"It's been a while since I bought a person" I knew the government was catching up. It happens to all of us, no worries.
@emmanuelramirez714 жыл бұрын
Wait they are catching up oh no...
@noobandfriends24204 жыл бұрын
You can buy people in Syria.
@deathuwu75454 жыл бұрын
heh
@argentino674 жыл бұрын
@@noobandfriends2420 yhea, but theyre more expensive then just a faw yellow things.
@bradleyzienkiewicz32524 жыл бұрын
@@argentino67 its cheaper than person
@miguelmachado56074 жыл бұрын
In “trying something new” I think we all know it means “killing things, but more and faster.
@nickys.h79074 жыл бұрын
yep
@bigbluetongue66654 жыл бұрын
Can’t wait till this gets top comment
@Djpickle204 жыл бұрын
Well yes
@Chickenboot4 жыл бұрын
yep
@yiggles41364 жыл бұрын
"
@mars49804 жыл бұрын
“I want to touch it with my wiggly” DF - 2020
@kaksspl4 жыл бұрын
Can't show that in a Christian manga!
@maelakyte4 жыл бұрын
literally heard that and came down to type this EXACT comment good job beating me to it!
@DeathProductions2004 жыл бұрын
GOD I AM CRYING
@maelakyte4 жыл бұрын
@LaBelle424242 stfu
@Monochromania14 жыл бұрын
@@maelakyte *Insert Lenny face here*
@the_real_boogeyman4 жыл бұрын
I'm glad he is back playing neon abyss. I've missed this game.
@kribyy77844 жыл бұрын
I miss a lot of old games that he played :(
@godsleftcheek4 жыл бұрын
Same, his neon abyss vids are my favorites too.
@questingfish74984 жыл бұрын
You know it’s a good day when DF’s thumbnail is just bullets or lasers.
@yulisunflower4 жыл бұрын
truer words have never been spoken
@primaloftheabyss31393 жыл бұрын
Or horrifying blobs of spikes
@humanperson23143 жыл бұрын
or in some games a room full of dead enimys
@allegingpine52684 жыл бұрын
Thank you lord, couldn’t find a good video to watch until now
@Seagull25224 жыл бұрын
Same
@spidertiger5854 жыл бұрын
same
@scale10-473 жыл бұрын
Amen
@f1redemon9664 жыл бұрын
“I wanna go touch things with my wiggly” That cracked me up so hard
@Matthew-ie5ur4 жыл бұрын
He’s called dangerously funny for a reason!
@towel_gaming4 жыл бұрын
Dangerous in the fact that he will starve if he gets demonetized
@nasbi78784 жыл бұрын
G
@NH-ce5im2 жыл бұрын
0:26 the subtle drug joke is A+++ and we're less than 30sec in. DF continues to surpass my expectations beautifully
@Wangwat7314 жыл бұрын
"Well I never die" -DF. Famous last words
@Gunnarbug4 жыл бұрын
When he just fired his lazers to show them off my eyes started hurting and thats when I knew this was a good video
@JC-ub9xd4 жыл бұрын
The lasers are blinding and strong.
@rynnex4 жыл бұрын
"I wanna go touch things with my wiggly." ~DangerouslyFunny 2020
@pyritepanx4 жыл бұрын
As a wise df once said: “more damage”
@Nikoruin4 жыл бұрын
For the God of pills you can farm coins after killing the flying enemies n "stepping" on the worms
@thirdhandshark74274 жыл бұрын
Never watched a video of yours before just got this as a recommendation but this was a rare treat, an example of the algorithm actually working.
@boshikagebira47534 жыл бұрын
“It’s been a while since I’ve bought a person” I’m not even alarmed at this anymore
@cassandramuller73374 жыл бұрын
I bought this game after watching DF play it. First time trying a game like this. It seemed ridiculous enough (and short enough per run) that I might enjoy it. First time I actually didn't regret purchasing a game because I liked watching a youtuber play it. This one is great and a lot of fun.
@wantsomepickles93193 жыл бұрын
"I want to go touch things with my wiggly." now thats something I would love to hear more.
@viktormizak70544 жыл бұрын
the towel plus devils trade means you take half a heart or no damage, its great.
@tenchiyagato87734 жыл бұрын
Me: *sees title* DF which game did you completely break this time...? DF: It's been a while since I bought a person. Me: and the government marches on...
@brendonda14 жыл бұрын
1:49 purple tobi mask from naruto
@rhysb72283 жыл бұрын
Your voice sounds...soothing. Like "Everything will be okay. It's not like it could get much worse." kind of soothing...
@paragonquille72923 жыл бұрын
Guns like Thunder need to be used diffetently because they are different. The bullets rotate around you until you release teh fire button, and they go in the direction that is directly away from you when they are released, and also very lightly home in on enemies. You can follow the bullet around yourself and stack them up (there is a limit to how many can be active, so no infinite damage in one shot :'( ) to aim them and pack a huge punch.
@liamtaylor60244 жыл бұрын
I would like to request more of the, "it's been a while since I bought a person" energy. I subbed for it.
@juanlloveras57804 жыл бұрын
I think DF just got the best combo with the Devil's trade and the towel. There's a chance you take no damage, or you just take half a heart.
@LittleMissJenn4 жыл бұрын
Omg last episode the death note music. This episode the start of sadness and sorrow from naruto. I can’t.
@amitverma-sr2ik4 жыл бұрын
'Lets me down in a 𝗵𝗼𝗿𝗿𝗶𝗯𝗹𝘆 𝗵𝗶𝗹𝗮𝗿𝗶𝗼𝘂𝘀 way' I mean that is what you call yourself
@TheGrandexeno4 жыл бұрын
Still improving the video editing, good work!
@eugenedouglas10234 жыл бұрын
I love the faint Thunderstruck in the background when he test fires the "Thunder" gun XD
@Bowserkm4 жыл бұрын
When you stomp on the little worms that spawn when u kill one of these weird flying things you get a coin
@LeaneRob4 жыл бұрын
The towel was a reference to the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy
@LOLItsToastyXD4 жыл бұрын
Vending machine explosion killed your Grabber Pet, which dropped all of those coins.
@Shine111214 жыл бұрын
he touched the boss with his wiggly thing
@Chu-ny6sw3 жыл бұрын
As Grug used to say "New is bad" but now "New is new"
@ethribin418810 ай бұрын
This was the most justice despensing justice weapon though O.O Just... 3, 2, 1 PWOOOOOAAAAAM room full of beams.
@Its_Vendetta3 жыл бұрын
When the vending machine exploded it killed your money stealing pet, that’s where the coins came from
@georgianaelena3002 Жыл бұрын
DF: magic vortex, wow Me: obito mask!!
@theonetruebobthecob9724 жыл бұрын
When you step on worms they drop coins!
@Th3DarkCanuck4 жыл бұрын
I'm addicted to this game. Thanks for the videos!
@muncheychu3293 жыл бұрын
Who thinks that DF should play clone drone in the danger zone? Like so that he can see we want him to do some
@gnome97734 жыл бұрын
Take DF's advice to life. Just roll with it
@wolflordfefnir67154 жыл бұрын
also, the guitar is a decent weapon, to fire in a specific direction you have to be moving in that direction
@subzerodragon1104 жыл бұрын
Thanks DF that's now my message tone. (Am going to touch things with my wiggly) XD XD
@zerotolerance54774 жыл бұрын
DF and GrayStillPlays, some of the best people at playing games in the dumbest way possible for the most fun.
@theonetruebobthecob9724 жыл бұрын
Good job dude! Keep up the high quality content!
@Allen-cx6yi3 жыл бұрын
*_"It's been a while since I bought a person"_* -_DF 2020_
@Dansyboy934 жыл бұрын
I love this game i love watching this content its so relaxing watching everything get wrecked
@Coolswag76_4 жыл бұрын
My grandpa just died and this helped me get trough it thank you💐
@mistrchoc4 жыл бұрын
I genuinely laughed every time DF memed about the roll
@astepbehind9824 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Not a single soul: DF:they are me rollin'
@Davi454524 жыл бұрын
Breaks his 1 rule repeatedly, and even says it yet does it again... amazing
@davidloza93164 жыл бұрын
Increase Damage: I sleep The Towel: REAL SHIT!
@epicsans93424 жыл бұрын
The zombie sister are always like this even tho their leader is dying They like :D
@codylewis84963 жыл бұрын
Idk why I wasn't subbed I've been watching you for almost 3 months now
@perception54 жыл бұрын
OP DF thanks for showing me this game
@nagliskisielius36434 жыл бұрын
Df's editor is the best
@joe277_24 жыл бұрын
Ha the guitar plays thunderstruck
@korbywhoisnotkirby57174 жыл бұрын
You're invincible if you roll, iirc.
@failedsave17884 жыл бұрын
Matt can roll through laser doors or over spikes without getting hurt
@Geion4 жыл бұрын
"Can you die now im over it." Lord the dead pan delivery killed me.
@harrysharp79753 жыл бұрын
"slightly even faster somhow" -DF
@KentheDeer4 жыл бұрын
"How do the enemies like the laser? ...they seem to be enjoying it!"
@mesauce59704 жыл бұрын
He may have broken the rule of bringing new guns to a boss but he is following his rule of being a toucher
@izzy31204 жыл бұрын
Your rolling has the properties of both rubber and gum
@albi33654 жыл бұрын
DF your vids are good keep up the good work. whenever i see your videos I also feel like committing many war crimes. Love your content
@jimpickenscultmember20734 жыл бұрын
absolutely no one: DF finding a galaxy flame thrower on steroids: idk fam, it's just not chaotic enough you know?
@Freestylz2 Жыл бұрын
Rediscovered this nearly 3 Years later, now i wanna touch things with my wiggly again
@Weckacore4 жыл бұрын
This is the only series I cant watch because every time DF says "melee" i die a little bit.
@thefluff2094 жыл бұрын
Yay, DF bought a new human off the digital slave market
@charliedelapaz26964 жыл бұрын
We all admit That rolling is O.P
@Qintsal4 жыл бұрын
just when i was wondering when the new DF video will be online....13mins---well almost my 15min dose of daily DF
@TehKazlehoff4 жыл бұрын
Keep Rollin' Rollin' Rollin' Rollin'
@thecyberrabbit14402 жыл бұрын
I like that the editor started to play naruto music(I think) for the magic vortex. It looks and sounds like it’s based on “Tobi”s powers
@sawybunz25453 жыл бұрын
10:36 “I’m gonna go touch things with my wiggly”
@beasty9094 жыл бұрын
wooooah bro, the ending....that was OP!! xxx
@destroidhak25564 жыл бұрын
Diego be like: Johnny is probably going to die very quickly
@destroidhak25564 жыл бұрын
Johnny: im gonna end this man's whole carrier, without even walking
@leviathanqueen37802 жыл бұрын
Just got this game, cant wait to play it
@aryanverma62612 жыл бұрын
Me too
@soccpuppet46387 ай бұрын
DF picks up a gun that has orbting bullets and just never let the bullets orbit
@Dansyboy934 жыл бұрын
That gun melts
@hamzah8004 жыл бұрын
tips for using thunder gun use it only if you have a high fire rate the bullet will go to direction you move when release
@manuwerde86974 жыл бұрын
you have a chance, if you walk over the green worms that spawn out of the green enemies, that you get a coin.
@Omizuke2 жыл бұрын
I would've like to see White Fox gun while you roll. See if the tails surround you and act as shield. And the wiggly comment LOL
@comabtwombat3334 жыл бұрын
Yoyoyo the best KZbinr is back
@valyrieanson3893 Жыл бұрын
Just keep rolling rolling rolling
@kabob00774 жыл бұрын
*See Judgment* Hang on is that? *DF gets Judgment* Oh boy *DF fires Judgment* OH BY THE SLAYER, IT IS!
@jasonzhou43924 жыл бұрын
Yes! More neon abyss
@JC-ub9xd4 жыл бұрын
He has only begun experiencing other characters. Just wait till he gets Zach.
@saltypumpkin9274 жыл бұрын
Love him or hate him, he can roll
@danieltscharner19674 жыл бұрын
I saw, "tried something new" and I thought, "thats dangerous!"
@the__justice5264 жыл бұрын
10:35 nice
@abyssshriek71134 жыл бұрын
Great choice
@nendouuu24433 жыл бұрын
this game reminds me so much of binding of isaac i love it
@neet26734 жыл бұрын
They see me rollin’ they hatin
@theriverstigs2 жыл бұрын
this video was released a year ago and i can _hear_ DF is notably more expressive caffeine, folks
@pshaw9513 жыл бұрын
You probably know by now but the random coins come from squashing the worms that spawn when you kill the fly creature
@dikatinkamarjanovic1012 жыл бұрын
DF why are you so funny like just I wanna go touch thing with my wiggly/wiggyly idk anymore
@maskedshadow53654 жыл бұрын
Hopefully everyone has a great day ^^
@yeetmaster48773 жыл бұрын
“It’s been a while since I bought a person” - DF 2020
@withdrawpanic4 жыл бұрын
DF almost got canceled with his wiggly
@speedyknight48184 жыл бұрын
I like how he litteraly he got 10 zombie sisters
@wolflordfefnir67154 жыл бұрын
DF, blue enemies sometimes drop worms and if you step on them theyll drop coins.