Dank Discoveries Adventure Quest Expedition: Episode 1 Lost Ship

[@Ryansmith312]

This is the dank stuff the substitute teacher would put on when they'd wheel in the TV and the class would get pumped

[@historyisdankpodcast]

That's high friggin praise! Rudy level content

[@taryndixon2660]

Every form of content Strider does is guaranteed good times❤

[@StephenHughes21]

Legit production value

[@historyisdankpodcast]

Thank you legend

[@skajtastic]

Danktastic

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that word should be in the dictionary

[@benredar]

strides: king of kings

[@spinduh]

friggin dank

[@joeliftsiron]

This is the dankest. Strider shreds

[@FnesSnorlx]

Dank Quest 2

[@barrebaby512.]

Let’s gooooo stride. I’m here for it. All day dude

[@historyisdankpodcast]

Legend let's ride

[@seanfleetham6733]

Beyond steez would watch infinite seasons of this show.

[@historyisdankpodcast]

Let's go dude! Love to hear it

[@unemployed19]

The godfather at it again.

[@BigWaveJ]

So sick

[@dkproductions]

I’m fired up

[@joetakada4598]

Amazing

[@historyisdankpodcast]

daaaaank

[@adamdavid9593]

DANK

[@jaketoohey]

Desert has me feeling dank

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Dankkk

[@HopesAndDreams96]

Stoke restored.

[@historyisdankpodcast]

replenished to froth levels

[@bananasplit6730]

Ridiculously dank

[@creightonleerose582]

Prob always searching for the most luxurious n' >> fastest sooper-car >> to quietly race around the block, jus' cause it needed to be backed in the tight parking spot too eh?...;) Imagine Newsome doing this series?...HeeHeeHee...

[@baaaaaaacckkupppp8970]

All roads (and shipping lanes) lead to Carlee's

[@historyisdankpodcast]

Amen to that!

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Strong chest meat escaping out of that adventure shirt strider

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Thank you legend

[@gribbin7889]

Horizons: expanded. Lfg.

[@creightonleerose582]

Ohhhh Good Lordee,THAT fuck'n place. I'd spent a month there running betwext L.A & Cathedral City/PalmSprangs. Year 2004, doing a full condo re-paint. Alone. All by myself. August. August. Im from zee cool climes of WA state. Looong time Native, non native, WA'R here... Dude'z. It was 116 or 117 Big D's F-rankensteins with 97% ot 99% humidity @ the time! Ewwww. Even the stay all year long locals were all bitchin, belly-ach'n, whining n' complaining. It was the talk of the town. (Its GREAT when they leave here though come September) -N'ahhhh, Ive partied my ASS off @ a 116 Big-D's F-rankensteins over @ the Gorge & other such box canyon, fire prone, dens of Inequitied Depravity(s) puuulenty of times. Party'n hard on that Land-Fill, some other one, or the Taj-Mahal house-trailer down by the river. Or right up near those type of temps most often. At least in tha SummerTime's there. Deeeerunk, sweaty n' Dehydrated, prob hungree, spod'dee'd, tequila invisible, tequila invincible, WHA-?! no-more beer left spec, smokin dope'z like a Reggea-Band, eating shrooms, poppin allsortsa yummy pillz, n' snorting MDMA just 'cause I/WE like the way it smellz...Oh?!...And "Wanted Dead Or Alive" there @ times, oft times to the softer extremes. Or possibly a bunch of a co-conspiritor friend(s) in big troub'z with someones? Immediate Local Sheriffs Dept astute attention(s), whatever. Close calls all in the name of FUN! -No major, major, unsolved issues or worries there for me's. I guess I caught a minor possession misdemeanor @ one here in Eastern, WA. once. Passed the field sobriety test w/flying colors totally, totally, totally, FUCK'D UP^ on Perc's. 9 A.M hangover-helper stylee. Watching em' unload 250$ of cheap beer outtve the lift-gate was worth the cost of admission! Those Wa State Clowne-Guy(s) Patrolmen dont take too kindly to us WestSide Red Neck Hippies over on their side? Wanted to seize the ride they'd said over n' over, guy saying such was driving a slam'd unmarked ganstee-style Tahoe. The whole SheBang. Buncha, buncha hippies went to jail(s) @ that concert & @ the Barter-Faire up north... -In fact, I was rather buzzed the ENTIRE month of August in the condo th'ar on varying swaller'ible, dustible-flammables & allsortsa Drinkee-Drinks. Pre-Arrival awaiting FULL BAR there @ that doma. WITH PRE-permission to fully board &/or pilot! Drink it all, theyll make more type of permission(s). Golf cart too, but I for once, er'd on the side of abstained cautions & instead stuck with the awsome stereo'd, AC'd, 5,000lb 5.4 TWO VALVE V8 powered Expo. (Fuck you Fiord BTW, FOUR middle fingers, fuck all ya'llz U.S/Euro/Asian crap-makers!) I/we didnt get even maybe a 1/4 way through it all over an entire month, with friends over a few times! Now I did go outside alot for smokes, grilling, drinking, phoning, drugging, etc, then o'er to Joshua Tree too burn some dumb dead rubber-puppet dummy bodies. More than kinda brutal heat wise. Even L.A sucked except for the Rex-Dio Apt complex in Los Feliz of course. That 1st nite in LaLaWheeee! town, well before poopy paint job initiation/WORK... We B n' E'd & thoroughly trespassed the big ol' 90210 famey-fame Mansion next door for dranks n' chong-spec doobers near the NON waterings, DRY, 'fountain' circle facing east towards the SanGaylabrial mountains (Removed n' replaced with big 'ol Maltese cross mosaic now IIRC? -Owner Prob a Nazi?) -Spook'd an unsleeping, or tired Nun inside, who then looked @ the weirdo(s), me, then slowly n' casually turned her back & then went about her business. With my face smashed, cup'd 'sunglass/bino' hands, smeared n' bonk'd tight against the seemingly 25 foot tall glass pane. Turns out he tiniest of bumps below makes it resonate alllllll the way to the top^......Sciencee stuff. Oopsie! Now WHAT in the HELL is ThePenguin doin lighting a buncha candles n' stoner incense @ MIDNITE anyways?!... Or 2 am? HUH?! Whatever the hell time it was? It was Dark-Time-Buzz-Time thats f'er certain. Thought it was gonna be FUZZ time too? S: "Hey W#lly, I Think We Should Split This Place, Uhhh, Tha Cops Are Prob Comin?" A: "N'aaaw maaan, Its Ooook" Q: "But W#illy, SHE SAW me! Hey, -You absolutely CERTAIN of that?...Huh?"..At least my shotty n' all that ammo is outtve my FED lookin big 'ol white truck, parked right across from the RoadFence we came in on? And in youre house. I feel safer already. Thank you W#lly" THEN on to the tunnels below full of kinda not really, quiet-ish giggling people. Prob sounded like some green musician kid blowin onna fookin flugel horn? TRAIN sounds comin outtve either ends?! La Bianca Murder-Haus across the property & street tour there. Tha Works. Got my 1st Nun thru/under/behind glass @ 12-3am. Imma MAN now! Life in the torrid, HorribleHot CasketLandz... My first sweaty question to the sole fellow, whinging store chair sitting guy, with both his front doors open. No E'hhCee: Q: "Hey m'aaaan, you a manager here? Seriously, what is up^ here? Isnt it supposta ALWAYS be DRY-HEAT out 'ere?" A: "Yes, some seasons, bad monsoons down in Mexico ways, humidity comin up 'ere northwards" A: Me: "Every single summer? Maaa'n. Ok, this is totally g-eh dood, I rush from AC'd truck to AC'd condo, to AC'd Store(s), AC'd paint joints, to AC'd Pain Doctor's Clinics & I just GOT HERE" A: "W'ellll thats how its done here, aside from wintertime, when nearly everyone fancies descending upon us like locusts, you must really be limping being from Washington in these temps?" A: "Yeeeah dude, Ive already got one"

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