Things That Happen ONCE In a Lifetime

Things That Happen ONCE In a Lifetime
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[@dani-eh4dy]

No one: Matt saying he has no girlfriend: 0:29 His girlfriend: um-

[@mayabryndza1248]

He did he said once in a life time 😅😅

[@zayzuwtf]

Kidlerjln Club so what

[@harrykanelover64]

I was gonna say that but

[@tylerdowd2524]

I hope his girlfriend did not have a argument with him that they had broken up

[@lpspinkprosuctions100]

Well he like me getting a girlfriend which means that he getting his girlfriend that he has now was a once in a lifetime thing

[@spooods]

“Things that happen once in a lifetime” **me actually doing something with my life**

[@spooods]

DragonRelicVII I don’t post that much on mine either 😭😂

[@K4DETHB]

Same here

[@spooods]

DragonRelicVII well dang 😂

[@engrishpls5040]

Spooder Wahmen pp hard

[@dannydaniel9103]

Matt your funny

[@alekzavage6753]

2:49 (Matt)-*They just let you sit on balls* (Me and my dirty minded self)-*Thats what he said*

[@furo1522]

Same😂

[@RobinBobinVA]

Same

[@whistlercreek]

SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEE

[@bizmofunyins1955]

You mean thats what SHE NOT HE said

[@alekzavage6753]

Bizmo Funyins no it’s what he said

[@ImBlizzardVT]

XD OMG "I can't see color. This deer is white" THAT WAS PERFECT!!

[@suhanong5905]

Wait your colorblind?

[@DracoMalfoy-ym2pg]

“We did the chicken cross the road?” “To get to the idiots house” “Knock knock”, “who’s there?” “The chicken”

[@amkcider673]

Why did the chicken cross the road to go to KFC for its cousin

[@louisekusuma6851]

Eh this is copied from the Funniest text complications

[@DracoMalfoy-ym2pg]

Louise Kusuma, yeah so? Its just funny •3•

[@louisekusuma6851]

@@DracoMalfoy-ym2pg I'm just saying.

[@divanotfamous]

knock knock

[@-dawn-4749]

matt: like me getting a girlfriend me: bro you already have one. did you forget about her already?

[@d3athsqvadanthem609]

Nika Hassan ya dummy the video is ONCE in a lifetime get it he has only had/has ONE girlfriend.

[@suzuzuu8199]

@Mubashirah Aazeen shut the fuck up

[@brendaisidoro7809]

Facts

[@-dawn-4749]

@@d3athsqvadanthem609 k I understand

[@itzalf6028]

Mubashirah Aazeen he said had/has

[@lordbores2233]

Me: Jesus is that you Jesus: I'm in heaven so?? Me: I'm dead What!!!!

[@CJTower.]

r/Notfunnydidntlaugh

[@daveblanila6512]

Ok

[@Thequeencoregirl]

Dav1dyy Plays what do u mean ma man

[@daveblanila6512]

Your a female? Or male? If you are a female I love you!

[@SonGoku-mm8qb]

Dav1dyy Plays also he's a male

[@salimpatel7560]

Things that happen once in a lifetime: McDonald’s ice cream machine is fixed

[@pennystewart1444]

You are on point McDonald fix your ice cream machine

[@DominosPizza155]

Not even that happens once in a lifetime😔

[@shinz7249]

Yes girl yes

[@christianlechuga9720]

True

[@BenAnimationsOfficial]

I had this once in a lifetime thing were ice cream machine was fixed

[@BabyBearTv]

"Let he who is without sin hit the first woah" 😂😂😂that shit had me dying

[@gerritcobielansink1679]

When i saw this comment hè said that😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@TolerableSin]

@@gerritcobielansink1679 omg SAME the hell i read this at the same time he said it

[@maya_vita]

No joke, I once saw a squirrel look both ways before crossing the street🤣

[@robloxreflectionsno1783]

Nice

[@rares4423]

Ha

[@Zankoku._.]

I once saw a squirrel look at me and then come near me and then I did nothing and it sat on my head, and I was like “ummmm...” I don’t remember what I said but yeah

[@offtopic3703]

daniella WAT?

[@namcicle2309]

That’s actually not too uncommon- squirrels look everywhere for no reason

[@lukabluelui4151]

When i saw a guy that looked like jesus i bow down and said my lord jesus

[@HalfDeadYT]

Dang Matt smith: *you will only see this once in a lifetime* Me:*watches the vid twice* Also me:*IM A DIFFERENT BREED*

[@shadow_glitchy_cosplays]

Same but three times

[@zackmack-se5dz]

@@shadow_glitchy_cosplays same but 4 times

[@LuvvRecklezz]

I want a bucket of Popeyes and KFC chicken for Christmas 🎄🎄

[@micahcapdeville4330]

Me to

[@micahcapdeville4330]

Me

[@ac3packersfan535]

Raising Canes chicken with a bath tub full of Cane's sauce!

[@keeshibreivenalcantara8862]

KILLUS

[@joshuafinks8489]

@little Bobbi 259 Mario 2 💬💬💬💬

[@miaqtxx4314]

Fun fact about rainbows! Rainbows are actually a full circle but you can only see half, so the other half is under the ground! Apparently...

[@softiibun9401]

Mia Time I saw one on Sunday I saw them on Philippines! 😂

[@TitanK-lp3hz]

XD ok boomer

[@Kokoyasu.]

Fun fact every rainbow is a double rainbow but sometimes it’s faint so that’s why you cant see them

[@rogeliovalencia5422]

Wow

[@spbsqp1602]

😂😂good one😂😂

[@glaceonumbreonsylveon8189]

Things that happen once in a life time: McDonald’s gets my order correct

[@greenbecker2451]

They always get my order right so you’re prob just making that up

[@brody2934]

@@greenbecker2451 Do you go to the same McDonald's ?

[@theliteralsun0]

@@greenbecker2451 r/woooooooooosh

[@greenbecker2451]

mokbul miah it’s 4 os

[@AlligatorAdam999]

Things that happen once in a lifetime: McDonald’s ice cream machine is working

[@GR4YSC4L3]

Matt: "Will I ever hit 10 million subscribers?" Me: you have a big storm coming

[@carolinecrowe236]

Favorite line what's with this daffy duck reunion lmao that just made me laugh

[@berindershahpuri7768]

The fact that he matches his clothes every time is amazing

[@eveway]

So do I?wdym everyone at my school does it’s a normal thing

[@JhymzDavaoPH]

True i watched dangmattsmith since 2019 now its 2021 with the corona virus yeahhhhhhhh

[@bottleflipshallieandhayden8246]

To wear my high heels and break my ankles at school

[@KingOfGamesSenpai]

​@@JhymzDavaoPH😮

[@itsahmadi6807]

Things that happen once in a lifetime: Enjoying a schoolday

[@1loser574]

True tho

[@sn1pezisasian106]

I LOVE school

[@dontfactcheck376]

lol I just got out of school and I swear I saw satin

[@johnbaileyjr.4957]

What day was that?

[@wear3163]

True boi

[@sfsports23]

Matt "I can see color" Also Matt "Thats 5000 BROWN ducks"

[@Hunterrrrrrrrr]

Matt saying “Things that happen once and a lifetime, like my girlfriend”😂

[@hdnsfeksvxxydbxdhdbdfdjdvd4874]

Lol

[@ItzDonnieDee]

Good One

[@JoseCastro-rb4dw]

That happen to everyone unless they break up tho :/

[@TheBryanpat]

More like matts girlfriend

[@samtheman2132]

I feel like bang energy is just sponsoring everyone. Ngl I really wanna have a taste, looks good

[@nonsikelelocele9921]

yup but im meaning to ask wy are you called fanta(plz dont be mad i just wanted to know)

[@samtheman2132]

Nah I’m not mad that’s fine, the reason my name is Fanta is because it is an inside joke sort of with my friends and family. It’s because I gave orange hair and Fanta is orange too

[@GamerKeags_YT]

Fanta _ no raid shadow legends is sponsoring everyone

[@amandasaunders5639]

Same here!

[@roxanne3335]

It's bad for your heart if you drink too much,you die so don't drink it

[@blurri4352]

"Things that happen once in a lifetime". D E A T H

[@ccreax]

B I R T H

[@cassandraaldridge1042]

A B O R T I O N

[@LxnaticBTW]

P U B E R T Y

[@3acee]

Matt: Ok, Dang bro just climb a waterfall **continues talking** Me singing a song: *~Dont go chasing waterfalls :3~*

[@fr0stbtt3n56]

“They just let you sit on balls at the computer?” -Dang Matt Smith, 2019

[@apexlegendscollections8616]

Is this a test to see if we are dirty minded I passed lol

[@BlurryElite]

Lol Ur profile is Darwin mine is gumball

[@planetsj527]

"Let he who is without sin hit the first WOAH " 😂 ~ Matt 2019

[@RoyalInspiration]

There was this one time when I randomly said “Get that outta here” and then a fly came by and I slapped it out of the air killing it

[@fenorlex1126]

*Claps x6*

[@zk6866]

Wowwww

[@RoyalInspiration]

Minka and Bella Kadar it’s true I swear

[@kurtisconn4710]

Everybody was Kung-Fu Fighting!

[@keeshibreivenalcantara8862]

Dangmattsmith: I Have No Girlfriend. Sarah Kaynee: 8 o _

[@lilybrown6335]

Things that happen once in a Lifetime: Me being called tall

[@Farid7861]

Short boy😂😂😂😂😂

[@Cytise91]

Haha termite

[@rextcrackersbox547]

Your tall

[@lokiwiseyt8608]

Just be lucky your are short

[@lilybrown6335]

@@lokiwiseyt8608 lool

[@abbie_shon6411]

Did anyone see the only “odd one out” duck

[@micahcapdeville4330]

Gaminizer no

[@benjaminclawson2131]

BILLIE_EILISH_17_ Avocado I did but I think it was a goose that had no friends. His lack of friends ended goose and duck racism so he is now with the ducks.

[@loganboettcher8314]

@@benjaminclawson2131 yes

[@apexlegendscollections8616]

@@gaminization1721 get your dirty mind out

[@sidneypatino1728]

dude he’s honestly such a mood, i love it 😂

[@janetpatrick2089]

Huh the letter i is supposed to be capital when it's by its self .

[@sidneypatino1728]

@@janetpatrick2089 right lol I* my bad

[@sultanakhanom3653]

Lol when u chat on YT nobody cares about punctuation

[@sultanakhanom3653]

There is no space before the full stop :)

[@richardbuss8562]

Is it just me or dose this kind of stuff happen to really freaking lucky people love you dang matt smith

[@t.4020]

4:11 Matt: I wouldn't do this Me: Anyone notice how it looks like Matt from behind??

[@savagechezyburger12yearsag52]

Elijah Crescent yo I didn’t realize that

[@coolboygamer8873]

:Matt talking about captain crunch. Me eating captain crunch: wow that happenes once in a lifetime.

[@davidmccarthy8914]

Matt: yall aren't dissapointments Me: I dont agree

[@davidmccarthy8914]

@@charlotteoksy8729 shut up

[@msjrockqueen2011]

Yeah, I finally managed to try bang energy today; I was up for 3 hours & then took a 5 hour nap.

[@Kagesais]

Some People:whos been a fan of Matt Me and other people:why do people keep doing this My sister looking over my shoulder:why u writing this?

[@yaritzamartinez4669]

0:29 Sarah Kayne: I am a joke to you?

[@ethanf507]

“Things that happened to me in my life” My dog was talking to my cat

[@Kagesais]

1,000 subs before new year :0

[@YahungNguyen]

1:25 1 2 3 4 did ya’ll get the shirt from the same store got me😂

[@martyshen.themagnificent]

U know the longest hair ever grown was 9 feet and she couldn’t stand up properly

[@bogsbrooks06]

do you want to be my friend 💙🙂🙃

[@bogsbrooks06]

sow 🙂 wat s your vey veret food my fey varet food is pizza🍕 and is crem 🍨🍦

[@ubah8949]

Cat

[@creepyskull3533]

"things that happen once in a life time" **Me doing my homework**

[@amkcider673]

Same

[@nightmarephantom7004]

Things that happen in once in a lifetime *me dying*

[@jazlynndemma1996]

Creepy Skull that’s me

[@lemon5848]

Matt: I hope the chicken looked both sides before crossing! Me: Wait , don’t chickens have binocular vision?

[@bdayritpeterangelo3825]

Once in a lifetime: ROCK vs CENA 😁😂

[@heartshapedbox2320]

Me:if it’s one in a lifetime Me:wheres second in a lifetime

[@itsrudy4617]

I wanna get for Christmas is the new dangmattsmith merch!

[@ryanfamily5081]

Matt: Things that happen once in a life time Me:like bunnies pooping squares

[@WoowieNeedsMilk]

Only happens in Minecraft

[@Erinx019]

anyone else think of CG5's song "Why did the chicken cross the road" when he made that joke "Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side"

[@kaydenbunting4012]

" Cause I'm black on the outside and white on the inside."

[@cooperce37]

True

[@ustink2024]

Tru3 Cause of ur skeletons

[@kaiden1735]

Gg

[@xfand0mx617]

Dangmattsmith 2020

[@maleficent1977]

@@xfand0mx617 2019

[@donnyszn4753]

Act like I said something funny 👇🏾 (Had to like myself). Thanks to everyone much love :)))

[@piksnas8]

Xxdripp xX HAAAAAAA

[@Yahikoandbloodykitten]

Sad

[@donnyszn4753]

@DragonRelicVII I'm dead haters can hate

[@K4DETHB]

HAHAHA THAT WAS SO DANG FUNNY!!! I LIKED IT!!!

[@donnyszn4753]

@@K4DETHB thx 😂😂

[@nosusinmybuss]

6:48 is when the ad is over if anyone wants to know.

[@Skittlez-VR]

*6:55* "The- just pooping on the dang mans car, thats just mean!" -DangMattSmith

[@SamanthaFernandezGacha]

*Me being early is something that happens once in a life time-* #GETTHATOUTTAHERE

[@hunterandkoner1256]

Same thing over here

[@FalkorandBarbie]

#Bangenergy

[@ncpdswordshielddivision2240]

#AllLivesMatter

[@heysparklezzz..5164]

#BLM

[@simpleecasual7138]

Discrimination!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Boss music

[@deanparkhouse5863]

Merry Xmas to whoever is reading this🎅🤶

[@avagaston563]

Marry Christmas to you

[@viperthepilot3253]

Mwewwy Chwistmas

[@tklicuid8273]

Thx

[@alyssamaevillasis5887]

What I want for Christmas is........... A new family

[@NotTheSaiko]

It happens once in a lifetime but we can see it everytime when we replay

[@cmikethomas6644]

Fuck you

[@yebwoihehe5249]

Whats wrong with you little bitch why you like your own comment

[@user-ht5ut1uf5y]

YAAAAAAAAAAASS😂😂😂😂😂

[@user-ht5ut1uf5y]

Me: why did the chicken cross the road Matt:? Me: to get to the idiots house Also me: knock knock Matt: who's there? Me : the chicken hahaha hahaha it's funny because you're stupid

[@identipathy]

@@yebwoihehe5249 stop bullying

[@adrielnappoe1624]

Why did the chicken cross the road To get a girlfriend

[@khaariway2248]

That’s just sad🤣

[@bizmofunyins1955]

I bet your the chicken ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[@bubbles8097]

And saddly he didnt make it

[@AbuBakar-nl7xe]

It's a suicidal joke why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side the afterlife

[@chickennuggets8880]

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the stupid's house Knock knock Who's there The chicken 😁

[@torypujol6547]

We all know matts fav bang flavor is BLACK licorice Matt:sees this the first thing he says DScrImAtiOn

[@Ump2035hoi]

Once I took a quiz to see who I was in my past life and I got Jesus xD

[@theomni1012]

The part with all the ducks: Me: LOOK AT ALL THOSE CHICKENS

[@ash.1429]

Yeh LOL

[@kirkthecat8685]

5 hours late! I’m still early, right? :’D

[@omgwhoasked1526]

Nope I don’t think so

[@micahcapdeville4330]

That’s me

[@chryssitheelephant9439]

same tho!

[@jessicahollywood8028]

the awkward trio - comics roblox and more! 4 months late

[@savannahjones5963]

Maybe the gold is underwater from the rainbow

[@patricknordaby658]

Your heart is your soul

[@plumith]

You know what happens once in everyone’s life? *Death.*

[@flaky-htf]

*Birth.*

[@Minsta]

Hope you hit 10 mil soon. You deserve it. Your funny as hell

[@derrin4277]

Well 13 kill now

[@juliusaguila5162]

Don’t talk about Walmart like that

[@Chalksss]

When he said when I’m not gonna get a girlfriend me going into the old vids with his girlfriend

[@omgwhoasked1526]

New videos

[@PraiseGod714]

that sloth that straight up hijacks the photo is adorable

[@toiyuan4te]

Things that happen once in a life time, “Yeah, Like Me Having A Girlfriend”

[@sku_ghost]

😂😂

[@dxwsonsgirl.x]

😂😂😂😂

[@Kuzz924]

That’s kind of sad

[@Mr.Master9X]

Facts You are not alone

[@toiyuan4te]

Super mega fire boss Fire god his words, not mine

[@puppypuppet5838]

"Things that happen once in a life time" *me doing my homework and not watching dangmattsmith's video*

[@yippeeky-a5533]

For my Christmas present I need a good camera

[@st.clemonsacademy2410]

11:44 the ducks look like a crowd at a slipknot concert

[@rosewhitelaw6052]

3:23 that chicken is walking to kfc to be with it’s cousins

[@azhartestad1]

IALREADY EAT HIM

[@adams7785]

azhartestad1 fat ass

[@Maximationss]

This is cursed as hell

[@SPEAKNOEV1LL]

@@adams7785 no respect 🤧😂

[@lionelsavoy3974]

YOUR MEAN AND RUDE.

[@kaelenwinn]

Hey Matt! I’m Maddie, and out of all your videos me and my friend love your creepy animation reactions! Can you do some more soon? And with your Girlfriend she’s really funny and pretty too! I love seeing her in the videos! Keep up the good work and I love your videos! ❤️😁

[@nikketahkehagias8527]

ok?

[@Clumbertofficial]

She is trying to get pinned

[@23Achannel]

​@@nikketahkehagias8527stop being rude she is just being nice!

[@DayyCarlton]

Creepy

[@glorytostrawhat]

matt: everybody knows that jesus is black, right? me: oh um...

[@quittedeverythingbreakingm9782]

Lol

[@MR-SINISTER76]

@@quittedeverythingbreakingm9782 maybe he means black jesus on adult swim

[@glorytostrawhat]

@@MR-SINISTER76 lol maybe

[@exce11ent6]

That PONY was actually an adult horse. It is the shortest horse ever.

[@rainbowdash5391]

2:46 boy she lookin like an anime girl if hair physics were a thing in that universe

[@shadowplayz4794]

I want that merch for my Christmas present

[@insanemakaioshin]

talking about Charlie & the Chocolate Factory makes me miss Christopher Lee

[@cooperce37]

Lol same

[@brevman]

Wait who is that

[@joemorris1928]

13:05 yes you will

[@yeet9605]

"things that only happen once in a lifetime" *Me not doing the homework and teacher checking everyone but me*

[@musaishiki5123]

"Things that only happen once in a life time" a $2000-$3000 fursuit

[@lotus2858]

"Things that happens once in a lifetime" Asian: Gets a 97% -_-

[@nishatzaman8353]

nope

[@nishatzaman8353]

@@godskids3886 oh ok

[@nishatzaman8353]

@@godskids3886 ok no problem..

[@pokidoki3789]

@@godskids3886 asian is a race -_-

[@ahooeye5097]

Rahel Woldegiorgis u stupid. U probably made that what’s 9 plus ten meme.

[@supersim8207]

Samuel Adams was leader of original patriots in the Revolutionary War in the late 1700s

[@lilythelovelyonex9055]

This how many times matt said that racist 👇🏿😭

[@silk4895]

🌵

[@ashhartman1482]

30 noice

[@kaylaisalwaysright1932]

69 likes, this is sacred.

[@mamabun74]

69

[@paxnopegames5879]

Lol

[@bigfart2194]

ariana grande: a singer john cena: the famous wrestler matt: the black man

[@forteniteduosduos2529]

You are stupid

[@mrstrong6612]

@@forteniteduosduos2529 Well you're not any smarter so shut up

[@forteniteduosduos2529]

Shut the FUCK UP

[@forteniteduosduos2529]

Dantdm is better than Dangmattsmith

[@forteniteduosduos2529]

I am sorry can we be friends I am no money and I am homeless

[@adalintorres6718]

13:05 oh well yuh pretty much did

[@jrchase8859]

Yup

[@josebecerra6040]

What I want for Christmas is a squirrel

[@gianzaratecaddali4745]

4:07 the dude that klimbing the frozen water fall he looks like dangmattsmith

[@shaunaself1524]

True

[@goldeninfection7403]

You know that the kid from home alone is grownup and he does drugs when did his life go wrong🤔🤔

[@ShadowWolf14__]

Wait wha

[@bruh-wo8ub]

Everyone is saying who has been a fan before 2019. I'm changing it. Who has been a fan after 2019 This is going to get no likes....

[@xariannayt3922]

Hi jimin fan

[@andrei1953]

BTS SUCKS

[@Thequeencoregirl]

andrei magat ur mom sucks

[@sunshinetwins8501]

@@Thequeencoregirl r/woosh

[@jarrettplayzyt1425]

BTS Jimin are ueven in BTS like fake lel

[@WeekswithKeids]

I loved how he said, "WhY dId ThE cHiCkEn CrOsS tHe RoAd?" "To get to the other side." "WhY dId ThE bLaCk MaN cRoSs ThE rOaD?" Uh To get to the chicken 😎🤣

[@Aaron-kp2yn]

Regular white people:😱dangmattsmith is racist Me:🤣nice one Matt ✋

[@multi3ditz]

Lmbo 🤣🤣🤣🤣 yaasssss

[@boogermooger]

Im a regular white kid and I'm just saying what your saying too

[@tipawanguerrero7301]

Who watching this when you know he has a girlfriend

[@biscuit9443]

Me

[@chicken1127]

Me

[@2267silva]

Tipawan Guerrero me

[@vdrian]

meeeee

[@traciwehmeier5972]

Exactly what about Sarah

[@kimphuongtran3515]

Cap’n Crunch is not even a captain he’s a commander

[@RaNdmQueen]

Lol

[@funtimefoxy4057]

Kim Phuong Tran ik it ruined my childhood when I was 6 so 6 years ago don’t judge me plz

[@duduki_1]

Someone:**exists** Matt: wow man thats crazy

[@sn0ww_angel]

2:06 You’re dark white, Matt. You even said it yourself in one of your older videos

[@642e]

Comment down Bellow for dangmattsmith I also want to spend time with my family and I want makeup and I want closes I literally wach your videos ❤️ every day and night have a good merry Christmas bro and a happy new year 😛

[@serg5kobralif215]

6:56 I have seen 2 more cars like this Not once in life time

[@evannbean8790]

Ok...

[@deathunknown4949]

cool nobody cares

[@GretchenlovesEddsworld]

Rapunzel, Rapunzel. Let down your parents 🤣