart enough to not waste money on a thot

[@DangerouslyFunny]

I couldn't make a lot of the dialogue trigger, but I did manage to scrape enough together for a video.

[@Jmak]

Oof

[@kiwilynn43]

DangerouslyFunny Hello! I love your content so much! Keep doing what you’re doing

[@sisterspot111]

Don't worry about it. Every stardew Valley video is the best

[@redpandasquad0870]

Hello!!!

[@pumpkinlol7853]

Hello

[@sumilacra]

*watches random clip of Clint **5:08* DF: Ive never noticed your blue eyes Me: OMG HE HAS BLUE EY-

[@ritsusakumaslefteyeball3365]

SAME GIRL, SAME

[@LadyStarflower]

It's hilarious because his voice went so soft and meanwhile I'm just like I THOUGHT HIS EYES WERE BROWN ALL THIS TIME WTF

[@vanessaalixinity6753]

Omg same!

[@freida8378]

DittrixR4K. WAIT- HE DOES HAVE BLUE EYES WTHH

[@nachocomposer6920]

S-Steve?

[@Aphyphy]

Your *father* /zooms in on plant/ Is over there

[@meleboo6072]

Hello morpho knight

[@luminoustorus548]

DF: why do you never leave your house? Abigail: _goes on and on about her nude escapades in the fields, beaches, and graveyards_

[@catbreath62]

"But would you just rather have me show you my fortnite gaming channel?" Now I see why he cut that out.

[@aturchomicz821]

Ok

[@stellam.1736]

atur chomicz stop

[@DaemosDaen]

Gril playing Fortnite? webcam girl? Same thing really.

[@lemonytrash584]

It'sRandom dude chill-

[@SimplyAnExistence]

lemonbaka *Laylar* It honestly does sound a bit sexist though.

[@Thieverpedia]

"I went to the beach last night, after dark...now there's sand all up in there" "Well, at least that'll make all the crabs feel at home." I don't normally quote, but that was savage! XD

[@13Bgrunt11]

LMFAO!

[@rat-dog7357]

*so annoying*

[@KaladinVegapunk]

haha seems like 99% of the comments are quotes

[@pappemick]

xD oh god

[@anch5697]

She probably does have krabs tho

[@ericad7377]

Have you ever thought what happens on Wednesdays So have i *grabs a lockpick* This is starting to remind me of skyrim

[@lilianderson8256]

big mood

[@jakestan1185]

Legion or stormclowks

[@jakestan1185]

I love playing kaghit

[@ericad7377]

@@jakestan1185 legion

[@chimaera2611]

@@jakestan1185 *khajiit

[@dontrueblood4938]

dirty Sebastion mod with the mumps mod oh sweet mother of the desperate holy water

[@maxilz9447]

sweet mother of gray

[@naboo0252]

thats what I was thinking, its a need omg

[@rustik0]

dirty sebastian mod hes playing rpg with you and the roleplay is actually in a sex dungeon

[@dalia7861]

The fact that this mod seems so natural for Abigail to be a cam girl

[@heaveyguner0139]

"I never noticed your blue eyes" while dead ass staring at Clint, I fuckin lost it

[@AmyLameyBobamey]

Getting rejected at the flower dance and then resorting to complimenting Clint was the funniest six seconds I've ever seen on this game

[@notSpiritsend]

“At least the crabs will feel at home”. This is why I subbed to this channel

[@jello9849]

Nic Wilson soon after, “Alright dirtbag, give me something interesting”

[@sofkincool]

"I always enjoyed filming in those overgrown fields for my fans". "Oh that's funny, that's the same thing I do" True LUL

[@yasminm.8864]

Nothing has to be changed Abigail...

[@yangi5051]

It hurts me with how everyone shit talks Sebastian because he's my favorite villager but all the jokes and rude comments are 100% true :')

[@Kenitix]

“Or would you rather just have me show you my - “

[@derpyking7976]

Soooo gross

[@alliesaurus3783]

My dirty mind: 👁👄👁

[@nuka-cetylene323]

"-LEGO Millenium Falcon." There we go. I fixed it.

[@name_unkn0wn]

@@nuka-cetylene323 "-Panzerfraust which Germans used to make Denmark surrender in 6 hours." Hey, atleast it has to something with LEGO land.

[@brotaytohpotato4272]

When Abigail said she sees herself becoming a farmer I remember someone in the comments saying something along the lines of “With all the hoeing your doing it’s not hard to see why”

[@josephjackson4312]

Has any modder tried looking into removing the limit of how many times you can talk to a villager per day? I feel a video like this would be made much easier if it were possible.

[@cheshire7413]

“Summer’s here, it’s not really my favorite season And you’re not really my favorite person” My favorite line xD

[@jakwicc6190]

@Emir Gt stop advertising

[@collztoons]

@@Roptesembir stfu

[@Pixel-di1zp]

Someone should make a mod that replaces the trash bin on the GUI with Pam’s face.

[@korvincarry3268]

And it makes pig eating noises anytime you dump something in

[@dustsanimaljamguide2364]

oh god XD

[@user-hn6tc9ot4j]

I would learn how to mod just to do that

[@yoshxry]

LMAO😂

[@mememan5466]

Just go into the files and re-texture it

[@MrMatthias]

The video as a whole had plenty of laughs, but there was something particularly hilarious about seeing Vincent walk up to you while you were holding a Mega Bomb at 8:40

[@mysteroni2651]

Guess you could call it Little Boy

[@sirpixel7945]

"Hey kid! Wanna play catch?"

[@alanmooreisrasputinreincar8106]

Y'know she was weird enough already she didn't really need this

[@lilywhite7429]

grim the reaper She really did like eating random things after all

[@alanmooreisrasputinreincar8106]

@@lilywhite7429 lol true

[@nisclavret]

this is one of the funniest videos of yours yet, the zooms in to your sprite's face and your dry humor had me choking on my water throughout the video

[@paradox7313]

WhAt ArE YoU DoInG HeRe? LoOkInG fOr A bOoTy CaLl?

[@Hummingb1rd]

Wow it's been 2 years and it has 237 likes and I'm the first reply?

[@name_unkn0wn]

@@Hummingb1rd I mean, what are going to comment 9n a comment like this one?

[@Hummingb1rd]

@@name_unkn0wn I have no idea actually

[@Willowpaw14]

"...I handled the whole town just fine, thanks." Gets me every time!

[@birb_ie]

i swear i was looking on the town bulletin in fall once and abigail had posted, saying ‘im bored… someone get me an eggplant.’

[@woomyrune]

8:40 Nobody gonna talk about him holding a mega bomb as Vincent approaches? Lmao

[@CreeperFino]

6:05 "Now there's sand all up in there..." "Well, at least it will make the crabs feel at home" I'M DEAD

[@WanderingJellyfish_0081]

I wanted the parents dialogue to change in reaction to hers.

[@henrycantwell6137]

DF: "Oh, you're a vlogger!" The mind of DF at 4:01: oh, you're THAT kind of vlogger.

[@jadeperazzolo6606]

"I went to the beach last night, after dark... Now there's sand all up in there..." Rip to Elliott who probably had to stand the noise and sight before he could sleep,,,, poor man came to write, not watch women doing 18+ stuff in front of his house,,,,,

[@ThSadomasohista]

This implies she wasn't Dirty beforehand. And yes, I did capitalise the D in Dirty. Figure out the reason yourself.

[@sammmsational]

I actually dont get it

[@stanleywojcicki2000]

@@sammmsational Her real name is Dirty not Abigail

[@the8-bitwolf690]

Why the fuck you have got some guys from boku no piko whit moustaches as the profile immage??? Why? Oh btw don't ask me how i know about them...

[@xutaes8015]

@@stanleywojcicki2000 what??? Really???

[@Mashamazzi]

@@the8-bitwolf690 how do you know about them?

[@Kudeshka]

I do not have the mod but she told me she was daydreaming about me and I am already married in the game so I guess she and her mother are not that different.

[@alexs6746]

10:12 that’s the last thing I need in the community center boiler room and seeing him throw it away was physically painful

[@clownshoes8208]

“well at least the crabs will feel at home” that came out so smoothly i’m impressed

[@zooted_420]

I was watching intently but he fucking got me at “I never noticed your blue eyes” poor clint BAHHAHAHA

[@Evan-ys2ig]

Loving this fast paced content flow keep it up DF!

[@aturchomicz821]

TOP TEN ALIEN HITLERS

[@Dexfan1995]

Watching DF carelessly throw away that Prismatic Shard was painful. Still love the videos though! They're the most relaxing gaming content I have ever found on KZbin.

[@Ash46123]

“Now there’s sand all up there” “Well at least it’ll make the crabs feel at home” BRO I KNOW U DIDNT JUST-

[@KiraraLalaYT]

I love that you did this one..... 😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@mikhailmcmorrow6440]

Honestly that crabs joke might be the funniest shit I've heard in this year so far

[@CursedMoistMan690]

"At least that would make the crabs feel at home" this is literally my favorite youtuber now

[@tiffanyzhu9587]

this mod is gonna get D E M O N E T I Z E D

[@hallmarket]

get back in the nugget cave

[@Gold-2911]

Hi nugget go in eat. Slop from bugs

[@tiffanyzhu9587]

lololol nugget

[@Gold-2911]

Hi

[@ethanpoindexter4142]

I will help you save Billy

[@girlwhat4878]

I love this new editing, keep up the good work DF!

[@Mimerneos]

I LOL'ed at 2:16 "I enjoy filming in the field" "oh that's funny that's the same thing I do"

[@freida8378]

"I've never noticed your blue eyes~" - Dangerously Funny (A.k.a. DF), 2019

[@simpforrantaro7833]

DUDE I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD AT 9:20 WHEN YOU THREW HER UNDERWEAR IN THE WATER XD

[@xxanaxxnairnair2065]

You came up on my recommended a lot, i didnt expect this to be the first vid i watch of you. And find it incredibly fascinating.

[@person0-016]

Every second of this video, I felt the strange urge to gaze disappointedly into a nonexistent camera, perhaps at a slow speed with concrete noises.

[@m.b8259]

Abigail: Now there's sand all up in there DF: At least the crabs will feel at home. ROFFLLLLLL

[@wizwony]

Abigail is aggressive without a mod, she keeps giving me bombs

[@TrueLucinova]

Yaknow, I'm almost surprised how close most of these are to her actual dialogue; I guess that was the idea, to keep her in-character, so they modified stuff she says normally for the most part

[@chaithevillain3680]

6:10 🤭 that comeback he had lmaooo

[@Scottsterd]

That was out of pocket bro 😂

[@kelloniusprime8638]

"It's not stalking if your friends" -DangerouslyFunny

[@MsAlyssaB1]

"Guess we'll just move into winter" Stands in front of child with bomb!

[@jamiedoesthings]

The real galaxy brain mod would be this dialogue for Harvey

[@reeth4629]

“Have you tried not sucking?” 😂

[@personpacman7439]

*w h a t t h e f u c k*

[@pascal1095]

9:28 "Accually if we could have a cage installed, than that would be pretty good" Me: *I-is that another dirty dialogue.....?*

[@joshm7335]

I freaking love your Stardew Valley videos. No one as such amazing commentary on this game. No one. :D

[@ramtree_2114]

I just got here but I bet this is gonna be another great video!

[@Unicorn_Barf]

I can’t tell who will get demonetized first, DF Or Abigail

[@personpacman7439]

6:09 AHAHAHHAHAHA I really wish there were other people that got to appreciate that joke 10/10

[@scarlettkellett]

Oh god...

[@funnygamer5405]

Wow look at the time stamp that's perfect

[@SUSanne678]

i feel bad bc i dont get it someone explain plz

[@personpacman7439]

@@SUSanne678 you know lice? Well crabs is just like lice but in pubic hair sooooooooo kinda nasty but rlly funny joke

[@kaiyoblu7349]

@@SUSanne678 crabs are an std (if you dont know what that is then I cant help you) and its basically these tiny crab looking things in pubic hair making the private area very irritating and itching

[@TwistedSisters98]

I am binge watching these videos, too funny 😂😂 love your humor

[@soulsofwar8985]

"I got sand all up in there" "At least the crabs will feel at home" YOU DIDN'T

[@wastedwizard5112]

6:09 "There's sand all up in there" "well, at least the crabs will feel at home" I fucking can't. Never stop making content

[@Jmak]

Abigail best girl

[@balmadina363]

Jmak wiener

[@brodun_]

When is forward areial tier list

[@beet662]

Alright bröther

[@hughjorgen1051]

More entertaining than actually playing. Love it!

[@Regener8Plays]

Amazing video as always DF!

[@gawni1612]

"was it the time with the things..in the ...caves?" I lost my shit here.

[@eryn..0_o325]

“Was it about the time with the things in the caves?” -DangerouslyFunny

[@MistrChill]

Even you make a joke with a calm voice you still make me laugh 😄

[@hirokokueh3541]

4:48 "or, do I?" (Vsauce bass music playing

[@kerdnerl8588]

So it gets a lot more boring once your married. 10/10 most accurate mod to date

[@Flowerchild_-rk8ur]

Mumps:I wear clothes while filming Mumps 2 seconds later:*or do i*

[@claudiastammer5645]

i love your voice lol, it soothes my anxiety! + i love all stardew valley content.

[@DevrajWasHere]

Didn’t realise you still uploaded, rn I’m trying to do the community centre challenge in one year with wilderness farm and mushroom cave

[@cloudiskies8578]

DF being a farmer: "I'll ask a farmer if I ever meet one" **Leaves**

[@ryanwakebradtelle8682]

Abigail was already best girl, but now

[@neongreenheart23]

The amount of amazing phrases in this video is astounding

[@batt_luvs]

“At least the crabs will feel at home” I SCREAMED

[@gabe6090]

The amount of disrespect he dishes out the more I grow to love him

[@AshzieWasTaken]

* I t ' S n O t S t A l K i N g I f Y o U r F r I e N d S * Theres no telling when mumps will stop stalking

[@EchoTracker]

I don't how the transition to winter showed him holding a bomb and a child walking towards him...

[@aishalee696]

“Oh that’s funny, that’s exactly what I do!” THAT KILLED ME

[@Teagan_nguyen]

Jeez you have a mod for everything

[@AJBeeby]

Df: “ya she’s a vlogger” bless your clean soul

[@kodak1479]

"oh that's funny, that's the same thing I do" I spit out my drink when I heard you say that.

[@t.m.2415]

4:48 nice

[@Cloak_N_Dagger]

This entire video can be summed up as "Your waifu is SHIT!" Abigail was always my first choice, so I feel low-key attacked.

[@drchromatic9114]

9:11 Oh god

[@Pneumonological]

DF:well i havent showered in three months Me: Seriously? Those numbers are insultingly low.

[@kidskeller2287]

your detective skills are amazing