If Okuyasu actually used ZA HANDO

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OI JOSUKE, I USED「ZA HANDO」TO ERASE THE DESCRIPTION! AIN'T THAT JUST WACKY?

[@dankbidoof]

Hey wouldn't it be funny if I made "Chili Pepper Fucking Dies" into a shirt haha like I'd ever do that ... [Link to a bad shirt design used to be here, Discontinued :v] Edit: Hay subtítulos en español [CC] Edit 2: Polish subs by Nartuz Edit 3: Russian subs by Tenebris

[@arekkusu1p177]

I'm here to nice

[@halfserk7054]

Hahaha

[@atrocity8047]

1:24

[@jacksonpham4421]

Hello

[@travisgangster3593]

ZA HANDO

[@chrissyphus]

Alternative title: Smart Okuyasu.

[@midnight_crimsonn]

I agree

[@hoosierdaddy3789]

Agreed

[@realperson9951]

agreeable

[@JustAken]

More like "Okuyasu uses more than 1 braincell".

[@Akir0_q]

okuyasu with B R A I N

[@dougtheghoul2845]

Josuke: I'm supposed to be the main character! Jotaro and Koichi: someone say something?

[@cybrochacho8542]

I ain’t complaining but I do feel like koichi gets a little *too* much screentime sometimes

[@finjaquetemumnomeaqui4838]

@@cybrochacho8542 Not really something new in JoJo. In Part 3 Polnareff had more screentime than Jotaro

[@cybrochacho8542]

@@finjaquetemumnomeaqui4838 I know it just seems a bit *b i z a r r e*

[@dragonmaster2453]

@@cybrochacho8542 but then you remember Koichi was the one WHO NARRATED PART 4.

[@josueguillen4111]

Im not up to date. Up to part 5, but it seems like every part aside from the the first two hamon parts have another character get more screen time than the protagonist. Polneraff in 3, Koichi in 4, Narancia and Mista in 5.

[@etonknote2500]

I love how Okuyasu barely talks, it’s like he’s putting all his brain cells into using The Hand.

[@methatswho6299]

He put all his stats into intelligence

[@justauser6722]

Hes become the silent god

[@crisisboy5822]

All 5 of them

[@sananatheskenana4578]

he put the two braine cells into the hand

[@razertheslayerstudios1575]

he can either use his personality, or use his intelligence. he can't use both at once

[@basketballjuice]

I love how they gave him one of the most powerful stands ever to exist and they nerfed him just by making him a total moron

[@Nova-tl4yc]

B a l a n c e d, a s a l l t h I n g s s h o u l d b e

[@itsyuboi3218]

Like who tf could actually beat him lol 😂 just slice you in half and no matter how far away you get he can just yeet you back

[@basketballjuice]

@@itsyuboi3218 any main villan could but aside from that nobody

[@itsyuboi3218]

@@basketballjuice idk lol my mans legit confirmed to be able to cut the space between the earth and the sun maybe with a time ability though 😂

[@baumber1919]

Literally makes any opponent within hands reach

[@hellpunisher]

If Okuyasu actually used ZA HANDO, he would be a smart guy.

[@mosaadytboi7707]

@jackfiIms why would josuke be dead?

[@pyroteknikk3127]

@@mosaadytboi7707 encounter 1

[@mosaadytboi7707]

@@pyroteknikk3127 ohhh ok

[@sand8630]

@@pyroteknikk3127 but he has *P L O T A R M O R .*

[@wett_fett7881]

I prefer the other way around

[@PaleRook]

The fact that this stand is literally just a living fetish makes this all so much funnier

[@mynamewasunironicallyyuri973]

?

[@Anonymous-73]

@@mynamewasunironicallyyuri973 watch or read part 4

[@unusedaccountwithaspecific3318]

@@mynamewasunironicallyyuri973 hand fetish

[@Foolius.]

*the real reason why kira didnt kill okuyasu is because of his fetish with hands*

[@pixilmon]

What

[@regicider3505]

Okyasu's idiocy is not just a facet of his character it is absolutely CRUCIAL to the plot

[@heckwaffle2363]

If okuyasu was smart we would have no plot

[@owu9227]

true

[@Dinomine22]

we could maybe fix this if he hit his head as a kid and josuke heals it

[@dratterratter]

his idiocy also provides comedy

[@m1co294]

Plot Stupidity!

[@seifhammuri1918]

Star platinum: punch and pause time Crazy diamond: punch and heal Echoes act 3: make things heavy Za hando: LITERALLY ERASE THINGS FROM EXISTENCE

[@Somethingishere453]

If okuyasu was smart he might be able to kill josuke at the first encounter

[@seifhammuri1918]

@@Somethingishere453 if okuyasu was smart he would kill his father with his stand instead of having his brother stab a bunch of people with his arrow

[@brandonrayayuda7088]

@@seifhammuri1918 what are you talking about. Keicho literally said Okuyasu couldn’t do it because he did not want to kill his dad.

[@seifhammuri1918]

@@brandonrayayuda7088 did he? Sorry I watched part 4 a long time ago I must’ve forgor 💀

[@YumiSucks]

@@seifhammuri1918 i forgor 💀

[@Akatsuki-21]

Okuyasu's brother: *dies" Literally Okuyasu the next day: Oi Josuke, let's walk to school together

[@MisterBurgerBeachball]

"Your mom's pretty hot."

[@konminxD]

actually Okuyasu already knows that his aniki will die someday becuz he'll pay for all his sins

[@tvgaming2132]

OI JOSUKE I PREVENTED LOSING A FAMILY MEMBER ISN'T THAT WACKY

[@UmbraMan1]

I thought that was like a month later

[@ironflame716]

Oi Josuke,im annoying all of my personal problems and walking to school with you so I don’t have to process the loss of my brother who has been with me my entire life and even protected me in death,ain’t that WACKY

[@greggersonny]

If kira was smart, he would’ve said “The fuck is a stand? I just watched you heal two people in front of me.”

[@arlo9754]

no because without seeing the stand it would look like they healed on their own

[@Gellarpunk]

@@arlo9754 yuh but how you gonna get caught in an explosion see a dude walk over to 2 dudes who are losing large amounts of blood, and their wounds seal instantly, that would look like magic.

[@noobw2]

@@arlo9754 they were fucking dead, why and how could they heal themselves

[@greggersonny]

@@arlo9754 ngl i would start a debate on this, but rn, just not feeling it

[@bigpoggers6507]

@@arlo9754 If a kid walks up, and 2 dead looking people just magically heal, I'm betting the kid did it.

[@ElTuailait]

Virgin serial killer: **Narrates his entire life** Chadgechi: *"L A T U Y A P O R S I A C A S O"*

[@koolaidpp132]

Un grande

[@kirbi3_drip787]

Malardo

[@mikudayo2.094]

XD

[@yanwilyamk.p.664]

What even is that means? But whatever it is.. Sound pretty BadasS Chad Like

[@mikudayo2.094]

@@yanwilyamk.p.664 yours, just in case

[@Demon-Akuoka]

I'll be honest. At 1:20 when Okiyasu just casually walks away, just takes the motorcycle away and the pure silence got me dead laughing.

[@Death_Seconda]

Yeah lol •diego rawr•

[@goldendari]

Oh yes okiyasu my favorite character

[@okay2111]

i love how you can faintly hear him say za hando

[@FunnyValentine891]

silence*.............."oh poop"

[@botbuster8841]

it was the spongebob title card that got me

[@marzedgamer7246]

If okuyasu had josephs brain. Every main villain would get shredded

[@marleythekid8320]

Part 4 Joseph

[@lightsprite6128]

Yo fr

[@compaktdanger4734]

Bro he would just erase time a leap past it

[@krisnaputramaulidan2843]

Reminds me of using a ohko move in pokemon with a mon that has an ability or other move that gives every move absolute accuracy

[@sayingnigromakesyoutubecry2647]

Joseph's stand is being smart

[@InceptionAnims]

「ZA HANDO」!!!! *completely erases and obliterates K i r a*

[@OniContraverum]

Its how he would've wanted it

[@SeuSav]

If Okuyasu had Giorno's personality

[@alejandrolozano4919]

Uh . So this is end part 4 [SKIP ]

[@UR1TRULOV]

hey could you chill with that I'm supposed to be the main character

[@bamiki]

you mean K a

[@bred1220]

Alternate title: if Rohan used heavens door on okuyasu and wrote smart

[@craig4721]

Underrated comment

[@monstrosity598]

Another alternate title: If josuke healed okuyasu’s head

[@ildereyes5517]

@@monstrosity598 *cry*

[@guywhochangeshisprofilealo7163]

@@ildereyes5517 It’s okay bro just let it out.

[@ildereyes5517]

@@guywhochangeshisprofilealo7163 thank you

[@maxus9321]

"could you chill with that?im supposed to be the main character!" jotaro : *proceeds to end the main villain*

[@zecplays5892]

101 likes no replies lemme change that

[@whimsicalchronicles8798]

you mean the ambulance?

[@Mars-dw2zc]

after josuke did 99.9% of the work n saved jotaros life twice in the part, jotaro fanboys step off

[@bigbosssnakecorn8834]

And Koichi without him Jotaro wouldn’t reach in time

[@Drip_Wooper]

2:20 - how D4C and King Crimson works 2:33 - how The World works

[@完璧な-細胞]

Am i the only one who instantly understand kc's powers?

[@sameerhasan8101]

@@完璧な-細胞 nah mate. I too can understand King Crimson's abilities.

[@Drip_Wooper]

@@完璧な-細胞 me too, the joke is about how hard is to explain it to someone else.

[@thousandyardduel]

kc is easy but D4C is just a pain.

[@king-nothing___0077]

@@thousandyardduel idk d4c is pretty easy to come by.

[@FC_mania]

2:20 the teacher lecturing a bullied kid because he defended himself

[@potaraturtle6742]

FACTSSSSSSSSSS

[@cheesetomeetyou]

Lol

[@CodesTheOtaku]

3:07 When the kid tells his parents, and they actually give a shit.

[@launchbaddestgirl2815]

No seriously tho

[@jeffmcarthur1840]

@@CodesTheOtaku lol

[@dogeinkorea2604]

I like how if okuyasu had the brain of jotaro he could have killed literal gods with strategic erasion strategies

[@lethanhhuyen3930]

u mean erasure?

[@FlamboyantToast]

Ah yes strategic strategies ,hmmmmm pure stratification

[@benjamina6618]

oi joseph killed 2 gods and helped with one

[@inkblet]

hmmmm yes the floor is made of floor

[@Sassaparilla]

@@benjamina6618 technically, Joseph killed three and outsmarted one...

[@rafa221]

0:26 bruh, I literally died on this part, because Keicho would seriously do something like that if it happened on the anime lol

[@garrettrengoku]

lol

[@bigbosssnakecorn8834]

I mean most of those who faught against Josuke ended up being some ( temporary ) allies until the series finale

[@EfeMuratal]

"No matter how you look it, I'm just an average high schooler" Dude I just saw those people's wounds magically closing. I don't know what a stand is but do the magic thing on me too.

[@caseyellison5079]

shoulda just said that

[@GoldenRice01]

@Hovanes Yeghyan well yea he would assume the guy that was either closest to the people who got injured

[@omggom2488]

It would not matter jotaro and koichi would have told them and he would have been forced to change his face either way

[@CHKNSkratch]

@Hovanes Yeghyan but he turned to jotaro, jotaro healed. then he turned to koichi and koichi healed. someone who is almost dead and probably isnt thinking straight would think josuke healed them.

[@bmuhammadthariqhumaid4670]

kira: you are a high schooler???

[@dio5750]

Josuke: “Im supposed to be the main character” *laughs in jotaro*

[@kirayoshikage98]

Hello fellow villain of jjba

[@dio5750]

@@kirayoshikage98 hello hand fetish man

[@Puddledrowner22]

Well you both have returned Let me ora ora both of you so that you would never dare to come back

[@kirayoshikage98]

calm DIO, our local jotaro kujo can't ora us without our consent, also im taking a day or 2 off

[@dio5750]

@@kirayoshikage98 that’s a relief

[@AkakuMushroom]

If Okuyasu used Za Hando properly Josuke would have died on their first encounter

[@lordyasha5944]

Not really as josuke noticed the hand power really fast as he evaded the first attack and crazy diamond is faster than the hand so even at close distance josuke could have won

[@shumiumi]

@@lordyasha5944 Yo remember when Okuyasu kept bringing Josuke closer to him? He could've literally just used The Hand twice and erased Josuke lmao

[@awesome-bp2yn]

@@shumiumi even if he was hypothetically smart, he still has a heart and maybe that's one of the other reasons josuke wouldn't die? idk LOL

[@shumiumi]

@@awesome-bp2ynWell, considering how Okuyasu actually tried to erase Josuke before the flower pots hit his head, probably not

[@christmasgrinch4017]

@@shumiumi it’s slow, if he tries to use the hand twice to close the distance and erase Josuke at the same time, Josuke would have been able to hold his hand before the second swipe and Dorara Okayasu’s face to the ground.

[@e9885]

Just imagine how short the episode would've been if Okuyasu was this smart. Like seriously, he would just vanish Josuke the moment he saw him

[@probablyjinxed]

exactly, bro has a nearly main villain-tier ability lmao

[@MIDO44444]

​@@probablyjinxedno he has main character at the last episode kind of tier xD

[@jackattackanims8387]

1:26 basically the entire JoJo fandom when they see a partskipper

[@pianohelper8873]

That's understandable. That's like watching boruto first before naruto.

[@reality_exe3114]

@@pianohelper8873 Yeah underSTANDable

[@johnathantoaster7845]

In one comment someone who had a jotaro pfp said who is Kars and everyone massacred him or her

[@PraiseTheBoi]

@@johnathantoaster7845 typical toxic community

[@myxy4777]

@Jotaro Kujo faded “za warudo” in the back ground

[@PledgedBridge]

Alternate title “Jojo part 4 if Okuyasu was smart”

[@rat9041]

dont shit talk our boy

[@FlyingVole2556]

Yes dont talk to him like that

[@monkewithearrings9535]

Not even if he was smart, more like a good 4 brain cells

[@_lollerics_]

If okuyasu had one working synapses

[@dinaur]

Alternate ALTERNATE title : Jojo part 4 but make okuyasu the main character

[@saadahmad372]

An actual jojoke that is funny and original. You won

[@herota1658]

It's not a new jojoke it's pretty common but funny nonetheless

[@saadahmad372]

@@herota1658 the difference is he knows how to use the funny material

[@freyzerb.castro9124]

"If Okuyasu used The Hand"? That's original?

[@overcharge5]

Lol

[@Okonohazuku]

Its original if we see diavolo die

[@rinzintube2295]

Josuke:heals 2 people in front of him Also josuke: Why would anyone think I’m some medical professional?

[@Zurowoxx]

2:15 Harvest vs Bad Company would actually be a great fight

[@Barwani]

totally accurate battle simulator jojo edition

[@Master_vp101]

U have a stack of likes

[@ze_hurting]

Is the harvest'size same as bad company?

[@dio5750]

@@ze_hurting looks the same

[@ze_hurting]

@@dio5750 oh,alright

[@EMlYA_SHlR0U]

Honestly, them all jumping Chili pepper at 1:26 made my laugh out loud that pause just really sold it.

[@Helping_hand224]

Even king crimson got in there

[@danyarmohammed9994]

Thats what happens when you hit someone in a jojo game

[@not_anymore]

I feel you, I was about to comment this too. There's just something about it that makes it absolutely hilarious.

[@rrobin1111]

*_chili pepper fucking dies_*

[@hainevidia8753]

😂😂 same man

[@roronoaalfaro9538]

Okuyasu could have been the main villain if he wanted to ;-;

[@DeusPanis]

His stand can erase Rohan hands to ruin his life

[@antboi6665]

*He could make Koichi smaller*

[@mobydickies8135]

If he had a brain

[@Hei-BK201]

@@antboi6665 or he could erase all people using his stand

[@MrMan-jz1gn]

He would be a super cool villian with that STANDOH

[@nicolasfranklin2012]

2:15 ngl, i would pay for that scene 🤣

[@orctrihar]

Hé would be so Epic ngl

[@bigbosssnakecorn8834]

Guess what ? It’s gonna happen that Keicho will be DLC confirmed ASBR 😎

[@AtomicGolem]

1 episodio later (War) wron g scene

[@pajarokujo_6829]

Man I pay to see that shit

[@smileguyanimations8776]

"No matter how you look it, I'm just an average highschooler" Kira: Your 16..?

[@laysbugles4555]

His outfit

[@nicolasespinoza9612]

*Laughs in Part 3 Jotaro*

[@wockytalkie8352]

*You’re 1:26

[@biecie]

To be fair jojos did get less bulky in part 4 and onwards.

[@darksoul76x]

YOUR

[@burgernthemomrailer]

an alternate universe where okayasu got severe head trauma as a kid and when josuke healed him he smartened back up

[@siravyaverageyoutuber5802]

is that why okuyasu is so dumb?

[@yeetusdeletus4144]

@@siravyaverageyoutuber5802 no but it's now my official canon

[@patchesby.]

I dont think he can fix that since josuke mention it himself that he cant fix complicated stuff

[@patchesby.]

I dont think he can fix that since josuke mention it himself that he cant fix complicated stuff

[@yeetusdeletus4144]

@@patchesby. dude can bring an entire body back from electric current. I can cap

[@GrayHatesYT]

2:20 what I study to pass the exam 2:33 what I remember from studying

[@Mafew0690]

Lol

[@bombs6172]

La tuya por si acaso.

[@UrianErreErre]

No entiendo, la tuya por si acaso

[@jav4176]

Jaja épico

[@lmgdogewowl2474]

Everyone felt that

[@jx1171]

This part got me laughing so hard lol 1:25

[@MrBudder]

I find it ironic that THE HAND killed Kira

[@caseyellison5079]

His love, was his death -Some dude idk.

[@thomasledesma4439]

Isn't his actual death just as ironic?

[@MrBudder]

@@thomasledesma4439 yeah

[@РоманКурбатов-ж1к]

@@sipues6580 Yes, but the irony is that Yoshikage was simply not noticed by the people who were driving. And the goal of Yoshikage was that he would not be noticed and he could have a quiet life.

[@pyregg1572]

I thought it was the fact that he got spiritually ripped apart and dragged to hell by a bunch of hands... But that one actually makes more sense.

[@kiren93yearsago23]

0:34 I love the fact jotaro puts the entire phone to his ear

[@bulletnumber4357]

Lol same

[@sallltynacl]

Oh I never even realized that LMAO

[@therandomizer-oy9nf]

This is such a well made video

[@y.auratix]

heres a theory he did it like that because his ear got deafened when he shot himself and star platinum caught the bullet that is also why he misunderstood josuke's screams for rain

[@d1ss0n4nt]

I love how the phone just exploded and his ear is normal

[@bedo99]

Kira were killed by a hand. How ironic.

[@armelliumthefulgent.6053]

Not by any hand. It was by The🅱️Hand.

[@bbjc2647]

@@armelliumthefulgent.6053 🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️

[@susietheedgy2160]

oijosukeiremovedthespacesofmywordswithmy『zahando』aintthatwacky

[@areyouseriousrightneowbro]

Stone Ocean reference

[@capybara9521]

@@bbjc2647 you like your own comment stfu emoji cancer

[@JoJo-Kujo]

1:20 I love how they all just use their stands to beat the absolute sheet out of Chili Pepper.

[@aliayesh7506]

That could’ve literally prevented almost all the deaths in DIU

[@smickothesmickest]

Mostly because ONLY ONE PERSON DIED WHICH IS SHIGECHI and Chilli Pepper... And Reimi... And Arnold... You get the point.

[@binhturtle179]

@@smickothesmickest Keicho died, but Akira (Red Hot Pepper user) lived

[@MetaKnight68]

Don't forget Cinderella's user, Aya Tsuji.

[@smickothesmickest]

@@binhturtle179 he got burned to a crisp in THIS timeline so ye the stand user of Chilli Pepper is dead.

[@binhturtle179]

@@smickothesmickest pretty sure you didn't pay attention while watching the anime or just haven't watch it at all. In chapter 315 of the manga and episode 13 of the anime it's said that he was sent to prison and Jotaro even threaten him so he won't use Chilli Pepper after release

[@Anonymous-73]

Technically speaking, Okuyasu is the only living stand user that can kill Ultimate Kars

[@Bruh-ss3ps]

Vanilla ice*

[@Bruh-ss3ps]

GER???

[@Maxclockwork]

love it when people stand corrected

[@Anonymous-73]

@@Bruh-ss3ps i said living

[@Bruh-ss3ps]

@@Anonymous-73 oh yeah "living"

[@MaiiUnhallowed]

Satisfying video, thank you. The chili pepper died part cracked me up

[@TheDagger55]

Literally my favorite part

[@Ardorstorm]

Red Hot Chili Pepper parties too hard and fucking dies.

[@thetreatment498]

I repeated it so many times. Gamer girl^_^

[@YuiroAoba]

i saw this comment before and it had no reply, now i rewatched the comment section and i can see, because i have a pair of eyes and a slightly retarded brain

[@kevinkommtspielen3164]

same

[@itsaya_aya]

I love how Araki made the hand a very strong and effective stand, and then was like "wait a minute if he can make everything disappear then how is the story going to continue" and decided to make the user a moron

[@star-notplatinum4200]

Okuyasu: *has Za Hando* Kira: *has Hand Fetish* Also Kira: *gets killed by Za Hando*

[@ihavenobrain1489]

Star dolphin

[@Slydemon9000]

Kira: I'm not even mad

[@yanntoutcourt913]

Ultimate pleasure

[@jakubsierota473]

The got killed by a bunch of ghost hands in the actual show

[@vaughn6822]

ironic

[@jy_den]

The reasons why the JoJo parts are so long Part 1 : Slow fire punches Part 2 : Fighting gods that are gods Part 3 : A bug on the plane Part 4 : Okuyasu can't use his stand right Part 5 : Mafia

[@pokics]

part 7: intermediate horse race

[@smickothesmickest]

Part 8: because we all know Part 4 Josuke is better because 2 balls are better than 4

[@memeulousfidgetspinner7874]

@@smickothesmickest This is mathematically incorrect

[@honstgm6484]

@@memeulousfidgetspinner7874 But it’s Mistamatically correct

[@SeuSav]

Part 6: Cleopatra's personal revenge Part 7: Bunch of dicks trying to kill the protagonists Part 8: Who tf is the main villain

[@hive2444]

Alternatw title: If Okuyasu had more than 2.5 IQ

[@friccle_]

1:27 this is my favorite part, i love how they all just go ham on RHCP

[@stolensouth2764]

I see what you did there

[@dyboszek8057]

okuyasu could have just brang kira closer to jotaro smh

[@JawadBsaileh]

*B R A N G*

[@thebreadguy5361]

Respect for not fixing

[@dyboszek8057]

@@thebreadguy5361 yes

[@normelt1]

*b r a n g* moment

[@amnidesu77]

I thought you wrote 'bang'

[@Pigmedog]

josuke: how did you know i could heal people? you saw my stand didnt you? kira: no i saw you walk up and touch those people and they were miraculously healed, please help me josuke: oh okay pt 4 end

[@mclegomods6402]

Lol

[@Sir_GrimReaper]

oh cheeks-

[@MightBeZombie]

Lol

[@Nyandola]

he touched them with his stand, not his body O_O

[@marchadow3957]

@@Nyandola no

[@Jo-Wilbe-Dina]

Josuke: “Yo guys, I’m the main JoJo of Part 4.” Okuyasu: “So anyway, I started *🅱️lasting...”*

[@BenDover-zp7bu]

More like *🅱️liasting*

[@Whacky_WooHoo_Pizza_Enthusiast]

More like ZA HAN DOING.

[@Hexacosichoron12]

Nobody: ZA HANDO: 🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️

[@memepopereal]

Almost thought you were a new type of bot thank god I was wrong

[@Jo-Wilbe-Dina]

@@memepopereal, don’t worry, no bot will ever have this kind of profile picture and name.

[@deviousdirtbag6814]

_"yo, could you chill with that? im supposed to be the main character."_ this radiates some kind of energy that im amazed by

[@Brimonlodr]

If Okuyasu was the main character he might've been the strongest JoJo.

[@RandomGuy-id2ej]

He is a Jojo, he banged tomoko

[@kadircanyalcnkaya9080]

Ger

[@pou2931]

Everyone:"cool poses" Keicho,shigechi and harvest: "T"

[@mqfii8992]

The coolest pose.

[@owu9227]

lol-

[@LiminalFortitude]

l

[@jamsya493]

T

[@gannielukks1811]

@@mqfii8992 It's literally Jesus pose

[@dr.bright4198]

I have a theory, so everyone knows Okuyasu is stupid, and Za hando can delete stuff, so maybe Okuyasu made a facepalm and deleted a lot of neurons of hus brain leaving him as stupid as he is

[@Denji_Hayakawa]

Hmmmm.....

[@whomadethis9372]

My theory: Keicho shot Okuyasu in the brain thus made him stupid

[@ellusiv5121]

Or that he's just a dumbass. They exist in real life you know.

[@dr.bright4198]

@@ellusiv5121 you know what a joke is?

[@potat9189]

@@dr.bright4198 bro hes leaving himself as an example

[@skeletonsam3243]

2:33 I KEEP LAUGHING AT THAT PART LOL

[@Totally_Not_Robux_Scam69]

Fr

[@progirl8843]

Same

[@pedestrian_overkill]

2:19 this part is peak comedy

[@sddlol19]

La tuya por si acaso.

[@Yez77]

Ñ

[@niggamoment6484]

I felt it when shigechi went: *La TuYa pOr Si aCaSo*

[@blackjox3510]

*me and the spanish languaje boys* Sip, eso es poesia

[@sofianalfaqieh6597]

Can i know what does that mean?

[@vetoderacota7336]

@@sofianalfaqieh6597 it means: Yours by the way ( literaly)

[@gabrielaragon9562]

@@sofianalfaqieh6597 is basically= no u

[@sofianalfaqieh6597]

@@gabrielaragon9562 Now it makes sense to me XD

[@mychickensandwich4762]

"no matter how you look at it I'm just an average high schooler" he says after literally healing two people in front of kira

[@vitruvius997]

yea i was like "but he litteraly saw you healing them" and kira could just say "i saw you somehow heal them"

[@mychickensandwich4762]

@@vitruvius997 yea bam he's cleared of suspicion

[@graciouslump9695]

he didnt touch them, he used stand so he wouldnt know if it was josuke technically

[@mychickensandwich4762]

@@graciouslump9695 true but josuke kneeled down to heal them so he could say that he saw him kneel down and magically heal there wounds

[@cityguard4847]

@@mychickensandwich4762 Kira can be a bloody fool sometimes. He was caught desperate, and he thought he could just jump them guys. Unfortunately he played his cards rashly, and got **Clapped** for it.

[@grego2456]

1:26 I died from laughter on this part

[@pizzafuture]

Everyone use their stand at same time

[@VERGILGASM]

I died at this one 2:15

[@nikaelkeanretiza1074]

A child and 3 teenager and adults fucking commit 17 war crimes one a nugget

[@isaandreso215]

For anyone asking, at 2:33 Shigechi basically said "Your mom just in case", nice touch using the spanish loquendo xD

[@isaandreso215]

@Roger Martí Gonzalvo Yes, but the quote usually refers to the other's mom so...

[@emilioruben7001]

@@isaandreso215 it's a form to respond in case the other person insults your mother in a lenguage you don't understand

[@thatsillydan]

Que haces aca xd

[@emilioruben7001]

viendo memes xd

[@ramoneliastejada4216]

Mucha cultura

[@thetruegunginginga29yearsa66]

1:26 I love how everybody's stand activate at once when the motorcycle is taken away

[@marbleracergirl]

And there's a random _"Kingu Crimsom"_ in the crowd

[@motivationman4866]

This and the endgame scene with worse company vs harvest are my favorite

[@shotaconera2327]

@@marbleracergirl Plot twist: that was one of Diavolo's ways of dying

[@soweco2969]

@@marbleracergirl i cant hear it

[@lad8158]

technically the hand could erase lightning and also erase sheer heart attack

[@titohermanto1829]

Technically it can, but I'm not sure if it's fast enough to do so.

[@titohermanto1829]

@Tion Official m8 by that, I meant that I don't know if it can catch lightning.

[@DaSomebody_2007]

and with that, kira's left hand i guess...

[@tazionuvolari8142]

Is sheer heart attack was erased kira lose one hand, lmao man Who Love hands lose hand

[@ultracat942]

@@titohermanto1829 dude by pulling a person away from the electricity sorce it will most likely remove the electric shock in them; it is the same when someone get shock and you use a wood plank to push them

[@Emenemboi]

I like how okoyasu walked away and he's like: aight I'm taking the motor to junkshop

[@creelar5205]

2:20 i literally thought it said "if symptom persists consult your doctor" "drink responsibly for your childs health"

[@oofoof5791]

I heard that too hahaha

[@eptah1054]

All I heard was *drowning turtle noises*

[@edwinmonge9155]

La tuya por si acaso

[@eptah1054]

@@edwinmonge9155 I don't speak nachos unfortunately

[@marbleracergirl]

@@eptah1054 and he doesn't speak school shooting, fortunately. Now stfu

[@AXOGoGo]

Aghh if only there was a harvest vs bad company stand Battle!!

[@nigelxd3735]

yea, I want to se that battle now

[@mrscoldarrow]

I mean, Harvest would probably win. Shigechi can summon seemingly hundreds of Harvest’s, while I think Keicho can only summon around 80 Bad Company’s. Keicho only wins if he can get to Shigechi before Harvest reaches Keicho

[@nigelxd3735]

@@mrscoldarrow you're forgeting something, bad company has guns, tanks and helicopters, all arm to the teeths

[@thecheezepirate340]

@@nigelxd3735 but will bad company be able to hold off the seemingly millions of harvest? one harvest only needs to kill one soldier and that will be -1 less from their army and... wait cant bad company just shoot shigechi?

[@thundermcqueen7523]

@@thecheezepirate340 yep, they can shoot Shigechi but here's where Shigechi wins stat-wise, you see he can get Harvest around all of Morioh while Keicho's stand even tho having a nice range it can't really reach a whole city. Then again, there are way more harvests than soldiers plus they aren't just "punchy beetles" pretty sure Shigechi could figure out something as well just like he did when he alchoholized josuke and okuyasu. Eventually Keicho's stand will be totally outnumbered and decimated, even if it has tanks i can't see why 2 or 3 harvest couldn't destroy them, not to mention the "outrange" factor and how Shigechi could also always aim for killing the user

[@maniacgreen8609]

So basically what if he was the protagonist

[@itsstillpasta]

1:25 I love the absolute barrage of all the stands attacking at once.

[@devonagain3053]

2:29 “this dude rapping so fast even Eminem felt the rhymes”

[@diavolo8131]

Top 10 people eminem is afraid to diss

[@awiseperson9490]

Rapping without extra p

[@cardbod920]

@@awiseperson9490 cursed

[@LIL_Spooky3090]

@@cardbod920 no blessed with such intelligence

[@devon1797]

Oh shit I found my old account

[@adachitohru460]

2:20 mha fandom explaining that their ships are 100% canon

[@dominicron7231]

it do be like that

[@Sensōiloveyou]

😂

[@miamor2624]

La tuya por si acaso.

[@sulthanarya3281]

Literally MHA fandom try to justify why Deku should ended up with Bakugo

[@aryankala7858]

la tusya pur si caso

[@heroichitsuji]

so basically if any other character had za hando, part four would have been a lot shorter.

[@naighto7846]

Goddamit the joke

[@koppunch]

Yep

[@professorbraindead2951]

Za Hando but Jotaro uses it: WRYY- *Dio fucking dies* My name is Yoshikage Kira, I'm 33 ye- *Kira fucking dies* This is a tes- *Diavolo fucking dies, dies, dies, dies, dies,* Made in h- *Pucci fucking dies* The End

[@raph3699]

It would have ended when Josuke encountered Okuyasu I guess

[@fishcompany6503]

Except Rohan he sucks

[@sarahmatheny2059]

1:28 this got me more than it should

[@ZennonTheOne]

1:31 ah yes, my favorite spongebob episode

[@communistindonesiaball175]

Chilli pepper dies

[@jotarokujo3745]

@@communistindonesiaball175 Chili pepper fucking dies

[@him6290]

@@jotarokujo3745 chiili pepper fucking dies

[@2nxious]

@@him6290 chili pepper fucking dies

[@FruitSlicer25]

@@2nxious chili pepper fucking dies

[@Seek_D_Divine]

Okuyasu was smart the whole time when he went to the Italian restaurant he literally explained the food flavors like a pro

[@KorOf]

He put his stat points to eating lol

[@charlesobf6363]

When I saw that scene I was wondering if it was jojo or food wars

[@Wristymemes]

1:26 when theres one pizza roll left

[@hellothere6838]

it is my favorite scene because of how ironic it is

[@impostrous]

@@hellothere6838 favorite scene of all jjba memes

[@papito8078]

Oh poop

[@GodOfDoges]

What is a pizza roll?

[@hellothere6838]

@@GodOfDoges this is going to be a little weird but a pizza roll is just a school PB&J sandwich but slightly smaller but instead of PB&J it is pizza

[@Eggs.111]

Keicho:ive been trying to find a stand to kill my father.. Sorry for bad spelling.. Okiyasu:can erase anything*

[@Sorf337]

2:17 when your father come back after 10 years

[@Bigpapi5751]

😂😂😂

[@glitchedporygon5426]

@Jayden Thompsonkelley *La* *tuya* *por* *si* *acaso*

[@andrewtrimble8780]

@@glitchedporygon5426 *Explodes*

[@justnormalman164]

Wdym he just buy some milk

[@DEBATERDELETER]

Shhhhh... he explaining why it took 10 years to get a milk

[@ragnarock1008]

1:25 me and my friends when we found the fcking camper that keep attacking us with a weak weapon.

[@Sensōiloveyou]

Yes

[@Restious]

1:26 this part got me

[@icicle2979]

"I guess I'll die"

[@Restious]

@@icicle2979 ?

[@onemoretime3614]

@@Restious it's a meme batman

[@Restious]

@@onemoretime3614 oh

[@sonnytee6603]

Same

[@pietrolollo1233]

I just realized how okuyasu could've just erase the space between him and a running Kira to prevent him to change his identity. Basically Okuyasu the hand could've ended diamond is unbreakable all alone😂

[@fatherdeath2594]

This is the premise of a majority of the memes around part 4.

[@D_H52]

I like how Kira's jacket says "just got bodied by star platinum"

[@Dash-lx4ng]

2:45

[@thegreathambino9561]

1:26 Ah yes, Star Platinum Act 3: The World: The Hand

[@lilyyyloser]

Star Platinum: Diamond: Act 3: The World: Bad Company: The Hand

[@adachitohru460]

So its the same type of stand as star platinum...

[@RongDMemer]

@@adachitohru460 yare yare

[@vegitosaysalright2365]

Wasn't that act 2

[@thegreathambino9561]

@@vegitosaysalright2365 sounded like 3 to me or I'm just blind in the ears

[@KyryloMudrokha]

2:19 This is actually funny lol.

[@CriticalHarvester]

I know right

[@Eveviwhere]

xD yup

[@theapollo.]

especially shigechi just staring

[@Lazymindflayerwithcofffee]

Make it 2x

[@-.v1]

man

[@omegasage777]

"it seems you've absolutely bamboozled me" has me crying. Why is it so funny

[@deltazygone52]

“I’m just an office worker that got caught up in the explosion please heal me.” “No matter how you look at it in just an average high schooler. Why would anyone assume in some sort of medical professional?” I just saw those two beaten up and bloodied and when you touched them, they healed. Why shouldn’t I assume after such evidence?” *And so yoshikage Kira was never found*

[@thealchemistking4063]

Yeah, was always a gripe i had with the scene.

[@Kyo23415]

@@hawk5284 yea but if you see 2 guy randomly get repair would you fucking assume that he have magic?

[@thealchemistking4063]

@@hawk5284 no but the effects of a stand arnt invisible to non stand users… just the stand itself From an outside view it would look like josuke just approached his two friends and suddenly they magically healed.

[@Auroxen]

@@hawk5284 No need to write in all caps, especially when your answer is not right (as others have already said)

[@bananaonsplit858]

I feel as if a normal person would be shocked and not immediately realize that. They saw that he walked up to them and healed them with magic powers. Kira took that in stride as if he knew how they were healed. That’s my opinion on it

[@fluxthemagician7928]

Greato daze we manage to save kei Keicho : HE HAS THE ARROWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW4WWWW

[@themilk616]

Why did you put a number four in your comment *mista is on his way*

[@fluxthemagician7928]

@@themilk616 coincedence? I think not!!

[@konodiavoloda8326]

Mista isnt scared of the number 4 he is scared of picking 1 from 4 he said it himself

[@TheUltima_Werewolf]

*Mista would like to know your location*

[@tammymanion2729]

0:26

[@plasmabasher]

Okuyasu could've been the main character with how powerful his stand is, he even has more of a backstory than Josuke. Okuyasu: I'm helping my brother find a stand user that's strong enough to kill our cursed father, who made a deal with a vampire in order to help us survive poverty. Josuke: fuck you say 'bout my hair

[@k6813]

To be honest I think okuyasu actually capable of killing his father... Because his stand literally just erase sh!t from existence

[@tgnm9615]

@@k6813 the reason why Okuyasu didnt kill his father with The Hand is because he said he too didnt know where the erased stuff went. Imagine Okuyasu erase his father and his father will just wandering around the "erased" world without him actually dead. Okuyasu and Keicho said that they want their dad to die like normal

[@strangemiscellaneousfruit9222]

he could’ve just… erased his father… with his fcking stand…

[@pine8658]

@@strangemiscellaneousfruit9222 okuyasu doesn't really know what happens to the stuff he erased,

[@WeakestSunshotEnjoyer]

but star birthmark go brrrr

[@shelldon900]

Power: You have one of the most powerful abilities, you are able to erase anything from reality. Weaknesses: You're Okuyasu.

[@Obarg1_]

2:04 *"joul never taek me alife"*

[@gimme_eliter4k720]

Za hando! Wait why am I not running away

[@faustohage9197]

Guet aguei from mi, yu kripi man

[@elpibebasado5253]

La tuya por si acaso.

[@macalarity]

Hell yeah im early and im not disappointed

[@klf4177]

735 like and no comments *h m m m m m m m m*

[@macalarity]

@@klf4177 yo wtf 744 like

[@Luni5X]

2:32 momento hispanohablante

[@lucianomeneses6938]

Momento chadgechi

[@kaenanims]

@@lucianomeneses6938 si

[@wylece3521]

La tuya por si acaso

[@nilesh1424]

@@wylece3521 what does it mean

[@wylece3521]

@@nilesh1424 Your mother by the way

[@xxchaboweonxx3726]

Simplemente amo como Shigechi tiene el loquendo en español aunque habla inglés y suena extraño. No mencionemos el “La tuya por si acaso" que fue la cosa más graciosa del maldito universo

[@shotaconera2327]

Multiverso

[@idkmyname3497]

Boi this is made in heaven

[@dantemendes5237]

Why would you say that now time is being accelerated.

[@jkbenbot9305]

This is made in hell. Un did it!

[@idkmyname3497]

@@jkbenbot9305 korega *REQUIEM DA*

[@idkmyname3497]

@@jkbenbot9305 its *muda* *MUDA*

[@joaocasagrande6168]

no sir this is za hando

[@boshikagebira4753]

If okayasu was smart it would just be “okayasu and his good pal the jojo’s”

[@Slayer-88]

How to get rid of Sheer Heart Attack: 1: Trap it in Superfly 2: use ZA HANDO 3: Call Vanilla Ice to Use his stand Cream 4: Walk towards ACDC 5: walk towards Red Hot Chili Pepper 6: Go to that volcano from part 2 7: Use Lovetrains perfect defence 8: use Za Warudo and run really far away 9: use Crazy Daimond powers and fuse it together with an unexplodable substance 10: NIGERUNDAIYO! 11: use 3 freeze 12: trap in the mirror world with man in the mirror 13: Use Golden Experiance Requiem 14: use The World Over Heaven 15: Use notorious BIG 16: use Maidinheaven 17: use echos act 2 18: use Heavens Door 19: use alternate universes killer queens and use there sheer heart attacks to counter that sheer heart attack

[@avikroy9818]

2 million iq

[@Randomperson-qm3ge]

Or 4. Use heavens door on it

[@kyoooooooo.]

It doesn't work

[@kyoooooooo.]

Sheer heart attack=bedrock

[@mildtora8433]

My brain cannot handle this statement

[@SirGrimLockSmithVIII]

I love how it's assumed that Keicho would just join Josuske's gang and be part of the cast if he lived

[@nahuel_4669]

"La tuya por si acaso" -Argentino promedio

[@douglas3223]

Comosabes

[@maxiciccioli8130]

Absolutamente

[@ender.enderman.4893]

Su loquendo habla en ingles, pero esta puesto en español, altero el orden natural. Corran

[@MundongLeyo]

Solid mga pre

[@royrivasjr.2715]

What does it mean?

[@mlgraptor3836]

kid: "teacher you forgot about the homework" everyone else in the class: 1:27

[@inpinksuit]

Legit me when the teacher off-topic but i used aja mask

[@proxymaster5451]

Stop stealing comments and make your own jokes dumbass

[@anangrytomato3093]

@@proxymaster5451 no, I don't think we will

[@mlgraptor3836]

@@proxymaster5451 ok thank you for responding to this comment, i was not aware of any kind of plagiarism but thank you for going out of your way to reply to this comment, which was very necessary, i hope you have an excellent day good sir and i hope you can help other commenter with your amazing feedback. good day!

[@lucid01]

@@proxymaster5451 sir this is just a comment-

[@mectraiq1577]

1:24 Chili pepper: me Others: *exams, online class, teachers, homeworks*

[@bbjc2647]

Total agree

[@trianglestudios6082]

@@bbjc2647 total agree

[@lurkmurk0]

@@trianglestudios6082 total agree

[@twilight2773]

@@lurkmurk0 total agree

[@thegreathambino9561]

@@twilight2773 Total agree