DANISH SWEAR WORDS

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[@mitchelldavis482]

"Don't ask me to teach you, because I don't even know how I'm doing it." That's a pretty great summary for language in general.

[@theMark5445]

Seriously. Thats how it is in Denmark. We don't how we do it, we just do it automaticly.

[@saraburns4629]

+Mitchell Davis This is pretty much how I feel about English.

[@JTP1982]

+Mark Damgård Olesen Ever heard of someone being "a teacher".

[@theMark5445]

SavageLight yep.

[@adjunno]

+Sara Burns yes, but the difference is, that you literally have to know it by hearth. there aren't any rules for en/et den/det. This is also why danish is one of the hardest languages to learn. you just have to know.

[@85gbpack]

I lived in Copenhagen for 4 months last year, and I found it so funny to hear Danes talking super fast in Danish, and the only thing I could understand was the English swear words that came out every so often. When I move back to Denmark eventually I will watch this video again to relearn some of the most important words in Danish ;)

[@damndanim]

Did you moved to Denmark?

[@85gbpack]

@@damndanim Yes!

[@damndanim]

@@85gbpack that's so great! Could you please tell me more? I'm going on exchange there, and I already fell in love with the country lol

[@tahirazohaib5509]

Tell me the most popular used all the time swear word?

[@Storytime2023x]

So that you can tell a Danish person to f- off in his own language? Good plan, Oscar.

[@TheBuggi06]

You have such a typical danish accent :D!

[@KellyLouiseKilljoy]

+ZUX Isn't all DANISH accents a typical danish accent xD

[@TheBuggi06]

No its just that, every Dane has this really weird English accent

[@fritzefap]

+ZUX I know a lot of Danes who speaks english without any accent.

[@TheBuggi06]

It's either because you've lived there or you're lying.. no dane can have an actual good british accent

[@TheBuggi06]

And this guy said i sounded 18, in 14.. that doesnt really prove anything :p

[@harrynewton4786]

lol, I'm half Danish and i used to speak fluent Danish, up until I was 8 because my family and I moved to Australia, and now i can only speak a little bit. Funnily enough, the only thing i do remember is the swearwords.

[@nikolajschmidt4922]

Well, I've always seen Danish being the language that will adopt any swear word, or simply make up possible one. xD

[@ellenorbjornsdottir1166]

Someone who hates big city boys... "You're such a Copenhagener, get real!"

[@nikolajschmidt4922]

Wait what? ...

[@GhostTSL]

+Nikolaj Schmidt New danish swear word:" Fucktard."

[@nikolajschmidt4922]

GhostTSL Isn't a tard somekind of cake or some shit though?

[@GhostTSL]

Nikolaj Schmidt Nope

[@mitch082010]

*watches video* Me: Hey dad! I have something to tell youu ;)

[@AlmaMarie333]

Son of a Mitch OOOO

[@BlackAngel55551]

"Rend mig" er da som "bite me"

[@rasmusfrandsen1848]

Du så dum

[@BlackAngel55551]

+Rasmus Frandaen det er da dig som er dum, jeg har ret, ja det er ikke direkte oversat, men betydningen er det samme. Ps. Det hedder "Du er så dum"

[@BlackAngel55551]

+Rasmus Frandaen og vil du være så sød at give mig en forklaring på hvorfor jeg er dum. Siden du ikke gav og måske ikke giver en, gætter jeg på at du ikke kan komme med en forklaring på hvorfor jeg er så dum.

[@assaad4452]

Shiiiiiiiit der er en fight her😂haha

[@rasmusfrandsen1848]

+Marika Lykke triggerd "du bliver meget hurtig sur og er ikke klar til internettet"

[@spoog314]

idk why but i find it so funny to listen to others try and teach the danish language :P dw no one really knows how to teach it. its like everyone raised in denmark learns it magically :P

[@MrLucajorgensen]

It almost isXD

[@Mango-qx2cq]

Goksu Boz I know right so I live in Denmark and we had this one thing we had to learn a few years ago, I don't remember exactly what it was, but it was something really stupid where you had to recognize the difference between two kinds of vocals in words (or something like that) and there was no way to hear the difference when you spoke, it made no diffenrence when you wrote it down, and it was hard as hell so if it made no difference at all, WHY DID WE HAVE TO LEARN. MY TEACHER DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHY (Just had to get my childhood rant out there, phew)

[@Knoxtav]

Hvor mange danske har vi herinde? :P

[@dinfar-wy4sc]

Pænt mange...xD

[@selmaflindt3516]

Mig

[@andreasbjrndal3083]

Her

[@karlemilellevang]

rigtig mange

[@Rosia4309]

gysseg HER JEG ER DANSKERE

[@eriszon88]

Jeg er virkelig glad for dine videoer i dansk. You should make more of them in Danish! I really liked the other one too where you just make a random speach in Danish to illustrate the language. Hilsener fra Ungarn :)

[@camillemachtolff513]

This was so much more informative than 3 years of Lærdansk. Tak for det Kelly! Oh, and "cockmonkey" is one of my faves as of late.

[@strixx2031]

Hallo. I found your channel just today and have already watched a few videos regarding the stunning cultural hearth of Denmark! I would like to simply say while you might not be looking for fame through KZbin you certainly have a bold (aka perfect) sense of humor, an interesting point of view, and you're -lets face it- a kickass feminie figure. Thanks for being awesome! 😀

[@taliebev]

I’ve got a few Mads Mikkelsen films that are in Danish with no subtitles for me (like I’m here to read shit when MM is on screen!) but for some reason I felt I’d need to know some Danish swearing. This is great. Thank you. I’m looking forward to scandalising my Danish friend because I’m that extra!!

[@monnanon]

i love your videos, they are all awesome! I am currently learning Danish and your vids are really helping me with pronounciations.

[@taylor7]

when I was in the second grade I heard my grandma say she was pissed off and she seemed very angry. so I just thought nothing of. I didn't ask anyone what it meant or anything. so I was bullied a lot and I despised this one girl that the was picking on me. the teacher asked what was wrong and I just yelled outside on the playground crying "SHE'S PISSING ME OFF >_

[@Teshperer]

such an important lesson!! thank you so much for this and i hope that u make more videos like this! love you loads! love from the sri lankan gurl whose trying her best to settle in hvide sande!

[@joshehud]

Oh my! I hit the suscribe button right off the bat when I saw your 'Alive' stick man poster.

[@nikkiviehweg1987]

Loved this video! Reminded me of my grandma. Thanks to her I know how to say few food items but, these were the ones I heard most from her. Haha

[@oliviavasylyeva8642]

Comment if you come from Denamrk

[@camillegregersen599]

Me!

[@sebblich]

Meeeeeeee

[@scottpalmer3108]

No

[@annaapm2935]

Mig jeg er fra Danmark

[@nanakatana1]

Me

[@jeffcarr1383]

your blog is very good, i live in northern England and have recently started working for a danish company. i wanted to know a little more about Denmark to impress my new bosses. i dont know how much these words will help, but i find your video blogs very entertaining. "jeg elsker dig" i hope thats right? you are such fun x

[@hugh_manners]

bri’ish m8 iff yew are bri”ish then shpeak bri’ish

[@tinaspringman370]

Thank you so much! I can't wait until I see my Danish mor tomorrow with some new colorful language :)

[@chirptheowl1716]

Ahh, I relate to your story on a minor level!!! I'm so happy that there are other disgraceful flamboyant people in this world!

[@jujurafii]

this is as hilarious as your 10 things... visiting Denmark! i'm going to DK first time in Dec!!!

[@alexdonnalaura_edits2048]

"I'm going to go out to make afføring" hahhahah love it

[@ryleehopeful9258]

I followed you !!! But! Only to lean Danish because I recently found out I have a lot of Danish in me!😍thank you for helping me learn !

[@suncicacinglak]

First croatian words my danish boyfrend learned was "puši kurac" (slik pik-en(?). Funnily enough, he was taught this by another Dane. So sad I was too late for this party, even though in eight months of being here I've learned (and regularly) use most of these, but I do try to limit myself to the polite "for pokker".

[@user-pn5hc2lk7z]

I'll in Denmark again on November! I wish I can meet people like you😊🎉

[@nikolettn894]

Hahaha loved the video as always, and i would be totally overjoyed if you would make a video when you're saying some hungarian swearings. Im also expressing myself a lot through swearings and its just so funny when my boyfriend tries to pronounce them (he's danish) so i would love to hear how does it sounds from you. The words: kurvaisten basszameg (this is actually one word when you say it and it means smthing like motherfucking god and its one of the most popular swearing in hungary...:D The other word is lófasz which means basically horsedick.... and the last one is "a picsaba" and it means forhelvede...:D so these are the words and i hope i can hear it from you:)

[@Barakonyi]

Hvor er du altså hyggelig XD

[@amandaweinkouff]

Omg jeg kunne ikke stoppe med at grine du sagde du så nogle sjove måder men det er rigtigt LOL 😂😂

[@idaovergaard1326]

Hahaha! Jeg har siddet og flækket af grin og jeg er kun halvvejs gennem videoen! :D

[@theMark5445]

Jeg har aldrig tænkt over det der med "dit" røvhul. Og det er egentlig ulækkert når jeg jeg tænker over det i den sammenhæng

[@thomasjensen9745]

Det er ikke kræftædemig - det er kraftedermig - Kraft eder betyder simpelthen - kraftige bandeord. Det har intet at gøre med kræft. Det er en gammel måde at sige : "Jeg ville sige nogle kraftige bandeord, men i stedet for at sige kraftige eder (bandeord), siger jeg blot kraft eder" - Det er en måde at bande på, uden at rent faktisk bande

[@ductabeats284]

I know men hvis du googler, det står det det samme som hun sagde... :)

[@thomasjensen9745]

Shades Thalon edder betyder gift - som i edder-kop - EDER betyder bandeord

[@elibjo01]

+Shades Thalon Forstår dere det når vi prater Norsk? Forstår ikke når dere prater men forstår når dere skriver😂

[@elibjo01]

+Shades Thalon men Dansker er de snilleste og gladeste folka i verden ass❤️

[@elibjo01]

+Shades Thalon forstår svensk når de prater men ikke når de skriver😂

[@Sydebern]

Hej! I have a question. I'm currently translating Riders of Justice to Dutch and they keep saying something like "spasse arm" to Otto's (Nikolaj Lie Kaas) arm. But i can't find this word "spasse" (or however it is spelled) anywhere. I think Otto has a case of "withered arm syndrome", but i don't think that translates directly to "spasse"... I think it's meaning is more derigatory. Would like to hear from you!

[@RobertHeslop]

When you said "fuck dig" that totally reminded me of that song by Anna David lol xD

[@msch3259]

You are really good at speaking Danish! good job, it kan be hard!

[@imelda512atx]

Thank you for this. You are very funny =D

[@simonpiem]

You made my day, i hear forsatan alot but didnt know what it means

[@audhumbla6927]

Your hair is AMAZING

[@cecilieemil5187]

elsker dine videoer!

[@j.dean7767]

i feel so educated, thanks!!! :D gonna use them with my friends

[@j.dean7767]

also I remember playing a video game with a friend when I was and cursing just as her grandma walked in and for some reason I immediately said SHE taught me lol

[@j.dean7767]

+Michaela Krasteva when I was younger*

[@flamequeen6]

best video ever

[@mathildemadsen5961]

Vil man ik nærmerer oversætte “rend mig” til “Screw you”?? Super god video, som altid

[@TheRowanfox]

Kælling acually comes from "kær lille en" (sweet little one) and was used as we use girl friend. It diden turn in to a swear word until the late 1800

[@davidatencio5531]

you should come to south america to visit. Youd love our culture for sure. i like your monologues

[@jessicagrimm1713]

C U Next Tuesday is one of my favorites

[@alien-kc3ov]

I had a bestfriend in elementary school, and there was this rumor about my uncle going around.. about him sexually harrassing a girl. It was on the newspaper 11 years ago. tbh i don't know if it's true, but it has NOTHING to do with me.. My bestfriend's parents disliked me and told their daughter to stay away from me, and stop visiting my home.. Not only my bestfriend's parents knew, but apparantly most of the kids in my class were told by their parents about this.. which led to me being a paranoid loner. They must think my family are rapists or something. And it was 11 YEARS AGO.. Why does my family's past have to haunt me?

[@MrLucajorgensen]

Damn

[@cruspotato]

When I was about 7 years old, my older brother told me that calling someone a "bitch" was a really nice way of telling them "I love you". Needless to say, my mom put a bar of soap in my mouth.

[@tri..8541]

do you think i can use this in Australian high school because none of my friends know danish

[@markk1402]

Rend mig i fucking røven louise hahahahahha :D - Du må sku da ikke lave sådanne nogle videoer, det er jo synd at lærer andre vores skældsord xD - Love :D

[@baconfromhell666]

Killjoy is right, she kills all joy.

[@jacobpietras9108]

I'm learning Swedish, and normally you can find many similar words in Danish. Kinda interesting that the swear words are really different xD

[@dawniakelley3867]

ger du lmao

[@jaysimoes3705]

Same is true for Dutch and Danish. Many words are pretty similar, but the cursing is different. We say "pik" as slang for penis and they do too. And a stupid woman can be called a "doos" basically meaning "cunt" and it is almost the same in Danish. But otherwise....none of these have any bearing with Dutch cursing as far as I know.

[@professionalloser2730]

Tusind tak, jeg nu have meget måder at fortælle folk rend mig på dansk.

[@klaus-heinzmorales4448]

Hahaha, it's always a challenge this type of words in every language

[@64north20west]

No. I can't stop enjoying your honesty in this forbidden subject. You Rule (do people still say that? I hope so)

[@joanlorenzo7934]

I believe we all swear when we are alone. As long as you do not answer yourself it is all well.

[@lorimcconnell8037]

Sponge Bob calls swear words "sentence enhancers"

[@lujainsamarkandi895]

AHHH THANK YOU, I'VE BEEN MEANING TO ANNOY MY DANISH FRIEND.

[@baleksei]

Rockstjerne! Tak :-)

[@lokissme]

Hey! I love your videos! I lived in Denmark for sometime so is fun hearing Danish. In Portuguese we have a lot of bad words.Porra! : it literally means seamen but we use as shit, fuck, or as general expression of excitement ( we swear a LOT in Portuguese) Caralho : it literally mean a dick but we use in a similar way as porra, it is less offensive than porra.

[@7days1weekbbe]

Swearing in one's primary language is more visceral than a secondary language. Having said that, "cerote' (say: sɪ̈ɾo.te) means a loose turd (not "shit"...but more a more watery stool, like a cow shit) in Central America. The distinction is that a "shit" or "mierda" is more clever than the lazy and stupid "turd". A turd is passive, while the shit is more active/perky. If you want to decorate the "cerote", then you append "asoleado", which means "sun-baked", but not dried, which is far more unpleasant. It's like calling someone a crust-covered diarrhea.

[@Trebrehq]

In my school we've started calling each other random shit like "underjordisk søpølse" which bassicaly translates to "underground sea sausage"

[@claudettewatkins4237]

I love this

[@corabella5593]

P.S. In The US we got our mouth washed out with soap lol

[@camerona.6560]

Going to Dennnnnmmaaarrrrkk soon. soooo excited :D

[@wintertime5270]

"like" hvis du er dansk/if you are english! #likeHunter

[@delialetham4747]

hashtag should be used more often wow

[@alesrandomchannel7407]

I'm mexican but I'll give a like because I'm learning English

[@Blackjack_Official]

As we call Copenhagen Kobenhavn has an English translation breaking down word to Buy One Harbour

[@friskyfox3180]

My great-grandfather is from Denmark and when he moved to the US my grandma told me that he would swear in Dansk at kids for vandalizing his property

[@jayceykirby7313]

You are hilarious!

[@Knoxtav]

Its so sjovt når you speak dansk, haha xD

[@misxchazeo1]

Sent those to my Danish friend! Haha.

[@Chikorita2Chante]

Haha, Norwegian here! First watched your stereotype video, then let KZbin guide me onto this one with its automatic thing xD I like your personality, you seem super chill and sensible. Love it! You probably know all our cursewords because we kind of built our own language a little from yours, but... One I use (despite making an effort not to curse that much) a bunch is literally penis. I got fed up with how everyone used "Fitte" because it's so sexist and just awful (Cunt and fitte are among the worst of cursewords if you ask me) and just started saying penis in situations where I mess up ^^' Not even "pikk", just literally penis.

[@jaysimoes3705]

"Pik" in Dutch. Your "pik" in dutch is your Penis. So we can say to a guy we know well "Hej Pik!" So it is not a curse, but it is slang for "Penis".

[@Chikorita2Chante]

@@jaysimoes3705 So dick is pikk in Norwegian and pik in Danish. Unsurprising that we have a slang in common! ☆

[@jaysimoes3705]

@@Chikorita2Chante I was not talking about Danish. I was talking about Dutch. I think it is the same in Danish too but I am unsure how you write it. I can understand written Danish pretty well without lessons, but spoken it is far more difficult for me at least.

[@Chikorita2Chante]

@@jaysimoes3705 Ohh, my bad. That's interesting. Most of us feel the same about Danish. Read, yes. Hear, no.

[@amrakarma8576]

I just learned my roots have Danish in them. This girl makes it all make sense...lol.

[@gabriellanielsen2193]

Spurgt

[@amrakarma8576]

I found out that means you 'don't care' in Danish. Your obviously rude too. Pretty...but rude.

[@helenelawaetz2817]

+J.R. Smith Yes when People say 'spurgt' that means you don't Care. Translated it means 'Asked' and then you Can say 'answered'. 😂😂

[@gabriellanielsen2193]

Så meget spurgt i luften

[@helenelawaetz2817]

+Yoko5sos God sproget

[@aakifahsiebert690]

When I was in basic training for the U.S. Army (many, many years ago), I used swear a lot (especially the f-bomb). One day I was talking to a few fellow soldiers, and I didn't know that the Drill Sergeant was standing on a balcony above me. Suddenly I heard him call down to me, and he said "Damn, you swear a lot!" You know it's pretty bad when a Drill Sergeant says that. xD I was embarrassed. Haha.

[@mamarebe9830]

Lol 😜😂😄

[@sigart6268]

Does Kraftedeme really mean that, though? It's spelled differently. I'd rather thought it refered to a "kraft ed" aka a violent swear. Or oath. Yes, much more likely to mean something akin to "make me swear a strong oath". Also, you missed "kors i røven".

[@jinny8801]

im new to denmark and im gonna use those swears tonight XD

[@strangehumanbeing6565]

Du er mega awesome! Hej fra Rebild!

[@mixedberrypunch]

English is my main language but i do speak some Japanese because my dad is from Japan...but they don't really swear much because they're too polite, lol. But i will say that baka means idiot and kuso basically means shit, or crap. When you're really mad and you want to say kuso, the u is pretty short/silent and it ends up sounding more like KSSSO! If that makes sense to you...

[@mixedberrypunch]

there aren't really swear words like there are in other languages, no. there are words that are used in a very negative way but there aren't many ACTUAL swear words just because the language is set up to be very polite and formal. :)

[@MrLucajorgensen]

(Lol maybe anime Baka? Version?)(sorry;.;)

[@mixedberrypunch]

yeah baka isn't very polite but i wouldn't say it's a SWEAR word, lol.

[@bryerfrederiksen8748]

Some of my first words in Danish where swears my mom's side of the family moved to Canada when she was about four loved knowing how to swear in a different language at school when teachers annoyed me too much I could say something in Danish and didn't get in trouble for it

[@theMark5445]

Sounds funny. Do you still live i Canada?

[@bryerfrederiksen8748]

+Mark! Yes we still live in Canada hoping to visit Denmark when my kids are a little older. My in laws are there right now wish I could of joined them on the trip but I'm due to have a baby any day now

[@theMark5445]

+Bryer Frederiksen Ohh okay. Do you speak Danish?

[@cassiaanderson6121]

You seem and sound dope and genuine.

[@syierarose5300]

Do you have "Asshat" in Denmark? That would be interesting xD

[@sofierasbak6526]

+Syiera Rose no we haven't :) hahah :'P

[@syierarose5300]

Sofie Rasbak ah! that sucks.

[@kralanga1727]

Røvhat

[@McBenjiii]

We have 'narhat' which directly translates to foolshat. It is the closest thing we have to 'asshat' however we have another word with similar meaning 'røvbanan.' It's rarely used, but it's translates directly to "ass banana." xD

[@sofierasbak6526]

haha ja

[@ErikBramsen]

'Svin' is in no way impolite, not to a pig anyway. It's what farmers call them and translates as 'swine', of course, with all the connotations preserved in translation.

[@JohnDoe-qx3zs]

Yes. A baby svin is gris, A lady svin is so and a man svin is orne.

[@skinnybirdlolihopethiswork8593]

You are Really good to danish!

[@velsh82]

Sikkert overset det men Kælling har også en Ældre betydning, Startede som "Kær lille en". og det var manden til konen hvis den førstefødte var en dreng ;)

[@avemarie7364]

"Kraftedeme" does not translate to cancer, but power. "power eat me", or to make more sense: I ate some powerful words, so i dont have to say them out loud. Someone else pointed this out in danish, but i wanted to make it clear in english too. "Kraftedeme" is a form of swearing where you dont swear directly. It is swearing of course. And IT is really nice to pronounce! Imagine saying "kraftedeme" and then directly swear too in your sentence, what is it youre holding back then? xD

[@f1nn0]

No, it's deriving from "Kræft æde mig" ("Cancer eat me")

[@julemanden1643]

Yes

[@josefinemeinckesrensen184]

Wow it's funny to watch u explain words i know😂😂 Im also danish btw

[@heleneporsmose7895]

"Rend mig" means "screw me"

[@idraculaa]

Not exactly a swear word here, but in Australia we use the word “Derro” to basically infer someone is unkempt. Like most Aussie lingo, derro is just an abbreviation, as we are shortening the word "derelict" (because we are so extremely lazy - It’s the Heat Ok!) To put in a sentence “Oh, did you see Kevvo (abbrv. Kevin) today at the servo (gas station), he looked like a bloody Derro.” And we may throw some f’s or c’s in there because Australians really, really like to swear. Another closely related word is “Bogan” and this may refer to a stereotypical Okka type Australian who drives a Holden Commodore, has a packet of ciggies stuck up in their sleeve, lives in outer (Derro) suburbs and collects Centrelink (welfare) payments. Both derro’s and bogans can usually be found in their home habitat sat on the couch watching footy (AFL) and drinking VB (cheap beer) out of a tinny (beer can) ..Isn’t cultural learning fun!!

[@idahansen928]

I am from Denmark and you are pretty good at speaking danish

[@ATampada]

Hun er dansk også

[@otterconnor942]

Learning the language of my ancestors! Yay

[@waltseher7115]

love ur hair

[@sarahspace623]

I am in Denmark for spring break . So many blondes it’s fascinating

[@mybad4101]

I was jumping when the word Rövhul came, jumping with joy. Because when I was young we wanted to make up a swear word, which we then used on random young guys on the beach. Since nobody got angry we thought it didn't exist. Now I know, they simply didn't want to make friends and avoided eye contact.

[@rune3622]

are you from denmark?? when you say the Words you sounds like a Danish girl that is born there??

[@kakumee]

Can someone do kalaalliut curese words, like from all over Greenland and in Denmark and other places with Greenlanic people

[@JaveriaVlogs]

You're so funny. 😂

[@bernastri.architect6991]

pis and forhelvede that's two words I've picked up while watching Borgen! ahah

[@karolinepoulsen5073]

i am from denmark, and it sounds so danish, when you are talking, aha

[@stinehald110]

Hun er fra Danmark

[@dragonforceguy]

im 15 and still dont understand that kraftedeme is swearing my grandmother keep telling me that it is a bad word but i for some reason i just don't get it im always using that word but i still don't know why it is a bad word