Danny Dyer meets the deadly Vic Dark - East London's Most Feared Gangster

Danny meets fellow West Ham supporter and ex-armed robber, Vic Dark. Danny learns Vic is a man of honour but not a man to be messed with.

[@Rom-ju5tf]

If you’re an armed robber and you’ve spent 21 yrs in prison then you should probably consider a different career

[@paulconnelly4050]

Danny Dyer does not get asked to play people like Vic Dark in films. He gets asked to play the plank who sit in a pub with them.

[@M1tjakaramazov]

Listing how many yrears a criminal has spent in prison is a bit like listing how many minutes a boxer has spent lying on the ring floor...

[@davethecrow]

did he mention that this is his manor?

[@dylanmorgan2752]

Don’t know about that, he said something at the start like “dis as maaaah maaaanaaaah”

[@geoffpoole9107]

Just once or twice.

[@djswift1986]

Dylan Morgan he’s back in his own manor.

[@eyesopen66]

Paul you're terrible. Yes you are correct Paul, Danny did say "this is mah mannah" and "we're in mah mannah" and other half sentences with "mah mannah" in them.

[@dylanmorgan2752]

+Don Juan I thought that was Albert square.

[@Siciowa]

Haha Danny dyer putting on his hard man walk. What a plank.

[@dylanmorgan2752]

But he’s allowed to be a plank in the confines of ‘is own Maaanaaah. At last he can walk down the street for once without being called an absolute lesbian dimp, like he does everywhere else.

[@geoffpoole9107]

Take a look at the Piranha brothers sketch by Monty Python. A pisstake of the Krays and others of their ilk.

[@dylanmorgan2752]

+Geoff Poole As great as Monty Python is, how could Cleese or Palin possibly top the comedic genius of the producers who put this show together.

[@geoffpoole9107]

I know what you mean. I was expecting Dyer to meet someone who'd had his head nailed to the floor.

[@stevenchampion8137]

Dylan Morgan ... nah, appens vere toow

[@harold-sweat-head8111]

If Danny Dyer had a bare knuckle boxing fight with Tweety Pie, Dyer would be knocked unconscious in round one.

[@dannydyer9709]

Mark Richardson Coz I'm well 'ard and propa nawty init

[@beardtrick]

Tweety pie would then sing " I thought I saw a puddy cat "

[@khiggins7231]

21 years in jail. If he earned a wage of £30K a year working for those years he would have earned more than he stole ! The best years of his life inside prison. Debt collecting should be licensed to stop thugs like him intimidating people who are finding it difficult to pay off a loan. Society was well rid of him while he was in jail.

[@Korvintage64]

21 years inside, hardly a criminal mastermind.

[@boomboxbadboy]

the real naughty boys dont go on camera

[@hectorbartlett567]

Tru dat fam, never get high, on your own supply!

[@innbvvdddyiioknbvzshuiince6439]

You’d be right but these fellas are all out of the game now and have done their bird, they ain’t got nothing to hide

[@hoonaticbloggs5402]

They are in parliament

[@jasonantigua6825]

@@hectorbartlett567 tru dat fam! What kind of cretin are you

[@76Gazz]

Was one of the funniest series ever produced. TV's soppiest bollock interviewing UK crimes thickest planks.

[@SpoonyJeffUK]

A real man commands by respect, not fear...

[@primaryson3131]

21 one years inside, clearly not the sharpest tool in the shed.

[@joeblack8915]

Just a tool, end of.

[@adambritain5774]

Regardless of reputation, I can’t take anyone wearing a weights belt to do cable flies seriously.

[@ezvizion]

Lol

[@ja19ke82]

21 years in the slammer. A real role model.

[@jimmysavile9018]

I'm Danny Dyer, when i'm not sortin' ouuuwt things for people, ahm cleanin' windas and playing gay mechanics in dramas.

[@stuartcole3759]

Hello jimmy could you fix it for me to burn all cockneys

[@stuartcole3759]

Why, what you going to do . . Bore me to death with another story of a cockney getting into a fight then try and tell me how great they are not like the scum nowadays . . . Fuck off dim wit

[@MercurialRed9]

Jimmy Savile Was that meant to be a Cockney accent?? 😂😂

[@dylanmorgan2752]

The lot of yas can feck right off with all these tough guy antics.

[@HPsauce1234]

😂😂😂

[@tonyspyrou2450]

Brave pointing gun at helpless cashiers

[@kincaid7550]

It wiz izz maanaar yoo slaaag 😂

[@CRAIG5835]

@@kincaid7550 Oh, thats right proper ven.

[@MegaJasperdog]

The man can't be that fucking clever he's been in the jug for 21 years...he may be a loon but once your inside your inside.

[@stusmithmmm]

"ammonia blinds ya! For a few days or a couple of hours......" Which one is it !??

[@GeorgeFreeman55]

Haha yes he should work for the ryanair refund department.

[@stusmithmmm]

@@GeorgeFreeman55 funny. 👍

[@thescoobydaz1380]

Or longer. Different ammonia, different times

[@stusmithmmm]

@@thescoobydaz1380 brilliant. The office 👍

[@glennd5382]

There's no way Mr Dark is a legalised debt collector he would never ever get the required license come on Dyer make it sound feasible

[@clachanyill]

Why is every gangster in the east end the most Feard?

[@drugjail]

so true

[@michaelsheehan6151]

why can't you spell feared

[@Evolutionskates123]

Games_or_Death Why did you put a full stop after the question mark?

[@Yue_Jin]

Games_or_Death Why did you say potentially when it's so obvious that it did in fact make you look silly?

[@kd84afc]

I’ve lived in the east end my life, never heard of this victor dark so hardly feared

[@barrybomp422]

160..i can do 180....its my manor now you slaaag

[@cousinleigh1470]

barry bomp but he’s got a gun in his manor

[@a.tanner8524]

“A gun”? Don’t you mean an arsenal?

[@getthefekir5040]

Hahaha brilliant

[@Dan-gv2zy]

Danny FAAAAAAKING Dyer.

[@ct5productions]

Phil Mitchell yes Phil what you saying you still on a drink?

[@vincenthubbard539]

Shat iiit Phil, before I grarse you ap to fackin old bill!

[@nox6948]

aright philly boy!

[@rochellesunflower466]

This was so funny. The deadly Vic Dark. It sounds like a spoof. You couldn't make it up!

[@pipersson9258]

Where I'm from it was always Dicky Dido, guessing Vic Dark is Dicky Dido's son?

[@petrumoldovan9366]

In Bucharest a guu like Danny Dyer would be a gardener or a nanny

[@killthebadguy]

2:12 Danny: "owite vic" Vic: "owite dan mate" Danny: "owite mate owite" what a bunch of goons

[@pigledge]

There will always be someone harder than you whoever you are. There`s always a 10st teen with a gun/knife waiting down an alley and if you live by violence expect to receive some.

[@Timberwulf2]

This is best laugh I have watched in Years...with Dyer the nonce

[@johnny6476]

This is my manor. Now he’s trying to take over Phil Mitchell’s manor. 😂

[@spencerglover1]

I’m back in ma fackin manna, jeeze Danny Dyer is Fackin terrifying, hahaha he truly is hilarious 😂

[@bentuber1]

21 years in prison. Yeah what a life. Muppet.

[@atrickie]

Danny dyers real name is Malcolm smith ha ha

[@coolinism]

No it's not, that's just a myth

[@CRAIG5835]

@@coolinism Yeah, a Malcolm Myth, you got it Dan.

[@numpty4835]

Just how many of these eastenders are the most feared? it would appear they are all the most feared:D

[@CRAIG5835]

Scared Inc

[@CL-vz6ch]

Blind you for a couple of days. What a man of honour.

[@chriskemp6272]

surely this a spoof? sort it ouut tweacle!

[@getthefekir5040]

Danny dyer is still in character from football factory...fact. Acting the hard man for life

[@cockneyboy1532]

what a muppet, 21 years in nick, WOW he really is a hard gangsta

[@georgethomson6387]

"Danny Dyer is the pricks prick" _ Kevin Bridges. 😀😂

[@k-mvlogs7529]

Vic Dark is the real McCoy potato head lol

[@westham1080]

Some right helmets on here. When Danny say`s "this is my manor" it means he grow up there, not that it`s he`s you mongs. #coyi

[@cryogenixoldskool5803]

So deadly he's still allowed to walk the streets

[@crawfordkane1]

I love Danny Dyer. He's fakking hilarious.

[@user-dk9hl5ez9k]

It’s schoolboy mentality, who’s the hardest

[@joeboracay4031]

Case of lights on, but nobody's in.

[@DavieCooper-zz4kh]

Pwopa fackin deadly geeza init bruvva

[@daking6739]

Incase nobody knows east end is actually Danny’s own manor

[@Spencerlayne]

I know people that know him and I csn vouch for this. This isnt just some guy making out hes tough. Hes hard as nails man and very well respected

[@joeblack8915]

Real respect doesn't come from fear. He's a prick, end of.

[@rleriche5044]

"I'm back in my manor the east end which is my manor on the streets of my manor." *waddles about like a hardman

[@KnightoftheLord1]

Lol.

[@drexlspivey5828]

I've never lifted weights in my life but even I know 160 is fuck all for a strongman

[@vantheman1234]

Is that Danny’s manor

[@elaine87ish]

Got as far as reading " man of honor", didn't watch the clip.

[@KevinSmith-wp9qs]

'This is my Manor' says non-hard man Danny Dyer 😂

[@123doblo]

“He benches 160”…… what a plank

[@fynndontay9272]

“i am fucking shitting myself”

[@mechamoto6102]

I know a kid that got a decade for safe cracking, idk what burned his pride more, the sentence or that the safe contained $3 and some change.

[@mmmyeah7]

guy at the end mentioning rick dark is that vics scarier brother

[@TheKiDRIK]

The guy called him Rik dark hahahaha that’s not the real maccoy that must be the tribute act 😂😂

[@jasonantigua6825]

A very good role model indeed !

[@kingblue2646]

There's a lot of Danny Dyer giving the viewer fuck-me eyes while techno plays in the background and there's voiceover talk of 'hard men'.

[@omarks]

3:21 after 21 years inside Dick Vark got a job playing polo for the USA national team

[@CRAIG5835]

Wrong sorry, its was, he was Playing with his Pole in a USA and ended up in jail. Obv Lost in Translation.

[@Brainfreeze551]

“ Danny Dyer , the pricks prick. “

[@southerner4566]

That geezer at the end couldn't even get his name right.

[@sadiosuarez7522]

WARNING...contains more cheese than a 24 pack of wotsits

[@mooonedropper]

80lb Danny is afraid of his own shadow.

[@Ryancontact1]

I once chased Vic Dark down the street with a broom stick!

[@CRAIG5835]

He rammed it up your arse and you started a Splinter Group?!

[@iansendall9368]

@@CRAIG5835 😆

[@shaneposkitt4163]

I'm harder than him, I'm that hard I shit in nettles an wipe my arse on sand paper. jkz lmao

[@TJD-qt2cl]

Comedy gold this

[@TheStevenWhiting]

It's funny, the Italian and Sicilian Mafia families learnt from Al Capone. They learnt "Keep everything quiet or you'll end up like Al Capone. Banged up because you couldn't keep your mouth shut". None of the East End gangsters appear to understand that.

[@TheLondonCyclist]

Al Capone was done for taxes.

[@TheStevenWhiting]

TheLondonCyclist Yes but the point was, they wouldn't of taken any notice of him if he'd kept to himself and kept quiet, but he didn't. He kept in the lime light, kept being a big mouth and unfortunately the only solid thing they could get him on was tax invasion. It's why the other families went pretty quiet after, so they didn't attract attention. Obviously they carried on their criminal ways, but kept it quiet.

[@CIMAmotor]

Yeah cos John Gotti was really understated eh?

[@alex-E7WHU]

With the exception of Mr D.Hunt.

[@stephenroche5107]

Big man are' nt you when you've got a gun

[@939freddie]

what does being a hammer mean? what is a cata potamus? any help much appreciated

[@hectormandarin]

A Hammer is a fan of West Ham football club.

[@twincammikev]

It means homosexuality..

[@hem147]

Christ, Danny Dyer and this Vic Dark chap make me cringe. I can't wait until their kind are removed from the gene pool.

[@twobitloser7353]

hem147 ...pmsl ..well said

[@HeathcliffeJ]

This is like a competition of who is the dumbest. I guarantee no comparing books they have both read.

[@nealebertram8644]

Whilst he was in the east end I wonder if they popped over to Albert Sqaure & had a quick pint in the Queen Vic! LOL. 😉😆

[@TrampBalls]

did danny mention that east london was his manner?

[@CRAIG5835]

Ear, are you taking liberties?

[@joshhamlin1028]

Vic Dark Would Run a Mile if He Fucked with the The Krays

[@charliebroc1]

True

[@woodsy555]

vic dark would have kicked the crap out the krays together.

[@pipersson9258]

You're right, I mean you only have to look at the Krays Military records to see how tough they were, on day 3 they were both excused rifle training and given mops and buckets, if you said just one wrong word to Ronnie you'd get a mop in your face, the other brother Reggie would then throw the water from the mop bucket over you, then they'd both run away laughing .....

[@harry9262]

taff_G1 Stop. Please. I feel for you.

[@harry9262]

Josh Hamlin *choo choo here comes the batty boy train*

[@leesawford]

Can I ask - as my girlfriends making me watch this. She seems impressed with all this 'oi.oi' shit. Can I honestly ask - Does this stuff genuinely impress you. It may have done for me when I was at school. The thing is the person these bullies could be fucking with. Extorting money, beating up, putting in hospital, potentially killing - could be your brother or dad ! To me they are stuck at secondary school. It's like being instantly transported to the playground! But I'd like to honestly know - DOES THIS EMPRESS YOU GUYS?, LADIES?

[@thejenkosociety6356]

that 'oi oi' stuff is just an accent, not all cockneys are gangsters. watch you girlfriend though, she might get the eye for one.

[@leesawford]

TheJenkoSociety I think she has - I know it's an accent, but some people lay it on thick. You know, play it up a bit. 'awight me old china,apples and pairs..What a mug' e.t.c

[@decinhuman]

Your girlfriends making you watch this? Yeah okay

[@leesawford]

Dec lol..caught out :-)

[@baillie677]

Well said. I've just had a debate on KZbin with a guy who was watching hibs and hearts fans fighting and saying they were pussies compared to English football hooligans. Doesn't matter where they come from but the guy's Danny dyer interviews are all work shy lazy bastards with criminal records who would shite themselves if they were in Iraq or Afghanistan. The guy's that are in the forces wouldn't see these wannabees in their road. As for women being impressed by these fannies, they get dropped like a ton of bricks once the wannabes get fed up.

[@4evaclapham]

What ...do you actually mean he did one in his pants?

[@jjking9513]

Ive heard he benches 160

[@scottrobertson5554]

What is the deal with celebrating these thugs who haven't done an honest days work in their life? Really can't see the appeal of spending 20+ years in the clink.

[@martincroker490]

They all seem to talk the same way, like the I'm hard talk. Listen to Paul Ferris speak, now he's the best one. Well spoken but nothing fake about that guy.

[@outlander271]

I’m so hard that in the Second World War I was evacuated to LONDON! Top that Dyer you melon!

[@whitenightf3]

Fucking hell Dominic cannot even get the fellas name right. If he turn't up at my door demanding money with menaces, I would stand him on his head with Law. lol

[@darrenmorgan6735]

Can't be that hard if he uses weapons guns etc

[@mrmilkshake5783]

This episode was supposed to be about the Adams old henchman Ray Barton but he wouldn't do it and put his mate Dark up for it instead

[@quincymw8860]

Mr Milkshake barton has a bigger rep an would been a better episode than this slaphead

[@mistergrey7600]

Quincy MW the pair of them use to rob post offices when they was teenagers Barton only stopped because his boxing manager banned him from gym

[@misticballisticcain4656]

Mister Grey wrong he stopped cos he got jailed

[@josephxuereb4407]

Kevin bridges brought me here

[@popeyedoyle2103]

"suns out guns out" Raul Moat

[@hibakxd5308]

He from my area Canning Town 👌👏

[@Backs4more]

Hibak XD he is from Custom House.

[@kincaid7550]

Aat your maaanaar is it maa saaan lol

[@Joeblogs111]

They should make an episode on Ronnie Pickering type the name in KZbin he's one hard man

[@ALIENSHADZ]

Can any one tell me the song - i want to i want to... change the things that i do... Can any one tell me where to find the song or the name of the song HARD TO FIND :/

[@kevinkenny8739]

Benches 160, why what's his disability?😅😅😅😅

[@jamesphucwit1604]

You American?

[@dozz87]

3:18 - Who the fuck is Rick Dark!?

[@mpsymonds1]

That guy that done that Dyer spoof was better than Dyer himself. Hilarious. I was never sure if Dyers interviews were supposed to be legit. But none the less throwing ammonia over cashiers, most of i would guess, probably women, if true was a sure sign of toughness.

[@Spencerlayne]

I met a guy who knows vic. Know a few tbh. But one guy I know is one of a hand full of people doing a life means life sentence! Says it all.

[@keithmccormack8677]

Is this a sketch from The Fast Show?

[@vortexcurl5gaming941]

you can not blame dyer he doing an honest days work

[@rumplestiltskin3653]

Dannys gonna try and 'get inside his head'

[@joeblack8915]

Well there's nothing in there to stop him.

[@craighunter7255]

I'm back in my own manor lmao

[@brisk.1604]

Danny dyer really is such a pillock man 🤣

[@CL-vz6ch]

#vicdark would have earned more money working as a teller in one of the banks he screwed. And not taken a bumming in jail for 21 years. Smart life choices.

[@michaelcollins8845]

I remember when the sledgehammer gang were nicked....i was in a police cell...mr darke in the next.....felt like he was gonna kick his way out at one point....

[@ab-jp8mf]

Obviously not the brightest criminal if he spent 21 years in the slammer