War in the Museum - Trazyn asks Sisters of Battle for help || Voice Over

[@danielquintonvo]

and back from the unplanned break I had. Hopefully I can now keep things up for a few more weeks on the proper schedule! and, a return to the great Trazyn himself! One day soon I want to get more Sororitas content on here, too. Hopefully without them being puppets in a great museum next time! More videos this week, and hopefully in the following few! So, if you enjoyed and want to see those, please do like, comment and subscribe! Or join the Patreon, Discord or take a look at the RedBubble! and, as always, my thanks for watching!

[@devildevious2646]

Hi, what book is this?

[@tiagojohannes5920]

Imagine being frozen for hundreds of years and the first thing you see when you wake up is a necron saying : “Hello sisters, I have a proposition for you”

[@Channel-23s]

Biggest wtf possible being told ya are a museum piece for eternity

[@dillene]

Wait a minute- what kind of video is this?!?

[@johnd2058]

On the other hand, it reminds me of my dad's story of waking up to his ex pointing a submachine gun at his head, before he noticed the safety was still on.

[@Thought_Processing_]

At least one of them has been stuck there since the age of apostasy as she mentions her lord being Goge Vandire.

[@conquest0066]

I wouldn't call it frozen it's more like being stuck in an infinite temporal loop

[@Lord_Wolfsadler]

"For Lord Vandire" - Oh by the God-Emperor these two sisters will try to kill each other, wont they?

[@harmonicajay91]

Nope! Want a spoiler for the outcome?

[@1mokay911]

@@harmonicajay91 yes

[@harmonicajay91]

@@Lord_Wolfsadler So after they beat the Tyranids, Trazyn keeps his word on not returning them to the exhibit… by putting them in a different one. Then he shows the sister who was from the Age of Apostasy the death of Goge Vandire on a continuous loop.

[@m-w-y7325]

@@harmonicajay91 at most I expected him to just kill them and let them meet their lord in the afterworld. but knowing Goge Vandire is probably in some deep hell, real fucked up part of the warp in 40k terms. The Sisters cannot meet him due to their pure souls, so he settled it with a rerun of a clip of his death. a continuous reminder of the fucked up Lord they followed falsely in the name of The Emperor.

[@Addyboy0190]

​@@harmonicajay91 😂😂😂 "this exhibit" 😂😂😂

[@harmonicajay91]

"Dual use systems are efficient," the Magos argued. "But revolting," Trazyn countered. Favorite part.

[@RawMilkEnjoyer]

kinky

[@junkdoe7211]

Love how polite and matter-of-factly Trazyn sounds when he tells the Sister how he basically sewed pieces of her dead comrade to her. 40K has no shortage of moments filled with dark humor.

[@OrkOfOhio]

It’s just kit-bashing! Nothing TOO dark.

[@junkdoe7211]

@@OrkOfOhio LMAO!

[@berilsevvalbekret772]

To be fair to Trazyn he has been a robot who can repair himself for 65 millions years. It would scew anyone's perspective.

[@aldrinmilespartosa1578]

In trazyns defence, he probably did a better job character creation her body than any techpriest did to most colony sevetors.

[@KaiserAfini]

Trazyn is so casual and polite as he systematically tears down the morale of the Sororitas. He is the most chill necron, by quite a margin.

[@junkdoe7211]

@@KaiserAfini He's a necron who simultaneously is one of the most chill whose delivery lacks any chill.

[@aldrinmilespartosa1578]

bro break her down with facts and logic

[@MehnixIsThatGuy]

"I will not return you to this exhibit" Naturally, he's going to put them in the exhibit of them defeating the Tyranid Thingy instead.

[@striker6967]

Close but if I recall she was actually put in the Goge Vandire exhibit, which means she got to watch him die on loop for enternity. He did say he'd re-unite her with her Lord.

[@krel3358]

I'd imagine her lord is in another exhibit and Trazyn is just going to put her there.

[@therealikitclaw8124]

Nah man, her lord is a bloodstain on the floor in the imperial palace.

[@randomdude8202]

@@therealikitclaw8124 yep, he was so violently bad even the imperium said "this is too much"

[@samtrue3]

"I didn't know they had the same serial number"

[@samtrue3]

Wait no now I get what they are on about The original Lord is doge vandire feet conniseur

[@Zombiewithabowtie]

SPOILERS . . . . . . . . According to lists on the internet, Trazyn's collection does contain an exhibit called, "the beheading of Goge Vandire".

[@RaoxFaello]

"Lord Vandire..." oh no no no no.... hahaha...

[@jonathanryan9946]

I mean, wow. One of the sisters had her organs destroyed but her exterior was fairly fine. The other had her exterior destroyed so wasn't as presentable but many of her organs were fine. So my assumption is the first sister fell to a bioweapion, like a fleshbore. That burrowed into her and destroyed her organs. While the later just got sliced up by horrmaguants and more bleed out, with no vital organs damaged too much (or at least the corresponding organ in the other sister was fine). Trayzen looked at the remains and basically saw they could make a single sculpture... and went perfect.

[@aldrinmilespartosa1578]

as another commenter said. he "kitbashing" them lol

[@Chadhogan111]

​@@aldrinmilespartosa1578 Kitbashed* Why can no one speak English anymore...

[@aldrinmilespartosa1578]

@@Chadhogan111 its the internet, not an english class. We dont need to be 100 perfect on a language that is not our mother tongue.

[@PrimarisBlackTemplaDraven]

Trazyn is literally us when he's creating Dioramas he cutoff pieces from other people and put it to others or sometime add a few things to create a scene.

[@Archon3960]

Massive props to him for making conversions that can live and breathe. That takes some skill. 😎

[@Lxilim]

Trazyn is so sassy, I love him

[@Channel-23s]

The Magos/Tech Priest is the one who is allowed to send information on the trynids to Mars iirc by Trayzn but did ask to be allowed his head to stay out of stasis which Trayzn no to as he would go insane and the Magos said he would get more work done funny enough

[@Yingyanglord1]

Lol

[@ianpayad4595]

Well this is a magos so it’s not that surprising 😂

[@Channel-23s]

Trayzn so brutal and straightforward in his assessments information is a good and soul crushing thing also funny that SOB was apart of the Traitor Vandire yet is working with a sister that fights Space bugs

[@codysing1223]

She reunites with her Lord alright... Jeez, this was a good story, that ending...

[@J-Rush]

Ah so he kills her

[@AkrosDradolt]

I was told that I was a fake fan for not orgasming at the first semblance of his voice and I had to agree.

[@berilsevvalbekret772]

What I love the most about War in the Museum isn't Orikan and Trazyn couple spat but Trazyn after seeing brides of the emperor woman killing hundreds of thousands of men women and children in perfect peace puts her in a position where she will see the end of Vandyr exhibit. Idk if she was conscious but if he left her conscious....he didn't need to do that. He DIDN'T do that first. It heavily implies he did all of that because what he saw in her head made him disgusted. Trazyn can be extremely callous but bastard has compassion in that traumatized robot heart of his. Also my dude...HOW do you think necrontyr functioned 😂😂

[@magosryzak7477]

Very nice, we need more of our favorite kleptomaniac please!

[@vdate]

Oh, Trazyn. No other comment, really - just 'oh, Trazyn'. What more can really be said? Edit: actually, no, there is something to add - points to the Magos for the unvelievably deadpan punchline of 'dual-use systems are efficient.' (And people say the Mechanicus aren't funny.)

[@Kwg420]

Wait, the Age of Apostasy is used as a extra? How is she not the more valuable collectable here?

[@rex290]

He probably has a Age of Apostasy diorama. She was... extra. Probably

[@westandalone01]

kind of want to see what a conversation between Trazyn would be with old earth soldier, like around our time right now

[@benruniko]

That last line is such an excellent twist. Good writing, seriously. I loved the book.

[@KillTeamHungary]

OOOhhhh...that last line :D That got me good :D

[@DavisXero]

I don’t even wait to finish the video before I like. I know I’m always getting quality with you.

[@qstar1237]

love your vids keep up the great work

[@redfoxninja3173]

The kleptomaniac self-appointed savior and trickster curator! And that is why Trazyn is the best character in 40K!

[@chaosXP3RT]

The twist at the end was amazing!

[@hexfart4562]

What what lird vandire like G O G E V A N D I R E by the holy golden throne what did i just heard

[@locarno24]

The 'substitute' sister was a first generation 'bride of the emperor' from the age of apostasy. That's why she didn't know what tyranids were and was wierded out by the m.41 weapon pattern she'd been given in the diorama.

[@MISTAWULFY]

Trazyn alone made me change my opinion on Necrons a long time ago. At first I didn’t care and thought they were just silly. Trazyn especially gives them a lot of depth and creative opportunities

[@paulkelly3247]

Chefs kiss brilliantly done

[@arklaw8306]

Haven't read it yet, but I bet "reuniting" her with her lord is something she should have been wary about.

[@thepaperwizard7381]

"And lord Vandire" - Well damn, that's problematic. Is this from a particular book?

[@janhornak5739]

Short story "War in the Museum"

[@thepaperwizard7381]

@@janhornak5739 Thanks man!

[@WynterLegend]

Dude! You have such a good voice for Trazyn with the modulation! Now we need to find the perfect Orikan. Then you and the other dude could corner the market on a narration of Infinite and Divine

[@notthatgerry]

It is always pure joy to listen to you, sir (even if the reading is not as joyful)

[@EpsilonNPC]

Been hoping you'd cover this 😊

[@masterlong4809]

"Necrons are not a species because they were made not born". Well thank you Trazyn, didnt know that. He would make a great teacher in my opinion.^^

[@lenny3436]

you are by far my favorite commentator for warhammer. Any chance you are able to do more of this story? Your video captivated me xD

[@worldman3218]

Lord VanDire... Holy crap!!!! Such a twist!!!! Oh my god.

[@ScooBdont]

I’m guessing the lord he said he’d reunite her with is also a part of his collection and, if she lives, they’ll be reunited within an exhibit?

[@locarno24]

No. Goge Vandire was the Ecclesiarch who first created the sisters of battle (called brides of the Emperor at the time) during the Age of Apostasy. The civil war finished with the Sisters realising they'd been used and were on the wrong side and killing him.

[@agentumbra2374]

I love this

[@chrispink9716]

The fact that trazyn doesn’t have a series books is a grudge that is going into the Book!

[@Joseph-mw2rl]

EXCUSE ME LORD WHO NOW?

[@rex290]

All i'm saying is that maybe Lord Vandire had a point! Great video

[@blacktemplar707]

*reads title* Spongebob.mp4 YOU WHAT

[@pranayravi9449]

How the hell a couple of Sisters of battle are gonna kill a Lictor. Thats some insaen plot armor if they do.

[@sanchos9084]

Help to kill it tho not kill in 1 v 1

[@helline9]

oh that last line...

[@danielw7126]

Trayzyn is one of the best Necron personalities in the 40k storyline.....

[@lauroichihara]

I mean, he did not lie, he will just put her in another exhibit, or grant her death since vandire is dead, and i'm pretty sure he knows this fact. Love it! ❤

[@Goldenblitzer]

Oh imagine if the sister saw clone-grim, if by re unite with her lord he meant fulgrim, the shock they’d feel

[@christopherg2347]

Not a sister, but a bride.

[@MrDrDeaGood]

So well done😀 Tired of the non human reads… AI has become like cheese graters to my ears… This is like a Rolls-Royce So smooth and enjoyable. Ty for your content. I can’t wait for a lengthy hours long read from you.

[@Hayk6666]

The Necrons are not Evil they actually are the Good guys lol. Tryzin is my favorite character of the Warhammer 40k universe

[@Pix31nat0r]

You. Me. Trap it!

[@TheGostalex]

Uuuuuuh the last was a little dooziiiieee

[@stanlyEM]

iv not read the book but does he take her to another exsibit where her lord is?

[@davebowman9000]

What book is this from?

[@Source121]

its a short story titled, "War in the Museum"

[@seventhsebas7389]

where is this from?

[@robbiestafford6889]

War in The Museum

[@seank4150]

This would be another example of story writers forgetting that officially the Tyrranids entered the galaxy at the end of the 41st millennium, with Vandire being in the 36th millennium.

[@harmonicajay91]

The Sister was captured long ago, during the Age of Apostasy. She has no idea what happened to Vandire. Trazyn shows her at the end by keeping her frozen while watching Vandire's death on a loop.

[@tyrant-den884]

She specifically said she's pre-Tyranid.

[@jarlathquinn2628]

@@harmonicajay91dick move

[@williamking331]

What book is this from?

[@Knownascomic]

Where is this from ?

[@Crafterman535]

Which book is this from?